Lol the last 7 dudes said hold up this ain't it 😂😂
@IsendielBobLea Жыл бұрын
Hahahahhahah
@theannoyingreplier Жыл бұрын
Honestly I’d jus turn around and tell my commander yea they all killed themselves jus runnin full speed into their pikes tf we do now?
@omarel-demerdash484811 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@crowbar121218 ай бұрын
You gotta give them props though for sticking around a whole 7 seconds after the pike lysol killed 99.9% of germs
@williamslater-vf5ym7 ай бұрын
A few of them still tried. Got stabbed.
@bigmoose7 Жыл бұрын
I’m guessing the United tribes of stupid town didn’t win this one
@Bogomil1066 Жыл бұрын
Wym charging pikes head on is the only way to defeat them
@fukiduki9629 Жыл бұрын
Can't go around them. Against the rules. Honour bound
@deathfire5473 Жыл бұрын
@@Bogomil1066 you have tho throw Something on them tho kill them
@Shystyman8 ай бұрын
Idk why but this is one of the funniest comments I ever read 😂😂😂
@squidkill90777 ай бұрын
@@Bogomil1066why can't they use bow or other projectile weapon?
@bvbxiong5791 Жыл бұрын
those are some magical pikes. everyone managed to get cut deep enough to die, yet not a single enemy was speared on a pike.
@oscar12ty Жыл бұрын
Bro the game is like 9 years old, and its a game
@senseishu937 Жыл бұрын
@@oscar12ty 9 years ago was only 2014. That's not too far back. Plenty of amazing games were made back then, don't underestimate them. Plus, it's a game. So what? It can't be plausible?
@oscar12ty Жыл бұрын
@@senseishu937 plenty of good gamse, but there were no physics engines capable of waht you want from this game. at that scale it still is not possible in 2023
@senseishu937 Жыл бұрын
@@oscar12ty bro... simulating pikes semi realistically is not hard at all. The older total war games simulated them well. The older total war games, like medieval 2. Infantry didn't just run and flop as soon as they hit pikemen, they died and slowed down and it becomes a slog. That games is half a decade older than atilla. You seem to underestimate the technology we've got nowadays and back then.
@oscar12ty Жыл бұрын
@@senseishu937 he is asking for multiple units to get impaled. I didnt even mention the AI in the game, so why are you talking about it?
@arthurthemacarthur43348 ай бұрын
Love how *one barbarian yelled "DEATH" right before being impaled with most of his friends.
@FusionCoreHoarder7 ай бұрын
Dude is a hardcore LOTR fan
@qzamap38707 ай бұрын
he had a premonition
@mar_ciano64785 ай бұрын
The spirit of the West ☠️
@alexanderkarayann2 ай бұрын
AI is becoming self aware apparently
@chocho6766Ай бұрын
"Do you see those long pointy stick? " "Just charge through them !"
@tylerredforge556316 күн бұрын
They are barbarians after all
@YoCatsGoMeow10 ай бұрын
When your whole army got a combined braincell of 7
@Nikawlos9 ай бұрын
They are good cannonfodder atleast
@Nikawlos9 ай бұрын
The Red Army would hire them all!
@LOL-zu1zr7 ай бұрын
@@NikawlosI love how the popular image of Soviet army is iterally “the asiatic horde” Bruh the red army’s later victories were from change of infantry tactics.
@Nikawlos5 ай бұрын
@@LOL-zu1zrdamn late response but are you that dense to think i wasnt joking?
@dacowfamilyofficial75505 ай бұрын
shut up
@sintho31072 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the one elve in LotR The two Towers in the Battle of Helms Deep who just runs into the Uruk pikes. Hundreds of years of training to die like this 💀
@SgtCroaker21 күн бұрын
To be fair that's what heavy cavalry does if they can't maneuver on the flanks. With their momentum and the sun glaring into the eyes if the Urak-hai. It was a solid charge.
@roberturlaub85265 күн бұрын
@@SgtCroaker im quite sure he means the elves after gimlis heroic jump. The men of rohan dont get that old
@DontJudgM3Monky Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the day they make it to where they actually get stuck on the pike from thrusting themselves into them.
