I own an M-98 widow for home defense

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roadhouse699

roadhouse699

Жыл бұрын

I own an M-98 Widow for home defense, since that's what President Huerta intended. Four Batarians break into my apartment. "What the hell?" As I grab my combat hardsuit and anti-material rifle. Blow a hole with a basketball-sized exit wound through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because hand cannons are conceptually stupid and nails the neighbor's varren. I have to resort to the microfiliment explosives Garrus installed on the glass next to the door, "Tally ho, spider-eyes!" the shattered glass shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix omni-tool and charge the last terrified Batarian. He bleeds out waiting on C-Sec to arrive since they're all humans and turians, and hate batarians almost as much as I do. Just as President Huerta intended.

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@RyanK2036
@RyanK2036 10 ай бұрын
I own an M7 Lancer for home defense since that’s the ammo consumption method the original writers intended
@Her_Imperious_Condescension
@Her_Imperious_Condescension 10 ай бұрын
Conrad was right. Detachable heat sinks are functionally just limited ammunition.
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher 10 ай бұрын
​@@Her_Imperious_Condescensiontheyd make much more sense if the rate of fire or shot size for the resulting models were considerably higher and could still be cooled conventionally if out of ammo. Theoretically the shift and the lore reasons for it are sound. It was the poor implementation which was the issue.
@Eshtian
@Eshtian 10 ай бұрын
​@@Her_Imperious_Condescensionif you play the arena with the Lancer and overheat you see why that's not the case. You have to rely on teammates to keep up the killstreak. And while you can run out of clips, they’re fairly common, especially since they're universal. So every dead enemy is free ammunition assuming you push up the Frontline. Let alone the fact that enemy pipelines become your own.
@MrEakieran
@MrEakieran 10 ай бұрын
@@Eshtian Yeah it's still just limited ammunition. In a real firefight you wouldn't care about game mechanics like 'Killsteaks', and you wouldn't have time to scavenge the body of every foe you drop for ammo. Having an unlimited amount of ammo and just needing to duck back to give it a few seconds to recharge is better in every single meaningful way for a real firefight
@Eshtian
@Eshtian 10 ай бұрын
@@MrEakieran while I agree you wouldn't care about kilkstreaks, it does showcase the effective killing potential. And in real firefights we don't have biotics and tech abilities. Besides the amount of ammo a soldier class can carry is pretty absurd. So we're assuming running out of ammo is even a potential problem.
@Slavesforsale1
@Slavesforsale1 10 ай бұрын
My man really said "Tali Hoe" unprovoked. He really enjoys calling his wife all sorts of demeaning names.
@chavzone
@chavzone 10 ай бұрын
Just as the migrant fleet admiralty intended!
@featurelength5086
@featurelength5086 10 ай бұрын
Nah, Tali's into it. Good girl in the streets, Tally Ho in the sheets.
@NGLitsEthan
@NGLitsEthan 10 ай бұрын
@@featurelength5086that’s amazing
@aleksiheija8170
@aleksiheija8170 9 ай бұрын
​@@featurelength5086Pretty much Canon. If memory serves correct if Femshep is togethet with Garrus and she gets drunk in the party she says she'd like 3some with Femshep and Garrus
@lord-of-roses6647
@lord-of-roses6647 9 ай бұрын
​@@aleksiheija8170I mean, wouldn't you want one as well?
@alricmalicorne321
@alricmalicorne321 10 ай бұрын
"Shepard, I understand you had to blow the mass relay up to delay, the Reapers. Millions of batarians are dead, but at least we have a chance to prepare..." "Reapers?"
@TheTrueChuster
@TheTrueChuster 9 ай бұрын
10103729950527 Dead Batharians Universe is a fuck
@kostaspassias3815
@kostaspassias3815 7 ай бұрын
Stolen, but golden.
@paytonkraft7564
@paytonkraft7564 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, personally, I could skip the delaying the Reapers bit too and just say I did it because the spider eyes had it coming.
@AnnihilatorCZ
@AnnihilatorCZ 15 күн бұрын
@@kostaspassias3815 Stol'd but gold.
