I’m not married, and even I know this argument will go absolutely nowhere.

My husband doesn’t always tell me “I’m getting in the car.” He just comes back in and goes “you ready?! I’ve been waiting!” Gah!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Haha your wife is the best! She’s so chill. And you should let her know when you’re goin to the car Sebastian! Love you guys 😍

Can we talk about her sunglasses. They look like my coffee table.

This quarantine is gonna produce so much new comedy material. I can't wait.

I've learned to not walk out the door without my wife. Otherwise this happens every time. You'll learn Seb. Aren't you embarrassed?!

My husband does this to me almost every time we’re going out. He just goes out the door and doesn’t say anything. And I like don’t have shoes on yet, haven’t gotten the pocketbook and the coat from the closet. And I think he’s just ran out to take some garbage out before we leave and then doesn’t come back in. And then by time I’m done putting the shoes on, getting the pocketbook and the coat and making it to the car he’s flipping out. And I say every time I don’t know why you sprint to the friggin car. You don’t even see if I’ve even put my shoes on yet!

I would def expect a call out of “I’ll be in the car.” I think that’s protocol. 🧐

I LOVE ur wife...she’s smart & sassy!!! Happy Mother’s Day to her!!!

Sorry lollll your wife wins this one 😂😂 who walks out of the house and doesn't say "I'll be in the car" ?? Lollll

This looks like ......too much time together in quarantine 😂

Rule 1 on Mother’s Day: never argue with your woman!! At least for today!

Best 6 words in the English language: I’ll just wait in the car.

There's two ways to argue with your wife. BOTH of them are WRONG.

That's how us women are!! Snickers craving can come up at ANY time. Lol 😂

Great example of how the female brain connects everything to everything else, whereas the male brain is only on one topic at a time -- (both are a strength as well as a weakness). Notice how she inadvertently deflected the argument and got him off topic? It's classic, I tell ya! LOL -- you can tell there's a lot of love between these two. Thank you for keeping us laughing -- you guys are so wonderful! ♡

Happy Mother's Day, Lana! 🌷 😁

Omg my mom does thing that Sebastian does of walking out of the house way too early when I'm getting ready and waits by the car just complaining haha I gotta side with the Wife on this one!

This is fairly easy to fix in many situations. Stop assuming your spouse knows exactly what you're doing or thinking. Communicate your intentions. I swear so many issues could be resolved or at the very least diminished by simple communication.🙄

Thanks for your amazing style of comedy Mr. Maniscalco. I’ve introduced my dad to you recently and we know have a reason to bond during this quarantine:)

I love how she masterfully changed the subject from you waiting in the car to stealing candy from pinatas.

I'm usually sayin "Babe I'll be in the car don't overdo it you hot as you are."

The last piñata I experienced at a party was filled with airplane size liquor bottles. So much fun! Btw...it was not a children’s party.

The candy, that's his story and he's sticking to it. Now, as an older, wiser, very old, woman, a bit of advice my dear. When a man says he's going outside and he sits in the car, he's waiting for you. Yes, he will gripe you take too long, all men do that. He might wander off and do other things, but he'll always say, he was waiting for you. Remember when you go shopping and he waits outside for you, haha. We tend to take too long doing that too. (Yes, Sebastian I know) My dear, give him a kiss, you know where he is, and he's waiting for you. Bless. Be safe, be happy, give your little girl a piece of that candy. I know people don't want the kids to have candy today, and I don't agree with that, they're only children once. My son had the birthday fairies, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the good job in school elves, that made sure he had cookies for those tough days. He's 27 years old now and bought his first house last year. He's a Conductor on the M.B.T.A. did that all by himself. I still make dinners, and buy his work boots, cause I'm still...Ma. Again, take care wishing you all the best.

Hahahaha, it is mother's day and when you're craving a mini snickers, I mean🤷🏼‍♀️😂🤣😂

My hubby does the same crap. We need to leave in like 10 minutes. He decides to get on the phone have a long conversation now we're late. I hate late.

Yeah, it’s Mother’s Day, she gets a pass but, recon formation is needed, turn on the a/c , pump your jams and wait

You both have me laughing my butt off. I love how you both are such wonderful people. It’s refreshing to watch you. Great humor without having to insult each other that’s true humor! :-)

I don't even bother anymore. I have 3 daughters and the wife. I live in my car. I take naps, get out and walk my dog, eat a snack, take another nap. Hours and hours and they all come out looking the same.

