I watched your Deranged Tik Toks

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Жыл бұрын

I MIGHT be Live TONIGHT at: / kwite (my power keeps going out lol)
today i watched your deranged tiktoks on stream. some of these tiktoks were deranged. why are these tiktoks so deranged, whats wrong with you guys. are you... deranged?
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@Macky2Tacky Жыл бұрын

Kwite knows how much his Twitch chat and fanbase love to torture him and still gets confused when the content people send him is God awful and physically sickening.

@feedo1 Жыл бұрын

@u know me ok and

@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341 Жыл бұрын

Exactly-! 😈

@kermitdefrog5141 Жыл бұрын

@Seeing Star c. For curb T c gb

@cloudeie Жыл бұрын

oh my god is that sliver from peter knetter holy shit

@Caramel1738 Жыл бұрын

damn that pfp is a throwback lol

@c.dofficial8815 Жыл бұрын

The only headache for kwote is his own fans

@Elite_Defender Жыл бұрын

@Thank me later 🅥 sounds like something he’d do if angry enough

@charles.rambles Жыл бұрын

The bots said "my time to shine"

@alatraka4220 Жыл бұрын

@Emotional Damage wth

@assumption937 Жыл бұрын

@@Elite_Defender not wrong tho

@alatraka4220 Жыл бұрын

@@Elite_Defender no cao

@kordeliiius9821 Жыл бұрын

“As a majority queer audience, are you gonna disagree?” As an asexual, I have to

@yourmincemeat5233 Жыл бұрын

As a gay male identifying bacterial colony I also have to

@private-local-enemy Жыл бұрын

as a fellow asexual. boob good

@le_cupman Жыл бұрын

💀

@caeluslovessharks Жыл бұрын

As an Aromantic Asexual that is also maybe Agender, idk yet, I will also have to agree

@scottsbeans Жыл бұрын

As a fellow ace i unfortunately have to disagree with qwite

@forgotten_lumis5595 Жыл бұрын

I love how people try and tease Kwite for being a simp and hes just like: "YEAH, THATS RIGHT. Give me MORE of this, please" We should all strive to be more like that, tbh. So confident.

@I_GET_NO_SL33P Жыл бұрын

Are people not normally confident in being a simp? 🤨

@boiyas6518 Жыл бұрын

Room of swords pfp?

@rainbowditto9033 Жыл бұрын

Markiplier says boobs and the chat erupts into cheering and wild clapping. World peace is achieved. Anthony is even there.

@thegenderofkel Ай бұрын

what blessed visions you think of. may your flesh fall to bone only whence it has ripened duly.

@haunted.doll.s Жыл бұрын

Kwite calling Blue "he"... So sick of the fake Blue's Clues fans man, shaking my smh

@iexist6392 Жыл бұрын

yeah, like does anyone even know blues a girl at all!?!? smh my head

@sammsarabefr Жыл бұрын

i was like "HE??"

@iexist6392 Жыл бұрын

@@sammsarabefr ikr

@thatonebonkchoyguy Жыл бұрын

Wait Blue's a girl

@VineDirected Жыл бұрын

WAIT BLUES A GIRL WHAT

@Milk-ck1wv Жыл бұрын

Kwite is finally being appreciated like the good boy he is. Very proud of the edits.

@MEOWS_MORALES- Жыл бұрын

Kwite being down bad for Springtrap is the funniest shit ever 😂

@lionrobjohnson Жыл бұрын

Agreed 😂

@Poopytootie2 Жыл бұрын

Man is a REAL simp 4 him

@Lovingbeast030 Жыл бұрын

I bet he would love to get pgrenant from springtrap ong 💀

@MEOWS_MORALES- Жыл бұрын

@@Lovingbeast030 OOP 👀

@on.ya. Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe that tiktok was trying to DEFAME MARKIPLIER??? that clip just makes me love him even more, which is difficult to do.

@zomboids2100 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe that was a legit clip of someone trying to defame/stir up drama with markiplier of a video with no context

@WooffzTheCoon 4 ай бұрын

Which tt was defaming markiplier?

@joshc5613 2 ай бұрын

@@WooffzTheCoonthe one where he just said "all the elements for a great video: boobs...." (the context was that he had been on KZfaqrs re*ct and had been asked to re*ct to the MV for ME!ME!ME! by teddyloid)

@buttr5659 Жыл бұрын

5:43 dude was so bewildered that springtrap has impregnated someone other than him

@HyperfixationStation 4 ай бұрын

he does love stuffing children into places...

