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Yep. Life is disgusting. Yet we live it again everyday.

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"I found a cougar"

*playfully bats at face* ~dude no longer has face but still smiling~

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Ma boah that’s what we did with cain

@@Dutch_plan_der_linde.But Dutch… Micah killed him Dutch

Nah, they did this with wolves, not coyotes. Coyotes are too dumb and would just go on being wild.

@@peteypete9357 the joke went over your head…

yote = past tense of yeet

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Great observation 😊

That's called tsundere by the japanese

Or you could just say Coyote it's literally just 2 extra letters 😩

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Not even that long. There's a wolf* research center up in Maine* that have been studying and breeding wolves* for decades. They showed how even without introducing any other breed of dog into mix, a few generations of breeding in captivity, resulted in physical changes to the wolves. Every generation they would start to take on more and more features of domestic dogs: shorter snouts, smaller teeth, droopy ears, different coats, etc. It was just the fact that they were being bred in captivity over generations doing this, not any outside genetic material being introduced. It was really surprising thing to see. *Edit: I was misremembering: it was foxes, not wolves; and it was Russians, not Maine. The rest still applies. People ask where I saw it: It was on the PBS show "Nature," season 25, episode 11; about 11 minutes 45 seconds in.

@@timwhite5562 that's fascinating. Thanks for sharing!

or you just breed 6th generation of coyotes and have a half husky

​@@timwhite5562 6 generations seems to mostly domesticate wild dogs. it's been researched many many many times in six seems to be the magic number for dogs.

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"Do you know how dogs came to be? They were wolves once, taken by the first hoomans...

Now, perfected! My fighting Chihuahuas.

@@isaackellogg3493 Whom do you serve?

@@fixer1140 Eruman the Many-Colored

"I got you a dollar" That commercial lives rent free in my mind.

@crowcorvidae3552 well, it's not like you can charge him. He already got you a dollar.

@@amandanmarino lmao, you got a point.

Go fix your own problems and stop saying what people should have done to make "YOUR" day better. Go fix your damn self.

@@MrYega-zq7rz you OK, mate?

For me it's Wolf and Fox sort of.

When did you meet my cat? Because I can only get two rubs in before he's biting me.

Койот ближе к волку и сотки и шакалу, от лисы мало чего)

This is the equivalent of Door Dash delivery, but for rabies.

​@@davemccage7918 While it's still technically a wild animal this person obviously takes care of it on a regular basis and is close enough to know about its health. I doubt there's much danger of rabies in this specific case.

No way to know. Are there bats living nearby?

@@susanhawkes2519 ?

​@@davemccage7918 it looks too healthy to have rabies and he is not really aggressive.

Yope

Yaren't​ @@missbearlockholmes

It just no. The coyote is being friendly by not being too aggressive, but he isn't respecting it back by not touching it.

@@SolusDarkcoatthis is how coyotes play. sorry if im wrong

@@SolusDarkcoat source: trust me, I'm a furry 🙄

Hank Hill ❤

Men talk to animals like how we talk to men, while women talk to animals how they talk to toddlers.

Can't stand people and animals like that :(

Like a cat where one minute it's purring, next second it turns around and launches a cat attack🤣

Young cats like affection, but sometimes they will bite after too many pets because it triggers a biting response due to their survival instincts.

My cat sits on my lap, asks to be pet, then bites me after 5 seconds of petting. Only to ask to be pet again.

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Pitbulls do the same

@@blueeyes3 because it’s a domesticated animal

That's exactly how my mom's otherwise super friendly blue heeler plays too. As soon as she realizes someone is playing with her, she's very intent on the playing while also growling. Drives my very protective dog insane because my dog isn't fully aware that my mom's dog is just playing lol.

Always that dude that knows the psychology of everything

​@@dudedude2207 it's called basic canine and feline fact

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Facts

I concur.

Everything is bigger in Texas

@@vancouver9672 Including out roaches! (Help)

He's from Illinois

Lmao right

Me and who

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@@spike9768 STOP

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Right

If by interact you mean make him it's next meal(?) Cause those are it's primary instincts hunting and killing.

