I thought that was the official intro ;)

When you hear the crunch but notice you haven't sustained any new wounds afterwards, that's because your clothes blocked the bite/scratch

Hearing Nurse casually swear is something I didnt know I needed

Imagine being a survivor in the zombie apocalypse. You're sneaking through a zombie infested neighborhood, when all of a sudden, you see a naked woman jump out of the window of a burning house. She then proceeds to knock over a zombie, stomp on its face repeatedly, and then steal its clothes You people are insane

I feel like a purse full of canned soup should function as as super effective zombie weapon.

Hearing someone clearly angrily insult someone in the most expressive yet monotone voice I've ever heard is just hilarious never change

CDDA = Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead One of the best rogue like games out there. You can build cars, learn kung-fu, fight endless hoards of zombies, learn magic, become a cyborg, become a mutant fly man, hunt, build houses, burn down houses, exploration, caves, tunnels, sewer systems, malls, hospitals, forests, build boats, guns, crafting. you can do anything and all you have to do is put up with the interface.

Gerald Williams would be proud.

May gerald Williams be your patron saint, as the morning dew reflects the light from the sun does hope blossom across these lands.

I'd like to think your commentary is just Yolana monologging into insanity

Starting the new year off with a bang!

"Oh, that's a fuckton of zombies. OH NO!" I'm dying laughing at this line.

There's something magical about having this video come on in the background, and having my focus snapping to you hurling imprecations at a zombie at 3:07 in your best clear communication voice.

Oh wow, this game has a Shower Victim start?! Starting the day off right, the hard way.

Hearing the "video game tutorial voice" swear like a sailor after killing five ""people"" is f****** gold

I love how Nurse is just calm one minute, and slowly escalating, then drops back down to calm again. "everything is fine...everything is not fine...ok it's fine"

I never, in my entire life, heard one of the most soothing voices saying bitch constantly while stomping a zombie to death. Life truly is full of wonders.

Yolanda: wakes up New Year’s Day after a crazy party ready for 2021 2021: hehe, no

Happy new year’s nurse, I hope you get really famous and big this year because you’re so underrated

"so far so good" *Nearly every debuff in the game* (Love the content in al seriousness, keep going on, i've learned a lot from watching you)

Dude its weird how your videos feel so professional, you deserve a lot more subs!

I can see you put a lot of effort into your intro. Keep it up!! not to downplay the rest of the video or anything tbh it kept me engaged all the way through. This is the first video I have watched of yours so I look forward to watching what you have already created and what's to come!

Just woke up to this; it’s a great morning so far. Happy new year!

Hopefully the year you get the exposure you deserve

I think it’s clear that cataclysm has inspired project zomboid to a degree which is great, they both carry a feeling of apocalyptic desperation while sort of becoming their own games

just found this channel but i cant get over how fantastic sounding your voice is

Coop with ambigous amphibian when? You both have so pleasant voices and are so great, it would be perfect!!!

The reason they couldn't see her healing is because she was near to a table, that furniture was enough to triger the completely crouched animation in which makes you very hidden from sight.

I just found this channel and wow, what an incredible voice you have.

Video starts off with a intro in a sultry voice, nice few minutes in, Nurse the owner of the voice starts swearing like sailor... even better 4:04 - 4:12 makes a top notch amublance siren impression. amazing Once again yt recomended me a hidden gem, Subscribed.

"When you drop your Iphone on the floor" Siri: 2:58 - 3:12

I like the phrase "so far so good", and yes, kiutgw (keep it up the great work) . . . . . And your voice is so sweet to listen 🥺😔😔

Just found this channel, I love how down to earth you are. I hope your channel goes big because I really enjoy your content

New fan here. Nurse your voice is absolutely amazing. Love the genuine fear and excitement. I love how one second your voice is like a future siri then the next its "oh fuck this bitch" with fear and excitement. Keep up the good work and you deserve more subs forsure.

That window-camping thing is literally like you often fight large groups of zombies in CDDA.

This is the best zombie game and you have a great voice! I also like your edits and how much fun you have. You are awesome!!!

Yknow i just found your channel today and I'm super surprised that your channel isnt huge with the quality of your videos and great sense of humor, im loving every episode ive seen so far and im excited to see whats coming out next

It’s crazy. I subbed to you a fewdays ago and have seen your sub count go up by like 5k in just a few days.

I loved your intro! One of the best I've seen for this game.

Having a Glass shard in your groin is the most painful to me but in Project Zomboid you would just see as this was a regular day getting a glass shard in your Groin.

Just discovered your channel after it popped up in the recommended tab. Was watching AA's stuff recently so I guess KZfaq did its job for once. Great vid, look forward to going through your backlog!

Ur like a female version of AA dude, may Gerald Williams watches over you

Your voice sometimes gives me peace, love that

And here i played actually CDDA with the standard mods. Starting in lab walk around corner and a Bio Operator Zombie smash door open runs me down and breaks my limbs and kills me.