This quarantine is going to cut many marriages short.

For some reason, I just assumed Sebastian's wife would look like Fran Drescher.

As a guy I tell the person in the house “I’ll be waiting in the car.” But hey we all do things different no big.

When my dad walks out of the house it hardly ever means he’s going in the car right away he usually does a turn around the house or the garden to check some stuff and then he finds something that bothers him and will spend 15-20 min on that bullshit THEN he’ll get in the car and spend another 10 min trying to connect his phone to the Bluetooth

I'm single so don't listen to me! But it's mothers day, this is the day that men should be seen not heard.

I freaking love this guy.

I love these two!! These little situations we've all been in!

waiting in the car is one of the few peaceful times a guy can have in life, outside of taking a deuce.

I Thank God this angel is his wife. If it was me we’d be fighting!!! Lol 🤣😂🤣😂 Ying to the yang!

Never argue with the wife on Mothers Day. Nothing good, can come-of-this. My #1 Suspect in this Candy theft is: The Funny Man. You guys are great together.

Hysterical! So true! Love you all ❤️

I agree. It happens to me all the time. She ends up yelling at me. Your wife is at least loving and kind! 👍

Well, I did have a craving for a mini snickers 😂

I'm with her, I always say "I'll be in the car".

Ok, my partner is the guy who tells us all “everybody, come on, we’re leaving” and then WE all end up waiting in the car because he “just forgot to do something.”

Honestly, I don't blame her for taking longer than usual, I kinda forgot how to dress to go outside, couldn't even get my earring through the hole, it almost sealed up (sigh)

My husband is so guilty of this. I look and he's sitting in the car. Ummm, give me notice bud. Sorry I'm siding with your wife! lol

I think this is a really good comedy team right here. I like to watch this episodes are kind of a good pick me up for my day!

My husband does not tell me he is specifically going to wait in the car. It also annoys me, so I totally get it! 😅

I literally love u Sebastian your one of my favorite comedians ever❤️

My husband can say "I'll be in the car" in 5 languages

My hubs always says, "I'll wait for you in the car. Take your time."

I'm always waiting. Half my life has been spent waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Going slowly mad.

When I’m in the car with my kids and we are waiting for mom (the wife) someone starts the where’s mom game.. she on the toilet no she’s paying a bill but the longer it goes the funnier the answers became and I always hit the kids with she’s cooking a turkey..

TRUE STORY: Xmas day. Wife asks me to go get dressed so we can leave. I pass a bedroom door lock I was having an issue with the night before so my drills and tools were all there so I decide just to “test some shit out.” Well 3 mins later I locked myself in the bedroom door as I fucking did something wrong and a piece of the door lock jammed and I was locked in screaming for help to high hell. Yup, well yea.....late an hour. LOL

Full disclosure - My wife is the one who ends up waiting out in the car for me, not the other way around… I’m the distracted slowpoke

Bro chill its your wifey 😂

I can’t figure if they put on an act to be funny or if they are headed for a divorce?

I just love these two! I feel like they're my family members! 😍😊

Too funny.. Love these two..

This made me a tad bit uncomfortable 😆 My parents have been married 51 years and this shit still happens all the time!

Quarantine has done the same thing to YOUR hair as to my husband’s-shock white! Hmmmm....

“Put up a set of drapes”.👌🏻🤣

Lol same here. We race to who can be in the car first. He says he is waiting for me, but I feel I’m waiting for him... lol 😂

I feel like we shouldn’t have been watching this 😂

We are not mind readers. What's so hard about saying, "See you in the car..."

I say, “I’ll be waiting in the car,” then I go fishing. If one day we end up in the same vehicle, praise God

what a truly funny guy and she is so intelligent. so much a good foil to him.

I'm just gonna go out and say it, please don't hate me Sebastian: *She look like she's got solar power panels where here eyes should be.* 🤭😎 #HAPPYMOTHERSDAY

One - my husband says he'll "be right out" and 30 minutes later I'm STILL WAITING! Two - HE'S the last one out of the house and asks ME "did you lock the door?"! Three - He FINALLY gets in the car, wonders if the door is locked and then goes BACK INTO THE HOUSE to "get my coffee mug" or "I forgot my water bottle"! Four - his body is found ten days later by a local dog walker (of COURSE I'm kidding!). 😳😆😉 We've been married over 34 years now. You two are going to be okay. 😊👍🏻

Im on her side here. She's ready when she's ready. Enjoy some solo time in the car funniest man in America!

