Oh thanks!

Can't beat this clip 🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious. Father Ted acting like a China Man, then some Chinese people appear.

@@bettyottman1718 I hear you're a globalist now Father!

Remember your show Whose Line Is It Anyway

I don't blame him. Farming takes up most of your time. Devoting yourself to being a full time racist means you won't get work done

@@kentinson1670 Agreed, it's too much effort to be a racist nowadays. You've got to remember a bunch of slurs, go out of your way to demean them, honestly it seems exhausting.

Don't worry son. Our existing is plenty racist.

@@bronsonvann2662 And now there's all these dogwhistles you're supposed to pickup on, too! Honestly, I could never be a racist- I don't have that kind of motivation.

@@fandomcringebucket Racism, in reality, is a weapon and an instinct. It is not learned or unlearned. Consequently, those who aren't are effectively disarmed and in conflict with their own nature. What's important is not any issues of race, sex or property, but rather the lack of knowledge of the self-defence principle and how it applies to each...those who have not are at the mercy of those who have. For some, the only language they understand is the universal one and the only law they live by is the law of the jungle. So be it. When confronted with the like, one must cease his futile attempt to communicate "the law" or his personal code of ethics. If you have the motivation to preach "don't steal", then I would hope you also have the courage to not be stolen from. And if you are concerned about a poor man, then don't give him a fish out of charity, but instead teach him to fish. Better yet, tell him to go and craft a fishing net and teach himself and those he wants to help. Then he and they will be fed for a lifetime, rather than a day. It is a cruelty to reward dependency as a way of signalling one's supposed virtue.

There are no Irish racists 😂

@@PotterPossum1989 There are probably a few. Even the Nordic countries have racists.

@silver Why do you hate Irish people?

@@AfferbeckBeats wait wait wait...is they an irish that is racist or is they someone who is racist to the irish? This could be very important later. Oh hows mary by the way?

@Noctis Gaming Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol.

Like supporting Liverpool or Celtic.

So good

i mean, to the british it really was a competition

It isn’t the Greeks, it’s the Chinese he’s after 🤣🤣🤣

@@beebs4283 you do realise that they're not British?

What's the official line the church is taking?

​@@SSJfrazpractice racism moderately. Racism is a gift from God, but over-indulgence is sinfull.

@@winzyl9546Eh?

@@ella9693 The formula of the sentence winzy used is a very common response that the church uses when advising people on a variety of issues. Replace "racism" with "food" or "alcohol" and you would have a standard piece of church advise.

glorious

😂😂😂

Lol

And...he was not that surprised that it did show up that sudden: "So is there Chinatown in Graggy island now?" In the island like that...if there is 2 Chinese families leaving close to each other...righty, that is CLEARLY a Chinatown!

‘This tiny Irish island’

@@rowan_Bush whats wrong with that?

A friend of mine who is Chinese did not like this episode

@@seriascannain6675 A friend of mine who is Chinese loves this episode.

@@showmemoviesnow Different people react in various ways!

Im chinese-japanese and I find it funny 😄 😝

@@bryanregan714 a different sense of Yuma XD you cheeky devil

Sam Smith 🤣🤣🤣

I didnt even notice how much she aggressively slides around in the mud its brilliant

True but the way she switches to cosy normality like On/Off switch is what gets me! Sadly, the racists we're minting now have no OFF switch.

​@@mjw12345 Nor do the people who manage to bring current events and/or political opinions into every conversation

i wonder how people find this funny when its true that foreigners rape and steal all the time in White lands. The rest of the world is racist, but liberals pretend otherwise. To your detriment

Brilliant! I missed that!

Billy Connolly says any man left alone in a room with a tea cosy and doesn’t try it on is not to be trusted!!!!

@@Anne-ku3lj They literally lampshaded it.

0:21 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

it was the "How'd you get interested in dat type of thing?" that sent me 😂

@@steelo_g For me it was "Whats the official line the church is taking on this? Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup o' tea"

@@deadlee0b1 My mom absolutely LOVES that part

Also he asks it like a legit question. Like "I hear your doing driving lessons now" 😂 truly a beautiful delivery.

silly innit?---but BUGGERY, now your talkin Father.

It never gets old

I just can’t stop laughing if people don’t want to watch then don’t leave the ones who want to watch it I’ve got the box set love it we. Need a good laugh at this time 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

favourite bit of a great skit

lol

Ay, used to be you could finish up your chores by dusk and walk down to the pub to complain with the rest of the townsfolk about taxes the Muslim levied on Christians. Nowadays with all this machinery and industrial farming you’re not done with your chores until almost midnight.

