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does something similar to a calculator for doctors exist? like not the math ones, but more specialized. I have an app that has a datasheet of main circuits of diodes, current dividers with load/without load, Amps and more. It shows a schematic of the circuits, most important equations and you can make your own inputs for different parts and it calculates every variable for you. like an app with interactive flow-charts following the best-practices, with a feature where you can just open your phone camera and scan the lab values (my banking app allows me to do something similar where I don't have to type in banking information manually. It's not always perfect but usually gets at least the bank acc number right), which can get important to the flow chart and depending on the lab values the software searches through a data-bank for most probable causes ... idk, something like this. I am an EE student, I share a lot of courses with medical equipment engineers, I might gonna ask them what is actually out there on diagnosing tools out there :D

@@iramage2235i… feel like you might be onto do some sort of million dollar idea…

That sounds like a brilliant idea! Those things are awesome, we should all be using them for all kinds of things. For example, online quizzes would be far more accurate if they used flow charts. I once did one that said my ideal dog was a husky, even though I said I wanted a small dog...

@@conlon4332 Did you end up getting the husky?

@@conlon4332No problem, that just means your perfect dog is half husky and half toy poodle!

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I can’t even get them to stop ordering a BMP, CMP, and potassium all on the same specimen 😭

Shouldn't have to, it's taught in medical school.

​@emilywatson4906 why would anyone order that??? Where do you work??? That's concerning.

This is taught in year 1 of med school and heavily tested so all physicians learned it. but sure you are teaching it to docs

Omg this! Like why did you send 2 separate tubes on 2 separate days 😅

It's the worst when they add the Hep add-ons to a tube that was used for other tests that cannot allow hep test on afterwards.

Why do they keep trying to add on lactate?

@@Pokarotbecause they forgot to take a bloodgas test (or whatever you call it in english) :p

Oh god, I just had a sudden memory of my father (a lab tech turned Systems Analyst for the lab) yelling about this.

Wow, that's a lotta doctor stuff. Too bad I'm not learning em

"First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect." - Kevin Hart

@@frickfrack7075 feels just like being home for the holidays :') no uncle, a catalyst isn't the stuff in your cat-a-lick-tit converter

@@CalebBohanon I like that, but i was also quoting Kevin Hart from The 40 Year Old Virgin lol I should probably edit quotations lol

@@frickfrack7075 that does explain the "-Kevin Hart" bit. Good movie

Sadly as a resident in a busy city hospital, you have to say it a lot

You realize this isn’t one take right

@@DBasedAlexright! Poor fella doesn’t realize this was a HIGHLYYYYYY edited video which was filmed small take by small take! 😂

That's nothing compared to Hollywood, they do this for hours without stuttering

You need to be selling those to medical students. 😂

That’s the goal!

THANK YOU

@@Doc_Schmidt I still remember when this was written on forms instead of on Citrix/Epic etc. So many boxes and if you missed one ........

So ours come with interpretations, cuz otherwise it's just too complex

Studying for it right now and still confused 😐

That's exactly what I was thinking!

no, that’s strange

So why you werent on vaccination ? You are a living threat for ill people in your proximity to a degree

Can confirm, had the same experience... mostly

It's actually worse than that.

HONESTLY same. We had to memorize like 5 different tables of hepatitis antibodies and antigens and had to correlate which ones indicated which types of infections

@@thespqrguy I remember an antivax guy once going isn't how does hep antibody prove both protection from hepatis or show prior infection and I was like other than your stupid comment , here's the full complicated story of HbS antigen, antibody, IgG and etcetc for a doctor to determine hepatitis. Now grow a brain and get vaccinated.

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Come back tomorrow and see if you still remember it.

Congratulations!

I'm an Acupuncturist and it's best to be vaccinated against Hep B for us in case of needle sticks tho rare. Most types of Hepatitis don't have vaccines.

@@junglegymcircusmonke I think I’m vaccinated for A & B…I know there’s a C, are there more types?

@Kranky. K! oh no! What are those?

@nachtegael W there's D and E but you have to have Hep B to get Hep D so if you are vaccinated for Hep B you are protected against both and Hep E is transmitted via stool. There's no vaccine for it and it's not common in the US and developed countries. It's more common in undeveloped countries. www.cdc.gov/hepatitis/hev/index.htm

@@nachtegaelw5389 D and E as well

As a nurse only, not a lab tech, I have NO IDEA what they are speaking of! Of course, I’m retired now and did my nursing in the dark ages (1970’s-1990’s), before a lot of this researched and known! 😮😅

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Can we just conmbine AST/ALT into SALT? I feel like that would make it easier

@@airbots4789 AS and AL are the abbreviated forms of the amino acids involved, Aspartate and Alanine respectively

I don't know what any of this means but it made me laugh 😆

My brain had a meltdown when it read "thumbed up." Thumbs upped? Thumbsed up? Thumbed up. Hmph. I'd never have thought.

Lol

All the lab techs too! 😂

Good for you to have recovered and get to live a life!

How did you recover from hep B?

That is fkn crazy! You are so strong 💪🏼

Bless your parents. I'm glad you were adopted by decent people. You hear so many horror stories these days. 🌹

​@@na.4198The body can clear it, sometimes even after years of having it.

