A lot of these houses don’t feel like they would feel like a home. They give me hotel vibes and that doesn’t feel right. Especially the house in Louisiana that’s virtually all white. That would drive me insane.

** sees a painting of a mother breastfeeding her child ** Ethan: “Is that Peppa the pig?”

"Why aren't millennials buying homes?" The homes:

the one in Kentucky looks like a plantation home, which makes the graveyard even more uncomfortable and disturbing.

Imagine having a cat in one of these places. Like where the FUCK is mittens

To be fair, if I were rich af and designing a multi-million dollar home, I would probably add towers with crenellations and shit like that. Because I want to feel like a castle-owner. Also not enough doors that are disguised as bookcases or other fake walls. Wtf rich people? Also an indoor-outdoor pool would be dope. And I dig the vagina house.

The theme of being rich is 'lots of wood' or 'stark white' apparently. I actually liked the castle looking house with the dragon doors, the inside felt very wealthy steampunk adventurer to me. Also the West Virgina house was annoying and I love it for that lol.

Minnesotans: I wonder what he’ll think of the Minnesota house Ethan: iTs A VaGInA!

ethan, looking at the georgia house: "I don't like how open it is." ethan, the next house in hawaii: "I do like how open airy it is."

Ethan takes one look at Nebraska. Sees it's all farm land. Ethan: "bye nebraska" As a resident of Nebraska I can confirm that it's all farm land

Ethan: “Can we get a tiny house??” Mark: “Look, we can’t keep putting the merch money towards buying tiny houses!”

Alternate title: “Ethan Judges The Terrible Snooty Richness Of YOUR State” My state review: “40,000 acres??? How do you even know if people are trespassing?” 💀

“Is this the closet?!? It’s like a whole JCPenney!” Loooool

you’d think people who can afford to have taste would actually have it

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada.” - Ethan Nester, 2021

The Idaho house, all I hear is Gaston singing “I use antlers in all of my decorating!”

“I’m not a fan of the rusty trumpet on the wall” “Or is that a bugle iono” I love this man

Mark: *trying to get sponsored by Takis* Ethan: "Zillow, will you sponsor me?"

Alternate title: Trying to understand terrible rich people aesthetic

I feel like a lot of these are ONE person’s dream home, and it’s the rich bastard who designed it

I've never understood why people need to many damn bathrooms.. Seems like a waste :P

Ethan, looking at literally the most expensive houses in the US: “I hate it.” “That’s really weird” “What is this?” “Who designed this?!” “I would be embarrassed to live here.” Honestly I agree with 90% of your opinions though 😂. Just goes to show that more expensive doesn’t always mean better.

My fave quote is the one I almost choked on my dinner when hearing: It's like a WHOLE JC PENNY!

If the room has a closet, it’s a bed room. If it doesn’t have a closet, it’s a den/office/etc. (I work for a real estate appraiser and I’m in the process of getting my license and this is what I learned but obv it’s possible it varies state by state)

I feel like everyone from the US is silently competing to see if Ethan likes “their house”

When Ethan talked about how there there are probably like 5 person families living in these 18 bed 30 bath homes really hits home with the staggering homelessness crisis in the world today.

Ethan: It's like a recreational facility! And a-...and a prison?? What is this room?

I got a Zillow ad while watching this and it was a woman on a couch saying “is it just me who browses Zillow looking at house I can’t afford?” 🤣

Also, if i may add - rich people houses (at the ludicrous money spending levels) are weird all over the world. Seems like the more money people have, the less they know how to use it well

This video in summary: "oh this house is cool, I like it! Wait, I hate it."

Honestly Kansas was my favorite house, a lot of the interior choices were odd but the architecture screamed whimsical and I just loved it- like all the old world castle aspects and those libraries. With a little reworking it could look super magical.

as a horse girl the random wall "decorations" in the Idaho house physically hurt me. like at first i was like cool, a halter! so i paused the video to find bits, a girth (a girth? excuse me what-), saddles split in half and stuck to walls, etc. etc. i was crying of both pain and laughter by the time Eef got to the bags randomly hanging on pegs in the bunk bed room. who in the rich people would just so casually put these in their house?

