I Have A Boy Friend

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Julie Nolke

Julie Nolke

3 жыл бұрын

He's a friend who's a boy I swear.
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@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️
@Hawksforever99
@Hawksforever99 3 жыл бұрын
1:35 Julie: "Guys and girls can be FRIENDS!" Me: ABSOLUTELY false! There are only 3 reasons a guy is EVER....ever ever ever ever "just friends" with a girl... 1. If he's SINGLE and STRAIGHT, he wants in your pants. 2. If he's NOT SINGLE but is STRAIGHT, he wants in your pants either in a fantasy three-way with his girl, or he's hoping to "keep his options open" with you in case him and his girl break up...or 3. He's even considered the idea of cheating on his girl with YOU. It's REALLY as simple as that and I don't care HOW GOOD of a guy he is. Anyone who says differently is SELLING SOMETHING.
@rogerxiao4458
@rogerxiao4458 3 жыл бұрын
I like your videos, in a platonic way ofc.
@KelseyGuo
@KelseyGuo 3 жыл бұрын
wait why was the video posted in 2020 but this comment's from 2021 LOL
@N8McKay26
@N8McKay26 3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@ThisBlackFreeSpeeDeemedHarmful
@ThisBlackFreeSpeeDeemedHarmful 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, drunk you is an internet treasure. Utterly delightful 🤌🏾👌🏾👍🏾All the good...hand...signals
@peterg76yt
@peterg76yt 3 жыл бұрын
"We were watching a movie and cuddling, as usual" I don't think I've ever seen this level of denial before.
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
haha I sure have
@lostpyper6973
@lostpyper6973 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno. Platonic intercourse kinda takes the cake on that one....
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it does totally depend on the dynamics of your individual relationship. I've had plenty of platonic friends that I've cuddled with, cuddling doesn't always have to lead to anything more.
@SatumainenOlento
@SatumainenOlento 3 жыл бұрын
My level of denial would blow the mind of anybody. 6 years of heavy duty denial later....I have finally realised that he has a crush :D :D :D 6 more years and I might realise that we could go out for a date....if he dares to ask me...AND if I realise that he is actually asking me for a date. Denial is strong in here!
@strayedtoofar5775
@strayedtoofar5775 3 жыл бұрын
@@IceMetalPunk Frick yeah!! Give me all the snuggles and cuddles from a friend any day!---after Covid;;;
@caster-
@caster- 3 жыл бұрын
Just waiting for when mirror Julie will call Julie for help
@WatchThatFirstStep
@WatchThatFirstStep 3 жыл бұрын
Will never happen. Mirror Julie is extremely put together.
@alextrill5829
@alextrill5829 3 жыл бұрын
You don't need help when you got booze.
@dallinorr6929
@dallinorr6929 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Julie ever gets ideas from the comments section. Probably. I mean I would.
@ZT1ST
@ZT1ST 3 жыл бұрын
@@alextrill5829 Mirror Julie: "Mirror Mirror on the wall - I ran out of wine. Think you can get me some?"
@RecoveryHacker
@RecoveryHacker 3 жыл бұрын
@@WatchThatFirstStep *nods head in serious solidarity* Like a rock.
@LordOfNothingreally
@LordOfNothingreally 3 жыл бұрын
At first I was like "why would it end poorly if they were genuinely friends? Isn't friendship a good basis for a strong relationship?" and then I was like "Ooooh, right, self-destructive tendencies pushing away everything good due to fear of rejection dressed up as 'being careful'."
@karimkassam6874
@karimkassam6874 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't come here in the morning expecting to be attacked like this.
@cheshirenevande4701
@cheshirenevande4701 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Who just leaves personal attacks like this out in the open for anyone to trip over?
@babykosh5415
@babykosh5415 2 жыл бұрын
this.....this was awesome
@denisruzicka1606
@denisruzicka1606 2 жыл бұрын
@@karimkassam6874 Exactly, F this guy.
@anthonylosego
@anthonylosego 2 жыл бұрын
No, no, that's just the lie we tell ourselves to make sense of it all. If they were truly friends, they'd have stayed friends. The reality was that they saw a fun game to play. And that game made the friendship even more intoxicating, knowing that the end result was just a matter of time. That end result being the "crossing of the line", and then after that the "realizing it was a huge mistake" when in reality it was just, 'no more game', time to quit it and go find another game to play, because games are fun and relatively safe (for oneself).
@benborn2luvmusicnely510
@benborn2luvmusicnely510 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised mirror woman doesn't have a wine delivery service as a sponsor. She's so truthful & hilarious.
@xXTheoLinuxXx
@xXTheoLinuxXx 3 жыл бұрын
She can squat with her heals on the ground, that is Slavic... so I guess a good vodka would be in place :P
@Aquilalias
@Aquilalias Жыл бұрын
Wine companies want their image to be of elegance and good times and not of being day-drinking at home
@benborn2luvmusicnely510
@benborn2luvmusicnely510 Жыл бұрын
@@Aquilalias Maybe the wine companies need to be more realistic about the people drinking their wine. Not everyone are able to be of elegance & good times.
@FamilieVideos86
@FamilieVideos86 3 жыл бұрын
*They get married. Julie - no, it's a platonic marriage.
@SovereignStatesman
@SovereignStatesman 3 жыл бұрын
Now THAT would be the truth.
@rhitrix
@rhitrix 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at this comment as opposed to the occasional closed mouth half smile and slight nasal exhale. Nice work!
