I OPENED A $555 DARK-WEB BOX

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Part 2: • I UNLOCKED A DARK WEB ...
In this unboxing, I am buying Mystery Box off Dark Web / Deep Web. We get very scary things that we've all heard of, like the terrifying Mrs. Puff Theory from the SpongeBob SquarePants Conspiracy Theory by Alex Bale. It's terrifying; I do get cursed by Mrs. Puff. We also get lots of dangerous items, Adam and Eve Toys, stuff clearly from a black market and most importantly, human things that smell very BAD. Yes, everything is all caught on camera. Enjoy the Crypto NWO Dark Web Box. This Dark Web Mystery Box cost $250 worth of Ripple (XRP) & $250 worth of Bitcoin (BTC)
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Chapters:
Intro - 0:00
Opening Box - 0:53
Layer One - 3:00
Layer two - 11:30
Smaller Box - 25:30
SpongeBob One - 26:28
Coordinates - 30:25
SpongeBob Two - 32:15
Toxic Items - 40:39
Ending - 47:25
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@CryptoNWO 3 жыл бұрын

Part 2 (Hard Drive): kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jr6Dn8SLyLDPfHU.html

@adrianacrowley7279 3 жыл бұрын

Curious if you realize those white rock things that were wet was small pieces of chewed gum 😭 you were squeezing their saliva out of it that’s why it smelled like smoke

@nightmaregaming6706 3 жыл бұрын

thats wE!d in taht container

@Hhn945 3 жыл бұрын

Ok!!! CHEERS BRO

@antrom9070 3 жыл бұрын

NETFLIX IS PRETTY COOL

@michaelhicks1328 3 жыл бұрын

That what u holding that's for a woman pleasure

@hermesxpectro1700 3 жыл бұрын

I cant believe how innocent he is, my wife wants the unicorn stand, lol

@inezkinlaw697 3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was gonna pass out I laughing so hard about the unicorn stand that smells like crap ... Lmao 🤣😆🤣😆

@ORTHROSGAMING 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mikeward2662 3 жыл бұрын

It's a gift u and ur wife can share, that's love.😍

@willan9240 3 жыл бұрын

Unicorn stand tho 🤣🤣 violated the poor unicorn toy 🤣🤣

@willan9240 3 жыл бұрын

Stuffed the gloves in his mouth to 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

@oldmanandanxbox796 3 жыл бұрын

Crypto: sniffs buttplug. "Oh that smells like crap." Me:💀💀💀💀

@theresalouise9518 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@wendibowles6218 3 жыл бұрын

Wonder why Lmao

@Robert-fk4xk 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@addictedtxspace7574 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂😂

@jasonmarquis5547 3 жыл бұрын

I almost cried laughing

@angelkreek Жыл бұрын

The way you were just like "it's probably a stand for the unicorn" broke me 😂

@kadyn7492 Жыл бұрын

Same

@jb1zzeldrj2627 8 ай бұрын

I said AYO

@ItzRithzBro 7 ай бұрын

Lol

@lizzyjay1994 4 ай бұрын

I think he should have taste tested the unicorn stand LMFAO

@le_nirnoy 3 ай бұрын

Can't believe he's so innocent

@james-fn7nf 2 ай бұрын

Who’s gonna tell him it ain’t a unicorn stand and definitely DOESNT belong on a child’s bed

@xfad3dm3moryx80 3 жыл бұрын

I died on the inside a little when he put the glove in his mouth and kept touching his face after messing with the mysterious wet objects.

@ieshiaaa 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment like this lol. I was like "whaaaaaaat, he is gonna have to bleach his mouth after this." Lol

@cylversprings 3 жыл бұрын

That is what I thought too!! He was just saying he was going to have to burn those gloves then put the rattle in his mouth to bite it with those nasty gloves.

@tikiratgirl 3 жыл бұрын

And he touched the vibrator buttplug before he put the glove in his mouth and on his beard 😭😭😭

@Apneatica 3 жыл бұрын

I’m speechless FR!!! I had to pause it for my sake. What was he thinking?!? I’m dying 🤣🤣

@leeannricca7095 3 жыл бұрын

I know right that what I was thinking

@skylerpratt2306 3 жыл бұрын

Watching him smell the purple butt plug and say... " smells like crap" made me die laughing.... Haven't laughed that hard in my life

@JayMitchell91 3 жыл бұрын

Plus the anal beads 😂

@jackmiller7804 3 жыл бұрын

Dude same😂😂

@MitchTarala 3 жыл бұрын

Omg I just burst out laughing at that.

