I Got Paid To Do Felonies

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4 ай бұрын

It's time to slice and dice the universe.
We're a slicing machine today and nothing is getting out of this in one piece.
Merch - df.store/
Game: Slicer Cursor idle
Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

Пікірлер: 82

@funky555 3 ай бұрын

DF constantly trying the damage per second upgrades that are a scam and neglecting the cursor damage augements is CLASSIC

@DefinitelyNotAFerret 3 ай бұрын

Definitely feels like he does it on purpose exactly for comments like these 😂

@cadaver_gaming7893 3 ай бұрын

In his defense the dps tends to very quickly outpace the "click" damage in most games he plays

@Riftweaver1981 3 ай бұрын

and yet him playing the games how he plays them gets tens of thousands of views from a fanbase that doesnt really care what game he plays or how he plays them. wierd.

@Glorpnibbleschwibblebop 3 ай бұрын

Game name

@diamonje 3 ай бұрын

Same with him not going back in stages for efficient dps>mob hp gold farming either and then complaining about how long it's taking to kill the mobs.

@OmnieStar 3 ай бұрын

When you hear him say "I should have done that ages ago!" and your just like (-_-)...

@DefinitelyNotAFerret 3 ай бұрын

My just like

@Fleqpe 3 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for playing my game! Prestige is definitely worth it once you got past some point but at early stages its a bit underpowered however on later stages you can buy pets or crit multipliers with prestige points.

@Fleqpe 3 ай бұрын

By the way if there is anything you want me to improve please let me know!

@Glorpnibbleschwibblebop 3 ай бұрын

Game name pls

@Fleqpe 3 ай бұрын

@@Glorpnibbleschwibblebop Slicer Cursor Idle

@Glorpnibbleschwibblebop 3 ай бұрын

@@Fleqpe you are my lord and Savior

@VenQuer 3 ай бұрын

How to download on android? Pls i really wanna play

@kingwartanhandfield-page7624 3 ай бұрын

It doesn't matter what game you play or what kind of video you do its always gold! keep up the good work!

@sjs_1999 3 ай бұрын

Does “got paid to do felonies” = crime boss? DF is a hit man

@ratzou2 3 ай бұрын

DF never fails to touch us in all kinds of places 🥰😇

@christiankeys3045 3 ай бұрын

Appears DF is back to touching innocent animals again 🙄

@epicboizgames1170 3 ай бұрын

🤨

@keveenostriker745 3 ай бұрын

Love the content DF! This is the earliest I've made it to a vid

@Philly_Gamer 3 ай бұрын

I sont see a beanie, I see a close-up of a nicely , well-kept 'stache

@cabage-2 3 ай бұрын

wat

@ToughestHentaiMaster 3 ай бұрын

I mean, there are auto clickers that would work for this, I have one on my phone that swipes Little confusing to use but it swipes very fast

@user-vy8nw1bq4q 3 ай бұрын

1:15 is so relatable

@chadnt8099 3 ай бұрын

Hey DF i recommend you play this flash game callled animal raceway , its similar to ducklife where you can train an animal to be the ultimate racer

@user-ds1vc9tk8w 3 ай бұрын

another day another DF video

@diamondplayz2145 3 ай бұрын

Hi DF. Thanks for consistently uploading videos.

@mitchellbonds766 3 ай бұрын

Gasp, a game an autoclicker can't instantly ruin? Say it ain't so!

@clicheddemonking8795 3 ай бұрын

DF is an international treasure

@johnny1039 3 ай бұрын

Ah yes df a man you can trust will touch you

@0verheatedTeap0t 3 ай бұрын

The thumbnail makes me go: Me : Ooh.. so that's how Josie the Half Cat was made.. oh crap

@CarJul666 3 ай бұрын

Touch damage is a new thing and I'm here for it. Keep touching things DF.👍🏻

@user-lo3cx1fc7x 3 ай бұрын

Anyone else realize DF is getting slowly more out of pocket and random with his comments throughout his recent videos? 😭😭😂

@kolmo3182 3 ай бұрын

Lack of rubbing one out jokes here

@DrPsychotic 3 ай бұрын

Ik you like pal world because this is the third video I’ve heard you mention it 😂

@aaronsonger5582 3 ай бұрын

Yay!

