I Was Stabbed With A Samurai Sword For A £100K Bounty

I Was Stabbed With A Samurai Sword For A £100K Bounty | Minutes With

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In this episode of Minutes With, we hear from Adam Muganzi a former armed robber. Adam recounts his story, from having a £100k bounty placed on his head by a drug kingpin, night-time police raids to being stabbed in the stomach with a samurai sword. After spending 10 years in prison, Adam has since turned his life around and now works to help rehabilitate young people who are imprisoned.
00:00 - 00:31 - Intro
00:31 - 01:15 - Early Life
01:15 - 05:00 - Expelled For Drug Dealing
05:00 - 07:41 - Hiding Guns In My Bedroom
07:41 - 10:03 - Stabbed With A Samurai Sword For £100K Bounty
10:03 - 12:50 - Police Raids
12:50 - 15:19 - Stealing From Politicians
15:19 - 16:11 - It Was A Dangerous Lifestyle
16:11 - 19:35 - The Robbery That Went Wrong
19:35 - 21:30 - Turning My Life Around
21:30 - 22:42 - Doing The Right Thing
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@LADbible Ай бұрын

Thank you to Adam Muganzi for taking part in this episode. You can follow Adam on Instagram @iamghostgenetics

@amsf1 Ай бұрын

That kid he bullied got him back so coldly... 🥶 "yeah, I'll help you..."

@d1brentfordfan373 8 күн бұрын

Nothing cold abt snitching, u must be a fed or something

@justanotharegularguy6509 7 күн бұрын

@@d1brentfordfan373 Depends on what you snitch abt and on who it is.

@The_hidden-Life 4 күн бұрын

@@d1brentfordfan373 brentford

@ayonna2668 2 күн бұрын

@@d1brentfordfan373 thats such a limited take... you clearly dont think for yourself

@amiarizzo Ай бұрын

The eye contact and no blinking is more scary then the story

@callummcmullan5970 Ай бұрын

Not really tbh, it just seems respectful to the interviewer, answering the questions and explaining the story’s while looking at at them instead of looking at the floor or somewhere else

@kolis_ Ай бұрын

😂😂 this comment

@shqiptare4944 Ай бұрын

this guy using coke for sure

@randomthings8057 Ай бұрын

@@shqiptare4944nah lol

@brownliketheearth Ай бұрын

@@callummcmullan5970 there's a difference between respect and demanding respect by control and power. I don't know him, but I've met folks like him. They just don't say respect, they say "you better respect me." Eyes like a wolf, really, watching and understanding, that's how he's survived and made it to be able to speak in this video now.

@Machine_Age Ай бұрын

Police cadet kid did him dirty 😂

@joshweaver7998 Ай бұрын

init what a savage hahahaha

@Magneticvortex-kk4gb Ай бұрын

Revenge is best served dirty

@ORA777-xj4vt Ай бұрын

Revenge😮

@Elektrikkiss Ай бұрын

Lmao right revenge is a dish best served cold

@rhurlez5914 Ай бұрын

Karma is a mf

@sassybakka Ай бұрын

I noticed that he is honest to the T guy! he doesnt flinch much, doesnt stumble over the words, everythings coming out straight up without any small talk or any other bs. very likeable guy. I pray for him, that he keeps on good path and God helps him on his work, helping people, and most of all himself. Bless him.

@Lee19976 Ай бұрын

Said he went to live with his dad and then kept talking like he was living with his mum and think some was exaggerated, said he was making 2k a week but need to save for a 500 pound shotgun

@noahsmith280 Ай бұрын

@@Lee19976 it also says after getting kicked out of school he moved in with his mum and sister....

@finanmichael2474 Ай бұрын

@@Lee19976i think you honestly may be brain dead

@owendcj Ай бұрын

@@Lee19976 yh but he was trapping reup of weed n coke like 500 a week everything else aswell and he said he moved back into his mums

@Shoot4Free28 Ай бұрын

@@Lee19976when ur making fast money, ur living fast so saving money just for the sake of it isn’t something that woulda been on his mind. Hence why he would need to save up to buy a gun

@stevequinny Ай бұрын

One of the best Minutes With I've watched. Intense individual, obviously once was not a nice person but now oddly seems very reasonable and likeable. And very intelligent.

@aobdesigned3881 Ай бұрын

Yeah. You must be unconscience too ??! 🤔

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

Billy bullshitter

@user-hg1ku2zl4d Ай бұрын

@@aobdesigned3881right ! Like are people okay ??

