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I Gave The World Crippling Debt And This Happened - Power and Revolution 2019

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5 жыл бұрын

I Gave The World Crippling Debt And This Happened - Power and Revolution 2019
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ABOUT: Power and Revolution 2019
The new evolution of Geopolitical Simulator 4, the hyperrealistic simulator of today's world!
In Power & Revolution 2019 Edition, play as the Head of State and extend your influence around the globe. By playing as several countries, try to change the destiny of our planet with orchestrated actions. Play as the head of the legal or illegal opposition and seize power!
STRATEGY, SIMULATION AND MANAGEMENT
Power & Revolution 2019, is a simulation of our current world, recreating its features in-depth and across a number of domains: economic, political, military, social, financial, environmental, energetic, transportation...
All countries of the world are represented with their own features. The calculation and scenario engines include more than 100,000 data, 15,000 texts and 10 hours of recorded dialogue. A detailed and animated 3D world map helps to support the players, with all the borders, regions and important and strategic locations of the world
The game combines management stages of economics, commerce, wargames, construction, espionage, simulation, and political influence and manipulation.
Players can opt for the management of just one country or several simultaneously and design collaborative strategies to change the world's destiny. There are game settings across multiple domains: degree of activity of terrorist organizations, probabilities of natural disasters, reactivity of populations, outbreak of wars. More than twenty contextual scenarios with current events from today's world are integrated.
Players can choose to play as a head of state or as a leader of the political opposition.
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The entire world is on the brink of collapse: global warming, social unrest, rising populism, the risk of global conflict, overpopulation, cybercrime, new zones, pollution, shortages!As the leader of up to 30 nations simultaneously, attempt to implement cohesive and effective policies that will collectively guarantee a viable future for the planet.
And in another new play mode, "Chaos 2030", experience the world that could exist in the near future if things break down: amid the global chaos, develop solutions to maintain your power and grow your influence...
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@fenixbazaar9001
@fenixbazaar9001 5 жыл бұрын
world: "hey australia knock it off" Australia: "yeah, nah."
@thedingo23
@thedingo23 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah,nah for sure
@sanakhtthefatetwister9116
@sanakhtthefatetwister9116 4 жыл бұрын
Australia: knocks off 2 more countries
@maia5612
@maia5612 4 жыл бұрын
‘yeah nah yeah’
@joy_candy1409
@joy_candy1409 4 жыл бұрын
im an aussie not funny
@aussiepie4865
@aussiepie4865 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect Aussie response.
@427Arbok
@427Arbok 5 жыл бұрын
Australia: _takes over the world_ Great Britain: I raised that boy!
@SteveSmith-ty8ko
@SteveSmith-ty8ko 5 жыл бұрын
427Arbok Australia: This is what you get for kicking me out of the house, dad!
@festiveshaggyrogers7392
@festiveshaggyrogers7392 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian. This would be the world if we still had our nukes (kin Jon un: *silently* oh so Australia is not a threat to my great nation.)
@regansikola5990
@regansikola5990 4 жыл бұрын
Oh God this is so much potential for country humans memes
@regansikola5990
@regansikola5990 4 жыл бұрын
@Pasta or die PS. do not mock the Uchiha no, why?
@regansikola5990
@regansikola5990 4 жыл бұрын
@Pasta or die PS. do not mock the Uchiha oh I understand. The only reason I've gotten into the Country humans fandom is because I'm growing increasingly more of a history nerd but... Only WW1, WW2, Victorian ara, and sorta kind of midevil history (they had absolutely awesome wepons) that mixed with the fact I'm a ... Sort of a weeb ... KZfaq recommended country humans, I don't really understand most shipping other than England and France, and I can sort of understand Finland and Estonia but I kind of think of them as brothers and I'm not Alabamian so yeah no. Sorry I go on a lot of rants and it doesn't make me a very likable person. Sorry for bothering you. I'm very sorry.
@neptunesmoonss
@neptunesmoonss 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Australia never attacked New Zealand makes me smile. Edit: Guys, New Zealand isn’t part of Australia. It’s an independent country (I made this edit because people argued about it in the replies.)
@mrgoose3453
@mrgoose3453 4 жыл бұрын
They're our little brother🙂
@shaneleslie9218
@shaneleslie9218 4 жыл бұрын
All the New Zealander’s live in Australia anyway
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrgoose3453 I love this comment so much and I'm Aussie, not Kiwi
@billrayner3830
@billrayner3830 4 жыл бұрын
Where else are we supposed to get our pav
@WarMonger_the-One-and-Only
@WarMonger_the-One-and-Only 4 жыл бұрын
They have no strategic import, and we basically already own them anyway.
@xdgagdbdfhs562
@xdgagdbdfhs562 4 жыл бұрын
Australia: *sets things on fire* Also Australia: We know a thing or two because we've seen thing or two
@annikafw7888
@annikafw7888 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@biolett553
@biolett553 4 жыл бұрын
Sad yes
@ashleycroydon9743
@ashleycroydon9743 4 жыл бұрын
Amen 🇦🇺❤️🙌🏾💯🤣
@mitchellpoirier2678
@mitchellpoirier2678 4 жыл бұрын
We are Farmers bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
@ajarofworms7
@ajarofworms7 3 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@littlebluedragon7466
@littlebluedragon7466 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: Well they still haven't taken new zealand Australia: - Pats kiwis on heads- they are our little brother. No one touches our little brother. Not even us.
@OniFeez
@OniFeez 5 жыл бұрын
I like to think our war on the UK was a bit like us screaming: "we're backkkkkkk!"
@andrewhazlewood4569
@andrewhazlewood4569 5 жыл бұрын
The English would say we were returning to the scene of the crime.
@mericaman6388
@mericaman6388 5 жыл бұрын
@@super_3410 you dont get a opinion roblox profile picture
@bred9901
@bred9901 4 жыл бұрын
they just did
@regansikola5990
@regansikola5990 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that idea , that'd make a GREAT Countryhumans comic
@Naruku2121
@Naruku2121 5 жыл бұрын
Australlia went from "The Land Down Under" To "The Land All Over"
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 5 жыл бұрын
Naruku2121 wait till the magpies and emus spread
@projectnostalgia5427
@projectnostalgia5427 5 жыл бұрын
When they say down under they mean hell
@Discosaturn
@Discosaturn 5 жыл бұрын
Men At Work has now become Men At War.
@FloralSewage
@FloralSewage 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 4 жыл бұрын
I come from the land all over!
@domawilliams1150
@domawilliams1150 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Australian and I can confirm this would’ve happened to the world if we didn’t lose the war with the emu’s. The emu war crippled our country
@natashabrubaker91
@natashabrubaker91 Жыл бұрын
RIP
@funny_budgie4822
@funny_budgie4822 4 жыл бұрын
You see, we Australians have taught our tanks to swim.
@theapexpredator7711
@theapexpredator7711 4 жыл бұрын
Gheez smart people..
@logancressy2259
@logancressy2259 4 жыл бұрын
And we taught our cassowaries to waterbend
@kyalavender-williams9285
@kyalavender-williams9285 4 жыл бұрын
Our smart l, little military tanks. So proud.
