Facts

Same is true for LA

Austin Tx. Keep austin weird is their actual model.

When I tell you I read this as he spoke it

Lol

right. lol

Guess he got tired of fighting capitalism

correct

Thanks for this comment. Saves my time XD

thats buzzfeed for ya!

Simple 1 ahahahha😂😂

he coulda just threw his awp and used it as a fake flash s1mple:)

@@anth0nyandrew You rush B with p90

Cyka blyat :P

The prob is not that he forgot to flash. The problem is that he rushed b. Treating his life like it's an eco round.

Plot twist

haha could be

The Americans, watch it

me to

there is alredy tv show about it called blacklist

@@armanczI'm not an American I'll still watch it if it becomes a movie to compare old spaying tactics with modern technological ones.

@@abojasem99 The Americans is a TV show :D

Lee Olsson especially in NY lol

Lee Olsson but what if YOURE the weirdest?? and no one else is weirder?? 😧

Rockinashy then the most boring person is weirder to you in your eyes

Lee Olsson o

Lee Olsso

me in every exam

lool 😭😭

😂

So valid and true

🤣

Tyler Yugen 😂😂😂😂💀

🤣

omg, imagine if it were a series. I would watch tf out of that.

Justin Brinkerhoff it probably will

Justin Brinkerhoff *I would love that*

Justin Brinkerhoff so true

Justin Brinkerhoff is a MUST !

Ha. I read that in Soap's voice

Amateur Music Covers i read it in ghosts voice

Yesss I was waiting for that

Danny S it's em not them

Danny S love it

Dog

But theres no next time

Snake

Its "Mission fail try better next time

WW3?

Dildo Saurus I once accidentally got my math teachers

Dildo Saurus lol I succeeded stealing my teachers whole math book key.

do u even know what ur pfp is m8

@@amari2509 yes its a creature in a game i used to play

what game?

A.M Lash

Because its scripted (;

the way he reads* "his" story is so interesting

Spiun rus!!

russians know how to talk..straight to the point

Efficiency mee

Efficiency are u gay

Sneakerhead OG very

Efficiency me

Me

👽

💀

You're a fucking idiot, lmao.

@@Durcy 😂😂

@@Durcy true 😂😂😂😂

i cant stop laughing at this lmao

I’m confused

lol ikr? the end was such a cliffhanger

it was a Ad

Everyone who writes a book these days sells them to people. Scientists, Philosophers, Journalists, etc all squeeze in their books to any debate, conversation, monologue or interview.

1 savage yesss

(Grandchildren)

Phil M no, there is nothing wrong with his grammar

Hi kids let me tell you that one story of when I was a Russian spy .

I don't know dude...3.8 million views is nothing to sneeze at...

@@hydevanhelsing5063 That just shows there are 3.8 million feminists worldwide that watch buzz feed

ikr

@@shea2111 With a name like "Sausage Cream," nobody will ever believe you.

You do realize that Buzzfeed is a pretty well respected news source? Buzzfeed does report serious news stories.

filling the form is the access to complete the mission so he didn't do that and the guy failed the whole mission before it began

still very anticlimactic, You will think they got his identity, he had to run or hide on enemy lines, no...he failed a form and went back because they couldn't establish a proper high school background.

​@@fleeplayTV That'd be a great movie scene. Clerk is stamping paper in slow motion, while tense music plays. A few seconds and the stamp thuds with a thunderous boom. Lifts stamp to show papers: DENIED Cut to scene of agent at phone, asking to be picked up; the mission was a failure.

yea, i guess real life simply isnt as interesting as movies or computer games

@Jacob Unger He explained that if he wrote a fictitious high school there, they might check on data on that said school and find out he did not actually study there. There is no internet, but you can make a call. So he will be deported anyways.

How we gonna understand him subs can be annoying

Lydia Wonderlost subs is easy

Zoya Haque Sometimes they are not fully synced with the audio...

I don't think he speaks Russian. He's German and to me it sounds like English is the only other language he ever learnt.

Blin

imlee888 when you live in the us you lose your accent. It’s normal. I am german myself and after a year i didn’t sound german anymore.

Annika thats because you are young. Once you're over the age of 20 it's almost impossible to lose your original accent

imlee888 he does have one

Well I guess I did the impossible several times then, go me! It is absolutely possible to loose your original accent as an adult, it just demands a little more work than if you start learning as a child.

A family friend trained away a thick Irish accent.... Cost a lot and took a LOT of work. 30 years later his wife still has the thickest accent you'll ever hear

haha. He definitely did. The FBI agent who caught him is the godfather of one of his children

Gotta love capitalism 🇺🇸

S T O N K S

BURN-E movie

Underpant Gnomes from South Park :D

Dixie Enormous Remember No Russians

I read it with soaps voice

Joey Brandt stole a comment lol

Stolen comment lmao

Dank skin R ur gay

KendraDaGamerZ no. His accent is in certain words and phrases. Im russian but i was born in america and i know his accent is real

Wamino I didn't say his accent wasn't real I can easily tell it is he just lost it on certain words I know it's real tho

SERPENTS FOREVER

200th like

KendraDaGamerZ that’s just like my Grandfather! He’s 100% Swiss, and his accent is sooo strong but sometimes it breaks and it’s like “who dis?!”

