Old Dan: ... allegedly Scorpion Chair Dan: every billionaire has killed people

Why are they throwing tomatoes at her? Dan: “You know why.”

"isn't art in the eye of the beholder?" Dan "nobodies beholding this art" I'm crying 🤣

Jeff Bezos has definitely said "guards, seize him" at some point

Trisha having tomatoes thrown at her while meditating has me dead

Zack: I feel like she’s ascended Dan: SHES THE WHOLE TENDER NOW 🤣🤣🤣

“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB says the funniest shit under his breath lmao

1:20:30 ethan typing "leonard decar", staring, and giving up immediately, defeated, had me in tears

I need Zach to stack all the “5 percent” sound bites on top of each other, to creat the ultimate FIVE PERCENT 😂

The tomatoes being thrown at Trisha was funny, but hearing Zack’s laugh made me break out in laughter 😂🤣

“AB DID THAT EVERYONE SAW THAT” is my favourite sound bite. So fucking good hahahah

Lmao Dan “I actually like how they jiggle. Keep jiggling them.”

TIMESTAMPS 1:20 - trisha 9:13 - soflo antonio 28:58 - youtube dislikes removed 46:08 - gary vee 1:15:20 - alpha male 1:18:44 - leo dicaprio & jeff bezos 1:27:30 - travis scott update 1:37:38 - fake hairline? 1:41:08 - bitconnect nft update 1:44:17 - barber fail 1:49:48 - height lengthening surgeries

That shot of Love with the chicken head jiggling while Trisha is going off in the background I am wheezing

Ethan: "Why are people throwing tomatoes at her?" Dan: "You know why."😂😂😂

Ethan having a Michael Scott moment yelling “Nooooo!” cause of Soflo had me fucking dying lmaooo

Ethan trying to spell Leonardo DiCaprio and ending up with "leonard decar" followed by him immediately giving up LOL

This is an intense episode. Ethan’s beanie came completely off his head.

Zach really does such a good job w sound. I bet it’s really hard to get sound bites ready and well timed for it to be funny. It’s clear he’s very focused on the conversation and dynamic of the group. Hope u see this Zach!

Dan is slowly ascending into the matrix world through the scorpion chair. Soon he'll create his own world and live in it.

“She’s the whole tender now” *cuts to Love as a chicken* god not even 10 minutes in and I’m dying 💀💀

I can NOT stop laughing at Trishas meditation and the fact that zach is cracking up just as hard as me,makes it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂

The fact that Gary V says he worked every hour of his twenties and isn't aware of how sad that is shows how toxic his whole mentality and message is.

38:58 a soundbite of Ethan saying "this is very upsetting me" would be hilarious. Especially if it got the disney editing treatment, "This is - very upsetting - Me!"

Not even 10 minutes in and we have Love as a chicken swaying to Trisha chanting ... this is why I love the show. 😂

Zack giggling at Trisha’s “OOHHHMMMMMM” sound bite is everything

KZfaq: We dont want creators to be upset. Ethan: This is making me upset. Zack: *plays sad music*

Petition for Zach to soundbyte Ethan saying "This is very upsetting me" at 38:55

I’m actually sad they’re taking it away. I love looking at trishas dislike ratio it’s amazing

Zach losing it over Trisha getting tomatoed is everything 🤣

When Ethan starts going off about “where would we be without men” I cry Everytime 😭😂

I'm not going to lie, Ethan's reaction to SoFloAntonio's return is definitely me when I see SoFloAntonio return to the internet.

"What is that Love?" "Its the whole shicken" 💀

These thumbnails are starting to look CRAZY convincing 😂😂

Ethan: why are there tomatoes being thrown at her? Dan: you know why

Honestly, H3 gets better every week and I think I'm losing weight from the calories I burn laughing so hard

Zack please make dan saying "and everyone called me a FUCKING boomer" a soundbite 🤣46:59

Ethan’s “what would we do without men” bit is my new favorite thing on the planet, it makes me fucking die laughing everytime

"and everyone called me a fucking boomer" Dan screaming got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love how AB tries to cover Olivia's eyes whenever he googles something nsfw. Big brother energy.

I love Olivia she was such a good addition to the show. she just has the best energy

Ethan: why are they throwing tomatoes at her? Dan: you know why 😆

I find myself doing Ethan’s impression of Jordan Peterson “Where would we be without men?!” alllll the time in my day to day life. No one gets it. No one laughs. That doesn’t stop me though. I still do it. All the time. I think it is helping to deal with and heal my anger issues with the patriarchal system that is our society.

I'm only 5 minutes in but zachs giggling until he's red in the face at trish being pelted with tomatoes made me laugh in a similar manner

Love wiggling as a whole chicken and Trisha’s sound bite “OOHHHMMMM” in the background was perfect 🤣😌😌

I’ve never heard Zach laugh like that before, it’s the best

SoFlo did indeed buy some guys named Michael's account. And he renamed it to antoniomichael, and then to antoniolievano, so he did a smooth transition lmao

Dan before the chair: come on guys we have a show to do Ethan: let’s go to Dave and Busters. Dan after the chair: Let’s wrap this shit up.

“She’s the whole tender now” 💀💀💀 Dan’s so funny

Love the fact people were throwing tomatoes at Trisha while she’s making quivering noises

I can’t wait for the day Ethan just says fuck it and does the Trisha episode. maybe a content court?

Nothing makes my wife more happy then when i look deep into her eyes when i wake up and say "i'm so glad you are not shot in the face"

Zach: “isnt art in the eye of the beholder?” Dan: “nobody is beholding this art” Screaming.

omg the "it takes that 5%" in the intro killed me 😭😭

Y’all just glazed over Elon’s shifty South African political dealings in order to keep his child lithium mines😩 that man has absolutely (allegedly) ordered some hits

Zack laughing at the Trisha meditation is killing me

Loling so hard when Ethan was shouting at Soflo again. He literally can't keep getting away with it!