@annikafw7888
@annikafw7888 4 жыл бұрын
Yes and the government is now gonna give us funds to create flying tarantulas :D
@omnitrixian
@omnitrixian 4 жыл бұрын
Well we kind of had to cos we tried to teach our submarines to swim, but, let’s face it. Things . . . went wrong.
@hibye9113
@hibye9113 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm that we have the most dangerous animal in the world Magpies
@heehee1732
@heehee1732 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@YouTubecomDatsAToilet
@YouTubecomDatsAToilet 5 жыл бұрын
No there’s something more scary.... the emus D:
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 5 жыл бұрын
And the most killer insult...bin chicken
@Wellllllllalalala
@Wellllllllalalala 5 жыл бұрын
Plover mum with babies nearby
@waltre263
@waltre263 5 жыл бұрын
No.......drop bears
@jackpaterson5379
@jackpaterson5379 5 жыл бұрын
Authorised by the Australian Government, Canberra. (Edited)
@australianwi-fi
@australianwi-fi 5 жыл бұрын
I read that as fast as they say it
@neonicplays1364
@neonicplays1364 5 жыл бұрын
Australian Wi-Fi lol
@ezikielharris5620
@ezikielharris5620 5 жыл бұрын
the new south wales government canberra he says. two different states buddy.
@Lcrxss_
@Lcrxss_ 5 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "authorised by the Australian government Canberra"
@wazzaando8869
@wazzaando8869 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TrekzoneMedia
@TrekzoneMedia 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, we approve this takeover.
@jessicles23
@jessicles23 4 жыл бұрын
Trekzone too right 😂😂, New South Wales represent xD
@destrudothedeaddrakeofdrea5928
@destrudothedeaddrakeofdrea5928 4 жыл бұрын
Banana Bender Boi Right Here
@linwithawin1310
@linwithawin1310 4 жыл бұрын
As a florda man, I Declair war
@jessicles23
@jessicles23 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@stateofgr4ce
@stateofgr4ce 4 жыл бұрын
jessicles23 don’t forget Victoria!
@dominichull2862
@dominichull2862 4 жыл бұрын
Grey: "Australians, remember the cold fronts that Canada has to deal with?" Me looking out the window at walls of flames, "You know what...?"
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality 3 жыл бұрын
I mean we would like Canada's water.
@LlamasAtMidnight
@LlamasAtMidnight 3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian Canadian you do not understand the cold in Canada. It can get to -25 C. It is pain. Just pain
@destroyerofgalaxys
@destroyerofgalaxys 3 жыл бұрын
@@LlamasAtMidnight you're f****** bluffing my city had a grand record of -60 yeah you heard me -60 you don't have to inhale the pain I have to inhale the pain as a frozen ghost most cars didn't start that day everyone was trapped inside it's sealed the door shut because it was so cold you don't know how much pain it did to both of the houses that we lived in we couldn't even open the wooden door to get to the second door. And also I don't live in Russia I live in America I live in Illinois that happened about two to three years a go so don't inhale like you think you're actually dying I know bro just have to inhale the pain that someone else in the same situation as you are but it's much more worse on that year it was snowing in March-april it was cold as hell during spring
@zac32al
@zac32al 2 жыл бұрын
@@destroyerofgalaxys youd die so dats cap
@thetimehascome1958
@thetimehascome1958 Жыл бұрын
@@LlamasAtMidnight only -25, I have experienced -40
@willie2843
@willie2843 5 жыл бұрын
“Australia doesn’t do anything” Us aussies: yes
@BerryRust.
@BerryRust. 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jackfox4541
@jackfox4541 5 жыл бұрын
We did the thing with the fukin um Yeah the cenno yeah *itches neck*
@forgottenisconfused6706
@forgottenisconfused6706 5 жыл бұрын
I’ll comment later.
@hahahehe_unfunny6914
@hahahehe_unfunny6914 5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@jackfox4541
@jackfox4541 5 жыл бұрын
We created wifi and helped the US in every war since WW1
@user-rx7sq8fd1p
@user-rx7sq8fd1p 4 жыл бұрын
“I gave the world crippling debt and this is what happened” *AUSTRALIA*
@mattnorris7124
@mattnorris7124 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe there is a silver lining to changing Prime Ministers every 6 months after all
@thedingo23
@thedingo23 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Norris I mean it’s better than getting stuck with some tangerine with corn silk for hair for 4 years lol
@jbeer
@jbeer 4 жыл бұрын
STRAYA Fixed that for you
@rufus231
@rufus231 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedingo23 That will be 8 years Harley.
@ghjkl795
@ghjkl795 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedingo23 would you rather 1 demon over 4 years? Or 8 of them?
@TheMichaelStott
@TheMichaelStott 4 жыл бұрын
"Australia doesn't do anything" Australia: "Let's go do stuff" World: " why do I hear Boss music?"
@jedimaster7468
@jedimaster7468 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@deadmemes21
@deadmemes21 3 жыл бұрын
*[Emu sounds intensify]*
@Bobsyagod
@Bobsyagod 4 жыл бұрын
You seem surprised Australia started making their own nukes. We have 30% of the worlds Uranium, we just never got prodded hard enough to bother using it ourselves, you set the parameters for everyone's deaths by angering the Aussies :P
@fanboo6918
@fanboo6918 4 жыл бұрын
Bobsyagod Yes don’t anger us Aussie their will be an attack of bombs, emus, kangaroos and worst of all MAGPIES
@XDbored1
@XDbored1 4 жыл бұрын
we have lots of Nuclear testing data too and lots Universities so it would be really trivial to start production the main reason we have not is probably to do with the rumors that there are USA Nukes on many of the shared Military bases why build them ourselves if we can just borrow and never return them(after they explode) from the USA?
@liammeyerphotography8974
@liammeyerphotography8974 4 жыл бұрын
@@fanboo6918 god forbid we send the cassowary
@yumekojabami5585
@yumekojabami5585 4 жыл бұрын
Correct me if im wrong, i think aussie dont give a fck nuking the world.
@rufs6468
@rufs6468 4 жыл бұрын
@Ella Ashton my uncle is in oz workers union.... to memory I believe he said they mine it but they don't refine it....
@realdaggerman105
@realdaggerman105 5 жыл бұрын
Australia vs Canada: A song of Ice and Fire
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 5 жыл бұрын
Daggerman105 - suddenly we make peace and make out because our only differences is that one sides hot and the others cold
@doshwhop
@doshwhop 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah sorry about that Canada. We just needed some fresh ice for our esky. Gotta keep the drinks cold for our new mates in the military. 🍻
@mr.coffee6242
@mr.coffee6242 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing burns like the cold. Gorge R R Martin.
