I spent OVER 10 HOURS dragging everyone in Mendoza to a grape presser in Hitman 3!

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3 жыл бұрын

Here is what happens when you use the grape presser on the entire population of Mendoza in Hitman 3!
Also, you know what is cool? DJ Pandas...

Пікірлер: 5 725

@baronluigi2738 5 ай бұрын

" This wine tastes great" " Lots of people were involved in its production".

@aleksander5823 3 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@baronluigi2738 3 ай бұрын

@@aleksander5823Thanks

@pepebeezon772 2 ай бұрын

And the classic "it's to die for"

@MaCabaret 2 ай бұрын

It would go great with some liver and fava beans

@ConfusedGeriatric Ай бұрын

The process put a lot of people under pressure, but they were all able to pull through in the end. Enjoy the fruits of their blood sweat and tears ☺️

@mrdracco9367 3 жыл бұрын

You can feel how once the bodies are gone his computer breathes once again

@amy-295 3 жыл бұрын

Yes xD

@BriveAW 3 жыл бұрын

His mfn GPU was like ight ima headout

@IBALXVII 3 жыл бұрын

It's like when you poop after holding it in for so so long

@cl5059 2 жыл бұрын

Was actually the OG Xbox one 😁

@Zedzilliot 2 жыл бұрын

@@BriveAW Not really important but I think the cpu renders bodies

@KnightandDay33 7 ай бұрын

"Agent 47, you do remember your target this time... correct?" "Yeah, i'm uh... working on it"

@dangng7079 7 ай бұрын

😂😂 i cant breathe 😂

@GreedyDrunk92 6 ай бұрын

Dark brotherhood is proud of you

@tommyl5319 6 ай бұрын

"no, but it's not a problem"

@kaikysouza9861 6 ай бұрын

"Make sure to not get caught" "It's not me who is going to get caught"

@dx-ek4vr 5 ай бұрын

⁠@@kaikysouza9861”Don’t worry, no one will catch me if they’re all too busy being dead. No one can notice if there’s no one to notice, after all”

@astrawby 2 жыл бұрын

When you kill absolutely everyone in such a bloody fashion, no one would imagine that you were actually an assassin contracted to kill someone in particular! Everyone will just think that you were an absolute lunatic instead of a professional killer, it's brilliant!

@PolishCommunist750 2 жыл бұрын

100th like

@jankemjunkie6564 2 жыл бұрын

Ironically enough in hitman blood money the newspapers after completing missions describe the assassin accordingly to how well you completed the mission, going postal ends in being dubbed a psychopath with little firearms training. Probably one of the most anticipating parts of the game in my opinion.

@liquiir-samaofuniverseeigh4854 2 жыл бұрын

@@jankemjunkie6564 Do you have a Link where I can check that ?.

@spaghettimonster6808 2 жыл бұрын

Blood money was def the best hitman ever made

@user-pn4py6vr4n 2 жыл бұрын

@@spaghettimonster6808 It concerns authorities that 52 of the victims were brutally executed by a shot to the head.

@MillywiggZ 2 жыл бұрын

It crushed everything, including the frame rate.

@GianfrancoSeminario 2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@huskybraines1459 2 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s making a song

@eden20111 2 жыл бұрын

Like your moms chest hair ohhhh. Bch what you gon say now bch. Ohhhhhh. Thought so bch

@coreyblakee332 2 жыл бұрын

Platinumed this ages ago I do miss playing it might download it again 😂

@billyanimation9757 2 жыл бұрын

Hey, I am the 3000th press the like for this comment XD

@DeconvertedMan 3 жыл бұрын

They did not scream.... they only let out a little wine.

@vainklutz3179 3 жыл бұрын

Epic!

@DeconvertedMan 3 жыл бұрын

@@vainklutz3179 :)

@mrschneider9685 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it XD

@levyata8964 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrschneider9685 A little whine my dude...

@mrschneider9685 3 жыл бұрын

@@levyata8964 it was a jo- Nvm

@thatguyfromak5190 Жыл бұрын

No padding for ad revenge, no spoilers for those who want to play the game, just straight to the point. One of the best gaming videos on this platform.