@DanniBee23 3 жыл бұрын

I actually started crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Leilahhrose 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of sextoys is ridiculous. It’s not even fun anymore. Don’t you think?

@davidhibbs6989 6 ай бұрын

The unicorn stand is a bend over dark device 😂.

@davidhibbs6989 6 ай бұрын

👽

@artevilli Жыл бұрын

Crypto: wears gloves to protect himself Also Crypto: sticks fingers in his mouth and rubs face after handling seggs toys and chewed gum😭😂💀

@fmsddd5277 3 жыл бұрын

Kevin’s innocence it’s just something else 😭 he really thought the purple thing is a stand for the unicorn I’m done 😭😭

@jessicawalker856 3 жыл бұрын

I was yelling at the screen telling hin noooo and then he sniffed it 😱 I'm dead 😆😅 oh poor crypto

@Mystic.Moon7 3 жыл бұрын

I was like no no no please don’t do that sometimes I think to myself how can you not know that! 😂

@shahedsleiman2173 3 жыл бұрын

What is it

@lilyruiz6626 3 жыл бұрын

It’s a butt plug wym what is it everyone keeps saying it

@hinaaslampunjwani7134 3 жыл бұрын

exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@lucynickells9318 3 жыл бұрын

When he hits himself with a sex toy by accident thinking its a slingshot. The innocence is a what the heck.

@aidancameron9558 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that was a slingshot never mind it wasn’t a sling shot

@tammymyers4262 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard 🤣 😂

@roumblefoumblegames9075 3 жыл бұрын

It was so funny ahahah

@ShashMasuta 3 жыл бұрын

And the butt plug... a stand for the unicorn... really? 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

@animeguardian7413 3 жыл бұрын

Wait.... It’s not a sling shot?

@shannonmcgrath4140 Жыл бұрын

This video had so many great moments. The unicorn stand, the Goliath slingshot, and unicorn baby rattle you had me laughing hysterically. Yes we used maps for road trips across country and for local directions. We always used landmarks as a guide too.

@otaku.plants 5 ай бұрын

Smells like crap 😂

@fightfornormalk.o1317 Жыл бұрын

I think the porcelain doll is a Mardi Gras doll. My mom has a few that are similar, but hers are more like chunky baby dolls. Never seen a tall skinny one.

@damond4346 3 жыл бұрын

ive been watching this channel for ages yet his inability to identify objects continues to impress me

@ripplewolf9283 3 жыл бұрын

I've been here for 2 years

@maylena5048 3 жыл бұрын

Nah facts. it gets on my nerves tho at the same time lol.

@aprilleerose 3 жыл бұрын

@@maylena5048 especially since he’s the one that packs the boxes!

@ShashMasuta 3 жыл бұрын

Right!?!? He's even gotten plugs in the past- yet every single time he doesn't know what it is. And our poor boy, here he is thinking its a stand for the unicorn, then uses it as such, poor unicorn... poor innocet kevin... getting roasted in the comments

@jamaljohnson9679 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ashtonroberts 2 жыл бұрын

Ive been watching this channel for so long and am always impressed with how bad he is at identifying stuff inside the mystery boxes

@maureennolan816 2 жыл бұрын

I’m literally screaming at the tv. Love him 😂

@kaycguide 2 жыл бұрын

You’d think as long as he’s done this, he would know what things are now 🤣🤣🤣

@allenculmo4332 Жыл бұрын

So true. Completely ignorant on simple things.

@jamiesmart9016 9 ай бұрын

All an act as the vids are fake

@jamiesmart9016 9 ай бұрын

@kaycguide it's a act surely

@bluefirstaid6699 5 ай бұрын

Definitely want that unicorn stand 👀 also im new 2 ur channel, but I really like what I've found ty for good content

@isabelfaucett2408 Жыл бұрын

I love how he thinks a tongue cleaner is a sex toy but thinks the sex toys are stands

@brandys9482 3 жыл бұрын

All the sinners know what that purple thing is lmao “what do you plug it into ?” Your ass ☠️☠️😂😂

@akashmollik5081 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@littlenadi7932 3 жыл бұрын

When he sniffed it and said it smells crap I diedddd

@jenniferreeves181 3 жыл бұрын

When he said it smells like shit 💩💩🤣

@3bakas999 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jenniferreeves181 3 жыл бұрын

Cryptos just one of the best 👌

@AlexBaleFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Crypto NWO sent me here

@margaretzuelke9761 3 жыл бұрын

Alex!

