I know more than you

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6 жыл бұрын

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@dj12699 5 жыл бұрын

When the game tries to make you do the tutorial but it's skippable.

@zaos7321 4 жыл бұрын

That was literally, the perfect example of this

@justme-yr2xf 3 жыл бұрын

Doppleganger Code

@Boom__6678 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, indeed. Now, as for Toadsworth....

@j-5087 Жыл бұрын

Professor Oak has no idea that he's dealing with a pokemon master

@korno96 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who works at Lowe’s, I connect with this on a deep level

@miggypopins1273 5 жыл бұрын

Same!

@jonosterman2878 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who knows more than you, so do I.

@ianforsure 4 жыл бұрын

I specifically looked this clip up, just because I had a sneaking suspicion, that this must be a prevalent issue for Lowes or Home Depot workers 😂

@zackmandarino1021 4 жыл бұрын

I’m an electrical pro for Lowe’s and you would be surprised at how much I feel this like I know every electrical product, how they work and how to install it. People are like your wrong I know better and I just respond with have fun with the house fire and that usually gets there attention 😂

@ericwalter3107 4 жыл бұрын

as someone who has been a plumber for 12 years, i know more then you lol

@jacktowers7533 4 жыл бұрын

Word of advice to my fellow customer service friends If you see an older slightly frumpy man with a trolley full of shit walking with purpose not making eye contact with anyone yet somehow looks like he’s in he’s happy place That man does indeed know more than you

@diabloakland 3 жыл бұрын

lol true everywhere except a movie theater

@aceof8S 3 жыл бұрын

@@diabloakland lmao a full trolley in a movie theater?! 😂

@shleymo 3 жыл бұрын

@@aceof8S a trolley full of snacks

@Ebvardh 3 жыл бұрын

From someone working in customer service, we’re happy that’s the case.

@zackrum 2 жыл бұрын

Just like when I bee line for tackle at a pro shop, I know what I'm here for, thank you

@sspunchbop 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that Ron's actor actually probably knows more than this guy makes this scene so much funnier

@clansymbiont8688 2 жыл бұрын

Probably? You pike.

@XxretardhaterxX 2 жыл бұрын

He probably knows a lot more about pronouns and things of that nature.

@VoidEternal 2 жыл бұрын

@@XxretardhaterxX Take a break from the snide, Patriot. It's healthy for you

@jackmorley7444 2 жыл бұрын

Nick Offerman is a professional carpenter

@AmarilloMusicAB 2 жыл бұрын

@@VoidEternal Take a break from the “snide”? How does that word make any sense in that context?

@kealanifaulkner8376 2 жыл бұрын

as a former Lowe’s employee, i preferred the customers who knew way more than me

@TheBrownSys 2 жыл бұрын

😂 I bet you did.

@sarasawyer2816 Жыл бұрын

Same here lol my favorite customers

@n2legos Жыл бұрын

As someone who started working at Lowes a few months ago, I also prefer the customer who knows more than me

@SC2LuckyStrikes Жыл бұрын

They make it so easy. They have the serial numbers for their parts committed to memory. No endless babbling about how they need a "bendy pipe about *this* long" with inane hand gestures.

@obeseperson 9 ай бұрын

@@SC2LuckyStrikesrealest comment I ever read

@guyincognito9831 5 жыл бұрын

Me at the liquor store

@anunentitledmotivatedmille7731 5 жыл бұрын

*As he sips Ouzo.*

@ishheredia9626 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha man this comment and your username, perfect

@Enyap 4 жыл бұрын

Also Ron Swanson at the liquor store.

@Doorkicker505 4 жыл бұрын

Now we are talking !!

@KrushKrills 2 жыл бұрын

Can I help you? I drink more than you lol

@lumvilumvi 3 жыл бұрын

spotify offering me a playlist for a band i’ve been listening for 5 years

@sjmort Жыл бұрын

Love the nice little nod Ron gives to show he's not being rude, just honest, direct and not wanting to waste the other fellas time.