Dr. Drake Ramoray All you had to do was to follow the damn train CJ

@@Unknown-zi7wx lol

Damn CJ

it's not funny once you change your name and pfp

@@mattmysterious866 oh no i had a pfp of joey earlier

You really think that Russians would hire someone who speak about KGB publicly

@@Dushan88 Yea. Especialy when this guy is not telling anything serious.

@@David_Me825 he's a good storyteller but i doubt real kgb (even former) would be going public Also i read somewhere that when former "spies" write books and memoirs is actually they are told to do it, usually there's an agenda behind it because why isn't there any valuable information in these so called spy books, it's stuff we already know.

@@Dushan88 its the perfect cover to hide in plain sight

@@David_Me825 he cant say anything extremely serious that country he worked with has intel and he cant say it its classified thats why he said no question nothing just listen

Say hi to your assigned agent!

Vitaliya Miri Except KGB doesn't exist anymore

Glorbiie that's what they want you to think

Glorbiie As conspiracy like as it sounds, there’s no way of knowing for sure. If not the KGB I’m sure many countries have secret organizations with their own agendas.

Virginia wilkerson uhoh, better hide!

Arya Gunawan as long as they’re Russian they can survive a failed mission to mars xDDD

Have you even watched the video? it was a collective failure, not his fault.

Mad:) Oh then it was my fault, i didnt watch the video yet. I just only see the title lol..

Reality Productions Cool story, but seems like you are the one who was brainwashed. XD

Arya Gunawan very slim

The Soviets should have won

Max W no communism is a hard 🤣👌

or he played alot off call of duty and thinks his playing it in real life

Propaganda 🎶

He looks german

He is not playing around my friend

potato he was born in east Germany

ziljin you are everywhere

xXMediaTrix ikr

He’s been talking for years.

Well he wasn't technically a russian, he was an East German. I guess that's an exception.

ziljin if he was KGB then he would have worked for the Soviet Union which ended in 1991. I doubt Russia really cares.

Bejdza italian wtf?

He sounds german

Eric Cartman didn’t you listen to what he said? His cover story is that he grew up with parents who spoke German that’s why he has a bit of a German accent.

arabella Wirklich...

Bejdza or just a faker 😂

Now pay him.

Yeah we aren't Mussolini

@@yodathemassshooter5161 LOL HAHA

We don't like Resistance(Ohm) from you 😂

I noticed that as well. There really is only one bean, in the end.

Jeff Bear so fucking annoying

Antonio Sarmiento you fucking know it fam

right

I had to stop watching

Too soon 💀

I is no one no one at all All you had to do was follow the train CJ

Karina Rios did you come up with that one yourself

U copied the real Joseph

I've seen this same exact comment 4 other times on this video, what's the deal?

Navy Rosie they have another video speaking on buzzfeed blue called how I faked being an American.

Heather Wyckoff awesome thanks ☺️ I’ll check it out

Navy Rosie you’ll have to read his book so he gets some profit from being in these videos

Navy Rosie maybe not so many people want a bounty on their heads for revealing information. (For more current organizations)

Ha old are you?

Or in a new Jason Bourne movie 😎

Eric Sullivan LOL 😂😂

LMAO 😂😂😂

Eric Sullivan LMFAO!😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂

Suspicious novichok on door knob

Nice try XD

Im getting aquaruia "i don't define drag, drag is difined by me" flasbacks. Only some will get that refrence..

why aRE YOU GETTING LIKE EVERY SINGLE TOP COMMENT NOW 😂

Soviet Russia*

Why do I see you EVERYWHERE

The Real Joseph Stalin Shall he be sent to the gulag?

hahahaha

😂😂😂😂👏

Nice😂

Little Napoleon not yet

Faiza hey ... I am glad you give me your back, I love it

Faiza Glad I'm him he's back I love

Jhon Oudeis nice one weirdo.. you honestly think she’s gonna head over heels over the idea?

Faiza where else was he on? 😊

samboodeh He was in a bunch of this channels videos, if you type in 'buzzfeedblue spy' you'll get all of them 😊

SheLoves lol

It’s probably the Schindler’s List role and accent to boot

That’s what it is!

Or like Liam Lee Jones

Chocolate Donut same lol

Chocolate Donut sameeee lol

kaship98 it's a joke but alright.

Do not worry, he will have a life what ever to have to deal with later , forgiving himself is hard , i would think

Aisha And then Ryan and Shane will make a BuzzFeed Unsolved episode on him

my thoughts too... I'm a bit worried for his safety, but it's probably unfounded. I love all the videos he's in.

Enzo Swedianto lols, isn't the next episode supposed to come out today ?