@HyperfixationStation 4 ай бұрын

he does love stuffing children into places...

@HyperfixationStation 4 ай бұрын

I hate that I said that

@HyperfixationStation 4 ай бұрын

apparently so does youtube...

@ProbablyRose Жыл бұрын

Ain’t no way y’all made a Kwite fan edit☠️💀☠️

@rotting_spider Жыл бұрын

Kwite has fans??

@koobiecola Жыл бұрын

it had to be done

@ProbablyRose Жыл бұрын

@@koobiecola I swear I’ve seen 189,678,427 ROBLOX characters look like your YT PFP

@CommentingOnRandomThings Жыл бұрын

@Thank me later 🅥 eh, don’t care, maybe talk about that upcoming air show somewhere in CA?

@dropl8815 Жыл бұрын

@@rotting_spider average cookie run player

@malarcher5580 Жыл бұрын

not quite sure what else he was expecting from his audience other than pure and unfiltered derangement

@DISC0MB0BULATI0N Жыл бұрын

That fanboy gremblin laugh Kwote made though 3:36 💀 💀

@Wrumb Жыл бұрын

6:29 The King Of The Warriors, the one who cannot die vs. The Immortal queen, born before time

@ThePepsiCrusader Жыл бұрын

watching a kwite video is like snorting 5 lines of cocaine,it makes me want to die

@Pinkcircleguy Жыл бұрын

@Thank me later 🅥 i loved the part where they caught kwote hurting an innocent puppy

@Randomperson-qm3ge Жыл бұрын

But it feels good for a moment

@LikaLaruku Жыл бұрын

Kwite: "I do NOT sound like Peter Griffin." I can't unhear it now.

@willsith9762 Жыл бұрын

I love how every fellowship has a specific relationship with their respective gods, but with Kwite and his children, we truly do nothing more than make his life miserable

@dylanchurch63 Жыл бұрын

You haven't seen KSI's Reddit then. They love dunking on him

@daddyyahweh9328 Жыл бұрын

"I just need a tall man to hold me" Springtrap has entered the chat

@MrYoinkySploinky Жыл бұрын

14:20 HE HAS LEGS⁉️⁉️⁉️

@catjuulcultmember1631 Жыл бұрын

it’s fake, don’t believe it 💀

@MrYoinkySploinky Жыл бұрын

@@catjuulcultmember1631 thank god

@matthewboire6843 7 ай бұрын

There fake

@Sirhc_B8207 14 күн бұрын

It photoshop as to not distress new viewers

@RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan Жыл бұрын

9:36 This audio evokes primal rage.

@King0fKyles Жыл бұрын

Thank you for ending that first clip there I wasn’t expecting that type of video in my kwite video and almost died

@ononvi3938 Жыл бұрын

5:23 i couldnt tell why this song was so familiar - its darling dance by kairiki bear if anyone else was looking for it

@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial Жыл бұрын

It’s my favorite song :)

@egoisttxx 9 ай бұрын

YESYESYES I KNOW!2!1!!1!1! i was screaming when that played x3

@rozelia_the_octo06 Ай бұрын

YES I LITERALLY HEARD IT AND KNEW IT WAS KB

@DrownedInDysphoria 12 күн бұрын

Darling Dance >>>

@ProbablyRose Жыл бұрын

This headache is so bad I can feel Kwote’s relatability coming inside of me🙏🙏

@grandiewandie Жыл бұрын

ayo

@slavic_bumpkin624 Жыл бұрын

Pause

@IEatNails416 Жыл бұрын

you can what

@mangaprofilepicture5820 Жыл бұрын

run that back?

@poxie2637 Жыл бұрын

you can feel WHAT????!!!!!!

@mreow5767 Жыл бұрын

13:10 NO CAUSE WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE PETER GRIFFIN LAUGHING LMAO

@maxiargos1971 Жыл бұрын

As someone who knows a janitor, he has said, that men's restrooms are not as bad as woman's restrooms. And as someone who uses them...he isn't wrong.

