Imagine that it’s 2005 and your parents are arguing at full volume and your iDog is just fuckin jammin to the beat of your parents’ marriage falling apart.

Presenting… THE ISNAKE

One of my core memories was getting an iDog as a birthday gift as a snotty little kid, and try as I might to get it to dance to whatever music I had and my dad’s music it just sat there and chilled, but by GOD when my mom and dad started yelling at each other over Christmas break it started BOPPIN

Holding its nose down until it goes to sleep has big "hold the pillow over grandma to get the inheritance" energy

Wait, this doesn't look like a dog... where's Frank? Now *that's* a dog.

THANKS FOR THE SHOUTOUT MATE!! I'm so glad you liked my i-Dog video. you're a huge inspiration - been watching since 2019 and I even referenced you in my most recent video! I'd love to get in touch, perhaps I can send some weird early 2000s goodies your way as well 👀

Honestly, it being a toy for kids, the low volume makes the parent in me so happy.

I had an iDog and an iFish. That fish knew how to do a jig, let me tell ya.

As much as he hates it, It doesn’t stop me from wanting it.

Dankpods, next April fools, you should say the ol’ “m8 this packaging is collectible, gotta super careful opening this” then proceed to spend the rest of the video painstakingly removing the packaging without damaging it

Hey, Dank, a pro strat to open up those packages: use a manual can opener. The kind where you turn the crank to cut the can open. It works really well on blister packaging too.

I really loved my I-dog as a kid despite knowing how trash it was. It was pretty indestructible surprisingly enough, so I was able to keep it for a long time and get some good use out of it. I ended up eventually getting rid of it though because it started to lose its charm and also it’s mobility, and I was getting a bit too old for it. Loved the vid, very honest and really humorous too

I had the plain penguin version as a kid and loved it. My dad got himself the fish and only played ‘Take me to the River’ on it.

"This packaging is a total collectible" He's gonna stab it, is he? Yup, here goes the knife.

I like the design of it. Functionality be damned. Spider-dog looks like a cute thing to have on a shelf.

0:39 ThEy DoNt MaKe GaRaBe At AlL got me laughing

kkclue: *"oh yeah, it's all coming together now."*

The 2000s were a lawles wasteland when it comes to Nuggets and Dinguses.

4:25 LMAO I like the fact that you even have given it a name xD

I love how hes like "the icat. THE IFISH AND IT JUST MAKES SENCE IN THE LINGE, t u r t l e"

"The 2000's were wild" Mate, you could NOT have started a video with something better

I need a Walkie Talkie cell phone that looks disgusting, plz, and thank you.

I'm glad he didn't 1 grit it because I refuse to hurt anything that's resembles a doggo

3:38 love the lil wiggle in the reflection there, great touch

I love the distant "give me my dog!" When he stabs the packaging

I am very relieved to know that the “back of the iPad constantly being dirty” isn’t a problem solely relegated to me

It's always so fascinating to see the echo of a long gone company so long after its downfall

I love how gentle he was opening it ☺️

The 2000's were wild Me: immediately off topic aren't we

Love how that Toys R Us catalog from 2001 has a “Win a family trip to the Toys R Us mega store in Times Square, NYC!” complete with the TWIN TOWERS in the skyline. Ahh 2001.

2:59 dose a bad job at your taxes ☠️☠️

1:50 bro sound like the parody version of donald trump in family guy 💀

When he says "AA batteries not included, thanks boys!" I don't know if he's being sarcastic or extremely serious because they would be really old batteries and extremely dangerous by now

"It might react to sounds other than music" all I can imagen is it dancing to someones parents arguing

i like how, to turn it off, you literally have to SUFFOCATE IT VIA THE NOSTRILS until it loses the light in it's eyes

Holy shit I still have the iCat I got when I was a kid. Edit: and it's totally sitting on a shelf 10:25

That Toys R' Us catalogue, the moment you said "Christmas 2001" I happened to look at the promotion for their New York store and think "oh no.. OH NO.. did nobody tell them?"

"7 year olds can't handle this much disappointment" had me rolling

"It's like I'm on hold with Centrelink or something." Oof.

Man I remember getting these things in Happy Meals (and whatever competitor version that Kurger Bing offered). Think I had 3 iDogs and 1 iTurtle. I have no idea what they were for and they're still probably rattling around in a storage bin somewhere.

Man, only felt like yesterday that all my rich classmates were getting their iDogs taken away from them by the home room teachers for causing a personal rave at their little desks aside the rainbow rug.

the “i’m gonna preserve this packaging for history” and then smashing it open gets me every time omg 😂

Franklin's like "Baby im not even here"

I used to have one. Never worked, but it was always a cute desk ornament.

We had that "iFish" thingy at home. All it ever did was confuse me

Oh wow that old moto!!!

The pure bass coming from the dog when he plugs in the Diablo is hilarious

“The tacky corporate sellout costume” hahahaha 😂😂😂

There is something about boping the dog on the nose at 9:13 that is absolutely hilarious

*The i-Frank* would sell out in seconds

8:48 Twitter users when they see a Makima cosplay

i want a shirt with text: "8+. you know, 7 years old cant handle this amount of disappointment" -DankPods, 2021

The 'AAh' cracks me up every single time. Also, kkclue and Dank should do a collab and call it Podlgang.