@Kriiispy Жыл бұрын

That "aaallright" has the absolute most perfect delivery, I come back to this clip a lot

@weltervids 4 жыл бұрын

Me as someone with an IT background talking to tech support. "This is the issue. I have spent the last several hours professionally troubleshooting it. For liability or warranty reasons I cannot fix it myself. Please send someone to fix this." "But have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

@thefrostycorner9402 3 жыл бұрын

As a solutions engineer I feel your pain 😅

@demerzel3798 3 жыл бұрын

That’s tough because in that situation you both think the other person is a moron. The IT guy is like “this dipshit is lying, and restarting it will probably fix the issue”

@jasonibanez9855 3 жыл бұрын

@@demerzel3798 As someone who works in IT I regularly have to call in warranty claims with brands. The solution is usually to lie. For example, I was troubleshooting an iMac with a faulty SMC (a hardware issue). That's a warranty claim right there. So when I get on the phone with them and they start asking me if I've tried XYZ, I tell them I have. Albeit I only tried X, but I know that Y and Z are a waste of time.

@CJW0056 3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonibanez9855 ever notice how a piece of equipment that functions properly never needs to be turned off then back on again? All these hoops they make you jump through and it's like they really don't know, they just know that power cycling just delays whatever is actually wrong, but hasn't become a full blown issue yet.

@Tangent_Pixel 2 жыл бұрын

Having friends in Tech Support, and growing up with a dad in IT; I have often heard the statement under muttered breath; "I know it's a stupid question, but my job requires me to ask it, and if I don't I get in trouble." And I've often heard seasoned Tech Support people with actual computer experience say that as professionally as possible: which has conditioned me to list everything I've done as if I'm answering questions before they ask them, so that we can just cut to the chase...

@ronswanson3894 4 жыл бұрын

Well... he is right.

@dominiccourtois4415 3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute don’t you mean “i am right”? Unless, you’re not the real Ron Swanson!!

@unwind6126 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god..you are real Ron Swanson..sir I am big fan of yours .you are amazing

@lilsebastian2209 3 жыл бұрын

You were right mr. Swanson

@BerkshireHathawayCRE 2 жыл бұрын

@@dominiccourtois4415 ofc he’s not the real Ron Swanson! The real Ron would never have his name and or picture on the internet that’s an invasion of privacy

@milkandmeat 11 ай бұрын

I like the subtle nod after he says it., like "no hard feelings, it's just true".

@liquidthex 3 жыл бұрын

Me, shopping for a specific pipe fitting for my sink Lowe's employee: "Can I help you with anything?" Me: "I'm curious why some of these have rubber gaskets and some don't" Lowe's employee: "Hah, yep, that's true" Me: ".... Okay.. thanks.."

@temporaryhandle802 3 жыл бұрын

I just say I don't know much because I don't have much experience but also I know enough to know there's so much I don't know. Also gaskets are needed to seal straight threads while tapered threads seal with friction as they run accross each other when tightened.

@ALXMARTIN 3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie when I can’t hear people I pretend I’m listening. Normally they’ll just go away.

@bohemianbum6082 3 жыл бұрын

Home Depot is better

@nunyabusiness896 2 жыл бұрын

@@bohemianbum6082Just for the love of God don't buy appliances that need to be delivered and installed from them. Buying a stacking washer and dryer for a townhome from them was as hard as asking for a washer and dryer for free.

@energiesrce Жыл бұрын

This story makes me think of the scene from American dad with Roger and Steve in best buy

@blue_pingu 5 жыл бұрын

Me when talking to the gamestop clerks

@temporarymomentary 5 жыл бұрын

That's why I always look for a nerd gamestop clerks. They know things.

@anthonys3587 5 жыл бұрын

@@temporarymomentary Nerds don't work at Gamestop. Retail salesmen work at Gamestop.

