The only youtuber who actually sounds sick when he’s sick.

Pukicho: **exists** PM: Dad? Is this where you’ve been for the past ten years? Pukicho: **retreats into Tumblr** PM: DAD NO-

My dad wears kilts. A lot. He has this industrial kilt he wore to Scouts and one day he came out wearing pants and it scared everybody.

"THE SCOTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG" well of course they were, just look at Scottish Pokemon Trainer

"And get kidnappes by the fae" **actively searches for glowing vortex in my area**

This head cold makes you sound like a noir narrator

Huh. P.M. sounds like Batman when he's sick. Coincidence?

So does mean that Pukicho is Cyana's grandfather? Uncle? Father in law?

I think by "I made him" Puchiko was supposed to mean "I made him [include me in Seymour's videos]", but you being his kid is funnier.

PM, now you need merch that says "The Scots where right all along!"

0:07 he's lying he's just going through puberty and doesn't want us to bully him.

2:11 so the answer is... To build. Noted.

Yeah Doug. Save the Australian woman. Too soon?

2:42 "Is that a knife in your skirt or are you just happy to see me?"

Seymour: “Guys this is what anxiety feels like” Me: “excuse me it’s w h a t”

0:26 I only realised who was who when they mentioned the kids.

2:43 Gosh darn it Seymour why do you have to be right?!?! Also someone who suffered with anxiety, I get that feeling...sort of. It’s more like “I have these 27 things to do but brain says DO ALL AT ONCE NO CHOOSE even though the rest of me is like FRIGGIN PICK ONE EVEN THO YOU WONT BE HAPPY WITH RESULT” Or, as I like to call it: When you say “clap on” and clap, but then realize you have no Clapper and now everyone is just staring at you awkwardly.

