his girlfriend was probably sitting on the couch, watching tv, drinking tea, listening to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA every 3 seconds.

So when you hear the guy singing, that is a signal that foxy is running. he will try to jumpscare you at the left door. that crashing sound is foxy crashing into the door. After that, you know you're safe. I just said this so you can be prepared next time. :)

"I might fall in love, or I might nave a heart attack and die. Who knows" This man is a vibe

“The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night.”

Albert is gonna have a heart attack if picking up a coin scares him...

Ah yes, the true jumpscare. The *coin* And lets just be happy he didn't see the zombies, that'd truly be a jumpscare. 1:53 2:58

No matter what, Albert will always make a horror game sound funny

the fact he’s say “ you want some candy? “ to glitch trap is hilarious.

ok so here's a list of sounds so you know whats happening and what to do: 1. walking- simple there walking around 2. deep laughing- Freddy is laugh! so much fun! but that means he moved too... 3. music- either Foxy or Freddy are playing music! fun! nothing special here 4. running- QUICK! SHUT THE LEFT DOOR! FOXY IS COMING! 4 1/2. running followed by scrapping- Foxy left pirates cove and stole some power! how rude of him! anyways once the scrapping is done he is gone! 5. Looking outside the office will make foxy automatically kill you! 6. You only need to close the doors when the animatronics are AT the doors 7. Collect the purple glitchy tapes and golden coins! thats all (for FNAF 1 anyways...) please like so Albert can see!

Albert: "I feel so alone in this world" Phone guy: talks to Albert Albert: "ShUT uP"

i’m sure that someone’s already said this, but the random music playing means that freddy is in the kitchen, clanking and banging means it’s chica, and both means both

Tips This stage officially introduces Foxy, who can be a severe detriment when not dealt with correctly. The trick is to watch his hiding place: Pirate Cove. Phone Guy himself notes this, stating that Foxy doesn't like being watched; he becomes more active when the cameras aren't on. Besides Foxy, this stage is still relatively simple, as long as the player is careful and remembers to occasionally check Pirate Cove (about every 4-20 seconds is necessary). When Foxy leaves Pirate Cove, the player should close the left door as fast as possible. Foxy cannot be seen with the Hall Lights. It is important that the player makes sure that neither of the other animatronics are making a move towards the Office before bringing up the Monitor, since if they get inside, they can attack when it is lowered again, or if it is up for too long. Unlike Night 1, Bonnie and Chica can activate before 2 AM comes. Being prepared for their appearance is recommended. While the Phone Guy is speaking, the player should check the cameras to make sure all animatronics are in their proper places. Phone Guy advises to check the Hall Lights "if you can't find something, or someone, on your cameras", but there can be instances where an animatronic cannot be found using either the Hall Lights or the Monitor. Often, this occurs whenever the player seeks out Bonnie or Chica on the cameras. Sometimes, it is not possible to find one of them at all for a short time. This is because, besides the Show Stage, the animatronics are never seen to be in the same room as one another as there is an absence of in-game files depicting the two together. This is useful to know whenever the player finds that they are unable to find Bonnie or Chica on the cameras, as there will possibly be times when both Bonnie and Chica are in the Dining Area at the same time. The player may see one animatronic, but not the other, even though they are in the same room. This is a safe assumption to make whenever the player finds that an animatronic has "disappeared" for a short time. This is proven in the mobile version's purchasable Cheat Mode, which enables the player unlimited power, and the ability to track the animatronics' exact locations in the pizzeria. The best example of two animatronics in the same room is whenever Bonnie and Chica are both in the Dining Area. The map of the pizzeria will confirm that the two are indeed in the same room, but the player will only be able to see the last one who entered the area.

Nobody: Albert: [Picks up the phone] *"H E L P ."* [Politely places the phone back down]

8:37 "are you having fun yet?" "no" "that's great to hear!" *"is that god?"* edit: stop y like

3:54 that sounded like pure terror. It sounds like he was abt to cry I feel bad.

