I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES
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Жыл бұрынHi guys my name is Dankus and they just said that my fort divisions were weak.
WTF, why do they do that, that's mean. So I'm here to show them who's the true gamer55.
It's time to make them suffer and we're gonan do that in Africa with an army full of forts and it's basically super epic like moving forts get it chat I'm really haha xd.
So I like video games, do you like HOI4 MP, I like Hearts of Iron 4 the game.
It's joever.
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@bendoleen5458 Жыл бұрын
Dankus using paratroopers without almost getting banned is something i never thought i would see
@lordphonix0994 Жыл бұрын
in this it is no paras just more city stats
@SVP-uy9qb Жыл бұрын
they can't paradrop anymore, they are basically specialsed units for urban tiles and alike
@KevVIII Жыл бұрын
LOL I love how "good'ol Rambler try" is now the synonymous term for " I don't know what the heck I am doing but I will give my best effort"
@hellbach8879 Жыл бұрын
I feel like it more often implies that it's expected to fail
@DG0131 Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the rambler moments of all time
@cassu6 Жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty funny how it's become such a big saying in the HOI4 community
@USELESSDCK Жыл бұрын
I don't get why he said it, I don't think console commands were used
@blazeeer1483 Жыл бұрын
@@USELESSDCK what? 💀
@calebworkman7719 Жыл бұрын
I like how people used to say Dankus can only play tanks but it turns out he’s just good
@SuperCaptainFail Жыл бұрын
TommyKay on suicide watch
@lovablesnowman Жыл бұрын
Dankus either carries his team or he plays so bad you question whether he has a mental disability
@petitchaton9677 Жыл бұрын
Just not on uk lol
@dogdog2635 Жыл бұрын
@@petitchaton9677 wym he always baits Germany to Sealion
@friendlymods6567 Жыл бұрын
@@dogdog2635😂 true true.
@jisookim6904 Жыл бұрын
Australia in WWII had at one point over 10% of the total population under arms. And that's not counting the people employed in war-time production. Of a population of around 7 million 730000 people were in the armed branches and let's not forget that those 7 million include children, elderly and women. Of all those groups only a small percentage was directly in the armed forces, so about 50% of the men in fighting age were indeed fighting. For obvious reasons that wasn't sustainable, especially the lack of skilled labour put an immense strain on the economy so the first moment that the government thought the Japanese threat to the homeland wasn't imminent they downsized the armed services by about 40%. It's still crazy that a country with a population this tiny at one point had an army that nearly rivals that of today's PRC army in manpower.
@australianroyalist Жыл бұрын
we are just built diff
@jagplaysroblox2169 2 ай бұрын
basedo
@aboi6638 Жыл бұрын
I aspire to be as good as the UK in this game
@tetra. Жыл бұрын
Based pfp
@aizuuya Жыл бұрын
If you're older than 5, you've probably already accomplished your goal!
@crashEPIC Жыл бұрын
I know the guy with the hungarian troll tanks. Bonafide chad with his builds. I'm glad other people are suffering him as well.
@RSDZSTURMLEITER Жыл бұрын
"They said my forts are weak"
@Dwarfsayingwtf Жыл бұрын
... and then this happened? 😂
@RSDZSTURMLEITER Жыл бұрын
@@Dwarfsayingwtf certified dankus Micro esports alta Oman moment
@snrken Жыл бұрын
dankus really went from really low mic to not peak to extremely loud and low quality mic in 2 videos lol
@Arexsis Жыл бұрын
I literally cant watch his videos anymore, my fucking ears man
@pedronabais1456 Жыл бұрын
dankus and audio quality go like water and oil
@mariadinoraaraujodossantos9891 Жыл бұрын
UK Player on his way to throwing the game: 🚶
@katra5673 Жыл бұрын
Well not everyone can be the best at a game. Dankus has thousands of hours. Maybe the UK only has a couple hundreds. It's a game not a tournament, it's whatever. We all started somewhere.
@skanderbeg152 Жыл бұрын
@@katra5673however, the way he talked about 'bokoen games' makes me think this is a competitive game with a high skill level, and this UK was apparently not up to par. I also understand if they are new to the mod, or first time on UK with the mod, etc, but it is still annoying for everyone else on the team if the major is throwing like that.
@ottercar1493 Жыл бұрын
That's why dankus needs breathing exercises haahha
@KleinesStein Жыл бұрын
@@katra5673you could say that, until the UK literally ignored complaints from everyone on the team by doing the thing they kept telling them not to do. There’s only so far “inexperience” can excuse your acts, beyond that you are throwing or just stupid and should not play mp outside of a close friend group vs AI so you can learn to play properly
@juliannolastname2442 Жыл бұрын
@@katra5673True, but you’d think in a game with a mod like this that a player on UK would have many, many hours. Hell, I played Germany in a casual game with a few randos in the HOI4 discord, and I had to claw my way to play because I had only 450 hours. Granted I ate shit that game, mostly because it was 1 am and I was exhausted, but still.