We truly live in a society

He's no doubt getting his reward for his hard work from his Missus just behind that wall 😅

@@matthew8153couple of typos ruined this fantastic bit.

@@ChadKakashi What typos?

She wasn’t even a cast member. She’s just a local who accidentally wandered onto the set.

Them feckin' Greeks!

@@cartertheunstoppablefaxmac902 Actually, she is Anna Callanan, a very talented and well-respected actor here in Ireland

+BARRY Ryan Yes love his accent and the way he talks like it's some unusual hobby 'how'd you get interested in that type of thing'. Did you know this fella is actually in two episodes but because of the make up most people don't know he plays Alan the judge of the sheep.

+Scott Buckley haha really? the things you know, eh? He's generally interested in what gets you into the ol racism

BARRY Ryan and the CELEBRATION OF SHEEP

Most racists have to much time on their hands, just look at Britain First. If they were just to get jobs they probably wouldn't be racists

+oscar strokosz if they had a farm to take up most of their time & just liked a cup of tea of an evening, they wouldn't be so racist

Old people in a nutshell XD

Yes, you should

Well most evangelicals voted for Trump so they must be for racism.

Boogie Spadina What more can i expect from someone with a playlist called “Kekistani war songs”

@@williamorwell The Bible calls for all Christians to love one another regards of race. (Although I know a lot of people do not live up to this teaching).

It’s funny under the myth. But, scholars like Adonis Georgiades have shown Ancient Greece is no different than current day treatment of that sort of thing.

@@soundyourhooter1523 Yeah, even for the Ancient Greeks, they only really approved of certain specific types of homosexual relationships (such as pederasty, which involved an older man and a younger lover, sometimes even into their teens, and their relationship tended to be half-lovers, half-mentor/student. Today, we'd probably recognize it as grooming or another kind of predatory sexual relationship). Gay relationships between men of equal age and status such as we see today still tended to be frowned upon. One famous example was the Sacred Band of Thebes, a fearsome group of warriors who consisted entirely of gay couples. They were reviled for their behaviour even as they were admired for their martial prowess, so they occupied quite a unique role in the gossip of the age.

Immediately after "They're taking our women" Brilliant

@@soundyourhooter1523Well it’s funny because of how wrong and terrible her statement is XD

Oooh, I thought she said "Guinness" at first.

Totally agreed!! Especially when you have NEVER seen a Chinese person on the Island right up until this moment!

@@reoreborn1209 pls what's the name of this series

@@blackhokage1744 The Paul Honey Show

@@blackhokage1744 the Big Bang theory

@@blackhokage1744 Father Ted.

Should we all be racist now what the official line the church is taken on it LMFAO.

"It's not the greeks it's the Chinese he's after!", that's the moment that got me,

It made me cringe in absolute annoyance

I suprised she didn't do herself a mischief! Absolute classic. Love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

Not crazy, just rustic

That's what the good Germans were.

It's also a dig at the Catholic church because even though the farmer isn't a racist, he'll dedicate time to it if the church tells him to.

@@MsMaryPatricia "Just how much of a homofobe I need to be, father?"

@@M-CH_ "Whatever we tell you".

@@M-CH_ my exact thoughts

I think the pacing of the actual episode is what makes a joke like this a lot better.

I like it better cut like this, it is hilarious to think that the whole town is already talking about it by the time he gets out the door lol.

Haha i only ever saw this clip. To me the idea that the town is so small that news/rumours get around to everyone within a couple of minutes is what helps make it hilarious.

like ireland so lol

@@legin3753 Dublin has a China town, So that's not Racist.

@HayilAl-Qadhaafi-ws9of 4 weeks ago Father Ted has successfully converted everyone to racism. What a guy,. ..... Well , i do try , but i only have every third Wednesday afternoon to be a racist, and only then if its not snowing . But i like to show willing . Best Wishes , from the Antartic Station .

Without even trying as well!

They don’t have the time for that

As a Uyghur, so do I.

As an Englishman, I find this bloody hilarious.

Correction: fecking

Congratulations

The impression or the consequences?

It was funny, and I noticed, but I shan't comment.

Oh dammit!

You just made the scene better

I didn't make that connection. Thanks for the illumination.

It gets even better when you consider the trope of lampshade hanging: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LampshadeHanging

Absolutely brilliant never gets old 😂😂

That would be an ecumenical matter

“I don’t care as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness.”

