i hate clam blitz in splatoon 2

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4 жыл бұрын

SO you like clam blitz in Splatoon 2? It's time for X rank placement matches and I really put my skills to the test...
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@jamesfeng6492 4 жыл бұрын

(4:48) Ah yes, the 5 stages of ranked mode. Gets in your head, make you overthink, you make irrational decisions, say words you don’t mean, and then you start crying

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

knew i wasnt the only one

@monicam.6060 4 жыл бұрын

Literally me every time I play ranked haha! There’s a reason I usually stick to turf wars.

@DXSHSOXP_000 3 жыл бұрын

I’m in c rank 😐

@galacticsalt7336 3 жыл бұрын

@@DXSHSOXP_000 it doesn’t matter what rank you are, as long as ur happy with it

@highqualitygracefieldmeat2464 2 жыл бұрын

Not agreed unless ots with miniguns, blaster, UMBRELLAS

@freezi3510 4 жыл бұрын

Please let Jay go outside. he hasn't seen daylight in ages.

@ceoofdeadinside4111 4 жыл бұрын

Inky YT octo expansion flashback xD

@bhb12 4 жыл бұрын

AHHHHH

@icee1783 4 жыл бұрын

bruh ✞

@jessicanguyen9565 4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus: *Sike*

@squidsquad7080 4 жыл бұрын

neither have i

@ocaptainpriss 4 жыл бұрын

You passing the football to your teammate who then scored really felt like a real-life basketball game haha

@flyingmudkip3970 4 жыл бұрын

Playing basketball with a football made of clams

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

i love sport ball!

@mochibabe8622 Жыл бұрын

@@JayMoji 💀

@KingdomKey-ik4xk 4 жыл бұрын

"This is how you play Clam Blitz." *immediately after* "Help! Help, I'm scared!" So calling out for help is how you play Clam Blitz. 😆

@_ytboycarter 4 жыл бұрын

😂 that’s all I do when I play cause I’m a bot

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

yes obviously

@_ytboycarter 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@_ytboycarter 4 жыл бұрын

I love your vids jay

@_ytboycarter 4 жыл бұрын

Can you add me

@mxsoda7652 4 жыл бұрын

0:59 *And these were his last grand words before certain death*

@aymxn2320 4 жыл бұрын

SodaGirl lol

@dehoave2898 4 жыл бұрын

He never got to play outside 😔

@Mayaroni 4 жыл бұрын

those are cool clams in the thumbnail, thank u for the good meal

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

thank you for tasty clams mayaroni

@invisiblejay 4 жыл бұрын

Did you make the thumbnail??

@mannysolis9018 3 жыл бұрын

3 comment

@expiredtacobell 2 жыл бұрын

@@JayMoji hell, ok, you join my private battle on local play

@jitterbugshaman9624 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever I play clam blitz, i black out and come back when the match ends. The sight of the baskets activates my fight or flight lol

@DXSHSOXP_000 3 жыл бұрын

jitterbugshaman same

@thebutterscotchkid2481 3 жыл бұрын

oh gosh

@j_animations5266 3 жыл бұрын

That’s… a bit concerning

@JustViolet626 4 жыл бұрын

I legitimately really dislike this mode. I can't even be bothered to get my rank in that mode to S.

@novantric 4 жыл бұрын

Really? I'm not a massive fan of it but coming at it with a strategy and confidence can help you enjoy it For example, if you power clam, baller, roll to the basket and let them destroy the baller you won't drop your clams, scoring a sure dunk. If you're not bothered to play it you're limiting your abilities about that part of the game. Learning all the modes will in general make you a better player.

@KermitTh3Fr0g 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@silenal2885 4 жыл бұрын

It's fun if you win, if not it's not😂 I'm X rank in every mode except clam blitz with S+2 and I don't think I'm getting better.

@JustViolet626 4 жыл бұрын

I don't even think it's fun if I win. All it does for me is stress me out.