"The Scots were right all along!" Is the truest statement

Other youtubers saying they are sick: sorry ny voice will sound wierd Me: oh there voice sounds pretty normal P.M. Seymour: W̵̨̡̡̡̡̢̧̧̢̨̡̢̨̡̢̡̧̢̨̨̛̛̛̛̲̬̦͎͍̥̻̱̖̠̬̘̞̖̯͖̲̻̝̲̪̩͖̤̱̦͈̩̼̰̥̙̪̩̺̲͉̙͓̬̻̤͖̘̯͕͎͇̠͔̝̙̳̘͕̼͔͍̳̜̘͚͓̦̝̹̻͙̺̰͕̣͙͔̝̜͈̭͙͚̯̯̱̞̥̼̼͕̝͇̣̟͍̹̥̻͕̩̠̗̟̗͈̺̯̻̩̯͕̱͕̟̯͕̭̭͓͎̯̮̻̟͈͙͍̟̤̠͙̱̟̺͖̗̘̰̙̙̳̙̫̤̦̘̦̹̪̻̗̬̫̘̖̳͙͓͈̤͔͈͔̤̟̖͈̼̐̈́̈́͐͐̊̽̃̉̍͑̋͑̉̒̀̋̾̇͋̎͂̐̂̃͋̍̅̔̂̉̒͗͛̀̇͑̈̐̎͛̎̾͑̈́̉́̽̓̈́̀̈́̀͆̍̄̽̔̍̂͋̄̂͆͆́̇͊̃̄̈́͗̾͐̃̅́̎͘̕̕̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅh̴̢̧̨̨̢̡̡̧̢̧̡̡̧̢̛̘̞͈̟̜͉̪̠͈̫̖͖̲̖͓̟͖͔̲̝̪̝̯̺͓̮̼̘͚̭̠͈̼̘̥̦͎̣̥͈̜̤̲̜͕͎͚̩̱͉̦̜̫̜̳̜͚̙̲̥͇̖̙͙̠̞̰̮̙͙̤͖̠̫͓͉͈̪̟͍̟̹̩͍̬͓̰̫͔̻͔̻̜̹̩̘̠͍͎̠̙̞̱̯̭̮͉͍̹͓̗͉̥̙̝̱͍̗̯̮̩͙͇̖̭̹̣̣̬̪̝͈̻͓̯̖̬͈̱̥̟̣͓̖̳̟̭̣͖͍̝͈̗̮̼̬̝̯͇̖̣̗̫̩͓̭̜́̔̒̒͑̊̎̆̋͊͐̐̒̂̊̅̑̒́̊̀̎͆̂͐́͋͊̂̑͑͋̊̍͛̆͗̃̈̌͆̌̑̃̋̓̅̕͘͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅa̴̢̧̧̢̨̢̧̨͕̘̠͓̺̥͙͕̫̜͉̙͙̯͎̯̝̹̟̟̬̥͖̪͔̳̫̮̮͔̺̫̖̩͎̱̻̹͓͉͚̩̳̗̫̝͈̜̳̗̗͍̘͓̯͉͕̖͎̲͎̥̫̹̫̻̘̤͔̩̭̟̙͖̦̮̖̝̫͈̯̪͎̰͇̳͚͚͚͕͎̳̰̝̖̺̯̩͉̰͕̪̤͕̮̫̋́̂̍͂̋̔̈́͐̄̽̈́́͊̎́̔͊̒̉̾̊̒̍̄̍̉͒̈̃͛̑͆̄̒̓̓̽͛̑͘͜͜͝͝ͅͅt̸̢̢̡̢̢̢̡̨̛̛̹̠̪͕̘̻̼̣̩̯̜̞͙̪͕̼̦͕͔͓̜̹̫͖̘̗͍͙̜͔̗̖͚̭̟͔͚̹̦̫͖̗̲͕̳̱̲̩̹̞̞̠̺͎̗̲̝̬̠̭̙̩̘̪̘͙̝̣̜̰̥̩̘͍̝͉̜͎̩̤̥̤̟̘͙̰̗̝̬̟͉͙̹̰̝̮̲͎͓̞̖̝̒͌̈́̆̏̃̉͑̒́̇̎̎͑͌̐͛̀̓́̆̾͊͌̓͂̓́̐͑́͒͂̔͌̾̾̿͌͌̔̉̂̈̏̿̈́́͛̑̏̕͘̚̕̚̚̚̕̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅš̶͚͙̖͎̫͍͔̺͕̏͐͊͂̄͋́͗̃̔̏̈́̋̀́͋̄̂͋̆̄̈̾̍͌̈́̀̾̅̆̾̔͊̏̏̋̈́̕͜͝ ̵̡̢̛̛͚̬̻̦̤̥̳̖̱̹̝̞̠̪̩̯̪̫͇̣͎̱̲̬̗̙̝͓̙̱̼̦̰͖̝͚̙͓̣̳̠̯̟̜͔͍̫̞̯͉̥̦͓̮̞͍̝͛̏͛͒͒͊́̑͊̔̈́͗̈́̉̽̿̃̌̓́̆̆̾̏̉͌͆̐͆̎̌̓̀̋̊͛͋̈̃̂̈́̍̀́̾̅͋̎̑̓͑̐̋̾͗̊̓̾͒̌̆͒̌͒̉̈́͐̄̾̓̑͛̇͋͒̎͂̏́͛̚̕̚͘̚͘͘̕̚͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅp̴̨̡̨̡̧̢̨̢̨̢̢̧̡̛̛̛͍̫͖̙̪͕͇̠̪͉̭̞̥͕͇̬̥͙̗̣̣̘̘͉̭̼̼̼̝͕͕͍̫̫̤̙͚̫̪͈͖̥̜̞͍͚͇͙̭̲͍̱̭̠͎͎͓̻̘̮̜̻̮͓̠̹̙̯̗̤͉̬̱̱̭̬̰͇̳̳̝̼̬͓̯̯͍̣̥̙̲͉͈͇͖͙̺͙͍͉̮͔̠̣͕͉̜͍̘͙͚̰̻̼͔͈͙̝͍̱̱͕͎͈̥͈̻̼̲͐̈́͛̿̏́̾́̾̉̑̐̈́̍͋̒͋͌́̊́̾͑̆̉͆̃̿͗͋̈́̓̍̏̓̉̒̋̑̍̋́͗̓̅͊̓̽͊̑̑͐͋͗͛̅̏̔̄̿̊͌̽̉̀̈͂͊͌͆͐̾̆̎̽͊͌͆̽̓