1 hour and 7 minutes of sage shit talking a fictional child😭😭

Bro I forgot how dirty goten be doing trunks in these broly movies

Sage’s jokes really be for a audience of one sometimes LMAOOOOOO

trunks got his @$$ beat in this whole 3 movie trilogy

Never thought about it but both of them standing on each others’ shoulders to see anything was actually hilarious in hindsight because they can both FLY at this point

Might have to call you the drake of the dragon ball community with way you are constantly on this child’s case.

My man just discovered that the dbz movies aren't cannon This is such a *BIG* discovery we must give credit to this guy

To be fair to goten, its fucking broly

Ngl goten and trunks made this 10x more ass and 10x more better💀💀💀

I will unironically say this....Even though it's bad. It is funny as fuck.

Hot take I don't think this movie is as bad as people say it is I ain't calling it peak far from it, but its not the worst Dragon Ball Z movie.

This movie gets to point faster than Second Coming

Sage movie came out in July/9/94. Manga Gotenks came July/26/94.

About Bio-Broly and the blood stuff: Dragon Ball's universe is one where you can put a fucking house in a capsule, have a time machine, magical beans, androids that adapt to everything and a radar for magical spheres that grant wishes. Recostructing a warrior by sampling their blood is NOT a far-fetched thing, there has been way more absurd shit and that's part of why DB feels so unique and original. Creating a time machine is fine but advanced DNA studies isn't? I say this 'cause I've seen people calling this a bullshit way to bring back Broly, but honestly the problem was that they brought back Broly in the first place, not how they did it. This was actually one of the few things that made sense in the entire movie.

14:12 In Goten's defense, Trunks grows up around Bulma, and was likely told more about Cell since his future self was there, and Bulma and Vegeta know how to explain it better. Gotten grows up with Goku and plays around with Trunks. Gohan usually wants alone time with Videl, and Chi-Chi hasn't been making Goten study like she has Gohan.

So this guy hates Gohan AND Goten? lmao

Why you hating on Goten when they gotta use HIS (and his families move) to win? Lmao

24:45 Goten said I wish dad was here and Shenron granted the wish

24:53 I don't think it's implied he was brought back to life, but instead, his dead body was just brought there temporarily to help in the battle, since Gotens words were only "I wish dad was here." Its completely possible Goku was summoned for a short period cause Shenron needed an excuse not to get blown up by Brolys big ass

12:50 nope, Goten and Trunks are both identically bottoms. Imagine forgetting you can A. fly, or B. have the physical strength to hold yourself up to the window without even being conscious of it. For Christ's sake, they do one fingered push ups.

Bro hates goten on some Kendrick level LMAO

Gotten was a square till his teenage years and he was pullin baddies left and right

At this point the Goten hate is a kink

“my shoulderrr 😫” - Goten

Bro’s flaming a 7 year old 😷

Next vid: react to why dbz movies can’t be canon

If this movie “supposedly” happens when 18 was on Hercule about the prize money shouldn’t Krillin be a statue? 🤔

6:05 “The only thing your taking is my plate back to the kitchen” 😭😭😭

46:21 my guy you over here clowning on goten when trunks get clapped and punched out you on some “someone help trunks I feel bad” 🤦🏿‍♂️😭 bias is WOCKY

Love ❤ seeing Goten and Trunks getting the spotlight in a movie 😊

Sage a bully man chill on Goten

Fun fact: Despite the fact people say he hates Goku due to the crying he actually doesn’t, in the Japanese Dub of the Z Broly movie Paragus explained that Broly actually sensed Goku’s power when he first arrived on the trap planet/New Planet Vegeta and that caused his saiyan instincts to go out of control which made him see Goku as a powerful opponent he wanted to fight and kill, the crying had nothing to do with it. Also in the JP dub he only knows Goku’s saiyan name because Vegeta said it right in front of Broly. Broly also only starts remembering Goku right when he is defeated.

7:58 just wait till Toyotaro make him peak, lil bro's gonna be ui before you could even say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious lmao

The movies are stated to be a different timeline for example future trunks timeline is different from the maintime

ONE thing you can say about the movie, the setting for the fight is unique. A factory/dark laboratory flooding with toxic acid? That goes kinda hard ngl, unfortunately the concept was wasted on Bio-Broly

Dont let this man see sayian saga goku, he was getting his ass BEAT

50:50 That was more than a full moon, I thought they were past this this! 😱😨😰

The movie isn't before buu, it's most likely a timeline where they beat dabura and goku vegeta never fight, buu doesn't get released

10:22 My boy Dotodoya catching a random stray 😂

46:01 Bro, I lost it. Goten really left Trunks twice and was struggling meanwhile his friend has done most of the work and now we got shoulder pains in the big moment where you box up. But in all seriousness I laugh but I find Goten as a whole wildly inoffensive. He a kid with 7 years in peacetime. Let him be a joyful little guy.

