I Trained 10 Million Soldiers to CRUSH NATO

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8 ай бұрын

In hoi4 millennium dawn, I DESPISE NATO AND THE UNITED STATES. So I did what had to be done. I spent around 16 hours in game to get China based and fight the nato faction. Maybe my brain is completely rotted away and dead, but AT LEAST IT GETS VIEW SHEHEHAHHAHDHFKAFJ;DASFSADF;
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@tophatcat6424 8 ай бұрын

I love watching insane people play the funny map game

@holy_cheese_man 8 ай бұрын

i am the funny map game

@eivengo747 8 ай бұрын

Same

@MARKED_CAP 2 ай бұрын

@@holy_cheese_man can i play you

@arandomgamingchanel8291 2 ай бұрын

@@MARKED_CAP💀💀💀

@lzc3166 Ай бұрын

Funny map game? I call it colorful bricks simulator.

@ZebraUnite 8 ай бұрын

Bean finally realizes how the US military felt in the 70s “They’re reinforcing through Laos. You assholes!!!”

@user-pd7li7kk4v 3 ай бұрын

exactly

@Likeaworm 3 ай бұрын

Mfers

@yazovgang 8 ай бұрын

Meanbean you are a brave warrior now you have accomplished what was thought to be impossible you have won your crown

@alexlouresh-lobanov4011 4 ай бұрын

Literally the Great Trial

@gumastruhadlonaceruzky 8 ай бұрын

He actually uploaded 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@Bonker790 8 ай бұрын

Unbelievable!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@KraljNikola-fu2tu 8 ай бұрын

He merely escaped the psychiatry

@DruggiePlays 8 ай бұрын

House arrest 😂

@AME1776 8 ай бұрын

HE ESCAPED THE WARD! GAURDS MAN YOUR STATIONS

@yazovgang 8 ай бұрын

My favorite meanbean video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.htmlsi=5bqextUFVAzFHx9Z

@rinopro5556 8 ай бұрын

His social credits are gonna crash because of all the winnie the pooh jokes

@viltsu1366 8 ай бұрын

I can just see the nuclear rockets flying towards Meanbean's house after the Winnie the pooh joke

@sadwaifusweebpics 6 ай бұрын

"look at them bullying smaller nations!" *Immediately starts bullying smaller nations*

@ONI_002 7 ай бұрын

He IMMEDIATLY goes for the EXACT SAME, TERRIBLE strategy of artificially inflating the construction sector, that china used irl.

@fraserftwjodiegribben5056 8 ай бұрын

I love your channel man, it’s always fantastic to see a new upload from you, I also respect your absolute lack of concern for your mental health with these videos. They are hilarious.

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

Views > Mental Health. Thank you for supporting the cause

@sebastiansoosaar2519 5 ай бұрын

@@Meanbean_official I'm sorry that I have to say this, but you called the caucasus the balkans

@dingusdean1905 8 ай бұрын

You might want to check what division is being used for garrison in occupied states. IIRC the game automatically chooses the template with the least battalions in it, which usually means your elite divisions with all those expensive tanks and artillery and whatnot. If you make a shitty division of militia and change it to be the garrison template in the occupied territories tab, you might have a lot more equipment available.

@keviran4079 8 ай бұрын

awesome video, nice to see an up and coming hoi4 youtuber, just subbed 👍

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

Thank you for the ego boost sir 🙏🙏🙏

@chasemathis2016 7 ай бұрын

"Man, HOI4 diplomacy is so ass, you know that?" 3200 hours in the game and I couldn't agree more.

@cejic2199 8 ай бұрын

dude this has got to be the most dedicated HOI4 mod player ever. love ur content man

@Bluelampguy 8 ай бұрын

hey, great editing in this video. Glad to see you improve at making videos actively

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@anghoangphan3713 7 ай бұрын

as a Vietnamese i want to say that Vietnam using Laos as a road to win war is very historically accurate

@joshuascrivener2672 8 ай бұрын

Wow. Your editing is so much better than a lot of more popular KZfaqr's, your editing is funny, entertaining, and I wish I had the same editing skills as you, or your editor.

@simpli_histori 8 ай бұрын

Finally. Been waiting for this video

@nonautemrexchristus5637 8 ай бұрын

First time seeing this channel, absolutely amazing editing my friend. Love the video and I will be checking this channel again :)

@darklight4255 8 ай бұрын

Finally I've been waiting for this

@dyn9726 8 ай бұрын

MEANBEAN FARMING SOCIAL CREDIT. THANK YOU COMRADE MEAN BEAN.