@Mydigitalepitaph Ай бұрын

People can change, as is evident here. Funny how in a lot of these videos (and the Soft white underbelly channel), a large majority have had bad childhoods.

@GavinSwaank Ай бұрын

@@aobdesigned3881I mean if you believe people can’t change then sure.

@blakebarone1809 Ай бұрын

30 seconds in and this dude is more romantic thinking about his victims than I am with my wife.

@killuazoldyck7442 Ай бұрын

I should not have laughed as hard as i did at this comment 😂😂

@samidan91 Ай бұрын

Sounds to me like you.Better give your wife some more attention before.She gives her attention to someone else

@HShango Ай бұрын

Bro 😂😂😂

@D_A_Marv Ай бұрын

@@killuazoldyck7442you and I both

@Mr_beam641 Ай бұрын

That’s legendary comment 😅

@richtee5932 Ай бұрын

I've heard his story on 3 different platforms and it's still as interesting as the first time I heard it.

@observersdesk9768 Ай бұрын

Bro is so well spoken

@HND-qh4ot Ай бұрын

‘Unconscious’

@aobdesigned3881 Ай бұрын

@@HND-qh4otI cringed so hard. However; I can't speak any Ugandan languages - so - yeah....

@LiquidSpiral Ай бұрын

Me when I’m lying through my teeth

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

Is bro? 😂 fkn kids.

@Bubble170 11 күн бұрын

@@aobdesigned3881they speak English in Uganda bro

@lout9231 Ай бұрын

Clear case of a victim of his own environment. Bloke is incredibly eloquent and his mindset suggests had he been given different opportunities he could have had a very successful start to life. Can only hopes he goes on to seek education and growth.

@SGProductions87 Ай бұрын

no. he made choices and had mental capacity to make them. he was responsible for those choices.

@lout9231 Ай бұрын

@@SGProductions87 I didn’t say he wasn’t. To pretend that environment doesn’t shape one’s choices though is painfully naive and privileged way of thinking however. Your comment immediately highlights your immediate lack of effort to understand circumstantial factors that determine outcomes and the variables involved. “Walk a mile in his shoes…” or so the saying goes.

@christalmeth613 Ай бұрын

@@lout9231His environment like many others, he had nothing and wanted what others had. He just chose to take it instead of working for it. It's easy to blame our environment but in reality it's always down to the choices you make. Fair play to him for sorting himself out though, I am sure he knows it's the best decision he ever made.

@Elektrikkiss Ай бұрын

His own environment? Ain't nothing in his story made him out a victim of his environment

@christalmeth613 Ай бұрын

@@Elektrikkiss You obviously weren't paying attention.

@krypttt Ай бұрын

“i smoked it and the walls started moving” sounds like spice mate 🤣

@skvercetti1891 Ай бұрын

Nah my first proper time smoking my own spliff was like this as well lmao

@j.bisonboss6306 Ай бұрын

Not really

@JohnSmith-wt3bv Ай бұрын

Nah nah the first spliff hits different especially if it was that high grade…

@ItZFlipz Ай бұрын

it was causing a student to have a fit he said in the video which indicates it was not cannabis

@element5092 12 күн бұрын

My first time smoking was in the 90s, I felt like I was on the Graviton. High af at McDonald's in the mall eating ice cream and french fries. Good times.

@darylwilson1915 Ай бұрын

An extreme dude. Nothing in halves. Respect to you Adam for finding the goodness in your heart, genuine empathy for those you hurt, forgivng yourself and helping others.❤

@lucygoose2615 Ай бұрын

Young, black guys are extreme

@carllawrenczuk9173 Ай бұрын

So he threw a shotgun out a window and hit a copper with it 🙈🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

@azaanshareef5078 Ай бұрын

Might seemed hard to belive but when the youths are riding on mopeds pointing 9 mm pistols at you, you belive it when he says he threw a shotgun out the window and hit a cop

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

@@azaanshareef5078lol what?

@robertHuggins-lm1mb Ай бұрын

U HAVE NO CLUE MR SAUSAGE MAN

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

@rikmonoliveloopsbasslines9379 Ай бұрын

The folly of mankind is that the young man will never listen to the advice an old man gives.

@knaguar Ай бұрын

Ok this was definitely the best episode to date. What a story. What a character. Thanks for sharing this.

