So, I’m currently working on a ship, watching this video on my phone in the lounge. Chief Officer comes in, asks what I’m watching and gives me a very concerned look while I show him the Titanic being cut out of a bottle and sunk. Thanks Kevin.

"I just did a Thanos Snap, and I don't know how!" Honestly, is anyone surprised?

Kevin slicing the Titanic and complaining about it sinking is like stabbing a person and complaining about them bleeding

I can show you the world, dark and scary and tragic. All because kevin is controlling gravity

If Kevin was actually the Titanic captain he wouldn't need an iceberg to drown the ship

Kevin is the type of person that'll manage to sink a boat as a passenger.

Humanity is the Titanic, and Kevin is the iceberg

Kevin is someone who'd save a sinking ship just to sink it himself

Just when you think things couldn't get worse on the Titanic, Kevin gets involved

Kevin: why is the menacing music play when I arrive Everyone: to warn the NPC's of danger Kevin

Kevin at the beginning of the video: *wholesome wave* Thanks for watching my videos! Kevin in the video: I'm angry at the ocean, I'm angry at submarines, I'm angry at the Beatles! *covers submarine in bombs*

Here's a fun fact for you, Kev. When you were mentioning the ship bending at around the 5:45 mark, that is actually a trait in many large ships i real life. They're built with a little bit of bend in them so as to make them less rigid, as rough waves could do more damage if the boat was totally rigid. Granted I don't think they're supposed to do it to that extent...

Hearing Kevin talk about guiding the ship - immediately thinks of the Suez Canal. Ah I see who caused that mess now

“It’s good to have a strong sturdy unsinkable ship when I’m in control” One second later: “I sliced it in half” 😂

Great timing.

Everyday I wake up and think to myself: “what has Kevin done this time?”

I guess the people on the disintegrating atomic blimp didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation. You could even say they were thunderstruck. In all seriousness please play this again Kevin, we need destruction like this in our lives

Kevin: "You're still playing the cheery music and it's kind of taunting me" Titanic passengers when the band kept playing as they sank: *You think?*

Just came from CallMeKevin Stream and Kevin should totally do a video with him they are both pale as feck and both create chaos everywhere

"I made a second Titanic and it ended up worse" The question is, did he managed to move his audience just as much?

Kevin slices the Titanic in half Me: *"Ironic"*

*at the beginning when he waved I literally waved back*

I've been rewatching all the Harry Potter videos lately and I cannot stress enough how much I enjoy watching Kevin play literally anything

"Yes I know the plot of Minecraft story mode I've read the MAnGa" 😂😂😂

0:13 This is why I feckin love Kevin

“It’s like GameStop stock” 😭😭😭😂😂

Kevin is the type of person to help a grandma across the road and punt kick a toddler at the same time

Lightning striking same spots multiple times Kevin: NO! THAT'S ILLEGAL-

Tomorrow is actually the 109th anniversary of the titanic sinking so I glad Kevin did such an educational recreation of the tragedy

That Crab rave bit made me laugh so much.

I have a sinking feeling about this

Kevin’s “hey there friends” brightens my day

Love how I’m watching this while a Titanic documentary is in the background on History Channel

"Why does the game play that menacing music when I arrive" To warn the npcs

This might be my favorite video Kevin has made. He just seemed so happy playing with his boats.

"I made a second titanic" is enough to know this is gonna be even worse than the first one

You heard of the planes crashing into the twin towers Now get ready for the titanic crashing into the statue of liberty

Day 97 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall

"Oh no! I was trying to swirl the ocean and I put a bomb by accident!" We've all been there, Keven.

“Having a good time...just me being me” what a scary line to end a video like this with

2:30 "we all died in the yellow submarine.."

KZfaq recommending me this video rn has gotta be a crime bro 😂

5:59 here's the exact moment where Kevin went full Irish

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Kevin pretended to not see the iceberg in the first Titanic.

The iceberg: “well, guess I’ll do it again!”

“Not even a shred of human remains” ... to shreds you say?”

2:43 All I could think of is the "To show you how strong Flex Tape is, I sawed this boat in half!"

*snork* I love how the Unsinkable immediately succumbs to you banging it with a hammer. Leave no survivors, Kevin! Not that you do anyway, but still!

One screen - Watching Kevin play this Another screen - Watching Kevin play Minecraft with Anna Another screen - Watching Anna play Minecraft with Kevin KEVIN-CEPTION

Kevin really deserved 10mil subscribers and getting the diamond play button.

I like how Kevin just murdered hundreds, but the only thing that makes him mad is that lightning struck the same spot 3 times.

