John be like: *Avoiding parental responsibility speedrun any %*

John ventured to conduct the largest mass k!lling by one perpetrator the world has ever seen

so anyway I stared blastin'!

arthuh: ya gawdamn FOO

John: "I don't need'ta do anymore runnin' if there's no one to run from, Arthur." *{Rammstein - 'Asche zu Asche' intensifies}*

@@SasonLart Yes! And more! He actually managed to take my underpants without even taking my trousers! He is truly a wonderous specimen.

@@SasonLart He sure is! 🙏🙏🙏

You weren't paying attention then. I also took some feet pics that have already been sold for an undisclosed amount.

@@Deelwheels yes sir sorry sir. Could I at least have 5% of the profit from said pictures?

What the fuck? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Those things are so annoying. A few days ago my brother went into Ambirino to get the Legendary White Bison. He killed the thing easy, got the pelt and we started heading to the trapper southwest of big valley. But right before we got out of the Grizzlies a pack of like 15+ wolves came out of nowhere. My brother started to run, he shot at them, but his White Arabian proceeded to buck him off from fright like any horse would do with max level bond. And the dumb wolves killed him. He lost the pelt and we never got it back. He was annoyed but I was fuming. Next day I killed the Legendary White Bison as well, and on my way out the SAME THING happened to me at the SAME EXACT SPOT. Instead of stopping and shooting the 15+ wolves I proceeded to run past them while using my semi-auto shotgun. I shot a few while I ran, but after I lost the wolves, my guy John kept looking at where the wolves are and wouldn't turn around, so for about a minute I had to rely on the mini-map not to run into anything. What's weird is I predicted those wolves were gonna come at me and they did. I made it to the trapper and sold the pelt for a pitiful $38.20. And I payed like 3 times that amount for the outfit. I'm pretty sure that part with the wolves is scripted. Needless to say I haven't let wolves kill me anymore as I always keep my Pump-Action Shotgun on me at all times. Since it has the highest damage of any shotgun its the best to use. I even one-shot a Grizzly Bear to head with a Slug from like 100 feet with this gun.

@@evergreengaming2.053 ahhh that's a classic. For what it's worth that pack of wolves will always be there in that exact same location. I think it's like their home or something and can even be ilustrated on the map. They have killed me many times even with me knowing about them since they are at a choke point when trying to access the North. Also the trapper will still have the pelt that your brother lost, so he can atlesat still buy the outfit even if he doesn't get paid for the pelt itself. But yeah that sounds really annoying lol

@@evergreengaming2.053 You don't lose the legendary pelt if you die. Once you have it, you have it. The items you can get from the trapper will be available.

how the hell does a wolf kill you? I could see a cougar, because sometimes they attack and you cant even see them. But a wolf? many they announce themselves from a hundred yards away. I can kill a pack of them with throwing knives, while on foot.

@@BakingBadOBX lol

lmao trueeee

Underrated

Yes we are... yes we are

The acts I have commited in Red Dead Redemption 2 are unspeakable

I'm doing a low honor playthrough rn and I don't think I've ever left a town without at least 5 dead citizens and 20 dead Cops lmao. Saint Denis especially saw a population drop after ol Arthur Morgan came down south 💀

Gamer rage is real

I’m the type of player in read dead to kill npcs with the .22 rifle, just so I get to shoot them more before they die on me

As a dishonorable player, I agree

​@@Thatguy24523😂

Literally me

U guys just don't know morality 😭😭😭

YOU MONSTER.

@@PedroSilva-re6ck That’s a lot of people’s problem nowadays. And they legit wonder why their life sucks.

@@123Mathzak its Just a game, u clown

@@PedroSilva-re6ck Arthur was a murderous gunslinger yet you think high honor is the real story lol

I noticed that too real legend

And he doesn’t kill the horses. Respect.

but the dog and horses will starve andd.. EAT BABIES

@@alboorts “YoU EaT bABiEs”

@@paolothorpe1461 “we eat berries and mushrooms you fool”

Nah, he's hiding in the gunshop cellar and secretly vying for the old days.