@StockPickersAcademy Ай бұрын

Finding a gun and not confronting your child 😮

@poppyjj7456 Ай бұрын

That bit right there got me, I'd get a one way ticket to Uganda, tell him we're off on holiday and put him in a boarding school over there. The teachers there have zero policy for bad behaviour. They'd have straightened him in one term.

@Martin-ph9gw 6 күн бұрын

@@poppyjj7456 Exact thing happened to me. Got dragged into a beef that was no business of my own and I relished in fear and hurting other people because of the weapons I carried and the fear I lacked. My first half term in Vienna College Namugongo humbled me 😂

@LisandraPereira777 Ай бұрын

Wish you all the best dude! Hope you stay on the right path ❤

@KK-fv3hq 15 күн бұрын

Imagine your parentes escapes Uganda. Then you come to the uk and start robbing the people that took you in. What a disgrace of human being. That side has inflicted so much trauma on people

@leozoldyck6549 2 күн бұрын

If you take a homeless person off the streets and into your home, but give them the bare minimum to survive , you don’t offer prospects of employment and careers, you dont integrate them into rest of society , and you expose them to criminals , do you think that homeless person is gonna do any good?😂think critically

@jignaeri9761 23 сағат бұрын

man you people think immigrants must be like sheep when they come, you know white people do crime too yes?

@hardc0revirus Ай бұрын

This was worth the watch

@_ABC_123 Ай бұрын

Moral of story everyone a gangsta until they get 25 😂

@The_hidden-Life 4 күн бұрын

in el salvador mate.

@HaVoKShOtzZ Ай бұрын

Nice to hear a “roadman” that can articulate themselves properly

@randomthings8057 Ай бұрын

💯

@Uunidentifiedd Ай бұрын

Out of all things that’s what you cared to comment

@carlitoclout65 Ай бұрын

@@Uunidentifieddthese ppl are weird man. They hear a mle accent and assume they are gangmembers. Nonsense

@Mkeee Ай бұрын

Would say his skill set is a bit higher than a “roadman”.

@uknown.p1297 15 күн бұрын

He weren’t no roadman

@samclark9384 Ай бұрын

he 100 percent sold those kids spice

@calebmorley3313 Ай бұрын

No doubt about it

@jc_9787 Ай бұрын

That's what all weed addicts say

@Bubble170 11 күн бұрын

@@jc_9787 weed addicts? Weed is not addictive. Habit forming yes, but not addictive like other drugs. Further, spice can cause immediate convulsions and weed does not do that. Please educate yourself lol. It’s not about what people say it’s about scientific fact.

@The_hidden-Life 4 күн бұрын

@@Bubble170 exactly

@ronrowefc Ай бұрын

You know what’s interesting… this dude is really intelligent and well articulated. He just used it for something negative and I feel like there’s a lot of people like that. Intelligence at a high level using it for negative things

@poppyjj7456 Ай бұрын

I think he's on the spectrum but hasn't got a diagnosis. His delivery, his intensity in his eyes indicates he might have something.

@tmv9851 Ай бұрын

I swear they could make a movie about this guy. Quite the interesting story.

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

I think he’s watched too many.

@trin162 Ай бұрын

@@1ChxnceLxnce NO, YOU have watched too many. Where the hell do you think the ideas for gangster movies come from ya simple-minded donut. lol

@Noname-nn2hm Ай бұрын

😂@@1ChxnceLxnce

@apostlethereal Ай бұрын

What the fuck is interesting about this goof?

@domonikoldham7387 Ай бұрын

thank you for your story adam , your words were so solid and eloquent and perfectly cohesively spoken that i saw what you were saying through my minds eye , thank you for your experiences dude

@camillelamb7377 27 күн бұрын

Bless up. Godspeed🙏🏼

@Omgstreetfood 16 күн бұрын

Best one I’ve seen on here

@millyfade9973 Ай бұрын

His eye contact is wild 😂

@Matthew_Ssali Ай бұрын

Im from London but of Ugandan extract, Ugandans make alot of eye contact compared to the English.

