I WILL CUT THIS IN HALF! | Cyanide & Happiness MEGA COMPILATION - #3

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2 жыл бұрын

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Shorts:
Half Off
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Whaddaya Say
Allergic
Mr. Cobblers Neighborhood
Cello Camp
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Harry The Handsome Butcher
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 2
Harry The Handsome Butcher Part 3
Bag N Tag
Occupied
Lifeline
Eggs
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John Battman
On the Wings of a Battman
John Battman 3: Just Us Friends
Pie
Blind Date
Breakfast Cowboy
A Nice Day

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@Azabien
@Azabien 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: This Compilation was originally supposed to be 74 minutes and 58 seconds, but Oscar cut the video in half.
@dogmax.
@dogmax. 2 жыл бұрын
Nice joke
@chrisfrommrbeast
@chrisfrommrbeast 2 жыл бұрын
@@kcarrey wrong. 74 minutes 58 seconds is correct.
@smb-c3po
@smb-c3po 2 жыл бұрын
Cody cried about it after his Ken doll broke and Joseph bragged about how much he'd get for divorcing Junior during their playtime.
@justatheorist.3864
@justatheorist.3864 2 жыл бұрын
@@kcarrey r/confidentlyincorrect
@chrisfrommrbeast
@chrisfrommrbeast 2 жыл бұрын
@@smb-c3po ?
@johnreich1878
@johnreich1878 2 жыл бұрын
“THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER!!!” BEST QUOTE OF ALL TIME
@Garm_Hound
@Garm_Hound 2 жыл бұрын
I love the detail of him using his other arm for more power
@juanenarrier4997
@juanenarrier4997 2 жыл бұрын
One Cut Man
@Zyrdalf
@Zyrdalf 2 жыл бұрын
@@juanenarrier4997 vs two for the price of one punch man
@felymaysuicano
@felymaysuicano 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine using this when you are replaced by another person
@BRISSOE876
@BRISSOE876 Жыл бұрын
I restarted the vid jus to hear it again
@void.9763
@void.9763 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Harry the handsome butcher can carve perfect circles using a knife is just amazing
@kabbablabba4073
@kabbablabba4073 2 жыл бұрын
he's extremely handsome and a talented butcher and undercover agent. he would probably be pretty successful if he wasnt also insane and ridiculously naive
@silasberthelot1729
@silasberthelot1729 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Onyx1527
@Onyx1527 Жыл бұрын
The one where the police catch him, I still take pleasure in his complete and utter ignorance.
@not_rick88
@not_rick88 2 жыл бұрын
26:00 i love how you can see his eyes moving side to side like he’s reading from a script. i love small details like these
@chrisfrommrbeast
@chrisfrommrbeast 2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for that fight between Half off Oscar and Two For One Tod. Still waiting.
@24zawisza
@24zawisza 2 жыл бұрын
samee
@theQuickining
@theQuickining 2 жыл бұрын
I know right they can't leave it on cliffhanger like that
@calebkarlson8630
@calebkarlson8630 2 жыл бұрын
me too
@saiyanfang1047
@saiyanfang1047 2 жыл бұрын
Oscar would win hands down two for one is still half off
@meseksbelanger8638
@meseksbelanger8638 2 жыл бұрын
Let's just hope they don't team up
@Typi
@Typi 2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Two-For-One Ted doesnt actaully wear glasses, those are actually two monicles.
@e.bthischannelisnowabandon9570
@e.bthischannelisnowabandon9570 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@user-sd5ne9gf7b
@user-sd5ne9gf7b 2 жыл бұрын
That explains the lack of ear supports
@alex.g7317
@alex.g7317 2 жыл бұрын
and I don't wear trousers. I wear really tall socks
@chrisfrommrbeast
@chrisfrommrbeast 2 жыл бұрын
Tod
@job407
@job407 2 жыл бұрын
Rumor says he’s a conjoined twin with both halves totally evenly split
@hannahdavis5818
@hannahdavis5818 2 жыл бұрын
"no don't poke him robert" will forever be my favorite line
@martinkalmus3761
@martinkalmus3761 2 жыл бұрын
Same here..it were so funny and So Sad at the same time hehe
@TerraLyte47
@TerraLyte47 2 жыл бұрын
Macdonalds looking at the average life expectancy of an american: "I'll cut it in half"
@muddashucka9743
@muddashucka9743 2 жыл бұрын
US health insurers looking at the average life expectancy of an American: "I'll cut it in half"
@user-ml3lg5rj1n
@user-ml3lg5rj1n 2 ай бұрын
US healthcare seeing your full paycheck: "I'll cut it in half!"
