I Want To Be In the Illuminati

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Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos

Dominic Frisby Comedy Videos

4 ай бұрын

Just like Madonna and Will Smith.
Come and see this song performed live. More info: tinyurl.com/3t6tju8z
Shot in the mountains of Palm Springs, California by MM (who wants to remain anonymous, can’t think why … Why is it so many people want to make music videos with me, but almost all of them want to remain anonymous?) This song makes me smile a lot. Hopefully, it will you too.
Wonderful music composed and played by the superlative Noah Fleetwood, lyrics by yours Dominic Frisby, recorded and mixed by never-fails-to-deliver Wayne McIntyre. Video edited by Goat www.goatnoisephotography.com/
Tour dates:
London, Crazy Coqs, Wed March 20: tinyurl.com/4yhbwk2y
Hampshire, Sat March 23: tinyurl.com/8pzv3s5j
Guildford, Friday April 5: tinyurl.com/ms9sfphm
Bath, Sat April 6: tinyurl.com/58aebrtw
Southend, Sun April 14: tinyurl.com/y25uv9un
Subscribe to my newsletter: www.frisbys.news/
Buy gold: tinyurl.com/4cre2kxb
Buy the album here: tinyurl.com/mw49dsfp
Lyrics:
I dream of a better future for
Me and my family.
Though mainly me.
I’ll scheme with the rich and powerful.
Life would be so easy.
I wanna to be in the illuminati.
How do you get into the club?
I want an invite to an Epstein party
Bet it’s even better than the pub.
I want to formulate the new world order
And join the nought point one percent.
I really want to be a duke or lord or
Baron in a one world government.
They’re known to be prone to pedophilia.
Their symbol’s a triangle with an eye.
And with Satan they’re familiar
13 pure bloodlines.
Yikes, how they like to harvest adrenalin
And inject the blood of juveniles
It is rumoured they are aliens
Some form of reptile.
Blessed, such success, is I guess why that some think they’re wizards
But no, that’s not so, don’t you know they are shape-shifting lizards?
I’ll sell my soul to the illuminati.
For lots of glory, wealth and fame.
To be a Rothschild, a Du Pont, a Barclay,
I’ll do anything I have no shame.
How do you get in the illuminati?
Be like Madonna and Will Smith
Barack Obama, Angelina Jolie?
I applied and they replied, “as if”.
I want to stop you all from reproducing.
Impose population control.
I’ll claim that human numbers need reducing,
So Bill Gates can vaccinate the prols.
I want to be in the same gang as Beyonce.
With secret codes and hieroglyphs.
I want go to Davos with the nonces.
Sacrifice some babies with Sam Smith.
I want to operate the banking system,
Own all the assets and the land.
I want to snigger while the plebs eat insects.
Be in the Bilderberg Group
And
Hang out with former Nazis.
Worship the Prince of Darkness.
Control the Tory Party.
Write songs with Paul McCartney.
Be an illuminati man.

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@rupertqsound
@rupertqsound 4 ай бұрын
This has West End musical written all over it! 😄
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
If only!
@JakubFerenc1911
@JakubFerenc1911 3 ай бұрын
Rather, West’s end Woes.
@user-ki5dk2xn1wh
@user-ki5dk2xn1wh 3 ай бұрын
​@@DominicFrisby hi Mr frisby I guess I'm the one you making videos about is there any way to contact with you in social media?
@tonyalways7174
@tonyalways7174 4 ай бұрын
This should be the opening theme to the Oscars.
@esterhudson5104
@esterhudson5104 3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@seagrey75
@seagrey75 3 ай бұрын
Davos conference.
@FatNorthernBigot
@FatNorthernBigot 4 ай бұрын
You know it's quality when KZfaq sticks a misinformation banner on it. Thank you, KZfaq. Your biased and judgemental nanny features are all that's good for the likes of this underling. 😂
@blitzerblazinoah6838
@blitzerblazinoah6838 4 ай бұрын
"Sacrifice some babies with Sam Smith". LOL! Best lyric.