@Maplewaffle
@Maplewaffle 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@jube8835
@jube8835 4 жыл бұрын
Even though it can get fairly cold over here, like freezing point cold But yeah it also gets very hot here
@theraginginfernape9496
@theraginginfernape9496 5 жыл бұрын
"The British Empire was the largest empire of all time" Australia: *hold my vegemite*
@blobfish8977
@blobfish8977 4 жыл бұрын
TheRagingInfernape and my bottlo
@nikosworks6541
@nikosworks6541 4 жыл бұрын
TheRagingInfernape YASSSS
@nikolukaradjenovic5998
@nikolukaradjenovic5998 4 жыл бұрын
You mean English empire
@Handler1300
@Handler1300 4 жыл бұрын
Hold my vb
@saulgoodman4882
@saulgoodman4882 4 жыл бұрын
Hold my fairy bread and protests
@cherrypopper5903
@cherrypopper5903 4 жыл бұрын
When he doesn’t realise there is an actual state called South Australia
@luke00018
@luke00018 4 жыл бұрын
Cherrypopper my home state lol
@power.munchy
@power.munchy 4 жыл бұрын
luke morphett yep same
@babagoogo1
@babagoogo1 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I’m in NSW but I was born in WA 😂
@flame8388
@flame8388 4 жыл бұрын
Little_Luna_Playz Gaming you were born in a good place
@babagoogo1
@babagoogo1 4 жыл бұрын
Flame8 Yeah, I know 😂
@gamemaster2866
@gamemaster2866 4 жыл бұрын
"If you throw enough rockets at Australia, they'll go away" Please, i've been hit by a kangaroo, a rocket is nothing.
@jameshunter6121
@jameshunter6121 4 жыл бұрын
I have too, I can agree
@henrymccoy2306
@henrymccoy2306 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly they can kill you pretty easily so fair enough.
@Hectilius
@Hectilius 3 жыл бұрын
..... what if you give the rockets TO the kangaroos
@thisisanaccount7165
@thisisanaccount7165 3 жыл бұрын
Please sir i have been kicked in the testicles by a kangaroo. A rocket is NOTHING
@Aloyus_Knight
@Aloyus_Knight 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hectilius In that case, no one can look at skippy the bush kangaroo the same way ever again.
@Riku006
@Riku006 5 жыл бұрын
"Drinking age is 15 and the speed limit is 150 mph." Ah, Mad Max goes global
@TheDarkstormy
@TheDarkstormy 5 жыл бұрын
Australia to the world: Witness Me!
@lesliegrayson1722
@lesliegrayson1722 5 жыл бұрын
thats just a part of Australia called the NORTHERN TERRITORY... for real!!!
@breadboi1248
@breadboi1248 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@breadboi1248
@breadboi1248 5 жыл бұрын
In Australia The Law To Drink Is like 13+ Smoking Like 20+ And To Play Luwegi Board Is 8+ ???? XD I Love Living In Australia
@breadboi1248
@breadboi1248 5 жыл бұрын
@@lesliegrayson1722XD yeah
@RyuGaitas
@RyuGaitas 5 жыл бұрын
When Australia owns everything, we call it Allstralia
@coltonf300
@coltonf300 5 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke
@psychoaiko666
@psychoaiko666 5 жыл бұрын
Not everything, there's still 5 other countries left!
@RyuGaitas
@RyuGaitas 5 жыл бұрын
@@psychoaiko666 Thanks for noticing mate, we'll get them right away
@spydragon2076
@spydragon2076 5 жыл бұрын
haha funny
@arodisaster264
@arodisaster264 5 жыл бұрын
No that's communist Australia
@billysutherland5890
@billysutherland5890 4 жыл бұрын
"Tigers, Lions, Dinosaurs," Nah m8 we have way WAY worse then all of those combined. Magpies, Emus, Red kangaroos And the most dangerous of them all, Koalas. Those damn drop bears
@doist9928
@doist9928 5 жыл бұрын
World: We declare war. Aus: Cheers m8.
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality 5 жыл бұрын
Battle of Tan. That tells you what you need to about Australian troops vs population.
@jade-cg1db
@jade-cg1db 5 жыл бұрын
At the start when you were listing what was wrong with Australia, I thought you meant actual Australia. And I live here. - “The legal drinking age is 15” I’m like “oh 12 on private properties”
@stoneytherock5670
@stoneytherock5670 5 жыл бұрын
True true
@baileyhellmuth5526
@baileyhellmuth5526 5 жыл бұрын
There's actually no laws about the minimum age to drink alcohol or smoke at all haha. It's legal for a parent or legal guardian to give a minor alcohol on private property haha
@lennyellis1011
@lennyellis1011 5 жыл бұрын
@@baileyhellmuth5526 so true , it's only illegal to purchase alcohol under the age of 18
@benbrooks566
@benbrooks566 5 жыл бұрын
Bailey Hellmuth it’s illegal to for a minor to drink or be provided alcohol
@cykachu8080
@cykachu8080 5 жыл бұрын
Bailey Hellmuth but I mean if you’re drinking underage you’re fucked anyway.
@eyjaremati247
@eyjaremati247 4 жыл бұрын
“In Australia you can drink at 15” Dude we already do lmao
@erinbarker4310
@erinbarker4310 4 жыл бұрын
Eyja Remati not legally, but who’s that gonna stop?
@oliverconnor4951
@oliverconnor4951 4 жыл бұрын
@@erinbarker4310 you can with parental supervision
@thelukesternater
@thelukesternater 4 жыл бұрын
Oliver Connor I’m a dickhead and this is law.
@aidenbutcher8461
@aidenbutcher8461 4 жыл бұрын
And most kids smoke at 13/14
@aidenbutcher8461
@aidenbutcher8461 4 жыл бұрын
@phil osophical I smoked at 13 all my friends did and it seems kids still are. At least in North Queensland that is.
@Enya_Mae
@Enya_Mae 4 жыл бұрын
Australia *takes over world* Britain “GO MY CHILD. WORLD DOMINATION!” (2 minuets later) Britain “AUSTRALIA WTF STAY OUT WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FATHER!?”
@waves4699
@waves4699 4 жыл бұрын
I see you're a hetalian lol
@Enya_Mae
@Enya_Mae 4 жыл бұрын
Katherine Tossell indeed, I see you’re cultured too
@annikafw7888
@annikafw7888 4 жыл бұрын
Ok well technically the originals of Australia were the aboriginals but ok sure
@Enya_Mae
@Enya_Mae 4 жыл бұрын
Annika FW It’s a joke you boring kid
@kenji7816
@kenji7816 4 жыл бұрын
Privet fellow hetalian~! Become one with Russia,da? ^J^
@MissKiamari
@MissKiamari 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, this makes me happy. Advance Australia Fair.
@diorbookstore
@diorbookstore 5 жыл бұрын
ADVANCCCCCEEE AUSTRALIAAAAAAA FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@saturnGEEK
@saturnGEEK 5 жыл бұрын
@Amy Cooper Waltzing Matilda belong to the yanks. Plus, most people only know the chorus for Down Under and We Are Australian. Be grateful we have the capacity to remember at least one verse of our national anthem.
@saturnGEEK
@saturnGEEK 5 жыл бұрын
@Amy Cooper I learned all of the verses OUTSIDE of school. They did try to teach kids all of the verses, but no one ever sang all 5 verses for Advance Australia Day, so there was no point. Why didn't they enforce it at school? Because schools have to spend more time getting their NAPLAN results looking good, rather than actually teaching curriculum.
@iowafarmboy
@iowafarmboy 5 жыл бұрын
As an American, I for one welcome our Australian overlords.