@DeezUp4Da3zz11 ай бұрын
Definitely be cool to see but i wouldnt want it to be implemented
@ashtonhaggitt2168 ай бұрын
There is enough collision issues as it is v
@irgendeinname92565 ай бұрын
You can wait forever, kill animations only got less since Attila
@DontJudgM3Monky5 ай бұрын
@@irgendeinname9256 true. Tis a sad thing to admit but it will be missed.
@alexmorris52083 ай бұрын
mk1212 bran mod adds it
@ouch20405 ай бұрын
Nothing is more fun than watching an entire army disintegrate on your pikewall
@MrGamerDadChannel5 ай бұрын
True
@kan12372 Жыл бұрын
The last line was like :can we go home now?
@AusNAVI7 ай бұрын
This is the ancient equivalent of charging a machine gun
@bernard3303Ай бұрын
Good analogy, almost no one charged a pike formation, or even a spear formation for that matter. even in heavy armor the chances of surviving in such an attack is slim to none. the way to beat pike formations is to shoot at them from afar, throw javelins at them with you infantry and break in the parts that are too thin after harassment. If there is no such opening the infantry try to hold them in place and move backwards as the formation marches slowly towards them, and the flanking forces have to do the rest.
@BartekSt9015 күн бұрын
@@bernard3303 Polish winged hussarrs charged pikes with success. You can say how? impossible? But hussars lances were longer than pikes, and the horses used by winged hussars were more expenisve than whole villages.
@christianrobinson1761 Жыл бұрын
What is beneath your feet? Sacred ground, watered with the tears of blood
2 ай бұрын
Every pike spammer is gangsta, until horse archers show up.
@pyrhusofeprius7 ай бұрын
Pikes didn’t go out of style till like the end of the 1600s lol
@Midala874 ай бұрын
Then they got outmatched by longer pikes that go pew pew.
@kube4103 ай бұрын
they did kinda fall out of style they just came back around the late 15th century
@roycebunce93733 ай бұрын
Actually they made a small comeback during the American Civil War. Granted, if I were a Confederate soldier and I was ordered to charge a formation of riflemen with a pointy stick, I'd be catching some desertion charges
@landsknechtdrummer96462 ай бұрын
Копья так то использовались даже в 1 мировой кавалерией. А булавы пехотой)
@ConstantineJosephАй бұрын
Actually Pikes we’re out of style by the early medieval period. Most factions were using the shield wall method of combat with Germanic spatha and shield, sometimes with an axe or mace. This continued until the end of the early medieval period where the early prototype knights began to win one too many battles and that is where long lances and spears were reintroduced particularly starting with the Scottish under William Wallace where they would use the schiltrons to defeat English Cavalry at Stirling Bridge.
@void4030 Жыл бұрын
This is how Rome could’ve been saved.
