I tried speedrunning Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and used deplorable strategies to go fast
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3 жыл бұрынTotally Accurate Battle Simulator, or TABS, is one of the games where you wonder, how can you speedrun this? Well the answer is by using tactics that would make anyone ashamed, but hey that's speedrunning
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Watch the world record run here: • Speed running Totally ...
My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
#EazySpeezy #TABS #Speedrun
@ruhaanchawla2724 3 жыл бұрын
‘ I wonder if you can get 2 Thor’s in Greek mythology’ you had one job easy
@Stryker14k 3 жыл бұрын
Just heard him say that and came to check the comments to see if someone else already pointed it out
@pokeking938 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stryker14k same
@deacondupre4770 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Jacob-zm1cu 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't believe that's what he said
@nikolasaaman 3 жыл бұрын
He also calls Valkyries "Mythological beasts"
@brettkane9175 3 жыл бұрын
I think you'd have a hard time even getting one Thor in *Greek* mythology, Speezy.
@jamesverone1244 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was hoping someone else noticed he said that. I was like uh no
@diegoxavier9107 3 жыл бұрын
@Ravin Raptor Did you mean Pax Deorum? Because aurum means gold in Latin. Also, pax is peace
@iantaakalla8180 3 жыл бұрын
The peace of the gold
@diegoxavier9107 3 жыл бұрын
@@iantaakalla8180 Not even, because aurum isn't genitive
@diegoxavier9107 3 жыл бұрын
@Ravin Raptor Kinda figured
@oscarearhart5085 3 жыл бұрын
Speezy's backround makes me imagine he's playing on a computer in a public library
@jj02mc27 3 жыл бұрын
For 800k, Easy needs to speedrun Wii Sports in its entirety with the Wiimote and the Wii Nunchuk while simultaneously eating an entire casserole dish of his editor's crab casserole
@androk. 3 жыл бұрын
Why does it look like he’s in a public library?
@chernobylsurvivor2398 3 жыл бұрын
I think he might actually be in one due to those lights
@kiryu4708 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you to your library to see some guy live steaming himself speedrun tabs
@wolphix7282 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing. Which would be quite a feat considering I’ve never been able to successfully operate a library computer.
@MaxRijck 3 жыл бұрын
@@kiryu4708 Ahhahahah
@abolfazl8264 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a book from the libray and hearing "who doesnt like murder?"
@chucklenutsbutbetter1871 3 жыл бұрын
My man speedrunning in a public library.
@anya8356 3 жыл бұрын
we all did 🤣
@HundredsGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it was the silent library
@grease92 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@m0wfue-343 3 жыл бұрын
@@HundredsGaming it obv wasn’t
@Walter-The-Cat 3 жыл бұрын
@@m0wfue-343 it obv was a joke
@imrlyunoriginal 3 жыл бұрын
7:46 "Dragon can deal with those people" Dragon: *is being murdered*
@elcatrinc1996 3 жыл бұрын
Massiva army: Why do we hear boss music? Dragon: CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH
@AWildRaito 3 жыл бұрын
"Peasants may seem bad, but they just overwhelm the enemy." The French in 1789: no cap.
@bad1073 3 жыл бұрын
Russia be like
@charm359 3 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere lol
@Sumirevins 3 жыл бұрын
*TO THE GULATONE*
@ADAJ342 3 жыл бұрын
Rusian military strategy in a nutshell
@davidelliott2501 3 жыл бұрын
7:23 Faze peasant
@mrmcmuffin5375 3 жыл бұрын
I like how chilled he is the whole time even tho he’s in the middle of a speed run
@eiphix. 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like he would stream a speed run while the world was ending
@stickmation6651 3 жыл бұрын
@@eiphix. He will speedrun the most zombies killed in a apocalypse
@eiphix. 3 жыл бұрын
@@stickmation6651 ong he would-
@stormflamewing3642 3 жыл бұрын
He has to be chill look at his background he's in a library
@bruh.5620 3 жыл бұрын
not all speedruns have to be hard.
@somerandomguy-0_0- 3 жыл бұрын
1:41 PINEAPPLE there, are you happy?
@artalogue 3 жыл бұрын
15:53 look at the chat losing its mind after he sead the name of sus sus amogus game
@CLUBMASTER28 3 жыл бұрын
-Theres secret units you can find on maps -In medieval 1 and spooky 1 , stay close to the hidden door to unlock evil and good fantasy campaigns and maps -
@halloweenlover1031 3 жыл бұрын
THAT MOMENT WHEN -
@ordinarythings2253 3 жыл бұрын
@@halloweenlover1031 m.