The human body is so beautifully complex, it's such an extraordinary machine. It really feels like a lootttt when you're reading, learning, and doing labs and simulation, though (I'm an RN.) Thank you for your service!

That's so awesome :) also good job being professional. I would also find it super hard not saying anything! Lol i only speak 1 language (i also find it super cool you speak 2 languages!)

Eyy that's awesome cheers to yalls endeavors and good luck!

@@urielgrey I didn't say anything but my facial expressions were giving me away lol. I was too excited and my face didn't know how to hide it.

@@Nicole-oz9sc lol i would be the same way!!!

Would it really have hurt anything to take a minute or two to say something?

choose your own adventure but the book lies to you about what choice you're actually making

Oh god I hope I get smarter once I am in Med school

@@christinamansen8636 you dont. You will go down a hole of realizing how stupid you are, and theres no way out

@@christinamansen8636 you don't have to be smart to do well in med school, you just have to have a good memory and study more than everyone else

This is not a mnemonic btw. Mnemonics involve a phrase or jingle that somehow stands for the information. This is just a chart

What does acute active infective mean for a lay person understand? Thank you for this chart :)

Thank God you *used to have* Hep C! I remember when people couldn't say that.

and all of those doctors graduated medical school, one of the hardest schools to get into, with hundreds of applicants denied entry.

I was in the top 5% of a great school and still find keeping up challenging. The school studied graduates after 5 yrs. and were unable to distinguish those who graduated in the top half from those who graduated in the bottom half.

Thank you for being multi-faceted in your teaching! You’re a gift to your students. 😊

wow future pharmacy student was just smilling at his misery now this lol

@@ranika3995 actually it all makes sense when you understand the process, so it's not that bad 😁 Good luck with Pharmacy!

I hope there is good chart for this!

@@soumaya4960 lol ok thank you 💖 you do well also

Is there a cure for it?

@Wise Teacher While research is being done to find a cure, unfortunately, there is no cure currently available.

Just got diagnosed today with blood work the KZfaq algorithm already got me and I haven’t even looked it up yet :(

This comment is so pertinent to the state of our mental health system. Its pathetic how bad it is in 2022!!!

Also each persons own interpretation of each of the questions: “Do you hear voices?” “Yes” “What do they say?” “They ask me if I hear voices, so yes cuz I don’t have any hearing impairments” “?”

@@colourfulsouls My favorite is helping to educate non psychotic people about “internal dialogue” and that it is in fact a normalish thing.

@@JamesDecker7 i only found out a few years ago I have aphantasia (so no minds eye). I always thought it was like a metaphor about visualizing things in your mind. I have great inner dialogue, and can recall songs in my mind, love reading books (though I didn’t know others visualize the stories as they read them) I do have visual dreams but if I don’t write down describing words for it when I first wake up I completely forget it. I’m a visual artist as well, so I just make things up as I draw/paint/sculpt. Or I’ll have to look at a reference image to replicate it. It’s really interesting how everyone’s minds work differently.

@@colourfulsouls have actually had almost exactly that conversation. 🤡

right!?

Me and you fam, except am in belize and we use it a lot when screening blood donors

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hi fellow lab tech in the wild!!! I hope you enjoy a great lab week next week!

Science is still learning so much about Epstein-Barr virus (which causes mononucleosis). Just during Covid they learned it’s likely a leading cause of Multiple Sclerosis (or at least the trigger). Don’t worry, you’re still at super low risk of actually *getting* MS, more that if you do get MS it’s caused/triggered by EBV. Most people get Epstein Barr in their lifetime. Funnily enough, my Mom had both Hep C & EBV 🤷🏻

Thank You! Yes, there's lots, but it's simple enough to remember each... Or the graphs of titers for acute and chronic infections

Nah , we almost never get positive on core cuz core antigens stay in livercells and dont have enough half life to stay detectable in lab tests so nope

What nurse?

Usually the case when alot of fresh doctors come through, even some who've been there for several years tend to know less than the 30yrs veteran who's been through it all 😂

Aren't they usually done in childhood?

@@Matthew-yc6nx Mine were as an adult - I'm old :-P

@tejoned Naww shh you're a spring chicken ☺️

Yeah, but if you aren't at risk, it's not necessary. It's passed by sharing needles or promiscuous sex, but even if you catch it via sex it's asymptomatic in 5 out of 6 people, and only resolves to a chronic infection in 1 of 1500 whites and 5% of Asians, so it's not really something to worry about unless you're an urban gay man, prostitute, or unhygenic heroin addict.

Nope that's antibody titre

@@baraitalo what about those of us who have had 3 series of Hep b vaccine and still don't sero convert?

@@cherylcarlson3315 vanishingly unlikely not to seroconvert. The antibody titre is just a proxy. www.gov.uk/government/publications/hepatitis-b-the-green-book-chapter-18 page 13

Its not so much a false positive, more a misleading positive and evidence that the vaccine resulted in successful seroconversion.

​@@cherylcarlson3315How is it that you have no antibodies or no long-term cell mediated immunity after 3 shots? Are you immunocompromised? Do you have a low B or T cell count?