@Bagixxx1 Жыл бұрын
You're right, they just don't like pike's
@ConstantineJoseph Жыл бұрын
Rome defeated the famed long Macedonian pikes at Cynocephalae in the early 2nd century BC using the mobile Roman maniples and triplex acies. They easily bested pikes and would never consider them until the 3rd and 4th century where the legions began to use lances like a mini pike formation to deter cavalry
@stonem0013 Жыл бұрын
@@ConstantineJosephwouldn't say 'easily' - those were still closely fought battles. The Pike was retired too early imo, and would've been great for the center of Roman lines, using legionaries on the flanks
@void4030 Жыл бұрын
@@ConstantineJoseph r/whooosh
@ConstantineJoseph Жыл бұрын
@@stonem0013 Actually the Roman legion is well capable of taking on long pikes. With missiles they carry, like the pila, javelin and later on darts, missile fire would tear away at the pikes. The high mobility of the legions meant that they will always outflank and out maneuver slow moving phalangites. The so called "pike" would again by used by the late Roman military legions who were armed with lances or 2 to 3m heavy spears in their Comitatensis heavy legionary cohorts. The Byzantines also were using these formations well into the 6th century under Justinian. Sidearms would be spathas, axes, maces, clubs etc.... However they would not use the phalanx at the hip level for thrusting. Instead it is held at shoulder level to jab at Germanic heavy cavalry or Hunnic heavy cavalry. Still when up in melee combat, the lances would lodge into enemies, piercing them. Resulting in relinquishing the lances, to form a shield wall with spathas and other smaller close in weaponry. The late Roman and Byzantine did use a medium phalanx but was hybridized with the Roman shield wall system and close in melee, shield wall style of combat tactic
@kingivar7028 ай бұрын
Surviving homies be like okay back up what tf just happened?!? That must've an awkward moment
@Gilgamesh547 ай бұрын
VERY realistic 😅
@gloatingflame3535 Жыл бұрын
Мы берём вверх
@TjayK2Ай бұрын
Some of them genuinely died to the equivalent of finger pricks
@shacolatekisses7520 Жыл бұрын
This definition of easiest difficulty settings and probably a damage to spears mod
@98765zach7 ай бұрын
They give braced pikes a “reflect charge” stat that basically takes an enemy unit’s charge bonus and slaps it against them, mainly to make braced spears (or pikes) a bad option to charge into, but it can also lead to this here where an enemy unit is very weak defensively but has a high charge bonus, meaning that charging onto an enemy pike formation essentially has them shoot themselves in the face
@joshwuzhere17 ай бұрын
Lmfaoaoaoao
@speedracer10043 ай бұрын
The way the men hit the pikes is just like slicing through butter with a hot knife. Looks like total war out did themselves after Medieval 2 pikes. But arguably it's just about one of the most unrealistic things I've ever seen. But it's more satisfying then corpses skewered on pikes like kabobs.
@dakedakinson6419 күн бұрын
Medieval 2 pikes are awesome when secundary wepons is removed and damage is reduced like in every single mod.
@hermitthelegend11886 ай бұрын
Huns be like: You think you are a strong boy MY HORSE ARHERS MORE STRONGER
@thewhiteboy32122 ай бұрын
lmao that last dude watched all his homies die and ran in after them completely alone
@MrGamerDadChannel2 ай бұрын
They were probably under influence
@stuffandthings8347 ай бұрын
"Behold, the mighty Wall of Sticks!"
@zavierong8883 ай бұрын
Hell nah bro single-handedly impaled hundreds of soldiers and called it a "civilized response" 💀
@DS-on3tb Жыл бұрын
Theyd just chop the tips off the spears with those big ass axes lol
@1tuttyfruti Жыл бұрын
Provided of course the spearmen would stay still so they could use their axes to cut the spear. either way the cenario showed in the video is just as unlikely (why would anyone charge face first into a pointy object??)
@Jurisenn Жыл бұрын
@@1tuttyfruticause its total war
@1tuttyfruti Жыл бұрын
@@Jurisenn Of course, that is why I commented that. Im very aware how units behave in total war. Have so many fond memories of defending a siege because 2 units of hoplites blocked entire armies in the gates.
@Miam_miam_la_gauffre Жыл бұрын
@@1tuttyfruti I'd say in the real world, breaking spear or grabbing them wasn't a far fetched idea. Manoeuvring a 4m long spear is quite hard to do... That being said, I also doubt soldier where rushing head first into the pike, roman for instance used their higher mobility to surround and disorganized the phalanx
@zippyparakeet1074 Жыл бұрын
@@Miam_miam_la_gauffreit's not that easy to break a spear lmao it's a very thick shaft and it's hard to hit because the wielder won't just stay still.
@Zayn_guts7 ай бұрын
Bros really thought walking straight into pikes was good idea ☠️
@Dfathurr11 ай бұрын
I played Ostrogoth and upgrade most my pike to the elite ones. It was very helpful to destroy Huns. Atilla's stack was literally ransacked for next three appearances and i manage to destroy Hunnic entirety before 445
@tonyjim80538 ай бұрын
This just proves a total war renascence would be cool pike and musket late mediaeval to early Georgen
@georgeli929526 күн бұрын
Everyone a gangster, until enemy use archers
@xjackrs15x3 ай бұрын
First rule of fighting pikes, dont charge headfirst into a wall of pikes.