@voxsq 3 жыл бұрын
@@ordinarythings2253 sus
@dylanauntiecrafters3278 3 жыл бұрын
He isn’t allowed to use them in the speedrun
@tryx-i1426 3 жыл бұрын
@@dylanauntiecrafters3278 He is, He just forgot to get them, how do I know that? I was watching the practice stream and the video he was watching used bomb on a stick a secret unit, and I am pretty sure I saw in this video the artemis bow in the lighthouse, the Executioner axe on the tree stump very clearly and more
@ohlookaflower.5961 3 жыл бұрын
I have such a hard time linking his face to his voice.
@Kaitri 3 жыл бұрын
For me its like assassins creed valhalla the main male characters voice doesnt fit at all for me.
@StarshadowMelody 3 жыл бұрын
he looks like obi wan
@ontopofspaghetti___507 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@SamsungSmartWasher 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like 20 yr old black haired thin nerd without facial hair but he looks like viking.
@whiteshitwteeth 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mino1470 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 Thor is officially greek mythology
@gregothy9190 3 жыл бұрын
It was so funny watching chat freak out when he called Thor greek
@mee091000 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't read not a single comment in it either lol. This guy
@thewoolooherder5918 3 жыл бұрын
“People in the trees” *Fortunate Sun Intensifies*
@rhettwalker2236 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah we are very fortunate that our sun is in its prime and isn't to hot or cold
@thebus3181 3 жыл бұрын
I guess this song does fit the description
@squarg1386 3 жыл бұрын
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
@christianberry3031 3 жыл бұрын
Pokemon!!!
@electrikal_shok588 3 жыл бұрын
*Sun*
@rabobingayan9758 3 жыл бұрын
4:33 a yes, thor in greek mythology
@yaboicosmiccrussader3265 3 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest, thor would probably wreck shit up in the greek mythos...
@rabobingayan9758 3 жыл бұрын
@@yaboicosmiccrussader3265 depends which thor but sure
@noahmcd3134 3 жыл бұрын
@@rabobingayan9758 the thor from norse mythos? What other thor, the one from the movies?!?! Lmaoo
@moonlord86 3 жыл бұрын
This man is speed running in your school library
@grizzfan12 3 жыл бұрын
i feel a sense of massive respect for this man
@AWildRaito 3 жыл бұрын
I'ma be brutally honest. This is my first time seeing Speezy with his facecam on and he looks a lot like Philip Saymour Hoffman but with 60% more gamer.
@maddox9001 3 жыл бұрын
oh hes that one comedian right? who always jokes he looks like jim gaffigan. hahaha
@AWildRaito 3 жыл бұрын
@@maddox9001 No he's an actor... He died in 2014 sadly.
@maddox9001 3 жыл бұрын
@@AWildRaito it's a joke. jim gaffigan always jokes about how he looks like him. sheeeeeeesh
@AWildRaito 3 жыл бұрын
@@maddox9001 who tf is jim gaffigan
@coolraygaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@AWildRaitojim ghaffigan’s jokes about looking like him made me laugh everytime.
@-Dr.Plague- 3 жыл бұрын
This speedrun teaches us that all of life’s problems can be solved with dragons
@allingquilatonestacion4353 3 жыл бұрын
Mostly :/ Dragons won't teach me how to do my taxes... only how to burn em'. .....yay for arson.
@SunilNmb 3 жыл бұрын
@@allingquilatonestacion4353 neither do schools.
@allingquilatonestacion4353 3 жыл бұрын
@@SunilNmb nah nah nah, mate That's college XD Middle school and high school is for life lessons like heart break and mental illnesses While kindergarten is for puppy love and the beginning of the end Basically the education system is flawed and dragons need to burn em'
@butterstik 3 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to read all of the books in wings of fire
@jameschadwick2218 3 жыл бұрын
True words have never been spoken
@mrjacktrangaming4788 3 жыл бұрын
10:18 Oh the hawacha things were changed. They used to kill themselves when they went out of arrows.