@ParanoidAlaskan Жыл бұрын
The entire game was a giant allied major skill issue. The U.S and the U.K did absolutely nothing.
@datboi7893 Жыл бұрын
Your comment sums up 90% of PMFU-based games.
@pedronabais1456 Жыл бұрын
the thing is, who puts a mewbie as uk? the guy who chose the countries is the one at fault
@datboi7893 Жыл бұрын
@@pedronabais1456 Most of the time the "meta people" are wehraboos who spam racist gifs in the NSFW section that pick Axis countries. Then the Allies are mostly random. Every once in a while the "meta people" pick Allies. 9/10 games are a complete stomp because these people form a group and only play together.
@pedronabais1456 Жыл бұрын
@@datboi7893 yeah i messed a bit around with the eu4 mp but never with hoi4 besides videos then again obligatory all hoi4 players are racist so that doesnt leave much
@gamerdrache6076 Жыл бұрын
@@pedronabais1456 cap i m germany main and not nazi or racist
@remi609 Жыл бұрын
Dankus losing hair because his HOI addiction has made him ignore hygiene and the stress gained shaved atleast 25 years off of his life.
@xylixpachy9865 Жыл бұрын
Lmao😂😂
@chickennugget6056 Жыл бұрын
“They said my mental illness was weak…”
@MaxTheLegend_YT Жыл бұрын
They said my Aussie was weak...
@SpiderClaw0com Жыл бұрын
Should be titled "How The UK ARMIES Made Me Suffer"
@ranganesquik2920 Жыл бұрын
Thats easily the worst UK players ive seen
@cassu6 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't have even been that bad if he would've actually communicated with his team. Especially when he is supposed to be the leader of the allies.
@drewdunham6189 Жыл бұрын
0:45 nineeee… elevennnn 😮😮😮
@mr_confuse Жыл бұрын
The video description is a certified hood classic.
@Funmud Жыл бұрын
I keep finding your videos sooner after they upload
@Lyrxside Жыл бұрын
I want to know what this UK was smoking 😂
@t_gabiuel6058 Жыл бұрын
They said my [INSERT UNFUNNY HERE] was weak.
@GuardianMilsim Жыл бұрын
Tobruk 1941 Roleplay be like
@hehning8678 Жыл бұрын
The UK was clearly the MVP in this game
@sweetsweetapple6557 Жыл бұрын
The axis mvp lol
@gamerdrache6076 Жыл бұрын
uk annex build fr
@moon_spirit1 Жыл бұрын
as an australian i can confirm this a certified dankus memecus moment
@user-hp9bi8oc2i Жыл бұрын
0:45 this sounds familiar....
@BloodNothinglol Жыл бұрын
Rare Dankus Australia sighting
@Gunnart Жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsey of hoi4
@carolinaandy5059 Жыл бұрын
This title reminded me of eu4. Dankus, you should consider getting into that as well.
@alwarado Жыл бұрын
uk gorilla tactics meta
@kurtis9366 Жыл бұрын
"3:07" -American civil war in a nutshell
@JL-XrtaMayoNoCheese Жыл бұрын
No. Abraham Lincoln repeatedly stated his war was caused by taxes only, and not by slavery, at all. "My policy sought only to collect the Revenue (a 40 percent federal sales tax on imports to Southern States under the Morrill Tariff Act of 1861)." reads paragraph 5 of Lincoln's First Message to the U.S. Congress, penned July 4, 1861. "I have no purpose, directly or in-directly, to interfere with the institution of slavery in the States where it exists. I believe I have no lawful right to do so, and I have no inclination to do so," Lincoln said it his first inaugural on March 4 of the same year
@ricflairsayswoo5894 Жыл бұрын
Sid from Toy Story Dankus
@deutscherrusse3466 Жыл бұрын
How can you see how much equipment you destroyed?
@josephe9306 Жыл бұрын
its crazy how germany lost after being in africa until jan 1942
@reflectivegaming9979 Жыл бұрын
This might not be entirely a good idea, but what if Italy just spammed forts, can’t get through the alpine and use costal forts on the ports to try resisting naval invasions
@Prussia_ Жыл бұрын
There is bombing from UK and US and other majors. Then you can use siege artillery against forts which basically removes them since you get iirc a 3pp% bonus to attacks. Then you can use green air and Cas to get another bonus. Then stack Intel to remove their entrenchment and they only have the defense buff from the mountains without anything else. For naval forts you can use shire bombardment for a25% debuff for the enemy and use previously mentioned strats to make them easier to invade Also italy isn't the best place to hold out. Yes you have the alps and sea but you are also need to defend more land against naval invasions and the keep holding the alps. Also depending in whether or not the mod you may use has the balance of power, you may get a civil war because you lost Sardinia and africa. Overall, you can pull it off but you will never break out or be able to actually do something. Just take the med and make a good dday wall.