@ComUnSas
@ComUnSas 4 ай бұрын
Write songs with Paul McCartney did it for me and I can't quite figure out why
@blitzerblazinoah6838
@blitzerblazinoah6838 4 ай бұрын
@@ComUnSas I saw an old episode of Spitting Image earlier where Robert Mugabe called Paul McCartney a "Scouse git". kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mbV9nZymnrrTdpc.html
@steffanmaximum
@steffanmaximum 3 ай бұрын
@@ComUnSas Sir Paul McCartney. You don't become a "sir" for nothing.
@matman4464
@matman4464 4 ай бұрын
Please confirm that you're not planning on passing the outside of a fifth floor window anytime soon!!?😅
@JontyCtheKing
@JontyCtheKing 4 ай бұрын
Great song. You can tell Dominic’s on target with this one given that KZfaq has included “context” below the video!
@nickswildweather1308
@nickswildweather1308 4 ай бұрын
Haha, yep. That was my comment, as well.
@janetprice85
@janetprice85 3 ай бұрын
The dreaded little blue square! Lol! I had an uber religious Aunty like KZfaq.
@selecttravelvacations7472
@selecttravelvacations7472 3 ай бұрын
Weird, I don’t see the context box. I guess they removed it.
@gcujimmy
@gcujimmy 3 ай бұрын
@@selecttravelvacations7472 Not here for me either. They maybe removed it when they realised for some of us that blue box is like a badge of honour. I have subscribed to creators in the past because of the blue box telling me they are independent minded and not just sheep bleating out the mainstream narrative.
@CrunchyNorbert
@CrunchyNorbert 4 ай бұрын
It was nice knowing you Dom, sorry to hear about your impending self-deletion
@pamelawilliams5814
@pamelawilliams5814 4 ай бұрын
Behind the humour lies the truth!
@angelataylor4540
@angelataylor4540 3 ай бұрын
It's a black subject and giggle worthy 😂
@timmelia7551
@timmelia7551 4 ай бұрын
Does Davos have a Wetherspoons ?
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
Best comment ever!
@thomridgeway1438
@thomridgeway1438 2 ай бұрын
They will have spoons but Wether you will take up their options with the spoons is another question
@TMarshConnors
@TMarshConnors 4 ай бұрын
British comedy has historically ridiculed the status quo, the mainstream narrative etc. It has always been a voice of the marginalised, no matter what side of the spectrum - left or right. Always challenging perspectives and narratives, British comedians have done wonders.
@Londonfogey
@Londonfogey 4 ай бұрын
Which is why there is very little real comedy in the legacy media nowadays, because it just promotes the mainstream narrative.
@ComUnSas
@ComUnSas 4 ай бұрын
That moment in the recent Delingpole interview when Dominic described medieval sumptuary laws intentionally limiting what ordinary people could eat and wear ... followed shortly by caving in on the argument that the current madness is largely emergent and telling Delingpole he is right about (mostly) everything. Top entertainment. Thank you. And this is a cracking song. Thank you for that also
@ComUnSas
@ComUnSas 4 ай бұрын
The late Trevor Moore's Illuminati sketch (on KZfaq) complements this song nicely
@AWalkontheWildSideBlackpool
@AWalkontheWildSideBlackpool 4 ай бұрын
Just heard it on Delingpole & had to check out the vid. Fantastic👌
@MsJewishAvenger
@MsJewishAvenger 4 ай бұрын
You've done it again! This is a great video that hits the proverbial nail on the head!
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
thank you!
@aphroditeblighty
@aphroditeblighty 4 ай бұрын
Wow..one song encapsulating everything. Bravo Dom.
@chuckmyd
@chuckmyd 4 ай бұрын
Another fantastic video featuring Dominic Frisby!
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
You haven't seen it yet !
@chuckmyd
@chuckmyd 4 ай бұрын
@@DominicFrisby respectfully I did! I saw it on your Substack…
@kachmi
@kachmi 4 ай бұрын
Oh Dom, it has been a while, but the nail was hit squarely on the head as usual, and with a catchy tune to boot.