@nderohan
@nderohan 3 жыл бұрын
Plutonic
@adamp9553
@adamp9553 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@FamilieVideos86
@FamilieVideos86 3 жыл бұрын
@@nderohan actually plutonic spelled that way means igneous rock formed by solidification beneath the earth's surface.
@mcelestin7
@mcelestin7 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror Julie is definitely the friend to say “I told you so” and all you can do is say under your breath “dammit she was right” 🤦‍♂️
@howie_potterYT
@howie_potterYT 3 жыл бұрын
100% agree 😂
@TheOneSoulMate_
@TheOneSoulMate_ 2 жыл бұрын
Another great topic. True story. I was dating someone for about a month. It was going great. She was funny, smart, chill and beautiful. We spent a lot of time at her place. She had a young daughter which was fine. I love kids! Sometimes I would spend the night especially if we had a couple days we could spend together. There was always packing to do. She told me one day to just grab some extra stuff because she wasn’t sure what we might do the next day. I said yeah, good call. Then I would pack my stuff up and take it home etc... Then a week or two later she said it must be a hassle for me to bring clothes back and forth. I was like, well no but it does take a little extra time before I can come over if I spend a couple days here. I get to her place the next time. She says, here, these drawers are for your stuff and this part of the closet is for stuff you want to hang. I was like wow that’s a great idea, thanks. Then she would recommend different kinds of stuff to bring over, you know so I had what ever I might need for the occasion. Long story short. One day my roommate asked me on a day I was picking up some more things for something special we were doing, he asked me what’s it been like since I moved in to her place. I was like what? That’s hilarious. He said no I mean for real. What? He asked me do You have your own place for clothes? Yes, of course just in case. Him: Drawers? Me: yes Him: closet? Me: yes Him: where is your tooth brush? Me: in my toothbrush holder Him: which is where? Me: there Him: your shaving kit, lap top, favorite coffee cup? Me: there, there, there Him: when was the last time you spent the night here? Me: maybe a month and a half ago? Oooooooh, I live with her now! I was in shock for a minute then starting laughing so hard for a couple minutes. Accident or plan I was thinking to myself. I got to her place and asked her almost immediately. Did you know that I moved in? She smirked then laughed. She said I was wondering how long it was going to take you to figure it out!🤣😂😆
@kritav1111
@kritav1111 10 ай бұрын
😂😂 Same thing happened to me. Except it was more like I preferred spending time there and she never wanted me to leave so we would just keep extending the days. I'm like aah, I'll go home tomorrow. This went on for 6 months. Had my supplies, closet, half my clothes all there. We moved in without knowing we moved in.
@TheOneSoulMate_
@TheOneSoulMate_ 10 ай бұрын
@@kritav1111 😂 awesome. I wasn’t against it. I was just unaware that it happened lol.
@kritav1111
@kritav1111 10 ай бұрын
@@TheOneSoulMate_ Lol same. I loved it. I get to spend more time with her. My parents used to ask me why I am renting a house when I have been staying with her and that's when I realized I have never been there. My parents went to my house(they lived 5 minutes away) more than I ever did.
@TheOneSoulMate_
@TheOneSoulMate_ 10 ай бұрын
@@kritav1111 lol, glad to know I wasn’t alone. I was ok with it. It’s the fact that I didn’t realize it in the moment what had happened until my friend told me. 😂 That’s what makes it so funny to me.
@stephenwalton7079
@stephenwalton7079 3 жыл бұрын
You know you’re on when your sponsor let’s you do “Drunk” endorsements of their product. Brilliant writing.
@lanadoughan508
@lanadoughan508 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stress this enough, the way that Mirror Julie kinda slurs her sentences into a cute wisdomy sentence is the happiest part of my day
@wify0241
@wify0241 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m joking I love you so much “
@pbilk
@pbilk 3 жыл бұрын
Haha! So true!
@neon-heart
@neon-heart 3 жыл бұрын
MJ's one-eyed random blink is what gets me.
@markfisher7962
@markfisher7962 3 жыл бұрын
Watching with an anticipatory grin. Mirror Julie is GREAT.
@kathrynenders9436
@kathrynenders9436 3 жыл бұрын
I even like the hello fresh ad. If mirror Julie recommends it, it's got to be legit!
@Will-jg2zs
@Will-jg2zs 3 жыл бұрын
Julie just _happens_ to have a friend that just _happens_ to be a boy. pfft, mirror ppl these days.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
Hello, my name is AxxL. Here's my opinion: I don't like your girlfriend; I think you need a new one. I could be your girlfriend; I know that you like me! GAGAGAGAGA! PRAAAAAANK! I am not a girl! I am a KZfaqr! Thanks for falling for my prank, dear deq
@sugarfree6959
@sugarfree6959 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku What the.....😐
@mochievious1552
@mochievious1552 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku what...
@yanagelfand4337
@yanagelfand4337 3 жыл бұрын
Whom she just _happened_ to have sex with, oh my god, what's so hard to understand?
@gericko4931
@gericko4931 3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku it sounded like that Song "I Wanna be your girlfriend" from Abi or something like that
@barrettdecutler8979
@barrettdecutler8979 2 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed that Julie can insult herself like that. "an ironing board covered in flesh." It's one thing to write the line, but another to have to deliver it and then cut together your reaction to it.
@TheFuller79
@TheFuller79 2 жыл бұрын
She is Brutal on herself hey. HaHa
@ppbdrinker
@ppbdrinker 2 жыл бұрын
How the truth can be insulting?
