Jack: "i feel like a genius now." *Still not using the cleaner* lmaoo, that was hilarious

Jackaboy-"it's like a volcano went off" Game theory- "well it actually did"

Jack: “Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs.” Dan Avidan on a quest to see every known stegosaurus fossil: “and I took that personally…”

Jack: "In the next episode I will..." *me still waiting for the next episode*

You can turn off the wetness effect so it won't look wet after washing and you have to wait for it to dry. You can also open the tablet and click on the task and it will highlight the object that needs cleaning, this is useful for when you have 99% done and can't find the issue. The soap is amazing for rust and mold and other stubborn grime, also keep in mind that a better washer makes a big difference.

Wait let me show the dirt. **entire playground glows ominously** Oh god

When he "equiped the soap" it reminded me handeling a 2nd controller to my brother of a single player game

I just love how he was so convinced he was using the soap…

As someone who does power washing as a daily job, this game is pretty accurate.

"I never had a stegosaurus slide as a child, I only had bushes" it would seem that Mr. Septiceye has issued a challenge against Mr Iplier, as reigning chanmpion of "I was a poor as a child"

Jack: this cleaner works so well. Also Jack: *doesn't have the cleaner equipped*

Sean: "they've recently found out who the zodiac killer is" "I'm sorry WHAT!? and you're not gonna tell us???"

"I will be the savior who cleaned the world!" Calm down Light Yagami

Seán: “I hate this nozzle and it’s the worst thing mankind has invented” Also Seán: * continues to use it *

Robin's editing when you forgot to equip the hose and with Barney was so genius😁

jack: "can you stop looking so fucking sad?" me: you sound like my parents

I'm dying. Sean: "Dinosaurs are extinct. THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE ON THIS EARTH!"

*Jack: feeling like a genius about the power of non existent cleaner on a power washer* Me: ahh… the power of the placebo effect.

when he nearly had an existential crisis thinking about how he's actually talking to us in the past💀🤣🤣

Playground: Is covered in dirt The grass around it: *completely dry and clean*

Jack: I might have gotten a little in over my head with this game…. Game: *laughs in treehouse*

Jack: The white nozzle is overrated, wtf does it do? Nothing. Jack 10 minutes later: Why is no one talking about the white nozzle? It’s brilliant, why did no one tell me before!

Sean: I think I've gotten in over my head Me: Oh honey, you have no idea

jack: there's no technology that cleans. jack: . . . jack: vacuum cleaner

Jack: **tries to use the wood cleaner but doesn't even equip it** Also Jack: THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING

Sean: Stegosaurus is a crap dinosaur. Dan: So you have chosen death.

“Stegosaurus are the Hufflepuffs of dinosaurs” Me: a Hufflepuff and Stegosaurus lover - “and I took that personally”

Sean talking about children: "Nasty, filthy little creatures!" His child watching this 15 years later:

I spent 30 minutes watching a fully grown man power wash various things while seductively talking, and I do not regret it.

"It's like the Hufflepuff of dinos" Hey now, no need to take it out on us. We can't help it your parents didn't allow you to dance and forced you to keep the family business alive.

16:41 I love how Jack knew we would take it out of context

Jack: "Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs." *Dan Avidan has entered the chat.*

Jack: compares hufflepuffs to stegosauruses Hufflepuffs: he's out of line, but he is right.

Sean, your intros spook me and I love it.

“Kinda like the ash from a volcano fell down” Me: Well... you’re kinda on the ball there...

jack: gimmie that dingaling literally like 80% of us: *dies from laughter and smashes like* 16:32

Jack's like me without my ADHD meds. Just running around to whatever catches his interest and never finishing one task.

Jack: *hating on dinosaurs and the stego-slide* Danny: I feel a disturbance in the force...