@KuraIthys
@KuraIthys 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Advance Australia fair is so poorly known that I bet most of us didn't even know the last few verses existed. XD Still, we sang it often enough in school, so... Eh. Have to say that song is going to be super-weird in 2000 years, if Australia as it currently stands survives that long. Opening line after all is: 'Australians let us all rejoice for we are young and free'. Yeah. 2250 years young last week. xD
@ShadowHuayra
@ShadowHuayra 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I approve this content Please rise for the international anthem DOWN UNDER PLAYS LOUDLY
@Snacci
@Snacci 5 жыл бұрын
No
@jamiewhaffle
@jamiewhaffle 5 жыл бұрын
Our KZfaq ads: *VOTE LABOUR* *VOTE SCOTT MORRISON* *VOTE FOR THE UNITED AUSTRALIAN PARTY*
@halopro8958
@halopro8958 5 жыл бұрын
As an American I am now forced to pledge allegiance to our Australian overlords.
@markpagtama7954
@markpagtama7954 5 жыл бұрын
They took over the Philippines first because of the basketbrawl situation right?
@trevorvanbremen4718
@trevorvanbremen4718 5 жыл бұрын
Did y'all notice how New Zealand seemed to escape all this mayhem while still being one of the CLOSEST countries to Australia? My guess is that New Zealand actually STARTED it all but was simply using Australia as its 'puppet'. How many New Zealand lives were sacrificed? ZERO
@khlamydiakardshian9601
@khlamydiakardshian9601 4 жыл бұрын
The screams of “OI OI OI” can be heard across the globe. This is what happens when we get too many bushfire donations
@TheOofster123
@TheOofster123 3 жыл бұрын
Aussie Aussie Aussie...
@computethis1533
@computethis1533 4 жыл бұрын
australia: *is literally curb stomping every country in existance* Italy: this is a good time to declare war on them
@alejandraarriaga5073
@alejandraarriaga5073 4 жыл бұрын
reading dis was funny cause ur profile pic is the Australian flag as the US
@computethis1533
@computethis1533 4 жыл бұрын
Alejandra Arriaga it’s literally Australia with its flag over it turned upsidedown where did you get the US flag from?
@hugosajulga5291
@hugosajulga5291 4 жыл бұрын
Italy against a growing government and military is complete devastation for italy.
@blagoevski336
@blagoevski336 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Doubl3_Black
@Doubl3_Black 3 жыл бұрын
Even if I'm 9 moths late My country is stupid even in simulations
@jasondavid7986
@jasondavid7986 4 жыл бұрын
Gray: Australians do nothing on their own Us Australians: Sounds about right
@ChickenLiver911
@ChickenLiver911 4 жыл бұрын
Well you’re dandy at starting fires on your own
@Superbogan
@Superbogan 4 жыл бұрын
" HEY STOP MAKING VAILD POINTS"
@shennisetaylor9093
@shennisetaylor9093 4 жыл бұрын
Blame scomo
@AdamW00
@AdamW00 4 жыл бұрын
That scene towards the end of Independance Day is so accurate.
@stuart1001
@stuart1001 4 жыл бұрын
Considering we have the largest population of sheep then any other country. Its understandable that we picked up behavioral traits, such as been followers 🤣
@sambutton8494
@sambutton8494 5 жыл бұрын
"Australia sporting 576 million army men" > Australia population is is 24.6 million > Seems legit
@YourLocalMairaaboo
@YourLocalMairaaboo 5 жыл бұрын
Merc army intensifies Edit: with a dash of conscription
@mikeywatts322
@mikeywatts322 5 жыл бұрын
yeah.. but like the man said- we were takin over country after country; absorbing our new "countrymen" into manditory national service of five years. yeah. lotsa cannon fodder to deploy.. uh-huh
@azmanabdula
@azmanabdula 5 жыл бұрын
We feed our enemies to our blood thirsty Emu hordes They multiply All cannon
@richardchantlerrico
@richardchantlerrico 5 жыл бұрын
Someone hasn't heard of the Great Emu war - that army statistic included our Kangaroo, Emus and Dingos.
@michaelross766
@michaelross766 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@timistam1
@timistam1 4 жыл бұрын
as an Australian i feel a strong sense of pride after watching this i dunno, maybe we should take over the world.
@mothshenanigans
@mothshenanigans 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah lets go
@helenahell9022
@helenahell9022 3 жыл бұрын
You can take my country. It's politicians suck and we have other problems too
@Chaotic_Fellow
@Chaotic_Fellow 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not australian but I support your cause
@justanothercontentcreator4664
@justanothercontentcreator4664 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@davidpeach7866
@davidpeach7866 3 жыл бұрын
a flock of emu's...drop bear commando's & hoop snakes hiding in roo pouches...mate...it is over
@cerealsgames3118
@cerealsgames3118 4 жыл бұрын
"I made the standard work week 60 hours" Yes. If you want to own a home in Australia that's what you need to do for 20 years
@samiraperi467
@samiraperi467 5 жыл бұрын
"France somehow fell -- from halfway across the world -- to Australia." It's France, what did you expect?
@ballsrgrossnugly
@ballsrgrossnugly 5 жыл бұрын
Those fuckers needed some outback dunnys and decent beer in their lives... XD
@matthewchristiansen9978
@matthewchristiansen9978 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus H. Christ. If I had a nickel for every time I heard one of those bullshit 'France are cowards' jokes, I'd be richer than Jeff Bezos. If it hadn't been for WW2, nobody would be making those jokes today. A whole bunch of countries fell to Germany in much less time than France.
@samiraperi467
@samiraperi467 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewchristiansen9978 A whole bunch including which industrialized countries? I'll remind you that Finland stopped the Soviets and drove Germans out, with a fraction of the populace of France. No, France didn't do particularly well. Spain had Franco (a kindred spirit of Hitler), Italy had Mussolini and was an axis power. What do you have left that's comparable to France and fell fast? Granted, Germany had tons of resources at that point, but France made a stupid assumption and paid for it. You can't say joking about France falling fast is baseless. Note that I'm not saying they are cowards. I'm saying they weren't the most strategically savvy people.
@teamrenegadeofficial5254
@teamrenegadeofficial5254 5 жыл бұрын
WWII reserve finally might do something
@satan7350
@satan7350 5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewchristiansen9978 but it's funny they lost that war so quickly and all
@ImWolf
@ImWolf 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, i 100% approve of this content
@archdornan8349
@archdornan8349 5 жыл бұрын
WATCH OUT AN EMU!
@JordanSperou
@JordanSperou 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinkyuri5 no u
@apple54345
@apple54345 5 жыл бұрын
900 dollarydoos?
@StephBer1
@StephBer1 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinkyuri5 get a sense of humour man
@trazyntheshatteredmind9969
@trazyntheshatteredmind9969 5 жыл бұрын
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FAIR!!!!
@lavish263team5
@lavish263team5 4 жыл бұрын
Gray: dangers of Australia Tigers, lions, dinosaurs Me an Australian: MAGPIES, THOSE DAMN MAN EATING MAGPIES
@simonerayes1661
@simonerayes1661 4 жыл бұрын
I agree xD
@user-si9wn2pt5v
@user-si9wn2pt5v 4 жыл бұрын
But the maggies are good for swooping, the enemy will be shocked!
@kyalavender-williams9285
@kyalavender-williams9285 4 жыл бұрын
Hey we have the pygmy plant, the only thing that would scare the magpies.