@crose7412
@crose7412 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not two aspirins on an ironing board" was a way a woman proudly described herself to me in contrast to a woman whose bosoms she was unimpressed by.
@Sharktankgaming
@Sharktankgaming 3 жыл бұрын
"Because you look like an ironing board covered in flesh." 😂😂😂 I don't think I've rewound a KZfaq video as much as this joke before. Damn Julie, you are fantastic! One question though, "Did you grow up with a bunch of brothers?"
@darkshadow2356
@darkshadow2356 3 жыл бұрын
"honestly, I dont have to. And it´s probably better if I dont, because I dont care." BEST QUOTE EVER LMAO! maybe mirror julie is indeed as wise as she says she is xD
@inventgineer
@inventgineer 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, I'll admit: while I enjoyed the whole sketch, that was definitely the part that earned a sudden snort of laughter from me (thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything at the time; also: man......I'm not sure there is a context one can use "snort" in without it sounding totally unattractive, lol).
@kalamatajane
@kalamatajane 3 жыл бұрын
"IT WAS PLATONIC INTERCOURSE!!!" I'm dead. The things we say when in denial! XD
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 жыл бұрын
In the old days we said FWB
@orangeinkius7257
@orangeinkius7257 3 жыл бұрын
Textbook oxymoron
@randomaccessfemale
@randomaccessfemale 2 жыл бұрын
​@@orangeinkius7257 Hey! That was uncalled for.
@jackdog06
@jackdog06 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know the details of your relationship. In fact it’s probably better if I don’t because... I don’t care.” Well if that isn’t the most relatable sentence.
@taurusteelpan
@taurusteelpan 3 жыл бұрын
Every woman needs a “drunk mirror friend” like this, cause she spittin’ some truth, here.
@freddytheplatypus826
@freddytheplatypus826 3 жыл бұрын
every woman is already their drunk mirror friend. trust me, we dont need more excuses for women's childish behaviour lol
@Lostmymind1
@Lostmymind1 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a dude, and I'd totally date drunk mirror lady. I kinda hope she isn't ALWAYS drunk, but.....ya know.......we all have flaws. Although, she's never going to be allowed to drive if that's the case.
@DHunter_47
@DHunter_47 3 жыл бұрын
John 3:16-21 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
@andrecato2261
@andrecato2261 3 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@AAron-gr3jk
@AAron-gr3jk 3 жыл бұрын
It's called xanax.
@timmilgram
@timmilgram 3 жыл бұрын
Love that the sponsored part was done in character 👌🏼😂
@AverageMfDoomEnjoyer
@AverageMfDoomEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
She did that last week as well
@jadonk-r4414
@jadonk-r4414 3 жыл бұрын
You should check out ryan george
@mushipoo
@mushipoo 3 жыл бұрын
Anna Akana has been doing that for years
@graydenday3760
@graydenday3760 3 жыл бұрын
Hello Fresh is pretty awesome too so I enjoyed the bit.
@graydenday3760
@graydenday3760 3 жыл бұрын
@@jadonk-r4414 oooohhhh Ryan George is TIGHT!
@hamhouke
@hamhouke Жыл бұрын
Can we all appreciate the strength of Leo’s long game?
@mccalljeff
@mccalljeff Жыл бұрын
Nothing on my long game. I have one going on for a year and a half now lol It is going to happen.
@oventi_
@oventi_ 11 ай бұрын
I don't think I have the patience for a long game. If people like each other, give it an honest try, not play games.
@kleva123456
@kleva123456 3 жыл бұрын
Guys and girls can be friends. However, 90+% of the time they're not real friends but one of them has hots for the other one
@TheOJDrinker
@TheOJDrinker 2 жыл бұрын
True... it's technically possible, doesn't mean it's remotely normal.
@kurushimee
@kurushimee 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOJDrinker it's totally normal ..just really unlikely let's be real here
@lorid3466
@lorid3466 2 жыл бұрын
Tbf this is not a hetero exclusive problem whatsoever. Do you have any idea how many gay confessions happen between "best friends"? The question isn't the gender, it's how clear the boundaries are. There's actually concrete signs to look for. Consistent late night calls? Hanging out only alone and almost never in groups?Clingy? Not happy about you finding a relationship? One rarely says no to the other? No matter how blind you are to the rest of these, theres one sign that's undeniable. If the "inside jokes" always stop happening whenever your partner is around THEY WANNA FUCK. (And if they keep happening and they don't care about your partners visible discomfort, they're unimaginably horny. They'd drain all the great lakes with sheer thirst) Either set firmer boundaries or have a threesome.
@Octoberfurst
@Octoberfurst Жыл бұрын
You are right. I have been "just friends" with women but deep down I really wanted to bang them. Mind you, 90% of the time that never happened but I hoped for it.
@kallemetsahalme5701
@kallemetsahalme5701 Жыл бұрын
not really. as soon as either one finds a mate it will be jealousy or at least less time together and the thing is dead. so they can be friends only if they both accept this is just a temporary phase, or they are both oblivious to the fact one will find a mate and then friendship is over or at best it will be see once a year thing
@shrunkenmonkey5
@shrunkenmonkey5 3 жыл бұрын
The mirror is my mom: “So they’re of the opposite sex and straight? I’ll book the wedding venue”
@SS-nx2xx
@SS-nx2xx 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, check your mom's DNA. I bet she's at least 30% Indian.