@You-Tuber2024 Ай бұрын

Just remember, if he wasn’t caught, he would most likely still be doing all the crime that he was doing. Good to see/hear he’s changed his life around but it’s at the cost of others Good luck in life

@sultanabran1 Ай бұрын

I've always said. people know inside what is good and what is bad. even bad guys know what is good. they know how to be good, but it's a choice they make to be bad. i respect and hope adam keeps going the way he's going. good lad

@thegreatest2107 Ай бұрын

Listen yeah, when he said I slide it in with you I lost all composure 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Deenoverdunyasquad Ай бұрын

I dont really comment but have met ghost on multiple occasions and this man is a inspiration on someone whos turned there life around has given me some really good advice he prays works honestly whats not to like and a giant of a man and doesnt take steroids may allah bless you allways my brother true lion 💯❤️

@hashimjaved9262 Ай бұрын

Mashallah great to see Adam on Ladbible. Been watching his other podcast. Great influence for people.

@wagwan6248 Ай бұрын

This guy was so intense and well spoken. Wish him all the best

@ApexVenator Ай бұрын

Should've had more support at school. If they'd been able to talk to him and understand what he needs then maybe he wouldn't of needed to be kicked out.

@SurfMastery-kz6je Ай бұрын

I blame his mom. She finds a gun, throws it out and doesn't even confront her son? Something is wrong with that.

@nigelmiller500 Ай бұрын

Smart kids like this guy need leadership and discipline or they quickly lose respect for people and systems.

@Browngeezer Ай бұрын

CEO of no blink

@michael43567 Ай бұрын

Exactly. Permanent exclusion for a pack of weed is a bit extreme imo. Should've given a suspension first

@sarahbrown1558 Ай бұрын

Really enjoyed listening to his story! I think people can change and he is living proof of that.

@JSE4 Ай бұрын

If you believe that he’s really changing. He doesn’t know any other life, quite sad really

@roxana-ambersweetman Ай бұрын

Not handling his evidence to a police cadet ffs 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

@soul2soul4 Ай бұрын

I nearly passed out

@youtune2422 Ай бұрын

He said on another podcast that kid is now a police officer 😂

@kolis_ Ай бұрын

All these criminals be legit businessmen making big bucks on the wrong side of the law. How about just flipping that right side up. You‘ll get to keep the money w/o bounty or bars

@dropoutmajor 5 күн бұрын

I’m like half way in and so invested and can say this is prolly a LadBible classic This is a movie😂

@unknowngrim1767 7 күн бұрын

a real life savage, no lies no games👌🏽good to see your doing positive stuff now, was with this guy in hmp springhill. free all the guys🤲🏾

@garymurphy2463 Ай бұрын

Best of luck on your new path my friend. 13 years down mine. Funny my daughter turns 13 this year. Peace and love brother 🇮🇪

@ianhayes3980 Ай бұрын

To be fair you carnt blame the kid for snitching about the drugs in school seeing as the kid inspired to be a police officer so was just doing what he believed was right and would be beneficial to him also he had no reason to help you seeing as you very likely made his life hell for years before that moment That's karma carnt be mad at the kid for that

@element5092 12 күн бұрын

"I didn't know if i was going back to school, but this is it for me. They called my mother." LoL

@harnsisdead9197 15 күн бұрын

got to respect how well he speaks

@njorun1829 19 күн бұрын

You couldn't swim... that to me is a significant class marker. Thanks for sharing your story, I hope people listen to it.

@Actingskint Ай бұрын

It takes a big man to be honest about his mitakes in life . Absolute respect to you , & your honesty . Long may you inspire the next generation , looking to buiid a life for themselves outside crime .

@Yogi22727 Ай бұрын

We all make mitakes.

@axetrill9847 Ай бұрын

"23 minutes with" *checks video length

@randomthings8057 Ай бұрын

😂so?

@axetrill9847 Ай бұрын

@@randomthings8057 soooo d

@axetrill9847 Ай бұрын

@@randomthings8057 so??? I thought it was dee??

@abigail_dutton Ай бұрын

All that comes to mind is… lies, lies, lies! This was too funny listening to him trip himself up so many times 😂😂

@kylegibson5933 14 күн бұрын

So I guess it was a lie he went to prison for 10 years 😂 what you think lad bible don't do their research on the guest they get on? Jesus Christ you're gullible.