̏̇̂̚͘̚̕̕̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅơ̴̢̨̡̡̨̨̧̨̢̢̡̡̨̡̨̛͔̗̗͉͙̦̟͈̩͔͓͚̥̯͓̞̟̳̮̻̭̹͙͔̝̯͔̼͓̘̙̲̙̞͍͍͙̫̠̲̰̺̪̟̪͈͚̲͎̮͖͎̼͕͍̟̞͍̭̬̣̜͉̳̰̥͙̹̪̠̝͓̲͕͕̱͖͍̳̜̳̹͇͈̪̱̦͍̻̹̖̲̆̐́̓̆͛̒͋̐͛͛̔̃̃͊͋̉̒̂͒͂͑͊͑͗͂̆̽̏̈͋̽̍̾̎̆̀̽̋̈́̓̌̊͆̌̑̈́̒̍̋̓̎̀́͗̽̓̾̈̎͑͑̔̏̆̃̊̈́͆͂̒̕̚̕͘̚̚͜͜͠ͅp̷̧̧̨̢̡̨̛̗͉̺͎̫͙̠̼̻̼̪̳̹̘̲͉͙̼̼̻̭̳̰͙̘̩͉̫͚̲͎̗͕̹͉͖̗͉̝͔͔̦͉̮̟͍̜̹͔̭͍͙͚͉̖͈͙̻̤̲̭̞̭̅̿̃͗̈́̊̇͑̆̽̏͋͂̿͑͑̐͒̍̉̏͛̋́̀̇̋̔́̍́͗̽̑̈́̍̎̒̈͛͂̈́̂̓̾̋͊̋̅̽͂̐͆͊͗̍̏̃̆͒͊̍͑͗͌̆̓̍̈́̆͒͂̈̇̽̊̑̏̅̑̀͊̾͆̏͒͂̍̄͂͗͐͂̀̿̋͗͒̀͐̀͆̐̓͛͛̍͒̈́̔̏͌͒̄̂͛͒̅͊̽͐̐͗́́̌̅͌͒̈́͒͋̀̅́̈͊̂̍̒͐̃͌̄͊͊̐̓̍̈́͗͋͊͌͂͋̀̀͒̿̊̓͛̍̍̐̀͂̋̍͊̀̐̉̽̂͋͛͆͌̍͛̽̂̂̀͒̐̊̓͑̋̾̌̈́͒͌͛̕̚̚̚͘̕͘̚̚̕̕͘̚̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅp̴̧̡̡̨̡̢̢̧̧̧̢̧̧̛̛̛̥͉̻̩͓͖̺̫̭̫̺̼̻̳͎̤̺̟̥̺̣̟̲̜̹̞̖̟̺̘̺̫̻̯̤̜͇͖̥̹̪͉̙͖̣̝̗͉̟̻̰̟͕̟͉͔̤͔͎̻̼̳̝̮͚̹͖̬̪̬͙̭͕͚̖̙̞͇̰̫̳̥̦͚̯͉̣͓̥̺̗̰̪̝̰̲͔͚̯̻͍̼̣̱̫͍̮͓̫͉͖̯̠͔͉̜͖̪̯̗̥̮͓̺͕̖̟̠̹̙̲͈̹̫͙̹͚̖̥̠͔͚͔̹͇̦̮̼̲̥͔͉̙̙͇̻̹̗̺̙̹̣͈͍̙̲̘͉̰̲̞̣̟̙̉̈̃̐̑͛̓̉̀̽̔̈́̈́͂̆̓̄̀̀̒̀̂̏͆̌̌̾̄̈̿̒̽͊̅̓͊̓̽̽̄̽̐́̅̉̋̔́̌́͒̉̓͒̄̉̽̋̋͌͊̊̓̈́̀͆͆̌̅̈́͗̀̊̇̊̓̅͒̄̎̽̐͌̍̅̀̇̄̈́̾̆͋̀̈́͂̿̉̄̉͐͂̆͌̍́̾̌̄͆́̈́̿̓̔̐̽̉́̓͑̏̃̄̏́͐̽͗̈́͆́̈̒̒̑͆̇̚̚͘͘̕̚̕̕̚͘̕͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅi̶̡̡̧̡̧̢̨̨̢̢̡̡̢̡̨̢̨̨̢̢̢̡̛̛̫͎̮̱̝̝̝̬̯̘̱͚͙̣̻͎̳̺̗̦͕͓̹͎̼̜̖̤̖̱̞̥͍͉͈̳̖̜̥̹͇̞̤̥̬̜̻̯͚̻͙̖͔̝̦̯̥͔͇̦̝̼̟͙̼͓̳̜̦̭̬̪̩͎̭̳̜̱͖͉͕͖̰̳͈̼̤̝͈͈͉͉̰̟͚͇̱̝̥̼̖͓̭̟̤̣̙̩̠̭̱̻̜̱͉̝͉̪͇̥̫̠̞̳̪̬̗̲̮͕̙̫̯̣̮͍̰̺̭̝̫̯̱̖̖͕̤̺̖͚̲̖͙̱̟̹̩̞̲̖̳̰̥̘̖͔͕̬̞͉̖̺̙̭͓̲̫̰͎̱̖͉̤̳̙͚̅͒̾͊̈͆̆͋̂̔̿͗̀̍͊͐͆̾͑̽̄̿͐̔̓͌̓͌̽̽͋̓̃́̉͛̆͆͛̑̐̂͊̀̅̌̽̏̇͒̓̃̓́̐͐̌͛̇̈͆̎̑̈́͂̒̔͋̈́̂̆̇͂͊͂̅̂̊̐̋̅̎͊͆́̈́͐́̋̀͑̽́̿̈́̀̈́̐͊̓̈́͑̌̌̆̉͌̐́̇́͒̇̏̽͊̾͐̿͊̀̀͂̿͑̔͋̈́͐̈̔͋̂̉̏̀͛͗͊́̅̌̋̃̈́̔̎̈̑͗̏̍͛͊̀͒̈̑̋̚̕̚̕͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅņ̶̨̢̢̡̧̨̨̧̡̧̧̢̢̛͉̩̙͙͉̰̗̥̲̩̻̻̩̹̟̲̗͙͖̹̙͔̭͉̟̼̳̤̟̞͎̩̬̰̠͚̹̙͙̮͈͕̥̳͙͕̤̞̬̞͎̩̘͕̙̤̦͚̦͕̣̰̱̤̣̲̤̣͚͔͙̳̘̝̬̟̙̙͔̳̦̯̝̪͚̭͚͙̣̯͔̩͕̦̏́̽̏͂̔̋͂́̈̑̓̇́̌̏̎̅̓̄̑̋̀̋͊̋̅̓̾̓̈́̈̉̓̅̌̐̏͌̏͒̑̈́͛̒͒̏͌̾͒̃̏̍̈́̐̌̈̅̊͋̀́͌͛̾̓͋͊̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͝ͅͅͅ Me: oh...