Snitch

@@Naj2jacked shut up

Rin Music thats what a spy want you to think

Looks are deceiving my friend!

how many people do y’all think this sweet old man has killed

kai ! most spies don’t kill anyone

kai ! He isnt james bond

Andres Guzman this is what I looking for!

He going deep

KGB is dead

If he was a spy, he would be killed. But the KGB died the moment the Soviet Union collapsed. It's spy network is nothing like it once was.

Random S I was thinking the same thing

ahahahhah.... is it....

LOL They weren't going door to door asking anyone, they knew he was a loyal communist who got good grades and were looking for him specifically.

Agents and officers are almost always recruited in high school or college. Its not something you apply for. They find you

my name is mr sir hahah

Oracle VII for dramatic effect

tried it, got alcohol poisoning after 30 seconds.

So he's cool and not enemy.

keeps the audience engaged

to keep it interesting

Para Leptica I don’t get it

The Mason Guy he was talking about the hq in Germany, but the editor showed pictures of the Russian HQ

the KGB HQ in East Germany, which is no longer a country (Germany was reunified in 1990), DEFINITELY no longer exists. And due to the Iron Curtain, they would have no public photographic record of it, either.

Ich weiss bro

Gemmy Doadance Also I believe the building was demolished shortly after reunification for pretty obvious reasons.

That's an undercover's dilemma, some would learn to love their double life so much they won't be willing to go home

felix subakti is this true? Interesting.

With some work done

Putin is Putins father

Maybe brother....eh?

@Russian Spy mhmm

MicrosoftBob вы всё врете 🤥, это всё неправда, товарищ.

It happened a few minutes away from me! I live in Salisbury 😦 can’t believe my small city would be this famous😂

Kelly Wilson I don’t live very far away either. I’m from totton and it really shocked me that something so big would happen so nearby!

Kelly Wilson right! literally nothing ever happens Salisbury and now all this shits going down 😂

MicrosoftBob failure

Buzzfeed

you gotta get that 10min ad revenue boii

Most human beings don't speak in perfect uninterrupted sentences all the time, and don't necessarily tell things in a logical or linear manner. So in order to construct a video that is easy to follow and doesn't feel boring you have to cut a lot of unnecessary phrases and pauses out, as well as rearrange the order in which the phrases were said in. Editing a video like this is like writing a script, but instead of starting with a blank page and having to make everything up yourself, you piece it together from the things the interviewee said, even phrase by phrase sometimes. While the cutting pace may not be ideal, and it may even feel annoying, I guarantee you the video would be much more boring if they just let his answers play out.

damn so that means the reality tv editors have ADD too oof

*ADHD

Seems to be poor work on the KGB’s part.

Things were different in pre-internet, pre hi tech America. And the KGB had to start somewhere. So i can see how he could’ve been the first, or one of the first facing the more extensive passport application. Everything wasn’t as structured and buttoned up then. There weren’t centralized databases with complete, uniform info readily available. The US agent was paying attention and properly trained. Training and procedures evolve over time, maybe they’d recently instituted new guidelines or additional agent training, for example. I recently saw a video about airplane hijackings and airport security measures in the 70s. Thats when the public began to travel by air as it became more affordable and accessible to the upper reaches of the rapidly growing middle class. As a new and growing business and consumer travel mode, it took time to recognise the dangers exploitable and weaknesses. People and baggage weren't screened or searched, both went right on the plane. It took a few hijackings and murders by plane for the industry to realize how vulnerable air flight was. You could arrive at the gate 5 min before takeff and walk on the plane. You could give a ticket you’d bought to another person if something came up and you couldnt travel at that time. You could switch your seat on the plane if there was another empty seat you liked better. I give these examples to show that knowledge and attitudes were different, back then. Technology and info availability grew leaps and bounds over the last 40ish years. So i think this KGB’s agent’s experience was quite believable. The only way the KGB would learn about procedural details like the info required on the most recent customs application version would be to learn it through spying.

Yes you right KGB could have back him up as professional spies’ school. Nonetheless acted as an amateur spy school. My take on that is that KGB has shown this amateur style in a number of occasion, so they have more name than they deserve. Luck of us.

OMFG. I LAUGHED at this!!! It's SO true!!! One point for Bureacracy!!! LOLOL~!!!

Bureaucracy, hilarious!! However, let’s train you to fake join the Taliban, etc. as a spy...😱

@@wonderwoman6019 Hey man..he will still be unable to become the president😂😂😂

Sav .k7 that doesn't make sense

You copied the guy

Troglodytic 6 Masses are you a traveling man?

@@265darkmirror 🤐

I’d read it

From kgb to capitalism!

differnt countries use different phrases, same thing basiclly

U cant take a joke can u..

Deadass

no its tea

I'm your brother

kata lol

katalog catalog and SMACKALOG

@zbestman1 Doubt it

I don’t get it.

The Banta Brigade *too

To what?

*too

Don't judge his grammar it's furnny ( If someone says that i can't spell, eat a fucking sandwich)

Segs Bruh you can't spell, it's "funny" *Eats sandwich*