@brodypenn
@brodypenn 3 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what it’s like when you’re gay and your same sex friend is gay. 😳
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 3 жыл бұрын
@@SS-nx2xx Or 30% Jewish.
@shyneray250
@shyneray250 3 жыл бұрын
@@brodypenn 😂
@markuhler2664
@markuhler2664 3 жыл бұрын
@@brodypenn guilty of doing this with my son & his boyfriend.
@akshatjajoo
@akshatjajoo 3 жыл бұрын
"This is gonna end poorly" Truer words have never been spoken 😂
@haroldhenderson2824
@haroldhenderson2824 3 жыл бұрын
That would have been funny! Maybe a hookup with the guy that watches Julie's apartment when Julie is away.
@honeychilerider
@honeychilerider 2 жыл бұрын
I have only recently discovered Julie and, honestly, she can't make enough videos for me. This woman is too funny.
@kimroberts7006
@kimroberts7006 3 жыл бұрын
All of this, but especially the ad at the end was EVERYTHING! Julie is incredible.
@VictorKDurand
@VictorKDurand 3 жыл бұрын
"it was platonic intercourse" - J.Nolke 2020
@thejandjchannel5016
@thejandjchannel5016 3 жыл бұрын
Isnt that sex during marriage? Platonic?...curious:)
@wentworthmiller1890
@wentworthmiller1890 3 жыл бұрын
@@thejandjchannel5016 Yep. Followed by platonic kids! ;)
@thejandjchannel5016
@thejandjchannel5016 3 жыл бұрын
@@wentworthmiller1890 nice
@joshuamoore8560
@joshuamoore8560 3 жыл бұрын
I guess my relationship with Mirror Joshua is much simpler: "Mirror mirror on the wall, it's yoga time." "Nope, we're eating corn dogs today." "Okay."
@kburtsev
@kburtsev 3 жыл бұрын
:D Quite familiar
@bookraccoon
@bookraccoon 3 жыл бұрын
Here's mine: Regular Liv: "Mirror mirror on the wall, it's yoga time." Mirror Liv: "Shut up, do it alone." Regular Liv: "Fine, I will!" Mirror Liv: "Hah! No, you won't." Regular Liv: "No, no, I won't."
@roseover340
@roseover340 3 жыл бұрын
Oliwia Wos wait is your middle name rose?!
@LindonSlaght
@LindonSlaght 3 жыл бұрын
My experience with the mirror: Mirror mirror on the wall it’s time for yoga. Mirror Jonas: Since when did you do yoga?
@VC-nk3oz
@VC-nk3oz 3 жыл бұрын
@@LindonSlaght same tbh haha
@markosgraveyard
@markosgraveyard 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she advertises the food company with the drunk personality, fucking brilliant 🤣😂🤣
@davidedwards1705
@davidedwards1705 2 жыл бұрын
I love Mirror Julie she is so real with her comments. All your skits are Triple Grade A. High Quality content. Congratulations on 1 Million Subs. You rule lady.
@chaitanyanimmagadda8799
@chaitanyanimmagadda8799 3 жыл бұрын
As a man that went to see legally blonde the musical with a friend, I can confirm, you cannot go see it platonically. I'm still trying to get my ticket refunded.
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
hehehe
@Korrihor
@Korrihor 3 жыл бұрын
As a man who did go see Legally Blonde the musical platonically, I kinda hope my friend doesn't see this or I'll never hear the end of it.
@tychoderkommentator2989
@tychoderkommentator2989 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'd marry every person who would go to see Legally Blonde with me anyway.
@36moshpit7
@36moshpit7 3 жыл бұрын
Was this a 'SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS' thing, or were you just really disappointed? Exactly what manner of L did you take here? I went with a friend to see it the other day, but I was a little distracted, and missed most of it. Really want to see it again, though. Cheers, - Geo
@Sheriff_K
@Sheriff_K 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I’d watch Legally Blonde, that movie is great, but a musical?? 😒
@neoshenlong
@neoshenlong 3 жыл бұрын
I know this is just a sketch but I'm already invested in the relationship with Leo
@bayernaa5985
@bayernaa5985 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr
@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr 3 жыл бұрын
@Jennifer Taylor We demand to know how poorly
@suhaneegupta814
@suhaneegupta814 3 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr Yes, yes we do! (cause we are isolated while the whole world burns down and have nothing better to do)
@itsasecret2298
@itsasecret2298 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaaand it's over.
@pvic6959
@pvic6959 2 жыл бұрын
this hurts because a dude named leo "stole" this girl i liked. she started spending more time with him until she just cut me off lmao. its been over 2 years and i havent heard from her ata ll
@JosephLachh
@JosephLachh 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror: "Why don't you date Leo." Also Mirror: "This is gonna end poorly, so you're gonna need me anyway"
@wjb9488
@wjb9488 3 жыл бұрын
I think we all need a drunk covid doppelganger to help keep us sane! This was fantastic - you rock - keep em' coming!
@bedtimestories2027
@bedtimestories2027 3 жыл бұрын
Julie should totally invite all her characters to a Covid style Christmas party INCLUDING Mirror Julie
@rosewalder8887
@rosewalder8887 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!
@edwardgonzales1115
@edwardgonzales1115 3 жыл бұрын
This
@quevampstamp8507
@quevampstamp8507 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AutumnOnFire
@AutumnOnFire 3 жыл бұрын
It should be a bit about why Mirror Julie wasn't invited
@SkirtyGirl
@SkirtyGirl 3 жыл бұрын
yes. Christmas diner with everyone. Must include mirror Julie say a toast.