Bro this whole video had me fucking dying 😂

Um, ACTUALLY according to the daizenshuu, his name is Mark 🤓

20:23 My first grade teacher didn't let me use the bathroom, I pissed myself mid-class and had to go home bro 💀

I’ll still say that second coming is overall worse, no family kamehameha will ever make up for that disgrace of an opening subplot

Goten is 7 in this most of the things he does is expected I don't get the clowning from Sage😂

for me hercule love moments are moments where he doesnt fight but when he does something actually good without any ulterior motives. i really like in super when he gives goku a bunch of money at the end of the first ep i think. thats what I consider a cool hercule moment

I believe Akira toriyama (rip) said the DBZ movies were all alt universe, timelines, stories whatever you wanna call them. So they don't fit canonically in any sagas

I actually don't have much of a problem with Trunks and Goten never reaching their potential. They did grow up in an age of relative peace. It's only problematic when they start giving them weird power ups despite being severely undertrained and inexperienced.

I gotta see sage watch the first broly movie just so Broly can beat the one liner allegations

36:56 If it helps, I just count the movies as other alternate timelines because none of them make sense in the continuity of the series, I can find inconsistencies in all of the movies and it just hurts my head to think about, none of it makes sense... For example, another thing didn't make sense about Broly causing havoc in hell, implying that the Broly that was just killed is the one doing it, but if that Broly is in hell, then the original one should be in hell too, there should be 2 Brolys in hell now then because the one in this movie is a clone and not the original.

14:12 Ok so to be fair regarding Goten and Trunk’s difference in knowledge, we have to account for the fact that it makes sense due to the different environments that each of them grew up in. Trunk’s mom is a genius and he’s constantly around other scientist within capsul corp. where as Goten grew up literally in the woods area, now that’s not to discount what he brings to the table as in parts of this movie Goten is shown to know about and solve problems that is a lot different from Trunks but in a way it adds a different perspective. I think their dynamic is great because while there are some similarities with how each kid resembles his father personality wise, Goten and Trunks are literally the versions of Goku and Vegeta minus the toxic rivalry; They’re a pair that make up a whole which is a big contributor as to why they’re the most effective when it comes to the concept of fusion.

I died when Goten yelled "MY SHOULDER"

Imma always say it, Bio-Broly is not nearly as bad as people say and it’s not the worst of the Z movies

I enjoy these reactions way too much

50:17 why you have to do shallot like that😢

Lord Slug, Worlds Strongest, the first half of Second Coming & everything until the 3rd half of Wrath of Dragon are all way worse than this movie. Atleast this movie doesn’t try to rely on Goku, Vegeta & Gohan.

“my shoulder”🤣🤣

You say you're gonna' turn it into a drinking game, but bruh, it's like you already turnt up as it is!!🤣🤣👍 We need more drinking game material, not TOO MUCH, but I'd like to join in on it one day!!🤣👍 LET'S GO!!!

38:25 I like to think that in that scenario, in that timeline, when Gohan fought Dabura, Vegeta actually just stepped in and killed Dabura and they finished off Babidi as opposed to Vegeta taking the back seat like Goku asked him too

Timeline for the Broly movies: 1st movie: Either during the 10 days or Android 16 killed himself and Cell 2nd movie: After Cell(?) And during Gohan and Goten (and Videl)'s training. 3rd movie: Either Goku or Majin Vegeta solo'd Majin Buu

So the criteria to "enjoying" the movie are...hate on goten. Well, i kinda like goten so imma count the movie ass and call it a day

HE'S SIX 😭

nah goten can’t have fans 😭😭😭47:23 walking L was hoping for a rage boost dammm😂😂😂

Bio Broly takes place for if Gohan would've killed dabura. Hence no Buu. Plus Broly 2nd coming represents if Gohan took his training seriously during the time skip.

return of cooler next? he the coldest movie villain

They didn't learn fusion yet at this point. This movie came out 3 months before the episode that they learned to fuse.