@FEARTheLORD-7 8 ай бұрын

One of the best hoi4 KZfaqrs Fr keep posting

@pedronabais1456 6 ай бұрын

"i despise nato" - every dictator outside of nato

@jahinsadman1505 4 ай бұрын

more like every sane person from global south, east and even some from west that knows history and geopolitics

@TheGalaxyWings 3 ай бұрын

Also every dictator inside of nato lol

@HitachiTRQ-225 3 ай бұрын

Nato countries are just US satellite states, you’re a dictatorship too

@devceropeolearw5441 2 ай бұрын

How many dictators in nato?

@jahinsadman1505 2 ай бұрын

@@devceropeolearw5441 how many dictators armed and installed by NATO's head USA in countries that were trying to exercise sovereignty without west being able to exploit them?

@themadladss 8 ай бұрын

I think the thing with Millenium dawn is the recruitment mechanic, which basically says: who needs guns to recruit? just have a crap load of manpower, all will happen is you're divisions will be total crap as they are illequipted, yes that's a thing in millenium dawn, you can recruit FULLY without weapons, so like... you can have a CRAP load of people, but like 0 guns, and still be able to recruit, it makes little to no sense

@1Maklak 7 ай бұрын

The man in front takes the rifle. The man in the back follows and picks the rifle up when the first man dies.

@TheQuietKidAmerican 21 күн бұрын

the 100 armed people will act as soldiers while the 100k other people will act like Scavs from escape from china think of it as fortnite, they have to loot their way through

@fokkerside210 7 ай бұрын

37:47 “HEY SPAIN” Spanish units watching in horror as defendants of 125 dynasties attach them

@user-cd4bx6uq1y 8 ай бұрын

Very cool editing, I missed lot since I last checked probably. Ngl thought it would end after the Japanese invasion based on esrlier videos

@troubledhook5106 6 ай бұрын

My favorite part about this mod is the puppeting mechanics... I played Japan and pumped every single bit of my game play into puppeting all of Oceania, most Asia, and parts of the Middle East. Never shed a single ounce of blood for any of it. 😂😂😂

@marconi7007 7 күн бұрын

based

@andrewgreeb916 8 ай бұрын

Surprised turkey decided to fight the ultimate superpower twice and were able to combat the highest military budget ever conscieved, at least for a while

@_HollowBeing_ 8 ай бұрын

He is finally back 🙏 🙏 🙏

@motokuchoma 8 ай бұрын

8:52 Two systems is historical. One country, two systems is the official governing principle of the PRC in regards to Taiwan.

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

That's cringe

@andyfriederichsen Ай бұрын

@@Meanbean_official Especially cringy when you realize the Republic of China (Taiwan) is an independent country (and the legitimate government of China).

@apolakigamingandmore6376 2 ай бұрын

11:59 Bro, you're literally invading the most mountainous part of Taiwan, that's literally why China is having second thoughts on invading them, THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS A FORTRESS BECAUSE OF THE MOUNTAINS, you can't blame them, it's really hard...

@the4xgamer1 8 ай бұрын

Yay my favourite KZfaqr finally uploaded a video

@AdamA94 7 ай бұрын

Just stumbled upon this video. This dude is so fucking funny, definitely my new favourite HOI4 KZfaqr

@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 8 ай бұрын

Pure insanity. Love it.

@spaghettiisyummy.3623 8 ай бұрын

This is going to be wonderful!

@knighthunter1791 8 ай бұрын

As a Filipino, I'm laughing so much how we even put up a fight, much less how you were close to pulling your hair out😂

@Vinny44 8 ай бұрын

your videos make my day happy

@arthurkoschatko5058 8 ай бұрын

I like your editing style

@iuliili5263 8 ай бұрын

The pain goes on I see

@Gustav_Kuriga 8 ай бұрын

"Why is it always crashing?" Dude, you're playing Millenium Dawn. It's a miracle when it doesn't crash.

@martinrosenberger 7 ай бұрын

“If I want to steal more from my citizens” one of the basest quotes to refer to government taxes.