The best moments... 2:41 "I feel so alone in this world! 😫" " *SHUT UP* " 3:45 "What am I supposed to do about that?? " *HELLP!!* " 4:41 "yOu wAnT sOmE cAnDy?" 7:03 "Look! Dab! ...Sorry..." 7:10 " *OH* ...Why'd they do dat?" 7:24 "Dude its- Its literally the weirdest sensation right now, I feel so alone on this earth-" *RINGGG* "And I feel so *COLD* ... But so warm and sweaty at the same time." That concludes my selection of the best moments.

i love how he screams at the screen "STOP" as if its gonna listen

I love how he started throwing stuff at glitchtrap.

this guy literally calmed me down. one night i was very stressed and my brither turned on one of his videos and it dalmed me down. he made me laugh even when i was crying hard. i love his content bro

“ *Freddy darn dang* ” those were the words of a wise man

He actually isn't wrong with this: "This could give people PTSD" - Albert 2020

*this guy can cure everyone's depression.*

Bro Albert is just so random and goofy it’s hilarious not to mention he sounds like a teen going through puberty 😭

4:41 Albert: You want some candy ???!! Me: no.. that glitchtrap *he’s gonna be the one giving you candy😁*

Markiplier lookin’ at him like: “Don’t worry my child you will learn some day.”

The animatronics: "Let's just kill this guy, he's too loud."

The guy on the phone was talking to himself for over 30 mins

This is one of the reasons why i want a Virtual Reality Headset.

“The audio might suck cause I’m like all the way over here” Me: don’t worry we can hear your screams from here.

Admin Idea: on any game, slowly turn the map sideways until people can’t stand on the ground then, slowly take away parts of the map till the map is shredded in pieces.

8:37 KILLED ME XD Narrator:“Are you having fun yet” Albert:”NO!!” Narrator:”THATS GREAT TO HEAR (:

Bonnie:walks past door Albert: hey there:3 Albert:*slams door down*

albert: *sees glitchtrap* also albert: *throws candy at glitchtrap* me: yes. that is how to defeat him. weve been missing this all along

“This world we live in was only designed to bring me pain” Same Albert, same

I feel so bad for albert when foxy jumped at him. Just imagine how terrifying it would be

This guy never makes me bored when it comes to vr lol

Kirsten: Is he being murdered Albert: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

Albert: is in a terrifying situation Also Albert: *screams “𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙋” on the phone*

the way you panik and scream all time made it more scary than it needed to be aLbErT 😂😂😭😭 I ligit got jump scares every time you screamed!!!

"AHHH was that god!?" Got me rolling on the floor 🤣 🤣

“Are you having fun yet?” “NOOO” “That’s great to hear :D”

When he got jumpscared by foxy I felt bad because he sounded like he was crying

5:20 I love how Albert literally opens the door even though he is so scared just to say “Hey there.”

I laughed so hard at 5:41

nobody: flamingo: *Screaming at a coin*

**hangs up on phone guy** *a little while later...* **picks up phone** *”HELPPP-“*

His yoink sounds so shaky and sad 4:20

His scream sounds like the springlock failure scream 🔥🔥

Albert: Five nights at Freddy’s Captions: FiNiTe SpRaYs

Nobody: Albert: *screams* Markiplier: you mortal

Oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣 this is rlly funny, keep up the amazing work!

*this man gave my headphones seizure for three minutes. This man is literally my favorite KZfaqr ever. I love the humour*

Nobody: Albert:Omg my butt itches so bad right now.

Flamingo: *Grabs phone and yells HELP* Phone guy: *I'm pretty sure he is fine*

this video is so funny just the way he reacts when they’re right at the door omg i’m dying

The thing that I love about flamingo is the fact that he is growing with everyone else. For example, doing dirty jokes, playing more extreme games, and being his true self more and more. (I know he doesn't scream or yell at stores like that lol, probably a "normal" nice person like you and me ngl)

So this is what Albert really sound like when he's actually scared

Nobody: Albert: Almost having a heart attack for 12 minutes straight!

