I Survived 100 Days of REAL LAWS in Minecraft

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Жыл бұрын

Following the law is easy, but not Minecraft Hardcore. And not for 100 days.
This is a silly hardcore 100 days video I've spent the last two months making on and off, so I hope you guys like it :)
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@Branzy Жыл бұрын

Come on, did you think I could have it end any other way? ;)

@cocogula7149 Жыл бұрын

First

@TheHimikoToga Жыл бұрын

Absolutely not 😭

@o7-pika500 Жыл бұрын

lol

@Yolki Жыл бұрын

@cocogula7149 Жыл бұрын

@@singhtv1911 ok I won’t read your name

@ancientdreamzz4225 Жыл бұрын

“Lawful is just Awful with a big fat L” Imma be using this in every DnD session 😂

@TreeBranchStudios Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING

@mcnightmare1431 Жыл бұрын

Lol thinking the same

@25goldencarrots49 Жыл бұрын

Lol same

@iateyourdog89751 Жыл бұрын

Well I was thinking different

@-_poly_-457 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@24GoldenCarrots Жыл бұрын

Branzy went from being an ex convict to a typical movie villain

@earth2ravenn Жыл бұрын

Then into a vigilante

@Zenitricious Жыл бұрын

In the search of freeing his town from any crime he had to becone crime itself

@cheetahfire8555 Жыл бұрын

@25goldencarrots49 Жыл бұрын

I'm better than you

@williamgoodman1042 Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@alexandergriffiths2532 9 ай бұрын

Branzy: “I followed all the laws, I didn’t brake any rules!” Also Branzy: arrests entire town while not a police officer, owns weapons while on parole, and breaks tons of zoning laws about farming and animal management

@paigehild 7 ай бұрын

It was a citizen’s arrest

@LiamKruger2013 4 ай бұрын

@@paigehildYou Are correct.

@moviesmemesandmore 4 ай бұрын

Don't forget his casual murdering of zombies and blazes

@Lolz_Lolz222 4 ай бұрын

@@moviesmemesandmore self defense, they were about to attack him, he had no choice

@that0n8guyyt 4 ай бұрын

Don’t forgot he drove a boat without a boating license

@Defender452 9 ай бұрын

If you take the villagers crops, but sell them back to the villagers, they are just paying you for your labor. Which is actually helping them out a lot because of how long it takes for them to farm, versus how quick the player can.

@Nin100do 5 ай бұрын

That's How You Farm Money

@Longest_comment501 5 ай бұрын

So original

@depwep756 4 ай бұрын

@@Longest_comment501 every object in the universe with mass attracts every other object in the universe that has mass. This force is proportional to the product of the two masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers

@Longest_comment501 4 ай бұрын

@@depwep756 In the vast expanse of space, the concept of mass attraction, governed by the fundamental force of gravity, plays a pivotal role in shaping the dynamics of celestial bodies. Gravity, described by Sir Isaac Newton's law of universal gravitation, asserts that every mass in the universe attracts every other mass. This force is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between their centers. At the heart of this gravitational dance are celestial bodies, such as planets, stars, and galaxies, which are bound together by the invisible threads of gravity. Planets orbit stars, moons orbit planets, and galaxies coalesce into colossal structures-all guided by the gravitational forces at play. The strength of these gravitational interactions is directly tied to the masses involved, with larger masses exerting a more substantial pull. Consider the solar system, where the Sun, a colossal ball of hot plasma, dominates with its immense mass. Planets, like Earth, orbit the Sun due to the gravitational pull it exerts. This gravitational force not only keeps planets in their orbits but also influences their motions and interactions. The moon, Earth's natural satellite, is similarly held in orbit by Earth's gravitational embrace. Zooming out to a galactic scale, galaxies themselves are conglomerates of stars, gas, dust, and dark matter, all bound together by gravity. The gravitational forces within galaxies maintain the cohesion of these stellar communities, preventing stars from drifting away into the cosmic void. Moreover, the influence of gravity extends to cosmic phenomena such as black holes. These enigmatic entities possess such immense mass that their gravitational pull is strong enough to trap even light. The interplay between mass and gravity in the formation and behavior of black holes is a testament to the profound impact of mass attraction in the cosmos. In essence, mass attraction in space serves as the cosmic architect, sculpting the grand tapestry of the universe. It governs the orbits of planets, the clustering of galaxies, and the intricate ballet of celestial bodies. As we delve deeper into the mysteries of the cosmos, our understanding of mass attraction continues to unveil the profound connections that bind the universe together, one gravitational interaction at a time.

