I'M BEING BULLIED!!

I'M BEING BULLIED!! | UNO

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This is completely unfair! Bob and Wade are BULLYING me and they should feel bad! This should be illegal!
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@yosora6280 4 жыл бұрын

Loki: I have an army Ironman: We have the hulk Mark: I have five ovens Bob: I have a nose

@GarbageHomo 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: I can't eat salt

@ohsqueep 4 жыл бұрын

actually he has a "s-nose"

@cozinatorgaming5898 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: I ate 6 bananas

@Quaz-jinx 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: I have relationships with an AI cat

@Sapphiet1 4 жыл бұрын

We have an Exodia

@mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 4 жыл бұрын

Loaf of milk: Cheese Liquid Bread: Beer These are factual facts

@churchillwang4269 4 жыл бұрын

*Gasp* NO WAY

@taigatanfan_ 4 жыл бұрын

So are you telling me i can soak an entire loaf of bread in water and get beer!? (It’s a joke, calm down)

@dennysandehang 4 жыл бұрын

ngl that is true

@maxim6088 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, Kvass is a little like liquid Bread

@nathanhood9286 4 жыл бұрын

i get the milk/cheese one but like, how does beer = liquid bread?

@WHAL-E 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: **puts title of him being bullied** Also Mark: **telling Wade he’s an idiot**

@protogeninc.2222 3 жыл бұрын

No No, he's being a brave man and fighting back against bullies, truly Mark is a visionary and inspiration for bullied kids everywhere.

@haydenss4lty942 3 жыл бұрын

How does this have 1 reply

@woteveruk1 3 жыл бұрын

@@haydenss4lty942 it doesnt, it has 3 replies

@triforceadm7345 2 жыл бұрын

@@woteveruk1 Actually it has four

@Thechaosmaster1997 2 жыл бұрын

@@triforceadm7345 correction. It has 5

@redacted1140 3 жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna turn our backs to the ultimate Bob/Mark name? Bark.

@nameless44421 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@buddycatdudeguy7169 3 жыл бұрын

Or even better: Bork

@siddharthpahladsingh5854 3 жыл бұрын

Or Mob

@TBKLumine 3 жыл бұрын

Bork

@sergeantmason 3 жыл бұрын

If mark and bob were DBZ characters and did a fusion. we are not bob or mark we are Bark

@UrResidentGhost 4 жыл бұрын

The fact that Wade and Mark both drank/ate spoiled milk and didn’t realize until later leads me to believe that Bob is the most intelligent

@commentercommentypants7904 4 жыл бұрын

This is your first clue?

@samsonguy10k 4 жыл бұрын

Bob does have a law degree. While Mark knows something of Engineering. And Wade.....well, he knows Archie real well.

@amberhunt3295 4 жыл бұрын

This is true my friend. Very true.

@quisquiliarum7710 4 жыл бұрын

he is

@thatoneguywiththevoice328 4 жыл бұрын

@@samsonguy10k just because mark has knowledge, doesn't mean he is smart

@spitsson 4 жыл бұрын

Title: I'm being bullied Video: Everyone is still bullying Wade Why am I not surprised?

@Parker_Lot 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen Mark's videos in months but he hasn't changed a bit lmao

@gamingwithblaise3822 4 жыл бұрын

Standard operation here

@termopylae5506 4 жыл бұрын

@@Parker_Lot how'd he change?

@allared9008 4 жыл бұрын

Makes it feel deserved when the attention turns to teasing Bob or Mark lol

@antonioarredondo9680 4 жыл бұрын

ever thought that MAYBE the tittle reffers to them and not mark?? ewe

@jj_grabes Жыл бұрын

13:44 I f Archie had a +5, Bob would've had to draw 30 cards. We were truly robbed of something great.

@neonblkhole 11 ай бұрын

I think about this every time😭

@Sharkshot42 8 ай бұрын

Its 25 cards right?

@OmegaMapDesign 7 ай бұрын

@@Sharkshot42 +15 to Archie, it stacks another to +20 to Wade, he stacks another for +25 to Mark, Mark stacks his last one for +30 to Bob.

@Sharkshot42 7 ай бұрын

@@OmegaMapDesign oh shit. Your right mb

@AngelicImp8641 3 жыл бұрын

"You had my curiosity, now you have my attention." You're welcome, Wade.

@tywatts700 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know I think "you had my curiosity, now you have my erection" is the correct version

@krossirizarry1397 2 жыл бұрын

@@tywatts700 YES!

@JG-fz1zg 2 жыл бұрын

Aw hell yeah. TFS all the way.

