"we're wearing the viking helmet so we get 2 lasagnas instead of one" Literally sounds like a line out of a parody speedrun video

“I tried to speedrun garfield kart but aliens kept abducting me.”

They don’t call it a "psychological horror" for no reason the game LITERALLY crashed and came back cursed bruh

my fav parts of the extensive garfield lore is the eminent threat of the characters being sucked up by aliens and jon’s narcolepsy

Today I learned that there are "Top Garfield Cart Players", and suddenly I feel great about my life choices.

Hey guys so just so everyone knows, I did actually try to shut it down with the task manager. For some reason it still wouldn’t open though. I guess Garfield cursed it haha. Thank you all though!

My man really got a game straight out of a creepy pasta and said “well the Garfield kart speed run must go on”

"I hate you dog, you're getting neutered tonight" ~EazySpeezy, 2020

I didn't know this game existed, but it calls for me. There's nothing I love more than cursed Mario Kart rip offs

Wouldve been otherworldly spite if this was uploaded on a monday

"What are you doing, Jon? Why, Jon?" Well that sentiment is true to the strip at least.

Me: “Mom, can I have Mario Kart?” Mom: “Honey, we have Mario Kart at home” Mario Kart at home:

*“Lasagnas are basically mushrooms, so we want them as much as possible”*

Q: “Why does this game like desert levels so much?” A: Lore

Everyone Gucci till Garfield starts speaking enchanting table

If you think he's sad for playing this, don't forget you're sat here watching him

I’m a garfield kart connosseur, so you can trust me. The track at 2:57 you can lasanga boost over a grass patch into the lake and respawn at the bridge On the course at 3:19 you can boost of the little bump and land in the barrier, respawning you below and with an additional lap (my pb is 42 seconds) There’s a hypothetical shortcut on the map at 5:50 in which you drive around the parking lot in the same way that the track moves and you can drive back to the finish line to get a lap (did it once, but it subtracted the lap right after) The track at 8:50 if you have a spring and you’re near the end of the mountain you can completely skip all of the turns I tried to find something on the track at 12:17 by expirimenting lasagna boosts over the lake at the end but to no avail This isn’t useful but if you fall off at certain spots on the map at 13:57 your lap count subtracts regardless of it’s number There’s my information and I used to play on the 3ds 3 years ago

"Out of spite" is one of the best reasons to do anything.

After watching this all I can think of is "he should do m&m kart racing"

6:32 rare footage of him getting through a Alien ship power up

I have been speed running Kart for 3 years now and I can’t believe how much this has done for the community. Thank you so much for bringing this game to the attention of the speed running community, good luck trying to beat my records I can’t wait for some competition.

CC stands for cubic centimeters. It refers to the volume of the fuel and air mixture displaced into the cylinder of your engine, more or less more CCs equal more fuel displaced, equals more go faster to oversimplify it (It's also one of the reasons faster cars tend to be gas guzzlers). The higher CCs, the faster your kart goes, but it's also a difficulty slider to determine how hard the AI of your opponents are, I guess in-universe it'd just mean that people at higher CCs tend to be more competitive and trained.

"You're getting neutered tonight" is the best revenge threat of all time

3:26 "John! What was that??" A delayed reaction to glitching through the first match fence, definitely :p

Open KZfaq First video “I Speedrun Garfield Kart out of spite” EasySpeezy I am not even remotely surprised.

There are going to be so many "I bet you are too scared to play *insert game*" comments now

“You getting neutered tonight” 14:10

somewhere in this world there is gonna be one kid that one day will say: "I grew up to Garfield Kart"

you speedran this game out of spite and it treated you in kind

that spider was trying to show you what enchantments were available

Y'all listen to F**kface? A dude in there has the world record in every course

I like how at some parts you’re critiquing the realism of “Garfield Kart”

Beware... Do not play this game for too long or the lasaga levels in your blood stream will rise to astronomical numbers.

If I’ll be honest, Garfield Kart isn’t horrible. It’s kinda cool to play as so many Garfield characters in a cart racer. It’s like Mario Kart for PC.

John slipped through the boundary between reality and void

Jon trying the legendary garfield kart shortcut edge map clip that actually allows him to "insta-finish" every map but the final map but Eazy just wanted to get back on the road with his wife and animals

Garfield is a strange enigma, I don't know why he's still relevant anymore.