@lavish263team5
@lavish263team5 4 жыл бұрын
@@kyalavender-williams9285 only if they turn vegan
@janetpettman2504
@janetpettman2504 4 жыл бұрын
Im an aussie and i totally agree
@ihavearowboat2624
@ihavearowboat2624 4 жыл бұрын
“Australia is burning everything” *oh how the tables have turned*
@deadmemes21
@deadmemes21 3 жыл бұрын
the burning became the burners
@TheJpegCretin2337
@TheJpegCretin2337 5 жыл бұрын
i like how australia and new zealand never fought,just shows how much like brothers they are
@bumblebeekachow
@bumblebeekachow 4 жыл бұрын
boring productions All I can say is ANZAC
@surendrababujayaraman4107
@surendrababujayaraman4107 4 жыл бұрын
*ANZAC!!!*
@paulmitchell9349
@paulmitchell9349 4 жыл бұрын
Except for sport
@logancressy2259
@logancressy2259 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they fight like brothers as well
@SpectreOZ
@SpectreOZ 4 жыл бұрын
Aussies don't despise Kiwis just their stupid *woke* Prime Minister LOL 🤣
@adamwaters9110
@adamwaters9110 5 жыл бұрын
"They still haven't touched New Zealand" and we never will.
@TheJpegCretin2337
@TheJpegCretin2337 4 жыл бұрын
new zealand:thank god we made ANZAC or that would have been a real whoper
@iamseamonkey6688
@iamseamonkey6688 4 жыл бұрын
We tried though, new Zealand was actually invited to the federation but they declined
@nez777thafish
@nez777thafish 4 жыл бұрын
Australia already owns New Zealand, what are you guys talking about... lol
@bingchillin3628
@bingchillin3628 4 жыл бұрын
Nathanael Zirps are you dumb
@ultrainstinct6496
@ultrainstinct6496 4 жыл бұрын
Thank god they havent, bogan prisoners 😂
@alex.m3104
@alex.m3104 4 жыл бұрын
Australia invading the uk// every aussie seeing this: the moment I’ve being waiting for
@AMW1able
@AMW1able 4 жыл бұрын
4:25 Gray: "now you just have to worry about South Australia" Australians: "We're always worried about South Australia"
@mothshenanigans
@mothshenanigans 3 жыл бұрын
Why y’all worried about us
@aussieendeavor3679
@aussieendeavor3679 3 жыл бұрын
@Midas The Moth Because its South Australia
@mothshenanigans
@mothshenanigans 3 жыл бұрын
@@aussieendeavor3679 i mean yeah we are pretty worrying
@samuelweston4977
@samuelweston4977 3 жыл бұрын
You guys border all other states we have, why shouldn’t we worry
@fgmods
@fgmods 5 жыл бұрын
"They haven't touched New Zealand yet" That's because NZ is our little brother. Nobody messes with NZ, not even us.
@Wabeeninc
@Wabeeninc 5 жыл бұрын
New Zealand is the population reserve of Australia
@beyondmythoughts4288
@beyondmythoughts4288 5 жыл бұрын
NZ is what happens when Canadians meet Australians
@BEAST-rd6wg
@BEAST-rd6wg 5 жыл бұрын
People usually say NZ is to AUS what Canada is to USA, but that's wrong. We're more like what Mexico is to USA.
@psychoaiko666
@psychoaiko666 5 жыл бұрын
@@beyondmythoughts4288 nah, we just saw what happens when Australia and Canada meet🤣
@beyondmythoughts4288
@beyondmythoughts4288 5 жыл бұрын
@@psychoaiko666 haha, as an Australian, i can confirm that, given the ability, we would probably take over the world.
@ameliamorgan2762
@ameliamorgan2762 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't even know what to call the Australian Goverment, it's a kind of they do whatever they want" you know what? its true in real life. us Aussies don't know whats going on, we barely know who the heck our PM is right now truth be told.
@janehadziomerovic8964
@janehadziomerovic8964 4 жыл бұрын
I mean it took me months to realise our PM changed from Turnbull to Scomo 😂
@healeyross6516
@healeyross6516 4 жыл бұрын
I don't even know who our pm is anymore, and I'm 25 in nsw
@TheKazragore
@TheKazragore 4 жыл бұрын
Truth be told, if the current PM is from the Libs, doesn't really matter who they are, they're all as useless as each other. The country is literally on fire and they've got their thumbs in their arses.
@youruncleolaf4694
@youruncleolaf4694 4 жыл бұрын
Scomo right?
@bumblebeekachow
@bumblebeekachow 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty Much 😬
@Lussra
@Lussra 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever thought that Us Aussies should use our native animals as weapons of war, for example; Emus: Strategic Land Soldiers. Magpies; Air Force. Platipus; Navy. Blue Ringed Octopus; Marines. Spiders; To be found in vehicles by the enemy to scare the driver so they crash (Spider Fright). Kangaroos; Melee footmen (You know how muscular they are). Koalas; Cute distraction tactics and snipers. That's just the beginning ;)
@mothshenanigans
@mothshenanigans 3 жыл бұрын
KAR98K y e s thats an idea
@aussieendeavor3679
@aussieendeavor3679 3 жыл бұрын
We can use cassowaries as calvary.
@TheSODA17
@TheSODA17 4 жыл бұрын
New drinking game: Take a sip every time he says "Australia" This pleases me as an Australian.
@deadmemes21
@deadmemes21 3 жыл бұрын
Well, off to get drunk on vegimite
@tamsynshaw8686
@tamsynshaw8686 5 жыл бұрын
Australia, finishing what the British Empire started.
@regansikola5990
@regansikola5990 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@zakskingdomm
@zakskingdomm 4 жыл бұрын
bruh
@epiccarrot88
@epiccarrot88 4 жыл бұрын
Until soon they take over the British Empire themselves. It reminds me of a story not even the jedi tell.
@ADerpyReality
@ADerpyReality 4 жыл бұрын
@@epiccarrot88 We're pissed at being a commonwealth so we're taking all of them. Oh and some Asian powers.
@combrade-t
@combrade-t 4 жыл бұрын
And they stopped by in Britain to seize the royal family.
@gavinturpin2988
@gavinturpin2988 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: “Over in Australia things are just, freakin wild. Me: “You don’t say?”
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my reaction was the one Gray uses as one of his sound effects; the dad-from-Home-Improvement caveman grunt of confusion. "UuhhH?" 🙂
@eggsnspam
@eggsnspam 5 жыл бұрын
Yea... all the lions and tigers.
@snarkygoblin2254
@snarkygoblin2254 5 жыл бұрын
sooo true i would know XD
@gavinturpin2988
@gavinturpin2988 5 жыл бұрын
ben trimble “UuhhH!!!??”
@gavinturpin2988
@gavinturpin2988 5 жыл бұрын
Eggsn Bakon “Who doesn’t love em”
@josephmichael6990
@josephmichael6990 4 жыл бұрын
Australia: *Writes strongly worded letter to France* France: Maybe we don't wanna deal with boa constrictor carrying lazer beams riding on top of mec warriors Me: Yes we definitely have those in Australia
@kittyhawk3831
@kittyhawk3831 5 жыл бұрын
The world wasn't prepared for Australia's army of Combat Wombats
@barryallen8488
@barryallen8488 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an Inner West soccer team... Aussie stamp of approval
@sleeplessindefatigable6385
@sleeplessindefatigable6385 5 жыл бұрын
You get bonus points for that wordplay.
