I didn’t like my own comment 🗿🍷

Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game

Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours

Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink

You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie

Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes

For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching KZfaq I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why

“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France

am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.

"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.

3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.

1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂

Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway

“Just don’t take me to france.” *(goes to France)* “😟”

58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂

1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭

Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one

Mum: one more video and then bed ok Me:

I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂

I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.

sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video sam’s audience: 🫥

you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT

3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀

Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.

Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂

Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZfaqrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!

when Sam postes a 3 hour video you know its gonna be a great video lol

I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.

you know it’s a good video when it’s 3 and a half hours long

1:42:32 Him:Im gonna miss this chapter😢 Mr.Glitch:I can help you with that😈😈😈

When game faked the game delete,I thought that he was gonna kill Gigi accidentally

His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again

Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year

I love the "Super Hot" game reference, and every other moments of the video! It was very fun to watch, and I would love to see more of your videos ^^ (also, BEAT IT)

10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“ I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂

Sam:please don’t take me to France Non-game:*takes him to France*

you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀

“They will come” “I don’t want them to come” ”well they will come regardless” almost blew my cover I am supposed to be sleeping 😅

The fact that I watched a 3hr and 39min video of Sam playing non game and also BEAT IT

Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day

1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way

1:38:19 BRO THE PUZZLE IS EXTREMELY HARD AND IT WOULD TAKE 10 MINUTES OR SO TO SOLVE YET SAM LITTREALLY JUST GUESSED IT

at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter

I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!

Im gay but the comments will hide it

This is one of the interesting and coolest plot in a “game”. Thank you for playing it and making a video about it!!! also good job for BEAT-ing the game all in one video, IT was awesome!

This game strangely feels nostalgic, it's because I've played this back then

Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *

Man I love this non-game

“This is a small tree”😭my humor is broken

This was so entertaining and frustrating at the same time lol; kept shouting at the screen trying to help lol.

I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!

i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

PRFF WHEN HE SAID ALRIGHT IM GOING TO BATHROOM A AD CAME PERFECTLY

Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks

Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”

1:34 "YOURE KILLING ME!!" sam: this is fun! 😄

That felling when you are about to go to sleep and remember an old video you haven’t watched in years.

i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours

Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun

This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.

He actually BEAT IT! Also the fact that he has a custom drinking sound is so funny lol

the fact i sat here and watched 219 minutes of a man playing a "game" is crazy.

Anyone remember when dantdm played this

11:11 so much nostalgia ps3 startup vibes

21:13 “plug it in baby“ 😭😭

I cant believe sam actually played this game... And 'Beat it'

I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!

i legit saw the whole thing in one sitting im impressed

I just love the sound effect that he plays whenever he says something weird

This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT

sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz

“I don’t want them to come” “well there going to come regardless”😅😅🤣😆😂

Sam:"no dont let the germans out!" Me :LET ME OUT OF THE BASEMENTTTT

Am I gonna watch Sam play nothing for three and a half hours when I’m supposed to be attending a wedding? *yes, yes I am*

Sam is the type of guy to not just do a livestream

“Are you fat?……i dont think so” got me rolling on the floor idk why😂

Thanks man for full gameplay ❤

if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right

You know it’s a good day when Sam makes a 3 hour 39 minutes and 2 second video

I did not expect that cuss word in the video

I fell asleep like 4 times while watching this video. Also, BEAT IT.

Sam casually spent almost 4 hours playing no game, thats dedication

I’ve waited for so long for him to play this game 😌

Hes wearing a tee😂😂😂😂

I like how in almost every part of the game we make something to screwdrive with Also, beat

Sam is the type of guy to play a game that doesn’t exists and still rage quits

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZfaqrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. ❤

I love the crunchy crunchy cereal ad att the end

I love how he’s is just messing around😂😂😂

This was literally like watching a movie! This non-game has more story than a real game

This is certainly a non-game moment of all time

BEAT IT egg: 👁️👄👁️ Me: 👹in the weirdest position watching this👹

7:01 nuts

OMG I REMEMBER PLAYING THIS AS A KID 🥺🥺🥺

I didn't expect this video at all but I watched it till the end and I gotta say I LOVE IT!!

"lick it baby, lick it" got ke laughing

7:22 bro actually got me chocking