@TulioV 2 ай бұрын

Matpat moment

@lordmage3694 Жыл бұрын

Branzy: I’m not legally allowed to own a weapon Also Branzy: *flashes sword at parole officer on day 11*

@casualplayer581 Жыл бұрын

Technically is not a weapon is used for chopping tree's althought I may be wrong...

@xanderzimberg1298 Жыл бұрын

@@casualplayer581 a axe is used for cutting treex

@xanderzimberg1298 Жыл бұрын

Trees

@Mr_._Violet Жыл бұрын

And in this case, possibly lungs

@FringeWizard2 Жыл бұрын

I walk around with swords and explosives and guns and knives the police don't give a shit. Hmmm I hear some sirens right now probably someone shot someone else again tonight, maybe I'll see the pools of blood again tomorrow.

@dovidkahn Жыл бұрын

Branzy: The value of a Minecraft emerald into real life is $76,657.05. Matpat: Are you sure about that?

@Voidling242 Жыл бұрын

Matpat doesn't know the real life value of the stuff he used to compare. Edit: Why does making fun of Matpat get me more attention than literally anything else?

@chrisdawson1776 Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242🤓

@King_Butters Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242 🤓

@lightninglynxgaming989 Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242🤓

@Noob_Anderson Жыл бұрын

@@Voidling242 🤓

@untaken1618 Жыл бұрын

You’ve evaded taxes for 100 days.

@Palashpro22 Ай бұрын

U got a point however he was never told he had to pay taxes but he also payed property taxes.

@homelessWizard. 7 ай бұрын

i can just imagine this guy having grandkids and telling them "lets go hunting👴" (papa do u even have a licenses?) "yes i got it for a minecraft video 👴"

@TheHimikoToga Жыл бұрын

I never realised real life laws would be so annoying in Minecraft

@rezmoon Жыл бұрын

dam i never thought that minecraft was very unrealistic

@def_not_joey Жыл бұрын

Same

@BeepirBypr Жыл бұрын

real life laws are annoying in real life

@D6S0 Жыл бұрын

true

@gold3n365 Жыл бұрын

same

@MantisKenobi4962 Жыл бұрын

Branzy: calls someone and asks them if he needs a hunting license permit for hunting wild sheep in minecraft

@ryanirizarry7628 Жыл бұрын

You didn't know he has oil

@T1DWarrior Жыл бұрын

Dude why is the oil talking?

@SapphireSorceress 10 ай бұрын

I love how disappointed she sounded when she said "Is that a serious question?"

@duck9562 4 ай бұрын

@@SapphireSorceress atleast she was nice 😭

@SapphireSorceress 4 ай бұрын

@@duck9562 Why do I feel like she asked Branzy to say that?

@ridvanpilott6307 10 ай бұрын

Finally! Order is realized... life in Minecraft really does deserve more mercy and humane treatment that what is contemporarily issued!

@robertandrew9359 7 ай бұрын

Branzy was able to solve how much one emerald was worth in a few seconds and matpat needed a full episode

@mysterioushi3032 Жыл бұрын

The fact branzy called the actual hunting services for video reasons makes it even better

@-whyquestion Жыл бұрын

Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🤓🤓🤓

@Ieatfishalot Жыл бұрын

@@-whyquestion Ratio + no one asked

@RealLiemify Жыл бұрын

V XYPEN

@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын

Hey!! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless him! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who has faith in him! True faith in Jesus will have you bear good fruit and *drastically* change for the better! Have a blessed day, everyone!! ❤

@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын

Your worries (yes, anxiety), depression, suicidal thoughts, EVERYTHING will melt away and be NO MORE when you lean on God and put your trust in him!! When I have physical pain, I literally pray and the Lord quells it, that I am healed!! Know that there is power in the name Jesus Christ! His name casts out demons and heals! People are bothered by his name. The world hates the truth and wants to continue living sinfully!! God's children are set apart (holy) and righteous.

@asandwichmadeoftoast Жыл бұрын

The fact he actually had go buy permits just for a video, respect.

@insaneyogurt4993 Жыл бұрын

14:14 “I was born in darkness, you merely adapted to it”

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

“He was like, a very distance 5th cousin, twice removed, on the side of the family that I never speak to anymore for moral reasons” This is way too real

@-whyquestion Жыл бұрын

RATIO + K-POP BETTER🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🤓🤓🤓

@redpandaclips. Жыл бұрын

@@-whyquestion that makes no sense bot

@gregheffley5745 Жыл бұрын

Are you talking about Technoblade?