@colin5577
@colin5577 4 ай бұрын
Long, long time no see. Another winner and like others have commented, this is a musical I want to see. The only one I want to see, to be fair.
@Slumbert
@Slumbert 4 ай бұрын
Scientology is "free".
@deborahforster4284
@deborahforster4284 4 ай бұрын
Simply delicious! They're all coming down soooon!
@FreeSpeech4All
@FreeSpeech4All 4 ай бұрын
Not soon enough!!
@colinread1159
@colinread1159 4 ай бұрын
Broadway next surely? Another surefire winner from the Frisby pen!
@cryptomooner4366
@cryptomooner4366 4 ай бұрын
James Delinpole sent me here ❤
@paulriley9167
@paulriley9167 4 ай бұрын
bloody marvelous
@quintonballenden1436
@quintonballenden1436 4 ай бұрын
Excellent! Looking forward to the show in March.
@user-yb7qj1hf9h
@user-yb7qj1hf9h 4 ай бұрын
Well worth the wait, brilliant, in more ways than one!
@What..a..shambles
@What..a..shambles 4 ай бұрын
" Though mainly me" and grins 😂😂😂
@brycecombs2868
@brycecombs2868 16 сағат бұрын
Ok. You're in. Welcome.🥰
@mrsteve170
@mrsteve170 3 ай бұрын
What a lovely tune
@jacksonfilm
@jacksonfilm 4 ай бұрын
That was fantastic! Laughed my head off
@thomridgeway1438
@thomridgeway1438 2 ай бұрын
The McCartney line is the funniest Dom! Reminds me of a play on Mel Brookes' The Producer's - "Don't be stupid be a smarty come and join the Illuminati."
@user-pd3yz7ip5b
@user-pd3yz7ip5b 4 ай бұрын
For pure word play, that has to be your best song yet. I love clever word play.
@moneymarketsandmore
@moneymarketsandmore 4 ай бұрын
thank you!
@TheBloominRage
@TheBloominRage 3 ай бұрын
This is so brilliant, I'm stupefied in amazement!
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 3 ай бұрын
Thank you
@Jamesmallon-vg6qt
@Jamesmallon-vg6qt 3 ай бұрын
What a gem, totally on the money and so brave to expose the freaks and their sinister agenda.
@TheFlowerPower47
@TheFlowerPower47 3 ай бұрын
Thank you thank you
@OntologicalQuandry
@OntologicalQuandry 4 ай бұрын
I was wondering how Dominic would get "I want to be in the Illuminati" to scan to the tune of "Anarchy in the UK"... Fortunately, he writes his own tunes....
@christianmike5150
@christianmike5150 4 ай бұрын
Got all the names right!
@FreeSpeech4All
@FreeSpeech4All 4 ай бұрын
Disclaimer: No luggage was harmed in the making of this video. 😂
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
hahaha
@hongkongphooey78
@hongkongphooey78 4 ай бұрын
Good rhyming.
@palaceofwisdom9448
@palaceofwisdom9448 4 ай бұрын
If I were rich enough to join the Illuminati... I'd spend the money broadcasting this video far and wide!
@twodogs257
@twodogs257 4 ай бұрын
Tom Woods Podcast brought me here. Great interview and song 🍻
@raypurchase801
@raypurchase801 4 ай бұрын
Needs to be broadcast on the GB News channel.
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
Ha no chance of that
@raypurchase801
@raypurchase801 4 ай бұрын
@@DominicFrisby Cos of way sism n sheet. Frisbys were kangs n inventors. They be keepin' you down.
@rationalwrongthink
@rationalwrongthink 4 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂 I am very sorry to hear of your impending... "voluntary" demise... but the song was worth it.
@simplesimon2802
@simplesimon2802 4 ай бұрын
you are already illuminated and part of a far better club - don't need to be in their club as when the 'two in a field' biblical event occurs they will be going somewhere different to the majority of humanity
@DavidMartin-ym2te
@DavidMartin-ym2te 4 ай бұрын
The stones are already coming down 👍
@FreeSpeech4All
@FreeSpeech4All 4 ай бұрын
Sadly, the majority of humanity will be going with them... but I agree with your point.
