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He has the perfect amount of British accent

Enderman: IM GONNA KILL YOU Enderman: Gets slapped Enderman: understandable have a nice day

20:40 Jungle trees were the first large trees to exist in minecraft, and when they were first introduced they were programmed to drop fewer saplings because they had more leaves than any other tree, and the team at mojang was afraid that keeping the same drop rate would make them unbalanced. However, they forgot to do that to the dark oak and large spruce trees when they created those, and it hasn't caused a problem. So really it's just an outdated feature that has never been updated to match the other trees.

Even after loosing his best friend, 3 dogs, having to rebuild half of his entire house and island, he managed to make it look better. Tbh I would’ve quit in the nether zone

Things I like about Kolanii: His accent He’s funny How he explains things His minecraft skin

i like how kolanii doesn’t over explain everything with so much energy like every single minecraft youtuber

Kolanii in 2021: "From now on I'll never involve a dog in my battles ever again" Also Kolanii in 2022: "I completely broke Minecraft in hardcore with dogs"

Last year. He aimed for 1k. A year later? Over 1M. This man has come so far, I'm glad.

"I jumped down Dream's style, broke both of my legs and went to bed." I swear to God I laughed so hard at this. You're honestly so funny, KEKW.

his accent and the amount of “i dont give a fuck” in his tone just made everything even funnier

The pillagers trying to slap Kolanii on Day 34 is absolute gold

This is the type of energy more Minecrafters need. You don't flaunt your skills, you say it as it is. What a madlad

This one block has more resources than the entire universe.

"I'm trying to hit 100k by the end of this year" - Kolanii. I glance to see that he is almost 800k in September, this man is doing gods work and it shows.

'Also I got a ghast spawn egg, but I'm gonna save that till I'm bored.' This is the humor that makes Kolanii's videos so much better than other youtubers.

I think the pillagers that didn't attack were crossbow pillagers. They don't do anything once they don't have their cb, unlike their axe-wielding brothers. Perhaps the world/server doesn't let mobs like pillagers spawn with items too often, as to prevent them from staying around

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Enderman : attacks kollani Kollani: hits back Endermen: understandable, have a great day!

29:19 I just like how if you stop you can see the egg just falling down

9:25 I’m in pain watching him have a bucket but not go get any milk

20:59 “You alright bob?’ *nods*

my guy u are the only person who actually tried to keep your animals alive.

In comparison to every other channel creating similar content, the witty dry humor of a British man truly reigns supreme. Not being a hyperactive person who is excited about literally everything is also a refreshing breath of fresh air.

The pool for the fish and turtles felt wholesome af

this guy has more comedic skills than the russian comedy my parents watched

I love the music that's in every video. It's captures the pain Kolanii suffers each challenge perfectly. Edit: the Pixar sounding music you know the one.

My way of getting rid of the sand and gravel was letting them fall down on a pressure plate.

20:58 “You alright bob?” Bob: *nods in agreement*

"then I met this guy who must've missed the enemy training program because he was the nicest enemy ever and I just awkwardly pushed him off" Quote from Kolanii

You always make me want to play minecraft

22:40 if you were wondering where your turtle egg went, Mobs such as zombies, husks, skeletons, wolves, or ocelots will try to destroy turtle eggs, so players may have to guard them to ensure they will hatch.

The ender dragon died to your thorns

“I spent a lot of time on this, and I’m hoping we can hit 100K by the end of the year.” *_Hits 125k in the next 2 weeks_*

Lmao I love the amount of awkwardness in this video, for some reason it seems like it wouldn't be the same video without it.

8:53 The guardian does a 360 to his death. That's one memorable way to die.

Appreciate the credit!

*panda eats bamboo* “He’s so happy! He’s so fat”…… “take more”

2 years later I think we can all agree Terry’s family needs compensation.

Kolanii is calm, aggressive, confusing all at the same time

9:34 I thought those dolphins were a rare pink variant… turns out they were just dying.