@clout_oli 3 ай бұрын

epic vid

@Norewqq 3 ай бұрын

when i saw the title i had to see it

@idkcba 3 ай бұрын

Same

@Swodsz 3 ай бұрын

Play the shapez 2 demo

@HeyokaMushi 3 ай бұрын

Iseps is the best game that ever was

@ulriclukk1890 3 ай бұрын

Your voice is like idk of i love it or i hate it.

@anthonyvigoa563 3 ай бұрын

Poor cat

@No_Name_Provided 3 ай бұрын

Any game can be made... less tedious. The code you're looking for is probably something like: add-type -AssemblyName System.Windows.Forms while (([System.Windows.Forms.Control]::MouseButtons) -eq "None") { [System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position="$([System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position.x+[System.Windows.Forms.Screen]::PrimaryScreen.Bounds.Right),$([System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position.y)" sleep -milliseconds 100 [System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position="$([System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position.x-[System.Windows.Forms.Screen]::PrimaryScreen.Bounds.Right),$([System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position.y)" sleep -milliseconds 100 } Epilepsy warning: rapidly flashing mouse (since it's jumping back and forth 5ish times a second). Any mouse button to stop.

@N4c51 3 ай бұрын

Lol

@destinypaiva6004 3 ай бұрын

Dam

@idk...308 3 ай бұрын

where find

@oddpoppetesq.3467 3 ай бұрын

I'm actually early to this video for once 🙂

@cringyfunandcoolcrafts3480 3 ай бұрын

What game is this?

@davidswart1624 3 ай бұрын

Hello there

@niazu5735 3 ай бұрын

General Kenobi

@Mrhero3000 3 ай бұрын

Actually you can use auto clicker because there is swap auto clicker and I don't need to explain 😏

@Zelink-gh7cp 3 ай бұрын

Df do you have any games suggestions for my phone?

@MrFishrblx 3 ай бұрын

hydroneer video?

@Kevinthegoober 3 ай бұрын

3min gang

@nidhisinha8745 3 ай бұрын

Pls play cat goes fishing agin

@CasketCruncher 3 ай бұрын

DF please dont touch or fist animals

@nidhisinha8745 3 ай бұрын

3 min gang

@Furious__. 3 ай бұрын

@christiandior8726 3 ай бұрын

what's the game?

@borgfilez3610 3 ай бұрын

You should look at description before commenting

@christiandior8726 3 ай бұрын

Do you want to be called a douche cause you are acting as one or because you are?@@borgfilez3610

@hellogood7239 3 ай бұрын

bro this was like 30 secs ago and alr 7 comments

@Zach-wj1cd 3 ай бұрын

I have been up for 4days😭😭😭

@zombieisdeadaf 3 ай бұрын

16 secs ago???

@sukritkapahi1402 3 ай бұрын

what autoclicker does he use?

@MaxPerchellet 3 ай бұрын

10 second gang?

@bobbyplays4361 3 ай бұрын

1hr squad 👇

@paulkuhl1064 3 ай бұрын

Im in top 300 likes

@Sniper69Gaming 3 ай бұрын

FACE REVEAL

@kiuhayum8183 3 ай бұрын

Too fast

@SuperlexPlays 3 ай бұрын

*THIS COMMENT WON'T GET 97.91.1 LIKES* 🥸

@russellcartledge2248 3 ай бұрын

No but it got at least one dislike. You're welcome

@JayWheeler1981 3 ай бұрын

If course not, you are asking the impossible. You goof.

@artchic528 3 ай бұрын

Your number looks more like an ip address than a count. No actual count can have more than one decimal in it, so I’d say you need to learn how to type.

@WoofWaffle-hp1us 3 ай бұрын

@@artchic528it’s what Minecraft version he’s playing on 💀💀💀💀💀