"Aux in the side, like a real dog" My favorite joke of the channel. Now the duck had a friend

I've still got an icat on a shelf wearing one of the winter outfits I picked up while it was on clearance.

I swear I saw commercials and happy meals for thee or just some way of it existing. I'm not even sure, but seeing the picture of it with light brought back some kind of memory.

"It's ok to leave a Spi-Dog in a hot car." - The Beatles

the TOYS-R-US catalog of december 2001 has the twin towers in the depiction of New York on the cover, which is weird considering how wild 2001 was.

Omg I'd forgotten about this! I had the black one that was in the top row of the picture she showed in the beginning. I loved it so much!

The marketing for this thing was wild. I remember playing the flash games on Hasbro's website all the time because it was right next to the Nerf and Transformers games

Iron Man: Where's Spider-Man?! Starlord: Who's Spider-Man?? DankPods: WHY is Spider-Man?

It was always the "AAAAH" when telling the size of the batteries tham made me confirm I am really watching Dankpods 😂

I remember being 8 and seeing ads for this in comic book. Lolol I never wanted anything so badly.

@DankPods, the new Beats Studio Buds came out. So can you review them for next week?

I always forget that this channel is still so active, something about it makes me feel like it’s old youtube, with a hefty kick of nostalgia and none of the clickbait it just doesn’t feel right that this video was uploaded in 2021… thank god for you dank Edit: oh and the charisma

"Ages 8 and up, u know 7 years old can't handle this amount of disappointment, that's why it's 8 and up" 😂

I had this exact spiderman dog thing as a kid for my ipod shuffle. Didn't use it a ton but did enjoy having the dog thing on its own as a kid.

seeing this made me remember that i had this as a kid. used to be obsessed with spider-man and my dear old dad totally fed into it.

iDog needs an amp for all those ohms.

I remember wanting one of these more than anything. I didn’t even have an iPod at the time, but I NEEDED IT

I used to have the iCat as a kid and it would terrify so much I waited until the battery is empty to shove it deep into the house's biggest closet.

I had an i_fish and loved how it wiggled lol, unlocked so many memories

had an iDog as a kid, absolutely loved it! Played Green Day out of it during Road Trips in 2006 to the dismay of my parents. Also had an iFish, which I do remember being quite a bit louder

What I like about this guy is he seems like he is just having the time of his life making these videos. It's always great to see someone doing what they truly love

"How do you hang up angrily at someone with this" I cracked.

Thank you for teaching me how to carefully open collectible packages

*The 2000's were wild.* That's all I needed to hear.

i remember my sister having a Icat and i thought it was the coolest thing ever (me being like 7 at the time) and then one day i may have thrown it off of our 3rd story apartmant building... still havent regained her trust from that day

0:20 the myuaah

This iDog brought mega memories back

This brought back an old memory

2000’s had some breaking points😂

Each new video you unlock more of my long forgotten memories of weird stuff from the 2000s. Man I feel fucking old

Seeing that side-flip Motorola reminds me of how, in _Kamen Rider 555,_ Smart Brain made a side-flip phone as well: the Kaixa Phone. Oh, and the Changers/Morphers used in _GoGo Sentai Boukenger/Power Rangers Operation Overdrive,_ the Overdrive Trackers, are side-flip phones too.

'moRe liKe bEggIn For THe BIN-' mate, you've fucking killed me

"100% cromulent!" Man, that quote embiggened me.

I used to have one of these and loved it lmao. It was just solid black

Brilliant! I remember these! I think I had of these, normal and the spiderman version too! Quite like the futura on the package. 😆

Aussies, like ourselves, can find the most random crap online or in real life. Recently, I found a lolly wrapper, which covered a duracell battery, which had a lottery ticket wrapping that. Strange times.

I grew up with the I dog, I was so worried that he was just going to one grit it because I've watch all your videos but mate, thank you for sparing his life even though he didn't deserve it!😢🙏🏼

I bet it stopped dancing cuz it was takingall the power from the motors to the speaker

Isso é uma das melhores coisas que eu havia visto nos anos 2000, valeu por me relembrar

2:12 “What looks like a spider but rocks like a dog?” *SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS*

I cant believe the same company that made furbies made this

I had an iFish! His name was Lionel and I kept him around till my last move in 2020 when I could no longer justify carrying a dead (batteries melted) plastic fish around from house to house. RIP, Lionel, you didn't have any volume but I loved your wiggles 🙏💙💙🐠🐟🐠💙💙🙏

Bro this brought back good memories

I got so emotionally invested in this dog. I was like “please don’t give it the one grit 🥺 it’s trying”.

Actually to correct your info on the "iDog Pillow", it actually does work. It doesn't do nothing, it functions just like a normal iDog, just with no movement. It has a speaker and stuff.

My brother had one of these when we were kids, and he LOVED it

I love the restraint on the 1 Grit :)