“I don’t see speeding as a big issue.” - man that got hit by a car

I wouldn't call him a "911 Operator", more like a "Crime Advisor" where people call him to learn how to commit crimes.

As a former interpreter that also took the occasional 911 call... this game ain't too far off, that's exactly how people called in... except we had no ignore button 💁

i dont know about anyone else but kevin taking his time talking to the man on the train tracks gave me such anxiety

Kevin accidentally saving that guy who was gonna kill himself is the definition of chaotic good

I love how Kevin didn't even mean to save that one guy, but he somehow managed to talk him out of killing himself through song. Kevin confirmed Disney Princess

LMAO "Sir, I know what I'm doing. My dad's a firefighter" *Immediately blows up*

Kevin: accidentally prevents a man from committing suicide by singing with him *Everyone liked that*

Kevin kills everyone apart from the man who wanted to die...

Kevin accidentally saving that person by singing was surprisingly wholesome

The call with the husband "strangling" his wife, is actually a reference to a recorded polish 911 phone call from a few years back. That's a surprising easter egg :D

" A block of flats is on fire." Kevin: *Hysterically laughing* That was me!

In a strange way, this is actually genuinely anxiety inducing. Calling 911 and having Kevin answer is a very specific kind of nightmare you never want to find yourself in

Didn't think I'd ever hear the sentence: "Look. I get it, you're stuck in an elevator, but I've got a guy on south side of the city with a lightbulb stuck up his ass so it's not really that bad, is it?" I hope there will be more 112 operator videos.

"Don't come to my house" yeah no idea why some fans do this. I just send him a self addressed envelope for him to put his toenails, hair and lose skin in like a normal person.

"We wanted to go and hunt some ladybugs...and we got lost...and..." "Well kiddo, thats natural selection for ya best of luck" 🤣🤣🤣

Basically what we all thought. Kevin as a 911 Operator: "Oh my God! Stop calling me!"

The fact that Kevin accidentally saved a man from suicide by just fucking around-

Idk what's scarier, Kevin being the only person that can save you or the fact that he kept getting promoted xD

there is an actual thing of ordering a pizza from 911, its something you do when you are kidnapped and don't want the person that kidnapped you to know, a police officer did a speech in my school once and said it if i remember correctly

Kevin gets a chance to experience what it's like in the aftermath of his presence.

Imagine calling the emergency number and hearing: “Stop calling me, I’m busy!”

"I have an emergency!" "That sounds like a you problem."

I was so fucking triggered when Kevin just sat there while the guy had started his car on the train tracks and was stalling to pick an option.

Cork: children getting lost, unconscious girlfriends, Slender man attack Kevin: ♪you know I’m being someoneeee♪

Girl: "he doesn't look in any particular way" Also girl: "he doesn't have a fucking face"

Kevin: Starts goofing with singing man, ends up saving his life... Us: Careful, he's a hero.

“We don’t really have armed police here” Americans: come again?

Imagine calling the police about an exploded building and the operator goes: "Yeah, haha, funniest thing: that was actually me! LOL" :D

Caller: "I found a body... a dead body." Kevin: "What?! Are you in my basement, young man?"

"Make sure you bring a lighter in case the lights go out" Mate I cried on that one🤣🤣

Imagine calling 911 and being in mortal danger, and hearing on the line, “hello there friend my name is Kevin”

Kevin: *is evil on purpose* Kevin: *is speechless when something bad happens*

7:30 Caller: **starts singing** Kevin: **sings along** 10:32 Caller: "There's a bomb at the school" Also Kevin: "Another one of these prank calls"

Kevin: physically cannot stop himself accusing every caller of being a prank Also Kevin: whaaa?? Reputation low??? 🥺

“It’s just a light bulb.” - Kevin’s answer to every emergency.

Kevin: “Go faster to lose him” Person on the phone: “ok..... AHHHHH *crash*” Funniest fucking part man 😂

"Dispatcher, I'd like to report a murder." "Deal with your own fecking problems! Don't whine to me!"

"I missed an unconscious girlfriend." "CHILDREN WERE LOST"

As someone who lives in America I will now only refer to the Bomb Squad as the Bombulance thanks to Kevin

Kevin accidentally talking down a suicidal man by jamming out with him. *TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*

"A woman was hit by a car" "I might've caused that" 😂😂

“Yes! I’m gonna defend Cork!” Cork: D ;

hELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE WAY KEVIN SAID "LONDON" aT 8:40

Kevin accidentally saving a life from just messing around and singing is like the epitome of his personality; a chaotic lad but by god is he someone who's actually really caring and doesn't even know it

"A block of flats is on fire. I've never seen anything like this before." In London? Are you sure about that?

This AnacondaKiwi person has been your patreon for so long, been hearing him in outros for years now

I was laughing everytime you said "ahh what was that song called??" bcs it's literally called Operator

I’m a nursing school student currently working in emergency care and damn Kevin would make my job so much easier they would either arrive already dead or not at all. Thanks for your great work Kev!