@Teallen96 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, this was released fairly close to launch, needed to not spoil things for people, and of course I'm only making it a minute long, you think people want to watch 10 minutes of silent corpse dragging? Of course not!

@KnightmaredYT 8 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@Teallen96most would use it as an opportunity to tell a story and list the obstacles of this challenge In order to gain subscribers so they can make KZfaq their job, you gained success by doing the opposite

@zahkrosis666 7 ай бұрын

@@Teallen96 I respect your ways

@kuriakosejim8696 7 ай бұрын

@@Teallen96Chad

@eradicatedpulse6896 7 ай бұрын

Man you’re really gargling this man’s ballsack lmao

@KwadDamyj 6 ай бұрын

Agent 47 wouldn't normally dispose of bodies in such a gruesome manner but he was... *Pressed for time.*

@deletdis6173 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@CorpusGreed 2 ай бұрын

Ba-dum tsss...

@tommypayne 3 жыл бұрын

“All that for a drop of blood...”

@9netails368 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Bulby666 3 жыл бұрын

Best comment 🤣🤣

@dungeondog7746 3 жыл бұрын

I think that was a lot more than a drop of blood

@jaxestar1236 3 жыл бұрын

Madness

@thewhitesheep4156 3 жыл бұрын

Damn😥

@MaximumHeresey 3 жыл бұрын

"'I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

@phizfrail 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ my sides feel like they were just put in that grape crusher

@promesdiallo2002 3 жыл бұрын

Funny me too

@Schlaym 3 жыл бұрын

"anyway want some grape juice?"

@imhulki463 3 жыл бұрын

Where's this quote from?

@takin131 3 жыл бұрын

@@imhulki463 star wars

@madr484 7 ай бұрын

Mad respect, reminds me how in Hitman 2: silent assassin (2002) in the anathema mission I used to drag every single dead body to the pool, change their clothes to get them half-naked and pretend it was a pool party.

@Ayan992 Ай бұрын

U maniac 😂

@freekshow 20 күн бұрын

Cozy

@harleyhuskey 6 ай бұрын

I dunno why I laughed so hard at all the disguises left behind, just left neatly packaged after a mass murder

@Teallen96 6 ай бұрын

I like to think of it as keeping the workplace tidy after a day at work!

@TrueMobster 3 жыл бұрын

Nicely done 47

@ErosMorelli 3 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyy! 🔥

@gabsky871 3 жыл бұрын

47: >:)

@PlayerFour4 3 жыл бұрын

Why doesn’t this have more likes

@KDill29 3 жыл бұрын

@@PlayerFour4 right!?

@deficiantexpenses4008 3 жыл бұрын

the legend himself🙌🏼❤️

@Alphazor77 3 жыл бұрын

Devs: “Hey what if a player drags everyone into a grape presser and mess up the frames?” “Who the hell would have time to do that? It’ll probably take about 10 hours to get everyone in there” This guy:

@h3o208 3 жыл бұрын

😁😂

@Razgar_Voxel 3 жыл бұрын

👁 👄 👁

@dancinglizard3080 3 жыл бұрын

🗿

@Anama_7 3 жыл бұрын

Devs : Fuck!

@Bartholo-meow 3 жыл бұрын

*{{devs left the chat}}*

@magicscreenman 6 ай бұрын

This new Wonka film sure is wild.

@nycolasdeandrade7147 5 ай бұрын

That dude that survives is the 1% bacteria

@be1692 3 жыл бұрын

"If you're gonna send a message, make it a loud one." I mean killing everyone and then turning them into wine is a pretty loud message

@zendell37 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine that being a real life mystery. Decades later and nobody knows why or how it happened.

@WASTHATABULLET 3 жыл бұрын

@@zendell37 this week in Unsolved mysteries lol

@user-rv4wn5qk7q 3 жыл бұрын

@V. Roman Drink that message

@anonymous-sus406 3 жыл бұрын

Inside Edition presents

@ghakim9 3 жыл бұрын

It's worse. He knocked everyone unconscious, move them to the wine press, then killed all of them.

@TheFlatCapFromWN5 3 жыл бұрын

"Man, I've never had wine that had such a strong iron taste before."