@silenal2885 4 жыл бұрын

@@JustViolet626 Well yes it gives lots of stress

@janaaeborn4999 4 жыл бұрын

1:30 when he said “hey stop this guy, stop this guy!” I felt that.

@funkytime69 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@corvicore6813 4 жыл бұрын

last time I was this early, etce had given birth to vian

@mochii3198 4 жыл бұрын

o that stream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@mochii3198 4 жыл бұрын

hide and seek

@Breathened9006 4 жыл бұрын

Lol that was HILARIOUS LMAO! 😂

@Mikko_715 4 жыл бұрын

I have bad memories. Don’t remind me.

@simpforrider4972 4 жыл бұрын

Oh god lmfao

@heidiwinchell3680 3 жыл бұрын

4:40 Jaymoji: Look at him go, throwing bombs like a child. That's what children do. Also Jaymoji: *Throws bomb*

@dontmindme9514 4 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: *"Jaymoji decide to play to Clam Blitz, still knowing he's gonna lose"* P.S.:u have a beautiful voice 🥰🥰 Edit : Damn I've never got so many likes...😳 And also JayMoji's answer to my comment...🤩

@dogze6744 4 жыл бұрын

indeed

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

you could rename all my videos with this title

@DXSHSOXP_000 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah…

@expiredtacobell 2 жыл бұрын

@@JayMoji hi can you join my private battle

@myahackeberg9755 4 жыл бұрын

"A relaxing game of Clam Blitz" is an oxymoron in and of itself.

@saiji9000 3 жыл бұрын

Bob is the best no doubt

@aymxn2320 4 жыл бұрын

jay:i’m confident in the squiffer 10 seconds later at 4:09 : this is not going well

@jaxd126 4 жыл бұрын

Heres my secret to getting X Rank in Clam Blitz: Go Sploosh 7 and just run straight for the basket as quickly as you can. Try your best to score, dont care about dying on your way back to safety. An early lead will almost gaurantee a win if your team is competent enough with defense or assisting your push. Rinse, repeat, and bam you're in X Rank!

@teya7304 3 жыл бұрын

Jay: Look at him throwing bombs like a child. That's what children do. Also Jay: *Proceeds to trow bomb*

@sickoblitz 4 жыл бұрын

2:09 one (1)) singular folk

@yoshigobaa4050 4 жыл бұрын

sickoblitz hey salad!

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

thats less than two (two)

@sickoblitz 4 жыл бұрын

JayMoji dis is true

@docfresh196 3 жыл бұрын

Ah I I remember a super clutch, yet hectic match in Clam Blitz that made me both love and hate the mode... was on Manta Maria, S rank, less than 10 seconds and into Overtime, our team just broke their basket and just needed like 1 more clam to toss in and win the game; but we suffered a wipe from the push. After returning from spawn and into Mid, the counter was starting to tick down and it seemed all hope was lost, my team was just swimming obliviously and waiting for the game to end; though, for some reason, I didn't give up and started thinking, enemy team wasn't anywhere near Mid at all and probably guarding the Basket. I thought that if I were to go through the fastest route, where you go from the small right-side platform that takes you directly to their basket, that they would just expect it and flatout murder me. So instead I took the route through the left-side of Their Middle-Plat and into the long pathway; and what happened next still amuses me like absolute hell. The enemy team was there, just Squid Partying in front of the Basket, all whilst the counter was already more than halfway finished. I made it within range of throwing a clam in and pressed 'A', enemy team spotted and immediately reacted to me popping up but it was too late and I managed to throw in the Game-Winning clam; therefore, winning us the game. All I can say is that I popped off pretty hard.

@kawaiikirbs 4 жыл бұрын

7:24 JayMoji: I gotta stop yelling at my teammates *Putz12 enters the chatroom*

@esmed94 4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh.

@diegocervantes8632 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just now getting into the splatoon community, really love the game, and your videos are awesome. Thanks bro 💚

@superoriginalusername. 4 жыл бұрын

I'm rank B- in Clam Blitz, it's honestly a shitty mode. I've never liked it and it's never been a fair match.