@temporarymomentary 5 жыл бұрын

Anthony S Whatever

@nyaxellemonte4230 4 жыл бұрын

It's true though. I tried for about 4 years to get a job at Gamestop and they simply would not hire me because "I lacked the level of job experience that majority of other applicants had." I would come into the store only to see the new, cute, retail-friendly faces who had been chosen over me. Usually females around 20-30 or older guys around 40. They are very good at being retail workers but gosh they don't know what they were talking about. I had a girl ask me what console I wanted my Mario Party game for... and another guy who didn't believe I completed Dark Souls because he read it was "one of the hardest games of all time." The one that pissed me off the most was when I wanted to buy a new copy of Pokémon X/Y. This guy tried to argue with me about how I was wasting my money not buying the used copy because cartridges don't scratch and they're usually in perfect condition. First off, I don't care. I'm buying this as a gift and I don't want to give your shitty company money. Secondly, please listen to me the first time I tell you no. I'm here to purchase a game and I know what I want. This transaction should have only taken 5-7 minutes max. I have since worked several retail jobs in areas I had no prior knowledge in, so I respect that these workers are just trying to make money like everyone else. I just wish that they hired people actually passionate about games. I feel like my experiences wouldn't have been as negative.

@squidsaj1302 4 жыл бұрын

As long as they sell. Convinced my mom she just had to buy a switch

@Titanx404 5 жыл бұрын

When I go into a Best Buy

@mistercr0wbar400 5 жыл бұрын

god damn it i was just about to say this lol

@weston407 5 жыл бұрын

same

@Spoons7414 5 жыл бұрын

Nerds

@temporarymomentary 4 жыл бұрын

IceTitans Planet They only work there. Work in Best Buy : Just show up and hide.

@zelkuta 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. This.

@spacecadet0697 5 жыл бұрын

Me when I go to the People Who Know Nothing Convention.

@alexibarra4254 4 жыл бұрын

But why are you there in the first place?

@michaelthompson3284 4 жыл бұрын

That's the only place I'm able to do it at!

@leifsather2989 3 жыл бұрын

So the Jon Snow convention?

@gorgolyt 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexibarra4254 I don't think he knows.

@mattdouglas8900 3 жыл бұрын

Can't relate

@fluxmuldar 5 жыл бұрын

Me at Guitar Center.

@shanezenmusic 5 жыл бұрын

Ugh guitar center is the worst

@edgarmusikkind Жыл бұрын

he proved that in The Last Of Us

@whoDatBeDare 5 жыл бұрын

I'd say "Sure. What would you like to know?"

@mateodoris6856 Жыл бұрын

Bill was warning people about the outbreak for years lmao

@DrHavoc1 5 жыл бұрын

When you meet John Snow

@leifsather2989 4 жыл бұрын

Jon*

@michaelthompson3284 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like this comment deserves more likes

@jackiem1682 4 жыл бұрын

When your mother in law offers parenting advice 😂

@okene Жыл бұрын

When your mother*

@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Жыл бұрын

This is me when entertainment news sites recommend an article "explaining" Star Wars to me.

@BabbaBooey-dc2pd 5 жыл бұрын

Me when the NPC tells me about pokemon training school

@duncan343 4 жыл бұрын

Lowe's employee here. Same

@rebeccabeldon3308 2 жыл бұрын

I used to work at Lowe’s. As a cashier. Everyone knew more than me.

@howard525 Жыл бұрын

This is Bill in the last of us lol

@Tejiant Жыл бұрын

Bill, 1 year before outbreak day.

@prenzpries1087 Жыл бұрын

The Last of Us 👌👌

@dookeland8 4 жыл бұрын

When the bartender tells me to slow down on the whiskey

@AlasdairGR 4 жыл бұрын

Hades Lord of the Underworld That’s because when you drink, you know things.

@Ultra_Sauce 18 күн бұрын

Techmarine: is there a load out you’re working on brother Arcturius? Sternguard: I know more than you

@pie112098 5 жыл бұрын

When I go into spirit halloween

@Doorkicker505 4 жыл бұрын

Yes !!!

@drewsome89 Жыл бұрын

That subtle nod at the end is the best

@Revick_Revas 2 жыл бұрын

When a person wants to talk about Star Wars with me but they only saw the movies.

@DragonGuitar171 5 жыл бұрын

When i see myself in the mirror

@dashat2041 5 жыл бұрын

This is low key the Funniest hehehe

@MEIZimm 3 жыл бұрын

This hit the point of "laughing so hard it came out as wheezing" in like .87 seconds

@mrdreamy1747 Жыл бұрын

This is the moment when Ron Swanson knew more than you.

