So, I’m currently working on a ship, watching this video on my phone in the lounge. Chief Officer comes in, asks what I’m watching and gives me a very concerned look while I show him the Titanic being cut out of a bottle and sunk. Thanks Kevin.
@falconoreilly26073 жыл бұрын
You're working on a ship? That's really cool! Does that mean you're in the navy?
@ashleymurphy35643 жыл бұрын
@@falconoreilly2607 I’m a civilian deckhand working on a tanker contracted out to the Navy :) Absolutely love it!
@chlaco87393 жыл бұрын
That is a truly amazing story. I love it
@dylannecros36363 жыл бұрын
And what happened next? C'mon, don't leave us hanging.
@GreatBigSackOfPissAndWind3 жыл бұрын
I’m kinda scared what happened next
@XraynPR3 жыл бұрын
"I just did a Thanos Snap, and I don't know how!" Honestly, is anyone surprised?
@Spartacus0053 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for when he accidentally does it in real life
@shantidinesh18203 жыл бұрын
💋Best adult contact site💘👇 Click Here 》》 livegirls19. com 《《 Leurs états de santé respectifs les empêchent de s'approcher trop près l'un de l'autre. 在整個人類歷史上,強者, 富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市~sae和鄉村中的弱者,無力防守和貧窮成員。 然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其𝔻𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。 他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木)來調味食物煮的時候 1618775317
@Clouded_flowers Жыл бұрын
I wonder if any of the ashes were used as drugs
@Smitty-Spleeson3 жыл бұрын
Kevin slicing the Titanic and complaining about it sinking is like stabbing a person and complaining about them bleeding
@goast_cuard3 жыл бұрын
Just Kevin being quirky
@Ametisti3 жыл бұрын
OMG! Like seriously... Why have ya gotta be bleeding everywhere? You even got it on me, I'm gonna have to put everything in the laundry now and it might not even wash out properly, and if that's the case YOU gotta buy me a new top. How thoughtless. Really!! The nerve!
@HammerheadStarcraft3 жыл бұрын
@@haktar11 The most famous SV Northern Light was built in 1851 and sailed from San Francisco to Boston (setting a world record for its speed).
@ghostderazgriz3 жыл бұрын
Well it's not my fault they're bleeding.
@goast_cuard3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostderazgriz ikr, people just need to learn how to keep their bodily fluids to themselves
@minininja27923 жыл бұрын
I can show you the world, dark and scary and tragic. All because kevin is controlling gravity
@conlca40913 жыл бұрын
Aladdin refrence
@PajkaEagle3 жыл бұрын
Giving Kevin god powers would kill everyone in 5 seconds
@macironiminer93383 жыл бұрын
Tell me why I read this in Kevin’s singing voice HAHA
@hannah271173 жыл бұрын
@@macironiminer9338 i did too lmao
@IamaPERSON3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the heart
@TheDankTiel3 жыл бұрын
If Kevin was actually the Titanic captain he wouldn't need an iceberg to drown the ship
@ewanayres95763 жыл бұрын
Just need to make a left turn and it’s gone
@necrobynerton73843 жыл бұрын
@@ewanayres9576 just the sheer appearance of kevin drowns the ship
@HelloHamburger3 жыл бұрын
Your PFP: I receive like, you receive nothing.
@redcatofdeath3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, that's why he should've been the captain. It would have been much easier to save people after Kevin sank five minutes out of port.
@yahiamamdouh44623 жыл бұрын
Birb
@Jactar_3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the type of person that'll manage to sink a boat as a passenger.
@Ametys007 Жыл бұрын
No, he doesn't even need to be on the ship to sink it
@gundar-x1p Жыл бұрын
He'll be in a submarine and open a window
@samanthastone82773 жыл бұрын
Humanity is the Titanic, and Kevin is the iceberg
3 жыл бұрын
And that’s their backstory
@F2PMegaGod3 жыл бұрын
@ Humanity is Kevin and The Titanic is the iceberg?