@homie_tatz 3 жыл бұрын

😂💀

@stalinsoulz7872 3 жыл бұрын

Yep highly nutritious

@fernandod4046 3 жыл бұрын

Blood wine is the best wine

@jimbofergus 3 жыл бұрын

It's a vintage '47.

@jimmyskins9768 3 жыл бұрын

ironic

@mfbooty_smacker Жыл бұрын

I can’t imagine trying to drag all those bodies with your game lagging at 2 fps. Props to this legend 👏

@McMillanTAC 6 ай бұрын

You spend 10 hours without stopping for just a second to ask yourself "why?". I respect that.

@redacted8567 3 жыл бұрын

“Damn this wine tastes funny” -some guy in roughly a week

@saidabimelec8506 3 жыл бұрын

More like 3 months but yeah

@Lancor84 3 жыл бұрын

Wine will grow lots of mushrooms mold.

@Sharp931 3 жыл бұрын

Good luck getting it out of the barrel in the first place 😂

@mllns 3 жыл бұрын

@@saidabimelec8506 More like a few years

@CBRN-115 3 жыл бұрын

I call it the 'Sanguine Vintage'

@wakwakwakc337 3 жыл бұрын

imagine how relieved the pc must've felt when all of them just get squashed

@Teallen96 3 жыл бұрын

PC would have been smoother, this was original Xbox One!

@linuxtuxvolds5917 3 жыл бұрын

@@Teallen96 it's like gold dust!

@wakwakwakc337 3 жыл бұрын

@@Teallen96 ahhh right. You get the idea though.

@Dylski. 3 жыл бұрын

The sticks of ram must've felt violated 😂

@Duckingheights 3 жыл бұрын

@@Teallen96 Original? I thought the OG XB1 couldn't record at 1080p.

@Btobebone 6 ай бұрын

that fps chug as the games goes 'wtf do i do' is how you know you achieved greatness

@admthrawnuru 9 ай бұрын

Props to the NPC that somehow survived the second crush.

@Vidya-James 3 жыл бұрын

"47?!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" "I had *pressing* matters to attend to."

@Mahono2Gud 3 жыл бұрын

I died laughing at this comment.

@IIYamiSanII 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@weshal5732 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something he would say

@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mahono2Gud ended up better than those guys in the video

@Official2Shitty 3 жыл бұрын

I read it in his voice

@BagofBonesJAW 3 жыл бұрын

Those people were clearly going to die anyways. There was barely any blood in thier system.

@edwardcheng1641 3 жыл бұрын

I think they just got juiced

@dxntgetdrxpped8232 3 жыл бұрын

@@edwardcheng1641 lol

@Yorhosashi 3 жыл бұрын

a physics lesson from Professor Haunting Spook

@p0ppyfarr95 3 жыл бұрын

Nazis and Trumpists have zero blood in their systems too. UPDATE: For everybody whose opinions vary I am not gonna have a go at you, just going to say this so that you'll understand, again you're entitled to your words: I am a highly functioning autistic 25 yeat old man who at times does not get certain remarks, jokes, phrases/slangs etc. I mean I am aware of what different sayings mean right now but I'm always learning. When I posted that comment, I had watched a few WW2 and Holocaust documentaries during the week of the 6 Jan 2021 attacks and my judgement was clouded where that if I see a human discriminator (sexist, racist, supremacist, LGBTQphonic, ableist, xenophobic, religist, ageist, bodyshamer etc.) about I would call that person a Nazi and bash them with a sledgehammer. Not only that but I had a daydream where I dressed as Omega from Marilyn Manson's Mechanical Animals, got the guy's attention, tricking him to lower his guard so that I can pick the sledgehammer that he "planned to bash Evan Rachel Wood's head in" and...you know the rest. Obviously violence exacerbates things and that is true. Anger is a seed of war but peace is for unity and equality. You get me? So I apologise for the replies to your comments but I didnt realise that communism in general is as worse as dictatorism. The best way for the world, country by country, to come together as one is have their countries ruled by real decent genuine good of heart and equal driven human beings. At this moment, nearly a quarter of the world's countries are democratic, free and welcoming (fuck MAGA, I say bullshit!), slowly overtime regardless of outcome whatever we may think, discuss and debate about, the rest of our world will follow. No more hate. No more violence. No more divisiveness. No more Deep South America slavery regime, no more Holocausts, no more Troubles and Bloody Sundays, no more Manchester Arena bombings, no more Hollywood sex scandal industry, no more Pulse Nightclub shootings, no more 9/11s, no more Cold Wars, no more BULLSHIT. When in doubt remember this and this goes for people in all backgrounds: good lives matter!!! ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊ As Arnold Schwarzenegger once said: "A democracy is like the steel of a sword. The more it is tempered, the stronger it becomes." Xoxoxoxoxo