27:14 DING DING DING BELL OF CLEAN

Jack: This nozzle is the WORST. me who agrees with him: THEN STOP USING IT

"Stegasaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs" *Dan Avidan starts to cry*

Jack: "the stegosaurus isn't even a good dinosaur" Me: legitimately outraged Jack: "they're like the Hufflepuff of the dinosaur world Me, a Hufflepuff: "you got me there bud"

25:44 YOUR DONE YOU! *YOUR DONE!*

the emotional rollercoaster of the: *ding* "WHOOOOOOHOOO!!!" to "life is agony" and back is such a mood

Jackaboy: *Runs around in circles while spraying* Also Jackaboy: "It's just splotching everything"

Seán last year: “so according to KZfaq we have to watch our language for a *young audience* so I can’t swear and do things I usually do” Seán now: “who’s been riding you huh? 😏”

my takeaway from this video is that not only is jack a clean clean boy who likes to explore fan fiction in game form about power washers, but that he knows how to appreciate a good bit of plot to his smut as well. he just has a good, refined taste like that.

"is he happy? no. but that's his problem! i'm doing the best i can but at some point, you just can't help some people! they've gotta learn to help themselves!" i didn't expect to get genuinely good advice whilst watching PowerWash Simulator #2 but here we are

"You think if I blow this, it'll turn?" Sean, I've been asking that question for decades and I've yet to turn one straight guy!

Wow that is clean. Jack always knows how to freshen up

"Can you sleep at night knowing that the kids might die in this playground??" Jack: Yes, yes I can. Well there you have it folks, Jack is pro population control 👏👏👏😂

16:41 Jack's eye turned green. He's unlocking his Septic Eye powers

“Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs” Dan Avidan would like a word with you…

I haven't heard Jack say anything about twisty nips in so long... nostalgic lol.

10:55 I’m dying hahahaha

Honestly hearing Jack talk about using acid to clean and then saying bleach was one of the most hilariously infuriating things I've ever heard. I was literally shouting at my phone while laughing: "Bleach isn't even an acid! It's a fuckin base!!" God it's been a while since I've watched this guy and I missed this so much

"I think the final upgrade will be an orbital strike!" Dear gods I almost choked on my bagel. This is why I love you Sean.

Jack: "I thought the world was just a dark, dismal, and dusty place full of misery" Me: well… you're not wrong

Sean: I may have gotten in a little over my head with this game! Me: Ohhhhh just wait for the TREEHOUSE!!!!

watched this with no headphones while my parents were asleep, they woke up to sean calling himself a dirty boy

The one thing that has bothered me an irrational amount with EVERYONE that has played this game is. They all wash bottom to top which in this game doesnt really matter but omfg i wish it did.

I thought Jack wouldn't have the patience to play this game, but it seems I was wrong

love how jack complains about how unsatisfying and splotchy the soap nozzle is but takes SO LONG to change it

Nobody: Nobody in the world: Jack: *flirts with a dirt bike*

"Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs." *Dan Avidan would like to know your location*

Sean: "I'm immune to the toxicity" Me in my head: the toxicity of our city, our city

I love how he goes from “Dear god this game is so satisfying” To “I WANNA DANCE!”

The editing on this is absolutely Chef’s Kiss.

Jack: what is this? serotonin? i hardly know her. i haven't seen that emotion, that chemical in years! dopamine! *gasp* do what do i own the pleasure? Me: mooood

Can we all agree that when He uploads our days get better! 💖

“Cleaning the dirty off the planet” JACK THE PLANET IS MADE OF DIRT! PLEASE, YOU WILL KILL US ALL

I feel like that type of simulator is going to get top shelf into the Game Awards only because it's satisfying to play

Jack the bottles are meant as a finisher, when you don’t know what exactly is missing you use it to cover a lot of room and get those few missing spots.

