I Let Jesus Take The Wheel,And He Crashed The Car (rare 1970's country vinyl)

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I Let Jesus Take The Wheel,And He Crashed The Car (rare 1970's country vinyl)

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Coming Back With Another AI Hit Single From The Vaults Of AI. Cowboy Pbop Delivers Us A Song About The Time Period Where He Let Jesus Take The Wheel And Somehow Jesus Managed To Crash The Car . Cowboy Pbop Would Suffer Some Injuries Nothing Too Major . After The Incident He Would Write It Into A Song .#aimusic #ai #aisongs #comedymusic #music

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@victorriceroni8455 Ай бұрын

Jesus turned water into wine. He drank way too much water to drive.

@mistylover7398 Ай бұрын

🤣

@Minronis Ай бұрын

Saw him turn all the water in a man's body into wine. I still hear the screams.

@joshosborne450 18 күн бұрын

It's great you commented on your own music. For this amazing song

@JNukem098 15 күн бұрын

man i'm going to hell for laughing at this too hard lmao

@robertaylor9218 12 күн бұрын

Cheeky bastard just orders water and bread. He gets smashed on the water and pushes the breadbasket to you with the words “eat me punk”. Lmfao

@JeromeHoward-bx5ir Ай бұрын

I didn't know they had Uber in the 70s.

@dwellyn Ай бұрын

They didn't.

@JidoKashi Ай бұрын

Yeah it’s in the style. Not meant to actually trick people into thinking it actually WAS from the 70’s.

@brettreynolds1976 Ай бұрын

*Jewber

@bunnyman1013 Ай бұрын

I'm guessing you didn't know its AI

@neoqwerty 27 күн бұрын

I feel so sorry for your comment attracting all the people who don't recognize a joke holy shit.

@JNukem098 15 күн бұрын

"Dude, you're gonna kill me. I'm not like you, i won't come back to life" funniest shit i've heard in the song 🤣🤣

@cosmiccowboy_ Ай бұрын

Stop taking the wheel, Jesus. I'm trying to drive

@mistylover7398 Ай бұрын

Same.

@alexoblivion9295 Ай бұрын

He just gets angrier and angrier

@antoniodevigo4788 Ай бұрын

Yep, he's getting there!😹😹😹

@rezlogan4787 Ай бұрын

That face has me rolling!

@Vulture135 Ай бұрын

Well, I think most people would be pissed off if Jesus' drunk a** totaled their damn car.

@JakobHausler 3 күн бұрын

Thats the funniest part

@aquatarkus2022 Ай бұрын

Jesus ain't even got a license! There goes your insurance bro.

@mistylover7398 Ай бұрын

Monday

@foxsparrow8973 Ай бұрын

Still better than 99% of country made today

@bobhope4949 Ай бұрын

Is this ai?

@SpoopyNekoBitsy Ай бұрын

@bobhope4949 I don't know for sure but I think so If I'm wrong someone please correct me

@W.Afton154 Ай бұрын

@bobhope4949 ya it is I believe it is udio it's free to use and on Google

@TheGoofSaloon 24 күн бұрын

@@SpoopyNekoBitsy Yeh, this is AI. The AI shitpost parody music revolution is in full swing 😂

@TheScrootch 13 күн бұрын

Nah, this isn't A.I. this is an unpublished song from Johnny Cash

@Leafer55 Ай бұрын

His blood is wine...

@SentientSingularity Ай бұрын

BAC 1.00

@Leafer55 Ай бұрын

@@SentientSingularity goddamn right it is

@darrellcook8253 Ай бұрын

Way over the limit. WAAAY OVER.

@ViolettaD1485 Ай бұрын

Transubstantiation.

@archangel9363 11 күн бұрын

Peter Griffin: Wait, is THIS[sacramental wine] really the Blood of Christ?! Priest: Yes Peter: Oh man, Jesus must've been wasted 24 hours a day! 🥴

@PersonOfTheInternet280 Ай бұрын

Catholics pray to St. Christopher when driving. He carried Jesus home drunk once.

@dubuyajay9964 Ай бұрын

Nice man.

@hunterhansen79 18 күн бұрын

St. Christopher is said to have carried a child across a river, and once they made it to the other side, the child revealed himself to be Jesus.

