I'M NOT READY TO DIE FOR A CHICKEN SANDWICH!! [3 SCARY GAMES]

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0:00 - Death Education
28:50 - Jollibae
48:53 - Goofy Night Stalker

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@DashieGames Ай бұрын

at 45:40 the reason why there's no music its cause it was copyright music so its muted but trust me it was fire lol

@adsvaderstreetglow6525 Ай бұрын

Up to you dashie if you would like to live stream luigi's mansion 2 HD but it would so nice to have a live we can all chat to you while playing and watching the game. Oh and great video. I laughed so hard at the last game and when you always getting anxiety from running. Obviously anxiety isn't funny but like um, you know when it's funny because it's kinda scary and the games be kinda whack and good at the same time. Lol. This alot of writing, I know. Or maybe reading because you might be still reading this, I hope. Okay thanks dash. 😅

@crazydaytv9417 Ай бұрын

DACHIE DACHIE 😂

@kaykayyfomo3180 Ай бұрын

Dachie u gotta try Jollibee right now. No?

@jamierichardson2953 Ай бұрын

I figured that’s why you was free styling to only something that you can hear lol😂 but minus the music the freestyle was fire!🔥

@ShawnMorgans1 Ай бұрын

Yo These Scary Games Are Were The Party Is At

@GunGrave357 2 ай бұрын

You dont know how JOLLY I BEE to see a dash upload. No? Okay.

@Prod.ToxicMATX_Official 2 ай бұрын

ooh, that's a good one.

@GunGrave357 2 ай бұрын

@@Prod.ToxicMATX_Official

@alexmitchell1182 2 ай бұрын

Nice one lol.

@alexuscovington7850 2 ай бұрын

LMAOOO

@wizkiddyami3636 2 ай бұрын

Low Shawn

@ramborez8139 2 ай бұрын

37:41 "POO-TUNG-GINA" - dashiegames, 2024

@lurvefox 2 ай бұрын

Had me 😂😂

@junichijam5364 2 ай бұрын

I’m going have to send that to my family mariosep 😂

@808Monkey_ 2 ай бұрын

Bro I couldn’t stop laughing 😭🙏🏾

@robinmarasigan4747 2 ай бұрын

This was truly a cultural moment!!! I was so shocked when the text popped up and I’m so proud that putangina even came across dashie himself. TRULY A MOMENT FOR PINOYS EVERYWHERE

@fajjyg9462 Ай бұрын

🤣

@pwincessbubblegum Ай бұрын

“Funeral poppin off this Friday. Food bout to hit” took me out

@Bajanprince67 2 ай бұрын

“Why I gotta start at 100?” Because it wouldn’t be you if you didn’t start at 100 Dash. I ain’t snacking on anything though, I got a whole meal. Thanks for asking lol

@littlelady2361 2 ай бұрын

❤ Dashie the Dude always brings smiles to us because he is so funny even playing scary games 😂. Much love

@Sariiiiiiiiiiiiiii 2 ай бұрын

I clicked on the video when I was eating a meal but since he said blowpop I came back when I got a blowpop 😂😂

@soundssoothingg 2 ай бұрын

me too i was eatng rice AND GROUND BEEF

@Harai2Momo 2 ай бұрын

Wait this actually so real lmao 😂

@Bajanprince67 2 ай бұрын

@@soundssoothingg I had rice, salmon, broccoli, and sweet potatoes 🙌🏾

@glowrillaz 2 ай бұрын

29:00 DAMNNN THE FREESTYLE WAS LIT the customer backing off and the other going "get me your manager" 🤣🤣😂😂

@ericjohns8522 Ай бұрын

Karl Casey - Eternal Night. (Song name)

@kadiehale3507 Ай бұрын

@@ericjohns8522 thank you sm omg i was about to spend so long looking for it! i knew it had to be karl lol

@jameschristopher2540 Ай бұрын

Especially the random woman who dances

@TheCoolTypeMix 2 ай бұрын

6:05 Dashie actually pointing at the poster with the girl raising her hand is satisfyingly perfect lmao

@MayMay-ub9nm 2 ай бұрын

29:48 the obsession that Dashie got with that video of the girl dancing 😭

@Zuernaxashyr Ай бұрын

She's the new dance coach replacement I guess.