Hey Kevin, the call from a man who strangled his wife is an actual emergency report that happened in poland long time ago, It was used as a meme couple of years later. Developers put in in game as an easter egg

Kevin when a Karen complains about soup: *Sends the entire might of the police force of Ireland* Kevin when there’s an actual emergency: Oh yeah, spicy food outta do the trick.

I love how when Kevin moved to London he got PROMOTED.

Caller: “Everything’s on fire!!” Kevin: “This is fine.”

The bit where he unknowingly prevented a suicide had me laughing so hard

Kevin "solving" these ermency calls actually sound like some people that work with me in tech support 😂

"There's a stabbing... STAB 'EM BACK!"

Everyone: “police in horror movies are so unrealistic” The police: “Hello my name is Kevin”

“This is like the green goblin trying to fool Spider-Man” 😂

9:22 I almost had to call 911 for myself, damn near died laughing. I slowed the video down to see what the call was for, it was a person in Diabetic Shock. Imagine calling and waiting 15sec or so and while the call is ringing your in a complete panic/worried state, and just as the call connects before you can say anything you get immediately hung up on lol. Man I fecking love Kevin, I forget all my stress and worries for a few when I'm watching one of your videos. You probably won't see this Kev but if you do, thank you for adding some joy to me and many others who watch your videos. Keep doing you!

"okay, where on the ground. what now?" i dont know who the voice actor for this child is but i love them.

"911!" "No, this is Kevin." *hangs up*

Woman: "a block of flats is on fire!" Kevin: HAHAHAHAHA

This seems like a good video to show first-time viewers. Sort of easing them into the wonderful chaos that is Kevin.

Kevin was actually right when he chose the "push hard" option for chest compressions. It takes a lot of force, so much so that it is not at all uncommon for people to break the person's ribs.

someone: i'm trapped in fire i can't breathe kevin: try to breathe

19:29 this man is literally risking his life for a car, just get insurance, and or place your life above a car

112 on london people : american accent

"Hello? I've been hit by a car on my way home from the theatre, can you send-" "Sounds like that was your own fault you fecking egit" *hangs up*

I laughed so hard when Kevin actually saved someone accidentally

Kevin, when kids are lost: i sleep Kevin when guy sing: yeaaaah song

This is the funniest vid on youtube no lie the the way he manages to mess up so unawaringly and then move on like nothing. The operator behind him seeing im disrigar calls and sing along with alsomos suicides is probablly the funnyiest thing ive ever seen

Imagine you call emergency, say "hello" and then hear "yellow"

Me: calls 911 911: Hey there, friends, my name is Kevin Me: Oh. Oh no

I forgot about Drunkn Bar Fight... "Here comes the Asian man, nyeeeeeow!"

9:15 for some reason this made me laugh uncontrollably 😂. I'm such a child

Oh my god, the "I strangled her" bit comes from the actual phonecall that happened in Poland :D It used to be a big thing a couple years ago

No one: Kevin trying to say ambulance: amba-ambabom-bom-b-bombom-bombabam-bom-bombalance

Kevin is gonna give me anxiety with this game!!! 🤣

This is one of my favorites Kevin has ever done. Gets me every time, even though I've already heard it a million times.

Caller: "He is not injured, he's dead." Kevin: "How do you know?" Caller: "There's a hole in his head." ...would you...not call an additional hole in someone's head that caused or contributed to their death...an injury??

I would looove to watch kevin play more of this omgg how he saved that guy with a song is priceless lmao

“A block of flats is on fire!” “Oh yeah funny you should mention that”

“She’s deceiving me! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” Why did that totally take me out 💀

"I strangled her.... oh wait she's getting up! So sorry" Dammit Achmed, everytime

"There was a stabbing, stab them back -Oh my reputation was too low" Good summary of Kevin being Kevin

Please more of this! I love you arguing to people saying they are not in danger

The old timey song is “Operator” by Jim Croce

if kevin operated 911 in real life, he would end getting someone arrested for murder when they were calling for noise complaint

Kevin: plays as an emergency phone service operator Also Kevin: STOP CALLING I'M BUSY!

*kevin answering a 911 call*: HEY THERE FRIEND HOWS IT GOING MY NAME IS KEVIN

I love how you worked in Ireland and England yet everyone was American

Kevin just told a kid to lay on the ground and turn their phone off

This game has made me realise if Kevin did this for real he'd be a sociopath. I actually almost cried when he told the lost child to turn off his only communication.

Drive fast and chaotically **Goes mach 2**

You here all these stories about 911 operators who have heard horrific things on the phone and are still scarred by it but Kevin’s just like “I gotta warn ya, I’m on a bad streak”

Imagine calling 911 and hearing "hey there friend, how's it going?" You'd be *fecked*

I am glad you're from Cork as well Kevin. We need a true hero around here.

i went on a break from watching youtube for about idk 6 months? and coming back to this makes me smile soooooo much. i missed watching kevin, though now i can binge watch!!

Kevin: "I ignored a lot of speeding and red light offences. I just don't see them as a big issue." SAYS THE MAN WHO GOT HIT BY A CAR!

Someone: "How are you, my friend" Kevin: "This is freaky..." Also Kevin: "HEYTHEREFRIENDS"