I am 3 years late but i appreciate albert practically telling us everything disturbing or not😂

"Can I play a fun game like basketball?" Dis got me laughing like crazy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6 years ago me: Fnaf is so scary! Me now: Chica is cheese chicken

Albert: I feel so alone right now Phone guy: I- Albert : SHUT UP

How can this guy cure my anxiety faster than my therapist

Just Close the Left Door This strategy can work for this night too, but it is a bit more difficult to execute, as Foxy is more aggressive and can knock twice on the door in one night. The first knock drains 1% of the power, and the second drains an instant 6% of the power, meaning that 6 AM might not come before the power runs out. It is possible for Freddy to be lenient if the A.I. happens to choose a long cycle kill but this is not guaranteed. It will be necessary to account for the power loss and wait until later before closing the door. The player must take into account the fact that Bonnie could possibly jam the left door as early as 1AM should he get inside the Office. The player could also reopen the door as they are nearing the end of the night, should they need the power to last just a little bit longer before Freddy arrives. Another strategy that can help on Night 2 and above is to leave the camera on the Pirate Cove video feed - which renders Foxy inactive - and to occasionally check the Hall Lights to make sure Chica and Bonnie aren't there.

Albert: Screams because of a coin Me: Oh god

Flamingo: Doing well Foxy: I'm about to end this man's whole career

I love how Albert has the brightness set up which means he can see glitchtrap fully.

ok this just reminded me we are taking his vids for granted like he is scaring the shit out of himself just so we can laugh at his suffering- lez take a moment to appreciate this dude for all he does just to make us laugh. I AM NOT A BOT.

Flamingo: "Freddy Darn Dang will get me."

Imagine how hard he is trying not to swear when he gets jump scared.

Bro I love your vids sm you are one of my fav ppl

Idk why but when he screams i legit die bc it makes me laugh so hard.

Albert: “BRO IM NOT HAVING FUN” Fans: “PLZ PLAY THIS AGAIN!!!”

Albert: *screams at fnaf 1 animatronics* Markiplier: "..."

The funny thing is, Albert kept saying he did not want to be alone, and at the same time he kept telling the ONE PERSON TALKING TO HIM to SHUT UP

7:10 when plushtrap jumped out that genuinely scared me lol

I love when Albert picks up the phone and yells HELP into the phone 😂

THE SMILES FAMILY UPDATED THEIR HOUSE,THERES MORE CODES!

3:47- Absolutely priceless. It made me laugh more than Albert screaming 😂😂😂 4:40- “Y O U W A N T S O M E C A N D Y ?” 😂😂😂😂

i like how in-between his screams of terror albert (probably unconsciously) is trying to comfort the audience by saying something in his joke-making-voice hehe

Albert: "he's scared of a manly man like me" Also Albert: *starts to scream at the top of his Lungs*

Albert: **girly shrieks** Also Albert : He’s too scared of a real man like me

I was really sad today and you really cheered me up

10:48 wululu wu bab doze. Truly inspiring words.

Albert: “I feel so alone in the world” also albert: *picks up phone* “SHUT UP!!!”

I love how no madder how scared he gets he never comes even close to cussing,such a lovely man,poor kiersten though,just imagine....she’s just in her room watching tv then all of a sudden......AAAEAEAEAEAAAAAAAEAEAAAAAAH,she thinks to herself”I swear Albert if you hurt yourself I’m not spending all my money to take you to the ER

albert to the phone: SHUT UP 5 minutes later: HEEELPP!!!!! 9. 1 .1

At the ending of nights of praise I was so hoping he would look out the hallway🤣🤣

Bonnie: **Walks by** Albert: **Opens door** Me: *w h a t*

Cupcake: exists* Albert: *peace was never an option*

Tbh I always wanted to play this game and I did it's l terrifying from the first person perspective imagine a giant robot trying to jump you and you can't stop it and it's completely random when it attacks and the ominous music and dark background combined with the sound effects it's straight from p terrifying but to us it's entertaining and funny also the fact that you can't chicken out because of a video and you have to die knowing that you will be jumpscared

Here i am laughing at Albert being scared, even tho i myself would crap my pants at the sight of 2 big doors next to me in the office

I was dying of laughter when Bonnie was just being chill and Albert was just like- "Hey siste- AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Albert is the king of screaming. He’s also the king of being terrified in horror games. Together we get an amazing series.

Geez Albert has more clutches than I have had during the entire game

I was really sick today and eating fruit roll ups and watching flamingo makes my day, thank you.

*Bonnie walks by* Albert: *opens door* Albert: Hey there Albert: *immediately closes door* Edit: guys I wrote this comment because I thought this moment was funny.

Albert: *is traumatized* Us ugly rats: laughs instead of feeling bad for Albert

“I might fall in love, I might have a heart attack and die” -Albert 2020

"Are you having fun yet thats great to hear" Albert: who was that god