AB saying "maybe he's feeding him" about the open mouth paternal Gary Vee kiss killed me

NFTs are the beanie babies of this generation.

This is a great episode, Ethan just energetic and hating everything today, wholesome

"He's a down to earth guy when he's not in space" -AB about Jeff Brilliant lol

You can tell Ethan's mood/energy by how he reacts to Zach's crazy intros 😄😅

Ethan realizing how lit Dave and Busters is and then planning to go in the middle of talking about astroworld is the funniest thing ever to me lmao. Olivia: “do u wanna go?” Hahahahahaha

I reject the pet name of Warren Buffet being "Daddy Buffet" when it should so clearly be "Buff Daddy"

Ethan’s rage throughout this entire podcast is both hilarious and worrying. Don’t burst a blood vessel, my dude.

what kind of psychopath draws with a sharpie on printer paper without something underneath it.

If Ethan ever had to actually get emergency surgery or something. We would never see it coming 😂

Nobody laughs at ABs jokes but he’s so funny

“He’s a down to earth guy when he’s not in space” AB WHY DID NOBODY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT

Y’all saying A BEARD ON YOUR FACE would HURT MORE than hair ON YOUR 🐱 BEING WAXED OFF???? YEAH NO DAN

Sidenote: Olivia's makeup and hair are absolutely gorgeous 😍❤

I literally feel disappointed when the ep is less than 3 hrs... its amazing how entertained I can be just watching people talk lol they're the best

Dan: "Um, I believe she's into Eastern mysticism and meditation now" Trisha: *"OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"* Im dead! 🤣😭

Dan needs to lay back in the chair for a full show lol

I love AB takes that are seemingly off, but later turn out to be not far off. Like he catches that a think is happening and reads the trends

Who else appreciates Ethan and Hila for staying so committed to their job? Now they are having a baby and Ethan is being so positive about his surgery. Omg they grow up so fast

Dan was fucking hilarious in this episode. The scorpion really leveled him up

If Dan wasn't there to cut the show we'd be getting 4 hour off the rails and 6 hour podcasts... ;)

The thumbnail looks exactly like the one from ace family about Catherine’s surgeries 💀 I love how they used it hahaha

Ethan getting surgery to reduce his huge, hyper-masculine, godlike hands to regular sized human hands is such a humble move.

0:00 - 8:02 oooooommmmmm (Intro) 8:03 - 9:12 This Opportunity Comes Once In A Lifetime (Teddy Fresh) 9:13 - 28:57 I Wont Lie This Is Definitly Me (SoFlo) 28:58 - 43:27 But How Do I Express My Hate? (KZfaq) 43:28 - 46:06 Delivering Presents Faster Than Santa (Ads) 46:07 - 1:15:19 Wanna Smile? Murder Everyone You Love (Gary V) 1:15:20 - 1:18:43 Smooth (Goof) 1:18:44 - 1:27:29 Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls (Jeff Bezos) 1:27:30 - 1:37:37 Your Death Aint Gonna Stop Me From Having A Good Time (AstroWorld) 1:37:38 - 1:41:07 Its A Wig! (Subreddit) 1:41:08 - 1:44:16 Going Once, Going Twice, Going Home (Carlos) 1:44:17 - 1:49:43 LeatherFace Starts A Barber Shop (Goof) 1:49:44 - 1:59:31 NO! (Goof) 1:59:32 Blow-Up Peen (End Show)

the more comfortable Olivia gets the more i love her she's so funny lmao

I didn’t realize that when a man asks me for my opinion, and then immediately telling me I’m wrong, was flirting.

"Shes ascended now. Shes the whole tender" 😂😂😂😂

Love is getting more confident and funnier by the day , legend x

best part of the podcast is at 1:20:30 when Ethan has a tab open trying to find out Leo’s height, then gives up when he realizes he can’t spell DiCaprio lol

As someone who struggles with intrusive thoughts about love ones dying due to trauma I would never wish those thoughts on anybody. I get what’s he’s saying about appreciating every moment and day with the people you love and never taking them for granted but actually visualizing it everyday is so beyond terrifying and an awful feeling

We need a new bracket for soundbites asap… with Trisha’s meditation OOOOHHMMM, what would we do without men, he takes that 5%, RKelly passport and shots we have SO much to rank again.

1:20:33 i died when ethan wanted to look up leonardo dicaprio's height, typed "leonard decar" and just closed the tab and moved on

I can't believe they had no clue about like/dislike affecting suggestions and recommendations lol.. like seriusly??

I like that Love actually fought back on you with some of your takes. The other cast members agree too much.

KZfaq: We're gonna hide dislike counts to protect the creator Also KZfaq: Dislike counts will only be available to the creator

I found H3 during the Trisha era but stayed because I love Hila and her husband. SO THANKFUL that I did.

Lovebot kills it with the subtle jokes. Loved the chicken wiggles 🍗

I need Olivia to drop a makeup tutorial PLEASE 😭😍

You know Ethan’s triggered when he can’t keep his beanie in place😂

*_"SoFLo like Antonio"_* was one of the greatest tracks Posty ever made the real ones remember

Zach’s giggling at Trisha’s Oooommmmm’s was everything, as she says 😄

As an esthetician we were taught to NEVER wax a mans facial hair. That’s like esthetics 101. They totally scared that guys lip. I can’t 💀💀💀

trisha meditating just sounds like me trying to start my '99 4runner