@choicedecision
@choicedecision 3 жыл бұрын
“Cuddling as usual” oh jeez Leo played the looong game there
@bruceklein9917
@bruceklein9917 3 жыл бұрын
He became her girlfriend
@benedyctechessex2662
@benedyctechessex2662 3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said! :-D
@nativenomadtravel
@nativenomadtravel 2 жыл бұрын
I love your work so much!!! Thanks for all the laughs, I need them ❤🥂
@MrJimmyWiles
@MrJimmyWiles 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you stayed in character for the ad. YES!!!!!
@CreativeCalmASMR
@CreativeCalmASMR 3 жыл бұрын
An ironing board covered in flesh ☠️
@cowboy41231
@cowboy41231 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mmceorange
@mmceorange 3 жыл бұрын
Also lmao
@stonerbland7621
@stonerbland7621 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao (3)
@tanyakarazan8094
@tanyakarazan8094 3 жыл бұрын
Dying 🤣🤣🤣
@cristonsloan
@cristonsloan 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao (four the win)
@tanyakarazan8094
@tanyakarazan8094 3 жыл бұрын
“This is gonna end poorly so I’ll be back”🤣🤣🤣 this women is a hero
@keithhinchcliffe5629
@keithhinchcliffe5629 3 жыл бұрын
"... so yer gonna need me anyway" The self-deprecation is hilarious! ))
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 2 жыл бұрын
*woman (singular) women = plural It's like "man" vs "men," but with wo- added on the front.
@darkgengar9410
@darkgengar9410 2 жыл бұрын
First couple to move in together First couple to get married First couple to have a baby First couple to get divorced
@tomriley5790
@tomriley5790 2 жыл бұрын
Julie is so good, can't believe she does these to separate cameras and isn't actually reacting to herself - she does it so well! The script is fantastic - "Ironing board covered in flesh" Ouch savage!
@BilboLondon
@BilboLondon 3 жыл бұрын
"I'mma forward you my invoice" - I have been unknowingly needing an expression like this my whole life :)
@ScytheCurie
@ScytheCurie 3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how she's so good at giving each character their own unique personality. It seriously felt like I was looking at two separate people throughout this sketch, not one person trying to play two people. She's soooo talented.
@Goodgu3963
@Goodgu3963 3 жыл бұрын
Like I know its only one person, but every time I still study their faces trying to make absolutely sure they aren't just twins or something....
@newthrash1221
@newthrash1221 3 жыл бұрын
Right? Almost like she’s acting. Shocker.
@ChallHatt
@ChallHatt 3 жыл бұрын
Go look for bhuvan bam you'll be more yyhan amazed
@christopherpoet458
@christopherpoet458 3 жыл бұрын
@@newthrash1221 Best response. !00 likes if I could.
@mopnem
@mopnem 3 жыл бұрын
c.w. is likely a platonic friend
@b33thr33kay
@b33thr33kay 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, this was really funny. Great job. "Platonic intercourse" OMG 😂
@haroldhenderson2824
@haroldhenderson2824 3 жыл бұрын
In the last 35 years, I have NEVER had "platonic intercourse". Anonymous, angry, transcendent, hurried, lazy and scary (risky), but NEVER platonic. Put some feeling into it or don't do it at all!
@NoBudjetFilms
@NoBudjetFilms 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever a KZfaqr can tie their sponsor into the character(s) of their video, GENIUS! Actually makes me watch the ad instead of skipping it.
@jeelly5659
@jeelly5659 3 жыл бұрын
See that space between boy and friend? That’s called the friend zone Respect the friend zone
@thefire4613
@thefire4613 3 жыл бұрын
“Cuddling as usual” and “platonic intercourse” are phrases I need to hear more often
@brucetucker4847
@brucetucker4847 3 жыл бұрын
They are phrases I have heard way too often in the past.
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 Жыл бұрын
"Platonic intercourse" has got to be the biggest cope I've ever heard lol
@alecrichards8574
@alecrichards8574 3 жыл бұрын
Julie - "You.... don't know the details of our relationship." Mirror - "Honestly, I don't have to. And it's probably better if i don't, because, um.... idontcare." i'm totally gonna use that
@darahdoyle3176
@darahdoyle3176 2 жыл бұрын
Hehe, I found this actually very funny. I think the content, the narrative, has been done a million times before, but the delivery was excellent. I loved the notion of the girl having the 'shoulder demon' type deal who's role is to accompany her through life and shit on her every decision. This could be a real series! Subscribed for now!
@garmisra7841
@garmisra7841 2 жыл бұрын
You and Ryan are SOOO good at the double-acting it's spectacular!
@georgecaplin9075
@georgecaplin9075 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Hello Fresh are ever gonna top that ad.
@maijin007
@maijin007 3 жыл бұрын
"man, this shit tastes even better when you're drunk!"
@YesTheory
@YesTheory 3 жыл бұрын
Freaking love the creativity in these 👏
@8985402
@8985402 3 жыл бұрын
Simp
@kenadams9024
@kenadams9024 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
@richieforthewin1422
@richieforthewin1422 3 жыл бұрын
I bought your merch, 10/10.
@kenadams9024
@kenadams9024 3 жыл бұрын
@@richieforthewin1422 is it good? I thought of purchasing it but it was wayy too costly
@krateproductions4872
@krateproductions4872 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, Came here to steal the likes of this comment when this comment blows up.