@michaelabate7230 4 жыл бұрын

WOOZIE It’s actually the best mode.

@michaelabate7230 4 жыл бұрын

Sarcastic Squid That’s true. And there’s also the fact that no one knows any strategy. But besides that, I love it.

@saiji9000 3 жыл бұрын

my teammates are so ducking retarded they won’t even grab the power clam that is *literally right next to them*

@psychadellicsweater8311 3 жыл бұрын

@@saiji9000 Talk about anger issues..

@yourtrashtalkingbro9118 3 жыл бұрын

@@saiji9000 Oof

@vAqeii 4 жыл бұрын

Clam blitz taints my soul

@elizabethsummers351 4 жыл бұрын

Ummm jay when someone throws a super clam away it means that they can’t get it to the basket typically because they don’t have a weapon that can do it and need someone else to get it to the basket

@myno.666 3 жыл бұрын

Clam Bitz is my favorite thing in this game. Do you record your talk while playing? if so major props for doing it because it is pretty much impossible for me, my ADD doesn't let me focus haha

@alexlautzenheiser5024 4 жыл бұрын

*OH COME ON! IN THE AIR WITH THAT!* *An Aerospray cancelled my Splashdown?!* - JayMoji 2020 (7:34)

@Metal6012 4 жыл бұрын

"I hate clam blitz in Splatoon 2" I love clam blitz in Splatoon 2.

@themiles6513 4 жыл бұрын

jay: ha ha funnee made up word hee hee folk folk folk me, who had to study grammar for Far Too Long: *boi*

@mochii3198 4 жыл бұрын

life with clam blitz existence is just suicidal for the fellow squids and octos

@moon.x.x 4 жыл бұрын

9:12 “that was really disrespectful.” honestly i have no idea how that made me laugh-

@avantgardemetalfan 4 жыл бұрын

JayMoji: * Selects fresh squiffer * Me : * Thinks of the 1st video with that weapon where he never got a single kill with it. * Oh No

@abitofgameplay2900 Жыл бұрын

"A relaxing game of clam blitz. Nothing but SOOTHING PEACE AND QUIET!"

@ItsMe-bt4zr 4 жыл бұрын

Jay when you laughed after you said folk I immediately started laughing

@n1ybenjii 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand how KZfaqrs can hide there rage or just not rage at all bc I would have probably shut down my whole system if people were continually going for me. keep up the good work man👍🏾

@Raspberry__ 4 жыл бұрын

"He's gone now" he said. And he was talking about Ms. Salty. *MS. SALTY*

@inavela1267 4 жыл бұрын

DONT we all hate Clam Blitz?..... No, just me? Alright--

@jantheking7028 3 жыл бұрын

IMO Clam Blitz is my favorite mode. It is the mode that uses the most strategy, and as a result, the noobs who only play to get kills don't play this mode, and that is a very good thing.

@saiji9000 3 жыл бұрын

I only hate clam blitz because nobody even dares to support me. If only my teammates weren’t such trash, *forgetting to pick up the power clam that is right fucking next to them, missing the basket when I literally need them to throw it, blocking my shots and getting me splatted, NOT THROWING THEIR CLAMS, INKING TURF LIKE IT’S A TURF WAR, SPAMMING BO-*

@cobcorn8749 4 жыл бұрын

10:50 I swear this happens to me as well in CB lol

@GuessImSylvale 4 жыл бұрын

Clam Blitz is legitemately my favorite mode. Plz dont h8 me

@saiji9000 3 жыл бұрын

I hate clam blitz but hey, everybody has different opinions. It’s hard to survive in there tho ;-;

@GuessImSylvale 3 жыл бұрын

@@saiji9000 True. That's why I kill them first. Also the thing that kills 100% of players eventually is the water

@jomiflor145 4 жыл бұрын

Please play more ! I love your Splatoon 2 content! ^^

@n1ybenjii 4 жыл бұрын

Thats how I be feeling like they always going after me. But you are good at your rage, I still need to work on that😬.