@nova_blade1530 2 жыл бұрын

@@JG-fz1zg …perfect

@MewTheGamer Жыл бұрын

@@tywatts700 when a child is successfully groomed

@moshpitgrandma 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Drinks chunky coffee Wade: Eats his block of milk Bob: *Professionals have standards*

@cwovictor3281 4 жыл бұрын

Professionals have noses

@rreeyee9924 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: **sneezes in autotune**

@ninjasocks6823 4 жыл бұрын

Oh boy I do love my loaf of milk

@longjohn7992 4 жыл бұрын

*And always have a plan Yo kill everyone you meet*

@lifehandzlemons9236 4 жыл бұрын

Convenient I just finished rewatching all the Meet the series

@Landomazing0 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: “... I wish Archie had one, cause then I would’ve done THIS!” Mark: “Interesting...” Bob: *”comedic credit music”*

@thelurker5950 4 жыл бұрын

@IndianFoxman 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: "screams in time with music"

@CrystalRose1111 4 жыл бұрын

I saw this live, funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@blast8219 4 жыл бұрын

I died laughing

@kleid1234 4 жыл бұрын

14:00 - Directed by Robert B. Weide bgm

@jadeblade127 Жыл бұрын

I like how the video is titled I'm being bullied but Mark and Bob are the ones bullying Wade about f***ing a non existent online cat profile

@user-sg7qq6xn8z 7 ай бұрын

yeah and thair telling wade he is f***ing the cat

@lazertest51 3 жыл бұрын

14:00 Literally the best moment of the video, ESPECIALLY when Bob played that music

@GoestiaDimas 3 жыл бұрын

curb your card stack

@thomascooper6658 3 жыл бұрын

You right

@soulzzplaysgames 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized if Archie would've had a +5, Bob would've gotten 30 cards.

@january1494 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like this video belongs in a “Top 10 Anime Betrayals You’ll Never Believe” reel

@ThWakinDad 4 жыл бұрын

People could not relate everything to anime. But that’s fine 🙄

@cheyenne1606 4 жыл бұрын

“hi welcome to watchmojo and today we are counting down..”

@moose8846 4 жыл бұрын

@@ThWakinDad it's a joke, maybe learn how to take one?

@Dpm_2005 4 жыл бұрын

@@ThWakinDad r/whoooosh

@beepboop8361 4 жыл бұрын

@@ThWakinDad people can't take a joke and that's sad, the joke ain't offensive at all but someone mad

@_Verde 4 жыл бұрын

I like how half the episode was Bob and Mark trying as hard as they can to convince Wade not to commit beastiality

@PossumLover72303 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@woteveruk1 3 жыл бұрын

were they trying to convince him not to do it? or were they concerned he already had done it?

@enbeast8350 3 жыл бұрын

@@woteveruk1 Either way not a sentence I thought I would read in my life

@deleted-something Жыл бұрын

@captainrev4959 Жыл бұрын

Has Mark not had sex with a fictional cat? (Momo from hunie pop) she was in a human body but the game hinted very strongly that she was actually a cat that had somehow ended up in a humans body. The achievement that you get for unlocking her is literally called beastiality and Kyu accuses you of beastiality when you give her the Momo’s panties. Also I would just like to point out that this might be the strangest comment I have ever written.

@jaxkralie6321 3 жыл бұрын

bob: *wins* yells wade: * Yells * bob: why did you yell? i won mark: laughing wade; pain. bob: someone yelled and wades brain was like we're yelling! i am part of it!

@themediator0527 3 жыл бұрын

18:29

@yaboi8er Жыл бұрын

That is indeed something that happened in the video, yes.

@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband Жыл бұрын

@@yaboi8er I'm glad you noticed too!

@unevengenius 3 жыл бұрын

This man will never die. The way he consumes food is proof enough that no normal means can down him. Only mildly inconvenience him with “loose stool” wow

@rebeccamurfitt299 2 жыл бұрын

Even more so since he recently found out he hasn't chewed his food enough since he was a kid trying to swallow ravioli whole 😂

@chinhthehugger9284 2 жыл бұрын

combine with the fact that wade has injured himself multiple times in dumb ways, this make wade the most durable and fragile human body

@MansTooLit 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: HOWS YOUR STOOL Bob: Firm Mark: *realizes he drank spoiled milk the past week* Marks Stool: _explosive_

@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын

Graphical 😂

@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын

That unus annus stuff was craziest I've seen mark 😂

@b1ll053 4 жыл бұрын

No its Mark's stool would be chunky

@powder1234 4 жыл бұрын

RITA 😓❗️😓

@MansTooLit 4 жыл бұрын

Ellie Fuller flash backs 👀

@deadlyagent9746 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: How’s ur stool? Me: *gets horrific flashbacks to that chair f*cking game video Mark made*

@justaneditygangstar 4 жыл бұрын

THE ALMONDS FINALLY BETRAYED YOU

@mel1654 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t remind me *shudder*

@-Anemr- 4 жыл бұрын

We do not talk about that. Ever.

@RtsShrtFrRtthw 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry, what?

@ememman1460 4 жыл бұрын

Mark said "Don't get me started on keto and intermittent fasting", so I'll start for him. The problem with Keto- Nothing really. It's just that the only thing that matters is that you're in a calorie deficit. None of this "ketosis" stuff. BTW carbs refuel your mussels. You can still lose weight with Keto, but just saying. Intermittent fasting- I have a problem with this in particular because I used to do it. Like Keto, you can still lose weight, but it's just not as easy as simply eating on a calorie deficit. And all that stuff about how fasting for more than 20 hours will burn extra fat... that's bull. You can quote whatever study you want, but it simply does not make sense when you properly think about it. In addition, many health and fitness studies are based on correlation. To put them in a nutshell... *100% of people who drink water die, so we should stop drinking water*. Also, with such a difficult crash diet, you can only last so long before binging and many people just eat too many calories in one meal anyways. Also fasted cardio doesn't burn fat more, you just are running hungry, and will feel even less energetic. As a result, you try less and burn less calories. The best way to lose fat is simply to replace your favorite foods with less calorie dense foods. That way, you can eat more, feel full, and lose the weight. An example would be Orville popcorn, which you can eat a huge bowl of for only like 200 calories. Shameless plug here- All the info I learned here came from Greg Doucette. I learned everything I know about dieting in less than a month from his youtube videos.