Exactly. It takes about three or four generations of being removed from the wild for a coyote to be removed from such wild behavior

Aw I wanna hug it! but I'm sure I'd just bite my face up

Love to see the ignorance in these replies.

15 years is a crazy long time, I imagine it's bc the combination of having a safe home and not having p fucked genetics like dogs in general have. Glad your friend was with you for a long time.

Did she cool down eventually and do dog stuff like sitting on laps or cuddling or was she pretty through and through coyote and did her own thing? I also want to know, were y'all able to house train her or did she kinda... Do what she needed to do where she needed to do it?

My dog taught her how to bark recently. She taught my dog how to howl

@@philtheairplanemechanic they do tend to domesticate themselves when they are in a rescue with other bred dogs, it’s a pretty interesting phenomenon.

@@philtheairplanemechanic yes and then some.... super protective to the point of violence if she thought it was necessary, actually adopted my moms rabbits, and would protect them as well, but not the offspring? go figure 2 rabbits like family but ALL the rest were lunch!, i can go on dude, she was a frikin jem. she was good inside when she was a pup but she would sleep outside even at -30!! We lived 60 miles west of Edmonton Alta, A lil place Fallis, on a few sections of land, when she needed to go, she would hide!! sorta, so you could still see her but she thought she was invisible! took her hunting, trained her with my brothers Spaniel to flush birds in competitive environment (Gun Trials) and was disallowed at the provincial level for "Breed" literally spent every day with her save school time, and she would sit at the road and wait for us Howling like crazy Every day... there is no love like a good dogs! now i have to search the attic and try and find some pics. Peace my friend.

What does that even mean?

& people*

Predators are clean..

@@c.e.w5833 😂

​@@MiceliCreations that must be why the police are having such a hard time. All them predators are coming up clean.....

Raw meat diet

He doesn't like the idea of domestication

@@The_Bird_Dude it’s not like he’s trying to drag it into his home or put a collar on it so it’s not domestication it’s just him petting the precious coyote ☺️

This is a bad idea. It makes people think it might be ok to approach or make contact with a wild a wild animal. In my eyes this guy doesnt know how to treat even a tame dog. Teasing (boop) is so dumb I was immediately annoyed and disapproving with this video. I hope this guy learns something before anything bad happens

@@MGZig coyote aren’t like wolves they are pretty small and skittish there’s not any cases I know of in the last 80 years of someone being mauled by a coyote

​@M.G. Zig yeah but honestly any sane person knows not to just charge a wild animal.

what does the fox say…?

​@@williamlund1564 , don't even ... !

@@williamlund1564 it laughs, much like a human and the screams are too. doesn't say much tho.

@@danielbedrossian5986 Ning Ni-

Moltissimo,li adoro,,

...why..... They're horrible creatures, and should be killed.

That must have been quite an experience! You are a very lucky human to be able to experience that relationship! Not something that many of us will ever get to experience..

I would switch to a more competent vet than one that can't tell the difference between a dog and a coyote.

We call our coydog a 'yote too. Im glad we aren't the only ones who use that term lol

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I agree that was funny 😂😂

I agree that was a good one liners 😂

And that face afterward, "What did you just call me?" 😂

Please leave his channel name

Thanks for the backstory!

Thank you for the extra information. I'm glad she's allowed to be in her natural environment and return of her own accord.That speaks well for the man as he has earned her trust.

@@courtneyjackson1747 / it’s actually on the video. As a watermark. I was looking forward to until I saw it.

Thanks for the info!

And it suddenly meows

​@@Biochemistry-Debunks-CoronaSir, that's a fox

​@@Survivor_basedbut it looks like a gazelle?

​@@theyoutubeplague3383Then it's a Maned Wolf.