@MetalheadAndNerd 7 күн бұрын

@@hunterhansen79But how drunk was he?

@Craig-j2e 6 күн бұрын

Get bent. Hell is forever.

@timothylocklear2961 Ай бұрын

Anybody else notice that on the cover, Jesus is driving the opposite direction of the rest of the traffic?

@Merylstreep1949 Ай бұрын

😂

@Cleric0Youth Ай бұрын

Also Jesus left hand has two thumbs

@richardhallyburton 28 күн бұрын

Yes. I guess that explains the expressions on their faces.

@TomThe-HengeBowler 7 күн бұрын

That's why Jesus is doing 20 to 10 in the state pen...

@jonathansteiner8053 Ай бұрын

This is proper use of AI

@KSCHREIN2 Ай бұрын

He tried to drive the car aCROSS the water.

@brianwesley28 Ай бұрын

He may walk on water but he doesn't hydroplane well.

@Leafer55 Ай бұрын

You nailed that one

@mistylover7398 Ай бұрын

@@Leafer55 lol ✝️

@larrylaffer3246 Ай бұрын

Jesus doesn't fear death or prisons. The man can get himself out of both in 3 days tops.

@nicholashodges201 Ай бұрын

Okay, seriously, letting them nail your skinny ass to a cross so you can resurrect yourself 3 days later is a bit much when all he needed was even a public defender. In every account that's the hardest I've seen a judge work to not convict But then he would've lost that particular flex

@mintypotato777 Ай бұрын

yet he let John rot on Patmos for 100 years just for lols. someone needs to look closer at this guy's tendencies

@lindseyshupee Ай бұрын

um but doesn't it say somewhere that a day with jesus is like a thousand years... so that's.... three thousand years LOL

@larrylaffer3246 Ай бұрын

@@lindseyshupee I said he himself doesn't fear either because of the length didn't I? Still 1000 Days, that's what a little over/under 3 Years? Some prison sentences last longer and/or are for life so that'd be actually quite quick when you get down to brass tacks.

@orctrihar 27 күн бұрын

"My hands must be a temple, BECAUSE THOSE FISTS ARE OPEN BAR !!!" -JC

@brianwesley28 Ай бұрын

Thats what you get for drinking yourself into a walking blackout, meeting some dude named Jesús at a bar, and fhen letting Jesús drive your car.

@feschneider1985 Ай бұрын

I've been laughing at this for, like, five minutes straight. The cover alone...

@gameplayspark1821 Ай бұрын

I've been laughing too but now im just listening casually chillin to it

@macdeus2601 17 күн бұрын

The picture is fucking epic.

@BitestheStuff Ай бұрын

I'd never let Jesus take the wheel. We'd probably get pulled over by Romans or something.

@MadGamerRus Ай бұрын

Never let him drive in Romania 😭

@Lobsterwithinternet 24 күн бұрын

Jesus: “Remember: No Aramaic.”

@enzoofelba Ай бұрын

Just looked closer at the picture and saw tail lights … realizing that Jesus is driving on the wrong side. JFC

@grahamlopez3742 Ай бұрын

Well yeah, dude was born in like 30 BC, he doesn't know how to drive

@LandCfan 13 күн бұрын

Exactly! And I think once someone reaches over 1000, they should be required to retest regularly for their license.

@kingsecho3351 Ай бұрын

We are playing this song at church this Sunday with the praise team haha

@robothunter1035 Ай бұрын

Jesus is all about love each other and stuff, but he's a shitty designated driver.

@dguy0386 Ай бұрын

in a unusual twist of events, the local church would probably be willing to provide bail money

@SecondaryHomunculus Ай бұрын

Last time I let Jesus take the wheel he drove from my house in Upstate New York to somewhere in the middle of the Australian Outback in a rented Subaru Outback. He killed a kangaroo and grilled it with some plants he found growing around. As we ate, he told me stories about angry servants and keepers of the flame. Then the acid wore off. I was in the parking lot of some shitty Australia-themed restaurant with a bunch of partially eaten burgers and a couple of those fried onion monstrosities scattered around on the seats and floor of the car. Apparently this song had been on repeat, and I had been "singing" along, for at least twelve hours after getting the food. Point is, make sure you know the source, kids. A friend's father's former bandmate's basement utility sink is apparently a good one. 👍 I miss the 90s.