EazySpeezy : I didn't even know these characters existed.. Me: I didn't even know this game existed--

Does anyone want to talk about this? Your name : *My Name* Timestamp: 0:21

I'm so upset I couldn't continually hear Jon giggling to himself

“Oh no, I didn’t use the lasagna boost” is a common phrase over here

Speedrun fireboy and watergirl Edit: ayy he did it

Fun drinking game: drink every time he jumpcuts

All I could think of was Andrew Panton from F*ckface

3:26 Yes i too faze through the ground and die on my way to work.

summoning salt video on garfield kart when

9:06 The snowman is revenge for shutting down the entire city just to have a race earlier lol

Didn't realize how much I missed the music and sound effects until they were gone :'(

I feel like you summoned a demon by doing this

"There's always a desert level for some reason" *Recycled Assets*

"we started a race in a working city. ... we decided to remove everybody's ability to do anything so we can race here "(3:18) - FIA Inventing Monaco GP, Baku GP, and Singapore GP

This was amazing!! Something about the fact that it’s a cursed Garfield game combined with the fact that you did this purely out of spite just makes it so entertaining. My almost asleep brain appreciates this existing. ^.^

Garfield has a long and proud tradition of shitty, dull and buggy games.

I've never heard of Garfield kart in my life

This dude that the one voice everyone find familiar but nobody can remember where they have heard it from before.

A year ago today, I watched this speedrun when it showed up in my recommendations after watching a few YanSim speedruns. And subscribed entirely because I saw how much Speezy suffers with each speedrun.

“CC” means Cubic Centimetres, and it refers to the size of the engine, the more cc’s, the more fast the car goes. Thus it is harder to control

The fact that Garfield kart exists isnt the most cursed thing about this. The most cursed part of this is that all the karts have inside drift.

“dOg I hate you! You’re getting neutered tonight!” -Easy

3:46 i thought really bad when i heard it

Pro tip: use task manager to end a game’s “task” rather than restarting your computer. It’s faster & keeps all your stuff open.

The absolute madlad did it

speedrun your life.... graduation, get a girlfriend, married

10:13 Expectation: _Boing!_ Reality: *YEET!!!*

The UFO has 2 blue spots, one red spot, and one yellow spot. It seems if the yellow spot is facing you at the time you cross it, then you'll be able to go through the UFO without getting held up.

"YOU'RE GETTING NEUTERED TONIGHT!" words to say to a dog

"why do they suck me up like that?!" is my new favourite quote of 2020

0:14 idk the difference in game but irl CC stands for Cubic Centimeter which is the volume of the engine. there's no replacement for displacement!

Crashes are a very important game mechanic!! XD

oh jeez i forgot i had this game, if you try playing the beta multiplayer the server feels like it consists of 3 soup cans and some wires

I'd only ever heard of this game from the F**k Face podcast and now you have allowed me to see it in all of its (cursed) glory. The world is good again.

7:50 "Um... I'm just gonna keep going with it" - literally every single creepypasta protagonist

I bet Eazy is too scared to speedrun giving me $100.

I wanna see the balls of the man that speedruns this game raw. Like, no bonus items, unlockables, etc. Just a fresh save.

"But I gotta get a good speedrun time Jon."

7:49 "I'm sorry Jon"

I literally have never heard of this game in my life till this got recommended-- Pure spite sure is a great motivator

POV: You had no idea that this game existed, but you enjoyed the video.

how to get eazy to speedrun a game: tell him he’s too scared to do it

‘’I hate you dog your getting neutered tonight’’ Best quote this year

Spite is the second greatest motivation in life

_spite is the greatest motivation in this world_ also another game I did not have the pleasure to know existed .-.

Me: "Can we get Mario Kart?" Mom: "We have Mario Kart at home!" Mario Kart at home:

Never did I thought I’d be watching someone speedrun Garfield Kart

I think there is a discord server dedicated to speed running Garfield kart or it is just one dedicated to the game itself

"I don't think this is how weather works?" - Man who's clearly never been to Canada.

Y’all remember duck life...yeah. Speed run that...go ahead.

Never knew this was a game and I love Garfield. I used to have several dozen of the really narrow rectangular Garfield books when I was a kid. My favorite ones were when they went camping or to the family farm.

If you’ve ever wanted to hear a wonderful Seth Rogan impersonation go to 3:00 thank me later

if you never turn down a challenge, then do cheese%

4:00 “I’m going to use them anyways” XD

Speezy: hey look we can do this cool thing! Odie: ...and I took that personally.

Garfield Kart is a purrfect game I had to do it

I am watching this video before the youtube servers returns to normal I am the ultimate speedruner

50 cc, 100 cc, 150 cc refer to the engine size and the speed of the vehicles. cc = cubic centimeters = milliliters. Also obviously the difficulty, same as Mario kart.

Garfield Kart is a game of intricate lore and master-level coding of which I've acrewed 1.3k hours, and that number is always increasing. I've turned my computer into a literal Garfield kart machine, as I've put a shortcut for it in my computer's startup folder.

The higher CC the faster you go!! You can run it faster

The game just starts falling apart mid run, and I respect that.

The back ground as roates thru day and night Terraria vibes kicking

This is a fever dream and I love it