I'm just pleased that the fourth funnel on the Titanic wasn't smoking, that's a perfect representation

Me, watching this video: *realizes that this would have been the perfect time for Kevin to bless our ears with his rendition of a Sea Shanty* 😳 Me and the rest of The Cult in a chorus of General Palpatine voices: *"DO IT!"* 😈

Wario is God in the Kevin cinematic universe

"I assume only good things happened to it, and its good to have a strong, sturdy, unsinkable ship when I'm in control." -"I sliced it in half." That was Hilarious

Kevin accidentally placing a bomb in the submarine, then just continuing to add more because he's already fecked it up, all the while laughing anxiously, is the best visual description of the chaos of his videos.

*reads the title Me: _"Yeah, I can believe that happening."_

0:36 "according to evidence found in the wreckage, the ship sank primarily due to the captain altering course to 'down.'"

"Why is the mast sad?", caught me totally unawares, I nearly fired cola out my nose!! 😆 Never try to drink or eat whilst watching Kevin! You'd think I'd've learned this by now! 🤣

Kevin is a huge inspiration for me and many others, keep up the good work kevin!

Day 34 of thanking Call Me Kevin for all of the content

Now I understand what happens in the Bermuda triangle..

That was one of the best intros Kevin has ever done! What a wholesome 20 seconds.

Kinda ironic and funny because Kevin uploaded this on the 109th anniversary of the Titanic’s maiden and only voyage, along with being the day before the actual real ship sunk.

Well, the Titanic was created by the Irish...

The editors are on fire today. This was hilarious

Whenever I hear Kevin's voice doing the intro "hi friends" I'm instantly happier. It just fixes everything

"Look at it, it's called the Unsinkable!" "I sunk it." ~Kevin, the only good Irish Christian lad who will "accidentally" sink massive, otherwise nearly indestructible ships.

Seems like maybe its an inappriate time for youtube to suggest this video to me... not that i didnt watch it anyway and chuckle all the way through

Kevin: AN ACT OF GOD Jim Pickens: Am I a joke to you?

Within like the first minute of the video he sent the boat underwater. Amazing work Kevin.

0:26 I think games are just becoming aware of when you’re playing them Kevin

The chaos this man causes feeds my dark urges and I'm totally fine with that.

I had a feeling that things would go worse if Kevin made his own titanic...

6:30 The timing that the ad hit me 😂. As soon as you said “BUT THE WA-“ and it crops out to a humongous rogue wave before abruptly transitioning to that overbudgeted mobile war game I forget the name of

Halfway through I realized Kevin didn’t care about us and was just having fun

0:55 YES I LOVE THE BEATLES

Titanic sinks : the lobsters in the tank : 10:21

The bit with the ark really cracked me up, "Noah I did you dirty" 11:05

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Me at 2:01 : Isn’t it fishi?

Day 84 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

Day 36 of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content”. And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga

Kevin freaking out and not understanding that lightning can indeed strike the same spot more than once it’s just unlikely because of its’ size never ceases to be hilarious

the wheeze I did when Kevin pulled out the "oh look Ringo" was ungodly, I loved it

Day 105 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

So yes,here's the answer to Kevin's question that no one cares about: Yes. Ships do flex and bend on the water. It helps relieve stress on the infrastructure and generally helps it travel with much less chance of breakage. So, there's some useless info for ya.

“I’m cutting it into pieces so the fish can eat it a bit easier” *omfg Kevin* 😂😂😂😂

Oh my god I own this silly game and I ALWAYS have it idling in the background, I'll puncture a ship and just check in every once in a while to see how it's going haha - messing with the settings, water density, melting point etc is really fun. Kinda crazy to see Kevin playing it because everyone I know thinks I'm weird for having it haha

"Oh I bid farewell to Brave England's white sands"

I was always sure that kevin was preparing for the end of the world..... himself

"Kevin is the storm that is approachinggggg, provokinggggg"

The Second he gave a cute lil wave I couldn't stop smiling and I instantly had ta like the video

day 2 of asking Kevin to play Demi Lovato: Path to Fame

games should always play menacing music when Kevin arrives. he's either there to break them or destroy the storyline

"I was trying to swirl the ocean and I put a bomb by accident!" "I buried the Titanic in a bottle!" Some months ago phrases like that would have made absolutely no sense to me; but now that I have been thoroughly Kevinized, I'm glad nobody has to explain the chaotic randomness anymore. XD I love some of the ships just took one look at the tip of the iceberg that is Kevin and were like "Naaah, I will just sink immediately." Plus, Kevin vs. the logic of lightning was priceless.

"How is that part filling with water? " "How is this part filling with water?" But the question on all of our lips is " WHY IS THE MAST SAD??????? " 😭😭😭

Day thirteen of asking Kevin to use the hunger game simulator.

what did ringo ever do to the world that everyone hates him

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight, (How I wish I was in sherbrooke now!) She'd a list to the port and her sails in rags And the cook in scuppers with the staggers and the jags God damn them all! I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold We'd fire no guns-shed no tears Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier The last of Barrett's Privateers

The submarine wasn't always yellow; it turned that way once the crew found out Kevin was in control.