@ConiferConnieTreeCow Жыл бұрын

yeah idk about mens rooms but when i was in high school there was a girl who once threw her entire used pad over the top of the cubicle walls and it landed blood side down ON SOMEBODY

@maxiargos1971 Жыл бұрын

@@ConiferConnieTreeCow okay wtf? I have some stories from woman's restrooms so here are some of them from my life. -This only happens when I am at a clothing store and the fact this has happened more times, then I like to admit makes me mad. Every time i am buying clothes I have to use the restroom. So every time I would be in line waiting for my turn, and when I finally get in the person before me missed the rim of the toilet seat and now there is a lot of pee on the floor. Didn't even call the janitor to clean it up. Every time this happens I am like, "I can't even buy a pair of pants and take a wiss with out this happening." And oddly enough this is always people 30 or older. I am 30. How do you miss that whole space and pee on the floor with out your pants being ruined? -Pads. Not going to say them in detail, but kids-adults have no idea how to put them way. I do not know what they are being taught about them, but my god. It's not hard being hygienic. -Now this one is weird. like really weird in my life. I do not know why, but with my past with public restrooms there are moments where I am like, "No I can't hold it in. Need to go!" and every time I walk in to go. Some asshole just...Left the water running to the sink. I always shut it off, but who just leaves it running with out turning it off? Don't know if this is important but putting this in. If you want to know where this is happening where I keep finding this. Well Texas. Never been out of the state, and lived here my whole life, but I have no idea what woman are doing to keep doing these things in public restrooms.

@tallsally. Жыл бұрын

5:49 Friendly reminder that Springtrap can canonically get anyone pregnant, even a male (it actually happened, he kinda got a guy pregnant in the books) (i think the book is called "Bunny Call" and it was the 2nd story in the book called "Into The Flesh")

@matthewboire6843 7 ай бұрын

What

@kimpedchenko6426 2 ай бұрын

@@matthewboire6843you heard the man. 😀

@matthewboire6843 2 ай бұрын

@@kimpedchenko6426 my question still stands.

@Mushie_lol Ай бұрын

& the characters name was Matt I’m pretty sure 😭

@ashcommittedarsonbutinasexyway Жыл бұрын

11:47 Steam Powered Giraffe is a good band. the song is called brass goggles

@industrialsocietyanditsfut8107 Жыл бұрын

Do you know the artist?

@ashcommittedarsonbutinasexyway Жыл бұрын

@@industrialsocietyanditsfut8107 the band is called steam powered giraffe

@hiihavebrainrot. 2 ай бұрын

FR spg are amazing

@Exotic_Wolfie Жыл бұрын

Kwite the only reason why I watch the channel is because your always streaming at 3:00AM, like dang you expect me on the other side of the world to be up for that shit you would be tripppin mega balls!

@bestttits3976 Жыл бұрын

SAMEE justice for the eastern hemisphere

@Exotic_Wolfie Жыл бұрын

@@bestttits3976 I'm in the southern hemisphere lol(But still yes!)

@thefandomist 11 ай бұрын

@@bestttits3976What time would that be in the US, particularly Kentucky, cause I live near the state

@joe_7609 Жыл бұрын

"Those fries looked peeled" is such an odd thing to say in this day of age.

@juic33juice Жыл бұрын

1:57 I was playing genshin and Klee started saying her idle voice line(the explosion inside city walls one) and i snorted out my water

@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341 Жыл бұрын

This video really, REALLY got a good laugh out of me. And that too, I laugh like a dying horse so, imagine what the people in my house are thinking 💀 A surprisingly wholesome stream, well depends on what you consider as wholesome-

@brainrotbytogether Жыл бұрын

for life reasons i want my head to be that pumpkin 6:54

@matthewboire6843 8 ай бұрын

You go to jail now

@wretchedcats4909 Жыл бұрын

What do you think would happen if I watched the kwite stream during jury duty

@dustbunny6381 Жыл бұрын

Nothing good I imagine

@tiagoluz2019 Жыл бұрын

Ask him if guilty or innocent

@crazypolishboi1636 Жыл бұрын

5:28 i recognize the bg music, its darling dance by kairiki bear

@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial Жыл бұрын

I recognized it too, it’s my favorite song

@SoleAtol Жыл бұрын

1:33 that was so unbelievably horrifying, I think my heart stopped beating for like ten seconds

@blackholeofimmersion6335 Жыл бұрын

9:13 that smaller dog sounds like a COD zombie though

@Zenon103 Жыл бұрын

I don’t what it is but whenever I hear people like Kwite or Dream doing human things or hell-HAVING A REAL NAME, I’m like “wtf no that’s fake”

@samanthalogue4967 Жыл бұрын

7:35 holy shit dude i literally love this guys TikTok he is so fucking good at dancing it’s amazing!