2:26 Huh. I feel that most of the time. "This is what anxiety feels like." Yeah, that sounds about right.

A beautiful story of a child finding his father. Amazing.

Pukicho was secretly Seymour's father?! THIS IS THE GREATEST TWIST SINCE STAR WARS!

1:56 I mean, we're still good as long as people don't start thinking it's acceptable to just jump into a strangers bath If anyone does think jumping into an unasuming strangers bath is fine, they _deserve_ being kidnapped by fairies

1:11 I actually saw this post on Tumblr. So happy to see it in a video!

He sounds like the voiceover to an action move trailer

PM Seymour needs to change the title of Late Night Tumblr Posts to Early Morning Tumblr Vids

I pose this: I'm fea, the bathbomb make me feel like I might actually go home

My favorite thing ever is when two popular Tumblr users acknowledge each other. It feels like a mini crossover in a way. It happened with Pukicho and Gaud, now with Pukicho and PM.

OH GOD PAT IS DYING

"To draw or to write, that is the question" The answer is always minecraft because in the process of solving it, you obtain artist's block as well as writer's block.

SethEverman: Father Randy: Son Pukicho: Holy Spirit P.M. Seymour: ???

I can't take you even slightly seriously when you're sick omg that VOICE

Not only did he mention Byleth, but also Fae the amount of Fire Emblem in this video is great. I have been blessed.

I love *LOVE* that you used the Scotsman from Samurai Jack.

This was the first video in general in a long while that actually made me laugh at almost every bit. Thank you for making me smile, Seymour!

You ever get in one of those moods when you want to be a murder chicken and not have to worry about anything except a Christmas Festival.

2:04 Not THAT Fae, Seymour That's a dragon

Netflix: Thumbnails = popular character Yep, that’s spot-on actually

1:11 when you see the post on tumblr before P.M. Seymour I'm 4 Parallel universes ahead of you!

I can barely swallow anything (shuddup) with a sore throat and this man of a thousand voices is still kicking

2:26 Dylan Moran: "I am impulsive and also indecisive so I don't know what I want but I know that I want It now"

Oh cool, New York Chainsmoker Seymour

When you actually sound sick, when you are sick. FOR REAL, GO GET SOME REST >:(

Woah wait... no views as I watch. No comments before either..? WOW. Love this guy tho!!

And that kids is the reason why I mained demoman in TF2. To have the ability called "More knives please".

Pal I'm wearing pants no matter what you say! More pockets to *hide my danger toys!* Oh and snacks too... Always need a nice snack on the go! And that kids is why I love cargo pants!

Why dies PM saying "Father" sound like Thomas the 18th century boy who doesn't realize he's about to get murdered by his father?

2:12 I do all of the above

0:42 The best grandma impression

You know what a Scot traditionally wears under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick.

Somebody on Tumblr made a post about The Five Gods of Tumblr and I can’t not hope that it’ll show up in a video one day.