@obi-wankenobi5330
@obi-wankenobi5330 14 күн бұрын
"Stuff this, you're on you're own"
@nickyjaws4643
@nickyjaws4643 10 ай бұрын
I have to resort to the M-920 Cain mounted above the stairs…
@anthonychase6906
@anthonychase6906 10 ай бұрын
To be honest that should have been the gun he pulled out when he left his room in the first place
@kanewilson8624
@kanewilson8624 9 ай бұрын
@@anthonychase6906too close quarters. Kills everything in a 25 metre radius with a 35 metre shield strip.
@thedeadlypanda1250
@thedeadlypanda1250 9 ай бұрын
​@@kanewilson8624sacrifices must be made to purge Batarian filth
@kanewilson8624
@kanewilson8624 9 ай бұрын
@@thedeadlypanda1250 by purging yourself in the process?
@sanchay1281
@sanchay1281 2 ай бұрын
​@@kanewilson8624 just duck behind cover.
@docproc144
@docproc144 10 ай бұрын
“The only good Batarian is a dead Batarian.”- Commander Shepard, First Human Spectre and Hero of the Battle of the Citadel.
@njux1871
@njux1871 10 ай бұрын
and racist lol
@alistermanase2581
@alistermanase2581 10 ай бұрын
​@@njux1871Not racist when it is slaver scum.
@kartikayysola
@kartikayysola 10 ай бұрын
"Commander Shepard, what's it like killing people?" "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed batarians"
@nestorgamer9746
@nestorgamer9746 9 ай бұрын
​@@njux1871that's not racism that's common sense
@noneedtoknow07
@noneedtoknow07 9 ай бұрын
NOW LET'S MAKE THESE BARTARIANS GOOOOD!!!!!
@raziel6304
@raziel6304 9 ай бұрын
Why did the AI get so intense when he said "AND HATE BATARIANS AS MUCH AS I DO" it's as if the real Shepard took over 😭
@corsnake6959
@corsnake6959 9 ай бұрын
His spirit trascended realms only for that bit.
@trevorballew4129
@trevorballew4129 7 ай бұрын
Cause he chose the green ending
@Victor-056
@Victor-056 Ай бұрын
Control/Green ending allows for that... And then we have the Renegade Shepard VI that may actually be an _AI_ as it actually asks you to help free it while you interact with it... Canonically, the "Butcher of Thorfan" is the "Renegade Starter Option", so a Renegade Shepard VI would _Hate_ Batarians with a burning hatred.
@SangheiliSpecOp
@SangheiliSpecOp 26 күн бұрын
​@@trevorballew4129 lol
@AimlessSavant
@AimlessSavant 10 ай бұрын
holy shit the exploding glass wall, drunk garrus/Zaeed are fucking genius. imagine the payoff of a DLC set after the party.
@AnonEMus-cp2mn
@AnonEMus-cp2mn 10 ай бұрын
"The shockwave alone vaporizes two Batarians in the blast, the shrapnel of glass, metal, and the entire facade of the building set off security alarms around the whole Citadel sector. It seems Garrus's 12x12 grid had "maximum impact" after all.
@HanithSVK
@HanithSVK 9 ай бұрын
@@AnonEMus-cp2mn It was not device known for it's flexibility, but it had a very good reach 🤣🤣
@mercAltiar
@mercAltiar 10 ай бұрын
300,000 Wasn't a mistake. It was a start.
@johnprice6271
@johnprice6271 10 ай бұрын
"Owned a Javelin for home defense since that's what the Creators intended." - Legion
@austinbutcher8106
@austinbutcher8106 Ай бұрын
4 creators break into the consensus "hostile entity's detected "
@prometheusproton3886
@prometheusproton3886 10 ай бұрын
I have only one thing to say about this… Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL
@roadhouse6999
@roadhouse6999 10 ай бұрын
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@Eshtian
@Eshtian 10 ай бұрын
Shep: *swoosh* KL: ouchy ouch Ansem: Darkness! Garrus: wrong franchise
@zacharyhicks6237
@zacharyhicks6237 10 ай бұрын
Damn it.
@gundamheavyarms4879
@gundamheavyarms4879 10 ай бұрын
I read that in Kai Leng's voice.
@solomonharvey-batten8974
@solomonharvey-batten8974 10 ай бұрын
I can't believe this got more of a reaction out of me than a COD lobby
@Werelight
@Werelight 10 ай бұрын
Hating Batarians unites the entire galaxy
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 5 ай бұрын
Every species has a reason to hate those spider-eyed pests.