@F2PMegaGod3 жыл бұрын
@ Yes
@Scooty_3 жыл бұрын
Cmon he already got hit by a car now a ship?
@IamaPERSON3 жыл бұрын
@@Scooty_ what can I say, ship happens.
@thiccboi20043 жыл бұрын
Kevin is someone who'd save a sinking ship just to sink it himself
@obamium30203 жыл бұрын
Probably unintentionally too
@FloridaGuy532 жыл бұрын
Ironic, isn't it?
@lottewinter88313 жыл бұрын
Just when you think things couldn't get worse on the Titanic, Kevin gets involved
@jimpickensisourwayoflife21263 жыл бұрын
Kevin: why is the menacing music play when I arrive Everyone: to warn the NPC's of danger Kevin
💋Best adult contact site💘👇 Click Here 》》 livegirls19. com 《《 Leurs états de santé respectifs les empêchent de s'approcher trop près l'un de l'autre. 在整個人類歷史上,強者, 富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市~sae和鄉村中的弱者,無力防守和貧窮成員。 然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其𝔻𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。 他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木)來調味食物煮的時候 1618816531
@bluenekhbet3 жыл бұрын
Kevin at the beginning of the video: *wholesome wave* Thanks for watching my videos! Kevin in the video: I'm angry at the ocean, I'm angry at submarines, I'm angry at the Beatles! *covers submarine in bombs*
@michaelstove81573 жыл бұрын
Here's a fun fact for you, Kev. When you were mentioning the ship bending at around the 5:45 mark, that is actually a trait in many large ships i real life. They're built with a little bit of bend in them so as to make them less rigid, as rough waves could do more damage if the boat was totally rigid. Granted I don't think they're supposed to do it to that extent...
@miss_celestina3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Kevin talk about guiding the ship - immediately thinks of the Suez Canal. Ah I see who caused that mess now
@ianfrey30763 жыл бұрын
“It’s good to have a strong sturdy unsinkable ship when I’m in control” One second later: “I sliced it in half” 😂
@CatOfExplo3 жыл бұрын
Flex seal all over again
@AloeVera365 Жыл бұрын
Great timing.
@KingseekerFrampt3 жыл бұрын
Everyday I wake up and think to myself: “what has Kevin done this time?”
@FloridaGuy532 жыл бұрын
Can Kevin save the Titanic? Will Kevin have a "Goodyear?" Find out tomorrow! Same Kevin time. Same Kevin channel.
@channelspectator96613 жыл бұрын
I guess the people on the disintegrating atomic blimp didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. You could even say they were thunderstruck. In all seriousness please play this again Kevin, we need destruction like this in our lives
@littlebytes44623 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "You're still playing the cheery music and it's kind of taunting me" Titanic passengers when the band kept playing as they sank: *You think?*
@jimpickensisourwayoflife21263 жыл бұрын
Just came from CallMeKevin Stream and Kevin should totally do a video with him they are both pale as feck and both create chaos everywhere
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness84613 жыл бұрын
Great minds think alike
@yalikuxisi93453 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a collab between CallMeKevin Clips and Kevin. I know they’ve had their beefs but I can see there’s a little bit of love between the two.
@DioLT3 жыл бұрын
@@yalikuxisi9345 Imagine the chaos of CallMeKevin, CallMeKevin Clips and CallMeKevin Streams in a Minecraft server
@Ilivepuppys3 жыл бұрын
@@DioLT So pretty much a Collab with past, present and future Kevin. Yes I would love this.
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness84613 жыл бұрын
"I made a second Titanic and it ended up worse" The question is, did he managed to move his audience just as much?