as a person that does pressure washing as a job and hobby. you have 5 nozzles. 1. red 0 degrees- for powering away stubborn stains using a powerful jet stream 2. yellow 15 degrees- used for chiseling away tougher stains and for more cleaning area 3. green 25 degrees- used for most general cleaning such as wood, glass and cars. finally 5. white- the 40 degree nozzle- for rinsing and for soft washing of larger areas. they also have surface cleaners that clean up to 20” wide much faster than a regular nozzle. there are also foam cannons or the “soap nozzle” as the game puts it. and finally for the nozzles is a turbo nozzle. which is a spinning 0 degree nozzle that cleans as strong as a stationary 0 degree nozzle but has the spread of a 15-25 degree nozzle. now the other part that dictates how fast and well a machine cleans is NOT the psi rating. rather the gpm or gallons per minute of a machine. and lastly the price to start any of this is not cheap. for a decent machine ie a 3,000 psi at 2.5gpm machine is around $500-700 depending on brand and a 4,400psi at 4.0gpm is $1,000+ and the machines mist pros use are built on trailers and can cost $5,000-10,000 for a setup minus high pressure hoses containers of soap and all applicable nozzles. so take it from me, this line of work is not cheap, and its not foolproof either. in fact all it takes is 3,000psi to cut through flesh and cause MAJOR injuries. and at 7,000+ psi could cut a persons arm or leg off! thats why most people that dont know about pressure washers should leave it to the professionals.

I like this series a lot, I really wish you would continue it jack

"I feel like I have to go over this again" Yes, I'm pretty sure that's how soap works

The bike, “oh yes Jack I love it when you talk dirty to me”

I’m loving this series.

"stegosaurus are the Hufflepuff of the dinosaurs!' ...... So stegosaurus are good friends:)

"dinosaurs aren't real anymore" this just in, jack denies the existence of birds

There's me laughing because I professionalise in motorbikes hearing jack getting confused what a swing arm is😂

"It's like the hufflepuff of dinosaurs" Big words coming from a hufflepuff Jack.

I see that Jack has climbed aboard the love/hate train with the white nozzle and the soap lol

Jack: there’s no technology that cleans Roomba’s and washing machines: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

As someone who has worked in an egg processing plant, eggs are clean by the time they get to you in the stores. Before then... usually not so much.

I envy your energy man, these make my day better, thank you.

I'm picturing the final episode just being Jack standing at the controls of a Death Star with a giant hose, pointing it at the planet and going "...you may fire when ready."

25:38 "I've got a long nozzle step bro. A long nozzle to squirt my juices. And yes, I'm well aware of how that sounds and I mean it every single way it sounds. We're not about double entendres here, we're about just entendres. I don't even know what an entendre is, but if it's good enough for the French, it's good enough for me."

I live for your videos anything you play just gives me serotonin love it!! watch the videos right when i see them matter of fact just hit that ding ding bell. keep doing you bless your soul jack

In case you play this again, the cleaner nozzle is to rinse the surface with the cleaner so that when you use the main nozzle it's easier to clean it.

"Stegasaurus was one of the crappier dinosaurs" And Daniel Avidanial, Lesser Grump and Ninja of all Party Sex, took great offense to that!

This is probably my most favorite series that he has ever done 😂

11:26 absolutely sent me, it's so accurate🤣

Jack: Are eggs clean? Me: It depends on where you live. The US cleans their eggs thinking it will prevent salmonella thus removing the protective coating that eggs have where in England it get shat out of the chicken an out on the shelves.

Jack: *equips Wood cleaner without the nozzle* Im a genius!!! Jack when he realized it: "IM A FOOL!!!"

I love watching his decent into madness

absolutely living for sean’s commentary style in these games

i love that jack is back to being rly happy and a better upload schedule and it feels like everything is back to normal

Sean: “ you think if I blow this it’ll turn?” Me: “ I will. I definitely will.”

"I wish I had a stegoslide growing up... ...all I had were bushes" I went to a school that had a wooden play structure. It had one of those metal slides that would get to 1000 degrees in the spring, doorways that had ceilings low enough that if you ran too fast and weren't carful, you'd ram your head into wooden planks (it hurt a lot every time), and for about half my time at the school there were some tires that would get new wasp nests every year, until the school finally removed them. I miss it