@YukarisGearReviews
@YukarisGearReviews 2 ай бұрын
"because handcannons are conceptually stupid" I died
@scripted_valor
@scripted_valor Жыл бұрын
not sure what you're on about, my hand cannons always leave a Hiroshima sized hole in dudes when i shoot it. must be a skill issue.
@roadhouse6999
@roadhouse6999 Жыл бұрын
Okay
@spiceweasel
@spiceweasel 10 ай бұрын
Nice job, you hurt his feelings. I hope you’re proud! Cause I am
@yazidefirenze
@yazidefirenze 10 ай бұрын
Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because if you don't aim with them then they'll pierce the window and nail the neighbour's Varren
@inserisciunnome
@inserisciunnome 9 ай бұрын
Laser Sight Phalanx (the ME2 Original, not that Cheap, Tuchankan Knockoff in ME3) Is my One true love
@snakeshepard9761
@snakeshepard9761 9 ай бұрын
Carnifex is love, Carnifex is life. I couldn't have been happier when I found the M-11 in the Citadel DLC, that was my wettest dream came true.
@duskstone109
@duskstone109 9 ай бұрын
I love how the "Tally Ho!" Is universal with this meme.
@TheRealDoomulus
@TheRealDoomulus 10 ай бұрын
I'm Commander Shepard, and this was MY favorite home-invasion on the Citadel
@Midwesttroglodyte
@Midwesttroglodyte 10 ай бұрын
I own a Thresher Maw Hammer for home defense, since that's what the Krogan Intended
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 10 ай бұрын
I thought the krogan's intended for you to ride them like a horse
@malikoniousjoe
@malikoniousjoe Ай бұрын
I adopted my son Grunt for home defense, since that’s what the Urdnot Clan intended
@ShardDeVir
@ShardDeVir Ай бұрын
I own a Thresher Maw gun for home defence, since that's what Joker and the Krogan intended.
@AnonCerb
@AnonCerb 10 күн бұрын
@@ingamingpc1634 Krogan ride thresher maw's like sand worms from dune confirmed.
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus Күн бұрын
​@malikoniousjoe he's going to be the best big brother to whatever kids either Shepard has 😂
@Historyfrek4ever
@Historyfrek4ever 10 ай бұрын
I am a vanguard so I don’t need a gun for home defence. Down side is that the clean up is always horrendous.
@toe_sucker_4165
@toe_sucker_4165 10 ай бұрын
Own a Reegar Carbine. Not for home defense or anything, just for cleanup.
@dardanik
@dardanik 9 ай бұрын
@@toe_sucker_4165 So true. The best cleanup method is evaporating everything in sight.
@cousinzeke4888
@cousinzeke4888 9 ай бұрын
Just use a Blackstorm, there's less cleanup afterwards than there was before the attack even happened.
@whensomethingcriesagain
@whensomethingcriesagain 8 ай бұрын
Don't need a gun when you can just become the bullet
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus Күн бұрын
*The Vanguard Experience* intensifies
@Her_Imperious_Condescension
@Her_Imperious_Condescension 10 ай бұрын
You know, you wouldn't need an Anti Materiel rifle if you let Garrus and Zaeed booby trap your apartment.
@ingamingpc1634
@ingamingpc1634 10 ай бұрын
He did that's why two of his enemies are dead without the use of his gun
@evanpeacock6103
@evanpeacock6103 10 ай бұрын
Garrus already calibrated the elevator to my apartment to kill any uninvited guests so it wouldn't interrupt my pull up competition.
@leandrobotchkarev7693
@leandrobotchkarev7693 11 ай бұрын
I personally prefer a Venom/N7 Typhoon for home defense. But you do you
@clarencewalters338
@clarencewalters338 10 ай бұрын
The Typhoon, for when you need the Enemy, their friends, family, and even acquaintances shredded to a fine mushy paste.
@leandrobotchkarev7693
@leandrobotchkarev7693 10 ай бұрын
@@clarencewalters338 Just as the Founding N7s intended
@friendlyreaper9012
@friendlyreaper9012 9 ай бұрын
I don't think you'll have a home anymore if you use those venom grenades in doors lol.
@dingowarrior815
@dingowarrior815 7 ай бұрын
Typhoon? I'm gonna slap an N7 sticker on my Piaggio Typhoon next riding season!