@spacesheep_3 жыл бұрын
why do I see you everywhere lmao
@jambleschmlif3 жыл бұрын
without a doubt. i am in tears
@trinitysapphire36303 жыл бұрын
“Never let go Turg :,(“
@heyhocodyo013 жыл бұрын
Not quite as moving i didn't see kate winslets jugs
@jambleschmlif3 жыл бұрын
@@heyhocodyo01 nah, but kevin's are nicer
@rangerleaf15053 жыл бұрын
Kevin slices the Titanic in half Me: *"Ironic"*
@ellieholmes6083 жыл бұрын
I WAS THINKING THAT LMAO
@Tori-oe6by3 жыл бұрын
*at the beginning when he waved I literally waved back*
@oceantrash72303 жыл бұрын
I've been rewatching all the Harry Potter videos lately and I cannot stress enough how much I enjoy watching Kevin play literally anything
@banditodorito3673 жыл бұрын
"Yes I know the plot of Minecraft story mode I've read the MAnGa" 😂😂😂
@galexcell34683 жыл бұрын
Finally someone read the manga
@double_di_9253 жыл бұрын
0:13 This is why I feckin love Kevin
@Gohtato3 жыл бұрын
“It’s like GameStop stock” 😭😭😭😂😂
@bridgetfoley9203 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the type of person to help a grandma across the road and punt kick a toddler at the same time
@ShiWeiMigi3 жыл бұрын
Lightning striking same spots multiple times Kevin: NO! THAT'S ILLEGAL-
@alexakemp92833 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow is actually the 109th anniversary of the titanic sinking so I glad Kevin did such an educational recreation of the tragedy
@Reddeadclipz3 жыл бұрын
That Crab rave bit made me laugh so much.
@IamaPERSON3 жыл бұрын
Same
@IamaPERSON3 жыл бұрын
I have a sinking feeling about this
@defective1233 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s “hey there friends” brightens my day
@edrew99753 жыл бұрын
Love how I’m watching this while a Titanic documentary is in the background on History Channel
@howtocry81293 жыл бұрын
"Why does the game play that menacing music when I arrive" To warn the npcs
@DoctorWaffle973 жыл бұрын
This might be my favorite video Kevin has made. He just seemed so happy playing with his boats.
@bbket96183 жыл бұрын
"I made a second titanic" is enough to know this is gonna be even worse than the first one
@need4speed53533 жыл бұрын
You heard of the planes crashing into the twin towers Now get ready for the titanic crashing into the statue of liberty
@tamparockout173 жыл бұрын
Day 97 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall
@turg76893 жыл бұрын
Turg
@ellieholmes6083 жыл бұрын
I support this movement
@ComXDude3 жыл бұрын
"Oh no! I was trying to swirl the ocean and I put a bomb by accident!" We've all been there, Keven.
@shadyoder60553 жыл бұрын
“Having a good time...just me being me” what a scary line to end a video like this with
@thelonevoid6213 жыл бұрын
2:30 "we all died in the yellow submarine.."
@radicalmetal_yt5574 Жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommending me this video rn has gotta be a crime bro 😂
@damianotin84173 жыл бұрын
5:59 here's the exact moment where Kevin went full Irish
@the_true_sage21173 жыл бұрын
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Kevin pretended to not see the iceberg in the first Titanic.
@baileylillivick3 жыл бұрын
The iceberg: “well, guess I’ll do it again!”
@goodguypingu16753 жыл бұрын
Turg
@Icryinthebathtub3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@helpiminhell61193 жыл бұрын
Turg
@baileylillivick3 жыл бұрын
Turg
@soristrufas65713 жыл бұрын
Turg
@ZombieSazza3 жыл бұрын
“Not even a shred of human remains” ... to shreds you say?”
@DrRainbowBecca3 жыл бұрын
"And the children?"
@marlowefinley-brown58173 жыл бұрын
2:43 All I could think of is the "To show you how strong Flex Tape is, I sawed this boat in half!"
@docette20153 жыл бұрын
*snork* I love how the Unsinkable immediately succumbs to you banging it with a hammer. Leave no survivors, Kevin! Not that you do anyway, but still!
@ajytabbott20043 жыл бұрын
One screen - Watching Kevin play this Another screen - Watching Kevin play Minecraft with Anna Another screen - Watching Anna play Minecraft with Kevin KEVIN-CEPTION
@nikolol16503 жыл бұрын
Kevin really deserved 10mil subscribers and getting the diamond play button.