​@@theyoutubeplague3383 Nah that's a giraffe

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Oh aren’t you mr know it all 😂

@@ronjezza9020 Not really. It's actually quite easy to come to that conclusion if you watch closely enough and know a thing or 2 about coyote behaviour (or canine behaviour in general).

@@Nr4747 I was being sarcastic Sherlock

@@ronjezza9020 Okay, I'm sensing some negative vibes from you so I'm going to leave our conversation at that if that's okay with you.

"You're so fluffy!"

Dude descends from Takkar from Far Cry Primal.

😂 wouldn't mind seeing that

@@HunglikeBDPhow in hell do you remember that game?

Until she decides to rip you to pieces😄

​@@Improvement_JourneyHer name is Weave 😊

its a coyote, not a lion. they are tiny dogs that hunt chickens and rabbits@@Improvement_Journey

@@thecowboy2541 Her body language suggests she's very trusting anf friendly. This is just how coyotes, hell, most canines, play.

@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 She was drugged and Hamas gunmen we’re literally giving them orders to act nice in front of the camera

It's been habituated to play extremely rough. Not really a good thing, and could lead to problems down the road.

you misgendered the coyote Silly bombastic austentatious feckless wrench

He doesn't want to hurt his daddy. But he wants to play.

"Instincts" arnt some powerful violent hivemind puppetmaster. It's just an inclination towards complex behavior. This includes play, which all mammals demonstrate.

@@TheCompleteMentalLmfao, I'd love for some of these people to realise we have instincts too.

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You pretty much know what you’re going to get because the pictures are on the box…😆😆

@@dynomike727 lol.. you must not have done as much business with them as I have, because I've received things that looked absolutely NOTHING like what I actually thought I was ordering.. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@@jennifermoody6987 Could be chocolate; Could be a dusty turd; The suspense is half the excitement;

Rather ugly to be honest.

TMI & SELF DEPRECATING. very becoming 👀

Good hygiene is key to have good teeth, can't help that your nasty af and don't brush yo nasty teeth.

He had braces as a pup and now uses Crest White Strips. 😂

Yes My Son, He Is Blessed, Now Go & Pray 🙏😆

He’s probably only a year or two old.

She's a quick one!

people who edit their comments to take a bow for the likes 🙄

​@@edithboozy1000it's their life achievement 😂

It's not crazy.

That's how we have dogs.

Not for me! How about getting a wolf hybrid? They'll bite your face off, also! Only a professional wildlife expert should attempt to tame a coyote.

@Gabe Asher no one cares

​@Gabe Asher Yeah, being eaten alive by a bear sounds so awesome! I'd be ecstatic that the furry fela got a good meal 😊

​@@malcolmbyrd7479 A wildlife expert would not try to "tame" a wild animal. They would respect the animal for what it is.

​@Gabe Asher 🤡

Ummmm. That’s a cayote

Shut up

Is that coyote ur pet?

I doubt it. It's home raised.

I'm with you . He needs to leave her alone

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Really? Not a sheep dressed in a coyote outfit with a sign on it that says "dOgE"? lol

@@SdotThompson too much effort for wish tbh- the dOgE sign is neccisary for the lore now lol

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I think it's a coyote

Kendra hears voices in her butt

@@travisaureli410 r/missedthejoke

@@Malzia I thought I might have

Comments like this are what make KZfaq KZfaq

Hector Salamanca needs to hear this

​@@nachopinata9628Lol, correct. But coyotes do not pee themselves when their stiff expression goes away.

yes, it works in many situations. that's our CEO boss said to our team in most of the meetings

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Now I have rabies!

I thought the same thing lmao. That was quite the SNAP!

Lol. !#!#!#!#!

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I have them around my house , and am pertrivid they will go after my 3 pound dogs as a snack.. my dogs cannot even run outside and play, I'd leave them alone if they leave my dogs alone, yesterday one was right at my door.

​@@joanjarrette8691 pertrivid is a great new way to spell petrified. But yeah, you shouldn't leave such small dogs alone regardless of whether you have coyotes or not, because hawks exist pretty much everywhere in the US.