@lelouche25
@lelouche25 Ай бұрын
I love how most of us have agreed that Shepard Paragon or Renegade, HATES Batarians. We have done great as Mass Effect Fans lads.
@UnstableGoat
@UnstableGoat 9 ай бұрын
C-sec: A bleeding Batarian? Just sprinkle some Red Dust on him and lets call it a day. I'm not bothering the hospitals with a bleeding Spider Eye. It's more paperwork than they're worth.
@ShardDeVir
@ShardDeVir Ай бұрын
Shepard is a Specter, there will be no paperwork. C-Sec found bodies. Or did not. No papers, just like former agent Garrus Vakarian intended.
@TheMysticalTank
@TheMysticalTank 9 ай бұрын
This is why you hire a Krogan as a back up. It speeds up the dying process while adding a shitload of extra fun.
@afterlife697
@afterlife697 10 ай бұрын
I’ve always personally preferred the reaper blackstar for home defense. Also, the fact that this video only has about 7000 views is criminal. This is really good really funny and very well written.
@N7_Imperator
@N7_Imperator 10 ай бұрын
You actively keep Reaper technology inside your home? Yeah, you’re indoctrinated.
@gustawbobowski1333
@gustawbobowski1333 9 ай бұрын
Mass effect is dead.
@HanithSVK
@HanithSVK 9 ай бұрын
@@gustawbobowski1333 Sure buddy, whatever you say... There is only the slight problem with this "opinion"(if one can even call it like that, not just being a simple troll) and it is that next ME games is already in development. Very curious for series that is supposedly dead, right? Ach, simple trolls.
@gustawbobowski1333
@gustawbobowski1333 9 ай бұрын
@@HanithSVK 🤓🤓🤓
@alexalbrecht5768
@alexalbrecht5768 9 ай бұрын
Nah the M-920 Cain is what you really need.
@BearAttackMan
@BearAttackMan 10 ай бұрын
>I own a Harpoon gun for home defense, since that's what the Hegenomy forefathers intended >Four human colonists break into my home seeking to settle new territory >"By the Pillars of Strength?!" as I grab my Blue Suns armor and Kishock >Launch a golf club sized rod into the first man, he ragdolls into the stratosphere >Loads my second shot and levels at the second man >Misses him entirely because I didn't charge long enough and hits the neighbor's slave >I have to resort to the AT-12 Raider shotgun at the top of the stairs loaded with Armor Piercing rounds >"Tally-ho, two eyes!" >The Raider shreds two of the men in the salvo, the sound and extra shrapnel sets off starship alarms >Fix Omni-tool gauntlet, and charge the last terrified beak nose >Bleeds out waiting for Troopers to arrive since exploded heads are impossible to stitch up >Just as the Hegenomy forefathers intended
@roadhouse6999
@roadhouse6999 10 ай бұрын
300000 wasn't enough
@BearAttackMan
@BearAttackMan 10 ай бұрын
Reapers: I got you homie
@StarboyXL9
@StarboyXL9 10 ай бұрын
Now this, this is funny. The video was boring and predictable, but this made me actually chuckle (sensibly)
@ZorroCeleste1
@ZorroCeleste1 10 ай бұрын
Vanguard Batarian, my bro. He has 100% damage immunity!
@roadhouse6999
@roadhouse6999 10 ай бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 your mom was boring and predictable
@spartanc173
@spartanc173 14 күн бұрын
"Four Batarians break into my apartment" Oh God. Those poor bastards... Is what I would say if they weren't Batarians.
@warmaster8247
@warmaster8247 10 ай бұрын
“Handcanons are conceptually stupid” Cayde 6: Talking mad shit for someone in Golden Gun range
@trofchik9488
@trofchik9488 9 ай бұрын
BuT, AkCHuaLy...*clears throat* D2 has Sidearms which aren't too balky to be carried as a backup to your main weapon and can be concealed even. So yeah, hand cannons are stupid in ME universe where there's no equivalent to IRL pistol.
@clothar23
@clothar23 9 ай бұрын
Ya mean the guy gunned down by a few scrub Fallen and a wanna be Goth Awoken ?
