I Kissed Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano | Something's Burning S1 E6

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7 ай бұрын

Something’s Burning S1 E6: From the season 1 vault, I’m making my favorite pasta dish for Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano. We’re also talking about spreading germs, Scotty Karate, and kissing each other on the lips.
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PASTA CARBONARA
INGREDIENTS:
Kosher Salt
Guanciale (or bacon)
Grated Pecorino Romano (or Parmesan)
Eggs + extra egg yolks
Black Pepper
EVOO
Bucatini, Spaghetti, or Rigantoni
STEPS:
Boil water with salt
Cut guanciale into strips
Whisk egg yolks and whole eggs; stir in grated cheese.
Season with pepper and set aside
Heat EVOO and cook guanciale in Dutch oven until crisp around the edges
Transfer to a bowl; reserve fat
Cook pasta until al dente
Drain; reserving cup of pasta water
Add guanciale fat and pasta water to Dutch oven; bring to a boil
Cook pasta about 2 min, stirring constantly
Whisk some pasta water into egg mixture; slowly stream into the Dutch oven, stirring constantly until cheese is melted and egg is thickened
Mix in guanciale.

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@michaelhxhdhdjdj 7 ай бұрын

Sals legit the friend everybody needs!

@albaviris 7 ай бұрын

are you sure

@user-cc9vw4mo6g 7 ай бұрын

I know sal is more well known for jokers, but as a comedian he’s one the quickest ones I’ve seen he always gotta a response for everything in a good way

@champion6374 7 ай бұрын

That is why he did so well with Rick Glassman and they instantly became friends after Rick's podcast. They are very similar in that way

@bradleybrewster5615 7 ай бұрын

He literally had training on thinking on his feet 😂 impractical jokers

@user-cc9vw4mo6g 7 ай бұрын

@@bradleybrewster5615 he started as a comedian so he definitely learned it from that not jokers genius

@NummyScrum 6 ай бұрын

@champion6374 Rick is an accomplished dramatic actor, just happens to be excel at comedy as well

@bayz676 7 ай бұрын

To all the haters...Take it up with Bloom Cafe!

@LocChicago5 7 ай бұрын

Hands you a mic.... now drop it!

@JamesGeraldEckertJr 7 ай бұрын

You just got a hostage killed with that comment.

@RyneMurray23 7 ай бұрын

Not here for the thumbnail, but this comment is great 😂😂

@annaleatovar6509 7 ай бұрын

Thissss!

@sarahgranados9830 7 ай бұрын

They need Bloom Cafe Merch stat

@NoPreshNetwork 7 ай бұрын

THE BABES LOVE BERT!!

@Ace21ization 7 ай бұрын

Chrissy makes Bert laugh harder than anyone and I'm here for it

@joshhudson6519 7 ай бұрын

It's because he is the New York version of Theo Von. Chrissy and Theo have both always made Bert laugh like nobody else can! Awesone Pod Bert!

@willvr4 6 ай бұрын

Wrong. Bert makes Bert laugh the most.

@GavinSwaank 6 ай бұрын

Chrissy and Joey Diaz😭

@autumnsantomauroganggang 2 ай бұрын

@@joshhudson6519what makes Chris the NY version of Theo Von? Theo is a unique human. Chris is a trash hacky comedian who says risqué shit to be funny.

@jdnaron2759 7 ай бұрын

Chris is one of the funniest people in the world right now. He should be SO much bigger in the comedy world.

@thismothafuckasaid7304 7 ай бұрын

He's not bc he re-tells same jokes for past 5 years..He's kinda hacky. Nobody thinks it's unusual to date Puerto Rican girl or have father like his, it's actually kinda common in parts of Northeast

@LuckyLuch1 7 ай бұрын

Dude is selling out multiple shows at the theater in MSG, I'd say that's fairly big in the comedy scene.

@kobenewman5167 7 ай бұрын

Just saw him in Hammond Indiana not a great set and I'm a big fan

@jryalls 7 ай бұрын

Think he’s a far better podcast guest than comedian. A lot of comedians seem to be falling into this category in recent years.