​@@joanjarrette8691 keep the 3 lb dogs and add a 200lb dog that'll eat the coyotes

@@papa_pt naw, shoot every ‘yote you see.

@@ekimp252 They just breed more if you do that. It’s a major reason as to why they are hard to control.

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used to say that

You don't if you think this is it.

Do you even Yote, bro? 🤣

@ Ajc if you know what love is you’re smarter than me and some others in here

Forrest Gump

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Was thinking the same fkn thing hahagaha

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Amen that he is. We all could learn from him❤

​@@hamudi9956 lol 😂

​@hamudi just like a dog could, which is the most popular family animal

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​@@meliodasonline1443i thought that was a fox

Pure bred American Song Dog! Watch her Tiktoks for more. @timmc1269 or search #weavethecoyote 😉

No. That was the new neighbors. I think their name is Adams.

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when a train passes by, blaring its horn, the song dogs sing out, especially at night!!

@@ramonaringer I have a few on my property..they howl every time the even hear the train coming..even during the day......a small one red light city.. Poplarville Mississippi...I have 3 Acer's here mostly woods....they hang around my property often.....

It was a puppy when it shipped

4 months if you're lucky, that is. LoL

I would order more

@@Dean89420 The whole pack. Lol

Deal

Your profile picture is angry

@@ALLIWANTISWINGSTOP 😂 It may look that way. But that is the look of one happy Dobie at the time. Not so much now. She passed 2 years ago. I hope you eventually get wingstop.

That's not smiling, sorry. They put their head down to smile and show submission.

I'm guessing that only goes for wild canines (wolves and coyotes) cuz the only time I've ever seen a dog wrinkle the nose they were being aggressive

My Aussie "smiles" at me too. Freaked me out until I learned what it meant.

​@@daisyflynn5295my Aussie does it. It's the submissive smile and looks identical to aggression but it isn't. She's the sweetest dog in the world.

@Daisy Flynn wait til a Greyhound smiles at you, 😆! First time it happened to me, my heart about stopped! Then I was presented with the most disgusting, drool soaked stuffy to throw, immediately after!

order??? you mean catch right? lol

That's cool story. But its pretty easy to tell a full grown coyote from the average dog yeah??

​@@colddaze6680it might have been a mix, coyotes do breed with dogs

I found one on the side of the road near Brady, Texas about thirty years ago... He was only big enough to sit IN my hand. Wandered out of the brush onto the shoulder of the road... So I stopped and picked him up. I had that guy until he was about sixteen... And he just walked away one day and never returned. Named him "Buddy" and he was smart as a whip.

@@slicksnewonenow Thats a good story. I made a pet of a stray once too, a German shepherd female. I'm thinking he went away, left you when he was getting really old and he knew it, maybe he knew his time was up soon and he wanted to pass away in the wilds where he originally came from. I'm sure he loved you if he stayed with you that long though. 👍

@@slicksnewonenow Isn't it sorta odd how some animals that we have as pets* that we've either found in the wild or spend most of their time outside in the wild** just seem to go and never come back. What I mean by that. Is they know when it's their time to go. Sometimes I'd like to think it's to save us from the pain of loosing them. Which I know is just wishful thinking. I'm not sure what the life span of a coyote is. But maybe that's what happened in your case. I'm sorry to hear about you loosing Buddy in that way. No matter what, the loss is hard. * I don't see animals as OUR property. Imho, it's just not right to OWN a living breathing creatures that can chose to show affection or not. It's more a partnership in my eyes. **I'm talking about living on a farm or in the back woods. I've no idea about them living in the city. I've lived in town before. But that's not more than a population of 8K. I spent a few months in Houston in my younger years. Was visiting my brother. I don't think I slept for the first two weeks I was there. Then a couple years ago I spent about a week there. While my son was getting some treatment for his MS. He wasn't allowed to drive while going through that treatment. but all the damn noise ALL THE TIME!! It was definitely an experience. Not one I'd particularly like to repeat.