Swine God: "Stand still damnit.

WILBUR: HIT THE IDIOT THAT I HAVE MARKED! *STARTS ATTACHING TARGETS TO THE HIGHWAYMEN*

The 4 Highway men: Yeah, keep up with that attitude ei? We shank you up ei?

@@mini-spooder101 Wilbur: *Frack all of You*

Swine god is blind tho lol

"Oh hooo! Then come closer As you like" vibes from highwayman

Perfect number of likes

Call the ambulance, but not for me

Riposte in a nutshell: *DO IT, YOU WONT*

He literally says this to the NPCS

*4 Bri*ish guys

I did bled out a shitty negromancer with a bri'ish dude and a masochistic dude

“Welcome to London.”

@@lopiditty South London at 3 AM:

I mean riposte is the most fun thing in the game

@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 it is basically going to a nightmare horror and go "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"

@@PuchuKt It turns highway men into Muhammad Ali: just dodge 'n hit with a fat fukin counter.

I wonder... what happens if a riposte highwayman becomes masochist?... will he riposte himself into oblivion?

it's not all duelist advance... sometimes it's point blank shot

I recognize the reference

There's only 2 of em, an' 4 o' us

Head Highwayman: *THEY CANT KILL ALL OF US! FUCK EM UP!*

Beautiful

"Oh no... you did EXACTLY what I wanted you to do!"

"Call an ambulance...but not for me!" Energy

Congratulation you played yourself

Oh no. anyway

Most of the time SWINE KING: *YOU PLAYED YOURSELVES* THIS SITUATION SWINE KING: *OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT* Edit below DED SWINE KING: *FLIPPING THE BIRD AT THE PLAYER OFF SCREEN IN PURE RAGE*

That’s just a regular day for them.

Welcome to Detroit :)

All I can think of is the Golden Wind scene I-

@@BaranZenon Or Portland, or Chicago... _Or San Francisco_

@@saintpoli6800 Or...London

and that's not counting other three, because they would hit when swine's HP were in negatives

@@user-25352The Swine king(what’s left of it) is pretty pissed lol Those 4 highwaymen in the hospital back at the hamlet: WORTH IT.

UNO reverse card

The spirit of leper crits blessed their asses

Riposte this you fucking casual "im kinda late tho"

Didnt you watch kung fu panda thats totally doable.

@@thanhool Didn't you have physics in school?

@@lamehick7511 didnt you get invited to pizza parties

@@thanhool u murderer! Lmaooooo

CANT KEEP THE CASH DOWN BBY LETS GO

I love this

Is Johnny still alive?

There ain't no grave that can hold his body down.

@@Aodhan_Raith I too want to know

Swine God: *Dies to 4 RIPOSTES AT THE SAME TIME*

"Illegals what i do, and i never liked *pigs* "

Finally we've found it

I think its great

HIGHWAYMEN/Dismas: *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

@@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo how do you people laugh at the same couple memes for years

@@reverseimagesearch0results363 cause its fun

@@thatboyakira4202 Ye lol. MMA: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

@@reverseimagesearch0results363 remember when memes last for years instead of a week or two?

To be honest i was expecting full team wipe

@@bastil6743 it's all Ygou fault.

@@Isk-an_---_deR96 what?

Yeah if Wilbur died with him over 50% health it was gonna be a close one, like 2 dead minimum

@@Korockinglife So the author named (or called) one of the highwaymen's. Watch the video more closely.

You mean the substitute’s?

@@auugis123 Place holder is definitely a weird thing to call them. We call them relief teachers. But I reckon substitute is the more fitting term outside.

@@human6310 Yeah i had to read this comment like 10 fuckin times to get it. First time i hear someone call em that tf

how is that funny?

I love saving him for last, and point blank shotting him. The thought of that annoying lil turds squeal being cut short with a thundering boom is lovely.

Whoever he was based on must have been a god.

Was he a known cheat, then?

Strange, was positive he was based on the thief that was crucified next to Christ.... Either you are wrong or the co-founder/creator has a helluva god-complex.

@@ZigealFaust i think he meant named after

@@ZigealFaust The default HWM is named for Dismas, the penitent thief. It fits with his backstory since he is searching for redemption. His appearance or something else might be based on one of the devs.

Like spongebob imitating a chicken?

Wrong way around dude

This is America

@@asdasd-ty9se It's actually the internet, which is pretty international.

@Fujiwara No Flashback ayy true but nobody would go for a thumbnail

Damn now I can't unsee it lmao hope that wasn't intentional

Dismas was on the team just, y'know, in a trinket slot

@@FinetalPies LMAO

Well, he only fought one battle before the boss. Warrens bosses tend to be the easiest because the layout typically allows you to reach them with minimal fights before the boss itself, so you can bring a team comp that's designed to kill the boss without worrying too much about the dungeon before it. In this dungeon, there were just 4 rooms before the boss, compare this to, say, the Weald or Cove where there are usually 10+ rooms before the boss

@@exantiuse497 Good looking out, however I always clear out most of the dungeon before the fight for some reason :D

@@zombieboss5178 The grid layout is a lot less linear so even with a similar number of rooms you don't have to go through as many. Also the guy had good scouting chance, which helped to avoid some fights.

No IS the Happy windmill of riposte

It's fucking hilarious

Not funny, didn't have a leper joke

"Damn, i missed your eyes!" Dismas, before meeting his friends

The best defence is missing your enemies eyes after they miss you.

Only one hits

*It was at this moment THE SWINE KING knew, He fucked up.*

Accurate

wrong way round bruh

The crits are always 1.5 times damage, so since he brought enough herbs for booze barrels to buff damage it was easy to reach such high numbers

USE THE LEPER AND U CAN REACH 60+ DMG CRITS BOI

No need to pray. Just make it happen. Camp skills, trinket, quirks and curios buff. The more he crits he recieve another acc+crit buff then recycle again.

Normally KILL WILBUR LAST WITH 4 HIGHWAYMEN KILL WILBUR FIRST

A ripostika