@TheFreshSoundsFlorida Ай бұрын

Every single time. 😂

@lissli91 Ай бұрын

I love it ☝🏻🤣😍🤩

@Prod.ToxicMATX_Official 2 ай бұрын

Notice how we all come together to admit that Dashie always helps us get through our bad days. it says a lot about him.

@Jakco808 2 ай бұрын

@kaj8850 2 ай бұрын

facts

@thanos1000000fc 2 ай бұрын

I only have bad days, sooooooooo

@leipzigergnom 2 ай бұрын

He's one of the KZfaqrs where I always feel a bit more light-hearted after watching his vids

@marcosgallo803 2 ай бұрын

@Ariana27816 2 ай бұрын

I remember watching dashie when I was 12 I'm now 25 with my first baby man does time fly.....much love to dashie❤

@ilyjay9580 2 ай бұрын

Congratulations !

@Ariana27816 2 ай бұрын

@@ilyjay9580 Thank you!

@670ah 2 ай бұрын

Same I remember watching him when I was 12 I'm now 13

@imperify7671 2 ай бұрын

im 18 now. ive been watching him for around 10 years

@madisonstewart3427 2 ай бұрын

Same here..i think i was a sophomore or freshman in high school and now I’m 26 and pregnant with my second child. I think about this every time I watch dashie. His videos have really become a part of my life

@madamejaemusic 2 ай бұрын

The sound effect at 52:16 made me laugh so hard, I cried

@TheKnownLord Ай бұрын

FRRR the sound effect was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

@inetisa1652 Ай бұрын

Had me wheezing😂😭

@jameschristopher2540 Ай бұрын

52:15

@KoyKinza 2 ай бұрын

38:42 LMFAOOO omg seeing dashie do silly little edits like this make me think he loves his job 😂omff the wobbling got me

@gregorygousy2897 2 ай бұрын

Same. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@erika_xo Ай бұрын

ikr like he could be putting the bare effort in just trimming clips but he loves to make us happy

@jaydenwilliams00 Ай бұрын

& then his “the fuck happened” killed me 😂😂😂

@KoyKinza 2 ай бұрын

29:13 DASHIE STILL DROPPING HEAT 🔥🔥😭LMAOO THE GIRL BUSTING HELLA MOVES

@crimsoncarnage5807 Ай бұрын

1:54 whats funny is, he could've said "we're gonna b running from death" but he said "running from education". Classic Dashie

@ggnore5303 2 ай бұрын

Dashie I’m pretty sure everybody misses the part where you say “we’re gonna dance on them like this” that dance definitively need to make a return lol

@MrGreen212 Ай бұрын

I feel like I missed so much. The last time I remember watching KZfaq was like in October and somewhere around that KZfaqrs started leaving and less ppl was posting. So I'm glad your still here. Both Dashie and the viewer reading this.

@KoyKinza 2 ай бұрын

Every time Dashie panics and says 'I can't' i feel so bad for him 😭💝 but it's so entertaining to watch the screen shake

@jamierichardson2953 2 ай бұрын

Love when dashie plays 3 scary game this is the best series on KZfaq hands down. 0:18 no matter how many times dash tells himself to calm down he stay going from 100 to 1000 on his intros every time!😂

@dotshie3292 Ай бұрын

Spooky scary sunday used to be one of the best too

@J0hnnyrenegxde Ай бұрын

We talkin ab dash here @@dotshie3292

@Sx7K4tz Ай бұрын

The girl slowly leaving screen at 30:05 got me 😂😂😂

@kungpowgeek 2 ай бұрын

Dashie’s gameplay might help distract me from the pain of losing my dear friend, Judith. 😭 RIP.

@theshadowsamurai07 2 ай бұрын

So sorry to hear that R.I.P you have my condolences😢

@kungpowgeek 2 ай бұрын

@@theshadowsamurai07Thank you.

@katente4097 2 ай бұрын

May God have mercy on him

@maulie23gaming89 2 ай бұрын

Sorry for your loss. Stay strong we here for you 🙏

@kungpowgeek 2 ай бұрын

@@maulie23gaming89 Thank you for your kind words and support. It means a lot to me. 😢

@BlackJesus_888 2 ай бұрын

Dashie been saving my interest of KZfaq ever since Cory been taking his break I'm glad Dashie still posting

@katinagrande5214 2 ай бұрын

I’m so ready for Cory to comeback but if not I can always binge his old videos🤣🥺🥰