@LocChicago5 7 ай бұрын

I think Chris is on the spot comic not a fan of his stand up but on the spot he is amazing when he is around Andrew Santino I can't stop laughing those two push eachotber non stop together

@allisonorourke9192 7 ай бұрын

Sal’s face when Bert scrapes the cheese off the counter and throws it in the pasta bowl 😂😂😂😂

@erinrogers7440 7 ай бұрын

I immediately looked at Sal when Bert did that. I knew his anxiety was on level 10 at that moment and his face showed it 😂😂😂

@x-ratedalien 6 ай бұрын

ESPECIALLY when he was watching Chrissy wipe the excess cheese off his hand and pile that cheese on the counter 😂😂😂

@zildjiandrummer1 5 ай бұрын

Bert is such a disgusting person. He does stuff like that every episode and every guest hates it

@Jacob-zv7xw 4 ай бұрын

but he's "old school brooklyn" 😂

@Binnie887 7 ай бұрын

Sal's face when Bert says skintags....priceless

@Tiffany.Carnes 7 ай бұрын

I had to go back & check it out😂 He was so grossed out

@cypresswoods5220 7 ай бұрын

9:39 😂😂😂

@xXxNinjaPenguinxXx 7 ай бұрын

The unacknowledged it bothers me haha

@tennillepatterson5500 7 ай бұрын

Wow, Christy can really pack in the pasta

@p3rpNZ 7 ай бұрын

haha Sal's comment: I think what you just did might be very unhealthy.

@anneboostrom2810 7 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing hahaha

@Doorito_ 7 ай бұрын

You should look up his 32 thousand calorie day

@jackberg6484 7 ай бұрын

He's been known to inhale 30,000+ calories in a business day

@AngelWingzs 6 ай бұрын

I had to replay that lol, reminded me of myself 😂💀

@jacksonfromm8365 7 ай бұрын

This was the best episode, loved it. So funny the banter between all 3 of you was great

@MeloneKidd 7 ай бұрын

Just so you guys know this video was recorded and released 5 years ago. They took it down and reuploaded it today. Presumably because burt bought "something's burning" from bill burr

@sumerrsmith1774 7 ай бұрын

Thanks! I was wondering when it was filmed. No one is talking about the scene in Austin, and Chris isn’t talking about his second daughter.

@clamsoup 7 ай бұрын

I'd retitle the show "Chris learns how to grate cheese." They are solidly funny to listen to, and equally funny to watch.

@McShag420 7 ай бұрын

Yess! More from the vault, please! The first season was so good!

@bigmike4087 7 ай бұрын

That's one of my favorite episodes! Top3! I laughed so much! 🤣

@DaveSarra 7 ай бұрын

Sal calling chrissy out on his bs :>

@michaelhxhdhdjdj 7 ай бұрын

Bert this will be the best viewed episode since bobby and normand, or whitney and tim.. im predicting 2nd highest 100% this is just a fucking hilarious combo i couldnt click fast enough and settled in for the next hour👌

@mr.tellithowitis106 7 ай бұрын

this is an old ass episode from like 2019 or some shit

@michaelhxhdhdjdj 7 ай бұрын

@@mr.tellithowitis106 i didnt know untill 20 mins in, no wonder chrissy was so funny lol. I love the drops but its also pissing me off never knowing whats nee and whats old something burnings!!

@MJ-qh2su 7 ай бұрын

I Love, love, love this episode! The three of them were adorable!

@Hathorne09420 7 ай бұрын

I'm glad this came out of the vault. I forgot it was one of my favorites!

@ajayp3620 7 ай бұрын

wholesome and funny.. it's getting better than two bears..lol.. great job burt...

@mrmista1272 7 ай бұрын

Sal looks great, chrissy is goat, bart tasting pazta is hilarious. Bert is drunk.

@P_LARIOUS 7 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF ANYTHING I'VE EVER WATCHED!!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

@billysimpson7300 4 ай бұрын

Seeing sal die a little inside when Burt scraped the cheese off the counter and then drop it in the pasta. Priceless.