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

Bro what in the actual fck are these bots

@redpandaclips. Жыл бұрын

@@ZombieSazza yeah man

@epsilicon Жыл бұрын

Branzy: That looks far enough! 1 block in Minecraft: 1 meter 1 mile: ~1609.3 meters 3 miles: ~4828 meters …meaning that the coast is >300 chunks away, which is wayyyyyyyyy out of render distance. “Far” enough indeed.

@mehmetalikurnaz5357 Жыл бұрын

from the other coast…

@cultofhampter Жыл бұрын

🤓

@nimphilia Жыл бұрын

@@cultofhampter goofy ahh face

@grump_1234 Жыл бұрын

🥸

@penguino0062 Жыл бұрын

r/theydidthemath

@redfluxbluedawn414 8 ай бұрын

at 1:20, piloting a boat without a degree/licence, and/or even making the boat without the proper law abiding specifications or permit for making your own boat

@ThePuppetz. 22 күн бұрын

"eat zombie meat" THAT'S MURDER AND CANNIBALISM!!!

@MaxTracy-lb8lc 18 күн бұрын

It wouldn't be murder if the zombie attacked first

@BlueSodaPop_ Жыл бұрын

I love that Branzy includes the times he messed up, that honestly just makes it way funnier and more real, too xD

@-whyquestion Жыл бұрын

RATIO + K-POP BETTER🤓🤓🤓🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻

@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын

@officialgremlin Жыл бұрын

@@Call_Upon_YAH Yeah, I don't believe in God. That doesn't mean I'm constantly advertising how you shouldn't do so and why around KZfaq. Jesus Christ, these clones are getting annoying fast.

@thereza3 Жыл бұрын

@@officialgremlin fr

@bloodphoenixab Жыл бұрын

And here I was waiting for you to bring up the zoning laws which prohibit you to live in your shed, prevent you from growing crops, determine setbacks (aka can't build right up to the border of the chunk), limit the number and type of animals you have, and much much more.

@ZizzleTheKakapo Жыл бұрын

as the son of a city planner, I was about to bring that up xD

@lizamay722 Жыл бұрын

Definitely earned a sub with this one Was super entertaining the whole way, and I look forward to more of your content

@cryolitegem Жыл бұрын

This man used iron to repair a villager-spawned iron golem. If that’s not the sign of a good person, I don’t know what is.

@MANLIESTMANEVER Жыл бұрын

He's gonna have a hell of a time explaining his search history.

@saveplanetearth9253 Жыл бұрын

FBI open up let’s see your search history

@saveplanetearth9253 Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 this is why you not loved (joke)

@stevenli3342 Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 You're the type of guy that plays with his food cuz he has no other friends to play with (not joke)

@fnafkiller6050 Жыл бұрын

@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 shut up mistake

@kevinfranklin9562 Жыл бұрын

@@saveplanetearth9253 nah he isnt loved

@someonecalledtoast Жыл бұрын

Branzy: Go, Wanda, go! Fight for my honor Wanda Allay: Wahoo! Had me laughing

@hweidner666ify 8 ай бұрын

i love how this man really buys a permit to chop down trees (that he'll probs never even use) to progress in a block game to make a 20 min video dedication, MUCH!

@gabrielleblanc287 3 күн бұрын

The lady on the phone at the beginning was kinda scary NGL 😂

@TimeBucks Жыл бұрын

The ending is amazing

@CarThanos Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 True

@TimeFormotivation252 Жыл бұрын

You are the best one

@Ash1nerTV Жыл бұрын

@@CarThanos Excuse me?

@deepanshujain9633 Жыл бұрын

Truly

@pheonix3707 Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing XD

@atherflame7626 Жыл бұрын

You legit got a permit to punch down trees. Mad respect my guy

@dayzer001 Жыл бұрын

I love the way you casually put on pixelated sunglasses like some badass escaped villain lol

@niklask.9105 7 ай бұрын

"i made watch tower to look at my prisoners" "I still get prison vibes for some resson" :| bro......

@neonbunnies9596 Жыл бұрын

I like how Branzy managed to Palpatine his way into becoming a prison warden. This is how you really take power: with a justified excuse at every step

@-whyquestion Жыл бұрын

Ratio + k-pop better🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻🤓🤓🤓

@cobracat Жыл бұрын

I just realized he ment prison warden and not minecraft 1.19 warden because of this comment....