@jaymatt6725
@jaymatt6725 Жыл бұрын
This is too funny and original. I love the mirror Julie🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for this!
@perryh.5306
@perryh.5306 Жыл бұрын
Both looked incredibly cute in this skit! 😍
@therealcyberius
@therealcyberius 3 жыл бұрын
"It was platonic intercourse" HAHAHAHA!
@fprintf
@fprintf 3 жыл бұрын
Friends with benefits is definitely a thing (that happens to people other than me).
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 3 жыл бұрын
@@fprintf It's a very tricky thing... I tried it once and almost lost a very good friend over it, so I haven't done it since. Some people can handle it without drama, but it's definitely complicated.
@ligeialovelace
@ligeialovelace 3 жыл бұрын
@@fprintf Yes but the literal definition of platonic means they don't have sex. "intimate and affectionate but not sexual"
@esquilax5563
@esquilax5563 3 жыл бұрын
@@ligeialovelace maybe she meant it was the Platonic ideal of intercourse, perfect in every way :)
@megdoe6482
@megdoe6482 3 жыл бұрын
“You like something a lil more toxic and degrading” ...mood
@kittyunderwood8918
@kittyunderwood8918 3 жыл бұрын
I felt so attacked at that part
@KwanFung
@KwanFung 3 жыл бұрын
all the dislikes were from the people who were called out by that
@amazonitet6990
@amazonitet6990 3 жыл бұрын
damn i feels like she knows us well
@samuelluria4744
@samuelluria4744 Жыл бұрын
But the burping on the heels of that line really sealed it...🤣
@linuxdragon57
@linuxdragon57 5 ай бұрын
While drinking something toxic and degrading. The symbolism is great.
@zacmclaughlin3384
@zacmclaughlin3384 3 жыл бұрын
This girl is such a genius. Mirror Julie is absolute gold!
@ronald5728
@ronald5728 Жыл бұрын
Great skit. Love the self deprecating humor.
@TricksFisch123
@TricksFisch123 3 жыл бұрын
"Guys and Girls can be friends" "no they can't" Bisexual people: 😳
@v.h.w.2580
@v.h.w.2580 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@AntrozLPs
@AntrozLPs 3 жыл бұрын
It's fine we just don't have friends.
@Merlincat007
@Merlincat007 3 жыл бұрын
@@MP-ut6eb It implies that if people who could be attracted to one another can't be friends, then Bisexual people can't have friends at all haha
@A-VirajGaidhani
@A-VirajGaidhani 3 жыл бұрын
Well, if it's a guy whose a bisexual, then I guess he can have a straight guy friend coz even if the bisexual guy is attracted to the straight guy then he'll probably have to get over it coz nothing's probably gonna happen so...
@KemalPiro
@KemalPiro 3 жыл бұрын
Does it mean that asexual people are everyone's friends?
@summer-jl3pg
@summer-jl3pg 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who's counting days till she reaches 1 million subs? She deserves it
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
😘😘😘
@pev7869
@pev7869 3 жыл бұрын
She deserves 10M subs. ​ Top notch quality content, and had a good laugh....@Julie Nolke
@samhainetalon
@samhainetalon 3 жыл бұрын
just realized I wasn't subbed
@louissivo9660
@louissivo9660 3 жыл бұрын
Netflix should give her a sketch comedy series. She's amazing!
@Talia.777
@Talia.777 3 жыл бұрын
@@samhainetalon 😆😆😆
@raymondfrato367
@raymondfrato367 Жыл бұрын
You crack me up with all your posts, funny on the surface but truthfully deep in substance
@AnonW
@AnonW 3 жыл бұрын
Julie's Mirror Image: "You're already so mascular looking that you're off putting". Literally has twigs for arms.
@anggrimunki
@anggrimunki 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror Julie is such a mess. She single? Asking for a (mirror)friend
@Sheriff_K
@Sheriff_K 3 жыл бұрын
anggrimunki Ionno, I think I prefer Mirror Julie.. 🙄🙊
@SkarletKelly
@SkarletKelly 3 жыл бұрын
Look at mirror Julie hydrating with a wine glass full of water. Such a good role model to all👏
@TheYakusoku
@TheYakusoku 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Mirror Julie is enjoying a nice wine glass of vodka.
@MahlenMorris
@MahlenMorris 3 жыл бұрын
I read that as White Claw? Seemed bubbly at first? But I, uh, have never seen it, sooooo...
@jesscomishen1749
@jesscomishen1749 3 жыл бұрын
She is drinking alcoholic seltzer. Smirnoff by the looks of it.
@laureenshipley7931
@laureenshipley7931 3 жыл бұрын
Hahhha...I was wondering if I was the only one to notice .......then I thought ...Vodka ? 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😎
@charliesmith5189
@charliesmith5189 Жыл бұрын
Even the infomercial is hilarious! Love your videos!
@simon-peterwilliamson2412
@simon-peterwilliamson2412 3 жыл бұрын
"No they can't" preach it sis. I'll admit it any day
@garontime2033
@garontime2033 3 жыл бұрын
An ironing board covered in flesh 😂😂 Jesus. Love these. Happy Thursday!
@ScytheNoire
@ScytheNoire 3 жыл бұрын
"Ironing board covered in flesh" Mirror-universe Julie is mean.
@noiseartcollective7773
@noiseartcollective7773 3 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh though
@KienTran
@KienTran 3 жыл бұрын
Savage!