@deaconblooze1
@deaconblooze1 5 жыл бұрын
I think they were using bullets tipped with platypus venom.
@meyogy2414
@meyogy2414 5 жыл бұрын
Wombats with freaking lasers
@rildsey-man3442
@rildsey-man3442 5 жыл бұрын
And thought we were too busy working out how to filter salt water so we dont die. Proof that Australia want's to kill themselves
@SmlCff
@SmlCff 4 жыл бұрын
the tanks were actually emus and the planes were magpies we own the world now
@fanboo6918
@fanboo6918 4 жыл бұрын
S m 0 l C 0 f f 3 3 the world is ours
@vsauce_johnny2516
@vsauce_johnny2516 4 жыл бұрын
Our bullets are the claws of Koalas, they do +Poison damage.
@choppa05x1
@choppa05x1 4 жыл бұрын
we shal hang those who oppose us with snakes and feed them spider eggs
@misledpoet
@misledpoet 4 жыл бұрын
@@vsauce_johnny2516 all that chlamydia
@patheddles4004
@patheddles4004 4 жыл бұрын
So uh, we fought a war against emus once. We lost. Emus are kinda terrifying, and extremely difficult to hit with machine gun fire. Seriously, check out the Emu War on Wikipedia.
@kheaousdestra
@kheaousdestra 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian this makes me strangely happy
@DuelerIsKing
@DuelerIsKing 4 жыл бұрын
UK: We see you're taking a lot of land, how about giving up some for the commonwealth or well have to take it from you. Australia: You fken wot mate?
@veovis523
@veovis523 5 жыл бұрын
Australia: *SWIGGITY SWOOTY, I'M COMING FOR DJIBOUTI!*
@AxelDeSade
@AxelDeSade 5 жыл бұрын
Well done!
@quickjellyfish7670
@quickjellyfish7670 5 жыл бұрын
When i saw this i laughed so hard i actually started choking
@festiveshaggyrogers7392
@festiveshaggyrogers7392 5 жыл бұрын
A single kiwi bird: big brother I'm scared of what you are doing Australia: **demonic sounds**
@Palerax
@Palerax 4 жыл бұрын
Epic mate. :)
@braveninja111
@braveninja111 4 жыл бұрын
Why must you attack my nation?
@liamw5452
@liamw5452 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I never clicked so fast
@eetsman3683
@eetsman3683 5 жыл бұрын
i wasa gonna like but it is on 69 likes i asutralian to
@emmalauren6420
@emmalauren6420 5 жыл бұрын
I love watching my country taking over the world
@xXAkitokunXx
@xXAkitokunXx 5 жыл бұрын
same haha
@hahahehe_unfunny6914
@hahahehe_unfunny6914 5 жыл бұрын
Wassup my Australian peeps 😂😂😂
@hahahehe_unfunny6914
@hahahehe_unfunny6914 5 жыл бұрын
@Bling Bling Boi hahahahaha
@ldrapley
@ldrapley 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't even know what to call the Australian Government" don't worry mate, neither do we xD
@furryfromfinley3602
@furryfromfinley3602 4 жыл бұрын
i know what to call it. a bloody circus. compleat with clowns and a ring leader
@ldrapley
@ldrapley 4 жыл бұрын
@@furryfromfinley3602 couldn't have said it better myself dude
@benwalker1744
@benwalker1744 4 жыл бұрын
Just call them dickheads
@ldrapley
@ldrapley 4 жыл бұрын
@@benwalker1744 that works too 🤣
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 жыл бұрын
@@ldrapley as a great Australian once said "professionals have standards"
@combrade-t
@combrade-t 4 жыл бұрын
i'd like to think Australian soldiers invading the UK landed are were like "We have come to seize the queen and the union jack"
@EmmaAppleBerry
@EmmaAppleBerry 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like wed invade and just replace all the marmite with vegemite and put gloe in the dark southern cross stars on the union flag
@aussieendeavor3679
@aussieendeavor3679 3 жыл бұрын
@EmmaAppleBerry That is exactly what we would do.
@captainpalegg2860
@captainpalegg2860 5 жыл бұрын
Australia: G’day mate! Rest of the world: (gulp)
@jordanroderick511
@jordanroderick511 5 жыл бұрын
gray:i dont see any tanks me:one two three four five six seven hmmm
@matthewlucas5510
@matthewlucas5510 5 жыл бұрын
STRAYA!!!
@stuarthunter2923
@stuarthunter2923 5 жыл бұрын
The great Australian beer famine
@doopyzoopy7125
@doopyzoopy7125 5 жыл бұрын
tim tams for all
@BelginWaffles
@BelginWaffles 5 жыл бұрын
Australia:man I’m bored Rest of world: 😰
@jphoenix9670
@jphoenix9670 5 жыл бұрын
I'm confused what is this *rest* of the world
@casanova6397
@casanova6397 4 жыл бұрын
*Australia doesn't touch NZ* it's cause we are their sister country 😂 even in games they respect us lmao.
@Sab1th
@Sab1th 4 жыл бұрын
We never respected you, we tolerate you
@skittzlt
@skittzlt 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sab1th oof savage but yet it's so true😂
@blagoevski336
@blagoevski336 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sab1th 😂
@lokirae3
@lokirae3 3 жыл бұрын
@@Sab1th Critical hit!
@thederp9309
@thederp9309 4 жыл бұрын
Gray: We don't have to worry about South Korea anymore but now we have to worry about South Australia Me: South Australia already exists
@NovaZero
@NovaZero 5 жыл бұрын
UN: Australia, have you been doing bad things? Australia: Yeah, nah. We've been out and about an' you know so basically yeah nah yeah.
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 5 жыл бұрын
UN: ...someone decode that?
@easycheesy5717
@easycheesy5717 4 жыл бұрын
We found the easiest way to confuse people, which allows us to get away with anything
@Iris-zc8er
@Iris-zc8er 4 жыл бұрын
The Australians have gathered in this important event in history. We have our national anthem, The Land Down Under, playing behind us as we all do the Nutbush dance. Steve Irwin watches us from above, our little brother New Zealand is at our support. We will win. Authorised by Australian Government Canberra.
@simonerayes1661
@simonerayes1661 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@neonicplays1364
@neonicplays1364 4 жыл бұрын
luna authorisedbytheaustraliangovernmentcanberra
@warlordsquerk5338
@warlordsquerk5338 4 жыл бұрын
That's incorrect - our national anthem is 'Land Down Under' by Men at Work
@justinebowman3305
@justinebowman3305 4 жыл бұрын
"Authorised by Australian Government Canberra." I fuckin heard that XD
@PL4GU3d
@PL4GU3d 4 жыл бұрын
WarlordSquerk nah nah, it’s a good song but it’s not an Aussie Song.... our anthem is Waltzing Matilda and Advance Australia Fair in the more formal settings (that’s actually legitimate and we have 4 official national anthems, the other 2 are song of Australia and God Save the Queen (played on Royal occasions)).