To write or to draw... build your character’s house in minecraft. Heck build the city they live in. Complete with landmarks and suburbs.

2:49 *WE SCOTS WERE RIGHT **_ALL ALONG_** BIT--!*

So, that bath bomb vortex post gave me an idea for a magic item for d&d. So they’re bath bombs, right? But any time you use one the body of water it’s thrown into becomes a gate spell. The main antagonist of the campaign is a fae that owns the retail store they’re sold in, who is using the portals to open more shops in the prime material plane.

See, that last clip just made my day, because Frak yes, skirts(and kilts) are comfy as fuuuuuu

You know your WiFi is crap when even the KZfaq ad won't load

Thank you for making me laugh today! Also I hope you get better soon.💗

2:14 WHY IS THIS JUST, ME?!?

i asked myself what the pm stood for and the first thing i thought of was “pathew mattrick”

Hope you feel better soon! This video was great!!

Same, I have been suffering a headcold. I know the suffering, my left nostril just freed me.

I just need to get this out there. So I look old for my age and I sometimes act that way(cause of trauma duh) and when I go to the store many people don’t believe me when I say my age or name. It’s really annoying. But now I realized I have my school ID, so whenever someone says something I can be like, “Ahhhha! Fool, I am telling the truth!”

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M FIRST BUT THERE'S NO COMMENT SO HI

What I came for: Puckichu. What I learned: The Scott's were right all along!

At least it’s better than sounding like a chain smoking Batman

The use of Fire Emblem here warms my heart.

Welcome to its 4:30 am... on a school night. Everytime I shut my eyes I hear my mom yelling at me cuz I forgot to do some homework.

I hope you get better soon, Seymour!!!

Can we just appreciate the fact that Pukicho-senpai noticed Seymour?

You’ve found you son too

that first one with the pokemon antagonists is hard for those who didn't play gen 4 and 7

I hope you feel better soon PM!

The actual answer is agonize of which one to choose and then sit down at your desk for two hours while doing neither.

2:05 why is that me?? Is someone stalking me?? **sobs**

0:58 that's a me move how dare

"I made him" can also be interpret as, "I held him at gun point"

I know how that feels pal. Still recovering from the peak of my cold. I hope you recover soon!

when pm sounds like geralt of rivira when sick 👀

PM sounds like Markapiler when he's sick, fight me

This version of pm is unique

*The Scots were right all along* Me looking at my character in skyrim in 3rd person who's Waring a loin cloth made of leather: Oh, so that's where they hide everything.

PM u ok It feels like your getting sick often Take care of yourself

It is now canon that Pukichu is PM Seymour’s dad

my theory is that dead voice McGee kidnapped p and is now trying to replace him

PM sounds more like a bearded dad in an tundra-ish woods who lives in a log cabin with his just as awesome wife (or in this case, elf Cyana) Edit; the intro does

Me *suddenly breaking out in a heavy Scottish accent* : "YER GOHDDAHMN RIGHT THAY WERE, YAH BLOODY FOCKEN IDIYATS!"

Man I hope I remember this video when I get to play Changeling: The Lost. Bathbombs to get to the Fae realm is a sweet idea

My bf got a kilt when we went to king richard's faire back in august. Not sure how many times he wore it after that but dang he be comfortable with it. (he wore it once in public as part of a costume. it was great.)

Thousands of years of evolution has made us WANT to stick our feet in the funny looking glowy-starry water.

The pink line at the bottom of the video almost had me skip it thinking I already watched it.

2:25 that's called depression. but yeah, mood

I find 2:07 especially relateble bc everyday when I get back from school I just keep thinking to myself "I should do my art homework" or "I should write my fanfic" but I just play Minecraft instead

2:03 hey, if that's the only Fae you have to deal with, you're good. She just wants you to smile!

I honestly like this voice at the beginning Maybe you should try to recreate it in a way that doesn't involve recovering from things.

I find it funny how you actually put Fae in that bath bomb one. Also, I can't tell what he meant by the Fae. Doubt it's the pink haired Manakete in my profile pic, but I don't have any other answer. Edit: Yeaaahh… after looking it up, I see what it meant.

I- Deep voiced pat is doing THINGS to meeeeeeeee😳

TIL that there was a successful band of warriors consisting of about 150 gay couples in ancient Thebes ,They were chosen based on the idea of ",you fight better when you try to impress your lover"

2:40 oh that's what it is? I thought it was either me being lazy or executive dysfunction or something else-

Get well soon!!!

If there's one thing to take away from this video it's that "The Scots were right all along."