@beliasphyre3497
@beliasphyre3497 3 жыл бұрын
* Looks up from ironing my new leather suit. *
@smashmaniac2008
@smashmaniac2008 3 жыл бұрын
BUT NOT INACCURATE!
@haroldhenderson2824
@haroldhenderson2824 3 жыл бұрын
As a guy, we all like different shapes at different times. When younger, I liked curves (lots of curves). Now, all the women my age are curvy, but I want slender. wtf happened?
@boredom2go
@boredom2go 3 жыл бұрын
Girl: It's platonic. 3.8 billion years of evolution: Nope.
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver 3 жыл бұрын
Well, sex turned up about 2 billion years ago, but even Carl Sagan would say "he wanssa banggg uuuuuu"
@doug8718
@doug8718 4 ай бұрын
Ok, you done left preachin and gone to meddlin'!! These sketches are both hilarious and seriously deep. You are great!
@crows2808
@crows2808 3 жыл бұрын
"It was platonic intercourse" is the sentence of the year.
@user-ud9xc1hr3g
@user-ud9xc1hr3g 3 жыл бұрын
"You're already so masculine looking, it's kinda off-putting." I felt this on a spiritual level.
@jeric_synergy8581
@jeric_synergy8581 3 жыл бұрын
No person with taste would ever think that.
@TheTexican05
@TheTexican05 4 ай бұрын
You just earned another subscriber. This sketch was pure 🔥 👏 Love how you let drunk Julie do the HF promo at the end. 🍻
@benevolentconcepts
@benevolentconcepts 2 жыл бұрын
My mind cannot fathom the extent of your talent, Ms. Julie Nolke Legend in the Making!! 💖💖💖💖💖
@brendamertes9472
@brendamertes9472 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh I forgot, you like something a little more toxic" - relatable lol
@batuhan_a_kocak
@batuhan_a_kocak 3 жыл бұрын
Is it still not canon that Mirror Julie is Post-2020 Julie and went into the mirror dimension to escape this world after giving up on life? Edit: i.e. the ultimate "Explaining to my past self" Julie
@Mawds69
@Mawds69 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror Julie is the first Julie to travel back in time. But Julie did it drunk and got stuck in the mirror due to timey whimey stuff and idiotic decisions. Attempting time travel whilst drunk is not recommended. She is the only one that exists in that mirror universe so remains drunk because of the loneliness. The other videos we have seen about future Julie talking about the pandemic are future attempts that have been successful.
@batuhan_a_kocak
@batuhan_a_kocak 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mawds69 but if the first time travel attempt were to be unsuccessful, there wouldn't be any Julie in the future to go back in time. From a timey-wimey standpoint, Mirror Julie has to be the last Julie to time travel.
@IndigoIndustrial
@IndigoIndustrial 3 жыл бұрын
Batuhan Ayberk KOÇAK She could be unsuccessful at that time we see her in the mirror but then escape at a later time (in mirror time, which differs from our time). Having successfully escaped she could re-enter and again be trapped with her past trapped self - who she helps escape and creating a wine-soaked paradox. It's Tenet multiplied by Inception to the power of Primer.
@slackstation
@slackstation 3 жыл бұрын
This is officially a thread about the Mirror Julie Cinematic Universe or MJCU for short.
@green2red
@green2red 3 жыл бұрын
What, WHAT? WHY in 2020 are we even still debating this....of COURSE it's canon! Everyone knows that. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😄
@huston126
@huston126 Жыл бұрын
"Ironing board with flesh"..... good stuff, very creative & entertaining
@louliskoukledes8444
@louliskoukledes8444 3 жыл бұрын
Accidentally saw a video! Now i cant stop watching!!! You re amazing!!
@kierangrossman1814
@kierangrossman1814 3 жыл бұрын
I do not blame Mirror Julie for being drunk today, especially with election stress lol
@wrenx8413
@wrenx8413 3 жыл бұрын
oml ikr! well in America anyway. tons of other countries just be chillin watching us tear ourselves apart. XD
@timmerk7363
@timmerk7363 3 жыл бұрын
@@wrenx8413 I thought Julie was Canadian?
@IceMetalPunk
@IceMetalPunk 3 жыл бұрын
@@timmerk7363 She is. Hence the reference to Halifax in this very video.
@SimonBuchanNz
@SimonBuchanNz 3 жыл бұрын
@@wrenx8413 you have the nukes. There is no chill!
@wrenx8413
@wrenx8413 3 жыл бұрын
@John Volken True, very true. It's good to not be so U.S. centric, thanks.
@michaelc7723
@michaelc7723 3 жыл бұрын
"You don't know the details of our relationship." "Honestly, I don't have to, because, It's better if I don't because, um, I don't care" A reply of possibly infinite value. I LOVE the drunk mirror Julie endorsement of "Hello Fresh!"
@Ali1986Koksal
@Ali1986Koksal 2 жыл бұрын
2:18 "Noooooooo he wants ta bangggg you!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@augustmosco
@augustmosco 2 жыл бұрын
This was great Julie. Very, very original.
@joshuahobson5900
@joshuahobson5900 3 жыл бұрын
She really makes me think they’re 2 people in the video!!!!
@julienolke
@julienolke 3 жыл бұрын
biggest compliment
@Marialeecha
@Marialeecha 3 жыл бұрын
I agree 100% ! super high quality, perfect comedic timing 🙌🏿
@Wiley_Coyote
@Wiley_Coyote 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't they?
