I can't belive the brother of the creator of The Stanley Parable doesn't recognize the uses and misuses of a bucket.

I come for the radically happy community of a chatter saying "my parents are getting a divorce" and a few thousand people instantly type "pog divorce"

For those who want to know how much money Doug lost during this challenge in-game, I estimated for you. Keep in mind the prices reflect an average Walmart price per unit of that food item. Additionally, I kept the other broken items in account too. Minus him blowing up the kitchen for fun at the end of the stream. He broke a grand total of: 28 glass bottles (olive oil, white wine, lemon/lime juice and avocado oil), 14 plates, 7 bowls and his oven, which accounted for additional repair costs. And used around 2,700 L of water. Probably underestimated, but close. Grand Totals: Expenses: $1271.67 Tips: $331.20 Loss: $940.47 🤣

I just watched Doug put a plastic bucket on the stove to boil the several liters of water. Still better than Arby's I guess.

doug looking at a mop bucket full of olive oil, glas chards and a sausage: "is this your ratatouille?"

Please, for the love of GOD, never let Doug cook again. This video is proof that he's a complete menace in the kitchen. If he ever appears at any of your doorsteps late at night and insists on entering your home and cooking you a nice, warm, delicious meal, DO NOT let him anywhere near your kitchen.

This is single-handedly the most stressful stream I've ever seen

Spends ten minutes failing at cooking, serves customer a bowl of olive oil

"this stream would be so confusing if you were high" honestly, i'm high, and i had zoned out until he said that and i thought it was actually making a lot of sense. maybe it *only* makes sense *if* you're high

I just watched a man try to justify why cutting stuff on anything but a cutting board is actually correct

The fact he made less edible food than in the ai cooking stream scares me.

Once his hair goes back to normal, act surprised and confused for several months. We are Chat and we don't respond well to change.

this vod makes me feel like i'm being strangled to death and not even in the fun way

Doug’s complete lack of knowledge on cooking anything at all, and disturbing absence of situational awareness, make me wonder how he lived to be this old.

now this, THIS is a great contestant for worst stream! never had such a fun time with a complete dumpster fire before….it also leaves me questioning how much doug actually knows about cooking

I think it's hysterical that Doug made his classic bathroom joke and led Twitch Chat like it was some sort of big thing and then not a single person played the laugh track EDIT: It’s around 1:20:40

I love how tumbnail doug is COMPLETELY different from actual video doug

Straight up had to take a break from this video to watch a 5 star speedrun so I could chill

This stream broke into my house, held my family hostage, and proceeded to commit pure psychic damage to me and my family, before shooting me with parkzers gun and leading me to bleed out. 10/10 would eat glass again

starts at 1:31:01 you're welcome

Dude. I have never yelled this much at my screen during a VOD. Holy moly the amount of moments where I just wanted to take over😂

Hall of the Mountain King while doug can't figure out why things are exploding is just perfection

This feels like it could legally be torture

I'd like to imagine Doug's restaurant gets all his ingredients and supplies from aisle 13 of his grocery store

if i had a nickel for every time doug got jumpscared by cooking simulator, id have three nickels.

I'm glad Doug put a rat in his chef's hat to control his movements for this stream just like ratatouille

Really fun stream, did not expect to get picked on my first one

As one of the few people who 100% this particular game, for some reason, this was very enjoyable to watch as I literally started off exactly how Dougdoug did. (Not spending nearly an hour trying to find a Michilin Star, how to play the game)

1:23:52 - Choosing people 1:31:01 - Taking orders 1:36:45 - Olive Oil buy 2:05:00 - Breakin' plates 2:23:20 - Diborsdt 2:30:05 - Catastrophe 2:40:00 or so - Parkzer 2:53:30 - New explosion

Who else was just so angry at Doug for like 99% of the gameplay? Looking directly at the pots but not seeing them. Constantly smashing the olive oil glass. Using mop buckets as "pots" He is lucky his customers are Twitch Chat who like smashed glass and dish water. This stream made me buy the game and see if I could do better than Doug. I can safely say I'm a better chef than a random guy on the internet. Also to ensure I have a high chance for survival, if I ate there I'd ask for a brain shake, since that requires no cooking.

I wonder how can Doug survive if he cooks like this.

I consider myself an above-average patient person. But the noises in this almost drove me insane, I'd nominate this as one of the worst streams for this year's Dougies based on that alone. 😭

Idk how he does this. I'm super overwhelmed just watching 😢

Good luck to ppl watching the full Vod!!

new doug doug lore: the resurrected soul of napoleon has been stored into the red pepper after failing so much at chess he died again.

Doug needed this game to be explained to him with food.

1:30:01 "FetusEnchilda thank you..... that is a gross name" DougDoug 2023 I literally laughed so hard I cried, just comes out of nowhere lmao

This stream made me question Doug's ability to think

Chat is laughing at Guy Fieri here, but in his restaurants he actually substitutes buckets for pots and flyswatters in place of spatulas. Guy Fieri is truly a visionary chef and he goes through great lengths to emulate the experience of dining at the prestigious waffle house. The only way to truly know if Guy Fieri is a bad chef is to have Gordon Ramsey stream his kitchen to compare.

I was making dinner while watching this and I kept thinking that I left my sink running

A Doug VOD a day keeps the bad thoughts away!

It’s genuinely impressive how good his talking flower impression is

Talking about signing away our voices like we're Ariel. Doug is Ursula confirmed??

just listening to this video means being serenaded by a chorus of worrying crashes and cursing

Doug you look like you built a time machine so you could go back to the ninties and be the obligatory old guy in a boy band.