@julianalepa1427 3 жыл бұрын

he gave you a shoutout 😂

@tylertheking9927 3 жыл бұрын

same

@darkshadow9835 3 жыл бұрын

Damn I watched and loved your video

@angelaburse6485 3 жыл бұрын

This is crypto lol

@nicholeveaudry3057 Жыл бұрын

Bro has the cleanest squeaky clean mind of all of us

@dobedo11 3 ай бұрын

Dude! Lol love the " unicorn " stand! Ba hahaha

@laylapage9929 Жыл бұрын

“don’t ever consume anything you get on the dark web” *proceeds to light a joint*

@KROO-YT 8 ай бұрын

Lol fr

@LJ_Brooks27 3 ай бұрын

lol

@tankueytryn 3 ай бұрын

LOL. The US has legal bomb weed for 200+ per ounce! We have legal craft up here for $100. They even sell keef for $1 a gram FFS

@deathmetal7690 3 жыл бұрын

That... Is not, a stand for that unicorn... And when he sniffed it... I died 🤣

@destanyrhodes7173 3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead 🤣😭

@YeahNo033 2 жыл бұрын

I swear to everything that i dear... i cried, so hard, while laughing... my mom had to check up on me if i was okay, that shit was funny af

@tnt1824 2 жыл бұрын

"Hm... Smells like crap"🤣🤣🤣

@maxnewsnetwork3483 2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing when the unicorn stand start vibrating

@MadmaxMusic93 2 жыл бұрын

Sick fuck you use it

@franzkafka7367 Жыл бұрын

The things in the case at the beginning are dental tools. Along with them are used cotton samples used for keeping teeth in place during operations, and rubber tubing, possibly used to blow air into a mouth.

@user-mx5gm5tw8u Жыл бұрын

Crypto i love every video you do because your legit and thier very interesting to watch i love these mystery dark web boxses i would love to see more if you could do a video every day of a mystery box man that would be jjst epic

@gentlegamer198 2 жыл бұрын

Crypto: "I'm a grown ass man! I'm 25 years old" Crypto 10 sec later: "OMG Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff! OMG"

@sky-sx5gt 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hannahaftonthelord6870 Жыл бұрын

Ikr but literally that would still be me🤣🤣🤣

@vaibhavpawar4455 2 жыл бұрын

Crypto : "Oh, that smells like crap" Me : Probably cause it came fresh from someone's butt🤣

@egobworderrr 2 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT 😭😭😭

@stupidcombo 2 жыл бұрын

wait what time stamp?

@splash424 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@silentforest1117 2 жыл бұрын

@@sshol3 belugaaaa

@andreyeenasena3026 Жыл бұрын

It goes in the coochie💀😂

@xeno914 5 ай бұрын

The fact that bud thought beads was for the slingshot

@otaku.plants 5 ай бұрын

A stand for the unicorn 😂😂. I am dying. Unicorn living his best life 😂

@juliamarie6087 2 жыл бұрын

HEY! HEY! HEY! I did lots of research today, and I found several interesting things. I pulled up all the coordinates, and they're all in one area; like no more than 5 miles max away from each other. Also, the coordinates from the flap, the Virginia one, I looked that up and I went on the FBI website, and there are 2 men missing with the same first and middle name and they went missing from towns touching those coordinates (though it was years apart). I wasn't able to find any names of victims associated with the area for the message x coordinates, but I'm definitely going to keep trying! I really really REALLY hope you see this, and I think I'm gonna do the membership thingy because it would be so cool to be able to participate in live chat! I really love your videos, and I had so much fun doing my own little investigation! I REALLY hope you see this! Okay, thank you! Bye!

@apina8227 2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to search about this case but only things I found with those coordinates was only some place in middle of desert can u tell me what to search to find sum intresting things

@woresor5585 2 жыл бұрын

you wasted your time this shit is so fake

@dovahkiin8569 2 жыл бұрын

Can you prove how “fake” it is?

@woresor5585 2 жыл бұрын

@@dovahkiin8569 I use the dark web a lot dude, no matter what search engine you use, you won’t find anywhere to buy mystery boxes that’s legit. Don’t forget about the fact that he’s just putting shit in his mouth without any sort of caution, hmm, it’s almost as if he knows it’s safe cause he bought all that stuff from the store.