@warmaster8247
@warmaster8247 9 ай бұрын
@@clothar23 bro had to fight 8 bosses at once Tbf
@clothar23
@clothar23 9 ай бұрын
@@warmaster8247 Like I said a few scrub fallen. Any other Guardian especially the player controlled one would have won that fight in their sleep.
@warmaster8247
@warmaster8247 9 ай бұрын
@@clothar23 Whatever you say Titian Have some crayons lol
@tfallspark5104
@tfallspark5104 10 ай бұрын
Salutes with a single tear running down my eye.
@user-jo9kz9wj2i
@user-jo9kz9wj2i 10 ай бұрын
That’s amazing, it deserves so much more views. I now really, unironically want an actual sequel to citadel DLC in the next Mass Effect involving this plot.
@gimmeyourrights8292
@gimmeyourrights8292 Ай бұрын
"Two eyes human, Four eyes, Batarian!"
@echodelta2172
@echodelta2172 23 күн бұрын
This is a fucking golden and entirely too cultured reference.
@nobodycares3333
@nobodycares3333 10 ай бұрын
dude i have a repear artifact near my bed without protection let's check it out
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 5 ай бұрын
thats a bad idea
@makewayforthedozer664
@makewayforthedozer664 3 ай бұрын
Dude, this reaper artifact you have is so cool. It's almost like you can hear it talking to you
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 3 ай бұрын
@@makewayforthedozer664 i would not recommend listening to it
@MortSalazar
@MortSalazar 10 ай бұрын
Mattock squad for life. And Revenant for Garrus so he can solo a reaper ship.
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 5 ай бұрын
Give Garrus an N7 Typhoon and he will be able to solo the entire Reaper fleet.
@TheHaloAdventureShow
@TheHaloAdventureShow 10 ай бұрын
this is a certified "Spectre Brutality" moment
@docproc144
@docproc144 5 ай бұрын
Only way to play a Spectre tbh.
@TheHaloAdventureShow
@TheHaloAdventureShow 5 ай бұрын
@@docproc144 "I SAID STOP RESISTING"! ~Tela Vasir probably
@docproc144
@docproc144 5 ай бұрын
@@TheHaloAdventureShow To be fair, it seems the Council recruits individuals to be Spectres because of their brutality. None of the Spectres you meet in the trilogy are particularly soft hearted like a Paragon would be. Hell, the first ever Spectre to be chosen was Beelo Gurji, a former Salarian STG member who used 30 hostages as bait to lure his assassination target out in the open. Instead of incarcerating Beelo, the Council straight up said, “Hey you wanna job?” It’s like they encourage that type of behavior from their operatives lol. The chillest one you meet is Jondam Bau in ME3 and even he’s kind of intense.
@ZoeBateman
@ZoeBateman Ай бұрын
Commander "Blowing up the alpha relay was unavoidable, I promise" Shepard, and a completely average interaction with some Batarian "people"
@kubikkuratko188
@kubikkuratko188 10 ай бұрын
I own a glass ficture expllsive fillaments since thats what my husband intended! Four clones break into my apartment. "What the hell!?"
@kcdodger
@kcdodger 10 ай бұрын
Listen you probably could have just gotten Mark Meer to voice this and he'd have done it for like 60 bucks.
@calluxdoaron1903
@calluxdoaron1903 10 ай бұрын
He would probably do it for free, as he loves ME memes himself.
@kcdodger
@kcdodger 10 ай бұрын
@@calluxdoaron1903 yeah basically. But no, we get AI instead. Turbo lame.
@coolwolf5425
@coolwolf5425 10 ай бұрын
@@kcdodger Ok you go make a ME meme and get Mark to voice it
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus Күн бұрын
​@@kcdodgeryeah bitch. This is EXACTLY what AI voice is for Funny lolz and silly vids by fans and the occasional fan content like game mods You seen YuGiOh Celebrity Tournament? That things hilarious and super quality
@trslim6032
@trslim6032 10 ай бұрын
I find that a good biotic charge is all I really need. Usually parts of the house go too.
@andrewtyrell4795
@andrewtyrell4795 9 ай бұрын
You have to make sure you get all of them Nova and then Charge again. Don't worry about the parts of the apartment that get caught in the blasts. You had to redecorate anyway.
