I proved I'm the ULTIMATE Mario Player

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Music in this video ➜
Feminine Boutique Theme - Style Savvy: Fashion Forward
Dolphin Shoals - Mario Kart 8
00:00 Intro
00:29 5 Mario Kart Wins
09:09 5 Ultimate Wins
20:38 Watermelon Mission (Sunshine)
22:13 Mario Maker Challenge Level
#squeex #challenge #Mario

Пікірлер: 150

@1draigon 4 ай бұрын

19:24 foy writes im sorry LMAO FOYLED AGAIN

@verybluevans 3 ай бұрын

Classic Foy

@toogleup64 4 ай бұрын

if i wanted to watch someone scam challenges, I'd just watch ludwig 😹

@nicknick_nick 4 ай бұрын

When did squeex scam I missed it

@andrewching6796 4 ай бұрын

@@nicknick_nickmario kart he won 1 race with only 4 other players lol

@nicknick_nick 4 ай бұрын

@@andrewching6796 he still won tho

@thedew9452 3 ай бұрын

also never beat the mario maker level@@nicknick_nick

@chairofthebored 3 ай бұрын

@@nicknick_nick scammed those wins against Foy

@Poopl0l 4 ай бұрын

Foy is my older brother and he was super happy that he got to play against you and be in the video

@Omeg1 3 ай бұрын

Do you have proof of that?

@smileyface9064 3 ай бұрын

W foy

@oscillateswildly 4 ай бұрын

“bring out my cantankerous count olaf” is such a good line

@Caleb_Landry 4 ай бұрын

I JUST SAID THAT LOL

@stuckinatree45 4 ай бұрын

FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY

@cinea24 4 ай бұрын

hi squeex! i was fortunate enough to race with you at the beginning and had so much fun! thanks for the great (yet brutal) stream :)

@mrclean5146 4 ай бұрын

You cheesed the smash ultimate segment. But I loved every minute of it pookie.

@Undecidedl 4 ай бұрын

Love the guy that in 18:10 said "I'm clenching my asshole"

@Jempa24 4 ай бұрын

Heard if the editors show Squeex's bald spot, he kicks their teeth out. Design my goat.

@AFoy25 4 ай бұрын

He honoured his deal!

@-Sai 4 ай бұрын

best bald mario player

@Caleb_Landry 4 ай бұрын

Bro “cantankerous count Olaf” killed me 😭😭

@Gorilla_312 4 ай бұрын

FOYLED:AINTNOWAY

@austinhendry2039 4 ай бұрын

It's funny whenever he reads the chats out loud, he changes it a little

@shortsandsupple 4 ай бұрын

15:45 is literally one of the funniest rants Squeexie poo has had. I’m dying

@FredWooo 4 ай бұрын

He sounded so dejected at the end of the video like he'd just finished his 9-5 in a real job

@cloverST4R 4 ай бұрын

23:24 there are tears streaming donw my face

@JohnHazl 4 ай бұрын

"This year I'll practice" is the 2024 "this year I'll PB"

@Erlisch1337 4 ай бұрын

holy shit the giga DISRESPECTing in Smash had me rolling

@jarroddobben 9 күн бұрын

The switch to smash fake-out was incredible

@jarroddobben 9 күн бұрын

The pronunciation on Ashton Kutcher at 2:54 must make his aunties proud

@raptoria1705 4 ай бұрын

Honestly didn’t think he’d make it past Ultimate

@jarroddobben 9 күн бұрын

"now he tries" he didn't even do the smash documentary line right LMAO

@Bazy678 4 ай бұрын

23:25 I thought he shaved a square in his head for a bit

@DrBob66 4 ай бұрын

Awesome to see someone tackling a TCL stage, Apollo/DumbDog is a great map maker

@osh5803 4 ай бұрын

did you wear the tanooki tail too 😍

@wheatbread1606 3 ай бұрын

You know, Squeex, you've really changed my opinion on middle-aged balding men. I used to think they were miserable, smelly, and depressing to be around but look at you! Fighting against all odds and continuing to laugh and smile despite being... well, you know, you! 😂 Especially while having one of the most humiliating jobs in the world! Like, seriously, how does he do it? I know I couldn't, that's for sure! I hope one day you can look back and feel fulfilled (somehow) for making us laugh. You may think we're laughing with you but trust me, we're laughing at you. Somedays I wake up worrying that I'll never live up to anyone's expectations but then I think of you and it makes me feel better about myself! A lot better. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this video and hope to see more of your shortcomings soon! xo

@shortsandsupple 4 ай бұрын

23:24 certified comma classic 👌🏽

@aguyanimating 4 ай бұрын

Squeexington the type of guy to pick mario games of anything else kekW

@Boggy102 4 ай бұрын

Foy is such a bro

@Cooterxd 4 ай бұрын

Loving the content lately. Baldy. Thank you so much for always putting a smile on my face, it means a lot and I really appreciate you. Thanks for the giggles Bald Man.

@TossBoy 4 ай бұрын

thank u for the video pookiebear, another banger yet again. keep your head up king

@MarcusFigueras 4 ай бұрын

it's crazy how cocky Squeex was after losing about 14 matches of Smash Bros in a row

@Norman34O1 4 ай бұрын

The singing was so good squeex!