@jaysmultiverse45042 ай бұрын
They just ran through their death 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@deshimuhajirmemes57105 ай бұрын
*Total War Rome 2: you get best cinematic experience, I love cavalry and pikes too*
@spacingalexАй бұрын
Put them on a box formation and archers in the middle. Good luck going in
@M-Rayan4 ай бұрын
The last line was like: *OH HELL NAW*
@DA_Doog2 ай бұрын
This is what pikemen should be in medieval 2
@radovanprstojevic1060Ай бұрын
They were ok just they way they were in MTW2
@DA_DoogАй бұрын
@@radovanprstojevic1060i mean that is your experience but when I use pikes they switch to swords and they get destroyed by calvery
@The_Pisces_PoetАй бұрын
You think they found out the tip is spikey yet?
@user-en3uv4nh1y8 ай бұрын
Pikes get a bonus where the charge bonus of the attacking unit gets deflected back at them. This mechanic is normally used for cavs since they have high charge and charching horses directly into pointy sticks is a bad idea. But when you have a infantry unit with a high charge bonus you get.....this
@KeASiLeNTАй бұрын
Explosive tipped pikes apparently
@kperandos3 ай бұрын
It’s like the movie version of battles involving pikes. Just run up to the formation and impale yourselves into it.
@grg1979Ай бұрын
The Suicide Tribe of the Silly Town
@nwilt7114 Жыл бұрын
Must have had giant magnets on the end of those pikes.
@AtreidesIV11 ай бұрын
Ostrogoth be like
@unai_asecas9070 Жыл бұрын
They had 1 unit in shogun 2 that effectively worked like a pike, Oda long yari. Not only did CA not even bother copy-pasting the code from one game to another but 10 years later they still make games with broken pike mechanics. Something they got right years ago. Mobile app level developers.
@someone1949 Жыл бұрын
In shogun 2 sometimes the yari wall soldiers don't even thrust their yaris if there is lag on the game, thats a fragile system, i dont get where the hype for shogun 2 is about tho tbh, barely any faction unit diversity, multiplayer is dog, combat ends faster than warhammer games, idk man
@saitamleonidas Жыл бұрын
While I agree with what you say I really don't think Oda Long Yari Ashigaru are nowhere near a good example of how to make a good pike unit
@algotrobertsson8721 Жыл бұрын
@@someone1949 so they should improve the system with next game instead throwing out it completely
@jacksteele3028 Жыл бұрын
@@someone1949 weebs. But I love fall of the samurai because I can take a bunch of ironclads around the island nuking everything within bombardment distance. There’s also an incredible amount of building options which really lets you cultivate your economy and defenses. The railroad system and foreign intervention policies were welcome additions as well. Edit: seems criminal they haven’t explored that time period in a while as the troop movement and army set up in TW caters better to it than ancient campaigns.
@xahmadx6442 Жыл бұрын
@@someone1949 what do you mean by "unit diversity"
@HotChronicles7 ай бұрын
BRO WHAT lmao those guys got DECIMATED
@hohohoma16 күн бұрын
When I was a pikemen I didn’t see these scenes
@jguzman2217Ай бұрын
Wow, they were quick in becoming skewers!!!!
@Blue-Hawk-LegendАй бұрын
I've played total war plenty of times. I've ne er seen them run into pikes like that and be completely slaughtered
@TrollDragomir13 күн бұрын
Funny enough a two handed axe was a weapon dedicated partly to breaking through the enemy line specifically because it was suited to hooking the spearshafts and keeping them at bay (pushing aside with the butt end as well) as you close in. Halberds in 16th Century served a very similar purpose
@SuiSideex2 ай бұрын
So one spear can pierce unlimited amount of enemies, interesting.