@perk2013 2 жыл бұрын

@@woresor5585 there's hundreds of unboxing mystery box videos on KZfaq they are all fake?

@ayetabbi5201 3 жыл бұрын

Thought those were teeth in that baggie for a sec 😶 (snap on smile, tools, pliers so it would make sense)

@rexshadowstar1874 3 жыл бұрын

I thought they were teeth as well lols

@greenstoneboy5681 3 жыл бұрын

same

@duckboii 3 жыл бұрын

Me three...

@twistednerd23 3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@raelenekennedy1412 3 жыл бұрын

yep me to

@ShadowplayBand Жыл бұрын

I love it when he sniffs the the UNICORN stand lol Then says smells like crap lol You got a sub from me for that one bro lol

@Ntgp126 Ай бұрын

17:54 "Plankton is coming to your house"

@thehooter6412 3 жыл бұрын

"Stand for the unicorn" ☠️🗿 "Smells like crap" bruh literally 😂

@MoonLightt57 3 жыл бұрын

Lol yes😂

@Fitzgerico1 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that David beat Goliath with anal beads blows my mind. The fact he kept them is hilarious

@margaretzuelke9761 3 жыл бұрын

Damn gotta rewrite the Bible now!

@jackgarrison8497 3 жыл бұрын

@@margaretzuelke9761 Can We please put Real Science in it?

@CP-ot9xs 3 жыл бұрын

I think he needs to visit a shop for research purposes lmao. David beat Goliath with beads 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@margaretzuelke9761 3 жыл бұрын

@Jack Garrison you've got to ruin a fricking joke? You must be devoted to the Bible and not recognize a little humor

@kristycordeux3 3 жыл бұрын

@@margaretzuelke9761 im devoted to the bible and i found it hilarious!!! Come on got has to have a sense of humour cos even God would find that hilarious!!! he b like "um no thats not what David killed Goliath with oh u poor poor child" and something like "ok let make sure that he starts to realise what these things r by giving him a heap of ppl to comment about what it is" and look he did everyone os telling lmai!!!!

@sam69420q 7 ай бұрын

you are one of my fave youtubers now and netflix is pretty cool😀

@adriaanvantonder3599 Жыл бұрын

The big ass stone with the David and Goliath thing killed me 🤣 takes a big something and guess stones is not a wrong reference

@tracykym9972 Жыл бұрын

Lol for anal beads they really weren't that big. So I don't think you'd need big stones to use them. Those are more of a beginner size. (I used to run a toy store, not into them myself).

@adriaanvantonder3599 Жыл бұрын

@@tracykym9972 maybe I can get a set and swing it around my butt.. will scare any hemorrhoids away in an instant 🤣😅😂...

@tracykym9972 Жыл бұрын

@@adriaanvantonder3599 omg lmao thats very true. I hadnt thought of that lol.

@aries4626 3 жыл бұрын

5:58, I literally thought those were teeth and like, gums or something until he did the closeup

@shaylawade2747 3 жыл бұрын

me tooooo

@ronni-annecyr3363 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. I juSt SEARCHED for a comment about it

@sofiaiannantuono634 Жыл бұрын

As a tattoo artist it’s literally drilled in our heads to constantly change ur gloves bc of cross contamination…. I died when he put the gloves in his mouth after touching everything 😷

@stephaniecox6713 Жыл бұрын

Good god so nasty 😩 🤮🤮

@KatoFFR Жыл бұрын

I was cringed to see this and just scream

@sandywootton6572 7 ай бұрын

Sameee borrrkkkkk

@_Chaosbubble 3 ай бұрын

My brain also imploded. 😅

@Not_Lizzylol Жыл бұрын

21:31 SO HE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT IT IS! 👍📸🤨

@toughnewfie6572 10 күн бұрын

25 years ago we use to rely on paper maps in NL Canada for Moose Hunting and such. You actually made me gag at the end of the video 😂

@sintija1685 3 жыл бұрын

You are the only person that i actually enjoy watching

@pohjer 3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@aprilleerose 3 жыл бұрын

I know it’s all fake but it’s entertaining

@mazholland2208 3 жыл бұрын

The black bit that was with the unicorn is a butt plug. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@kyrenepeterson1739 3 жыл бұрын

What bothers me is that The gloves are literally pointless if you’re going to cross contaminate

@kulsumislahi8960 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😭 he should be more careful

@xurism 3 жыл бұрын

came here to agree.