@Slenderguy56 3 жыл бұрын

their*

@DIABLO95559 Жыл бұрын

As a computer programmer, that went way better than i expected :D i thought bodys would fly away because of physics colisions

@Memedoggo04 Жыл бұрын

same

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift Жыл бұрын

they are surprisingly a solid bunch of fellows

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift Жыл бұрын

if there's one thing to describe the ragdoll physics in Hitman. it''s that they are proper heavy

@vinceli9410 7 ай бұрын

that because the object deleted when it touched the press

@DarkAlice 6 ай бұрын

@@vinceli9410Yeah, the grape press just deletes the assets

@angbandsbane 6 ай бұрын

Orson Welles: "Ahhhhh the French..." Director: "The line is 'French Champagne.'" Welles: "As far as YOU know."

@jamthesnitch9847 3 жыл бұрын

"The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now"

@FHSBlackSwarm 3 жыл бұрын

I like your style

@imunknownunknown1114 3 жыл бұрын

John wick 🤣🤣🤣

@hisnotsolonely2961 3 жыл бұрын

A celebrated wine company?

@relaximatroll2118 3 жыл бұрын

Baba Yaga

@ANYA.RIZALI 3 жыл бұрын

meow

@irvancrocs1753 3 жыл бұрын

"Nobody will notice, if nobody is there to notice" -Every action stealth games out there

@brandonmercer499 3 жыл бұрын

Games: Stealth is optional Me:

@Mr-Trox 3 жыл бұрын

It's still stealth if everyone is dead.

@Shanethefilmmaker 3 ай бұрын

Meanwhile in Transylvania. *Dracula wakes up:* Wow, vintage Mendoza I could practically smell it from here.

@StudleyDuderight 6 ай бұрын

Straight to the point, no long-winded speech that serves no purpose other than to pad run-time. You deserve a POB award. Good job 👏. Good job 👏. Good job 👏.

@S3V3N_ 3 жыл бұрын

Legends say he still earns "Body hidden" XP to this day

@weegeebro9649 2 жыл бұрын

"How to get MAX LEVEL in only 10 HOURS ***NOT CLICKBAIT***"

@Gaaraofthedessert666 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how much xp he got in total

@kashrager3888 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gaaraofthedessert666 I’m gonna have nightmares wondering.

@OncelerKidsAreCringe 2 жыл бұрын

Spend 9hrs and you’ll find out

@nerdineverythingnerdinnoth4984 2 жыл бұрын

Negative XP for killing non-targets: -75 Positive for each Bodies hidden: +25 Positive for each Guard accidents: +25 Positive for each Target eliminated: higher, but not over +200 (I don‘t remember so well). Result: You can‘t loose XP after a level, so it will be 0, unless he did challenges, which outweigh everything. Time getting the XP earned/non-taget killed notifications: a little less than 5 minutes (insane).

@marchizproductions4137 2 жыл бұрын

The transilvanian people would like to thank Agent 47 for his strong commitment to providing the best quality wine for our community. We are eternally grateful.

@SuperGeronimo999 2 жыл бұрын

transilvanian wine... delicious

@RaserballKP 2 жыл бұрын

You mean grapefull?

@nicolesong6199 2 жыл бұрын

sluuurrp

@nicolesong6199 2 жыл бұрын

transylvanians being ‘eternally’ grateful… ha ha

@amanhasnoname5158 2 жыл бұрын

Well played 😂

@vurrunna Жыл бұрын

As someone who was incredibly heartbroken that RTGame never got to finish Vino Humano due to crashing, this was incredibly cathartic to finally see it happen. Thank you.