@moistbender148 3 жыл бұрын

If Wade is not pissed off at Barbara, he's teaming with Archie.

@ItsOmnii 2 жыл бұрын

"I avoid salt like the plague" He says, being the saltist player in the entire uno series

@meredithmitchell8921 Жыл бұрын

He has to get rid of the salt somehow

@thequeenofcringe1585 Жыл бұрын

That’s why his blood pressure is so high

@aku4846 4 жыл бұрын

There is a button for calling "Uno" Its actually "u" Its so much easier with this!

@WillowLemmons 4 жыл бұрын

Why is this the top comment for me?

@why_tho_ 4 жыл бұрын

@@WillowLemmons Because it's actually useful.

@jacky-brawlstars823 4 жыл бұрын

U (k)no(w)?

@Galaxiv 4 жыл бұрын

Top comment for me?

@Emaz786 4 жыл бұрын

@@Galaxiv i think he thinKs everyone sees different top comments.. or do we?

@Buffbud96 4 жыл бұрын

"Taking bites out of your block of milk" is not a sentence i ever wanted to hear...

@peebledeeble 3 жыл бұрын

mmm, milk!

@6709ify 3 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious. I cried laughing when he said that.

@fridaythevirgowitch 3 жыл бұрын

So basically cheese?

@buddycatdudeguy7169 3 жыл бұрын

May I introduce you to cheese?

@LunarTFM 3 жыл бұрын

@@buddycatdudeguy7169 young Mozzarella, yum

@elix1133 2 жыл бұрын

Something about the amount of joy Bob got from his almonds is really making me smile like he really fucking loves those almonds

@cheshirecatstuffs4944 6 ай бұрын

Perhaps you could say it was... almond joy? Hehehe

@Potatoman0852 Жыл бұрын

Its funny when something bad happens to wade in UNO but its funnier when Bob is laughing and then he has to pick up a bunch of cards

@heatherrockwell9012 4 жыл бұрын

13:55 Okay but this is just the funniest use of a soundboard I've seen since- "I'm gonna be a positive boy frOM- I did it! Hooray! - now on!"

@snovaspectre2 4 жыл бұрын

What ep??

@phantomgreenie 4 жыл бұрын

I would also like to know the ep please

@leagueofclips891 4 жыл бұрын

What is the ep

@audreylee4283 4 жыл бұрын

in the video "WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE"👍

@heatherrockwell9012 4 жыл бұрын

Oh sorry the episode is that one, yeah. Specifically talking about the part that ends in “Is that Mark?” “yEs” “No, it’s not”, but also just the whole thing.

@valliemcc8352 4 жыл бұрын

In the first 40 seconds: Wade saying something about spoiled milk At that _exact_ moment: Unus Annus just uploaded: *Dunking Oreos in Literally Anything but Milk*

@xxpooper_manxx7114 4 жыл бұрын

Lol same XD

@fufucu_ 4 жыл бұрын

How is that a lol same moment?

@johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655 4 жыл бұрын

Even crazier, i realized my milk was expired this morning too(i put it in my coffe every morning)... It was very chunky.... It's July 15... The date on the jug was july 3.....

@mastercheifslayer300 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: IM A GENIUS! Also mark: drinks spoiled coffee creamer for three days

@Styxintheriver 3 жыл бұрын

"the sides of the glass were white" Me, who's been drinking milk that does that, even brand new, my whole life:

@siblingstrytoplaynice-comm9029 2 жыл бұрын

I know right.

@redwillow311 4 жыл бұрын

.... Professor Oak: "You were close!" Mark: *Gets Unus Annus Flashbacks.* "You Close?" Everyone: "MARK! STOP! NO!"

@dragonminded9157 4 жыл бұрын

I was reminded more of the Markiplier Makes series

@SarahDaWolfYT 4 жыл бұрын

SAME

@smolchungus9213 3 жыл бұрын

Guess I'm not "everyone" then...

@HarryPotterFan-vv2fb 3 жыл бұрын

Time?

@SodiumChloride_NaCl 3 жыл бұрын

Reitersplash It peaked in unus annus

@howtokdj1498 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: "Hmm, Seven plus Seven is Fourteen, fourteen divided by three is not a whole number.." *QUICK MAFS!*

@EzekiesAcheron 4 жыл бұрын

The beat goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-a

@-bluejxy3484 4 жыл бұрын

It's big brain time-

@ionevenknow2119 4 жыл бұрын

Fax bwo

@isabellapops1621 4 жыл бұрын

I saw this comment the moment Bob said this.

@effectedsteak2251 3 жыл бұрын

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

@thestrangemusician168 3 жыл бұрын

He could give you the money to buy Up, though. He’s never gonna give you Up, but who says he can’t buy you Up?

@orbitalchaos8049 2 жыл бұрын

An excellent paradox with an outstanding rebuttal.