@Iceclipsrlul 8 ай бұрын

Next time you play as a major European nation (Excluding Russia) like Spain, Germany, France, Italy, ect, you should form the United States of Europe. It's so op that whenever I did that path and declared war on Russia, I was still in a net gain of 45 billion per week WHILE ON MAXIMUM HEALTHCARE, POLICE, AND EDUCATION SPENDING Edit: I forgot to mention it's pretty tedious and annoying to form the United States of Europe but it is SO worth it as basically nobody can stop you if you play your cards right

@Big_.Sunlandia 5 ай бұрын

me trying to think why Russia is excluded: *Russia not being part of NATO and my dumbass not remembering*

@investigadorscp-relatosref5705 8 ай бұрын

Remember, each video is one day less for you to play North Macedonia and Vatican city

@Robert-hy3vv 3 ай бұрын

real life chinese army experience

@REALSHAMROCKSAN 27 күн бұрын

Hello just discovered your channel is the avatar bearded dragon? IF so i very much approve

@TeleologicalConsistency 8 ай бұрын

The good news is at the rate things are going you might see this play out in real life soon.

@SonicBJD 6 ай бұрын

This video made me a subscriber. Great video dude. Does his voice when he prnounces "s" sound like nihmune VT pronounceing "s" to you guys?

@engreem9281 7 ай бұрын

The editing's great

@karbitgameing6921 8 ай бұрын

This is mean beans upload to hold us over until he gets put back into the mental hospital

@gamingwithjj6151 8 ай бұрын

"I dont know what changed why cant I beat them now" as he attacks into a mountain tile with tanks

@JustaRegularPal 5 күн бұрын

Turkey protecting his frenemy at the end like a bro.

@iskmati 8 ай бұрын

Crazy modern day guy came back

@philippstetter5611 8 ай бұрын

Sometimes i wonder if youve ever enjoyed any Millenium Dawn game ever

@Jordandor99 8 ай бұрын

why not?

@kohakuteam8881 3 ай бұрын

View: "You conquer the world but what is the price?" Chanel: "My sleep!!!"

@gamingturtle8708 8 ай бұрын

This man is mentally unstable and I love every second

@creekchub9714 7 ай бұрын

suddenly getting so many hoi4 videos in recommended but im not opposed

@stc2828 4 ай бұрын

Pretty sure if China actually spend a 3 trillion budget they would actually able to field 10M troops😂

@bobedgley7254 8 ай бұрын

For algorithm so your mental is not wasted. Good video.

@TheGrayKnight. Ай бұрын

“We speak bing chilling here in Tokyo” is crazy

@SanesytpAnimation 8 ай бұрын

those image and animations are so goofy. i love it and i subscribe for more of these 👍

@someguy9293 8 ай бұрын

China: WE WILL CRUSH AMERICA! *5 days later* China: Wow, that escalated quickly.

@Swagmaster07 8 ай бұрын

No arms against tyranny? :No bitches meme:

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

I guess the by balls alone dlc is old news

@liamsouthwick8048 21 күн бұрын

Compilation of meanbean raging and losing his mind

@andyfriederichsen Ай бұрын

This is either "Throwing Waves of Humans at the Enemy: The Video Game" or "Destroying The World Simulator". Probably both.

@justine6640 6 ай бұрын

Poohxi jinping jumping 0:41 broke me HAHAHHAHA

@Profgill596 8 ай бұрын

I know with the DLC that came out that they changed the combat widith on a lot of tiles so that might've had something to do with your army sucking so hard. Then again idk if you recorded this before or after the DLC came out so there's that.

@Mikoleseuyy69 8 ай бұрын

Oh my got! He finally uploaded

@Pearly31034 7 ай бұрын

trying use this channel with only audio is funny asf xD

@SpongebobEnjoyer57 2 ай бұрын

Now that I thought of it, you became the same thing you swore to destroy

@xxbeastmode-sh3iv 8 ай бұрын

Every upload we get vloser to lichtenstein to Holy Roman Empire

@UnusualDomenic Ай бұрын

when i looked up at my computer, i felt sadness.. beacuse i thought the video was going to end soon.. BUT when i moved my mouse over the video it tells me, i got 30 minutes left. pog bois we found a banger

@GoofusPlays 8 ай бұрын

Can you do a video playing as Iran? They have one of the besy focus trees and a lot of opportunities

@aaronmachendagose6997 8 ай бұрын

You missed a few important features like the importance of satellites and spies would have helped alot more

@OMC_Escher 8 ай бұрын

Meanbean has more social credit than anyone at his school

@juanmanuelfariasmarroncell2514 8 ай бұрын

There should be a redux of this mod, with silly paths like reclaiming China as Taiwan, a second Russian Civil War, that type of crazy shit. It would be one of the best hoi4 mods

@Redhead-pf8le 8 ай бұрын

Novum Vexullium is right up your alley then It's Millenium Dawn but without the pesky Economy stuff and more fun focus trees like USA turning communist or Second Russian Civil War Taiwan also has a focus tree too

@juanmanuelfariasmarroncell2514 8 ай бұрын

@@Redhead-pf8le I should try that mod out!!!