@princepsbellum3413Ай бұрын
Never heard of a spit roast? :)
@olesamsАй бұрын
Well, realistically no. But of we are going realistic, TW battles should be 12 hpurs long, units rout at maybe 10%casualties, arrows and javelins kills 80% less than in game, cav would be more devastating at charge, but far weaker in uneven terrain or outside of a charge. ...would be boring
@prodAUROR3 ай бұрын
I like how the only guy with a shield was the first to die💀💀
@sygnomi8312Ай бұрын
How movies think medieval warfare is like:
@alanjefferson1127 Жыл бұрын
More of a no defense moment for longaxes, than a great defense moment for pikes
@FlugabwehrRaketenSystemRoland6 ай бұрын
Realistic
@Juel92Ай бұрын
No armor, no shield, sharp pike. Not a good combo. Unless you're on the right side of the pikes I guess.
@lordcaedus87134 ай бұрын
I’ve never played Attila, but this is why I play Greek and Successor states in Rome 2. Something very satisfying about pulling off a successful phalanx!
@masonhill515723 күн бұрын
kinda wished spear/pike wall did this in warhammer total war games. even when braced... it barely harms the chargers
@Djigurda_IndiyskiyАй бұрын
Ты думал мы не заметим, как на заднем фоне по-русски произнесут "Мы берём верх"?
@shuttze5 ай бұрын
Total war AI in a nutshell:
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025Ай бұрын
Pikemen Are Kinda OP In Defense For This Single Reason
@Brett-uq4tzАй бұрын
Try using the Macedonian phalanx with these guys.
@hihowareyuАй бұрын
Still made you think how did the romans beat this they also did a frontal charge at some point.
@DefeatedRoyalist Жыл бұрын
I just want my 256 man syntagma of phalangites be able to engage in an accurate “push of pike,” with another successors phalanx… would love for total war to create a game set in the Diadochi period :)
@imhollywood101 Жыл бұрын
Rome 2 DEI Mod
@senseishu937 Жыл бұрын
@@imhollywood101 That's not the diadochi period though?
@gniewomirbartoszewski6835 Жыл бұрын
Is that some kind of mod ?
@park1699 Жыл бұрын
@@gniewomirbartoszewski6835 DEI if a total overhaul mod for rome 2. it add population, area of recruitement and so much other stuff that are absent from the base game. plus there is a bunch of submod that you can add to make your experience for personnal playing DEI. 200% recommend the mod
@DeezUp4Da3zz11 ай бұрын
@@park1699gets tedious after a while tho 😅 definitely fun in the beginning tho
@user-hv7mv3if1q7 күн бұрын
На 1 секунду подумал что это мод и толпа шрэков идёт в атаку
@Cody-5501Ай бұрын
That’s more broken than Rome 1 pikes
@DirtyProoduct5 ай бұрын
Oh my God that was narly that's how I picture the dothraki all die outside winterfell
@BamaLam45 ай бұрын
Seems balanced
@Laim-oneinworld2 ай бұрын
Привет, мой американский брат) я тоже обожаю использовать пикинеров, но послушай меня: если ставишь пикинеров, то ставь перед ними тяжелую пехоту с копьями они примут на себя удар дротиков, а потом ты их оставляешь на месте в стене щитов, а пикинеров вперед двигаешь. И получается идеальная тактика, + можно мечников в бой отправить или топорников с флангов
@fuckhandles123310 ай бұрын
problem is there's way too many ranged units in Attila for your pike line to stay alive
@Elsneakakaze8 ай бұрын
This guy has actually played! But 1 or two pikemen can be clutch if you shield them with a good sbield unit
@fuckhandles12338 ай бұрын
@@Elsneakakaze Also depending on who you're playing as, for example for the ERE, your only pikes are going to be golden tier 3 units that AI will prioritize on targetting over your silver tier 2 shield units, which makes it even harder to keep them alive. The can be incredibly useful in sieges though
@mr_george77618 ай бұрын
I played as Sparta, so my armies had like 8 spartan hoplites, general's hoplites, 3 spartan pikes, 3 slinger heliots and two tarentin cavs. I had slingers in front, then back tham fast behind line of hoplites and in this line of hoplites in falanga, I had the three, realy thin, units of pikes. I could get like 400+ kills with each pike unit. And I used slingers and cav to go around enemy flanks. Slingers to shoot to the backs and sides of the enemy infantry engaged with mine (slingers could get hundreds of kills like that) and cav to charge enemy skirmishers. Only tough oponents were Thracians, bcs they had full stacks of really fast javelimen. I could not catch them with hoplites and they were really deadly with each waley of javelins killing tenths of hoplites
@TheWebsOfCorruptionNeverFail3 ай бұрын
If Shotgun Pikes were a thing....