@SaltedToaster 3 жыл бұрын
15:18 Luchoiscute: this isn't going on youtube EazySpeezy: *say that again*
@Icysnowman256 3 жыл бұрын
4:34 “I don’t know if it really work out in *GREEK* mythology that you can have two *THORS* ”...Speezy, you are a magnificent speedrunner, but please don’t ever become an anthropologist ;P
@vicioussatire482 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Thor who's apart of Greek mythology along with Hourras, shiva, Jesus and Amaterasu
@jesusmendoza297 3 жыл бұрын
“This is a battle of two drunk people against a person with a sword”
@koboldparty4708 3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, the squires' drunk too.
@waavycookie7243 3 жыл бұрын
Irish independence in a nutshell
@tristonmurdock4586 3 жыл бұрын
*Midwest intensifies*
@lordfawful2329 3 жыл бұрын
"Speedrunning at its greatest." Well, it's better than MR. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine.
@Jessica-vf2fb 3 жыл бұрын
Hello 🙃
@user-pi8pd9wc5y 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for editing it and making it shorter like that. Really well done!
@gillongname 3 жыл бұрын
Play more of this game, it has everything you want to see in a speedrun, mass murder and dragons!
@samanthapeyton2753 3 жыл бұрын
Home boy looks like he records in a library
@yeyo1019 3 жыл бұрын
Spezy speedruns at all times, he knows that getting to his house wastes too much time, so he just started to stream at the closest library
@DROX101 3 жыл бұрын
Why is he doin a speedrun in the highschool library?!
@VacantSpirit 3 жыл бұрын
because they're abandoned
@Sumirevins 3 жыл бұрын
Because it's his study not Library lmao
@MDPI 3 жыл бұрын
God the confidence that radiates off of him.... I love those vids keep up the amazing work!!
@drumkommandr9779 3 жыл бұрын
@5:33 true in any context "i have literal dragons... it's not gonna work out for you"
@Astaroth73 3 жыл бұрын
"what you'd supposed to do when you're teaming up with thor" -Hawkeye 2021
@O.z.z.y 3 жыл бұрын
It looks like he’s recording in a collage library lol
@mrmo4569 3 жыл бұрын
Because he owns a bookshelf?
@derp_samurai6933 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmo4569 No, it just looks like he's in a library. The lights and open space, as well as the bookshelf.
@AnglosArentHuman 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrmo4569 I see someone's never been to a library
@ultraeon 3 жыл бұрын
It might be a green screen background or something
@GaminGabe9000 3 жыл бұрын
1:51 Mmmm yes CHOKEHOLD
@evanisdailytophoney 3 жыл бұрын
6:12 dude in twitch chat: I eat glue... same bro
@nicksunglasses 3 жыл бұрын
The most historically accurate game in the world. One time in a textbook I saw that thor killed some hay bail people with a Chinese dragon.
@Name-ru1kt 2 жыл бұрын
People in valhanna can kill them. they literal trained with them And zues is a god…
@Name-ru1kt 2 жыл бұрын
I mean not easily and normally you died trying but still could
@Name-ru1kt 2 жыл бұрын
Also to clarify about the Valkyrie thing Valkyries carry you back to valhanna after your first death if you died while in combat. Which is why they have wings and are also the carekeepers of valhana
@bilbobeutelin3262 3 жыл бұрын
He released a new video: calm Its 1 am in germany: panic Its the First day of the vacation: calm
@Zocki1909 3 жыл бұрын
Oh ja, dass ist das Leben!
@der_saftmon 3 жыл бұрын
I feel you. I live in Germany as well
@beatawitt857 3 жыл бұрын
But when you realize that you was dreaming about vacation: panic
@Otamie 3 жыл бұрын
I miss where you look up where your time fits on the leader boards! I would love to see those again!
@chrain9884 3 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this
@NoscoperSans 3 жыл бұрын
2am me: hmm why shouldn't I watch new EazySpeezy video instead of sleeping? sounds good
@thebus3181 3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in better time zone
@NoscoperSans 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebus3181 lucky or not every timezone is good in some situations
@Ryan-xh7pe 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoscoperSans all of them but yours
@Cosmic_Crustacean 3 жыл бұрын
The only question I have is why does it look like you're recording this inside of a library
@p3mikka709 3 жыл бұрын
I definitely want more of this !!