I love how instead of being like "wow rich people" he just complains about how ugly everything is

All of those houses remind me of that time where I built a gigantic house in the sims and then was left with 80% of the house to fill with random rooms once I was finished placing everything my sims needed.

It would be cool to see you do a series of this were you look at homes in each state and each state gets their own episode maybe? I feel like it would be a lot more fun that way because you get to see what each state has to offer house wise.

Why was I actually nervous for Ethan to like my state’s house

No one: Absolutely no one at all: Ethan: VaGiNaL-tHeMeD hOuSe

"will you sponsor me and pay off my mortgage?" Oh how I relate to that question lol

This is what happens when everyone says don't major in interior design or architecture

I don't know if it exists, but if someone animated Ethan walking around that one house REALLY fast and just reading it to goddamn filth, I would cry laughing.

"Do they have things in Montana?" - As I tell everyone, no, we don't exist.

I think you'd get a kick out of the tiny house movement, Ethan. Check out Minimaliste Tiny Houses or Tumbleweed Tiny!

Me, seeing the Maine home: Ehh, it doesn't seem that off kilter as Maine usually gets. *Church House appears* Nevermind. There it is.

I've grown up extremely poor, and i can't even conceptualize living in a house that big. It's not even a house at that point, right? Just a small, lonely, closed-in city.

Mark: *buys a $4 million home Ethan: Best I can do is Zillow

The Alabama house is owned by “that family” every kid wants to be friends with - on the water, with all the fun toys and gadgets, but with someone else to clean it all!

I know this is years old, but Ethan, I would have genuinely sat through a 3 hr video where you looked at the houses properly and read all the weird facts about them all

Ah yes.. good ol’ Ethan “I Didn’t Know There Was Water In Nevada” Nestor

"This house is cool" A second later: "i dont like it"

1:13 Alabama||9 Mil. 2:57 Alaska||4 Mil. 4:17 Arizona||22 Mil. 5:43 Arkansas||12 Mil. 6:45 California||135 Mil. 7:27 Colorado||78 Mil. 10:35 Connecticut||55 Mil. 11:05 Delaware||6 Mil. 13:23 Florida||95 Mil. 14:16 Georgia||16 Mil. 15:11 Hawaii||35 Mil. 15:47 Idaho||27 Mil. 17:23 Illinois||45 Mil. 17:55 Indiana||17 Mil. 18:43 Iowa||10 Mil. 20:26 Kansas||5.8 Mil. 21:48 Kentucky||7 Mil. 22:19 Louisiana||17 Mil. 23:05 Maine||9 Mil. 23:50 Maryland||25 Mil. 24:29 Massachusetts||45 Mil. 24:49 Michigan||12.5 Mil. 25:32 Minnesota||15 Mil. 26:09 Mississippi||8 Mil. 26:34 Missouri||11.2 Mil. 27:16 Montana||28 Mil. 28:20 Nebraska||9 Mil. 28:27 Nevada||48 Mil. 28:56 New Hampshire||25 Mil. 29:11 New Jersey||33 Mil. 29:28 New Mexico||16.5 Mil. 29:55 New York||100 Mil. 30:15 North Carolina||10.3 Mil. 30:29 North Dakota||2.7 Mil. 30:32 Ohio||7 Mil. 30:46 Oklahoma||8 Mil. 31:06 Oregon||65 Mil. 31:37 Pennsylvania||25 Mil. 31:47 Rhode Island||35 Mil. 32:01 South Carolina||14.5 Mil. 32:16 South Dakota||24 Mil. 32:26 Tennessee||45 Mil. 32:41 Texas||39 Mil. 32:45 Utah||69.2 Mil. 33:01 Vermont||12 Mil. 33:27 Virginia||60 Mil. 33:45 Washington||28 Mil. 34:09 West Virginia||19.5 Mil. 34:38 Wisconsin (My state, anyone want cheese?)||20.7 Mil. (I was actually looking at houses a while ago, and I got bored and decided to look at the most expensive, thus seeing this one, really cool it made it in here.) 34:47 Wyoming||44 Mil. I only really did this because I get panic attacks during storms, and it started storming. I hope everyone has a good day! ello

Alternative title: Ethan Not Liking The Most Expensive Houses in Every State 😂👌

Could you do another one of these? For some reason, they’re interesting. And I used to draw floor plans when I was little, and this video inspired me to do that again.