@BluJack4557
@BluJack4557 10 ай бұрын
I own a reaper for home defense
@voidimperial1179
@voidimperial1179 3 ай бұрын
Control ending Shepard:
@ClericOfPholtus
@ClericOfPholtus Күн бұрын
Just as TIM intended
@Azumgi
@Azumgi 10 ай бұрын
I love when Shepard said, It's Shepherding time and Shepherded all over those Batarians.
@Shiftyshadee
@Shiftyshadee 10 ай бұрын
One of the jokes of all time
@SirDankleberry
@SirDankleberry 9 ай бұрын
The proper way to deal with Batarian's and their shenanigans.
@pigmentpeddler5811
@pigmentpeddler5811 9 ай бұрын
A little mistake is calling "Batarians" "men"
@cerberus3504
@cerberus3504 Ай бұрын
this is probably the best mass effect meme of all time
@masonslavings2727
@masonslavings2727 9 ай бұрын
C-sec officer: what's going on in here... Oh just Shepard killing some batarians, welp nothing to see here.
@Bacxaber
@Bacxaber 10 ай бұрын
The fuck is with this volume? Turn it up.
@jackdunn3737
@jackdunn3737 9 ай бұрын
“Spider eyes” caught me off-guard
@DTWesker
@DTWesker 6 ай бұрын
They say shotguns are the best home defense guns so I'll go with claymore
@doyouremebervodka9387
@doyouremebervodka9387 10 ай бұрын
The enemy seeing shephard rocking the vanguard melee and power damage play style -
@OriginalKasym
@OriginalKasym 10 ай бұрын
I own a Magnetohydrodynamic Cannon for Harvests since that's what Harbinger intended.
@89BlackGatomon
@89BlackGatomon 9 ай бұрын
This was entertaining, the heavy handguns,actually have a nice kick to them.
@h3r3s1
@h3r3s1 10 күн бұрын
I own a squirt gun for home defense, since California took all of my firearms.
@MatthiasPowerbomb
@MatthiasPowerbomb 10 ай бұрын
Glad to see the space second amendment is not being infringed.
@ellienixon3437
@ellienixon3437 10 ай бұрын
God bless our Zombie President Huerta
@HappyKratos725
@HappyKratos725 9 ай бұрын
I just randomly stumbled upon this video and it's golden.
@MrTwistedLizard
@MrTwistedLizard Ай бұрын
" Handcannons are conceptually stupid" Well you problem is your using a Carnifex and not a ME2 Phalanx, if you miss with one of those babies its your own damn fault
@kendaldk5634
@kendaldk5634 9 ай бұрын
Guess Shepard should have sprung for the black widow
@Tungar111-mv2hw
@Tungar111-mv2hw Ай бұрын
Excellent work right here son, well done.
@HiyoriShirohana
@HiyoriShirohana Ай бұрын
What's better than Widow? Black Widow! It has extra clips for extra batarians
@blingwraith6951
@blingwraith6951 10 ай бұрын
this is art
@srzar
@srzar 27 күн бұрын
Good thing you had calibrated.
@articulatedirtbag8809
@articulatedirtbag8809 10 ай бұрын
Fat W. Armed citizens for the win.
@TheEcho112
@TheEcho112 10 ай бұрын
Ah yes. The "Widow". Hahaha. Damn good vid, just as president Huerta intended.
@thatbloomer5642
@thatbloomer5642 2 ай бұрын
Do not let this distract you from the fact that Ashley's the xenophobic one.
@acewolfgang276
@acewolfgang276 9 ай бұрын
This is a great Mass Effect sh*tpost.
@Scatmanseth
@Scatmanseth 10 ай бұрын
This makes me realize just how robotic Maleshep could sound at times
@austinm5630
@austinm5630 9 ай бұрын
This. Personal preferences are fine and all but Jennifer Hale's performance is simply objectively better.
@cdru515
@cdru515 9 ай бұрын
Clearly, the Control ending is canon with Maleshep
@KopperNeoman
@KopperNeoman 4 ай бұрын
​@@austinm563080% of fans disagree.
@Ajc-ni3xn
@Ajc-ni3xn 10 ай бұрын
surprised he didnt bust out the Cain or Blackstorm
@rodenbeard
@rodenbeard 7 ай бұрын
I own an M920-Cain for home defense, just as Zaeed Massani intended
@themantleofgod4722
@themantleofgod4722 10 ай бұрын
Beautiful
@noxlumina8303
@noxlumina8303 9 ай бұрын
Based.