@carrott36 2 жыл бұрын
I love how both EazySpeezy and Dragoon said that Thor was in Greek mythology not Norse mythology
@maxthecanadian5439 3 жыл бұрын
0:17 “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”
@midquox9474 3 жыл бұрын
A CactusMcCoy speedrun would make me extremely happy
@guy4969 2 жыл бұрын
10:06 I would have never expected to see Eazy participate in poaching.
@pretzelman945 3 жыл бұрын
Here is a sight I thought id never see Eazy with facecam Love ur vids Plz speedrun chess lol
@mikestion4629 3 жыл бұрын
Local Drunken Midget Keeps Soldier of War In A Chokehold
@apersonwhoenjoysskyrim3110 3 жыл бұрын
Florida mane be like:
@randominternetuser4300 3 жыл бұрын
Speedrun through completing the mission
@thebus3181 3 жыл бұрын
Every game?
@zaferkaraagac9361 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebus3181 waifu hunter 2021 Pls
@isdisgudnam 3 жыл бұрын
The would be a very long speedrun.
@randominternetuser4300 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebus3181 just completing the mission
@waterfox2492 3 жыл бұрын
0:43 chat : "YT NEVER SEES US" Also me : "... hi twitch chat"
@TheGamingScientist27 3 жыл бұрын
Me: Watches EazySpeezy’s new tabs video to look at some of the new content in the 1.0 update EazySpeezy: Doesn’t mention the update once nor have the campaigns unlocked
@Kaitri 3 жыл бұрын
Your upload rate is insanely high especially for what you do. Respect
@cauabarbosacairrao370 3 жыл бұрын
He's speedrunning getting to 1 million subs
@that_one_duck9117 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, he just speedruns editing
@magnusamann6806 3 жыл бұрын
Great speedrun, I would love to see the other campains as well!
@matinreindeer9085 3 жыл бұрын
8:15 the good old peasant rush by Capitan Sauce.
@Jaden-lh8yg 3 жыл бұрын
best collab ever Eazy and rae go around and kill people in TABS
@JohnKazuma248 3 жыл бұрын
Get this guy 1 mil, he deserves it
@rua5910 3 жыл бұрын
WE DID IT
@person3759 3 жыл бұрын
Tabs speedrun just wow
@isdisgudnam 3 жыл бұрын
He literally speedran life, why are you surprised
@jesusmendoza297 3 жыл бұрын
@@isdisgudnam he speedran war
@emanimations4129 3 жыл бұрын
1:12 words of a serial killer
@buzzsawwyrm1595 Жыл бұрын
"I don't know if it works out in *Greek* mythology where you can have 2 *Thors*" your knowledge about ancient mythologies is amazing eazy speezy
@mushiepj0 3 жыл бұрын
You should speed run Vader immortal on vr. That would be sick
@darthrevan4485 3 жыл бұрын
YES PLZ
@umbragon2814 3 жыл бұрын
But Vader Immortal isn't really a game, since you can't lose and can mostly just walk, and speedruns work best for games that aren't story heavy
@AstralShot 3 жыл бұрын
@@umbragon2814 you can lose
@lordhulk2004 3 жыл бұрын
Eazy: "Thor is Greek" the Norse Pantheon: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
@tomlenid699 3 жыл бұрын
He's in both of them
@lordhulk2004 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomlenid699 no he isn't thor is norse Zeus is greek
@michaelhayes8989 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomlenid699 no bud
@mee091000 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomlenid699 Lmao kid stop
@samflameking 3 жыл бұрын
1:19 "do you like henti" XD
@GrayAlchemyst 3 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this speedrun!
@Saltier 3 жыл бұрын
Easy: burning people in the trees 'Nam vets: "hey, I've seen this one before!"
@micahfoster7717 3 жыл бұрын
This man may be the only one capable of surviving a Geometry Dash speed run
@dhisanamincheri4830 3 жыл бұрын
Oh lmao
@RezaXGWB 3 жыл бұрын
I like how eazy's setup makes him look like he's in library
@monkeytheman7424 3 жыл бұрын
I know right!
@Derpamerp 3 жыл бұрын
me thinking of all the captainsauce nicknames for maps and units: its not a drunk and a mammoth, its a hobbit and snuffy. and im pretty sure the wild west is called the wobbly west when you look at the map, witch is based off of the name "wobbly horse" the nickname captainsauce gave to the horse unit. and so much more
@JimBean175 3 жыл бұрын
For your 1,000,000 subscriber special, you should speedrun a game like wordscapes.