@rottenpotato2470 Жыл бұрын

"How could they have done this? I put my faith, my trust, my CARROTS, into these little creatures." -Branzy 2022

@ked49 Жыл бұрын

That is the focus point not the my naughty box

@Shickelgruber Жыл бұрын

Itz i had put*

@tarlianewcomb2748 Жыл бұрын

Ahyo

@Yooo488 Жыл бұрын

NAH

@Yooo488 Жыл бұрын

Bdnsskei

@saladcat8002 Ай бұрын

sun: *im sorry little one* gary: dies

@annacat6683 8 ай бұрын

The fact that the villagers said no to every job and you still did the jobs 😂😭

@OR56 Жыл бұрын

2:24 That was perfectly legal. It was 100%, undeniably, self defence. The Raid was also Ok as you were defending a town from terrorists. You merely requisistioned the resources needed to save them.

@joecox8561 Жыл бұрын

Sir I killed those living beings in self-defense.

@zt7621 Жыл бұрын

why didn't you buy permit of wood/housing in emeralds instead buying with real dollars lol

@OR56 Жыл бұрын

@@zt7621 he didn't have emeralds at the start

@BrainL101 Жыл бұрын

so are you like a law researcher or what?

@zt7621 Жыл бұрын

@@OR56 He could get some by being "employed" , or "forage" for foods

@Nittle69420 Жыл бұрын

13:08 animals don't have to follow laws or else all my cats would be in prison for assault

@KirimutoProductions 7 ай бұрын

i love how branzy gave the allays totems so they dont die

@EnBitStudios 22 күн бұрын

It’s a restraining order killed me 🤣

@Vitalasy Жыл бұрын

This Minecraft Player is ILLEGAL, and here's why...

@happyheartstv1431 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@Masqueradegacha Жыл бұрын

Hi vitalisy!! You are very cool

@frederickventuri2972 Жыл бұрын

Sight no way😂😂😂😂

@calumthomson Жыл бұрын

He’s dumb

@calumthomson Жыл бұрын

@equinoxrandomness8446 Жыл бұрын

“Who are you? The city inspector?- GARY GET OUT OF THE MOAT” This one got me

@ayanoaishi8489 11 ай бұрын

It actually being tails has gotta be the funniest thing ever

@ashlight6107 4 ай бұрын

1:43 The fact the Allay escaped from the Pillagers alone shows it's very brave.

@Tabsau Жыл бұрын

"I couldn't legally possess any weapons." *Meanwhile, carrying literal tons of condensed explosives.*

@omegaoverl0ad Жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhh, you saw nothing…

@infernowolf6659 Жыл бұрын

When Branzy said "Indecent exposure" a pop-up ad popped up on my screen which perfectly covered Branzy's "Indecent exposure" skin XD Also, when the Allay threw the carrot on the ground, technically that's not littering because it will decompose and make new, fertile soil. If it was something like a saddle or bell, that would be littering because that's damaging the earth. So the Allay was just helping the soil so all of the crops in the village can grow better.

@godzillakingofthemonsters6367 17 күн бұрын

Also it's animal, so it can't really commit crimes.

@justaspoon1912 9 ай бұрын

“I survived 100 days in Minecraft without committing any crimes” Also branzy a minute and 6 seconds later (1:06) *commits murder*

@Embloax 9 ай бұрын

You said this 2 hours ago

@justaspoon1912 9 ай бұрын

@@Embloaxuh, ok?

@MoonWatcher243 8 ай бұрын

@@Embloaxit doens’t matter. For me this is three weeks ago.

@Embloax 8 ай бұрын

@@MoonWatcher243 it was my first time pressing the newest comment button lol

@YoelMunoz-vd8wd 4 ай бұрын

I love how the intro starts with only Steve breaking wood and then going to jail

@lqtch Жыл бұрын

“Lawful is just awful with a big fat L” Branzy - 2022

@strangecolouredbird Жыл бұрын

"your guilty of theft, kidnapping and indecent exposure" Me who always puts back the stuff in villager chests when I'm a bit more op, has never kidnapped a villager and always wears trousers: *are you sure about that?*

@ReatExists Жыл бұрын

you did still steal, even if you gave it back.

@strangecolouredbird Жыл бұрын

@@ReatExists uuuuuuuhhh TELL NO ONE

@JasperTheTempoTheif Жыл бұрын

@@strangecolouredbird no one has been told.