@woresor5585 2 жыл бұрын

except for the fact that he's not worrying about that since he obviously didn't put any effort into making this video real

@nikorojas7798 Жыл бұрын

Your videos are so awesome

@noatak6852 Жыл бұрын

UNICORN STAND?!💀 you even said its too big and you violated that poor unicorn with that ‘unicorn stand’😂😂😂😂

@vanesamichelle7335 3 жыл бұрын

Omg you touched your face with the gloves on 😭 you’re killing me

@lil_weasel219 2 жыл бұрын

its fake almost guaranteed

@steelanim8s129 3 жыл бұрын

Tbh when I saw him put it near his mouth I was like," P-please don't do what I think you're about to do"

@zombiegnome7697 23 күн бұрын

I am laughing so hard right now at the ‘unicorn stand’

@jocelynnegarcia9821 Жыл бұрын

I love all his theory videos

@xEmberx Жыл бұрын

I gagged when he put his hands in his mouth right after touching the wet squishy stuff. Please, for your own safety, change your gloves and wear a mask when you interact with mystery and potentially harmful material!

@amortisbelial Жыл бұрын

I'm shocked with this guy to be honest 😨

@kateaustin9428 Жыл бұрын

Lol same... I was like nooooo

@LoCo_NuT Жыл бұрын

Even with gloves i was like "NAAUUR HE DIDN'T "

@katpeden9255 Жыл бұрын

Omgosh I just got to that part of the video lol

@Hollierebecca23 Жыл бұрын

The white “lumps” are tonsil stones, the metal tools are tonsil stone removers, the “pink stick with bristles” is a tongue cleaner. The stuff in the bag looks like artificial crab sticks mixed with baby food. The spoon & fork are baby cutlery, they’re chunky so they’re easier to hold. I love your videos but you crack me with how innocent you are yet you order off the dark web 😂

@rtg55 Жыл бұрын

i thought that was math/crystal

@DAVID-pr3hj Жыл бұрын

What the fuxkk..?? And he squeezed some of them my god🤮 disgusting as hell

@enavocado Жыл бұрын

i thought it was nicotine gum

@FlyingBirdy Жыл бұрын

i use ma thootbrush to clean all in my mouth

@gabisz6885 Жыл бұрын

Man i hate tonsil stones so bad i would never touch it and this mans just squeezed them and all that eww

@UKPatriotsView2.0 2 ай бұрын

Do NOT put the unicorn stand by a childs bed. You'll be arrested.

@dakota6687 Жыл бұрын

The Mrs puff theory seems very real. So much proof. Absolutely loved the video. Thank you for suggesting it.

@cinderheart9189 3 жыл бұрын

The purple buttplug.. "smells like crap"..I think I died a little 🤣🤣🤣

@MortalityTechnician 3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@lillysolano6175 3 жыл бұрын

Omg why do you touch your face after touching stuff in those boxes? What's the point of gloves if your just going to touch your face anyways???

@azpyro7740 3 жыл бұрын

@@lillysolano6175 that’s the same thing I was thinking gross n odd

@mrss1958 3 жыл бұрын

He’s so innocent 😂

@V01cebox13 3 жыл бұрын

How does he still not know what a butt plug is?? Haha this guy literally used it on the unicorn 😂😂

@aprilleerose 3 жыл бұрын

He does. Do u really think he buys these off the dark web? Come on now. He packs them himself and mails them to his P.O. Box or he has someone do it. These videos are FAKE.

@MrJeremy120 3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying laughing at the butt plug and he smells it lmao

@alexamariana310 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@V01cebox13 3 жыл бұрын

@@aprilleerose come on man, i know that, hes got a whole team to build them, but you gotta admit that it still takes effort to make it into alright videos. Not necessarily i'm a fan, but its something to watch when im bored, its still entertaining tho.

@MadmaxMusic93 2 жыл бұрын

@@aprilleerose fake videos exactly there is no dark web unboxing lmao bunch of fools thinking so

@skyfog_ 6 ай бұрын

Bro opened the stuffed toy unicorn and saved the dog by biting the "capsule" himself. 💀

@Fredslifestyle 4 ай бұрын

the "rocks" made me die out laughing he is so inocent with the box

@joshellephillips6648 3 жыл бұрын

Soooooo. U touched broken glass with dry blood.... cotton with some unknown liquid... thheennn placed ur hand in ur mouth...EPIC

@briezieqellingwood8488 3 жыл бұрын

I literally yelled at the screen NOOOOOOOO!