Lost it at “...and a... prison”

Eef: **gets to Illinois** Me: please pronounce it correctly, please pronounce it correctly. please, I beg you. Eef: ILLINOIIII Me: **genuine sigh of relief**

I love watching these vids, it could be a two hour long vid and I would wanna watch more lol. You should look at the cheapest houses in every state

The cemetery is most likely for racehorses or horses that were bred for showing, racing, breeding, that kind of thing. Horses like that are kinda like trophies/celebrities that are expensive, famous and loved. This is somewhat of an educated guess though so 🤷🏻‍♀️ but really cool!

Ethan: "Do the deer come with the house?" Me, a Coloradoan: "Dear, those are elk."

About the Utah home: "Look at how many washers and driers they have. Lotta clothes." Ethan doesn't know about Mormons, how fortunate he is.

My parents got a small kitchen island with butcher block on top when I was a baby. It is so wonderful that we can move it around however we want for parties, my wheelchair access to the stove and microwave, easy use, etc. Giant built-in kitchen islands aren’t as good

That one nautical theme house reminded me of every beach house I've ever cleaned. The impossible to keep clean floors. The yellow and cyan combo. The fish slapped on absolutely everything.

if that MN house isn’t owned or bought by lesbians i’m gonna be severely disappointed

“i didn’t know they had water in nevada” I CACKLED

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada” is absolutely sending me 😭

5:29 😂 i actually just spent the last 10 mins on the floor laughing at the 'why is it not Ar-kansas' lady omg its the first time ive heard this!

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada”

“I didn’t know they had water in Nevada” -Ethan Nestor 2021

These people really buy houses where you're more likely to share a bedroom than a bathroom

1:34 bruh I'm so poor I thought their garage flooded I was like "why would they put that pic in the listing?" 💀

Ethan: says a bunch of smart tech stuff Also ethan: "I don't like this tile it's dumb"

Google “dolphin statue house Indianapolis” if you want a truly hideous masterpiece- it’s literally ranked as one of the ugliest houses in America and it’s about ten minutes from my old high school

23:31 This is a church. This is a house. Its a chouse.

19:10 IS THAT A FACE ON THE WALL ABOVE THE FIREPLACE OR AM I TRIPPING???

just a quick fun fact: the 'cemetery' in that kentucky home is actually a horse cemetery and is the resting place of the parents of derby legend 'man o' war' (who is the namesake of the airport in lexington). and the whole place is a horse farm too! i wish the lexington castle was on there for ethan to see cause that place is wild lol

The thing that puts me off all of them is the fact that they are presented as Vacation Houses, but they are intended to be homes. No one wants a band stage or a restaurant kitchen in their home. It’d be pretty cool to have in a rental vacation house, but not a home. A home is supposed to make you feel safe, but these’d make you feel like a snob.

yo! i worked for a cleaning company, and we cleaned a $3mil house in louisiana every monday, wednesday, and friday. very big house, MARBLE EVERYWHERE. HUGE bathtub, every kid has their own room. 5 kids. every kid had their own bathroom, and there were 7 bathrooms and 6 bedrooms, plus they’re adding on soon. huge pool, TONS of land. they had their own little bridge you had to drive over to get to the front door. their own playground, pond, and tons of trees. the house was ridiculous. but yes. A HUGE CLOSET ALSO. the guy organized his clothes by color, short type, shirt type, of course.

I love watching these videos because it really drives home the fact that I have never seen a rich person house where it looks like anyone has ever lived there ever. There's just no personality in them.

“Is this a closet?!? It’s like a whole JC Penny!!” I’m dead. Best comment in the whole video.

I’m so happy you posted rn I was having a bad day and I just needed this. Thanks Eef ❤️

Me: *See's spirit of Avalon* Also me: "In a land of myth and a time of magic..."