@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 2 жыл бұрын

@@orbitalchaos8049 Agreed, nothing odd here. Just some Online Philosophy and the questioning of beliefs with fair points for both the standing claim and the rebuttal The internet surprises me sometimes

@koa-z 5 ай бұрын

why do you hide your genius in the archives of another man's dreams?

@Casedilla73 2 жыл бұрын

Bob: chill guy here for laughs Mark: takes it seriously but still accepts losses Wade: *strokes and anger-induced heart attacks*

@mayeholiday 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: “Did you say interbreeding?” Wade: “You had my attention but now you have my respect... wait how’s the saying go?”

@bassettehound 4 жыл бұрын

"You had my interest, but now you have my erection" - perfect cell, tfs

@victor.faustus 4 жыл бұрын

It's from Django Unchained, Leonardo DiCaprio: "Gentleman, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention..."

@zamasu5941 4 жыл бұрын

@@bassettehound yeereeees

@thestrangemusician168 3 жыл бұрын

One like away from 666...

@PhoenixofEclipse 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing at photogenic memory. Like, everyone you remember just always looks great!

@crg1292 4 жыл бұрын

its the ability to remember everyone in their prime time

@abigailgarcia9663 3 жыл бұрын

I've said it before by accident, I actually forgot the difference, now it's an inside joke between my boyfriend, friends and I

@eliasfarias842 3 жыл бұрын

Cool I need to know that

@RahulRoy-tc3lt 3 жыл бұрын

I dont understand this comment or any of the replies , im either r/whooshing hard or smthing's wrong here

@gamingwithchristian8505 3 жыл бұрын

@@RahulRoy-tc3lt yeah man you and me both

@awkwardleaf2277 3 жыл бұрын

It’s the fact that they keep forgetting the rules that metaphorically punches me through the gut. Last time they played flip THEY ALREADY FIGURED OUT THE STACKING CARD. Mayhap I am a fool, but while mark is screaming at his screen “it dOESNT MAKE SENSE” I’m screaming at my screen “IT DOES, YOU JUST FORGOT!!!”

@kennalise04 2 ай бұрын

it's like the monopoly man in every single episode of monopoly

@joshuabudiarto5036 3 жыл бұрын

14:30 “From first to worst” A wade’s autobiography.

@pumpkinheadgamer819 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Im being bullied Wade: first time?

@dkron700 4 жыл бұрын

Tru... :o

@biancap.2316 4 жыл бұрын

"I hope Bob doesn't win" *Bob wins a second later* "Oh well..."

@michellemccloy823 4 жыл бұрын

Haha! I know! I had to snicker at that!

@biancap.2316 4 жыл бұрын

@@michellemccloy823 Me too! It was so genuinely funny! Mark is amazing :)

@saltwater7366 3 жыл бұрын

18:28 Bob and Wade just literally made a beat without them noticing

@kramjerry1304 3 жыл бұрын

"hehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehh- AAA" "AUGH"

@667nine 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@magickraft7206 2 жыл бұрын

I believe it was "Do the Hustle"

@sackfu7952 2 жыл бұрын

I just realized they could have called the flip side of Uno flip the "Alternate Unoverse"

@alexeyganzha6144 4 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe they made that xQc reference, best game in the history of chess

@katium9176 4 жыл бұрын

They didn't know who beat him though

@db5094 4 жыл бұрын

PogU

@pikachusprite7749 4 жыл бұрын

XQC fans: sad Canadian noises Edit: 3:00 is when the reference pops up

@YakuzaWolf 4 жыл бұрын

@@katium9176 I'm pretty stunned they forgot Charlie's name too. He even almost won the tournament too didn't he?

@blasterfox188 4 жыл бұрын

@@YakuzaWolf he won that one but im pretty sure he lost another one

@margaretdowling4200 4 жыл бұрын

Markiplier: on keto/health regimen/whatever Also Markiplier: eats a spit cookie made from cookie dough ice cream

@emilyncole4040 4 жыл бұрын

Also Mark: Eats about a dozen oreos covered in various substances, including but not limited to, "maple syrup", ranch dressing from January, soy sauce, and straight fucking vegetable oil

@jebediahda8755 4 жыл бұрын

@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! go away bot, u cant even spell channel right

@-Ryu 4 жыл бұрын

@@jebediahda8755 Careful, we don't know what those bots are capable of doing, interacting with them is very dangerous.

@BUGCANDYY 4 жыл бұрын

@@-Ryu bruh you new to the internet?

@jesseroach7978 4 жыл бұрын

Begone Bots! _waves incense_

@abdullahalhashmi5739 3 жыл бұрын

Hero Name: Bob the toddler Known for being: Defender of onwine welathionships

@xfactor3135 2 жыл бұрын

Boddler, the warmonger? I haven't heard that name in a long time.

@kylec5211 3 жыл бұрын

i'd just ike to point out; I think wade just drank normal milk... he was talking about normal residue on the glass from milk X'D

@Styxintheriver 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I was like 👁👄👁 have I been drinking spoiled milk my whole life?

@jonnyofalltrades6620 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I figured it was just Wade being a goof.

@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonnyofalltrades6620 Wade being stupid, talking about when he was stupid… Yep, that checks

@FeyBunny 4 жыл бұрын

The last time someone said "f*ck" and "cat" in the same sentence, it didn't end well.

@gamesfan290 4 жыл бұрын

holdup

@karmaispsycho5878 4 жыл бұрын

And i- oop!!