@alexb8132 Күн бұрын

Wtf are you talking about? Cmon from someone who knows nothing about that life lol put a sock init you sound dumb

@NarcoticZombie Ай бұрын

I don't believe they would of put a 100k bounty on him tbh

@1Morethan6 Ай бұрын

Alright

@justsaying1769 Ай бұрын

Okay

@rossmonty1911 Ай бұрын

Not a fucking chance hahahaha

@Elektrikkiss Ай бұрын

While he's honest he's definitely embellished certain things. That 100k was more like 400 dollars

@carlitoclout65 Ай бұрын

It was the Morrisons who done it. Probably true

@lavarball6344 Ай бұрын

I can clearly see that the lights are on but no one’s home😂😂😂

@theboxingobjective9555 Ай бұрын

The eyes dont lie

@soul2soul4 Ай бұрын

Facts he looks intense

@angelasansierra2667 Ай бұрын

Moved to London to live with his dad. His mum found the guns in his room and kicked him out of her house. And no blinking, and "unconsciense". Something is off 😂

@ew1852 Ай бұрын

Can you not read… it literally said his mum moved from Uganda to London after he got kicked out of school and he went to live with her

@angelasansierra2667 Ай бұрын

@@ew1852 READ?

@ew1852 Ай бұрын

@@angelasansierra2667 yes read dummy. It came up on the screen

@liamsmith4834 Ай бұрын

Watched this on all platforms tells the story great obviously different here and their but never the less

@sukiafc Ай бұрын

Glad he's found remorse and the light that takes courage in itself. He can help so many others potentially on that path. Bless

@jaybarnes6736 Ай бұрын

He's clever and totally totally insane

@HH-xd5zi Ай бұрын

sociopath vibes

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

This guy must tell stories with Soulja boy

@KK-fv3hq 15 күн бұрын

That guy has inflicted so much trauma on people. Something is realy wrong with him

@gs4life92rips.e7 Ай бұрын

Bro a supervillain

@KL-qq1mu Ай бұрын

Is he really actually looking at the interviewer that whole time? What must have been going through her mind 😂

@jjash Ай бұрын

First he says he’s very meticulous and paranoid then he says he does 2-3 robberies a day sometimes just based on a phone call 😂😂😂

@trin162 Ай бұрын

"in planning"...meticulous in PLANNING and those jobs were high quality due to his rep. Relax your civilian self.

@jjash Ай бұрын

@@trin162 relax YOUR personal assistant self or are you one his youths? 😂 my Qs was where was the “in planning” and meticulousness and attention to detail when he didn’t know which red door to send his boys to or then the next job led to get caught..

@mrmasterson114 Ай бұрын

Most criminals have vision of granduer they are full time bullshiters

@36Bando0TBE Ай бұрын

@@jjashall i know dis kid had a dotty at 15

@wagwan6248 Ай бұрын

Wedgie boy was waiting his whole life for that opportunity

@brendonthomas2555 14 күн бұрын

This young man's very intense you can see he was really COLD AS ICE as a criminal. Wish him the best with his new walk in search of redemption...

@mattatk92 Ай бұрын

These are the type of guys cultural enrichment brings to your country

@M.H.N_ Ай бұрын

Good story teller… unconscious but remembered the knife exactly 🤥

@randomthings8057 Ай бұрын

Huh

@085cur1ty Ай бұрын

the police or people who were there could have told him what he was stabbed with🤡

@yah7130 Ай бұрын

Only God knows how the confrontation with his mother went. Cos i know for a fact he didn't approach her so calmly in that manner

@changwillneverdie9378 Ай бұрын

i heard. "IM really smart n like a ghost. car crashed and ran to a pier."

@Germanicworlds Ай бұрын

10 years in prison. Crime doesn't pay.

@LILTANTILT 27 күн бұрын

Fact he's just ya typical raod man fam.. Made a few quid bullied a few peeps did a bit if bird now giving it the bigun... he's still living in the past and wallowing in it... turned a new leaf me bollocks... Guarantee he's still selling and upto no good under the guies of promoting a positive life.

@RockApe_ Ай бұрын

Making 2 bags a week but saving up to buy a shotgun for 5 bills 🧐

@michael43567 Ай бұрын

I've listened to other interviews of him. He'd reinvest into his "business". So cars, guns & also remodelled his mum's house.

@justjack4529 Ай бұрын

Watching from Limehouse haha

@DNBCYPHER Ай бұрын

do this on RTM, Ghost..