@12LoLproductions
@12LoLproductions 9 ай бұрын
“I own an M-920 Cain for Home Defense”
@RHCPKK
@RHCPKK 10 ай бұрын
.......I should go.
@doctorfives
@doctorfives 9 ай бұрын
I much prefer the M-920 Cain for home defense, but you do you pal
@battlesheep2552
@battlesheep2552 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, might as well glass thr whole place since that's the only way to get out the stink of Batarians
@ryanalamo3851
@ryanalamo3851 8 күн бұрын
The ending tho!
@HighKage97
@HighKage97 10 ай бұрын
It's neither racism nor a war crime if it's inflicted on batarians 🗿 that's just pest control.
@savageassassin8548
@savageassassin8548 10 ай бұрын
so are we not going to talk about how jack is there but choosing to play with ezo instead of help shepard
@pokemongo-up3rq
@pokemongo-up3rq 10 ай бұрын
An m-98 for home invasion? Please, everyone knows a rifle like that is best used for picking off looters and rioters from the roof of your convenience store.
@roadhouse6999
@roadhouse6999 10 ай бұрын
Roof Salarians
@ZorroCeleste1
@ZorroCeleste1 10 ай бұрын
​@@roadhouse6999- At Morlan's.
@TiaraStarbrighter
@TiaraStarbrighter 29 күн бұрын
Shotgun is the best for home defense. Suggest the Graal Spike Thrower so they can't get away.
@standhaftgarithos3832
@standhaftgarithos3832 10 ай бұрын
Should have been spaceship alarms, but I still enjoyed it.
@n543576
@n543576 10 ай бұрын
It was only a matter of time til the Mass Effect AI memes began. And i approve!
@pyroshilov8474
@pyroshilov8474 10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be suprised if it was actually Mark Meer saying all of this and not A.I
@hamyman35
@hamyman35 10 ай бұрын
glorious
@phoenixfire9176
@phoenixfire9176 10 ай бұрын
Facts about hand cannons lol
@MILDMONSTER1234
@MILDMONSTER1234 10 ай бұрын
Shotgun infiltrator >>>
@howawlyfalloookenhool7495
@howawlyfalloookenhool7495 9 ай бұрын
I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on the Citadel
@ianlewis9317
@ianlewis9317 9 ай бұрын
All my homies hate batarians
@volga6247
@volga6247 9 ай бұрын
I own a M-920 Cain for home defense
@shiteyanyo1111
@shiteyanyo1111 7 ай бұрын
Please read the description
@MarieAvora
@MarieAvora 10 ай бұрын
Rock a Black Widow, blow holes in three of the Batarians
@darkprincemole498
@darkprincemole498 10 ай бұрын
Can I get the M-96 Mattock as the back up?
@Calekoflight
@Calekoflight 10 ай бұрын
No, it's too heavy and will lower your cooldown times.
@gamingpanda7516
@gamingpanda7516 10 ай бұрын
All I have is a gun for my A.D.S. or American Defense System.
@FutureIndustrieseditz
@FutureIndustrieseditz 9 ай бұрын
This content is too good to see Racist shepard, you should have more subs🤣💀
@Black_Aces
@Black_Aces 9 ай бұрын
God i love mass effect for shit like this lol
@Vorox17
@Vorox17 10 ай бұрын
absolutely based
@angydoteawakens8076
@angydoteawakens8076 10 ай бұрын
I own a m7 typhoon for home defense with heat rounds 😊
@toushiroACMPT
@toushiroACMPT 10 ай бұрын
This is Beautiful 😂
@dreamingpanda
@dreamingpanda 9 ай бұрын
Based Shepard
@mulgra
@mulgra 10 ай бұрын
No need for any of that nonsense. Grunts my roommate, all I need to worry about is cleanup
@saintsinningsword
@saintsinningsword 9 ай бұрын
Carnifex best sniper rifle.
@bruhgod123
@bruhgod123 5 ай бұрын
Thats a hand cannon...
@PaiSAMSEN
@PaiSAMSEN 9 ай бұрын
"You human are all racist"
@tmage23
@tmage23 10 ай бұрын
Eezo! No!
@johnathan651
@johnathan651 10 ай бұрын
Zombie Hwerta! lol
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