@Miles300s 4 жыл бұрын

Shane Dawson?

@xxpooper_manxx7114 4 жыл бұрын

OMG I READ THIS AND IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER

@ionhuh 4 жыл бұрын

uh oh yaw is coming

@kileywill4726 4 жыл бұрын

5 YEARS AGO MARK PLAYED “TO THE MOON” Since then, the sequel, Finding Paradise, a holiday mini-episode, and a related game called A Bird’s Story have been released. I know it was a while ago but To The Moon was a significant series for this channel and I hope he plays these games sometime, even if it isn’t filmed

@PeachSunndaetheLlama 4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone remembered that! I really hope that if he won't record it at some point he plays/played it on his own time and enjoys it

@keziahfern7449 4 жыл бұрын

Some of my most treasured childhood memories are of the wholeness moments in that game I feel like I experienced with mark. Fell in love with this channel and him after that game completely.

@redstoneallmaster 4 жыл бұрын

Omg i really wanna see him play at the very least the sequal i loved all of those older games. Who remembers out

@kylegaddison709 4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaa To The Moon is such a good game, as is (what I've seen of) A Bird Story and Finding Paradise :') did you know a third game is in the works? I'm thinking it's called Impostor Factory, or maybe it's a working title

@MrJr1976 4 жыл бұрын

To The Moon was actually the first series I watched Mark play. Such a sad game

@jameslawrence617 3 жыл бұрын

"You don't have to yell at every mildly inconveniences you." Karens: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

@madelineloyd7905 3 жыл бұрын

“Gentlemen, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention.” -Quentin Tarantino

@Psychedlia98 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@juliafr6117 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: "has been playing UNO for years" Also Mark: is there a shortcut key to call UNO?

@ellen2494 4 жыл бұрын

mark was too poor go afford uno as a child

@gabrielnorwood3464 4 жыл бұрын

mark was too poor to afford the keys to his keyboard

@jrcspiderman2003 4 жыл бұрын

Also how does Wade lose so much when he's played this game more than both of them (or at least recorded more videos on it then both of them) literally he has like a hundred if not more videos on Uno he should be a pro 😂🤣😂

@jrcspiderman2003 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just looked he has a 123 videos on Uno

@jrcspiderman2003 4 жыл бұрын

Where as Mark has maybe 20 something, and as for Bob I'll have to check

@loresabueckert7793 4 жыл бұрын

This really is a society 3 guys playing UNO is trending #8 on gaming.

@samsonguy10k 4 жыл бұрын

There's an Uno The Movie in IMDB. Uno is our society.

@andersond1179 4 жыл бұрын

No #3

@milion5599 4 жыл бұрын

It’s better than cheesy, clickbait-y fortnite and minecraft videos😂

@master_chief723 4 жыл бұрын

Now its 5

@camman1159 4 жыл бұрын

#3 Now

@meltingmoon5161 4 жыл бұрын

Wade: "it was funny but now it's sad" Me: "well that's a mood on life"

@krissambrook8737 3 жыл бұрын

Wade : has high blood pressure *continues to scream at any inconvenience*

@br4ss_crusader973 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: being bullied Me: flashbacks like the face chica had during marks bday

@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂priceless

@GameplayTherapy 4 жыл бұрын

Sex bot☝️☝️ 😂 .

@cathy-pz2to 4 жыл бұрын

Chica knew--- sees the future.

@user-vi3pi9rf7w 4 жыл бұрын

@@GameplayTherapy OOOOOO (wade scream) how more of them can we get

@allsadnstuff1254 4 жыл бұрын

I see a bunch on Mark's videos and unus annus too

@sokouze4433 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: "Do you know how hard it is to smack your lips when you're cronching?" Mark: "You don't bite em with your lips!" Me: "How the heck do you *_bite_* with your lips??"

@Pancakeli 4 жыл бұрын

Very carefully

@TheKarret 4 жыл бұрын

Feed a horse, and I think you'll find out how.

@rattb0i482 4 жыл бұрын

When you take off a bit off the icecream with a spoon with your upper lip, that whole vibe

@humanpineapple1239 4 жыл бұрын

*you wouldn’t get it*

@alexandria7491 4 жыл бұрын

With push pops and how soft they are, I just bite them with my lips. I hate the cold teeth feeling.

@TimToonsTalks 3 жыл бұрын

23:55 The phrase is “At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.”

@velkanthewolf 3 жыл бұрын

15:51 Bob: "Hey Wade, what's it taste like🤔?" Wade: "A$$😖" 😂😂😂😂

@annaf2370 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: “What’s your current dietary philosophy?” Me: *gets flashbacks to him playing uno with Seán and Pokimane* “FAT!!!!”

@TheBestCat1290 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mr.snowman6607 4 жыл бұрын

Mark be like: We be eating chonky style

@Ren_1106 4 жыл бұрын

🤔

@sinamirmobini4696 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: This is completely unfair! Bob and Wade are BULLYING me and they should feel bad! This should be illegal! Also Mark(and bob): *Bullies wade*

@samsonguy10k 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but any time Wade isn't bullied leaves an empty space in a person's life. A sense of unfulfillment.