@BlazenDrDOOM 4 ай бұрын

23:25 AIN'T NO WAYYY- Its just the angle tho guys seriously

@dankouz 4 ай бұрын

watching squeex is like watching your 50 year old dad getting into video games for the first time

@ZackMD 26 күн бұрын

Loved this video hahaha

@ShadowOfNos 4 ай бұрын

I watched all the VODs already

@acetrainerben 4 ай бұрын

I will watch this stream over and over bro it was SO funny

@CampingAvocado 4 ай бұрын

Watching Squeex play ultimate is painful and I'm dreading it

@sawyerfaust4090 4 ай бұрын

Runs directly into a wall, "This is the worst game!"

@boojeebus 4 ай бұрын

Squeex is one of the mario players of all time.

@reidfrancisco2823 4 ай бұрын

Another Squeex classic

@daniel_smurf 4 ай бұрын

Ultimate Mario Squeexer

@cjamesjams 3 ай бұрын

“dude i’m actually gonna say something bad”

@trintos8965 4 ай бұрын

lil bro went full ludwig for the intro lmao

@xavi1298 3 ай бұрын

3:29 oh i love this downnn omg

@mrbenizzle4087 4 ай бұрын

Squeex got no business saying Ashton Kutcher like that 2:55

@ImStevenJohnson 4 ай бұрын

Off topic - does anybody know the overlay he uses for the checklist?

@liam2384 4 ай бұрын

Squeex self imposed torture arc

@maticampa2336 3 ай бұрын

get FOYLED lol

@peanutreject 4 ай бұрын

FOYLED AGAIN

@AtaGunZ 3 ай бұрын

LOOK AT THOSE GUNS DAMMMMM

@colinsinder9100 4 ай бұрын

Squeex you look great, you don’t look a day over 54!

@mr.pockets8523 4 ай бұрын

You aint the best until you beat DougDoug's chat.

@jbq4622 4 ай бұрын

i am very scared of this guy. He seems very dominant, masculine, and intimidating

@wheatbread1606 3 ай бұрын

Male-pattern baldness is the most common sign of masculinity! With how bad he's got it, I'd say he's the most masculine man of them all! 😊

@RevolutionsGG 4 ай бұрын

FIRE VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@biglacroix6946 4 ай бұрын

I’m just out here waiting for the “real” Mario gamer competition. Squeex, Alpharad, DougDoug, Ludwig. I want to know who wins. Mario Kart, Mario Party, A 2D Speedrun, A 3D Speedrun. Who comes out on top?

@fqmane Ай бұрын

24:38 didnt know you could sing that well

@breezyk724 3 ай бұрын

Squeex you've already disappointed your parents by not becoming a doctor. Don't' make it worse by doing your best Scamwig impression too

@cssmarcus 4 ай бұрын

Hi Squeex hope all is well. recently became a viewer really been a fun adventure :)

@dbrav727 4 ай бұрын

Ludwig type intro lol

@Dr.UldenWascht 4 ай бұрын

The video should be retitled to, "The Green Koopa who believed he was the Mario King ✌"

@jarroddobben 9 күн бұрын

I love that my favourite Mario game SMS has been boiled down to just one crappy level 😊

@hithere163 4 ай бұрын

Squeeze is the coolest

@yamihere7620 4 ай бұрын

Hes so funny fr

@Icyy8030 4 ай бұрын

Luddy leap

@chuckymcchanchan4366 4 ай бұрын

2:46 Squeex pronounced Ashton Kutchers last name like its indian

@nerdbot2.025 4 ай бұрын

Squeex getting big for us?

@sariia5278 4 ай бұрын

thank god the rat was in his hat otherwise he would have taken days finishing this

@Kothyn 4 ай бұрын

Hello Squeex, since I am a viewer you technically work for me. You may refer to me as your boss. I am pleased to say that you no longer have weekends off. Looking forward to you clocking in tomorrow for some fun games!

@Reesee.777 4 ай бұрын

this is close to being a ludwig title

@ApeEscape1 4 ай бұрын

Squeex why did you ghosted me on grinder ☹

@JohannesBee 4 ай бұрын

Thank you for showcasing your evil furry mode, Squnc

@vishuprathikanti9352 4 ай бұрын

Never seen squeex copy Ludwig so hard

@ChristianKarhan 4 ай бұрын

squeex is so cool

@AlluckyTV 4 ай бұрын

Bro wants to be the Mario guy but can’t even beat randoms in smash

@flamepan 4 ай бұрын

20 games of smash with 0 wins is insane

@MennyMacon 4 ай бұрын

He’s gotten a bit hamster like

@sihoonkim5357 4 ай бұрын

Lost follicle 2c sector 2 row 5 lane 4 since last vid smh😢

@jarroddobben 9 күн бұрын

Bro I'm a grimy little smasher that was hard to watch

@blaz4333 4 ай бұрын

thought this was going to be a video about Dan Gheesling???

@wheatbread1606 3 ай бұрын

It's truly admirable that he can he spend hours of his life failing over and over again while being ridiculed. How does he keep going? Lol.

@chedder108 3 ай бұрын

Squeex is pretending like he's not a furry, "oh idk if I should wear my Mario hat, it has furry ears on it". BLUD SPECIFICALLY BOUGHT THAT HAT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 Also, not to be that guy, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Squeex named himself after the sound a mouse makes? 😳