@lkf8799
@lkf8799 3 жыл бұрын
Skillz! 🏆
@rohanimations
@rohanimations 3 жыл бұрын
If mirror Julie wasn’t stuck in a mirror, she would be the most respected philosopher of our and all time
@cinqueqwerty
@cinqueqwerty 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously? I mean, I love mirror Julie, but she was just stated the obvious. Julie was in a deep denial, everybody with life experience could see that
@rohanimations
@rohanimations 3 жыл бұрын
@@cinqueqwerty 😂 i was actually just making a reference to a Jaden Smith tweet bahahahah
@cinqueqwerty
@cinqueqwerty 3 жыл бұрын
@@rohanimations 🤣🤣🤣 sorry, I’m staying away from Twitter
@rohanimations
@rohanimations 3 жыл бұрын
@@cinqueqwerty hahaha no you’re totally good! Just wanted to explain 😁😂 have a nice day:))
@ROHITSINGH-kw1oo
@ROHITSINGH-kw1oo 3 жыл бұрын
No you're both right, I'm the one at fault.
@chris_richards
@chris_richards 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing video... But that was the first video sponsor message I haven't skipped because it was equally hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
@only1sn1not1taken
@only1sn1not1taken 3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that you actually get drunk when you record the mirror section of these.
@wecsam
@wecsam 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's from Canada and was just being polite.
@carlsong6438
@carlsong6438 3 жыл бұрын
Real ones will get it
@user-by8pu5bx1x
@user-by8pu5bx1x 3 жыл бұрын
This is Gold
@strawberryme08
@strawberryme08 3 жыл бұрын
ROFL 🇨🇦
@hessijames5446
@hessijames5446 3 жыл бұрын
Just Casual intercourse
@nxpy6684
@nxpy6684 3 жыл бұрын
Casual
@danielmcgown8740
@danielmcgown8740 3 жыл бұрын
It is true that no man platonically goes to see Legally Blonde: The Musical.
@douglasrau5094
@douglasrau5094 3 жыл бұрын
Well.....maybe no man who wants to sleep with women.
@burger_kinghorn
@burger_kinghorn 3 жыл бұрын
Could be a simp
@slantedframes2334
@slantedframes2334 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there are some men out there who like Legally Blonde: The Musical
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 3 жыл бұрын
@@slantedframes2334 Yeah, and they like other men.
@slantedframes2334
@slantedframes2334 3 жыл бұрын
@@matrixphijr Yep, whatever you say
@stevebuckner2930
@stevebuckner2930 3 жыл бұрын
"You look like an ironing board covered in flesh" KILLED me. What a rare insult.
@JoeCastellon
@JoeCastellon 3 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a sponsored sketch 🤣 Hello Fresh should pay you 100 times their usual budget 😂
@andrewwoods9659
@andrewwoods9659 3 жыл бұрын
I thought she said the sponsor was HellaFresh, which is honestly a better brand name.
@wouttengrootenhuysen5137
@wouttengrootenhuysen5137 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@dan271291
@dan271291 3 жыл бұрын
Watching youtubers talking to themselves in sketches is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@alexandermarquardt597
@alexandermarquardt597 Жыл бұрын
Wow-wow-wow
@goodolfashion
@goodolfashion Жыл бұрын
Hey there hello!
@lavendersky5903
@lavendersky5903 Жыл бұрын
​@@alexandermarquardt597 wow
@rockfordsolids5353
@rockfordsolids5353 3 жыл бұрын
This woman's mind is just fantastic :) thank you so much for sharing the talent.
@jonnybgoode007
@jonnybgoode007 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for these. I really need to laugh in these troubled times. :) 😀 Only the Best for You, Julie.
@tfmlang
@tfmlang 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror Julie's ads are a strong competitor against Internet Historian. Gonna take some training to take down the champ but the potential is definitely there.
@Donnah1979
@Donnah1979 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, Mirror julie could like, do "Drunk history"...
@_Hajar_
@_Hajar_ 3 жыл бұрын
Internet Historian wishes
@vincenttavani6380
@vincenttavani6380 3 жыл бұрын
Jay Foreman is the undisputed master of ad skits
@fredlaroche6969
@fredlaroche6969 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror Julie doing the sponsor bit was genuinely one of the best part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@CraigMCox
@CraigMCox 3 жыл бұрын
“It was guud.”
@dbibbyma
@dbibbyma Жыл бұрын
Bravo! Brilliant! Love it. So funny. And I like the slurring too.
@JayED251
@JayED251 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, this is so addictive. I watched one, because it came up on my youtube start page and 50 minutes later I find myself watching the tenth in a row.
@MrBeachMadness
@MrBeachMadness 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to see Mirror Julie and Mirror Leo talk to the “happy” couple.
@mt22201
@mt22201 3 жыл бұрын
Julie should be careful. I wouldn’t be surprised if Mirror Julie tried to steal Leo from Julie.
@paulenan9636
@paulenan9636 3 жыл бұрын
Mirror Julie: "This is going to end soooooo poorly" Mirror Leo: "Bro, she is talking to a mirror. Never stick your dick in crazy" Leo: "I am talking to you right now" Mirror Leo: "Thaaaats different"
@TheOddSusie
@TheOddSusie 3 жыл бұрын
I love the drunk character, Julie plays it so convincingly well haha
@harshitpatni9483
@harshitpatni9483 3 жыл бұрын
Drunk? Again? 😂😂 Her accent is just so funny when drunk🤣🤣
@kalohaggard1729
@kalohaggard1729 2 жыл бұрын
This was pretty brilliant. Funny, honest, and insightful.
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