Maybe I should do it in more games 😏

​@@Deelwheels this is my favorite wild west story lol.

@@Deelwheels skyrim

Dont lie, killing in rdr2 is best killing system in any game. There is no game with better shooting and ragdolls

@@Nothing_happening_here_go_away besides blade and sorcery, but that's VR so doesn't count.

My exact reaction😂

These people were bad people though lol

@@CLA82529 Who are they?

@@siriax1691 the brother and sister who drugged you and took your possessions.

@@siriax1691 pig farm incest siblings who drug and rob you if you visit them. You can kinda use them as a bank tho between Chap 6 and the epilogue

He didn’t. He said so in the vid.

I saw that mission once in a video. I instantly went over to kill those 2 the next day.

Where is that house at

@@ElMexicanoSora Southeast of Emerald Ranch, North of the O in Lemoyne, directly next to the border line thats Northwest of the Bluewater Marsh.

I swear that scene was weirdly cinematic, like, the lighting, the music, the voice line, and how he just kills her with the axe instantly

I do it all the time because poker is bullshit sometimes. I lose all the time to npcs with the same hand as me or their card is one better than mine. I had full house and lost a huge pot to a guy with the exact same cards as me.

I shot a Poker Player cuz his top hat was too posh

IF I lose and dont' want to play anymore, it's a death sentence for those at the table and in the saloon.

It’s over annesburg, I have the high ground

Miners Have No Chance

That is somehow both terrifying and insightful at the same time.

My guess is a shotgun is best for that area. Or just simply chuck some dynamite or molotov's at em.

​@@zeussierraalex LOL

Are you sure you're being honest?

@@mkultra2456 ☠️

@@mkultra2456I think he’s being held hostage💀

Right 😂😂

Let's Go! Thank you!

Murder boner

Why do you think they made the game if not to act out vicariously 🧐 it's a insult to the developers if you don't search out every vile way to dismember npc's..I like shotguns with slugs and dynamite..the body parts fly

Woah there Dutch

would have broken the movie magic because the npc's respawn

Whats the highest you got? I remember getting like 50k $ for my ass

Just tell them this was therapeutic for me and watch the meltdown. Worth it.

@@Deelwheels 😂

Stop saying unalive. Also SLAVA RUSSIA!

your gey

I think it takes like a week for an NPC to spawn via train so when you kill an entire town it'll be empty till the next game week when the train arrives but they will not be the same NPC's as before so yeah

I swear i once saw a lawman pick up a man i killed and stow him on his horse before riding away

​@@Nabd916Yup, it does happen. If you kill some people and get away (but noot too far away) until you're no longer wanted, you can come back and the lawmen will be there surveying the terrain and picking up the corpses

So what happens to the towns? Do they become ghost towns or do NPCs get replaced?

@@silkscreendesigner Oh yeah, you leave for a while, and come back after the town is released from the lockdown, and it's business as usual. Some of the NPCs will address you with things like: "You'd better not pull that same shenanigans like last time!" :D

@@d.hardenart8917 oh so basically the same ones you murdered come back to life lol

@@silkscreendesigner Yeah. I accidentally shot one of those horse wrangler brothers over by Rhodes. I hit the R2 quick draw by mistake, BAM right in the chest. Dead as a doornail. His brother ran off. The place was closed but sever game days later, they were back. ;)

I- 🧐📸

L

@@Deelwheels John so based dude literally skinned his dead friend alive, wore his skin and stole his hair. I think that says something

@@blake2521 lol both are great. I just don't like when people bring down John to make Arthur look better and vice versa

Its the name of the city

​@@Nabd916it's pronounced San den-e

You don't comment _on_ KZfaq. Not in. _On._

@@thetimelesshistoryofhip-ho1013 No it's not.

Half life 2 just encouraged it that year. Taught me to!

*_'MURICA! HECC YEAH!!!_* 🇺🇲