@k.c.23593 жыл бұрын
I like how Kevin just murdered hundreds, but the only thing that makes him mad is that lightning struck the same spot 3 times.
@Calabresa0223 жыл бұрын
I'm just pleased that the fourth funnel on the Titanic wasn't smoking, that's a perfect representation
@mergummibear3 жыл бұрын
Me, watching this video: *realizes that this would have been the perfect time for Kevin to bless our ears with his rendition of a Sea Shanty* 😳 Me and the rest of The Cult in a chorus of General Palpatine voices: *"DO IT!"* 😈
@Paper_Sunset3 жыл бұрын
Wario is God in the Kevin cinematic universe
@askdeterminataleandaus56703 жыл бұрын
"I assume only good things happened to it, and its good to have a strong, sturdy, unsinkable ship when I'm in control." -"I sliced it in half." That was Hilarious
@theotherVLF3 жыл бұрын
Kevin accidentally placing a bomb in the submarine, then just continuing to add more because he's already fecked it up, all the while laughing anxiously, is the best visual description of the chaos of his videos.
@610Hobbies3 жыл бұрын
*reads the title Me: _"Yeah, I can believe that happening."_
@dman60933 жыл бұрын
0:36 "according to evidence found in the wreckage, the ship sank primarily due to the captain altering course to 'down.'"
@pinktribble3 жыл бұрын
"Why is the mast sad?", caught me totally unawares, I nearly fired cola out my nose!! 😆 Never try to drink or eat whilst watching Kevin! You'd think I'd've learned this by now! 🤣
@DaRealWade3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a huge inspiration for me and many others, keep up the good work kevin!
@AnAceBrit3 жыл бұрын
Day 34 of thanking Call Me Kevin for all of the content
@ProffesorFloatyHead3 жыл бұрын
You missed day 33!
@AnAceBrit3 жыл бұрын
@@ProffesorFloatyHead Let me check this, I will be disappointed with myself Edit: I didn't skip, I put day 34 yesterday, so it should be day 34 on this vid
@ProffesorFloatyHead3 жыл бұрын
You're doing God's work, son.
@dashingmango55953 жыл бұрын
Now I understand what happens in the Bermuda triangle..
@jasonantares31163 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best intros Kevin has ever done! What a wholesome 20 seconds.
@Paper_Boi3 жыл бұрын
Kinda ironic and funny because Kevin uploaded this on the 109th anniversary of the Titanic’s maiden and only voyage, along with being the day before the actual real ship sunk.
@TailsIsDisappointed3 жыл бұрын
Well, the Titanic was created by the Irish...
@Alsarnia3 жыл бұрын
The editors are on fire today. This was hilarious
@rach17593 жыл бұрын
Whenever I hear Kevin's voice doing the intro "hi friends" I'm instantly happier. It just fixes everything
@Glisten4563 жыл бұрын
"Look at it, it's called the Unsinkable!" "I sunk it." ~Kevin, the only good Irish Christian lad who will "accidentally" sink massive, otherwise nearly indestructible ships.
@officiallyfynn Жыл бұрын
Seems like maybe its an inappriate time for youtube to suggest this video to me... not that i didnt watch it anyway and chuckle all the way through
@mrstealyoclips38933 жыл бұрын
Kevin: AN ACT OF GOD Jim Pickens: Am I a joke to you?
@thelegion46983 жыл бұрын
Within like the first minute of the video he sent the boat underwater. Amazing work Kevin.
@scottmiles8243 жыл бұрын
0:26 I think games are just becoming aware of when you’re playing them Kevin
@denserfountain28843 жыл бұрын
The chaos this man causes feeds my dark urges and I'm totally fine with that.
@iheartPedro3 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling that things would go worse if Kevin made his own titanic...