This dude has the most laid-back voice I've ever heard in my entire life

Zombie: Kills villager Kolanii: Tell me your raging without telling me your raging

24:31 you didn't get anything from fishing because in order to catch treasure items there has to be two blocks of air above your bobber, (also it's gotta be exposed to the sky) two blocks of water below it and beside it. So you would need at least a 3X3X3 area of solid water without any items that aren't waterlogged interrupting the space. (Shroom light ect ect)

You have a natural talent in buildings. Everything you built is naturally beautiful. I honestly liked the design

This man making a ton of jokes with a serious tone is probably gonna kill me

21:57 if I remember correctly, the first enchantment in every world is guaranteed to be a certain enchantment, so depending on what you enchant first you’re guaranteed that specific enchant

You're actually funny. I am already past my Minecraft phase but you're making me enjoy these videos

mojang woke up one day and decided to make dying animals sound devastating

Me: He seems like a professional builder Kolanii: I just place blocks randomly until it looks cool Me: hummmmm

Kolanii is the only youtuber I know that plays Minecraft, sounds like in his 30s and has the latest Humor

"You calling me fat YOU CALLING ME FAT RUTH?"

everyone says RIP Chonker but no one remembers the wolf that didn’t fight :(

7:44 "I woke up with a polar bear" **casually moves on with what he was saying**

You know, Kolanii has always been quite random, but this video is literally the definition of randomness.

7:04 'Never use a dog in one of my battles again.' Seeing this video after his '2000 dogs vs Warden' video is amusing...😂

"Spiders don't deserve names" Lucas: ...

Kolanii: is about to beat dragon The dragon: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move. *dies*

I don't know how many times i rewatch this series

I just came back to rewatch this video after awhile and oh my gosh kolanii has _2 million subscribers_ now? Congrats man

8:31 God damn, that squid is a tank. It took 7 hits from a stone sword and survived for like 10 seconds without water.

"I jumped down Dream style, broke both my legs, and went to bed." -Kolanii, escaping a mob spawner, 2021

"From now on I promised I'd never involved a dog in one of my battles again" Kolanii from September 2022: i promised never involve a dog, but o didn't say anything bout 2000 of dogs

"LOOK HE'S SOO HAPPY, HE'S SOO FAT" kolani. The accent makes it so funny

"And then SQUIDWARD SPAWNED, I mean Ruth" That cracked me up

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He went from 100K to 2M :> Congrats Kolanii ❤

29:19 you can see the egg falling into the voidon the right

Kolanii: children are the worst mob ever! Me being a child: that’s valid

This gets so crazy

That scream the pufferfish made 9:12

This part made me laugh so hard 6:25 😂😂

It’s wholesome how he name all the animals and treat them like a friend

this guys is generaly funny support him guys i want more content

28:53 you had the thorns enchantment on your chestplate, meaning some melee attacks hit back at your enemies. like that dragon trying to bite your head off

“Fairies that need a day off” That was incredible.

Kolanii: "So unfortunately I was forced to kill Terry" Ruth: "Huh? What's with that sound?" *Kolanii: "Go back to sleep Ruth. Shhh... It's alright"*

"Im trying to hit 100K this year" 1 month later... "So I hit 250K..."

Things I like about Kolanii : Literally everything

i remember watching this when he did infact have nearly 100k, now this man is at 2M ❤ well deserved

“He’s so happy” “he’s so fat” and “he can be a chicken if he wants to” made me laugh so hard 🤣

My personal favorite part was when you said “I met some more food I mean FRIENDS that’s what they are friends.”

“He’s so hungry, he’s so fat…..TAKE MORE” lmao

“Just…slapping me “ XD that was so funny

"I'm gonna stop naming animals" then does it for every animal

It's already a flex to say been here since the 100,000 days video. Imagine what it'll be like in a year when you blow up, I'll be a god Edit: so I guess I'm a God now

Mojang: Adds Elder Guardian as a boss. Kolanii: Carried on saving more fish, Except for this guy. I think he was bigger than the others but... I dont know. Elder Guardian: Gives Mining Fatigue

14:22 The way the pillager said "Hah" before he fell to the void killed me! 🤣

"You alright bob?" The villager: casually nods

Fun fact: during the nether phase, my smoke alarm when off due to me forgetting I made dinner

“It’s a strange tower…but it’s my tower. “ What inspiring words from Kolanii. ❤❤

Kolanii once said:"Bob was in my bed, this bed isn't big enough for the three of us.😂

Fun fact: When pillagers don't have weapons, most of the time, they don't attack.

enderman: ay, man, u tryna pick a fight?? Kolanii: *punch* enderman: ayo, calm down, calm down!

I love how non-enthusiastic he is.(Also love the British accent)

2 years ago he wanted 100k. Now he has almost 2M. That shows how much people love his content like me!

I clicked this video by mistake The best mistake ever

When he said we all know that children are the worst mob but these guys come pretty close. I DIED

Love Bob just sleeping while the building burned down around him 😂

“r.i.p. chonker the panda, and buster the bee. he wasnt named that before he died I just made that up. *anyways the end is near*”