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

You fool, that would crash every godamn week

@LuxembourgYay 8 ай бұрын

@@Redhead-pf8le omg ill try it :D

@Redhead-pf8le 8 ай бұрын

@@Meanbean_official I'm sorry to say that but Skill Issue

@MATA-mz1db 8 ай бұрын

Welcome back daddy❤

@jts3853 8 ай бұрын

I love China. I love Mao. Long live the CCP. Thank you comrade Meanbean.

@_Its_Ya_Boy 8 ай бұрын

I love the Soviet Union. I love Lenin. Long live the USSR. Thank you comrade Meanbean. You’re just a discount plastic version of us.

@el_perro_feliz6647 8 ай бұрын

I love the Democratic People's Republic of Korea 🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵. I love the Worker's Party. I love Kim Jong Un. Thank you comrade Meanbean.

@_Its_Ya_Boy 8 ай бұрын

@@el_perro_feliz6647 Comrade -you starve your people even more than us

@FelidaeEnjoyer 8 ай бұрын

Wink sensually if you're being kidnapped

@jts3853 8 ай бұрын

@@FelidaeEnjoyer🇨🇳🇨🇳🤐🤐

@thesuppresor Ай бұрын

"that was worth the suffering" shoulda been changed to "this was not worth the suffering" to really be canon to the real world lmao

@zergmonkey6655 8 ай бұрын

this truly is a china number 1 moment

@michelzollinger7742 8 ай бұрын

Meanbean will be the biggest hoi4 youtuber in no time

@saarlan6455 3 ай бұрын

I am absolutely garbage at hoi4 but something i loved is just forcing weird situations in this mod like italy trying to rebuild the roman empire, russia reforming the soviet union or germany doing a man in the high castle.

@Hervalen 8 ай бұрын

Love watching people go insane over hoi4

@FA-18_Superhornet 2 ай бұрын

yesterday I was playing china and casually discovered they have the capacity for 1100 military factories

@dabourashed 4 ай бұрын

27:50 With all the chaos in this mod, this part was actually realistic

@user-oi8ee9qf7z 8 ай бұрын

*tag country* *secretly deletes units* "dud when did tthis happen🤔"

@empdisaster10 Ай бұрын

Poland death stacking and making it impossible to invade them is honestly pretty accurate to modern polish military policy ngl. Poland has been invaded so much they just have had enough and are itching to be the ones to win finally

@UserStillLoading 8 ай бұрын

HES BACK

@mappingshaman5280 8 ай бұрын

What combat width are you using? Because it neees to be higher than vamilla

@Meanbean_official 8 ай бұрын

man if only i remembered

@yuomonkey 3 ай бұрын

multiplayer would be mad fun ngl

@Etzellll 8 ай бұрын

BEAUTIFUL

@winnerwannabe9868 4 ай бұрын

*the secret service would like to know your location*

@THE_ONLY_REAL_WAFFLE 8 ай бұрын

My god, he actually exist. And isn't just an imaginary construct!

@calebandcohengaming9851 7 ай бұрын

They should add obesity to the mod there goes 40% of america's military capability

@el-gamer2773 8 ай бұрын

5:44 He knows that this video will blow up

@whatsup8583 8 ай бұрын

As China, in earlier gameplay, u should tax 50% in population sector and tax less for corporations. And just build cubs and later office. Now I got good economy

@azsxw2 Ай бұрын

"The United States may have single handedly ruined my mental health." US too, us too.

@Luka_Al 8 ай бұрын

when i heard he has beef with nato i instantly subscribed

@Zeguyez 7 ай бұрын

Bro I swear if you play rally Congo democracy you would cry

@JustaRegularPal 5 күн бұрын

Turkey was the only one who could hold of a bit

@fredjackson8408 2 ай бұрын

Bro is socialcredmaxxing

@Malhaheifnrifbwkmq 6 ай бұрын

Why did none of the nations you attacked join a faction even when you had created that much world tension? Did you disable it? Also why didn’t the USA economy not grow at all did you turn of the ability for them to build civs and mils?