@Palexite 2 жыл бұрын

I love how their all just knocked out, like not one person came conscious and was like “where tf am I?”

@thealgerian3285 3 жыл бұрын

You can almost feel the relief his CPU experienced when he finally pressed that button.

@BabyRibs 3 жыл бұрын

Cap it was recorded on a Xbox

@thealgerian3285 3 жыл бұрын

@@BabyRibs Ok, but Xbox consoles still use a CPU.

@redworker11 3 жыл бұрын

Could be Xbox or PC using a controller, Y was the prompt for using the masher

@TheBaxes 3 жыл бұрын

@Nolan Edwards the author replied in another comment

@BabyRibs 3 жыл бұрын

@@thealgerian3285 Ok? But that's not even my point I'm just saying its recorded on Xbox lmao

@brandondenver4331 3 жыл бұрын

Well, this story is definitely making it to the press.

@MB-yg2zc 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@SirFartsAlot1 2 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tss

@quijaboardgrandmaster4126 2 жыл бұрын

Good one

@sirbruhthesecond4624 2 жыл бұрын

@@SirFartsAlot1 beat me to it lol

@ExFiveAre 2 жыл бұрын

@@SirFartsAlot1 (Translated by Google) Thanks, Google.

@GoldKnightProduction 9 ай бұрын

The game isn't lagging because of the bodies, it's just adding up how many points to deduct.

@Screwby_Jones6200 Жыл бұрын

Officer: there were no witnesses Chief:you mean to tell me no one saw anything strange? Officer:No Chief,i mean there was no one alive to tell what happened,all we found are blood stains and weapons scattered but no bodies, Chief:Have you tried this wine? It has a good tangy flavor to it. Officer:👀👀😶

@shanemandem 3 жыл бұрын

If your pc is lagging, my pc would literally committed seppuku.

@trevorphillips3402 3 жыл бұрын

What's a seppuku

@baguette7351 3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorphillips3402 as far as I know, it's a japanese honorable way of committing suicide, i might be wrong though

@trevorphillips3402 3 жыл бұрын

@@baguette7351 oh ok

@Robert-Cinque777 3 жыл бұрын

*commiting sudoku

@sircartier4422 3 жыл бұрын

@@trevorphillips3402 when samurai fail to follow code they use a special blade to slice into their stomach, usually punishment given by the emperor while everyone watches

@silentmann8103 3 жыл бұрын

God, his framerates becoming smooth after all of those npcs are pressed is just satisfying as hell

@huzzzer6083 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine how satisfying and relieving it was for the CPU.

@chriscormac231 2 жыл бұрын

@@huzzzer6083 like a monster bowl cleansing shit

@tejaspadhye 2 жыл бұрын

2021 and still many NPCs in the same area chokes the cpu. Ooookay.

@samdrow8268 2 жыл бұрын

This is exactly me on the toilet

@Zellie1994 2 жыл бұрын

That is good software development. All assets are deleted and the heap is freed up. No memory leaks found :)

@joffles6516 Жыл бұрын

The real commitment here is pacifying them instead of doing a huge shootout to kill everyone. That is WAY more impressive than a bunch of dead bodies being crushed

@darrianweathington1923 3 жыл бұрын

I can literally feel my CPU and GPU melt... and I'm watching this on a phone

@dontaskaboutmyname6876 3 жыл бұрын

u act like phones dont have a cpu

@elFulberto 3 жыл бұрын

You can really feel the console sigh in relief at 0:17 as it deletes all these models.

@dontaskaboutmyname6876 3 жыл бұрын

a phone basicly has a very small computer in it

@elFulberto 3 жыл бұрын

@@dontaskaboutmyname6876 I think Darrian means that's recorded footage so his phone isn't really calculating much yet the low fps makes it feel like it is.

@dontaskaboutmyname6876 3 жыл бұрын

@@elFulberto oh

@Watsurname2 3 жыл бұрын

"The body is evocative of some unknown, unspeakable horror. Very lovely oaky aftertaste."

@jemarcusbridges1214 3 жыл бұрын

This comment has me crying. Lmao

@lrizzard 3 жыл бұрын

i am almost certain lovecraft wrote something like this

@GregoryMom 3 жыл бұрын

“They say it tastes different to every person. It’s to die for.”