@stacypastry2440
@stacypastry2440 3 ай бұрын
The short pants are perfect
@davemonday5381
@davemonday5381 4 ай бұрын
Comedy at its best. Has always
@technonarg5978
@technonarg5978 4 ай бұрын
It was worth the wait🤣
@jfhghifhg5970
@jfhghifhg5970 4 ай бұрын
The epstien line really got me 😂
@kurtsmock2246
@kurtsmock2246 4 ай бұрын
Just saw Elon's post and found you. This is why you put your contact info at the end of your videos!!! Amazing work. Glad I found ya mate. Looking forward to diving in your content =)
@baronbier7648
@baronbier7648 3 ай бұрын
Pure Gold 💙 Thanks for the laughs in this dark era💙💪😁 🤷🏼‍♂️Stay Strong💙 😎🍿🌎🧐🍿🌍🙃🍿🌏😇🍿🌌
@evolassunglasses4673
@evolassunglasses4673 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Great to see you on Delingpole this week! P.S. The more people that understand the Cantillon Effect the better. (Have you made a video on this please?)
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
I 've thought about doing a song about . I should
@DavidMartin-ym2te
@DavidMartin-ym2te 4 ай бұрын
Great idea. No one beats Dominic Frisby for satirical songs
@FreeSpeech4All
@FreeSpeech4All 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely!! This is an ideal format for educating... or spoon feeding... the ever sleeping sheep.
@peterbrunsden380
@peterbrunsden380 4 ай бұрын
Your ability for masterful doggerel is outstanding. Well, I enjoyed it.
@rumitsomaiya753
@rumitsomaiya753 4 ай бұрын
You are a brave man Dominic :) Hilarious
@fantomasfanto8469
@fantomasfanto8469 3 ай бұрын
shaaaaaape shiffffftinggggggg lizzzzzzarrrrdss - tony award incoming 😎
@colin562
@colin562 2 ай бұрын
BLOODY BRILLIANT and to think there are people that really think like that
@DrKBoogieWoogie
@DrKBoogieWoogie 3 ай бұрын
Man, this is just brilliant.
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 3 ай бұрын
Thank you sir
@Slumbert
@Slumbert 4 ай бұрын
They don't want people with short trousers...
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
Shit
@grahamwall9294
@grahamwall9294 4 ай бұрын
They do.....just not as members!
@ademcfade
@ademcfade 4 ай бұрын
I've seen you perform this in Leeds and it is brilliant :)
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
thank you!
@lowones
@lowones 2 ай бұрын
I was hiking some trails in Palm Springs and stumbled upon you filming this. Great to finally find it!!!
@davidjacobo4204
@davidjacobo4204 3 ай бұрын
Beautiful, I have tears in my eyes. Touched me in places I’ve never been touched before.
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 3 ай бұрын
That’s what we Illuminati do
@staninjapan07
@staninjapan07 2 ай бұрын
Much too funny. Another great one y Mr. Frisby.
@zenzen9131
@zenzen9131 4 ай бұрын
Fantastic. A Coachella debut for your new song :)
@jinxed_jinxed_3443
@jinxed_jinxed_3443 4 ай бұрын
Well I guess you never know, at least he's got his suitcase ready.
@c.lappin-21
@c.lappin-21 Ай бұрын
Mary Poppins - the Illuminati version
@anthonyhamlin1078
@anthonyhamlin1078 4 ай бұрын
I think we assumed you already were!
@Matt-di3ir
@Matt-di3ir Ай бұрын
LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!
@cherylgibbons4574
@cherylgibbons4574 3 ай бұрын
Bloody Brilliant 🎉
@ReeTM
@ReeTM 4 ай бұрын
Simply phenomenal. Bravo!
@bigbarry8343
@bigbarry8343 4 ай бұрын
Next to my old favourite "I wanna marry Gary", its his best one yet.