@rogg0224 3 жыл бұрын
Heck no
@justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 3 жыл бұрын
I see his face for very first time. He kinda looks like you dipped PewDiePie in a curry barrel.
@Ragazaloth 3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@RaynmanPlays 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know if you can have 2 Thors in Greek mythology." -Speezy, 2021
@trevorbrooks7816 3 жыл бұрын
Him: Can you have 2 Thors in greek mythology? Zeus: Am i nothing to you?
@PotatoLord983 3 жыл бұрын
totally accurate battle speedrunner
@srflipp_ 3 жыл бұрын
Speedy don't wanna speedrun Bad ice cream cause he don't wanna lose his sanity
@justehcupcake 3 жыл бұрын
I’d love to see more
@crazyfriend50 3 жыл бұрын
"Who doesnt enjoy murder" Eazy might need to take a break
@EgeQaqd 3 жыл бұрын
Where is my water?-cranky pls ^^
@juliewinchester1488 3 жыл бұрын
Is he in a library...? Is that a green screen background or does his room actually look like that?
@VacantSpirit 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@soulmusic444 3 жыл бұрын
These are some of the best runs you do
@alexrecrem9094 2 жыл бұрын
I'm no pro speed runner, but I've found in some levels, using barrel rollers can speed it up a lot. Especially on bridge levels where the enemy is funneled or levels where the enemy is in one big group, just make sure the rollers are spaced out enough that they don't blow eachother up
@sand2603 3 жыл бұрын
I just like it how one of the chat said 'Hi future me!'
@SophiaAstatine 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer the guy who called anime out for being cringe.
@fathomski 3 жыл бұрын
*Talking about how Thor is in Greek mythology*. Me: THOR’S NORSE
@tyr901 3 жыл бұрын
Eazy can you speed run pogostuck / jump king please ? Thank you ! Love your speedrun content btw
@Mad-Cat-In-A-Hat 2 жыл бұрын
I think that "Deadeye" from the "Wild West" Faction is better than the musketeers, because she also uses the same gun, but with faster reload, and she locks on to her target, so if you wanna redo that speedrun again, you can(but i doubt that you'll do it again cause those googly eyed units are hard to control)
@blandpotato545 3 жыл бұрын
Eazy: what did you do? Squire: I went for the head
@mr.sandman2442 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know how it works out in greek mythology that there are 2 Thors” NO THOR IS NORSE MYTHOLOGY!!!!
@sheajohnson9817 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't know if it works out in Greek mythology to have 2 Thors" -Eazyspeezy 2021
@MeanBeanComedy 3 жыл бұрын
"I wonder how it works out in Greek Mythology, if you can have two Thors. Probably not." Technically true!
@knight764 3 жыл бұрын
Any OGs remember when hwatcha was a one use, or when chicken man wasn’t playable?
@cauabarbosacairrao370 3 жыл бұрын
Chicken man was never playable
@StrabbyStrabby 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like I've missed a day Ten!! Ten days of asking for sushi cat uwu
@minorantagonist7090 3 жыл бұрын
More TABS? Yes please
@thelytz9806 3 жыл бұрын
4:36 of course Thor the legendary "Greek" god 😂
@politicallyunhinged 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl I got kinda triggered when he said thor is from greek mythology and not Norse
@cauabarbosacairrao370 3 жыл бұрын
Like zeus is from chinese mythology
@SaucyRamenBoy 3 жыл бұрын
"What are you supposed to do when youre teaming up with thor" *Go for the head*
@TheRandomizerYT 3 жыл бұрын
Use Ballista - Cheerleader combo when possible for super quick and super cool gameplay.
@xpraapuscasss2472 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 it will be the same thing as having 2 jesus in greek mythology
@wasabi0929 3 жыл бұрын
Only 12 seconds ago damn earlier than my little brother being born on 3/31/10 being due on 4/1/10
@j.p3447 3 жыл бұрын
😐
@thebus3181 3 жыл бұрын
@R3dieye 3 жыл бұрын
@@thebus3181 how
@isdisgudnam 3 жыл бұрын
😐
@enderkatze6129 3 жыл бұрын
You know, I feel Like there's alot of unnecesarrily complex tactics Here where you could vastly simplify the Combat
@soralee1910 3 жыл бұрын
I love that he appreciates them dying really nicely
@darioschottlender 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see the ones that restrict your units to the same "era"
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