@Fabrysigurdsson5 ай бұрын
I like the mix of spearman inside pikeman ranks....meanwhile pikeman stay hold the spearman release their proyectiles before entering in shieldwall
@arioubro5735Ай бұрын
It's really easy to destroy those phalanx pikemen with roman legionaries 😂
@shizaromaharu355Ай бұрын
This is why I overlap my testudo troops and mercenary pikes. Testudo troops kinda blocks projectiles for pikes and pikes gives testudo troops advantage in melee
@fd_god65407 ай бұрын
Твой : "Мы берём вверх" , палит перед англосами , не пались товарищ шпион
@MrGamerDadChannel7 ай бұрын
Да я ничего и не скрываю
@coolmansz1742Ай бұрын
Imagine seeing this shit in real life
@jameswebster76496 күн бұрын
That's way too fast to die, it's so easy charge to battle and die quickly. Gosh i love total war game series
@suleymanolgunoz41987 ай бұрын
Now this is unnatural selection.
@taylorhines5892 ай бұрын
Imagine this being the norm of your game for 2 decades and never even considering to fix it
@spitherman1112 ай бұрын
Alexander the great was really smart to use these
@Rude_Thunder5 ай бұрын
I love French knights or Mamluk heavy cavalry in Total war medieval. Charge is so satisfying
@user-ny1sj4bc1y3 ай бұрын
Мы берём верх! 😊
@deni140492deni7 ай бұрын
They implemented the Rome 1 hoplites that instakill elefants into atilla hahahah.
@fethinggakk4185Ай бұрын
That is some crazy charge def
@pvtghost952 ай бұрын
Oh that escalated quickly
@Borgolii2 ай бұрын
I love pikes
@OhhJim8 күн бұрын
Archers. See Battle of Falkirk.
@hagymascsiposgyros5780Ай бұрын
lol, bought attila recently and this makes me want to play it
@TheLuftpolsterfolie7 ай бұрын
Everyone dies "Sir"
@Vegadoro17 күн бұрын
Lore friendly
@nark4628 Жыл бұрын
Неплохо бро, продолжай в том же духе. Кстати тоже их обожаю из-за простоты как юнита и при этом очень мощную возможность перебить всех)
@palmtree19055 ай бұрын
Rome 2 pike are so beautiful especially if you surround the enemy and pull a battle of bastards moment
@empirereturn35052 ай бұрын
Total war Realistic:
@Infergal4 ай бұрын
Ah, yes. CA games have the balance of a pregnant walrus on a tightrope
@user-ee3zt9ev4h3 ай бұрын
А начиналось так красиво😢
@DeRon9118 ай бұрын
When you focus more on brawn than brains
@friccabean14664 ай бұрын
What the fuck was the ai even thinking what battle difficulty is this 😭😭😭
@WorldGoods11 ай бұрын
The last man still playing atilla
@pouyapch425211 ай бұрын
I play it sometimes too,my pc is old
@stilihon352511 ай бұрын
Attila is the best part of TW
@dakiler20289 ай бұрын
Play modded Attila. Settled Huns mod + Slavic bug fix. Best game ever, cuz it eliminates the OP Hun doom stack cheat, plus it stops them from razing every fkin region
@lesnoyelf2286 ай бұрын
@@stilihon3525Attila and Shogun 2 are the best games in the series.
@kube4103 ай бұрын
@@dakiler2028 isnt that kinda what huns did irl...
@Zesmas2 ай бұрын
thats totally how pikes work............
@target4all766 Жыл бұрын
Expected a Epic battel and got to watch them turn into kebab skewers😂