@malware9668
@malware9668 2 жыл бұрын
That first short has no business being that well animated
@ketchoopcheeps8185
@ketchoopcheeps8185 Жыл бұрын
Ted doubled the animators’ salary
@MaestroAlvis
@MaestroAlvis Жыл бұрын
It's probably the single best thing they've made
@SavulthanTheMan
@SavulthanTheMan Жыл бұрын
@@ketchoopcheeps8185lol
@Ryokamen
@Ryokamen 2 жыл бұрын
This got me excited... I thought this was the 3rd installment of the half off trilogy
@iamchaos3967
@iamchaos3967 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@CombatSportsNerd
@CombatSportsNerd 2 жыл бұрын
That’s how they get ya
@kyokajiro1808
@kyokajiro1808 2 жыл бұрын
there was a 3rd and 4th installment but oscar won and cut it in half
@Pargus
@Pargus 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@hfdfddbcd4701
@hfdfddbcd4701 2 жыл бұрын
Originally a six parter
@leonavis
@leonavis Жыл бұрын
John Battman might not be the hero we need, but he's the one we deserve
@stringsofhell
@stringsofhell Жыл бұрын
Put a light in a cloud
@jameshowlettii761
@jameshowlettii761 8 ай бұрын
🤣💀🤣 👍
@XD-ve4ui
@XD-ve4ui 6 ай бұрын
He might be not the hero that we need, he might be not the hero we deserve, but its the hero we have and its beautiful 👍
@mr.v1442
@mr.v1442 2 жыл бұрын
26:17 John Batman: I will punch anybody in a costume or a weird suit. Furries: confused fox noises
@agentagony4945
@agentagony4945 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they turned 2 good concepts (Half Off,X for 1) into legitimately interesting characters.
@agentagony4945
@agentagony4945 2 жыл бұрын
Even better is both of those concepts are somewhat equal irl. 2 for 1 gets you 2 items for the price of 1. And Half off can get you 2 items for the price of 1. They go hand in hand.
@horseeater489
@horseeater489 Жыл бұрын
Meaning basically if they team up they can make someone go into an infinite death by just using their abilities over and over.
@patrickcrabb6212
@patrickcrabb6212 Жыл бұрын
Now, if they could make the world the live in just as consistent as them it should be good. And I can see right where I've shot my foot, no need for an ambulance I'll see myself out.
@haydendebold1536
@haydendebold1536 2 жыл бұрын
Why is the part where he splits the atom in half still funny after the 17th time watching it
@Zuion_Art
@Zuion_Art 2 жыл бұрын
17th? I will. Cut. It. In.half
@Nob911
@Nob911 2 жыл бұрын
Because the delivery is good
@SlanderKing445
@SlanderKing445 2 жыл бұрын
Because your a British person
@lopwr1212
@lopwr1212 2 жыл бұрын
Thomas the blue Billington E2 tank engine
@terrynkurum4635
@terrynkurum4635 2 жыл бұрын
probably because he said "THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER, I CUT IT IN HALF"
@schleimling7540
@schleimling7540 2 жыл бұрын
37 minute video? CUT IT IN HALF
@xavieregger6707
@xavieregger6707 2 ай бұрын
Technically 37 and a half minute video 😂
@MrSlonkVR
@MrSlonkVR Ай бұрын
@@xavieregger6707there was no reason to pull out the erm actually card😭
@scables
@scables Ай бұрын
It was 75 minutes before they uploaded it
@MrSlonkVR
@MrSlonkVR Ай бұрын
@@scables yeah cause Oscar cut it in off
@greengreed1475
@greengreed1475 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 You can't chain up a man that has cut the universe in HALF.