@davidrojas5319
@davidrojas5319 4 ай бұрын
Hey Dominic. I'm looking forward to seeing this. I tried the last time and could not get on. I hope all is well with you and your family.
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
thank you - yeat I had a couple of tech problems with it
@krissmith9361
@krissmith9361 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂brilliant! His best yet!
@MrSandalwood
@MrSandalwood 3 ай бұрын
Just fabulous
@Dean-ei9jv
@Dean-ei9jv 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant, very funny lol
@ellenmendoza7246
@ellenmendoza7246 3 ай бұрын
To day I found you..I've listen to several of your songs and I have to say...I love you 🤣🤣
@romeisfallingagain
@romeisfallingagain 4 ай бұрын
you have such a beautiful voice, dominic haha
@ChrisMelville
@ChrisMelville 4 ай бұрын
The second best song you've ever written! :)
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 4 ай бұрын
haha thank you
@graemeharker2180
@graemeharker2180 4 ай бұрын
Genius.
@SoulFaeWorld
@SoulFaeWorld 4 ай бұрын
Fantastic and apt lyrics 💯👍🏻👏🏻
@lamanana6951
@lamanana6951 4 ай бұрын
@Love-your-body-Pilates-UK
@Love-your-body-Pilates-UK 4 ай бұрын
Brilliant 👏 👏 👏
@ulexite-tv
@ulexite-tv 3 ай бұрын
What an amazing musical number!
@yuriy5740
@yuriy5740 3 ай бұрын
Masterpiece!
@philholmesmusic569
@philholmesmusic569 4 ай бұрын
Excellent! Keep going and you'll get in
@BrianCantybollox
@BrianCantybollox 2 ай бұрын
And another belter. Bangin’ Mr F 👌
@martinkelsen6049
@martinkelsen6049 3 ай бұрын
Congratulations your application to join the Illuminati has been accepted. Finally someone who understands us!
@Peter-zh6bt
@Peter-zh6bt 4 ай бұрын
Absolute Genius! That is so brilliant
@StooCambridgeArtist
@StooCambridgeArtist 4 ай бұрын
Superb!
@TheJackbaldy
@TheJackbaldy 4 ай бұрын
every one a winner
@gillian6526
@gillian6526 3 ай бұрын
😂 Oh my word! 😂😂😂 No... pray for this man. 😂😂😂 genius 👏 👏👏🤣🤣🤣
@UmbrellaSound
@UmbrellaSound 3 ай бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant.
@ANobodyatall
@ANobodyatall 4 ай бұрын
Kinda inspiring.
@mynameisawesomeman
@mynameisawesomeman 3 ай бұрын
So poignant and moving!!!
@jekkfractal5164
@jekkfractal5164 4 ай бұрын
This was great
@smithy2u
@smithy2u 4 ай бұрын
Simply brilliant
@reformational
@reformational 4 ай бұрын
YT added a "context" box, takes the cake.
@Blacksquareable
@Blacksquareable 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@gamergamer5345
@gamergamer5345 4 ай бұрын
just great!
@Rory_Herbert
@Rory_Herbert 4 ай бұрын
Well I enjoyed that. Good video.
@DavidMartin-ym2te
@DavidMartin-ym2te 4 ай бұрын
Could I request a song similar to 17 Million Fuck Offs for us "anti-vaxxers"? 😂
@LawrenceGardiner
@LawrenceGardiner 4 ай бұрын
17 Million Side Effects?
@rationalwrongthink
@rationalwrongthink 4 ай бұрын
70 million blood clots...?
@johannhellerich1530
@johannhellerich1530 3 ай бұрын
"Maybe vaccination is a hoax...."
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 3 ай бұрын
@@LawrenceGardinerhahahahhaa
@DominicFrisby
@DominicFrisby 3 ай бұрын
@@rationalwrongthinkhahahahaha
@trevorwhat
@trevorwhat 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Big time.
@freesk8
@freesk8 4 ай бұрын
Hah! Good one! Thanks! :)
@B50Stevie
@B50Stevie 4 ай бұрын
Fantastic, I loved it, maybe a full scale musical expose perhaps ?
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