@long_strong8843 6 ай бұрын

1:58 no, saving them would be Animal Justice, because Pillagers wouldn't be allowed to lock them and trap them

@ashlight6107 4 ай бұрын

Plus we can't keep Allays traped there!

@OwoAshes Жыл бұрын

11:50 This killed me 😭✋

@Ephemeralreal Жыл бұрын

13:37 The villager and the cow be sus

@AnonymousGirl223 6 ай бұрын

Yeah

@maxtortarum4657 Жыл бұрын

“Do I need a hunting license to hunt sheep in Minecraft” “Is that a serious question?” “…….maybe..” I’m dying😂😂

@godversesans5152 Жыл бұрын

I mean did caveman have a hunting license is the real question

@merryavant 11 ай бұрын

@@godversesans5152 Nope

@RoyceTeng 9 ай бұрын

Branzy’s FBI agent is gonna be so confused at his search history after this

@idontknow1500 9 ай бұрын

The fact the allay said nice melons 💀

@Wunba Жыл бұрын

This has got to be one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen! I was laughing at the accuracy of most of it! Did you really spend $50 on a land permit!? 😂

@The_slippery_slider Жыл бұрын

ya funny

@bobmaster6244 Жыл бұрын

knowing him. yes. yes he did

@jasperthefriendlyghost01 Жыл бұрын

@@bobmaster6244 yes

@bobmaster6244 Жыл бұрын

@@jasperthefriendlyghost01 hello there

@idot1769 Жыл бұрын

$50.50

@Ephemeralreal Жыл бұрын

*"GARY GET OUT OF THE MOAT"* The fact the villagers were in love with the moat is hilarious

@JennyGermanda-tb3ik 6 ай бұрын

4:19 That alay was like no I don't want the sword you take it.

@nsabri1978 4 ай бұрын

"But being on probation means not being allowed to hold weapons" continues to make 2 swords to give to his alalla's to do the dirty work.

@satellite156 Жыл бұрын

Branzy: If I could prove that I never broke the law, will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? Officer: sure Branzy: blows up the town hall

@rebeccacarpenter9194 Жыл бұрын

At 16:50 the mountain looks like a wolf howling!

@IAmOnTablet 9 ай бұрын

no it looks like the statue of liberty

@Nature_Fairy3 4 ай бұрын

omg it does!

@ChuM00n_ 8 ай бұрын

I'm gonna start calling them Alalalah's now😊 1:43 Edit: Gary is my favorite character

@adammaislen699 Ай бұрын

4:43 That Cop Is Nice

@Kaury69 Жыл бұрын

It's hilarious to really call the wild life department xd

@rezmoon Жыл бұрын

lol

@Koilith Жыл бұрын

Among us

@Huf-rc1ws Жыл бұрын

He still committed crimes

@Call_Upon_YAH Жыл бұрын

@reptileplays567 Жыл бұрын

Branzy: I Must Follow Rules! MadTiger: *Breakes Into The “Shed” Uninvited.

@ancestry8301 Жыл бұрын

Amen

@apollothefirst 9 ай бұрын

4828 blocks from the coast is 3 miles, because 1 block is a meter. YOU BROKE THE LAW!

@christineroseteves2680 4 ай бұрын

13:51 PUBLIC INDECENCY!!! Cow has now been sentenced to 6 months in Cow Jail

@BruhBurginizerGD Жыл бұрын

That was the most craziest plot-twist story telling ever in my whole entire life.

@christyrajajayaseli6777 Жыл бұрын

17:51 mad tiger : "he's dashingly handsome" me : who? that pleb officer

@AnhTran-iw5zf Жыл бұрын

5:04 The villager:ima break and entering in here parole officer:that is normal -Anonymous

@RedpurrFox Жыл бұрын

"Oh he game me a book!" "It's a restraining order.." Had me crackling up. Anyone else got reminded of L'Manburg when he light it up?

@danielliszewski7453 Жыл бұрын

I lost my mind when he talked about public indecency- I started laughing the entire video lol

@ace_5813 Жыл бұрын

Branzy: I have become a good human being Also branzy: *proceeds to murder tons of people*

@liamanderson6318 Жыл бұрын

Ah come on only 3

@lissana1233 Жыл бұрын

4:21 is the funniest part ever

@cookiefrog 6 ай бұрын

Self-defence is actually legal, Branzy.