@thepizzacarpizza1056
@thepizzacarpizza1056 Ай бұрын
Galaxy*
@hotelmario510
@hotelmario510 2 жыл бұрын
The animation on "I won't have what he's having" sends me every time
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza
@GawrGurasBathTubPizza 2 жыл бұрын
i bet the 'when harry met sally' and 'home improvement' references went over the heads of millennials
@omnirox-re3wo
@omnirox-re3wo 2 жыл бұрын
@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza damn millennials!
@player18792
@player18792 2 жыл бұрын
7:40
@charlesnorman8648
@charlesnorman8648 2 жыл бұрын
@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza ¹qq¹1qqqqq
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko 2 жыл бұрын
@@GawrGurasBathTubPizza home improvement aired between 1991 and 1999. Millennials were born between 1981 and 1996. So, no, plenty of millenials grew up with it. You mean zoomers?
@occidere5792
@occidere5792 2 жыл бұрын
“On the double” has got to be one of the best delivered lines ever
@crazycat7390
@crazycat7390 2 жыл бұрын
CUT IT IN HALF
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy Жыл бұрын
@@crazycat7390 That’d be 1 for 1
@airsoft_cartman
@airsoft_cartman 4 ай бұрын
Double it, and give it to the next person
@FizzleFX
@FizzleFX 2 жыл бұрын
6:33 and that's why we call it 'High as a Kite' :)
@oltro15
@oltro15 2 жыл бұрын
4:40 The number on the door is “241-TODD” nice
@jaimejimenez8858
@jaimejimenez8858 2 жыл бұрын
We need the following: Half Off Part 3 Harry the Handsome Butcher Part 4 John Battman Part 4 plz thx
@commonsense9263
@commonsense9263 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Sad Larry
@althelor
@althelor 2 жыл бұрын
Waiting for the bus part 3
@thebrospros
@thebrospros 2 жыл бұрын
Shark dad 2
@SoutParl
@SoutParl 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Bear 3
@epiclilpumpfan2836
@epiclilpumpfan2836 2 жыл бұрын
Get a bunch of the superheroes and villains of the Cyanide and happiness universe and make them fight in an epic 10 minute special.
@magnuswright5572
@magnuswright5572 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't pay taxes, I'm rich" "Sounds smart Broots"
@alonzohuerta2642
@alonzohuerta2642 2 жыл бұрын
Even joker doesn’t mess with the IRS!
@userbanned4
@userbanned4 2 жыл бұрын
19:50 I Honestly Didn't Expect Cyanide & Happiness To Do A "Golden Shower" Episode. And Why Does It Have To An Old Guy That's Gonna Die In A Year?
@adriaanackerman6540
@adriaanackerman6540 2 жыл бұрын
O oso go in a Nader badytoo make mor of thes good lick
@huilinglee8655
@huilinglee8655 2 жыл бұрын
he dosent pay taxes, he gives taxes
@ultragaming5659
@ultragaming5659 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Half-off Oscar is actually an inter-dimensional being with the power to halve anything he touches, but is disguised as a human
@Zaza-sb2xd
@Zaza-sb2xd Жыл бұрын
Actually he does 2 for 1
@solidtok3nn770
@solidtok3nn770 2 жыл бұрын
4:00 that’s sum regular show type stuff
@Heatrecks
@Heatrecks 2 жыл бұрын
There really is NO LIMIT to his power
@Zuion_Art
@Zuion_Art 2 жыл бұрын
NO LIMIT!!!? *I WILL CUT. IT. IN. HALF!!!*
@RucaDoo
@RucaDoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zuion_Art yeah, this reply was too long so h
@ethankennan212
@ethankennan212 5 ай бұрын
…Unless someone cuts his power in half!😂
@Heatrecks
@Heatrecks 5 ай бұрын
@@ethankennan212 TWICE THE UNLIMITED POWER?!?!