@evandercaldwell9993 7 ай бұрын

Bert is DEFINITELY a Role Model when it comes to Enjoying Your Life and making the best of it!!!!! 😊

@bigwill-pn5xc 7 ай бұрын

What a great episode. I love how much fun they are all having.

@padfoot1687 7 ай бұрын

This was so much fun! I love that you're reposting these, Thanks Bert!

@brandonhood2825 7 ай бұрын

Probably top 3 episodes of all time. Laughed my ass off

@terryhughes6248 7 ай бұрын

Let's goooo with that hitter baby walrus!!!

@allybelanger5716 7 ай бұрын

Loved watching chris eat that pasta

@rcstarz5206 7 ай бұрын

Talk about a barn burner this was great to watch famz. Chrisy D and the Sal V make it funny.

@gregbeck906 6 ай бұрын

I appreciate that Bert let them talk a lot this time! Think he might be taking notes 😅 Great work!

@DeeDee-wb6zy 2 ай бұрын

17:14 Scotty Karate Story 😂😂😂😂😂

@yogiman421 4 ай бұрын

You can see the moment Chris' Adderall kicked in and he started talking faster than he could think lol

@Dissident0910 7 ай бұрын

The switch Sal asks about is finding the one thing you love and everyone loving it too. Its so awesome just nourishing someone else. Thats when you know.

@shellydavenport3817 3 ай бұрын

That was my all time favorite episode that you have done. I laughed until I cried, again and again. Thank you for being so real! Love you!

@guessulagged3400 6 ай бұрын

This is now my second favorite episode after binging these the last month 😂😂😂these dudes were hilarious

@jrv3195 7 ай бұрын

Already eagerly waiting for part 2

@haydensnyder 7 ай бұрын

46:48 a smoothie's very viscous 🤣 #ChrissyInTheClosetTilHisDadDies

@azikbear 7 ай бұрын

How was this one the Best episode of all time ?? The dialogue was just too good man.

@davidchappell9159 7 ай бұрын

Great combination, all 3 guys are hilarious.

@higherstandard710 7 ай бұрын

I heard Bert’s best pizza with a egg and ice story 10 times on 10 different podcasts 😂 I might of heard that more then the machine story 🤣 - hey Bert turn that into a joke cause you love to tell it….. 😂 Bert “ Let me tell you about the best pizza in the world……..”

@chriscanavanii9064 7 ай бұрын

Might have you muppet

@MelissaGigglemoogoo 6 ай бұрын

One of the best eps of all time! The babes always deliver ❤

@eljefe34 7 ай бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this one 😍

@spaghettaboutit4086 6 ай бұрын

You three together is probably the best thing I've ever seen!

@BuckyKat9999 7 ай бұрын

Pure chaos! I love it!

@JCizzle45 7 ай бұрын

Chrissy Clean-Plate knocked that back in a minute thirty

@tonydiaz7589 7 ай бұрын

39:43 Sal and me where the only ones that noticed Bert French that pasta and put it back in the steaming pot...he laughs to himself too....

@thenovelme Ай бұрын

So, I found this series like a week or so ago… and it is so good. I love Top Chef, Chopped, Iron Chef, Beat Bobby Flay and all the iterations of Gordon Ramsay shows, but if this was programmed at the same time as those, I’d be watching those later.

@manolo_por_ley Ай бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a while i love you guys

@garrettbelshe8954 7 ай бұрын

Damn I thought this was a part 2. I forgot you're moving them over from ATC 😅

@jenniferbell5070 22 күн бұрын

Brent "ive never made this before" later chrissy crazy "you arent even looking at the directions" brent "i made this before" 😂😂

@BigDad21 7 ай бұрын

Started listening to this on my drive home from working at Hammacher Schlemmer. Our pillows are pretty nice.

@amandasimmons9667 3 ай бұрын

I could watch the 3 of them together for hours lol this was great

@bs-yy8sl 7 ай бұрын

they killed it!