@BomberMonkAssassin32 Ай бұрын

I let jesus take the wheel & he crashed the car that would have made a 70s & 80s comedy movie in way of smokey & the bandit about a drunk dude being to drunk to drive and he allows jesus to drive but ends up getting into a high speed chase from the police and state troopers through 7 states

@patrickhernandez785 Ай бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂 That Would Be A Classic If It Was A Movie .

@lzrshark617 Ай бұрын

Dammit, now I wish this was real. I'd absolutely pay to watch that

@anthonyschueller1284 Ай бұрын

Lmfao! Funniest rebuttal to "Jesus take the wheel" ever!!! 😂😂😂

@NickBracegirdle-kd3bk Ай бұрын

“I Pray to God, His Son, wouldn’t crash” goes hard as fuck in the paint.

@nashobasipokni3628 Ай бұрын

Mad Messiah- Road Rager of the Resurrection

@SewardWriter Ай бұрын

I so want to sneak this onto my local country station.

@julianhermanubis6800 Ай бұрын

That would be absolutely fucking hilarious. And the FCC would be all over their ass. 😆

@BomberMonkAssassin32 18 күн бұрын

Go for it 😂

@michellepimental1996 17 күн бұрын

Please tell me your near Woonsocket rhode island lmao and if you get it on radio , I need to know cause this would be gold 🤣 like I need this to happen and see or hear the reactions.

@michellepimental1996 17 күн бұрын

Also if your not near me and know of a way I could hear the radio station you air it on, I need to know. I'm addicted to this ai music now and I need this in my life🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StrangeScaryNewEngland 14 күн бұрын

@@michellepimental1996 I somewhat recently went to Woonsocket for a Johnny Cash tribute concert at that fancy-ass theatre.

@Niklas.the.13th. Ай бұрын

Yea, letting a Jewish man from year zero to drive is probably not a good idea.

@skinchen Ай бұрын

lol

@julianhermanubis6800 Ай бұрын

This wouldn't have happened with Zeus. Greek gods can hold their liquor.

@notreallymyname3736 Ай бұрын

Zeus is guaranteed to have at least a couple of warrants. You know why. 😂

@julianhermanubis6800 Ай бұрын

@notreallymyname3736 I am not sure how that will work when the suspects' descriptions include a large bull and a swan.

@notreallymyname3736 Ай бұрын

@@julianhermanubis6800 haha that's a solid point!

@neoqwerty 27 күн бұрын

@@julianhermanubis6800 You forgot the rain once, too

@MarquisLeary34 Ай бұрын

Actual Jesus of Nazareth: "PBOP! That's not ME, you're high on some bad meth and that's some junkie who wandered out from under an interstate overpass! Listen for once!

@1C3CR34M Ай бұрын

*jesus walking out of the bar ready to drive his friends home* where’s PBOP? Guess he drive home, hope he’s OK.”

@rathraven1313 Ай бұрын

It was Brian actually.

@Thatkidthomas Ай бұрын

JESUS DROVE FOR UBER IN THE 70S

@dontaylor7315 Ай бұрын

Luckily he didn't get any passengers because there was no Uber app in the '70s.

@mm72213 Ай бұрын

"The drunk guy was an afthole to lend jesus his GD car"😂😂

@jamesslick4790 Ай бұрын

@@dontaylor7315 In the '70s you needed to use a rotary phone to get an Uber. Not an "app" but a string of digits!

@dontaylor7315 Ай бұрын

@@jamesslick4790 Omygod that's killing me!😆😂😅

@jamesslick4790 Ай бұрын

@@dontaylor7315 Of course this IS a 2024 "AI" generated tune, So I had to adjust the time scale. And I was a grown ass man in the late 1970s. LOL. Uber ITSELF didn't exist in the 20th Century. We used something called a "taxicab", That you ACTUALLY got using a rotary phone!

@kerwinbrown4180 Ай бұрын

Ha, ha, jokes on him. He was so drunk he didn't realize it was Satan trolling him.😈

@oriontigley5089 Ай бұрын

Nah, Satan's actually a good driver

@TWM1122 Ай бұрын

you better let me get into heaven for this shit

@novemberguy7087 Ай бұрын

I can't believe nobody has made this joke it's so obvious and hilarious.