@darkithnamgedrf9495
@darkithnamgedrf9495 4 жыл бұрын
“First disaster that ever happened” Me watching in 2020: Bad choice of words
@deckarddwizardd1909
@deckarddwizardd1909 4 жыл бұрын
11:45 "You don't bite the hand the feeds you." Nevermind, Australia probably used crocodiles to bite UK
@cread_227
@cread_227 5 жыл бұрын
"Drinking age is 15" "Speed limit is 150 mph" "No speed regulation" "Guns are legal" "Prostitution is legal" "Drugs are legal" At least one is right
@techno_zelva5861
@techno_zelva5861 4 жыл бұрын
That is true
@coolsceegaming6178
@coolsceegaming6178 4 жыл бұрын
Speed regulations is the correct one.
@techno_zelva5861
@techno_zelva5861 4 жыл бұрын
@@coolsceegaming6178 nope it's 120 Kmph
@itzzausty
@itzzausty 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I dunno how we should survive without legal prostitution
@Lord_Phoenix95
@Lord_Phoenix95 4 жыл бұрын
Drinking Age: as long as there is an Adult Australians 15 and Onwards can legally drink.
@MrTreefoz
@MrTreefoz 5 жыл бұрын
"I, for one, welcome our Australian overlords."
@beauwilkin9532
@beauwilkin9532 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ben_Dover753 Excellent, we can put you to work in the New Zealand sheep farms...
@sacreed1
@sacreed1 4 жыл бұрын
"Mate" as a greeting is now mandatory.
@YaBoiJJames
@YaBoiJJames 4 жыл бұрын
We are coming to take over your countries dude. Hahahah.
@coinballs5070
@coinballs5070 4 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Harman good lad
@dastvan8002
@dastvan8002 4 жыл бұрын
All rise for the anthem of the global regime kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jsyCbMyKmt-dZKc.html
@mak8252
@mak8252 4 жыл бұрын
i stumbled across this on Australia day LMAO! best thing ive ever seen. BOW DOWN to your new overloards ;)
@magikbandit38
@magikbandit38 4 жыл бұрын
Australia: _takes over the world_ Also Australia: I am the UN
@itsdingusmcdingus6957
@itsdingusmcdingus6957 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can tell you that those water tredding tanks are powered by crocodiles.
@suta-car1285
@suta-car1285 5 жыл бұрын
It’s DingusMcDingus INTERIOR CROCODILE ALIGATOR
@DethKount
@DethKount 5 жыл бұрын
It’s DingusMcDingus and drop bears do exsist they just dont attack the locals
@shush5145
@shush5145 5 жыл бұрын
Powered by crocodiles wearing crocs
@gingivitis9148
@gingivitis9148 5 жыл бұрын
that's one way to help our farmers military funding. Genius...
@Astralopithicus
@Astralopithicus 5 жыл бұрын
Crikey,good thing I watch a Australian youtuber to act like a australian
@kaileychapman9602
@kaileychapman9602 5 жыл бұрын
*Gray:* Australia sporting now 576 million military people *Me:* That’s more bloody people than the ones that live here mate
@bh8671
@bh8671 4 жыл бұрын
KaiKai1077 :p really? 576 million is more than 26 million? Wow. I hope you didn’t hurt your tiny little brain working that’s one out.
@slekap9850
@slekap9850 4 жыл бұрын
someone's a little butthurt
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Жыл бұрын
Nearly twice the population of the United States, too
@jarrahpauli4022
@jarrahpauli4022 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and i am happy to say that this game finally has an accurate representation of the country.
@scampe7184
@scampe7184 5 жыл бұрын
parents: would you like to go to australia? me: which one? parents: what?
@FilmsNerf2
@FilmsNerf2 5 жыл бұрын
We're already in Australia and we don't even know it.
@scampe7184
@scampe7184 5 жыл бұрын
Zesty Zora you really love a german teacher wearing swimming goggles?
@TheCosta5000
@TheCosta5000 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@AshtonPaget1
@AshtonPaget1 4 жыл бұрын
Grey: You don’t have to worry about South Korea only South Australia. Australians: wait we have to worry about a state of our own?
@aussieendeavor3679
@aussieendeavor3679 4 жыл бұрын
I was confused first too haha
@leerain0871
@leerain0871 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don’t think he realised it was State🤣
@Superbogan
@Superbogan 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is worried about south Australia
@youruncleolaf4694
@youruncleolaf4694 4 жыл бұрын
Actually they’re doing a great job with energy conservation. We could all learn a thing or two from them.
@thedingo23
@thedingo23 4 жыл бұрын
Good thing I’m from WA
@horizon5761
@horizon5761 4 жыл бұрын
Australia: Takes over the world Uk wiping a tear from its eye: "Thats my boy"
@wogboym8
@wogboym8 4 жыл бұрын
"I think I made the standard workweek for Australia like 60 hours" Yeah that is about right actually
@MrEvan312
@MrEvan312 5 жыл бұрын
"I come from a land all over..." Clearly when the Aussies take over, they also conscript all the local wildlife too, give it some Australian flair and send it to the front.
@SwirlsAus
@SwirlsAus 5 жыл бұрын
Australians may be able to take over the world But we would still loose to emu’s
@benbrooks566
@benbrooks566 5 жыл бұрын
Swirls ! Don’t mention the war
@tangles01
@tangles01 5 жыл бұрын
@@benbrooks566 The emu's won the opening battle, but if you look into it, we did win the war.
@lityfity4197
@lityfity4197 5 жыл бұрын
If we got the emus on our side we could dominate the world
@zachariasprice3762
@zachariasprice3762 5 жыл бұрын
@@tangles01 by developing a revolutionary war weapon, the weapon to end all wars. The fence.
@tangles01
@tangles01 5 жыл бұрын
@@zachariasprice3762 That and the few thousand they did end up killing
@reddeadultimate9558
@reddeadultimate9558 4 жыл бұрын
Australia actually has almost no large predators, honestly I can't think of any other Decent sized predators other than Dingoes and Crocodiles, Australia honestly has more trouble dealing with its herdivores than its Predators
@NathanWooley
@NathanWooley 5 жыл бұрын
The reason why Australia doesn't have to touch New Zealand: It's already pretty much Australian, we already claim all of their best stuff for ourselves anyway. And we love Kiwi's
@SolidState.Official
@SolidState.Official 5 жыл бұрын
Except during sporting events :P
@NathanWooley
@NathanWooley 5 жыл бұрын
@@SolidState.Official yeah of course haha
@thatonebraincell2453
@thatonebraincell2453 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao we don’t want those sheep shaggers
@notholly3722
@notholly3722 5 жыл бұрын
we want to take them last so we can negotiate for jacinda
@thebiggestidiot7496
@thebiggestidiot7496 5 жыл бұрын
Except Whittakers
@forbesy7189
@forbesy7189 5 жыл бұрын
Gray: people are drinking at 15 and the speed limit is 150 km an hour Me: yep sounds about right
@jessbellis9510
@jessbellis9510 5 жыл бұрын
It's basically any country town in Aus.
@aussie905
@aussie905 5 жыл бұрын
Toasty McGee it’s illegal not to drink in the town I live in
@jessbellis9510
@jessbellis9510 5 жыл бұрын
@Captain Feesh Max legal speed, that is.
@shaman9024
@shaman9024 5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@TheAmericanCatholic
@TheAmericanCatholic 5 жыл бұрын
Captain Feesh 110 miles per hour is fast still
@nathanlynch5002
@nathanlynch5002 4 жыл бұрын
One Australian troop walks in to France..... France: We Surrender!!