@heldhostageplshelp 3 жыл бұрын

I imagine Frasier drinking the wine and saying that

@subjectverbargument9871 3 жыл бұрын

"Sorta an oaky afterbirth."

@theunderdog9353 7 ай бұрын

RIP to this man's PC. Its sacrifice will not be forgotten

@sovietunion142 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I applaud your computer for surviving the crush.

@MrHenhen5 2 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine how unbearable it was to drag the last few people in at 10 fps haha

@deletdis6173 2 ай бұрын

Facts 😭

@Mansur256 Ай бұрын

It 10 fps only near to that crowd

@aurumvale9908 3 жыл бұрын

normal players: I'm gonna enjoy this game this guy: let's make some people-juice

@MataNui. 3 жыл бұрын

Finding weird shit to do is how you enjoy Hitman.

@robinbennett1686 3 жыл бұрын

It's Vino Humano

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 3 жыл бұрын

You're saying that like they're not the same guy...

@ReigoVassal 3 жыл бұрын

Don't let Josh know about this.

@wendyokoopa7048 3 жыл бұрын

This is a game where you can hit people with a fish

@sn-x-wt Жыл бұрын

this is the content I've never asked for (no idea how it got recommended) but ultimately I'm glad to have witnessed 🤣 cheers!

@ghastly8192 3 жыл бұрын

Woah, appreciate the effort.

@dr.loomis4221 3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@oodfty3740 3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.loomis4221 lmao

@afiqzi 3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.loomis4221 you kidding right?

@dr.loomis4221 3 жыл бұрын

@@afiqzi No, I'm not...it's just a giant waste of a day

@lamar5091 3 жыл бұрын

@@dr.loomis4221 "waste of a day" reminds me of reading your comments

@PDComicBookNetwork 3 жыл бұрын

"Quick, before we die! Everyone take off their clothes and put them neatly into a drawstring sack!"

@gunfuarts7459 3 жыл бұрын

HAHahhaha

@Chuked 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@vivekmaru2557 7 ай бұрын

Sounds like something peeter Griffin would say

@Anonymousclover317 Жыл бұрын

This is awesome. Love it. Glad it popped up in my feed!

@dannidarko2880 2 жыл бұрын

I am in awe how did you manage to pacify everyone without dying blows my mind

@rica4046 3 жыл бұрын

FBI: Where are the Bodies! This guy: Gone reduced to grape juice

@aiden5573 3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume that FBI will find this guy

@lechking941 3 жыл бұрын

let me try FBI: we know you was there, were are the bodies! this guy as 47: "when i got there, there was only over flowed wine and some broken berrals. so i had no idea there was a murder"

@Riderhenshin 2 жыл бұрын

Grape juice sounds nice

@lechking941 2 жыл бұрын

@@Riderhenshin now let that juice ferment and BINGO you get wine

@Typhoon_Lex 2 жыл бұрын

Next years harvest

@guardian_da_gamer8769 3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what the debrief looked like or the headline? “Undetermined amount of people dead in press accident”

@PHazeBeats1 3 жыл бұрын

I miss the blood money newpapers

@guddiecheeseyoda8112 3 жыл бұрын

“How many people?” “Yes.”

@ethanlivemere1162 3 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean the *press release?*

@CCHAWC717 7 ай бұрын

I remember an earlier Hitman game level with a glass bottom hot tub, dragging everyone into it, going downstairs taking out the glass and laugh as it rained bodies

@Hesoyam_009 7 ай бұрын

As someone who's from Mendoza, you are doing God's work

@otrebor1261 2 жыл бұрын

I’m just appreciating the fact that you haven’t spoiled us what the targets and objectives are, respect.

@alvianekka80 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't know why am I here. All I know that I must kill."

@Moonwhalerr 2 жыл бұрын

@@___meph___4547 some people maybe haven't played yet. Or at least they hadn't when the video first dropped. It's just nice of the guy to block the objectives because obviously anyone who's played would know what they are and anyone who hasn't played doesn't really need to know.

@joooanit0224 2 жыл бұрын

@@Moonwhalerr if you say so.

@Moonwhalerr 2 жыл бұрын

@@joooanit0224 okay? Lol thanks for your input.