@captainphillips4118
@captainphillips4118 2 жыл бұрын
This video was actually supposed to be about an hour long… But it was CUT IN HALF
@mikeehrmantraut441
@mikeehrmantraut441 Жыл бұрын
This comment was suppo
@mikeehrmantraut441
@mikeehrmantraut441 Жыл бұрын
sed to be 1, but it god cut in half.
@jmancoder
@jmancoder Жыл бұрын
​@@mikeehrmantraut441 Your comment was supposed to have ten likes, but it was cut in half.
@mikeehrmantraut441
@mikeehrmantraut441 Жыл бұрын
@@jmancoder zatly
@g-droidgaming4961
@g-droidgaming4961 2 жыл бұрын
3:46 the most anime moment ever
@Chrismas-with-no-T
@Chrismas-with-no-T 2 жыл бұрын
The “no” at the end of breakfast cowboy is so well done
@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008
@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008 11 ай бұрын
as soon as i read that i heard the “no” from breakfast cowboy
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 25 күн бұрын
@@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008 I swear these comments are lies sometimes it happens too often, and the fact you watched the video while reading comments xd
@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008
@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008 25 күн бұрын
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel Its my thing
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 25 күн бұрын
@@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008 alr
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 25 күн бұрын
@@kyledelosreyesmontemayor5008 alr
@Rose-yx6jq
@Rose-yx6jq 2 жыл бұрын
Him separating the Siamese twins was impressive. That is difficult.
@Artemiss1178
@Artemiss1178 2 жыл бұрын
he literally cut god and thats what you're impressed by?
@kon-ichiwa6987
@kon-ichiwa6987 2 жыл бұрын
@@Artemiss1178 Yes.
@vampiregamingyt8754
@vampiregamingyt8754 2 жыл бұрын
Well, maybe the kids were lucky and didn't have any vital organs conjoined
@moxstoleyoursocks2241
@moxstoleyoursocks2241 Жыл бұрын
there is no limit to his power
@CorruptAxolotl
@CorruptAxolotl 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like Oscar was in the room when they were making Attack On Titan and deciding the story Your Marco too wholesome? CUT. HIM. IN. HALF.
@theggd
@theggd 2 жыл бұрын
Jeez
@rico653caines3
@rico653caines3 2 жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe how I feel after reading that.
@CorruptAxolotl
@CorruptAxolotl 2 жыл бұрын
@@rico653caines3 good
@travelsizedarchie
@travelsizedarchie 2 жыл бұрын
Your eren got too powerful? Cut his lifespan in half.
@justasalamander2621
@justasalamander2621 2 жыл бұрын
The quality of the show got too high? CUT THAT IN HALF ....I hate aot so much now
@BreadXY
@BreadXY Жыл бұрын
Oscar is literally the most powerful deity in existence.
@daviesugo7641
@daviesugo7641 2 жыл бұрын
The idea of using the last drop of his infinite power is hilarious 😂😂
@user-jq9xw5hx5z
@user-jq9xw5hx5z 2 ай бұрын
??
@daviesugo7641
@daviesugo7641 2 ай бұрын
​@@user-jq9xw5hx5z If his strength is infinite, there can't be a last drop.
@fearziel8622
@fearziel8622 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just all agree that the half off guy was the best series that cyanide and happiness made it's just plain epic!!!!
@dominikblack8943
@dominikblack8943 2 жыл бұрын
Ted Bear would like a word with you. But you won't see him there. Ya know why? Cuz he's Ted Bear.
@speenta4879
@speenta4879 2 жыл бұрын
I love it but the Stockholm’s are insanely funny
@fearziel8622
@fearziel8622 2 жыл бұрын
@@speenta4879 no like Stockholms is like os an actuall series what i meant was that it was a series that just happened
@ethanbishop802
@ethanbishop802 2 жыл бұрын
I like the story of sad larry
@CookerX32
@CookerX32 2 жыл бұрын
Cut that opinion is HALF!!
@sternis1
@sternis1 2 жыл бұрын
And here I thought this would be the third installment in the Half-off Oscar saga.