@patrickcousins13 4 жыл бұрын

The guy's nametag says "Dave Freemop"

@arialblade1224 4 жыл бұрын

Everytime I enter a GameStop to buy a switch accessory and they try to get me to buy a premium or membership insider magazine.

@nx9100 3 ай бұрын

Me, every time i walk into the Lego store. (My first set was the '89 pirate ship)

@DocJerky 3 жыл бұрын

The best part of this, is that it is true.

@srgzachattack1594 4 жыл бұрын

When your at best buy and an employee tries to up-sale you to a shittier laptop

@SmashLiXs 3 жыл бұрын

you're

@quinton6463 3 жыл бұрын

@@SmashLiXs *ur

@SmashLiXs 3 жыл бұрын

@@quinton6463 huh?

@bobjones6754 2 жыл бұрын

When you’re at Best Buy and the employee tries to sell you an hp omen lol

@jlcritch3718 5 жыл бұрын

I work at Lowe’s and you right.

@jonosterman2878 4 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@Ttomisabeast1581967 4 жыл бұрын

I am a Lowe’s associate as well and this is too goddamn accurate

@BrandonMontoya2 3 ай бұрын

Me at work when the office comes down. “By the book”

@stevewardlaw Жыл бұрын

When you're watching Skip Bayless talk about sports

@lieutenantomni3642 Жыл бұрын

this is literally me, my dad, or my grandpa everytime either one of us go to home depot or harbor freight. every single time.

@sketchycat6223 5 жыл бұрын

Walking into Pet Smart like

@gumrock_ 5 жыл бұрын

Me at the dispensary

@ultimatetrashboy419 4 жыл бұрын

When the professor asks if you know how to catch Pokémon

@delraybrewer 3 жыл бұрын

I've used this exact like when walking into a new liquor store and get asked if I need help picking something

@alexandrapalomares6177 4 жыл бұрын

Me as I walked in at barns and noble/hobby lobby store.

@barrettdent405 4 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson is actually a woodworker. So in fact, he quite probably actually DOES know more than the average Lowe's or Home Depot employee.

@cakes8019 10 ай бұрын

Wrong! Ron is his character. Obviously I know more than you

@bmkallday1999 3 жыл бұрын

I worked at Home Depot over the summer, and it was just like this.

@scarybaldguy 3 ай бұрын

Me on my 943rd Borderlands playthrough when Claptrap tells me there are new missions available at the bounty board.

@dqdq7112 5 жыл бұрын

Me when i go to a morgue

@sdHansy 2 жыл бұрын

Whenever I enter a typical electronics store

@ZanyCat 9 ай бұрын

I used to work at Lowe's an I must say the acting in their training videos is top-tier.

@dabambino1861 4 жыл бұрын

When I've been teaching for 20 years and my administrator approaches me.

@DAFIZZIF Жыл бұрын

When someone says they love all music, and you bring up shoegaze and they have no idea what you are talking about...

@StuckInCinema21 4 жыл бұрын

Film Buffs at a Movie Store

@yshsjdjgrhehs7671 2 жыл бұрын

My modo when I used to work at Lowes. "If they need help they'll ask for it."- Me 2016

@aaronmarks9366 Жыл бұрын

God Bless 2016

@juanpardo9547 5 ай бұрын

I wanna do this at a blicks or another major art supply retailer. I’ve been a fine artist for a decade who makes his own canvas and sometimes grind my own paints. I know more than most.

@federicoparis9523 2 жыл бұрын

this is hilarious haha, i just found this gem

@shawnsmith4279 5 жыл бұрын

Literally ever single time I go to a supply store.

@stevemuzak8526 2 жыл бұрын

He actualy knows more that most lowes workers. He’s a professional carpenter.

@Snookbone Жыл бұрын

No, really? I hadn't heard that before

@cya5983 2 жыл бұрын

When Dawn shows me what a Pokémon Center is.

@adamrobledo684 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the people at Lowe’s and Home Depot are actually really helpful and give you good advice.

@aulden69 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, if you’re useless then, yes

@andromedaiscoming185 2 жыл бұрын

Lol good one

@fredg8199 2 жыл бұрын

I like them old retired tradesman who “work a few days” between golfing. You’ll find one in every section. The young men on shift will ask “is Joe working plumbing today? I’ll check.”