@joooanit0224 2 жыл бұрын

@@Moonwhalerr You're welcome.

@Dinyo 3 жыл бұрын

"Dude, you can't just drag everyone to that grape presser, it'll be 10 hours long!" *"Why not?"*

@stranger066 2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@mimicmemento Жыл бұрын

I like how at the very end, one random body was just immune to the press apparently

@tonyth9240 6 ай бұрын

Finally, somebody who plays this game the same way I do Then again, I don't think I've done that on this particular map yet, and I most certainly haven't spent over 10 hours on a single challenge like that yet, so you're still at least one step ahead. I salute you o7

@NEVERMAKESVIDEOS3V3R 2 жыл бұрын

That one guy who survived in the second clip absolutely deserves to live

@moyaienjoyer3037 2 жыл бұрын

Those are the targets I think

@yankesik5949 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he deserves a second pass.

@DgardsGaming Жыл бұрын

@@moyaienjoyer3037 no the one in the crusher, The two targets were inside the crusher

@jimjellyjinjamjimbo Жыл бұрын

He’s the one to spread the word

@hudgy3266 3 жыл бұрын

It should still be silent assassin you literally killed everyone they’re no witnesses

@Teallen96 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think of it as Silent Assassin...with collateral damage...

@TheGuyWhoTakesYourGirl 3 жыл бұрын

Probably more like "silent mass murderer"

@CasualGamer4K 3 жыл бұрын

The important thing is that it was silent.

@KingHarkinianMah21 3 жыл бұрын

Great profile pic

@hudgy3266 3 жыл бұрын

@@KingHarkinianMah21 thanks bro

@WozzieCap 7 ай бұрын

Video starts IMMEDIATELY with what we came here for. You're the greatest.

@Teallen96 7 ай бұрын

No, YOU are the greatest for deciding to watch, and leaving a comment!

@das-9962 6 ай бұрын

Switching to your grape presser is faster than reloading

@Teallen96 6 ай бұрын

Congrats! You win the prize of the first comment to make me laugh this year! Your prize? This nice glass of red wine! 🍷

@MinniMaster 3 жыл бұрын

“Body hidden” I mean... I suppose

@LilMike-ty5uj 3 жыл бұрын

"They're gonna bury what's left of you, in a soup can"

@expresslocomotives2503 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@navycalvin9337 3 жыл бұрын

-a drunk scottish cyclop probably

@lechking941 3 жыл бұрын

no even worse" you and everyone you just meet in a wine casket"

@GearSounds 7 ай бұрын

You earned my sub on this one. I died laughing the moment I saw all the bodies jiggling around

@RemixedVoice 7 ай бұрын

Shout out to the developers, it's incredible that the game didn't crash lol

@TheRougeSky 2 жыл бұрын

This is really taking the saying "We put our blood, sweat and tears into this product" to a whole different level.

@Dung1NguyenTuan-ew4ey 6 ай бұрын

Nailed it😂

@EdibleKnife 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the frame rate immediately fixes the moment they cease to exist XD

@zuziiice8907 4 ай бұрын

That has got to be the most copper tasting wine ever..

@uss_liberty_incident 7 ай бұрын

Great video. I'm amazed that you took the time to do this.

@brandonhill4197 3 жыл бұрын

What truly makes this out cold is the fact they we're all unconscious and not already dead.

@Math_Yeww 3 жыл бұрын

What a horrible way to go

@giftzwerg7345 3 жыл бұрын

@@Math_Yeww Well not really you wount really feel it.

@michaelkores6860 3 жыл бұрын

@@giftzwerg7345 Yes, but you are still getting murdered for a completely unnecessary experiment.

@giftzwerg7345 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkores6860 yes, but is there a moraly right way and reason to kill / murder someone ?

@michaelkores6860 3 жыл бұрын

@@giftzwerg7345 Maybe to prevent bigger harm. But at least if you're killing your targets as a normal hitman it is for the money. Pressing innocent bystanders to juice is somewhat unnecessary. Still funny though.

@Glorymoon97 3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, this isn't grape juice!" -One dissatisfied customer

@Vin80_ 3 жыл бұрын

Only one guy noticed.