@LarvaTubaShow
@LarvaTubaShow 2 жыл бұрын
The video was originally 18 minutes and 44 seconds but 2 for one todd has given us double the time :3
@sabirosmanli
@sabirosmanli Жыл бұрын
Referances: 03:05 galactus referance 07:44 Tim Allen "i won't have what he's having" referance 10:17 music “Cello Suite No.1 in G major” referance 11:55 looney tunes enter referance 15:33 Bill Gates referance 20:11 Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? referace 24:42 joker and batman and robin referance 28:17 many types of Dc comic villiams referance 30:38 justice league referance
@fofspicyeyes
@fofspicyeyes 10 ай бұрын
*reference
@MJodana
@MJodana 9 ай бұрын
Galactus is actually the living tribunal
@fofspicyeyes
@fofspicyeyes 9 ай бұрын
@@MJodana It's both.
@wigger69
@wigger69 7 ай бұрын
9:02 attack on titan reference
@seanmorgan2356
@seanmorgan2356 2 жыл бұрын
I F***n love the metal riff in the "cut it in half" segment.
@EricDravenThaCrow
@EricDravenThaCrow 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@watema3381
@watema3381 2 жыл бұрын
Me three
@robplimmer7886
@robplimmer7886 2 жыл бұрын
Me half
@leanna4945
@leanna4945 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@ComicalRealm
@ComicalRealm 2 жыл бұрын
The 1st one seems like something you'd see in GTA 5 either on the TV or on the radio.
@hunn20004
@hunn20004 2 жыл бұрын
I would pay money to see their toons in a GTA style game...or any open world
@demiurge5463
@demiurge5463 Жыл бұрын
“don’t poke him Robert “
@BeeBeau
@BeeBeau 2 жыл бұрын
5:07 I was expecting to see the guy regenerate like the Doctor
@johnnyeklof9209
@johnnyeklof9209 2 жыл бұрын
5:26 BY ALL THAT IS HOLY THAT LINES INSANE!!!
@lokidasavage9183
@lokidasavage9183 2 жыл бұрын
I am so excited for the Harry the HB's, Senior Cleanfist's and the Pistol dude's escape episode.
@liamnebula
@liamnebula 2 жыл бұрын
It's probably never coming, it's a very very old episode.
@lokidasavage9183
@lokidasavage9183 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you are probably right :(
@valverios
@valverios 2 жыл бұрын
@@liamnebula why
@owencole2406
@owencole2406 2 жыл бұрын
Senor*
@lokidasavage9183
@lokidasavage9183 2 жыл бұрын
@@affalterbachamg2094 I am glad that u told me cause I have not been watching c&h as much as I did before, thank you
@85man56
@85man56 2 жыл бұрын
That reverse pee jumpscare actually got me lmao
@vylothlustincarnate6174
@vylothlustincarnate6174 Жыл бұрын
Over a year later, and I'm still waiting for the showdown for these two.
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre 2 жыл бұрын
I never noticed it until now, but at 22:19, you can see Rudy’s grave in the background.
@commonguy7076
@commonguy7076 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre 2 жыл бұрын
@@commonguy7076 ikr lol I was just looking around for the grandmas buried treasure she talked about in the seance but I found something much better - a reference to an old cyanide and happiness video! You’re welcome. I’d be a fool not to share it with others lol
@penjelajahnekopoi3709
@penjelajahnekopoi3709 2 жыл бұрын
"DAMN RIGHT"
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre
@MysticiaDevHoopsMacabre 2 жыл бұрын
@@penjelajahnekopoi3709 Ayyyyy looks like someone knows what I'm talkin' bout lmao
@muhammadazim3374
@muhammadazim3374 2 жыл бұрын
"Serve Your right Ass" Rudy Spirit watch from his grave -
@noo-one
@noo-one 2 жыл бұрын
If Todd Two for One was at the same team as Half off Oscar, they could combine their powers, and cut two halfs in one, making the price 25% of it's original price.
@midnightveteran1249
@midnightveteran1249 2 жыл бұрын
For a fourth Fred
@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 2 жыл бұрын
@@midnightveteran1249 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@cephery8482
@cephery8482 2 жыл бұрын
Oscar could cut something in half and then todd could duplicate it, repairing it at the same keeping the price halved.