@SoloVisa Жыл бұрын

0:46 my guy actually did it

@rohansahai9629 Жыл бұрын

This is probably one of the best videos I've seen from anyone in a long while, keep it up! Possibly turn this to a series?

@Anonymous5246 Жыл бұрын

He already made series, like Lifesteal SMP

@jellysmith4350 Жыл бұрын

Bugela😸

@drpixelcat9408 3 ай бұрын

Branzy: gets a choppy down wood license. Also Branzy: goes boating without a boating license

@davebenette8672 4 ай бұрын

That ending was absolute gold XDD

@sonbu9815 Жыл бұрын

14:25 Pillagers are a "stranger danger".

@johnplays7600 Жыл бұрын

1:16 I actually did the math for this. 1 block is meant to be 3 feet in real life, so if I divide 3 miles by 3 feet, than I can determine that you would need to be 5280 blocks away from the coast to take from that shipwreck.

@khyrie- 6 ай бұрын

police lady: is that a serious question branzy: maybe

@Gojo_Backshots_Everyone 9 ай бұрын

Bro took "Cool guys don't walk away from explosions to a whole new level

@mcchickenn Жыл бұрын

The fact he survived 100 days in hardcore with no armor following laws is crazy

@heronhossain866 Жыл бұрын

He did wear armor at some point

@mcchickenn Жыл бұрын

@@heronhossain866 ik

@stephenbohm Жыл бұрын

Look at day 95 in the end review thing

@mcchickenn Жыл бұрын

@@stephenbohm bruh I said ik I watched the entire video

@koalathebest Жыл бұрын

That ending was an incredible yet highly expected plot twist. Keep up the good work Branzy!

@cosmiccc4464 Жыл бұрын

TECHNOBLADE IS SUFFERING IN THE UNDERWORLD WHILE HIS DAD CRIES BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS BETTER! 😂😂 . . .

@funkysoda Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 💀

@gabngaming8948 Жыл бұрын

@@cosmiccc4464 mans predicting his future

@koalathebest Жыл бұрын

@@funkysoda It's just a bot, not a real person.

@funkysoda Жыл бұрын

@@koalathebest ik bro

@notaduck477 9 ай бұрын

Branzy broke laws in minecraft, aka the laws of physics

@retept1104 9 ай бұрын

Do you think Branzy would make a shed from scratch, because he has all the permits?

@trub1c900 Жыл бұрын

9:50 Some kind of... MONSTER!

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

The ending has me cracking up, what a truly inspiring story!

@Huf-rc1ws Жыл бұрын

You do know he killed over 30 peaple in this right?

@Rockpicture1 Жыл бұрын

@@Huf-rc1ws What did you even type

@ZombieSazza Жыл бұрын

@@Huf-rc1ws sir, this is a Wendy’s.

@sabarathore5174 9 ай бұрын

Branzy: And can hold a BOAT load of treasure hehe Me: That pun right there is a crime. You failed at the start.

@TCKHeroVR 4 ай бұрын

“Stay away from me!” “I have cake!” “sToP saYiNG tHat!!!” The subtitles are hilarious😂

@projecttranslate3056 Жыл бұрын

So to break the cage, here's a solution: Use a creeper, because it isn't you...and it isn't a dead being or object...it's alive meaning the creeper did it.

@gioprox5207 Жыл бұрын

Actually, you would be taking advantage of a being who's intelligence is far below yours, tricking it into doing a little something called terrorism, leading to its immediate death. That may be illegal

@projecttranslate3056 Жыл бұрын

@@gioprox5207 Yeah, true... *but I'm a fucking criminal*

@monkington9615 Жыл бұрын

project doofus, the other person is right you gosh darn fucker

@bashamien2106 Жыл бұрын

if creepers existed irl then after some investigation from the police they could potentially find out it was u

@projecttranslate3056 Жыл бұрын

@@monkington9615 Ah yes, crime.

@gregsmith8977 Жыл бұрын

I love how when the "parole officer" shows up, he accidentally pulls out his sword briefly XD

@cinnamongachax 9 ай бұрын

I just realised that-

@Plotagon_Kid Жыл бұрын

2:02 but freeing inoccent people is allowed

@keyofpop Жыл бұрын

"I actually had one of these in high school" 🤣 This is the relatable content I crave.

@somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 Жыл бұрын

Breaking the allays out would be as simple as asking nicely, or sneakily breaking part of the cage, getting them out, and fixing it before anyone notices. Or just call the cops.