Jokes on you DF I'm watching this voluntarily

"we are gonna add another tooth on the shaft, which is something I didn't think I would say today..." This kind of commentary is why nobody tricked me into watching DF break fake rocks for 18mins.

“We love you DangerouslyFunny” we all say in unison

You're not tricking anyone, you could literally just say "watch me crush rocks" and we'd still be here.

Perhaps we tricked you into crushing rocks for no reason.

Literally played this just yesterday, then got it jacked up to the point of it crashing the app. Just a forewarning to anybody looking to pop in on it- don’t upgrade the spin rate too much.

I tend to play these clicker games myself while watching DF play it

I crushed 625,634,553,535 rocks for no reason I made $723,564,927,374,573,283 crushing rocks $1 sawblade vs $999,999,999,999,999 sawblade

I mean saying you tricked me implies i had something better to watch over someone breaking down stone lmao

It's funny to see DF max out Power and making absolutely zero difference to how fast the rocks break. I haven't played the game but I'll bet my firstborn on that speed is the main factor in how fast it grinds, and you only need enough power to prevent the machine from grinding to a halt.

it's addicting to just watch df destroy his computer

Seeing both you and Intern playing this game makes me happy

Title isn’t clickbait this time, I’m proud man.

not a million yet but i will watch this number go up with great interest

Happy to be part of that million

I played this and once I upgaded the power to like 20 Q, the entire game broke down, rightside visuals broke down, upon reload the two crushers were stacked up, and no more ore spawned, and the label didn't show the power number anymore

It's good to see you recognized the gravity of the situation!

“Sit back relax and let the chaos ensue” famous words of df

“Cuz everybody loves Cole” aww thank you

Am I the only one who got annoyed that he didn't spend the all of his money at the and to Ore Quality upgrade? That was only like 50k..

Hi DF I love watching you crush rocks.

DF plays on crazy games

Nice voice and calming music in the background truly a great KZfaqr

I'll be waiting for all those promised videos a hundred years later

Df your content makes me sleep, im writing this IN THE MORNING

I love how the “small” spikes are about 6 times a normal adults height

Speed mining with nukes. It's entertaining to watch.

This better get 3 at least 3m views 2m for the voluntary subscribers and 1m for the tricked viewers

Happy Monday!

Always a reliable source of entertainment

Df we are watching this voluntarily The only won your tricking is yourself❤

I’m dying cuz his lowercase voice

They say Fort Leavenworth is the only place in the USA where people make big rocks into little rocks all day.... But, here we are. 😄

Title should have been “I tricked over 1 million into watching me crush rocks”

Im happy to be tricked like this!

you should do another video on this game

Went so fast the visual went back to normal lmao

Here before 1 Million Gang

When you come back to this please compare the gears and see if your computer can even handle those speeds

Best relaxation after work!!

Thank you for doing this. I watched someone else play this... but I couldnt stand their commentary, I was thinking that it would be good if you did... So again Thank you.

more like 2,000,000 now DF

Dangerously Funny: haha I have tricked you His audience: Jokes on you I'm into that shit.

Tricked!?!? Jokes on you I watched this while sleeping

I played this game for like 20 minutes my megawatts were so powerful my saws evaporated i was also on 1:1 gear ratio

I'm sad he didn't crank the gearbox down to 1:1 at the end, just to see what all that speed would do.

DF. I hope you read this, when you're 60 years old I want to see you play this game, and all that time you had a computer running the game

really really wanted him to turn the coefficient back down to 1:1 near the end.

DF should take a look at realm grinder

You can't trick me into watching this as I clicked on this and watched it all by choice.

cant wait for df to find out kindergarten 3 is coming out

Bros playing crazy games 💀

you know a clicker idle auto game idea where you cant use auto clicker to win would be this game basic concept but instead of clicking to turn the gears faster you click to drop the rocks to feed the gears if you drop too many fast clicking at low power or auto clicker period it overfills and clogs the gears and locks the mechanism needing a reset to clear it so you pay to both increase the gear power via the strength of the gear ie material and the torque plus you upgrade how fast a rock falls by itself (idle play which can turn on and off if your clicking to not overload and it only upgrades to the max the current set can handle thus cant break itself also obviously upgrade what kind of rocks fall to grind down better materials maybe expanding on the idea dropping the rocks aspect of the clicker side is pickaxe mining so you upgrade the pick hammer ( jackhammer, drill, bombs, rock deleting laser etc) and the mining area to get better stuff obviously upgrade of someone else weakly lazily doing it or a slow robot that you upgrade for idle auto expanding on reset when blocked is if the machine overfills and blocks and full locks up it explodes breaking the mine and ending the game rip someone make a game lol

Broke the game so bad he even got rock bits stuck behind the UI

You better continue this lol

Watching him not level speed is making me go insane💀

There is dinner thing you can do with rocks ;) cocaine rocks that is hehe

Petition for df to play fable

But DF has 2,56 milion subs... Then he tricked 2,56 milion people...

the kidnapper said he'd release me if you played rungore

Damm i miss this

3.21 JIGAWATTS!

i remember playing these games and crushing 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 dollars 💰

Dang it I fell for it

So far, so good

could you do more box world it was really funny

I feel sorry for those suckers that got tricked into watching crushing rocks . . . Wait a minute

Bro like "im just gonna kill the game"

warning this will be a long comment for DF and readers: I actually played this game before watching this video and if you get the gear ratio to level 3 and at that level around 60-100 then scale it back to a 1:1 ratio it breaks the game. Not that long after all

hmm seems like at this time it was only 290k ppl DF. XD

I loved this game. But I broke it by buying too much power. You'll get to the point where it just says power instead of how much, and I could buy it, so I did and forever broke it 😢

Quintillion- capital Q, S*xtillion- capital S, long n short played a lot of clicker heros and miners haven XD

If only the mobile version of this was as interesting

“I tricked a mullion people into watching me crush rocks” the video with less then 100k views

lol i broke this game, i raised the power so high it broke the game, the math is not as high as most other games

Title is a lie until this hits 1m views and I am here to mark this fact

We subscribe for the in app purchases! You're living the dream; one ridiculous 99.99$ purchase at a time.

At this point the grinders are spinning so fast they look like they're spinning slowly and they kind of look like they're spinning backwards 16:08

It's like watching a lava lamp

Oh I played this yesterday

In Czechia we actually have an old meme about a "boy, who came to play with rocks." So the Joke's on you, I'm watching this and getting a meme value. 😂

on this game i glitched it to make every single rock a crystal(no idea how it happened) so now im like maxed out

I hope this doesnt sound bad but he sounds like Caboose from Red Vs. Blue

Hey Df will you ever do more stardew valley vids man? I really like those and you should do a normal playthrew

Damn it he got me again

Sooo mad .. he COMPLETELY IGNORED... ORE QUALITY... that was the answer you needed

No u dint trick me in to watching..... wait a goddamn minute

Jokes on you dangerously funny only 57,301 people have watched you crushing rocks!

i just got tricked into watching a guy crush rocks for 18 minutes

Oh man I wish I knew your wife's response to another tooth on the shaft 😆😆😆

waiting for the other 990k people to watch this

Is this what Clint from Stardew Valley does?

Hahaha who would fall for such a trick 😂

I will gladly be one of the million

Wow!

i was literally playing this an hour ago.

love that it says rmp and not rpm, rotatios mer pinute

Great title. Probably going to become true in a couple of hours.

How the hell did I get tricked into watching the whole video

are the one million people in the room with us right now?