@AnAppleWithEyes
@AnAppleWithEyes 2 жыл бұрын
31:12 didn’t expect to hear mr Hadel here. I’d recognize that goblin voice anywhere
@susanimations5339
@susanimations5339 2 жыл бұрын
Top 1 most epic anime scene ever Number 1: 3:31
@sycho-tech5104
@sycho-tech5104 2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the final battle between ’Half off Oscar’ and ‘two for one Todd’ My favorite line “You Will pay The proportionate value of the half of the product you receive.”
@watema3381
@watema3381 2 жыл бұрын
_"There is no LIMIT. TO. MY. POWER!!!"_
@allan6770
@allan6770 6 ай бұрын
Is this compilation too long? I CUT IT IN HALF!
@josefmcleod6374
@josefmcleod6374 Ай бұрын
We call that 2x speed
@Ilovebob4424
@Ilovebob4424 Жыл бұрын
1:47 bro's lucky he sat on the left side
@loismuller6403
@loismuller6403 2 жыл бұрын
30:23 OMG HE LIED HE HAS A PHONE
@jokelethkurueisner9229
@jokelethkurueisner9229 2 жыл бұрын
1:34 Ultron: “Thanos about to snap half of all life in your Universe?”
@101Design_1
@101Design_1 Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you 🙂
@gerald8664
@gerald8664 2 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I came back years later and never got a continuation of half off guy vs two for one guy. Literally would’ve been a sick animation to do.
@Beware_of_Meh
@Beware_of_Meh Жыл бұрын
Oscar solos all of DBZ and Saitama.
@LazerPotato7
@LazerPotato7 2 жыл бұрын
I swear if I don’t see a half off Oscar vs two for one Todd battle I will cry
@Sonic-BOM
@Sonic-BOM 2 жыл бұрын
This channel is so amazing with their daily uploads. They deserve to have 15M subscribers. Let's go guys
@Nekrotix12
@Nekrotix12 2 жыл бұрын
Your comment's too long?
@mr.dum_58
@mr.dum_58 23 күн бұрын
Amazing
@MrMaurotheawesome
@MrMaurotheawesome 20 күн бұрын
I cut it i-
@Aydenitro
@Aydenitro 11 күн бұрын
I'll eat it
@mr.dum_58
@mr.dum_58 11 күн бұрын
No but seriously this is fucking beautiful
@zagekrel8265
@zagekrel8265 2 жыл бұрын
John Battman is the super hero we've always wanted but never deserved him.
@ThePsych123
@ThePsych123 2 жыл бұрын
So when will Half Off 3: "What If... Half Off Oscar Was Cut In Half?" come out?
@fossil1266
@fossil1266 2 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing they put this compilation to bring the hype back so it’s probably gonna be coming soon
@Sh1ft3r123
@Sh1ft3r123 2 жыл бұрын
I think two for one Todd will make 2 half off oscars, thus spiraling the problem further out of control and setting it up for a sequel
@Xman1020
@Xman1020 2 жыл бұрын
@@fossil1266 the hype was never gone
@theradionicrevival8068
@theradionicrevival8068 2 жыл бұрын
They add a new edition to every ongoing storyline in CH once a year
@jhesidstevensuarezberrio319
@jhesidstevensuarezberrio319 2 жыл бұрын
Quarter car
@Ofxzh
@Ofxzh 2 жыл бұрын
Something scarier than a man who can cut every in half? We never get to see his full power.
@rya3190
@rya3190 2 жыл бұрын
Only ever half of it...
@parkerf6649
@parkerf6649 2 жыл бұрын
He cut the video
@Zuion_Art
@Zuion_Art 2 жыл бұрын
*FULL POWER!!!?* I WILL CUT. IT. IN. HALF!!!
@watema3381
@watema3381 2 жыл бұрын
_"You fool! I haven't even used HALF of my power!"_
@Zuion_Art
@Zuion_Art 2 жыл бұрын
@@watema3381 "cut" it out bro. Did you laugh? no? Ok I quit.