@billybamboom3 жыл бұрын
6:30 The timing that the ad hit me 😂. As soon as you said “BUT THE WA-“ and it crops out to a humongous rogue wave before abruptly transitioning to that overbudgeted mobile war game I forget the name of
@reaganorton17103 жыл бұрын
Halfway through I realized Kevin didn’t care about us and was just having fun
@madisonsharon66473 жыл бұрын
0:55 YES I LOVE THE BEATLES
@EpicBoss-3 жыл бұрын
Titanic sinks : the lobsters in the tank : 10:21
@nathandudley39593 жыл бұрын
The bit with the ark really cracked me up, "Noah I did you dirty" 11:05
@little.bluejaye3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Literally Nobody: Me at 2:01 : Isn’t it fishi?
@Bekathepirate3 жыл бұрын
Day 84 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
@SourAsters3 жыл бұрын
I 100% support this.
@larryfromspace18563 жыл бұрын
We need that
@Input-um5et3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you actually ask every day, kudos to you
@bharris5913 жыл бұрын
neigh neigh name change
@hank54283 жыл бұрын
Im aboard
@autismgaming53113 жыл бұрын
Day 36 of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content”. And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga
@neotheresa3 ай бұрын
Kevin freaking out and not understanding that lightning can indeed strike the same spot more than once it’s just unlikely because of its’ size never ceases to be hilarious
@juliadesrocher78043 жыл бұрын
the wheeze I did when Kevin pulled out the "oh look Ringo" was ungodly, I loved it
@abcdefgheat18883 жыл бұрын
Day 105 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
@destinationunknown83733 жыл бұрын
So yes,here's the answer to Kevin's question that no one cares about: Yes. Ships do flex and bend on the water. It helps relieve stress on the infrastructure and generally helps it travel with much less chance of breakage. So, there's some useless info for ya.
@emilyrivas7821Ай бұрын
“I’m cutting it into pieces so the fish can eat it a bit easier” *omfg Kevin* 😂😂😂😂
@skysayshi40393 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I own this silly game and I ALWAYS have it idling in the background, I'll puncture a ship and just check in every once in a while to see how it's going haha - messing with the settings, water density, melting point etc is really fun. Kinda crazy to see Kevin playing it because everyone I know thinks I'm weird for having it haha
@mr.fancyman7733 жыл бұрын
"Oh I bid farewell to Brave England's white sands"
@yahiamamdouh44623 жыл бұрын
I was always sure that kevin was preparing for the end of the world..... himself
@gemgem_chan3 жыл бұрын
"Kevin is the storm that is approachinggggg, provokinggggg"
@TheDuckCollector3 жыл бұрын
The Second he gave a cute lil wave I couldn't stop smiling and I instantly had ta like the video
@caos93553 жыл бұрын
day 2 of asking Kevin to play Demi Lovato: Path to Fame
@chlaco87393 жыл бұрын
I support this
@JamesWilliams-kw5hy3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@cheesalicious1633 жыл бұрын
games should always play menacing music when Kevin arrives. he's either there to break them or destroy the storyline
@ch3shire_kat3 жыл бұрын
"I was trying to swirl the ocean and I put a bomb by accident!" "I buried the Titanic in a bottle!" Some months ago phrases like that would have made absolutely no sense to me; but now that I have been thoroughly Kevinized, I'm glad nobody has to explain the chaotic randomness anymore. XD I love some of the ships just took one look at the tip of the iceberg that is Kevin and were like "Naaah, I will just sink immediately." Plus, Kevin vs. the logic of lightning was priceless.
@zozmczozface63533 жыл бұрын
"How is that part filling with water? " "How is this part filling with water?" But the question on all of our lips is " WHY IS THE MAST SAD??????? " 😭😭😭
@lucyread3 жыл бұрын
Day thirteen of asking Kevin to use the hunger game simulator.
@rainbowdemon50333 жыл бұрын
what did ringo ever do to the world that everyone hates him
@livispuzzled3 жыл бұрын
nose
@jackhazardous40083 жыл бұрын
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight, (How I wish I was in sherbrooke now!) She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold We'd fire no guns-shed no tears Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier The last of Barrett's Privateers
@JohnDoe-on6ru3 жыл бұрын
The submarine wasn't always yellow; it turned that way once the crew found out Kevin was in control.