@keepironman14 2 жыл бұрын

Huh this wine is made with mostly grapes but it is surprisingly red. And has the most interesting flavor.

@thecoolestfaisal 2 жыл бұрын

If he's so certain that he could make better juice then we should use him

@Glorymoon97 2 жыл бұрын

@@thecoolestfaisal Yeah. Its hater flavored.

@zarakdurrani7584 2 жыл бұрын

Your Dp is so cool!

@bigal4174 2 жыл бұрын

10/10 best slideshow I have seen all day. Your poor PC must have been screaming.

@prestonhurst 2 ай бұрын

"How did you get all of them to volunteer?" "Volunteer? I mean...yeah they *volunteered*..."

@tom_something 2 жыл бұрын

I like how that counts as "hiding" a body. "How them crushed grapes looking?" "Lumpy, with bits of bone and some ears in it." "Well, nothing to be alarmed about."

@SuperGeronimo999 2 жыл бұрын

just ends up as Chicken Nuggets at McDonalds

@Norbert011 2 жыл бұрын

@WillGeorge Evans human stew, that's my limit.

@danibot3000 2 жыл бұрын

fuck, the ears, they will reamain, what a nice attention to little details 😅

@Neojhun 2 жыл бұрын

What you don't use Richgro Blood and Bone on you vinyard?

@TheCellphonesinger 2 жыл бұрын

"Pour some purple koolaid in there and send this batch to my ex-wife, she won't know the difference"

@mariomaster520 3 жыл бұрын

Legend has it hes still receiving +25 XP to this day

@lucabottazzi261 Жыл бұрын

Congratulations to whoever buys a bottle of wine from that distillery.

@user-cj4fu8qq9b 7 ай бұрын

0:42 someone should make a remix out of this

@skylarsorell9212 2 жыл бұрын

I love how the disguises are just magically in their own little bags. Unsquashed. No blood stains XD

@ConFall 3 жыл бұрын

"How to make a homade wine" Google : "Combine the yeast, sugar and juice concentrate in a gallon jug. Fill the jug the rest of the way with cold water. Rinse out a large balloon, and fit it over the opening of the jug. Secure the balloon with a rubber band" Bing :

@rgamer7252 3 жыл бұрын

Old meme

@chineseobama6043 3 жыл бұрын

@@rgamer7252 ok

@i7estroyer 3 жыл бұрын

Very original 😐

@Whitebeardtheking9 Жыл бұрын

This was satisfying in ways you'll never know. Thank you.

@GiovanniGamer345 2 жыл бұрын

I'm just admiring the fact that you spent 9 hours dragging bodies all over the map 🤣🤣

@lordkrythic6246 3 жыл бұрын

I would say you left quite the impression.

@ZTheTinyTonTerror 3 жыл бұрын

He was so busy wondering if he could he didn't stop to ask if he should.

@itavero3563 3 жыл бұрын

Nicely said.👍

@Skiergold 3 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference!

@TheNefastor 3 жыл бұрын

The age old story of human innovation ! 🤣

@BERSERKTHIRD 3 ай бұрын

10 hours of work, one minute of performance, i love it XD

@artiomvv569 7 ай бұрын

Someone drinking the wine :- hmmm, why does it taste so bloody? Agent 47 who put 200 people in the grape crusher.

@screenmonkey7103 3 жыл бұрын

Only the outfit bags remained

@yipperdeyip 3 жыл бұрын

50 thousand people used to live here. Now it's only outfit bags

@leggyladdie 3 жыл бұрын

just like in real life

@vyate786 3 жыл бұрын

Always carry outfit bags with yaa.right??. Who knows, some bald head may need one...

@chokoon21 3 жыл бұрын

The cpu was like “ima head out.”

@BabyRibs 3 жыл бұрын

Cap this comment was copied

@BabyRibs 3 жыл бұрын

@Jerel Wayne Idk lol

@Secret_Takodachi 7 ай бұрын

0:39 Cue up "You say run" from My Hero Academia while 47 is walking toward the grape press 😂 "HE FOUGHT THE WORLD ITSELF TO PRESS THAT BUTTON! *LOOK AT HIM!* HE'S THE SYMBOL OF HOPE WE NEEDED! 😭