@ARTYCOATY 4 жыл бұрын

Great game! I am also playing Splatoon2. You have talent. Thank you for sharing. Full watched.

@moth3852 4 жыл бұрын

Jay playing clam blitz and having a relaxing time? seems legit

@qhy.3374 3 жыл бұрын

it’s so funny being a fan of clam blitz and finding it really easy and reading these comments

@mads9112 4 жыл бұрын

I've been stuck in B territory for far too long but it's very comforting to know that X players still have the same existential dread every Clam Blitz match that I do 😔 I feel your salt buddy

@splooncraft 3 жыл бұрын

Jay: Look at him, throwing bombs like a child. Also Jay: *proceeds to THROW. BOMB.*

@abitofgameplay2900 Жыл бұрын

If there were more people like you in splatoon voice chat would be a great option for the game

@Sanngot 4 жыл бұрын

@ 10:51 : That's me, but when I'm using inkjet. People will just walk up to me while I'm shooting at them and shoot me down anyway. It doesn't even matter how high up I am, that Sploosh will reach me with their shots somehow.

@kidc8847 4 жыл бұрын

I really like the feeling of starting games over at square 1 so..I'm probably never gonna have a good rank in any of the modes I think.

@sunheart9581 4 жыл бұрын

OMG, IT'S A NEW VIDEO!!!!!! GREAT VIDEO JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ButterfreeYummy 4 жыл бұрын

Nice vid Jay but like... who doesn't?

@elliestration6283 4 жыл бұрын

It’s hard not to like a person like jay

@yummychicken5244 3 жыл бұрын

“he throws a bomb like a child” “cause that's what children do” *Ah yes explosive children*

@fluffles33 4 жыл бұрын

i was playing clam blitz while watching this video, i pulled a jaymoji and *they got the lead during overtime by 3 points-*

@tigerman6183 4 жыл бұрын

I dunno why, but once Jay hits 75k, we need a video of him playing outside.

@kijingu 4 жыл бұрын

nothing but _SOOTHING PEACE AND QUIET_

@bobblehat6651 4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who played Clam Blitz for fun and somehow got an S rank in Clam Blitz

@dcbandit 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I play ranked, I will pick a weapon I like, winning streak for some matches, then losing streak. If I don't change something, I lose rank. This is why it can be infuriating to play ranked, not to mention a sudden bad connection disconnecting you...

@pedrosarmoles2787 4 жыл бұрын

Great vid! . Just wondering though , whats the highest points you’ve had in x rank?

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

if i remember correctly it was probably somewhere around 2,200 or so

@minillagamez8904 2 жыл бұрын

On New Albacore hotel clam blitz, I would rather use an ink brush so that it could travel faster on the grates while not in squid/octopus form. It also helps because you could get to the enemies goal quick enough to score goals and make quick escapes.

@stoopidgrrl 4 жыл бұрын

clam blitz is legitimately the only mode that gets me angry enough to where i wanna throw stuff

@Yonkerbob521 4 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious!

@legionevo1137 Жыл бұрын

2:25 this is most COD players bad habit especially on Nuketown 😂😭 Ball: *Drops in water* 5 Seconds Later Jaymoji: Where the ball go?

@CELESTIAUnion 3 жыл бұрын

Me: I wonder what Ranked Mode I'll be play- Splatoon 2: HERE'S CLAM BLITZ AND SPLAT ZONES!!! Me: ...yeah Imma go play some Salmon Run

@papyrus672 4 жыл бұрын

That boomer inkling on the front 😂😂😂😢

@Zer-pb5sl 4 жыл бұрын

Yep it is the definition of insanity

@HHopebringer 4 жыл бұрын

I remember a while back that Etce said if someone gets shot down by an Aerospray during Splashdown that he'd like to see it... 7:32

@retardking7416 Жыл бұрын

Lamo : my mom says if hit this she'll let me go outside and play Reality: your mom says get off of that and go touch grass

@_ytboycarter 4 жыл бұрын

3:45 who the heck needs that much main Power up 😂😂😂 (bots do)