50:15 I thought he said "Team Shallot".

25:40 It was probably because you can’t revive someone twice with earth’s dragon balls. I always assumed that due to the fact that Goku was already revived once, the dragon could only bring him back for a limited time; like how Fortuneteller Baba can bring the dead to the world of the living to fight in her tournaments, Shenron decided to bring Goku over only to help stop Broly 37:51 it can’t even be that because Goten and Trunks were on there way to Buu and Vegeta’s location lol. They would’ve had to decide to go back to the tournament, then follow 18 and Krillin ( who should be stone ).

This movie would be so mich better if it was just a bio warrior not bio broly. Giving Trunks and goten a chance to fight something close to their power without being all too crucial to the main story

When he ran out of time in ssj3 he went back 👁️👄👁️

Yeah I know, it's awful...! They didn't have Goku bail everyone out like he always does

I swear Goten secretly hates trunks cause how he get right back up in super saiyan after broly stopped whooping trunks for like 2 seconds.

I fuck with Sage but an hour of the stop, forced joke and pause for AN hour is redundant lol

“MY SHOULDER” ahh damage

🗣️MY SHOULDER

Akira Toriyama is the creator of the Deluxo (hover car from GTA V) before the game even existed 10:36

Good lord sage you really shit on goten for an hour bruh 😂😂 he's literally 6 dawg. Funny as hell though

Sage dogging on goten is lowkey the best thing that's happened for his career since gotenks 💀

Rip Teen Shallot 😮‍💨

Thought baby was going to pop out lmao. 18 sassy as always. 51:20 did Trunks hit us with the goat?

I thought of Jaguar looked like Hedo too 🤣

42:29 so if the buu arc is happening krillin should be stone due to Dabora, so how is he protecting 18 right now

COMMENTER #412 HERE … eh … not too much on Goten Sage … He was supposed to be what everyone expected Goku to be because they share the same child-like personality 🤓☝🏾

I get that these Z movies take place in their own timeline (with some movies being in the same). My guess is that in this timeline (the Z broly trilogy) SSJ3 Goku beat Fat Buu and taught the boys fusion before he left back to otherworld, which would explain the events of Janemba/Fusion reborn and its inconsistencies to the Main timeline

20:59 “Alright big boy! If you want it, you got it!” Wym by that 🤨🤨🤨

I don't think Goku appearing in Second Coming was a result of the Dragon Balls, since I don't think Shenron actually appeared. I think it was more like Goku sliding for his sons, breaking the rules like he did in the Bojack movie

Damn, Broly really got defeated by water

36:42 Whoever said that is bugging cause Krillin pulls up. Was Krillin not a stone when Gohan was fighting Dabura?

I know its not a film per say, but you should react to "Yo! Son Goku and Friends Return! 2008 Jump Tour Special!" It is way more enjoyable than this nonsensical film.

Shock value’s amazing when done right… Not when it’s done 50,000 times. 😂

Goten did the Vegeta arm hold

Krilin says he envys single men, yet he's talking about 2 lil' boys... Dafuq..?

Goten looks cool for a second before being like. OH MY SHOULDER!

Had Broly not been acid covered it might have been an ok movie lol

Nah. This is better than Cooler 2 and Second Coming and Bojack. I was far more entertained with this movie for stupid it was. Those other movies I found boring. I'd rather be entertained with this stupidy than be bored by mid. And yes this was a very entertaining video Sage. 🖕👍 I don't agree with your opinion completely on this film but I laughed a lot thanks to this.

58:28 I am not defending this film, I hate it, but that looks too different design wise from King Kai's Planet. His house is not that big and it does not have a large body of water on it, unlike this one. Also King Kai's Planet only has a single road around its equator. It has to be one of the the other Kai Planets. Has to be because Goku did not meet Pikkon until after meeting the other Kais. North, East, and South I mean.

Never seen this movie. That means this is going to be a new and chaotic experience that I am very excited for!

11:11 WOAAHHH CHILL 🤣🤣🤣

1:00:20 it's almost like this movie is non-canon and was written before or right as fusion was being introduced! 🖕🏿🖕🏾🖕🏽🖕🏼🖕🏻🖕 Also you're not gonna point out that what Goku just said was essentially Fusion Reborn but with Brioy instead of Janemba? Ngl I wanna see that fight. Also would that mean there's two brolys? Original and clone? 🖕🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

Lol great vid. But Too many beeping sounds