@inum400
@inum400 5 жыл бұрын
I am australian and I can confirm that this actually happened
@d13sel51
@d13sel51 5 жыл бұрын
iirc France surrendered a lot earlier than this
@AnonimatosTM
@AnonimatosTM 4 жыл бұрын
@@d13sel51 They had to wait for the Legendary bagguete Battalion, entrusted with the most important mission of the entire conflict, rescue the white flag behind Enemy lines.
@Qifwen
@Qifwen 4 жыл бұрын
Yet we lost to the emus
@bananasinfrench
@bananasinfrench 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for confirming, I was wondering about that
@matallen7840
@matallen7840 4 жыл бұрын
Grey: Australia hasn’t touched New Zealand yet Me: Ok have you heard of the Anzac’s
@rachelheav857
@rachelheav857 4 жыл бұрын
na, even with all the power in the world, they fear us
@stealerknob3658
@stealerknob3658 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelheav857 for one new zealand xant do anything
@lolar7707
@lolar7707 4 жыл бұрын
“australia doesn’t do anything” we created wifi sir...
@leahcamilleri7058
@leahcamilleri7058 4 жыл бұрын
Also lawn mowers and clothes lines and the corset etc etc 😂😂
@djkaibaxter419
@djkaibaxter419 4 жыл бұрын
And more effective soldiers than American soldiers.
@deadmemes21
@deadmemes21 3 жыл бұрын
And tanks
@Moshimulations
@Moshimulations 3 жыл бұрын
@@djkaibaxter419 You mean Emu's
@KAngel32
@KAngel32 2 жыл бұрын
@@Moshimulations same thing
@person4144
@person4144 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I 100% prove that this is how we are. We do nothing and procrastinate until we have to lmao i love the vid
@rolfgrell4783
@rolfgrell4783 5 жыл бұрын
The Australians don't build nukes anymore, they farm them.
@outcastwyvern6938
@outcastwyvern6938 5 жыл бұрын
Prime Minister: Mmm yes let me just check on our crops how are they doing good sir Farmer: They should be ready harvest and fire in about 2 days sir
@ManCheat2
@ManCheat2 5 жыл бұрын
@@outcastwyvern6938 I mean they nuked a Emu field once. So why not Chernobyl esque emus
@jasonprofitt3385
@jasonprofitt3385 5 жыл бұрын
SO A FARMER PLANTS BOMB SEEDS IN THE GROUND AND A MONTH LATER THEY PLUCK IT OUT THE GROUND???
@Desired93
@Desired93 5 жыл бұрын
IM AUSTRALIAN WE DONT HAVE NUKES AT ALL WE ARE FRIENDLY!!
@wolfieinu
@wolfieinu 5 жыл бұрын
Australia's motto in this timeline is "We Do Not Sow"
@porshat7441
@porshat7441 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been more proud to be Australian in my life...
@Gaibreel
@Gaibreel 4 жыл бұрын
So happy 😩😩😩
@jamersbazuka8055
@jamersbazuka8055 4 жыл бұрын
"What kind of argument can you give the UN?" *skips the argument*
@youraveragechaosspacemarin752
@youraveragechaosspacemarin752 5 жыл бұрын
**stands litterally anywhere** "I'M IN AUSTRALIA,THIS IS MY DREAM VACATION,WOO-HOO" 🤣
@youraveragechaosspacemarin752
@youraveragechaosspacemarin752 5 жыл бұрын
Litter
@acsulag8002
@acsulag8002 4 жыл бұрын
Litter
@maddison8922
@maddison8922 5 жыл бұрын
When you're a proud Australian.. and this video roasts us like hell I mean we are ignored but my my the attention for once
@mitchellbaker4847
@mitchellbaker4847 5 жыл бұрын
This was a roast? Everything stated seemed legit to me as an Australian
@simonerayes1661
@simonerayes1661 4 жыл бұрын
I mean...we have the roos and emus in Area 51 ready for war....sooooo...this doesn't roast us...well me actually. *FEAR THE EMU.*
@k1-b073
@k1-b073 4 жыл бұрын
The world: **Exists** Australia: Hippity hoppity this is now my property
@shayneoneill1506
@shayneoneill1506 4 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie , this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.
@ahrima
@ahrima 5 жыл бұрын
Me, an Australian: *Sees thumbnail* Me: *Clicks so hard*
@Desired93
@Desired93 5 жыл бұрын
I Australian I’ll prove it I live in N.S.W Sydney
@theyoungfamily261
@theyoungfamily261 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with u there.
@Gaibreel
@Gaibreel 4 жыл бұрын
Same I smashed the button so hard
@thedingo23
@thedingo23 4 жыл бұрын
I live in golden bay, Perth, WA
@ryanpost13
@ryanpost13 4 жыл бұрын
From ACT
@AriochGS
@AriochGS 5 жыл бұрын
2:00 im crying, Gray you can go by saying, everything that moves in Australia, is trying to kill you! Even some plants that dont move, still, they are trying to kill you!
@haghag4688
@haghag4688 4 жыл бұрын
as an australian, i can say that this makes me v e r y p l e a s e d
@Venom-du9do
@Venom-du9do 4 жыл бұрын
Sooooo all my aussies help me out here we can’t kill emus.....but we can take over the world Makes sense right
@simonerayes1661
@simonerayes1661 4 жыл бұрын
yeh it does
@Venom-du9do
@Venom-du9do 4 жыл бұрын
Oh ok good
@dawnrosehethey9908
@dawnrosehethey9908 4 жыл бұрын
yep that australia for you
@jackmac2217
@jackmac2217 4 жыл бұрын
I know you're just memeing but the "emu war" was just 2 guys in a jeep mowing down emus with machine guns. After a while it was abandoned because it takes too many bullets per bird and is expensive. Then the gov just put a bounty on emus and farmers killed them all and got paid for it.
@Venom-du9do
@Venom-du9do 4 жыл бұрын
Jack Mac yeah i know it is just cause its become a meme cause no one else knows that is was just 2 people with guns but yeah yOu are right i was just making a joke
@lozisimmortal
@lozisimmortal 5 жыл бұрын
"The Australian government just does whatever it wants" I mean yeah basically
@Mandy-mp2se
@Mandy-mp2se 4 жыл бұрын
*goes on holiday to Hawaii because its on fire and wants no responsibly
@dazeyndrowsy
@dazeyndrowsy 4 жыл бұрын
for the past 30 years
@consciousbeing1188
@consciousbeing1188 4 жыл бұрын
Actually the Australian government just does whatever the US wants
@firelordmomo6865
@firelordmomo6865 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, look at who they let be prime minister, pretty much right
@You-zb4xr
@You-zb4xr 5 жыл бұрын
We don't touch New Zealand because he is our little brother. No one touches him, not even us.
@dropbearwillkill5826
@dropbearwillkill5826 5 жыл бұрын
Hay2 wait a second.... haven’t I seen this before...
@You-zb4xr
@You-zb4xr 5 жыл бұрын
@@dropbearwillkill5826 I don't know, maybe you have, maybe you haven't 🤔🤔 who knows.
@super_3410
@super_3410 5 жыл бұрын
🤔
@faithbatt3343
@faithbatt3343 4 жыл бұрын
Naww
@bobthebuilder5493
@bobthebuilder5493 4 жыл бұрын
🤔
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