@Realbmell Ай бұрын

Your a user

@Realbmell Ай бұрын

Your a user

@ChillMonkeyDude 2 ай бұрын

Dashie needs to tell more school stories, they’re funny af 😂

@gregorygousy2897 2 ай бұрын

Yeah he should. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RichBoi217 2 ай бұрын

The ending of Jollibae was WILD 😭😭😭😭 Enjoyed the video Dash! 🔥🔥🤟🏾

@rimabeans166 2 ай бұрын

1:55 i love that dashie had two choices of what to run from in the title and the one he chose was “education” 😂 you will always be funny to me dashie

@abe-oozer84 2 ай бұрын

that jollibae freestyle tho...str8 🔥

@dominicperez3777 2 ай бұрын

IS THAT JOLLIBEE IN THE THUMBNAIL?! MASARAP!

@junichijam5364 2 ай бұрын

He summoned us pinoys

@maango. 2 ай бұрын

PHILIPPINES MENTIONED ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🐝🐝🐝🐝🔴⚪💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@michaeledwards9464 2 ай бұрын

That last game had me in tears 😂😂😂

@jazateurmom Ай бұрын

i literally cannot breathe im laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aquija8235 Ай бұрын

Dashie mistaking the radioactive sign as a slice of pizza is killing me 😭 11:09

@oolacythelibraoo 2 ай бұрын

7:25 🤣😂😅 “How the door…squeak…get cut off mid squeak?!” Dashie always has me dying with 💩 like this! 😘❤️

@simplymari94 2 ай бұрын

I always get mad excited when Dashie plays 3 scary games 🔥 It has and always will be one of my top favorites. Thanks for playing this Dash have a good wednesday! ❤

@JustinArthur19 2 ай бұрын

I get scared so I usually watch any Mario game he plays or anything else

@vicfern25 2 ай бұрын

the jollibee freestyle was crazy LMFAO “lemme holla at bee!” 😆 “I don’t even know but… sandals!” im ctfu

@amgamer4400 Ай бұрын

52:48 🤣🤣🤣 needed this in my life! hilarious. love you Dash 💜

@Sk1llza_ 2 ай бұрын

WITHOUT FURTHER A DUE WERE GONNA (jolli)BEE RUNNING FROM THIS KILLER LIKE “NO WAIT, JOLLIBEE THAT YOU? AINT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FRYING CHICKEN?”

@fire-typhoon123 2 ай бұрын

*ado

@Bajanprince67 Ай бұрын

@@fire-typhoon123 The way he spelt it had me dying 😂

@RandomGuy-tz8qz Ай бұрын

Jojooooo

@marce0320 2 ай бұрын

I already know this is gonna be hilarious 😭😂

@tayyheartless 2 ай бұрын

Already know 😂

@gavyn9133 2 ай бұрын

dash is actually the only youtuber i have ever gave the chance to watch, been watching for dam near 10 years bro and dont regret watching a single video

@RockerGirl-uk4du 2 ай бұрын

That Jollibae freestyle was fucking fire!!! Got me so hyped! Thank you Dash.. been going threw some shit lately but you made my day better!

@CollisionJX 2 ай бұрын

nah the intro was funny asf 😭

@VegetaViibez Ай бұрын

Fr his intros have really been taking me back lately, energy on a 💯 🤣🤣

@sultanossi8845 2 ай бұрын

20:25 Dashie scared me more than the thicc dude bruh💀

@CodeRedCody Ай бұрын

29:30 When Dashie brought back the lady from Super Mario Maker death edits I lost it

@AngelleDust Ай бұрын

17:22 Cuz popped out like *"What the dog doin'?"* 🤣😭

@maulie23gaming89 2 ай бұрын

No matter how good or bad the scary games are, you always find a way to make them funny to watch and lots of fun! I love you lots Dashie! Hope you’re having a great day! ❤

@Evee901 2 ай бұрын

Dashie! Back with another gameplay! LOVE YOU 💕

@SparkShark101 2 ай бұрын

He's my favorite KZfaqr of all time! Really helps me cope and have a great laugh!