@homiecat2386 3 жыл бұрын

*grabs liquids and COVID 19 items* *grabs beard 4 mins later with the glove* me ah yes

@carsonyoung5682 3 жыл бұрын

i saw that bro, killed me

@kittengamer3507 3 жыл бұрын

Literally gasped when I saw that like eewwwwwww and they're dirty asf when he touches his face🤢🤢🤢🤢

@amandanunyabusiness5027 2 жыл бұрын

He literally put his fingers in his mouth 🤢

@extc_hazel267 Жыл бұрын

When he said " smells like crap " to the purple thing I almost died from laughing

@Era1391 3 жыл бұрын

I cackled when the "stand for the unicorn" started moving and it FINALLY dawned on him 😂

@zavydababy4447 Жыл бұрын

Im not that far in the fid

@Expresskitten 3 жыл бұрын

OMG Crypto the Unicorn stand 🤣 I nearly died bless your heart.😂

@brandifuentes691 Жыл бұрын

Do you have any update videos? That maybe the mystery has been solved? Just asking

@Theyfw_leahh24 9 ай бұрын

The unicorn stand got me lmoa ... it smells well no crap it ain't no unicorn stand

@danielleluna100 3 жыл бұрын

***don’t open the needles next time. And they have to be brought to a pharmacy to be disposed of****

@judydavies8582 3 жыл бұрын

Love how pure and innocent Kevin is Just makes watching him so awesome

@h8sani 3 жыл бұрын

not anymore

@charlibrowny Жыл бұрын

he’s not innocent lol. he knows what they are and did no one see how HE ROLLED?? like come on

@onidaaitsubasa4177 2 ай бұрын

The plastic rattling container found in the unicorn is silica, it's used to absorb moisture to keep what it's packed with, or in this case, the unicorn stuffing, dry, the other thing that smelled minty with a toothbrush handle was a tongue cleaner, but coming from a mystery box you never know if it's been used or what someone might've been used for, the other round toy is in fact a toy, an adult toy, used for messaging a particular body part that fits in the loop, and no, not your fingers, hope that clears things up.

@PumpPiston Жыл бұрын

"KZfaq doesn't like it when I show this stuff, so I'm gonna show it for 2 seconds."

@mr.nightshade8465 2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t help but being on a little bit of shock knowing that he’s 25 years old and he doesn’t know any of those sex toys are there’s probably teenagers that know what those are

@manclar Жыл бұрын

Honestly there are 2 options: - He is acting so that people leave comments on this video, and to have more views so that KZfaq shows the video as recommended. -He's really an idiot who doesn't know anything, in which case he's quite retarded in taking sex toys that have been in someone's rectum and playing with them.

@_.I.Escaped.A.Asylum._ Жыл бұрын

Probably also some really weird kids

@SorryImWithTheBoys Жыл бұрын

There are probably like 8 year olds who know what they are

@fairybread_eater2 Жыл бұрын

isn't the pink toothbrush looking thing a tongue scraper?

@Lilith7413 Жыл бұрын

@@fairybread_eater2yes it is.

@allistair61 3 жыл бұрын

When you opened the bag at the six minute mark, I was expecting to see human teeth in the bag. Even using a PO Box, you're still braver than I am ordering the stuff on the dark web.

@jennymartinez916 2 жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought was in the bag.

@chloejones1620 2 жыл бұрын

I wanna order stuff off the dark web so bad 😭 I just don’t know how man.

@chicagokush Жыл бұрын

@@chloejones1620 look up DN bible…

@Layla_121 11 ай бұрын

@@jennymartinez916 same

@SasukeUchiha-zv1kv Жыл бұрын

So idk if u still have that green and yellow porcelain doll but I want it. I actually collect such dolls like that as a hobby of sorts. Yes Ik it's creepy but I still want it none the less.

@z4xoro Жыл бұрын

Hi can u tell me from where u get or buy these things and can u give me that policy torch 🔦

@unholyglitter1750 2 жыл бұрын

The last item DEFINITELY looks like (what we call in Australia) a crab stick. It's basically imitation crab meat, or partial crab meat with other seafood. Not sure about the fluid, that definitely icked me out, but yeah. You just enjoyed the smell of rotting crab :) which fits the Spongebob theme. Also, you using the buttbeads like a slingshot? I'm DEAD. Your innocence is too endearing.