@IVIUT3D Ай бұрын

My Jesus likes to party

@mattz4229 Ай бұрын

I have no idea why this showed up to me, but I am glad it did.

@konigeurichderwestgoten4460 Ай бұрын

I reckon Yeshua (better know by his Roman name of Jesus) would get a laugh outta this. Remember, whenever somebody says to be more like Jesus, you just remind them he chased people out of the temple with a cat-o-nine tails!

@Uncle_Dave_Dave Ай бұрын

for changing money and selling livestock in a place of worship*

@Uncle_Dave_Dave Ай бұрын

but yes, jesus does think this song is funny, i approve.

@frankporter508 Ай бұрын

Amazing song! Great job. 😂

@CycolacFan Ай бұрын

Friends don’t let imaginary friends drive drunk.

@Oscarsgrouchy Ай бұрын

😂❤

@blackmagician7645 Ай бұрын

That would explain why Jesus didn't let the imaginary singing cowboy take the wheel.😅

@CycolacFan Ай бұрын

@@blackmagician7645 Jesus isn’t real, but if the cowboy isn’t then who is singing the song?

@blackmagician7645 Ай бұрын

@@CycolacFan Ask Jesus.😅

@CycolacFan Ай бұрын

@@blackmagician7645 can’t, he’s imaginary. 😉

@StoneBuck Ай бұрын

The title alone cracked me up

@lokigordon6311 Ай бұрын

Don't trust him with a car. Not to mention the nails probably make the pedals stick. He drove mules.

@kyleeames8229 Ай бұрын

Yeah, letting folks from the Iron Age drive without all the drivers' ed any of us would need to become competent is a bad idea...

@misterfox6882 Ай бұрын

I love how the other cars facing backwards

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Ай бұрын

the look on their faces is as good as the song! 🤣💀

@landyachtfan79 Ай бұрын

0:27!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I NEEDED this laugh today!!!!!

@LouCooper 9 күн бұрын

Please release this on iTunes and Spotify, I want this in my rotation 😂😂

@KaijuBiologist Ай бұрын

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you. And I love that picture.

@user-qp6ew7vf7r Ай бұрын

Jesus in a Smokey and the Bandit movie.

@2chandra2furious 9 күн бұрын

"im not like you i won't come back" 😂😂😂

@AlbertRossi92 17 күн бұрын

A, I , no Uber in the 1970's .

@matthewjoiner4026 Ай бұрын

Keep these songs a coming. Better than most new country or rock music now days

@USMCGHOST420 Ай бұрын

"Jesus fuckin Christ you're gonna kill me I'm not like you i won't come back to life" 😅🤣👌🏼

@NobodySpecialNerdery 9 күн бұрын

Best song commercially available

@wombleofwimbledon5442 Ай бұрын

Soooooo close to awesome.

@NarffetWerlz Ай бұрын

One of the best examples of AI art I've seen. Bravo.

@smaugfrost Ай бұрын

Jesus could not even drive three nails into a wooden cross. How is he supposed to drive my man's whip home from the bar?

@DnshSbsb 26 күн бұрын

Wow love this song 💓

@martiendejong8857 24 күн бұрын

You AI guys are insane! Jizzing out one crazy banger after another, this is going to turn the music industry completely upside down!

@bobbyjr7835 Ай бұрын

I had plenty of nights when Jesus took the wheel 😂

@MrNerdcode Ай бұрын

listend to it cleaning my kitchen, fkn lost it every few seconds 🤣

@daviddavid5880 Ай бұрын

I would so hang out in this honky tonk

@mattmarzula Ай бұрын

Anyone ever noticed all the crosses lining the roadsides around the country? I've never seen a Star of David or Crescent Moon. I'm thinking they're better drivers.

@etsequentia6765 Ай бұрын

When Jesus tells you to flee the scene, you flee the damn scene. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the evidence, you get rid of the damn evidence. And when Jesus tells you to get rid of the witnesses, you damn well better get rid of the witnesses. Because Jesus loves you.

@ammiller3911 Ай бұрын

I love this song and plan to play it in church this sunday.

@DarkWish98 24 күн бұрын

this is the best song on the internet.