@nuffin218 Жыл бұрын

7:08 kwote whizzing for 10 seconds straight

@MarbleSodaPop Жыл бұрын

6:01 Reminds me of one of my earliest memories where I was on a beach and some kid scream "That seagull stole my Dorito!"

@M0SS3__ Жыл бұрын

5:33 I AM A PROUD MUTUAL TO THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT 😻💅

@bigpoggers6507 Жыл бұрын

You deserve subs just for that Mystery Dungeon music, Primal Dialga fight is a banger

@user-hr3wy5cu8m Жыл бұрын

the fact that i am not wearing headphones and the sound is high and my laughter is similar to his .....i am sure my family think i am possessed by now

@fr-ong-fr Жыл бұрын

7:23 Bro is speaking in tongues.

@Cinnaschticks 9 ай бұрын

Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard.

@sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1 Жыл бұрын

4:45 Imagine walking into that 😬😬😬

@ZER0-ed1fg 9 ай бұрын

8:42 HE SOUNDS SO DARN HAPPY AND SURPRISED -

@sonicman4367 Жыл бұрын

11:35 she just said a racial slur in dog

@raygagnon4809 Жыл бұрын

11:21 master oogway: i hate these food cha- I like this. This is good.

@nvtmegg9618 Жыл бұрын

its true that we literally cannot imagine you in a suit, just a while ago i came to the realization that you are probably not bald and was extremely shocked

@nologic66758 Жыл бұрын

the intro set the entire video and I'm all for it

@user-li1so7lt3i 6 ай бұрын

Wait, wait, wait, is it just me or were those two guys around 5:36 dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear???

@fountainoceanus Жыл бұрын

5:24 did not expect a kairiki bear song in here

@toothboy6866 Жыл бұрын

His eyebrows are like little caterpillars writhing in agony

@inktasticcreator1532 Жыл бұрын

We need more Kwite fancams

@slavic_bumpkin624 Жыл бұрын

3:03 kwite brain dialogue (real)

@Wicky_Licky Жыл бұрын

2:09 that’s Klee, from genshin impact. Yes I play that game. Also does anyone perhaps know where my fathe-

@Lala_Himechan Жыл бұрын

IM SCREAMING SILENTLY AT 14:51 PLEASE ITS ONE IN THE MORNING

@beeberton Жыл бұрын

8:17 holy shit me and my friend made that tiktok lmao

@newlegacys8054 Жыл бұрын

"you should probably have a can of frebreeze and a lighter just in case" LMAO FLAME THROWER IN 5 secs

@spleens4200 Жыл бұрын

The “Pissing all by yourself handsome?” Audio makes me physically implode

@j.6267 Жыл бұрын

Im going to use this as a pickup line at the urinals

@spleens4200 Жыл бұрын

@@j.6267 If you try it on me, I’m physically collapsing

@luvbug2079 Жыл бұрын

10:16WHY IS THERE ANIMAL JAM MUSIC I HAVE A STUPID ANIMAL JAM SET THING THAT I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS 10 THAT PLAYS THIS SONG LMAO

@thefluffyaj4119 Жыл бұрын

✨club geo✨

@birdii64442 8 ай бұрын

FUCKING ANIMAL JAM I MISS THAT HELL HOLE

@rayleeface192 8 ай бұрын

OH MY GOD I HAD THE SAME SET

@LemonShark000 Жыл бұрын

1:38 I SAW THIS ON A DIFFERENT REACTION VIDEO YEARS AGO- I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE IT EVER AGAIN

@llemonsoda1856 Жыл бұрын

I was wondering why I recognized this video even though I've never watched it, and then I finally remembered I watched the stream for this one 🙂 was a great stream

@ThatTransGuy247 Жыл бұрын

You're like... a really grumpy version of Ranboo. I love it.

@ObviOneKenobi Жыл бұрын

The council will decide your fate

@ohsqueep Жыл бұрын

sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a wa

@ThatTransGuy247 Жыл бұрын

@@ObviOneKenobi …?

@s0livagant_ 9 ай бұрын

ITS CUZ OF THE MASK ISNT IT 👹/j

@BlahBlahAnim Жыл бұрын

3:18 *That's a hampster tho*

@TemnotaVoronya1243 4 ай бұрын

Nah its a Opossum

@BlahBlahAnim 4 ай бұрын

@@TemnotaVoronya1243 thanks? I forgot that comment existed

@cannedbread-ri8fx 3 ай бұрын

No it's an armadillo

@bystandrr Жыл бұрын

14:16 KWITE HAS LEGS?!