At 2:00:03 someone in chat says "why is he like this?" That describes doug perfectly lol.

Gameplay starts at: 40:08

It's kind of telling that the quarter-full bowl of water was the best thing Doug made

I really hope he makes this into a video, even if it’s just on Doug Doug Doug

Watching the absolute chaos unfold inside that kitchen, it's hard to believe that Doug's channel used to be known for food.

I was expecting " i opened a restaurant and twitch chat are my ingredients" but okay

That moment I have this running in the background while I'm working on something else and I hear "What the heck is Shokshuka?" and I have intense feelings of homesickness and I need to go talk to my mom.

oh my lord! XD watching you try to figure out what food is. honestly my favorite part of this vod. pls figure out what borscht is.. make yourself a good hearty bowl with lots of ground beaf, and add some sour cream to the top. you wont regret it. it's one of those foods, you can eat 3 bowls of and still crave it. one of the best soupish things on this planet

1:58:50 why does he pick up butane, shake it, and throw it😂

2:29:59 one of the funniest sequences ever from DougDoug, especially the lead up to this.

Doug stares at the pots for over a minute while pouring the ratatouille at 1:50:00 (on the other side of the middle counter) and had several chatters say on the middle shelf yet he only checks 1 of the 4 middle shelves, this is utter chaos and i love it

Very impressive of Doug to make a 4 hour stream from the episode of Archer where they work for Anthony Bourdain.

Sounds like a !whyblonde command is in order

Now the blue apron Zelda video makes a lot more sense

Of all the things DougDoug does, I would NEVER have expected that water running for over an hour would be the thing that almost pushes me to turning off the stream xD (My tinnitus is in paaaaaaiiiinnnn)

I had to watch this vod in increments. So. Infuriating. And this is as a person who played this game and also does this for a living.

Watching this super late and hearing Doug try to steal Matpat’s voice makes me cry…

LocalFBIagent is a legend. I feel like he gets picked almost every stream for something.

Doug needs to make a channel point reward that explains why he's blonde

Everytime I go to sleep watching KZfaq, it always goes to this vid idk why

Literally the best video he has ever made. I laughed so much at this. Please do it again

Hey, I know this has probably been asked a million times, but I've been in a coma for 74 years, and now that I'm awake, Doug is bald. Could anyone explain to me how this happened?

this is an easy contender for worst stream of the year. 10/10

Oh thank god, another vod

stream starts at 0:00:00

Doug rocking those frosted tips like it is 2001

Less then a minute in Doug is already being called bald a bald virgin and chat already goes on strike. Gotta love twitch chat

I REALLY hope people now constantly ask Doug why he isn't blonde when the time comes

I'll have a ten shots of pure olive oil please

2:26:30 what're the odds local fbi agent gets the headset! RIGGED!!!

Doug does it again DOUG/10

Getting married is only the first step to divorce which is the real prize.

I fell asleep watching KZfaq and woke up to a low battery because my phone played 3 and a half hours of this 😭

32:54 a supercut of all the funniest donation messages you've gotten. That sounds pretty fun, honestly.

This was the most painful stream to watch, there was a point where Doug was saying he couldn’t find the pots while looking directly at the pots because he dropped a sausage in front of the pots, 10/10

Doug "Douglas" Douglas, full time flower voice actor.

I'm 1:12:00 in and I have to check the comments because I have no idea if hes even going to start playing the game this stream. Been through like 30 comments and I still can't tell. Edit: Dear god maybe he shouldn't have played it after all.

3:06:18 im fucking cry laughing at this, everything is just such a disaster. ducknoio saying incomprehensible shit, the fruit ninja mini game exploding and jumpscaring doug, the kitchen in complete ruins, the meter showing the bucket filling up with like 40l of water, and then parkzers ai voice saying "errmm.. that's illegal🤓"

doug is bald????

can't wat for dougs hair to get back to normal and having chat ask why it's not blonde

I just need a voice mod for doug doug impersonating one of the hunters in a monterhonter so i can be doug while i monsterhonter

Havn't gotten far into the video (2:09:24) but Izalias is carrying the content. I'm glad they're getting into character.

2:21:50 He said that the game is hard, Literally halfway through the video I got the game (although in VR) and played it. It wasn't hard, but it did take some time to learn what you were doing.

1:55:26 Anyone know the song that starts here? EDIT: Nevermind. Found it -- Fire Emblem Fates OST - 9. Alight (Storm)

Just wait until Doug gets his brown hair back. Nobody is gonna know why he changed his hair brown.

Moments I personally enjoyed: 41:06 TTS screech 46:35 More weird TTS sounds 2:04:15 Plate knifing 3:27:38 Plate breakage continues 3:38:13 Beefed corn 3:50:31 Insurance fraud time 3:52:40 Can I serve you a gas can? 1:44:42 Boiling oil in buckets 2:29:56 explosive steak

This was far funnier than I would have thought O.O

Don't let them eat your hair Doug! They are trying to steal your power All Might style.

Gameplay starts at 40:00 for anyone wondering

if Doug cooks i better not see any rigged ingredients in my food (i know his hair would not get in the food sense he is bald)

2:02:44 the tray with tap water and one onion is so sad.

2:05:30 just watching him try to to put things on the plates and them smashing every single time had me gasping for air

Doug should make it so if people spam the command, it automatically times them out. Could be done with a bot.

Just over half way and my bet is that bowl of water is going to get the best taste score of the day 🤣

based doug stopping those people from taking over stream for 30 seconds