“They invented gayness” that had me dead

As somebody who actually looked like Fr Ted (I was offered £200 just to appear for 30 mins with other look-alikes in 1998) all I can say is that we are un-related, but I could have passed for him. Sadly missed, a comic genius and the script could only be described as sublime. Pax vobiscum (I was taught that in Priest school), now feic off and don't try to sell me any of your very dark socks!

agreed! lol

What does it mean

Yeah

I don’t get it, what does it set up??

@@theinventiveidiot hitler

Better than casual racism. Filthy casuals.

@@luizmarinho6138 casual racism is ruining racism for real racist. Now each time you say "I am a racist" everyone is like "yeah me to!" meantime what did they actually do? Smirked at a black guy or passed an asian for a promotion. And here you are standing with your burning cross in a pristine white robe you inherited from your father being compared to people like that. Disrespect!

@@jakubmike5657 Yeah, I mean, what, you told a Black Lives Matter protester that All Lives Matter? Amateur. The real racists are the ones out there, doing the real stuff. Like genocide.

@@klop4228 Thank you! I hate this online activism, this entire "e-activism thing is just pointless ways of time. Yeah let's pretend that giving a like on a site or signing some stupid online petition changes anything. It does nothing but gives you a fall sense of accomplishment. Want to change the world for the better? Well sorry but you have to put your back into it, go out on the street and start doing the work!

@@jakubmike5657 And the immigrants have no overhead, so they can do the racism at half the cost. Bloody foreigners.

Right after "they take our women."

You mean Greco Roman wrestling, because yeah.

@sycuro ive heard as long as you aren't using it to pin them it's fair game.

@@davidwuhrer6704 She is gay.

@@petergibson2318 So she is not after the Greeks in general, just after Lesbians? Then what is she complaining about?

I thought she said guinness

The jobs part not true?

@@vengaboydk I wouldn't know, I'm not from Ireland

then she tears into the French

Well, have you heard the jokes- "Why did the young Greek lad leave home?- He didn't like the way he was being reared." and "Why did he come back? He didn't want to leave his friend's behind." (all in the punctuation on that last one)

We all know who he's hinting at there... 🙄😂 😎👍☘️🍺

What's the churches position on that?😇

@Brian T yes the protestants

@@tristanband4003 I think you will find it is the Irish catholic priests who have the track record for gayness.

@@stephenle-surf9893 Doggie, I heard.

She secretly wants to have sex with a Gay Greek......why else did she put her shopping bags between her legs when talking about Gay Greeks. ?

Yeah, but she might be out too late doing her racist rounds and have to skip tea!

I think it’s the gay thing she has a problem with and not the ethnicity. The sexually immoral will not inherit the Kingdom of God. Jesus is alive ❤

That would be “you are” a racist now or you’re a racist now but never “your”.

"Should we all be racist now?"

​@@teeanahera8949 ok spelling nazi. Nobody cares lol. Pick this sentence apart. Go on. Nobody will care either. Least of all me.

Happyness?

@@rhysthomas14 so happyness?

@@loom7715 It's a lot like what my grandfather was told by his doctor, "If it tastes good, spit it out", "sin" is a lot like that, but with fun

There are no gays in Ireland, Kathleen!

@b1untrama How does one burn without a body? What exactly is burning?

Small town news spreads fast

@@fp7026 Still, the time is implied to be a very short amount of time so the joke still holds.

I actually prefer this edit because it exaggerates the fast spreading news even further.

EVEN CHINATOWN

in the episode some things happen between the he saying he has to go after them and the outdoor scene

I got no idea what she’s doing, but I love it!

Please turn your life to Christ whilst you still can listen in the bible it says “ they’ll be wars and rumours of wars” the rapture is about to happen anytime now you do not want to be left behind please make the right choice repent of your sins and turn away from them we don’t have much longer left may God bless your soul 🙏

I think she’s trying not to fall due to the slippery mud.

*you're

@@jordantee9152 so... did you have a good Rapture then?

I just love how he treats being a racist like it's a job

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

He’s far too busy for full-time racism, just part-time. 💀

@@addex1236 it might as well be, it seems exhausting to be that miserable!😅

Good, good.

In the days of covid lockdowns, yes.

The show makes me miss my old Irish landlord, he must have been 75 at least and would talk like this. His accent and wording could make the dullest subject interesting.

Honestly, as an Irishman who has not been home in a very long time, that bit of small talk is just perfect.