@VegetaViibez Ай бұрын

@@SparkShark101Always a good time with mah boii Dachie 😌

@Baler_Baler_Baler 2 ай бұрын

That quiet "What up..." brought me back to 2012

@Bribabyy26 2 ай бұрын

Dashie you get me thru tough times. Thanks for always making me laugh love ya

@oscarazpeitiabernal 2 ай бұрын

He said "press armmmmmm" 😂 3:36

@gregorygousy2897 2 ай бұрын

He sure did, hahahahahahaha.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ASAPKING313 2 ай бұрын

I did miss the "dance on em" and the original run in the beginning dash 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sofiao7901 2 ай бұрын

wish dashie would drop more lore on us. i love when he goes off about shit that happened to him in his life. got me feelin like my uncle telling us a story

@realtalk3567 2 ай бұрын

For the record, I love when Dashie starts with strong energy right at the beginning of the video. It gets me hyped!

@sazzb7710 2 ай бұрын

Dash had a choice to run from ‘Death’ or ‘Education’ and my boy said ‘EDUCATION’ 🤣🤣

@Lo_Dizzie 2 ай бұрын

Yes😁 i rather run from the grim reaper with a big ahhh scythe than my 7th grade art teacher Ms.greene😭😭😭

@Juhsentuh 2 ай бұрын

29:06 man listen, that freestyle behind the counter is everything 😂😂 the editing is top notch Dash! You on it 😎 #getmeyomanager 😅

@aroway9 2 ай бұрын

7:00 sound like the intro to We Are Young 😭

@DarkestNova556 2 ай бұрын

I KNEW IT WASNT JUST ME

@isabelqs24 Ай бұрын

*deep breath* GIIIMMMEEE a second i-

@therunawaykid6523 Ай бұрын

@@isabelqs24 need to get my story straight

@Kloxbyn 2 ай бұрын

For all I've said over the years, the fact is, this is my favorite channel on KZfaq. You're amazing, Dashie. 3 Scary Games is the best series in ever... In ever!

@-.__.-v1v1-.__.-742 2 ай бұрын

You know it’s gonna be a good video when dashie start correcting himself in the first 20 seconds of the video

@Harai2Momo 2 ай бұрын

29:47 LMAO the girl dancing

@prodposaiden Ай бұрын

shit got me crying 😂

@elizaaronld6769 2 ай бұрын

I love dashie so much man, he’s so funny and entertaining as hell. Such a good guy. hope you never change for worse, only for the better my G

@woody9x656 Ай бұрын

Omg, I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time. I've got tears in my eyes. I don't know why I found that last game so funny but the sounds that guy makes when you hit him had me crying. That and the look on your face as you played because you knew how terrible it was. I needed that.

@kxilix0268 2 ай бұрын

watching him at night while everyone is sleeping 😭🙏

@aet3032 2 ай бұрын

Nah we up

@leila1705 2 ай бұрын

Lol dang where you live at

@DarkEmoNinja 2 ай бұрын

DACHIE‼️ DACHIE‼️ JOLLIBEE IS A FILIPINO STAPLE AND IS THE BEST FRIED CHICKEN CHAIN EVER‼️🗣️

@erika_xo Ай бұрын

better than kfc?

@danagodwin3794 2 ай бұрын

I love that we are close in age. A lot of KZfaqrs that I follow are younger. You are definitely my favorite. The references you use bring back the feels. Love you Dashie!!! ❤️

@shqbqbi 2 ай бұрын

17:22 has me dying LMAOOOOOOO your reaction are the best dashie!!! you make my day on a bad day

@TheDez1997 2 ай бұрын

Damn I think a Dashie vid is what I need rn. Had to put my doggo Archimedes down today after 14 years of having him. 😞🥺

@Prod.ToxicMATX_Official 2 ай бұрын

that's awful. may he rest in peace. you mad strong for doing that.

@simplymari94 2 ай бұрын

Awww I'm so sorry to hear that! 😢 I hope Dashie's video brings you some joy ❤

@TheDez1997 2 ай бұрын

@Yuh_Boii_Toxic Thank you. I'm definitely going to miss him.

@LeapyearLady 2 ай бұрын

My condolences to you I know that was hard 💔 😔

@TheDez1997 2 ай бұрын

@simplymari94 Thank you. Dashie's so goofy he'll always put a smile on my face.

@Zallufer 2 ай бұрын

That intro was so funny. Dashie said "My brain is full I can't learn no more" like my ps5 storage. I'm gonna use that

@thesadseal2electricboogalo597 Ай бұрын

Hey, Dashie. I've been subscribed for a while now, but I haven't really taken time to watch your stuff for a while. You look good, man. Glad to see you're still around making people laugh. Looking forward to this one!