@guenny839 2 жыл бұрын

I do because im a slosher main

@kayak8448 3 жыл бұрын

4:38 *Jay talks about how these people are being childish or a child for throwing bombs* ... 4:44 also jay *IMMEDIATELY THROWS BOMB*

@zephyr3965 4 жыл бұрын

Hello Jay, did you comment your video while playing or add it afterwards? I am just curious because it turned out really good

@MersuneLiku 3 жыл бұрын

I think clam blitz was the first mode I got X rank in. I just think the clams are cute

@arianalussier160 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too. One time I was playing clam blitz, and my entire team disconnected, so it felt like the other team was bullying me 😠

@arianalussier160 2 жыл бұрын

@Phosbat Yeah. We were kind of losing so I think my whole team disconnected on purpose.

@inkara3771 4 жыл бұрын

I saw you in turf earlier after being dared to use handheld and I played so badly and now I’m just embarrassed- vsiwbxiabsjsj

@timcrnkovich4326 4 жыл бұрын

"I always approach the same way" yea that's called feeding

@JayMoji 4 жыл бұрын

you learn something new every day

@missbeafromnyc 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry. Stay *clam.*

@captaimega1298 3 жыл бұрын

I always say Booyah two times and that gives me good luck

@legionevo1137 Жыл бұрын

Alternative Title: *”Don’t Choose to Play a Relaxing Game of Clam Blitz or This Happens…”*

@MoisesMosiala 3 жыл бұрын

I love the squiffer that's just bad squiffer game play

@tarynjenkins5606 3 жыл бұрын

2:15 they are after you because you are a good youtuber

@InspiritedGoddess 4 жыл бұрын

Clam Blitz is the bane of my existence.

@flyingmudkip3970 4 жыл бұрын

You have a lot of sea snail. You should find a piece of gear and reroll it 400 times. It will give you 1200 chunks to make whatever gear you want Edit: the brand does affect which chunks you get so if you want a bunch of mpu, you can reroll a piece of Toni Kensa gear :)

@taranvirsingh8350 4 жыл бұрын

CEO of clam blitz

@alztero 4 жыл бұрын

B-But JayNoob...I-I love Clam Blitz... RUNNING IN THE 90'S!

@gooseliver-bs3704 3 жыл бұрын

Dude Splatoon two is my favorite game and I am literally so good

@mattbelcher7135 3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who hated it. Everytime I hop on splatoon 2 it's always this game mode

@no-no7md 3 жыл бұрын

the exact opposite for me, this is my favorite mode but for some reason each time i boot up the game its never on

@phiumoji9002 4 жыл бұрын

Darn it rainmaker is amazing

@zain-ey2uz 4 жыл бұрын

He's gone, he's gone-1:44 *Ms Salty*

@iipxqchy4267 4 жыл бұрын

According to my face, being good as a gamer does effect how much people come at you.

@kirapfeifer1866 2 жыл бұрын

This video was made 2 years ago today happy birthday

@kirapfeifer1866 Жыл бұрын

This video was made 3 years ago today. Happy birthday

@imarrams511 4 жыл бұрын

This mode is stressful,annoying and pure hell...that's why I love it and is my favorite mode. Is so rewarding when you win.

@jantheking7028 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I don't get why everyone hates it.

@r4yb0x39 3 жыл бұрын

This is the ultimate i hate video lol

@seapuffanimations1713 3 жыл бұрын

3:02 You have no idea how stressful it is trying to get 1 S rank. I get so stressed, that I lose a full letter rank rather that going up one. I like this game but things never seem to go my way. Or maybe I’m just bad I am

@RilaQma 3 жыл бұрын

Cheer up. It’s just a game .

@marcyboclair8122 4 жыл бұрын

Wait. Mom says you CAN’T, play outside? 2:01 also THATS ALL FOLK

@voltage9003 3 жыл бұрын

At first I didn’t like clam blitz because the manual and rules were too complicated (be honest everyone can agree) but I’ve gotten better and actually like it now because of private battles (with live streamers)