@@jayb2705 That comedy was made back in 1995...26 years before Covid.

Not everyone has the time devote themselves fully to racism

@@willtestament6196 indeed, it takes alot of time and energy. I personally can only be a half time racist

Haha maybe that's the answer to world peace... More tea ❤️

@@willtestament6196 Only gamers have that time

@@epicgamer-ny4fj I personally can only be a half time racist. Well , at least you are making a effort. Doesn't matter how good you are at something , it's the trying that counts :)

Welcome to Tue club !

If you get the humour in this show; you get the Irish sense of self lol

Fawlty Towers is much better! 💫

I don't care who he's after has long has i can go after the Greeks they invented Gayness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@Augustus17 pls what's the name of this series

@@blackhokage1744 serious? its called father ted :)

hahahha

@@blackhokage1744 it's in the title of the video 😉😆 Father Ted

She was my teacher in primary school. She used to hate when we'd qoute her

@@DDChorror Ha, ha.. What did you use to say to her?

@@JackSmith-hx8zh Got in trouble for shouting "Feckin Greeks!" When we were learning about the Trojan Horse

@@DDChorror Priceless memory 😀😀😀.

she stole the scene

Its hilarious, racists really do be like that. It's like one minute they're going off and then the next it's catching up with the fam and did you catch the latest episode of that tv show 😂

'It's not the Greeks he's after it's the Chinese' So fyunny

@@bamxire8845 still dunno how she doesn't knock herself out with those bags way she throws them about 😆

"The Greeks invented sex, the Romans had it with women!"

@@Augustus17 She looked like she was about to fall on the ground! 😄

He actually died the day after the last shoot.

It’s really too bad he didn’t get a go at the Greeks 😢

You should listen to the song it unreal

KZfaq heard you were a racist now

@@jadenepia5960 lol

I searched this video

It's no a recommendation, it's a blessing. Rip father

The best bit is that an island off the west coast has a Chinatown

I remember reading somewhere that was part of the genius of it - after all, why shouldn’t Craggy Island have a Chinatown?

Those actors were actually the entire chinese population of ireland

@Sanity Is Freedom who says its racist? Everyone in the comment section either finds it funny or is explaining the joke a bit more. I found it funny that a small Irish community has a Chinatown 🤣

I think that the funniest part of this is how you can relate to this; "You are normally very well behaving person, but then that ONE TIME, once in a blue moon you start making fun of your boss and next thing he is standing behind you back!" So typical! Murphy's law! Never make fun of anybody, because sure enough, there will be a whole Chinese family witnessing and standing behind your window in remote island in the West Coast of Ireland population 56.

Asian Lives Matter 🇨🇳🇯🇵🇰🇷🇨🇷🇵🇭🇲🇾

😂

Yeah we watched the video too

I almost chocked of laughter loooool

"RAY-cism" :-)

It's my favourite quote.

That whole conversation is gold!

"Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea...". Priceless!!

Like it was something you'd drop into any conversation!

@@Karma-qt4ji It is pure gold!

Steve 👋

...or my Grandfather who hated Scottish accents so much that in the 1970s he watched the rugby (Bill McLaren) with the sound turned off ! Just as well he wasn't blind.

I'm English, moved to Glasgow in 2010. A few days before I moved , my workmate told me Glasgow is the "stab city" of Europe and I wouldn't last a week. The first few days I was petrified every time I spoke to someone, but in 4 years of living in Glasgow, there was only one time anybody ever threatened me. I'm still in Scotland, my home now.

@doubleheadergr I'm sure you would love it ! If you ever make it to Scotland, give Glasgow a visit. There is a channel on KZfaq that my friend runs. He makes short videos of various towns locations in Scotland, I'll post a link for you

as it should be 🙏🏼 god bless

hahahahhaah

“I’M NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!”

“I don’t care who he’s after as long as I can have a go at The Greeks. They invented Gayness!”

eddyk 1300th like

fuck off

@@anthonythomasdodd9127 Triggered

Brain 🧠

Don't forget the mauri. but seriously there are small Irish with huge immigrant populations like Gort in Galway which is like 40 % Brazilian

Ted`s been away and in his absence the Chinese moved to Craggy Island, that`s why he is unaware and why they`ve never been mentioned before.

Craggy Island: a little island on the move! :D

Sam ytdjtdmhndf The best most extreme example of this is definitely Monty Python where in a usually modern (for the time) setting a group of vikings would be hanging around In a cafe chanting about spam, one thing though is that in most British comedy's when this stuff happens at least one character behaves like a normal person would when something ridiculous happens.