@jaredmercer392 7 ай бұрын

I need more of these 3

@jjmjam2749 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely love your show! I was born and raised in Connecticut and always have chapstick in my pocket.....lol

@kylebailey547 7 ай бұрын

you can truly feel Berts Florida vibes I love it❤

@edwinmartinez7777 7 ай бұрын

Best ep, happy it was reposted 🤣🔥

@davemcgovern4390 7 ай бұрын

Somebody who actually could out talk Bert! Great episode

@elennasofianos545 6 ай бұрын

I laughed SO hard on this episode 😂😂😂😂

@Lovelyloveless 7 ай бұрын

My favorite one by far !! 😂😂

@jessicaholbrook9202 6 ай бұрын

Bert usually drives me nuts with the high energy, but seeing this vibe of him I hit subscribe. legit

@kahlei98 7 ай бұрын

Great episode

@JennywithaG76 6 ай бұрын

Watched this, than made it tonight for dinner…. SOOOOO good!!

@TheS2K4LIFE 7 ай бұрын

Omg I was dying laughing watching this at work

@raidernation_mvp6050 7 ай бұрын

Scooping up the cheese from the counter top and putting it in the bowl is awesome!

@JD73RD 21 күн бұрын

Holy shit I was laughing so hard!!!! What a great episode.

@kksmommy 7 ай бұрын

This and the Ms.Pat one are my favvvvv!! I love the Babes and the Machine

@TiltedTaste 2 ай бұрын

Respect to Chris Distefano giving Props to Massachusetts along side New York for having funny people, you gotta be able to hold your own

@ZachC20 7 ай бұрын

Love this show ❤️

@mr.goldfish7473 7 ай бұрын

with the right guests its super fun

@CayugaKate 7 ай бұрын

Dudes..... I recently invested in a set of linen sheets with a nice trim detail after oogling them for a few years. SO AMAZING, 0 regrets. Will buy again lol Also, this might be my favorite episode : ) Nice work on the dual 10/10 rating, Bert- looked delicious!!

@Papa_Squaat 7 ай бұрын

Chris been waiting for this

@crispy715 Ай бұрын

This is amazing

@emmacanada1354 4 ай бұрын

Chris shovelling pasta in his mouth like he’s never been table-trained was still somehow attractive

@invadergirr420najera8 7 ай бұрын

The last min was the best 😂😂😂😂😂

@okay.bruv. 7 ай бұрын

Yayyyyy I love these two ❤❤❤

@monicaterry2829 7 ай бұрын

"End on that! End on that!"😅😂

@kattah 2 ай бұрын

Chrissy: I never get sick... unless I go down on a woman. We hear you! 🤣

@jacoblesley1802 7 ай бұрын

So much fun!!❤😂🎉🎉

@michaelrodriguez2562 7 ай бұрын

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW.... MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TILL THE LAST SECOND!!! LOL

@jennygagne9099 7 ай бұрын

This is the episode I was waiting for babes. Just need Derosa and Pimpy

@drsavage3262 7 ай бұрын

Holy shit Chrissy put that plate down with a quickness 😂😂😂

@manatees9823 6 ай бұрын

Loved it ❤

@phil6899 7 ай бұрын

Bert gets his rub and tugs at the Massage Mahal.

@go_rizzo_grow 7 ай бұрын

Thank you so much for getting this back on youtube! Also sal is a scumag

@justjp83 2 ай бұрын

I’m not a man is wild af fr!!! 😂 😂 what does that even mean?????

@daltonkidd786 3 ай бұрын

Absolute banger

@maskedmofomike 7 ай бұрын

7:15 Bert does his impression of the bear with a marshmallow in its mouth again. Smiles

@denisemarie3734 7 ай бұрын

HOLY SMOKES THREE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS EVER ON ONE SHOW!!!!

@acecamacho8778 7 ай бұрын

Fucking great episode! Holy shit! That ending had me in tears!

@benjip9349 6 ай бұрын

Sal was for real concerned about Bert chocking, like staring concerned

@user-jg4gq4iy5v 7 ай бұрын

Never a bad pod when chrissy is involved

@lettizzle32 7 ай бұрын

I met Tom Segura at a book signing in Austin and I told him about him being the 3rd celebrity I met. He asked who were the others...I said Ben Affleck (Bert's voice) and Patrick Swayze.