@keithklassen5320 2 жыл бұрын

@@fredg8199 It's especially common in plumbing and electrical, trades with a lot of very particular details and non-intuitive requirements. Those are the departments that most need someone with a depth of experience, and thankfully most big-box hardware stores are smart enough to put at least one of those old codgers there. Now, whether or not they're in that particular day....

@nevermindmyname813 Жыл бұрын

I went to Candian Tire. The employee didn't know what shelf lining was. He showed me parchment paper

@Trev_Swen 3 жыл бұрын

When an Elderly person tries to explain video games to me:

@Katarinarabbit 5 жыл бұрын

When I go to an auto parts store

@joshuaslomba971 4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck yes.... half the time at least.... last dude insisted I use the one part.... only to find it completely did not fit

@McFlysGarage 4 жыл бұрын

Jeep Ford Guy V6 or V8? I just need wiper blades...

@Judah_Katzenberger 3 жыл бұрын

There's always one dude at an auto parts store who knows more than you do, but he's usually in the back doing real work.

@MasterBeighter 3 жыл бұрын

People always make fun of auto parts store employees for not knowing very much about cars. The reason is most parts stores pay 30% less than you'd make being a tech at a local shop. So the only people that get hired at parts stores are the ones who weren't good enough to get hired as a tech

@SpicyPotatoe 3 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaslomba971 fuck me, right? I went and bought spark plugs for my old van and when I got home, realized they weren't the right kind. Went back, the guy insisted they were the right ones, but offered to refund me. Went to Toyota because they were the only ones who sold the correct ones. Fuck you, man. I'm telling you that you weren't giving me the right ones.

@thefandomshow3888 Жыл бұрын

Me to pretty much any Best Buy employee.

@Tactix_se Жыл бұрын

The way he says alright is so funny to me

@coldzoroark6440 2 жыл бұрын

Me whenever I play a new Pokemon game

@joey7560 2 жыл бұрын

this is me everytime i walk into a reptile shop-

@Megakoolguy357 2 жыл бұрын

Anywhere when looking for reloading supplies 😂

@UnderCeeJ42069 Жыл бұрын

The Last of Us brought me back here 🤣

@sniper161718 3 ай бұрын

Me on every job interview

@R.Tafolla 3 жыл бұрын

Me when I go to my local gun store

@porygon4023 4 жыл бұрын

When the petsmart employee asks me about the aquarium/terrarium supplies I'm buying

@lpadilla8914 5 жыл бұрын

When I go into a Barnes & Noble

@danieldurham5076 5 жыл бұрын

That's me at Lowe's or Home Depot.

@jedimindglitch89 Жыл бұрын

This is how I imagine most rat owners feel at pet stores

@Flinn8 5 ай бұрын

As a full-stack software developer of 15 years, retired semi-professional PC gamer, tech hobbyist who still frequently watches & reads the latest news on computing-related hardware - This is how I feel walking through a Best Buy or MicroCenter when the teenager employee asks if he can help me😅

@alowebrady4071 5 жыл бұрын

Me: *watching parks and rec* Dad: *walks in and see nick* That’s the guy in that Lowe’s video! (My dad knowing because he works at Lowe’s) Me: *looks up the video, now yelling at people* I KNOW MORE THAN YOU

@briancoleman971 4 жыл бұрын

Literally me at Lowes lol

@dancegregorydance6933 Жыл бұрын

Wow as somebody who works in a hardware store I relate to this poor guy

@bobross4449 3 жыл бұрын

AKA Padmé’s maid to the Jedi Council

@murphdog9506 5 жыл бұрын

When I walk into a vitamin shop

@thegreedyworm3120 11 ай бұрын

This is exactly how it is!

@anakinskywalker1287 2 жыл бұрын

Me when someone asks me about Star Wars.

@Goabnb94 3 жыл бұрын

Have heard about a worker who just started advising somebody to get an impact driver for their project, getting reamed out by their manager for not suggesting a drill because it can "screw AND drill". Bruh, if you knew what you're selling, you'd know that impact drivers are far better than a drills for screws, and people don't necessarily need a multipurpose tool that does okay when the specialized one does better at that one task.