@MSRZapata13 2 ай бұрын

Dashie!!! Freaking love watching you play, can't believe I been watching you for almost a decade.

@psychohoodie 2 ай бұрын

honestly... dashie content always cheering me up... sumthing in my life that can cheer me up sumthing i can proudly say to my therapist .. always enjoy dashies energy

@GiornoJiermanna 2 ай бұрын

DUDE WAKE UP DASHIE UPLOADED 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@brookybalore5918 28 күн бұрын

Definitely Jollibae, at 48:33 to 48:38 I was on the edge of my chair as you screamed and was close to being caught. Always a blast for these clutch moments.

@MrBaconFlavor 2 ай бұрын

Dashie you've been making me laugh through hard times for yearsss, will always love you man.

@ambergriffin91 2 ай бұрын

Let’s go Dash!! Always a pleasure to get a notification from you!

@caseykauffman1006 2 ай бұрын

I missed you dancing on they ahh like that Dash! (@2:00) I always tell my friends to dance on they ahh when we kill ops in fortnite because of you 😂

@madamejaemusic 2 ай бұрын

That last game you played was hella goofy. What a nice comedic relief to the other 2 scary ass games you played.

@ItsJxckyy 2 ай бұрын

Lmaoo Dashie’s energy level was off the chart this video😂😂

@-Emmalove- 2 ай бұрын

Dashie + scary games = best video

@chawkletthundah9316 11 күн бұрын

I keep repeating that Jollibae without shame. I need this beat and Dashie freestylin as a ringtone or something LOL "Get me your manager!"

@Scromanoe Ай бұрын

You’ve been my go-to KZfaqr for about 11 years now, and I still look forward to seeing your videos! Never stop being amazing, Dash👊🏼

@milly.city.3505 2 ай бұрын

Love you Dashie!!!❤

@aet3032 2 ай бұрын

Shoutout to the realest KZfaqr of all time, DACHIE ❤

@Diggidoo 2 ай бұрын

Dashies videos always cheer me up when I get chronically depressed before leaving for work to my 12 hour night shift

@Sirenscythe Ай бұрын

As always, you scare me more than the game itself XD. Also, happy birthday dash. Im doing my yearly thing where i binge watch your videos all day for your birthday. Having a great time already! :))

@Nana-kv6rq 2 ай бұрын

I give a thumbs up for every Dashie video before I even watch it! 👍

@SolaceMelon Ай бұрын

Dashie!! You never fail to make me sad especially when I’m feeling so down!! I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW YOU PLAYING THE JOLLIBAE ONE. I’m from the 🇵🇭 but there’s no Jollibee here in 🇯🇵, I’ve been living here for years now and I’M CRAVING FOR IT SO MUCH!!! Live long life Dash!! I love you!!!!

@itsthelasttime13 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for the gameplay, Dashie!

@ariyn8450 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for all the laughs Dash ❤ not even 10 mins in and I’m cracking up

@horrorheaux 2 ай бұрын

Dash, your videos always make my day when things are tough. I can never thank you enough for that. 😭

@Zazasgs 2 ай бұрын

Dashie I love uu bro

@AyeYaYaaye Ай бұрын

LMAAOOO IM CRACKING UP @ YOUR JOLLIBAE INTRO. I LOVE YOU DASHIE

@kuwalen09 Ай бұрын

SEEING DASHIE PLAY A JOLLIBEE HORROR SH- MAKES ME SOO FRKN HAPPY, THANKYOUSOMUCH DASH I LOVE YOUR CONTENTS SM

@nem2gz 2 ай бұрын

LETS DO THIS SHIII!!!!

@Vachii 2 ай бұрын

JOLIBEEEEEEEEE SO GOOOOOOD

@hylianchild3999 2 ай бұрын

Watching dash always helps me feel better on bad days ♥️ cant help but smile even when I’m in a bad mood

@superdudeaj1 2 ай бұрын

I love it when Dashie plays 3 scary games'a shames'a trains'a !! YOU LOOK GOOD DASH KEEP IT UP

@maddieguevara7196 Ай бұрын

Why in the world would you live in a house with no curtains

@tristantamayo8634 2 ай бұрын

i saw jollibee and clicked so fast😂😂😂

@vicfern25 2 ай бұрын

25:15 bribing the killer with a grand slam at Denny’s is hilarious a lot of yall would fold including me lmao 🤣 also not the first game “and it was all a dream…” ending lmfao