*That's part of the impossible surrealist elements all british sitcoms seem to have.* Father Ted's not British.

That's hilarious

See, this is what we call "punching up." It's the foundational difference between if something's racist or not. Now, if the Chinese guy did that to mockingly imitate a Black Southern person, then we start talking about it being racist.

@@scribejay idk his intentions lol he just used a southern accent it was pretty solid tbh lol sounded like he was from the south lolol

There's a YT clip of a guy doing that. The dialogue makes it: "Can I use my credit card? Do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?" ... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/obh3l72pzdKtcmg.html

There's a scene in South Park when a Chinese guy mocks the Japanese and he stretches his eyes like Ted when pretending to be Japanese.

No he isn't.

"I hear you're a racist now father!" That line gets me every time 😂

Well, thats Ireland for you, make one wrong move and everyone from Kerry to Dublin knows.

That's honestly how Irish people work gotta love gossip

thats the thing with small, rural, Irish communities. stories spread so quickly

Well, in this video, they skipped quite a bit of footage. It took a while before the farmer got the message.

"I don't care who he's after as long as I can have a go at the feckin Greeks. They invented gayness."

@@mirzaahmed6589 "Look, i am not a racist, alright? God!"

But but but, he WAS actually after the Chinese... to talk to them :)

Now everyone is after the Chinese.

@Stag how's Mary?

The Ol' Chinese grandma stinkeye. Grandpa just has a judgmental face.

It doesn't have one

It's an Eccumenical matter :D

Keith Wright YES!

Nothin matters to those Eucumenials, comin over here, takin our jobs and women! >:/

Zetetik - DRINK!

This is an underrated comment.

Let’s no get carried away

It wasn't cancel culture on the island. It was more like "What should we do now? Should be racist too?"

*@Dan O'Brien* & *@Mister Quack* - Hear hear. Less jumping to conclusions and more understanding. A great example for us now perhaps more than ever.

@@EggBastion I was just following what was happening in the skit and ik it was for comedy effect xd

😆

Here it is kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b95nY8WfydbHZ2Q.html

A similar trick, with a shadow this time, was used in a French movie with Louis de Funès, too. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d5qEZK6S17zJaXk.html

Yes, the Htler episode is funny too! The idea of ​​the Htiler spot on the window pane is brilliant.

@@GreatPolishWingedHussars Louis de Funes in 1966 - Muskatnuss!

😆😆😆

Luckily the Greeks didn't get that job

@@helenl3193 damn Greeks and their gayness-inventing

Aye! Good for her, the poor lass! Otherwise she would have been stuck on that fecking island forever!

Good for her

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eKqCqqySl6moqmg.html thats the one for me .

Did you lose your toothbrush!?

The Greeks invented everything.

theyll fuck anything too including candoms mama

@@Mailed-Knight Wrong. Brush up on history and ancient civilisations.

+Vivianne O It's a meme (and a very well known one at that) and a joke.

Actually history says the did

Yeah, father. I ordered a takeaway.

LOL.

All right'ya Ted!

It took me ages to actually watch it. I thought it was a religious programme like songs of praise!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I guess they were not able to find any Chinese around in 1993.

No he’s from Hong Kong .

@@swaldron5558 from Liverpool

It’s racist to assume that you can’t tell a person is Chinese because they “all look the same”

@@aliray1165 Can you tell a difference between Latvian, Estonian and Lithuanian? Wouldn't you say that all Baltic people look the same?

HE'S NOT AFTER THE CHINESE!!!!!

@@switchitwithdc3612 im jealous of all the people who have never received your worldly wisdom

@@switchitwithdc3612 Bit of an odd guy aren't you. Do you always just choose random comments to be offended by?

@@switchitwithdc3612 I just want to know what part of this comment offended you. I don't get it. It was a simple comment making a lighthearted joke. I've never seen someone so pressed at something so innocent

@@switchitwithdc3612 Holy shit you're such a massive manchild. Have you always been this bitter towards random people on the internet or is it a learned behaviour? The guy made a statement, and you're pressed because other people found enjoyment out of it and you didn't, so you decide to talk shit because you see yourself as intellectually superior. Grow up, man.

This comment thread is only 10 comments long but there's a university degree to be gained by its careful study.

It a very small town

Welcome to Ireland

Welcome to small-island life.

That was the whole town

It didn't though, they edited this video so it would look like that...