@drantigon 4 жыл бұрын

@RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! no

@SwanEvermore 2 жыл бұрын

13:56 Can we just... if Archie would have had a +5 during that go around, Bob would have gotten hit with a big ol' +30. I think about that every day, the absolute devastation that could have been had....

@panerajohn6186 3 жыл бұрын

i love hearing mark talk about keto and intermittent fasting with such disdain in his mouth. i respect the man even more now

@ScorpionTamer 4 жыл бұрын

"You asked and I delivered... For about 10 seconds" There's a funny sex joke here, but I'm too tired to find it XD

@dkjcb3993 4 жыл бұрын

so is wade after the 'delivery'

@youngandmeanace9486 4 жыл бұрын

That's what he said

@BayleeSpeaks1020 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: I can’t drink alcohol Wade: I have high blood pressure Me: I have an abnormally high metabolism Bob: I have a nose

@cryguy0000 4 жыл бұрын

I know that feeling

@jold3174 4 жыл бұрын

what is it like to have a high metabolism

@EzekiesAcheron 4 жыл бұрын

@@jold3174 Your stomach becomes a black hole lmao

@hries05 4 жыл бұрын

jold 317 I have it too and it’s like your body becomes a hollow bottomless hole every time you eat and I can never gain weight

@LostGirlVT 4 жыл бұрын

I have a high metabolism and anaemia. It’s the perfect combo!

@glPryce 3 жыл бұрын

Mark: I’M BEING BULLIED Also Mark: Wins a game by causing Archie to draw 15 cards and Bob to draw 10.

@smolmortimer 2 жыл бұрын

"youre xqc and im the guy that plays chess real good!" critikal has never been more disrespected

@amberhunt3295 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Wade would you like to go back to the real world? Wade: sure. Mark alright *plays +5* Wade: *strangled horse noises*

@XVIIstarPt_ 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@camerondon3712 4 жыл бұрын

How do you know what that sounds like?

@humanpineapple1239 4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Don experience

@amberhunt3295 4 жыл бұрын

@@camerondon3712 you dont wanna know!

@jesseusgrantcanales 4 жыл бұрын

When Bob cued the "Curb your Enthusiasm" theme that was great. XD And man Bob is getting better than Mark on his Go-XLR. 14:00

@bluemario610 3 жыл бұрын

And then Wade's "NO!!!" shortly after was great too

@KennyNeider 3 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was the "Leave It To Beaver" theme song he cued up.

@louisguillebeau494 2 жыл бұрын

I still hate Bob.....

@MarksBigOlHam 2 жыл бұрын

Is it because he’s flipping you off Louis? 😛

@goofyahdemoman1134 2 жыл бұрын

@@bluemario610 that was right on the note

@elijahmacfarland9000 3 жыл бұрын

Someone else probably already pointed this out but I think I figured out what the deal is with those dark side wild cards and why sometimes you draw two additional cards. If you don't challenge the wild, you just draw until you get the selected color. If you challenge and you're wrong, you draw until you get the selected color and then you draw two more cards on top of that.

@t-90ms 3 жыл бұрын

Wade: aww it's a kitty cat Archie:' gives plus 2 to wade' Wade: Fuck the kitty cat

@CJTheStreamer 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: Wade was literally taking bites off of his block of milk. Mark: starts laughing Me: starts laughing too because laughter is contagious

@shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 жыл бұрын

The video was at the exact time I saw this comment

@CJTheStreamer 4 жыл бұрын

Shoshitake Takeyani perfect timing then good friend.

@thisisshineeworldandwereri8786 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed because that sentence is hilarious in and of itself

@CJTheStreamer 4 жыл бұрын

ThisIsSHINeeWorldAndWe'reRightByYourSide I agree. I also found it funny

@frostbyte2598 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: Guys you don’t want me to start talking about Keto Also Mark: *sits back and flexes toned arms*

@teeheemoxx 4 жыл бұрын

Omg hes so *BUFF* and I just 😤😍

@arminmybeloved8689 4 жыл бұрын

frfr

@ALPHACIPHER 4 жыл бұрын

@@teeheemoxx ikr? He's my inspiration.

@teeheemoxx 4 жыл бұрын

@@ALPHACIPHER same hes so amazing 😔

@MsRavenNightshadow 2 жыл бұрын

24:58 *Me, thinking back to the drunk Minecraft episodes where Wade and Molly start talking with each other* Yes. Yes he should know this, lol.

@unreal727 3 жыл бұрын

3:01 So glad the MoistCritikal reference was here because penguinz0 is one of my favorite KZfaqrs aside from Mark

@r.9212 4 жыл бұрын

Bob: *yells* Wade: *yells after him* Bob: "Why'd you yell? I won."

@bojrichel4474 4 жыл бұрын

"Pain."

@elizabethfilipova2953 4 жыл бұрын

me: *getting ready to sleep after watching unus annus* *sees this video in recomended* *sigh* *click*

@nikleasure9606 4 жыл бұрын

-sigh- unzips

@grumpytanuki7674 4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@BleepBlorp11 4 жыл бұрын

@@nikleasure9606 excuse me💀👀

@alexandria7491 4 жыл бұрын

@@nikleasure9606 I imagined a sleeping bag.. like Aizawa 😂

@rorirose20 4 жыл бұрын

Nik Leasure I immediately thought that😂😂

@D-Man_Jam 3 жыл бұрын

3:01 Back when people knew Critikal as "The guy that's good at chess" lol

@kasrose9345 2 жыл бұрын

That guy from the hunger games

@loltm5907 2 жыл бұрын

he was fairly popular during the chess event of '21 I think Mark just isn't as well aquatinted w him as others

@jesselapides4390 Жыл бұрын

I thought they meant Hikaru

@varuunbadree 9 ай бұрын

25:07 For some reason wade and my laugh were perfectly sync

@sissejensen9505 4 жыл бұрын

Me: "sees the thumbnail" it cant be that worse Mark: "actually being bullied" Me: oh....