God bless you adorable pc people who have to obey gestapo - we are all back to normal in smaller towns all over US - BLESSINGS MOM Maniscalco!

After 32 years Ive learned to keep an eye on my husband if we are going out so he doesn't go wait in the car without telling me UNLESS it's football season , then I have all the time in the world.

Sorry, I gotta give it to her. My husband ALWAYS tells me “I’ll wait for you in the car”. Sorry Sebastian 👎🏼

My husband does the same thing. I go to get my coat and he disappears. Look out the window and he's sitting in the truck. Must be a guy thing. BTW, love all these videos. Thanks for the laughs.

She's a keeper, when I heard "in this house" from her, I knew he chose right.

Those sunglasses have *GOT* to *GO!* Looks like something out of the movie "The Fly".

I tell my family “I’m gonna go sit in the truck and watch KZfaq until you guys are ready to go!”

I'm married to Sicilian. Evil eye, Halloween, etc. all true. Luv your comedy

Funnier than any comedian out today fantastic would love to see him in concert

I agree w Sebastian ...sorry. my husband and I never announce: " hey, i ll be in the car".

I have to lie about the time of the event so we can leave early. And we are still late. I'll be right out means 30-45 minutes.

I think Charles Nelson Reilly had a pair of those sunglasses! Or maybe those were his??!!!🤣

I love how naive, innocent and funny your wife is 😂

TEAM WIFE!! And then, as a woman in a conversation like this, we have to gage our man's temperament to make sure we say things in a certain way as to NOT cause an argument! Because in actuality, he is already pissed to a degree, lol!! Men...you guys are EXHAUSTING!!

Sebastian: you have that thousand-mile stare now...oof. This pandemic might take another couple of years. Can you handle it? LOL

Wife kills me with this. Vote for Sebastian!

Wifey is right Sab.lol. I can not take any kind of procrastination. When I'm ready to go, I'm ready to go. He doesn't have to wait, I do. He already knows I'm out there, and not to take long, because if I have to honk, more than once, there will be hell to pay. I'm like, "You had three hours to get ready."" " I don't want to hear it!" "Next time, I'll leave your ass right there," LOL!! Sebastian, is so crazy, funny, lol. He does the best comedy standup! I'm Italian and can relate, to similar upbringings. Talk about my good, but, crazy family LOL! 😆😎

Why don't you wait till everyone's ready?

What's up with this weird ass comment section. KZfaq is going to get replaced soon!!! Oh and he stole the candy for sure. Also I'm a man and if we were gonna leave and I just walked outside noone would follow me. They would think I'm doing yard work or talking to the neighbors or anything. I have to say let's go lol

Sebastian is very Funny and very Grouchy!!🤣 Just like my husband!! Lord, help that Sweeeeeet lady!!! Sebastian, you're blessed!! May God bless Y'all's marriage always!!👋😁

So true, for a minute I thought it was my husband and me talking. I’m a checker, I have to check everything twice sometimes three times before I leave the house and then I “suggest” we turn the car around because I’m not sure I checked everything! Lol

HER: I'll be right out. ME: (3 hours later still sitting in the drivers seat waiting for HER). HER: Don't start with me. We drone up on the minivan driving away.

Is she concerned with sunburning her cheekbones with those glasses?

In sabastians voice " am i supposed to pick sides??? What do you want from me" ...lol

I’m loving this debate 😂 my husband and my son both tell me they’ll be waiting in the car. BTW, I’m totally jealous of your bright sunny weather!! Spring in Maine is slow to launch this year.

Well that’s three minutes of my life I won’t get back.

I wait by the front door for my beautiful wife until she's ready to leave, then I open the door for her, like a gentleman does. Besides, gives me a great opportunity to ogle her while she's walking to the car.

I feel i just watched Henry & Karen Hill in witness protection. Hilarious.

“Put up a set of drapes” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅

Yeah! It’s an unspoken rule in our household, when it’s time to go I know where to find him🤣