I Love to hear how you lower your voice when you sneacking in game! 100% realistic, did it myself too.

I found your channel today and I already love it. Found a new game I wanna get, and a new content creator to watch! And I love your voice too, it's calming and peaceful to listen to.

When you swear, You have the energy of a mother watching her kids making asses out of themselves at a party and you’re desperately trying to contain the rage.

Stumbled on this video and I was hooked from the first second, what an awesome intro! Your voice is so soothing and I love the way you swear, instant subscribe.

This popped up in my recommended and holy shit im glad i did, love your vid (new subscriber B) )

I'm pretty sure that challenge in CDDA is much harder. Yes, you can't be zombified from a single bite, but as I remember you start this challenge with already infected wound that will eventually become generalized infection, and you need to find antibiotics ASAP, or you will die in couple of days. Also, zombies in CDDA are nothing like zombies in PZ. Even one regular zombie in CDDA is dangerous to the untrained character. Not to speak about special kinds of Zeds.

One of the best voice actors on the platform, i recently found out about this channel and I'm LOVIN' it!

Nurse is the best fucking human being alive and her sarcastic behavior is my fuel for life

"I'm going to stomp on her face because I need her shoes." I always thought this was a standard woman emotion.

the combination of a news anchor voice and intense swearing is absolute gold :D

she medicated she dedicated but most importantly she intoxicated🥴

holy shit the camera work is crazy good. great editing

You are doing good so far. You have learned well from your streams. Just don't be like me: Be patient and didn't risk yourself for no reason.

2:56 best part I freaking laughed out loud

God nurse you are fucking good at editing

Nurse is the most calm aggressive person ever

when multiplayer drops: nurse - the medic aa - the inspirational philosopher pr1vate - a lime (someone add more to it)

Local woman finds that being part of a STOMP tribute act was an excellent life choice.

I love your videos please keep making more

Nice editing , satisfying voice, and fun gameplay. Very good channel

You and ambiguousamphibian should play together

What a nice surprise for new years! Thanks for uploading and happy nee year nurse!

I think hoodie is better than every sweater,because you can wear it with a hood,and get more protect from cold and zombies.

Started playing this game a week ago.. stumbled across your channel..and uhh. WHATS WITH THAT VOICE!!!????? 👁️👄👁️❤️

Your voice sounds so ridiculously professional

I just recently found your channel and have been binge watching! Keep up the good work, I look forward to more uploads!

Charming, trained voice that belongs to someone who clearly is experienced? I can only think of you as one of the few people that know what are they doing in life as if it was their another run. Now that is a true idol material, I hope you are an inspiration to many people ^^ Stay safe, and thank you!

never remove glass, it keeps pressure on the wound, stopping the bleeding

Do you know that you are the best ? Could die for your intros

bro the house in the thumbnail is literally the house i use as my home base in PZ. i saw the thumbnail and i was like "theres no way..."

The deep wound in your groin will not heal without a suture kit. You will slowly bleed out as you keep walking. Also tweezers are essential to pull out embedded objects without creating more damage

Theres something about how monotone and professional you sound as you swear that is just hilarious

Damn there's so much high effort content, you're getting the views this deserves now

She survived this, I surveved 3 days in a t-shirt and jeans with hypothermia a cold and a m9

Bro you sound like a slightly advanced text to speech bot and i love it.

Having tried this scenario myself I cannot get over how lucky your start was! Everytime I try it the house gets swarmed right off the bat and I'm lucky if I have time to bandage myself

Hahaha the calm and confidence voice over followed by the surprise attack and yelling “FUCK YOU BITCH” had me rolling 😂😂

Just got in love w this channel.

2:57 Me when I learned about income tax

Cataclysm dark days ahead, the only game I had to hide from a automated torret view sign while treating my wounds and trying to not bee spotted by splodding zombies on the first 5 minutes of gameplay.

My friend wanted me to buy new world so I bought project zomboid for me and gifted him a copy

4:05 Nurse turns into an ambulance

The editing in these videos really deserves an award

OOof... Yeah this will be a tough one. But as a passing by viewer, I can't wait to see you pull it off and come out with a victory!

I love your very acoustic and authentic voice

4:04 Police siren mode enabled

"Honestly if I can stay here for a bit I will" Well that went about as well as expected.

1, nice intro of you describing Project Zomboid (especially with the "The smallest scratch can be fatal." at the end of that). 2, I can't stop laughing at the characters name.

0:02 Alright, Ada Wong... Stop giving me Flashback to your RE 6 Submarine Intro

@2:28 That sounds like a Black Friday experience in Walmart. 😂

These videos are great! you deserve more subs.

Just discovered this gem of a channel,time to binge watch everything.

The zombies don't see or HEAR you, despite the sneezing and coughing.

i just found this channel last night and i do rather enjoy it

Happy new year nurse !!🎉🎉

Great video! Hahah That was amazing to see how u did manage the situation. :)