@ednix6357 Ай бұрын

Be good from now on and life will be beautiful

@viiviqa Ай бұрын

Godbless this young man. He’s been through it, came out the other side. Very intelligent & articulated himself well. 🤝💯

@f2556 Ай бұрын

Scary

@JamesTaylor-tp7gk Ай бұрын

Real guy...👊

@ColinWatson-rd4td 13 сағат бұрын

Man like ghost haven't seen him since we were in d cat spring hill man left me his stereo an his a sick pt nuff love big man ,c.jay

@randomthings8057 Ай бұрын

I guess he says why but 😮btw interesting cool /well spoken guy

@chrispearce3103 Ай бұрын

This is the second time he has been on here, or this is a reupload.

@HShango Ай бұрын

Reupload maybe

@ApparentlyImKJ Ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@ROMZZ5 Ай бұрын

Damn I just feel sorry for his mum the poor woman getting her house raided day in day out RIP

@EnnVP Ай бұрын

This guy has massive hands

@1Morethan6 Ай бұрын

Hes like 6’5

@Devildanny666 Ай бұрын

Seeems like a nice dude now positive guy respect 👌

@observersdesk9768 Ай бұрын

He looks like Lil Durk

@beammeupscottyny Ай бұрын

Does he???

@BAghz00 Ай бұрын

I was thinking the same haha

@seemyooze Ай бұрын

actually yea that an trippie redd

@1ChxnceLxnce Ай бұрын

@@seemyoozeyea yea - black ppl.

@elliegoulding744 Ай бұрын

Kinda though ... Resembles more like

@adh...lemonwaffles5660 Ай бұрын

Threw a sawn off out the window hit a old bill in the head and did 18 months is crazy

@James99-lo6xn Ай бұрын

Bruh must be getting the bag of there vids he been on every platform

@bradan_2k916 15 күн бұрын

this guy ghost was a whole strategist

@hypeballderic Ай бұрын

damn adam was eloquent with it

@baizeenamz 27 күн бұрын

The fact that he doesn’t blink 😬 Yeahh 💀

@BobHarlie Ай бұрын

5 mins in and this is the biggest gas merchant iv ever heard in my life.

@richardhands904 Ай бұрын

I got the feeling he was lying

@kylegibson5933 14 күн бұрын

you are a KZfaq dweller, ain't you the pinnacle?

@ricardoricochet3021 3 күн бұрын

Ask bout ghost in east u muppet lol

@Oshunlove430 Ай бұрын

This was a powerful one.

@LILTANTILT 27 күн бұрын

Wallowing in his glories reliving them as he tries his best to be articulate as he knows this will bring eyes on him Typical road man 🔔🔚 fam

@MASTERCLASS515 Ай бұрын

Man well done for changing your life I am in spirit garden right now and I think thank fuck I am not in it.

@craig4902 Ай бұрын

This man makes up better storys than roald dahl

@millyfade9973 Ай бұрын

4:18 dam

@dascudder Ай бұрын

Enjoyable minutes with. Pleasantly surprised that he says ‘asked’ and not ‘axed’ - that’s something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around

@Soppygangster Ай бұрын

INT. LONDON PUB - NIGHT The Long Mac and Cigar Brigade, along with their mates from Liverpool docks, the Eh Up Chucky Boys, are having a grand old time in the dodgy pub. They think they're slick with their smartgrass and iGrass gadgets, feeling like the kings of the underworld. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in storms a group of people dressed up as Cilla Black, belting out her greatest hits. "EH UP! Rise of the self confessors, you're nicked!" they shout, in their best Cilla impression. Little did the gangsters know, the NCA had been playing them all along. IMSI stingrays and the Oxygen Forensic Detective were in play, ready to bring down the curtain on their little show. The Long Mac and Cigar Brigade and the Eh Up Chucky Boys are rounded up faster than you can say "Oi, mate, that's my pint." Their smartgrass and iGrass gadgets were no match for the NCA's high-tech wizardry. As they sit in their cozy jail cells, the gangsters can't help but chuckle at their own stupidity. They thought they were the smartest blokes in town, but turns out they were about as sharp as a spoon. ENCROCHAT encroachment? More like a comedy of errors. The Oxygen Forensic Detective and IMSI catcher combo had them singing a different tune - one of defeat and embarrassment. The Long Mac and Cigar Brigade and the Eh Up Chucky Boys learned the hard way that you don't mess with the NCA. They may have thought they were on top of the world, but reality hit them like a ton of bricks. And so, the curtain falls on our not-so-clever criminals, as they come to terms with the fact that they were outplayed by the forces of justice. Oh, what a jolly old time it was.