@daltonprince3580 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but I just see Mark and them bullying Wade.

@risingatlas2722 4 жыл бұрын

It's normal

@samleotta9777 4 жыл бұрын

I dunno, I think it should be "We bully Wade"

@Candyzevbra 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: I'm being bullied! Bullies: Hearing 26.2 million guns shooting at them

@22holduu 4 жыл бұрын

We protect mark😼

@dragonlegends3573 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hi Mark.

@jackcunniff4883 4 жыл бұрын

Correction, 26.2 billion, we have thousands

@mikiewhite2152 4 жыл бұрын

We protec we attac but most importantly we got his back

@sillyhead8530 4 жыл бұрын

@@dragonlegends3573 haha

@MrAnimeWolf 3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine if Archie had a +5 Bob would have gotten a +30 cards dumped on him

@PomadaGaming 2 жыл бұрын

13:37-14:13 this whole sequence killed me

@pyroasura3266 4 жыл бұрын

Before 2019: "Wanna play uno? "Sure!" Uno in 2020: "Wanna play uno?" "Which rules out of the 30+ rules are we playing?"

@zen.7925 4 жыл бұрын

The honorable one

@zen.7925 4 жыл бұрын

Teach me the ways of the legendary Markimoo!

@jimbo4333 4 жыл бұрын

We stacking?

@jj_lanae1307 4 жыл бұрын

@@jimbo4333 lol that is literally me and my friends.

@nathanb8726 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, who else agrees that "Golf with your Friends" would be a great game for them to come back to?

@tricktheorists 4 жыл бұрын

That sounds awesome.

@theoriginalzem5 3 жыл бұрын

And it did

@icyhot8167 3 жыл бұрын

You're a wizard...it was absolutely great

@vic_x 3 жыл бұрын

...And they just played golf around

@lokiismyking0692 3 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but your comment is at 666 likes 😂

@KingDerpy13 4 жыл бұрын

The gang: *has played UNO flip before* Also the gang: *forgets everything about it*

@Archanox 3 жыл бұрын

13:36 imagine if archie had the +5 and Bob had to draw 30 cards.

@Fahimlol 2 жыл бұрын

Bob had another +5 then mark would have 35 cards

@LukariAnimation 2 жыл бұрын

@@Fahimlol nah its archie who would get it

@Archanox Жыл бұрын

@@Fahimlol uhh, but Bob didn't have another... and if he had than archie would have to draw... are we talking bout the same moment?

@Fahimlol Жыл бұрын

@@Archanox i dont know??? Why are you replying almost 1 year later

@Archanox Жыл бұрын

@@Fahimlol I donno, because youtube told me yesterday that you replied to me. And why wouldn't I? Is there some kind of unwritten rule that you don't reply to comments older than few months??? I never heard of it.

@Danee2108 4 жыл бұрын

Mark: **Is being bullied** Me: *_You know the rules and, so do I_*

@oceanstarch 4 жыл бұрын

*say goodbye*

@p47ton51 4 жыл бұрын

「· oceanstarch ·」 YES

@hazama0634 4 жыл бұрын

DaniDani8Gamer Me: [never gonna give you up gets in my head] Me: screams

@white-eyesbluedragon1767 4 жыл бұрын

@@hazama0634 you got mindrolled

@twilightemily-afton4602 4 жыл бұрын

*Say goodbye!*

@thebonelady34 4 жыл бұрын

Idk why this is one of my most favorite episodes bc it's literally just these idiots being themselves 100% and I'm here for it

@cozinatorgaming5898 4 жыл бұрын

Wade literally explodes in rage is mine

@tristanchaplin392 2 жыл бұрын

Wade Literally Explodes in Rage is my favorite episode, but this is close because there's something about Mark and Bob teaming up and staying committed that I enjoy.

@mcnathan9562 2 жыл бұрын

Money bags

@Dbzmaster159 3 жыл бұрын

18:16 Mark Idk for sure if you were betrayed, I mean Bob had a Pink, but he didn't have an orange when he played the card.

@cookiesyruplover 10 ай бұрын

28:29 I am cry laughing at this. This episode is so fucking good. There's just so many moments in this that are comedy gold. When Mark said UNO is a content farm, I think he didn't realize it's because Bob, Wade and him just make such a perfect comedy trio. Also just putting this transcript down because it's the time stamp and my favorite moment. My stomach hurts from laughing! (Mark with only 1 card left) Bob: Mark, what color do you need? Mark: Technically orange, TEAMMATE. Bob: Alright I can't do anything to help you, just curious. (is drawing so many cards) Pretty much boned here. (still going) You'll get your way though. It's coming. I could have played that one but I'm drawing these cards FOR YOU TEAMMATE! (slaps a +5 down) Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@X-SPONGED 4 жыл бұрын

Mark : "I hope Bob doesn't win" Bob : "hold my almonds"

@kayborder4940 4 жыл бұрын

"I was almost having a good time" - Me after seeing myself in the mirror

@shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like that when I look in the mirror to check my teeth

@cwovictor3281 4 жыл бұрын

Don't put yourself down like that. I have a great time when I stare at you!