@Roach-soup Жыл бұрын

When you can’t make it to the stream because you have to go mop the ceiling and then walk your fish:😔🤚

@ConiferConnieTreeCow Жыл бұрын

kwite's goofy lil laugh melts my heart man :))))) (and by "melts my heart" i mean my heart is a puddle on the floor right now i am runnong out of blood i might have to steal some from those who dare not subscribe with notifications on on every kwite channel

@jackal04 Жыл бұрын

4:23 REESE’S PUFFS, REESE’S PUFFS, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP! WOW!!!!

@MT_TOASTER Жыл бұрын

The moment darling dance played my head pulled a fucking 180. 5:25

@lucianopinheirodacruz753 7 ай бұрын

12:25 Kwite: is this a fr or a on god moment? Me: both

@serpicopiu3591 Жыл бұрын

5:27 right as the beat drops my headphones alerted me that they needed to be recharged and I think that's better than whatever audio actually was playing

@deezmutts Жыл бұрын

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT KAIRIKI BEAR👹👹👹👺👹👹👹 GRRRRRR

@lavenderpotato5734 Жыл бұрын

Kwite stop simping for his boyfriend challenge (impossible)

@jasmine9581 Жыл бұрын

9:19 Beelzepup

@mikey_m114 9 ай бұрын

Okay but two Breaking Bad cosplayers go absolutely in on dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear wasn’t something I ever expected to see but something I desperately NEEDED to see

@shookravioli Жыл бұрын

The headache is for Kwoge

@sst4rscr34m Жыл бұрын

12:05 bro youve never been in a girl's toilet in 3rd grade 💀 i cant erase the picture of a toilet fully covered in shit... i just cant..... i need help........ ⚰️

@kettlething Жыл бұрын

The only thing keeping me from ending it all is Kwite 🙏🙏

@Lichen8404 Жыл бұрын

"As a majority queer audience are you going to disagree" as someone who only likes men: no. Markiplier got honkers.

@Ambipie Жыл бұрын

i think kwites into huge beefy dudes and Springtrap being like seven feet tall gives him the pavlovian response like it's just close enough

@Rumassassin Жыл бұрын

The five intro is a classic

@eyecrutch Жыл бұрын

11:09 b*tch i have been waiting for something like that for 12 GODDAMN YEARS

@jacobcox4565 Жыл бұрын

7:19 because the color orange was named after the fruit. Back then, the color orange was known as a shade of red, which explains many orange things being referred to as red.

@gunkinator Жыл бұрын

i never turn the bell on so kwite will degrade me at the start of every video 😍

@neons.hairclip Жыл бұрын

😟

@lilyhawthorne1196 6 ай бұрын

😐

@G3ometry Жыл бұрын

0:52 bro looks like bob the builder💀💀

@ratking9411 Жыл бұрын

Congratulations on 420k subs, Kmart. you're one of my favorite channels, and thank you for making content ❤️❤️

@strawberryshizzle Жыл бұрын

kmart

@ghosty-1 Жыл бұрын

6:23 the best crossover no one asked for

@UnsatisfactorialIdiot Жыл бұрын

10:49 you farded

@Stefan-uv5pc Жыл бұрын

2:18 this didn't age well...

@qtea3.149 Жыл бұрын

5:06 depends I’d say it counts

@Choccymilkaddict 6 ай бұрын

The fact that Kwite knows James means that Kwite is officially cannon in the memeulous cinematic universe

@wolfyg5222 Жыл бұрын

7:08 I almost passed out laughing when I had seen the full clip of that one, it worried everyone around me lol

@sir.vimmy.T.vimpoxy Жыл бұрын

i like how he makes fun of us youtube watchers at the end

@Therat757 Жыл бұрын

Man, Kwite has the most Peter Griffin sounding laugh I have ever heard

@someguythatexists2952 Жыл бұрын

2:58 i knew it'd be armstrong lol

@rob4767 Жыл бұрын

can someone explain why kwite feels seductive when he thinks of spring trap?

@chicapizza29 Жыл бұрын

8:00 Kwite it out for blood

@ratkingwastaken Жыл бұрын

Yes I did scream upon hearing Darling Dance. Am I ashamed? No.

@sharalinn2639 Жыл бұрын

Kairiki Bear supremacy 🛐

@wired_remy Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

@someoneshiny 18 күн бұрын

to me kwite is one of those npcs in video games that have playable designs and in-depth personalities and are really good characters and everyone is convinced they're gonna be playable but then the game stops getting updated and they never did become playable