@fairybread_eater2 Жыл бұрын

ROTTEN CRAB STICK!? that's GROSS I WOULD NEVER EVER SEE CRABS THE SAME ANYMORE!! 🤢🤢😭😭

@juliestockmeyer5871 3 жыл бұрын

KEVIN- a word of advice...NEVER OPEN NEEDLES!!! If they’re sealed, leave them sealed!! By the way, I’d love El Feugo!!! PLEASE!!!???

@mercerfamily4816 3 жыл бұрын

A word of advice dont sniff butt plugs

@sarfarazchavhan6072 Ай бұрын

21:18 it searching for a hole You should Get away for that

@zeryhere 8 ай бұрын

his parents didnt enlight him... lmao (ur videos are great)

@Dfuzed77 3 жыл бұрын

I came here in the speed of lightening 🤣

@The_Honda_Trueno 8 ай бұрын

I love how innocent he is and then says he rolled 2 joints to smoke 😂

@maddiedoesntkno Жыл бұрын

A little in love with El Fuego😂😂 your humour keeps these videos very watchable when they could make you very uneasy or be downright unwatchable

@ashleyedwards2188 3 жыл бұрын

He’s so innocent and he doesn’t know what anything is he literally thought the tongue scraper and the ring go together 😂😂😂😂he is amazing lmao

@Scooter1975 2 жыл бұрын

I busted out laughing when he thought the tongue scraper went with the c. Ring…I’m dying laughing!!

@scottryan305 Жыл бұрын

It's not innocence, it's stupidity.

@kirsty8553 3 жыл бұрын

“I like wet things” hahaha that caught me off guard 😂😂

@Notmeanymore666 3 жыл бұрын

Bwhahahaha

@bobbiecarter5382 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😏😂😂

@julianruiz7868 3 жыл бұрын

That took a major turn😂😂🤣🤣

@MadmaxMusic93 2 жыл бұрын

You would lmao

@fairybread_eater2 Жыл бұрын

This is funny but what ruins it is when it gets to the worse item in the box and it just gets disgusting 🤢 but this video was pretty crazy! you're innocence is so funny I just can't you sniffed but plugs 🤣💀

@artbadasstiger8346 Жыл бұрын

That looked like imitation crab meat in the ziplock bag at the end of the video

@van_antwerpen 3 жыл бұрын

I love that you think the tongue brush is a sex toy, and you think the butt plug is a toy stand that “smells like crap” haaaa you are killllling me. 😂😂😂😂

@kristenlogan2594 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I wonder if it's his "innocence" is a lie 🤥 lol

@katiebug5273 3 жыл бұрын

Crypto: holding up the butt plug... Me: 👁👄👁 Crypto: examining the butt plug Me again: 👀 Crypto: decided to smell the butt plug... Me: busts out laughing and spits my ice cream everywhere... Crypto: it smells like crap! Me: absolutely dying of laughter -continue to eat my chocolate ice cream...

@Shadowfluff69 3 жыл бұрын

oh. oh no ice cream more like ass cream

@zoelawson4653 26 күн бұрын

The 'rocks' in the tin case at the start look like chewed up gum, but i could be wrong

@bonedeep1959 3 ай бұрын

thats not a slingshot, thats something you want to throw away

@xtencioncord4456 3 жыл бұрын

Lamió this man is too pure for explicit things that come out of mistery boxes, that purple thing lol

@minazarhad9493 3 жыл бұрын

I have never pushed a KZfaq video so fast in my life, I’ve been waiting for another one of these from you

@rosygold393 Жыл бұрын

You might not want to touch that purple "unicorn stand"....

@LadyQueenM 5 ай бұрын

This was one of the better ones actually

@kuro_miii 3 жыл бұрын

"*sniffs it* smells like crap" .... Yeah I wonder why

@torihanabi 3 жыл бұрын

Crypto: *opens every single [factory sealed] needle, removes the cap. Tosses them aside without the safety cap made to keep the needle from stabbing anyone or anything that may come into contact with it* Bruh.... stahp.

@1.1797 3 жыл бұрын

Yea, his recklessness irks the shit out of me.

@pitbullwub 3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.