@6th_Army Жыл бұрын
How much did the axis pay the UK?
@lumielsilvermillon8921 Жыл бұрын
Esport haircut tho
@KrizTheMan Жыл бұрын
Mic is peakier than the fookin' blinders
@kekscho4586 Жыл бұрын
bro got the buzz cut
@modernth3896 Жыл бұрын
Ussr guide 2 when
@sahilhossain8204 Жыл бұрын
Lore of I Made Them Suffer with FORT ARMIES momentum 100
@filip4333 Жыл бұрын
UK just installed game man
@samo1560 Жыл бұрын
They said my hairline was weak
@friedhelminkursk503 Жыл бұрын
D day dankus ALTA
@tymongrzadziel2033 Жыл бұрын
What mod are you playing
@forkii4122 Жыл бұрын
And they said my Australia was weak
@alexmilakis1156 Жыл бұрын
Bro that UK player wtf is he smoking morphine or something lol
@cooldudecooldude9112 Жыл бұрын
What mods is he using I would like to know
@HugaBugaUga Жыл бұрын
Which mod is that?
@to_be_a_good Жыл бұрын
World war bruh
@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Жыл бұрын
(0:45) *X-Files Theme Plays*
@Arez-hu6nr Жыл бұрын
Cheese
@IridescentIrene Жыл бұрын
this might be the most insufferable UK I've ever seen
@captainpancake8177 11 ай бұрын
that is not how you use insufferable
@charlieisaac307 11 ай бұрын
whats the mod
@Thesaxychase Жыл бұрын
I’ve been balding since I was 18 it is a rip
@Thesaxychase Жыл бұрын
All my points went to height and build so the hair got left out
@Ewalin1337 Жыл бұрын
Mic please.
@NoConn Жыл бұрын
They said my fort armies were weak
@farukakbayrak8599 Жыл бұрын
what does ''alta'' mean? is it german?
@hellbach8879 Жыл бұрын
yes it roughly means „dude“ or „what the fuck cunt“
@AnglosArentHuman Жыл бұрын
Alter, slang equivalent to "dude"
@farukakbayrak8599 Жыл бұрын
@@AnglosArentHuman thank you mate
@Boulders911 Жыл бұрын
Was gonna watch this but the editor didnt fix sound
@nano_zhenya2508 Жыл бұрын
W
@xylixpachy9865 Жыл бұрын
Uk player was getting flamed 😅
@AmericaIsACountry Жыл бұрын
They said my dingo was weak
@pedronabais1456 Жыл бұрын
what is this, a dankus video where the music isn't 3 times louder than the voice??? (also could u reupload last vid? it's legis unwatchable)
@megabytes6434 Жыл бұрын
What mod is this?
@to_be_a_good Жыл бұрын
World war bruh
@Trever101 Жыл бұрын
You love to see it
@GeneralLiuofBoston1911 Жыл бұрын
Bruh this UK player
@James-wg7pz Жыл бұрын
“Slave labour? Bruh”
@shannthemanandiplaygames4886 Жыл бұрын
whats the mod?
@to_be_a_good Жыл бұрын
World war bruh
@justthadaniel4412 Жыл бұрын
esports
@Leatly Жыл бұрын
Hello
@4DAAGUA Жыл бұрын
YEET
@DangerasTM Жыл бұрын
what mod is this?
@LOUISFORTAINTeamICraftGaming Жыл бұрын
Fix mic please
@gothia1715 8 ай бұрын
Giga Joe Biden UK.
@matejaradulovic1075 Жыл бұрын
Ban that Uk from playing majors actually just ban him from mp dude is clueless and unresponsive.
@Anonymous-_-69 Жыл бұрын
They said my mic was weak
@paddybickle3365 Жыл бұрын
Hard to watch
@modernth3896 Жыл бұрын
First
@benashton9679 Жыл бұрын
obligatory "what mod is this?" comment
@hmmmmmmmmm7267 Жыл бұрын
I dont know what it is
@Cereal251 Жыл бұрын
Their finest bruh is the mod
@treyebillups8602 Жыл бұрын
I had to watch on 5% volume because of very loud microphone literally unwatchable
@lemonke4209 Жыл бұрын
Claim your here within a year ticket here (im not a bot just felt like typing this) 👇
@MeatyTF2Mercs Жыл бұрын
UK is like the Soft Underbelly of the Allies.
@adrianbt2619 Жыл бұрын
When is navy germany
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