That was only the most expensive that are currently for sale. You should do am episode on the most expensive overall. I dont know how much it is but I spent my teen/early young adult years less than 5min from a House being built in Tampa Fl. for a really well liked doctor and his family. He unfortunately passed before the house was done but I believe they are still trying to finish it and the family is still moving into it. Im sure that is up there with the price of the one you found in Key Largo if not more than that one.

Time stamps for if you wanna skip to your state: 0:54 - Alabama 2:55 - Alaska 4:10 - Arizona 5:30 - Arkansas 6:38 - California 7:27 - Colorado 10:30 - Connecticut 11:04 - Delaware 13:14 - Florida 14:13 - Georgia 15:09 - Hawaii 15:45 - Idaho 17:21 - Illinois 17:53 - Indiana 18:42 - Iowa 20:25 - Kansas 21:48 - Kentucky 22:15 - Louisiana (that's mine!) 23:00 - Maine 23:49 - Maryland 24:27 - Massachusetts 24:48 - Michigan 25:30 - Minnesota 26:08 - Mississippi 26:34 - Missouri 27:12 - Montana 28:15 - Nebraska 28:26 - Nevada 28:53 - New Hampshire 29:11 - New Jersey 29:27 - New Mexico 29:50 - New York 30:13 - North Carolina 30:28 - North Dakota 30:31 - Ohio 30:42 - Oklahoma 31:05 - Oregon 31:37 - Pennsylvania 31:44 - Rhode Island 32:00 - South Carolina 32:15 - South Dakota 32:23 - Tennessee 32:36 - Texas 32:44 - Utah 33:00 - Vermont 33:27 ‐ Virginia 33:45 - Washington 34:08 - West Virginia 34:37 - Wisconsin 34:44 - Wyoming *Hope this helped! :)*

Now I'm just waiting for Ethan to say he'll buy one on stream for 100 gifted, then have to ring Mark up for fraud advice again.

these zillow videos are strangely comforting lmao, hope eef makes more of them:D

most of these places just give the vibe of "I'd love to rent this place for like a week for vacation" but wouldn't really want to LIVE in any of them.

6:46 "Pretty reasonable." -guy from unus annus, 2021 Ethan's editor likes hurting us.

"Its a lake in Michigan, so it has to be lake Michigan." I mean... he's not wrong.

That Arizona house is the type of house an Old Vampire would own. It's giving big Salvatore vibes Colorado has a Werewolf locker???!!!

A lot of these houses make me think you'd visit and there's bachelors and bachelorettes meeting each other with tons of drama and cameras everywhere....reality tv type shit

ethan: “we’re going in alphabetical order” me: *cries in west virginia*

the Idaho house makes me feel like I got lost in a Longhorn's Steakhouse

I read somewhere that massive rich people homes had so many rooms to entertain family and friends (who back in the day, like, 17 or 1800s) would have probably stayed for months. And those visits were in constant rotation. Plus older family members may have moved in permanently if a spouse died or if they were old and never married at all. As culture changed and those sorts of family dynamics became less common rich people houses just became full of rooms that were no longer being used. Sad. I always love hosting family or being hosted. If we're gonna have those big houses invite fucking everyone man, my home is yours until you're sick of it

12:20 It's a rec room. Recreation. Which people sometimes use for parties. Hence the sink.

"When are you gonna have this many people over?" Well, from my experience playing video games, rich people have to network all the time in order to stay important, so they are making events every week where tons of people come over to their house. If they didn't have to network all the time in order to stay rich, they wouldn't do anything with their time or their space (like us, normal people).

I actually really like the Minnesota house. All the black and white is lowkey really nice

Ethan's dream home: Lets in a lot of light, but uses a lot of dark colors, but not too dark. No tile, no carpet. Biggest screens ever. Beautiful land, not too big

I would love to see Ethan look at run down homes and see what he would do to like repair it and what he would put in it

The thing at the end of the hall was a Kimono and that’s how they are hung. From the looks of it, it was used as a decorative piece.

doesn't surprise me that theres literally a graveyard in the kentucky house

Cracker barrel mansion at 17:00 🤣🤣🤣

Hey Eef! Loved this video- I too am a Zillow addict! For the Kentucky home? That burial ground is for champion Thoroughbred racehorses. That property was a pretty well established horse farm. ^_^ The property is absolutely beautiful in person though. :)