@randomcanad14n3h 2 күн бұрын

I can't believe these Ai songs have better quality storytelling/humour, singing and instrumentals than most top chart music... The computer said "nahh these guys use me to produce garbage I can do better myself"💀

@PaulPolizzo-px5fz Ай бұрын

The inspiration for Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood

@Mike-kw5xv Ай бұрын

This song appeared to me on a midnight and I don't know where it came from or why but man was it funny!

@SharkBait19904 16 күн бұрын

Jesus had a little to much wine in his body

@kflashcarr1992 Ай бұрын

Made it about halfway through before my blasphemy limit was reached.

@briant5039 Ай бұрын

no worries, Kflashcarr888, god is imaginary

@normaningemann3868 Ай бұрын

The song tries to hard to be funny! Too many lyrics!

@garystinten9339 Ай бұрын

The cover art reminds me of a single from a soundtrack of a crazy 70s movie

@raymondkidwell7135 Ай бұрын

This is Hank Williams jr slightly modified

@Showgirlable 22 күн бұрын

Wolf of Wall Street! ❤ these Graphics! Great Summer Song.

@JeffSherlock Ай бұрын

It is rare, because nobody in the 1970s heard of it then, either.

@Uncle_Dave_Dave 16 күн бұрын

swear to god; jesus tailgated me and gave my ford a lovetap 3-4 times in the mid90s. dude was driving like a complete maniac

@TheCreedBratton 28 күн бұрын

This song has turned me into a believer. Hallelujah!

@LennyBanter Ай бұрын

I didn't know Uber was a thing in the 1970's. You learn something everyday.

@user-ij4nc1cw2n Ай бұрын

Don't worry Lord I've got a 4x4 we can just go off road we're good Amen 🙏😁

@patrickhernandez785 Ай бұрын

@@user-ij4nc1cw2n jesus on a 4 wheeler or dirt bike would be rad.

@user-ij4nc1cw2n Ай бұрын

@@patrickhernandez785 actually I really like the picture it would look awesome on my shop wall because there's no way my wife will let me have it in the house and that's a fact Jack 🤣👍🍻

@AdmiralyBoring Ай бұрын

Unscheduled reboot

@clutchpowers9509 Ай бұрын

I FOUND JESUS.! He was behind the sofa all this time..!

@HiThere-du4up 6 күн бұрын

Of course Jesus would crash a car. He has a history of taking these long walks. lol

@MadGamerRus Ай бұрын

Never let him drive in Romania, those Romans certainly bear a grudge against him 😭

@lokigordon6311 Ай бұрын

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my whole life❤😂

@ViewtifulSlayer 15 күн бұрын

AI revolutionizing country music was not on my bingo card for 2024, but it's welcome?

@BrenTenkage Ай бұрын

god that art just tells a fucking story, like this is the climax of the Movie where Ted and Jesus go on a wild Blues Brothers Chase

@Mail_in_voter Ай бұрын

No wonder he used to walk everywhere, his blood was straight wine.

@michaelscott1658 Ай бұрын

Based on their eyeballs, Jesus & his partner riding shotgun are both tweaking HARD!

@randymixon9637 Ай бұрын

GASP!!!! 😅😅😅 I JUST BROKE 5 RIBS LAUGHING AT THIS DAMN SONG.

@jamesalfredstrong8106 Ай бұрын

I dare you to go to Amish country and play this loud in a stagecoach 😂

@SpenceCurry Ай бұрын

Bet the bible belt loved this. Just like they like jetton and wheeler who mine similar territory. Love it.

@Orthane Ай бұрын

We say "Let Jesus take the wheel" but we always forget he was born thousands of years ago, he doesn't know how to drive.

@Traxhgvngclxn6 Ай бұрын

If he crashed I don't think that was jesus

@notreallymyname3736 Ай бұрын

I really want to sneak this into one of the old mix CD's that my Dad keeps in the truck.

@n.b.eskerata1678 Ай бұрын

You should have asked Anubis to drive instead. He's a good driver, but he likes to stick his head out the window while he drives.

@jeffreyash3802 Ай бұрын

So hilarious 🤣

@Psychedelic_TimeTraveller86 Ай бұрын

love these ai songs 😁👍

@Aerodeth 15 күн бұрын

"Youre lucky I dont fight your ass and ask you how my fist tastes!" Dude... you probably dont wanna pick a fight with a guy that chased crooked merchants out of a holy temple with a fucking makeshift whip!