@Slouchy-tw1rw 4 жыл бұрын

I was also almost going to make super sonic a man man out of you

@whimsicalflyingcreature 4 жыл бұрын

@@cwovictor3281 *they had us in the first half,not gonna lie*

@BetterCallBigShotAutos Ай бұрын

@@cwovictor3281I also enjoy staring at kayborder4940

@snosibsnob3930 3 жыл бұрын

“The guy who plays chess real good” Critikal?

@MarksBigOlHam 2 жыл бұрын

The good mythical Moist.

@FusionCyborg 3 жыл бұрын

12:38 Mark only draws 1 card the entire round (And if you look closely a Wild Draw 2 turns into a Wild Draw Color) 13:17 6 --> 3 in 1 turn 13:37 Let the Draw 5 stacking begin 14:11 The round didn't even take 2 minutes of screentime lol (Also 503 points lol)

@XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 жыл бұрын

Mark and wade: OuR fOoD iS sPoIleD Me: Apperently so are yer senses of smell (Also I missed these uno videos)

@skinnylegend2.040 4 жыл бұрын

It might’ve been a day or two spoilt which is hard to tell from smell :

@XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 жыл бұрын

@@skinnylegend2.040 wait is it? I didnt know lol

@jrcspiderman2003 4 жыл бұрын

@@XxFuntimeWolfxX yeah I found that out the hard way a couple of days ago with my PediaSure (not technically PediaSure because I grew to old for that but it's basically the teenager version of that that I use now and the whole box was just spoiling so I found out that was true the hard way 🤢🤮

@XxFuntimeWolfxX 4 жыл бұрын

@@jrcspiderman2003 wow that must of sucked

@ianbean6581 4 жыл бұрын

What goes through my mind when I accidentally drink chunky milk: "Expecting the cold luscious liquid of the ripe cow, instead I was met with the milk of the aged cow in the corner of the pen who, in its old age, had kept its milk inside of its udders for about three years, only to expel its milk in chunks of squishy yet firm cheese"

@shoshitaketakeyani3275 4 жыл бұрын

As funny as that is, I feel uncomfortable

@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 жыл бұрын

Do you think society should limit what is acceptable to think?

@niclastname9123 4 жыл бұрын

Oh i hate that description immensely oh my god

@bustb0y 4 жыл бұрын

I am unnerved, now take my like

@kevinthelazy8073 4 жыл бұрын

Ian Bean I beg you pardon?

@shaneparr9422 2 жыл бұрын

2:43 I'm shovelling almonds into my mouth and I'm still winning at OOUNAOW.

@Itzvexeta 3 жыл бұрын

1:35 why did i laugh so damn hard

@thekrusad3r290 4 жыл бұрын

Lixian editing out the parts wade swears: why are we still here....just to suffer?

@glowingandconfused 4 жыл бұрын

Why are we here? Just to suffer? Every day lixian makes this channel slightly more family friendly

@madmartian2 4 жыл бұрын

Wade or Bob?.. I think Bob was beeping himself for comedic purposes. Maybe not. 🤷‍♂️

@Xaduuuu 3 жыл бұрын

Im not sure if you mean this part, but bob bleeps out his swears as a joke,You can tell cause in another vid he bleeps the wrong word and stops after that

@thekrusad3r290 3 жыл бұрын

@@madmartian2 yeah I know but wade was swearing alot as a joke when mark said he wants it family friendly

@CottonKerndy2000 3 жыл бұрын

@@thekrusad3r290 No, he does not lmfao. He gets monetized no matter what because of YT's bias towards big creators, and who the hell could claim this is a family-friendly channel?

@-Ryu 4 жыл бұрын

"2 minutes ago" "1.1k comments" *Takes glasses off* Edit: *Bots replying to this comment* Me: *Drops glasses and they break*

@Alex_36 4 жыл бұрын

Bots

@zemedain 4 жыл бұрын

@@Alex_36 *Lets get'em*

@Jinglex 4 жыл бұрын

Yup :D

@nahimccreal 4 жыл бұрын

Mental Mario, your comment was 28 minutes ago but the video was 27 minutes ago ???

@TeetanGru 4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@mreggs3731 2 жыл бұрын

4:40 Mark: well hope BOB doesn’t win Bob: *wins*

@yobozo720 3 жыл бұрын

"The Guy that plays Chess real Good" That is my Lord and Savior Homeless Jesus, Keanu Reeves, Moist Cr1tikal, Penguionz0, The Guy who was in the Hunger Games, The Man who holds Sex Toy WR's, And Charlie Uncultured

@ghostking1063 3 жыл бұрын

I looked throughout there comment section for a man of culture, thank homeless Jesus I found one

@lemonywater2979 3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostking1063 i loooove how that whole chess event made such waves on KZfaq. I never expected to hear about it here of all places.

@lexsombersunrise 3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonywater2979 Same here! He's a big boi now.

@noe4354 3 жыл бұрын

ikr