@williamchamberlain2263
@williamchamberlain2263 Жыл бұрын
9:15:AoT from the Titans' perspective
@reverseflashplays8615
@reverseflashplays8615 2 жыл бұрын
Bro cared about the $500 more than the family gold🤣🤣😭
@Bludood337
@Bludood337 2 жыл бұрын
C&H is probably the closest to south park level quality that anyone will ever achieve.
@__N7
@__N7 6 ай бұрын
Half Off needs a sequel. We want to see how it unveils
@micahschatz8001
@micahschatz8001 Жыл бұрын
I love Harry's theme song 😂
@somechannelguy
@somechannelguy 2 жыл бұрын
Considering there is a multiverse, the Just, Us Friends has to be in another universe of the Justice League. I want there to be a crossover now.
@seancopeland1037
@seancopeland1037 2 жыл бұрын
Better than something series?
@suggestedusername6662
@suggestedusername6662 2 жыл бұрын
That’s crazy as shit one of my fb memories is the half off video. “There is no limit to my power. I’ll cut it in ha-“
@bob2001298
@bob2001298 2 жыл бұрын
Think this comment is too long, I'll cut it in half
@PeterK0489
@PeterK0489 2 жыл бұрын
Do you waiting too long for the next video about half off episode 3? I will cut this time (where you arę still waiting for video) IN *HALF* !!!!
@FilmsByJRP
@FilmsByJRP Жыл бұрын
Mistress Death: There’s too many people in the universe. Thanos: I’LL CUT IT IN HALF!!
@gunss1649
@gunss1649 Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA I think this is the true movie one not avengers one 😂😂😂
@donutgam1ng
@donutgam1ng 7 ай бұрын
"How about I cut that price... IN *HALF!"* **breaks the chains of the cosmos**
@pretz9180
@pretz9180 4 ай бұрын
(Yelling)
@dimplesthehuman6120
@dimplesthehuman6120 2 жыл бұрын
"No don't poke him Robert" best line
@nawbie
@nawbie 2 жыл бұрын
2:29 I love the thanos meme you put there lol
@Dr.DragonKnight
@Dr.DragonKnight Ай бұрын
I’m still waiting for the face off against Half-Off Oscar and Two-for-One Tod. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!
@massacremark6782
@massacremark6782 2 жыл бұрын
John Battman: Don't you hate it when that happens, I did. This had me wheezing.
@nukacat7691
@nukacat7691 2 жыл бұрын
When it said I’ll cut it in half 3 I thought it would have part three of that series but I guess I will go back to sitting in a corner until it comes out
@giormr_heks
@giormr_heks 2 жыл бұрын
The all in half and double is way better than marvel movies XD
@stolaslikestea6169
@stolaslikestea6169 2 жыл бұрын
The cut in half man is one of the most powerful entities in the universe, he can cut anything in half no matter the size, shape or form, he can cut things smaller than an atom and he cut the the universe in half, extremely powerful.
@cristsan4171
@cristsan4171 2 жыл бұрын
34:50 Kitchen Nightmare: American Yee Haw
@jaedyn9684
@jaedyn9684 2 жыл бұрын
i love how the new and old art styles look of this series
@dungeonsfurries4814
@dungeonsfurries4814 2 жыл бұрын
When you’ve already watched literally all of these episodes: i… have never been so reminded of a life i do not have..
@blakeetter280
@blakeetter280 Жыл бұрын
The best part of this is always that it’s impossible to predict how it’s going to end.
@vampiregamingyt8754
@vampiregamingyt8754 2 жыл бұрын
21:01 hind sight- Johnathan should've just contacted Ed Sullivan
@Dr-Stabs
@Dr-Stabs 2 жыл бұрын
We need a battle between the gods Stevie Mcbusiness and John Battman
@GrimReaperXIII
@GrimReaperXIII 2 жыл бұрын
put a light in a cloud
@Dr-Stabs
@Dr-Stabs 2 жыл бұрын
Ok
@juanenarrier4997
@juanenarrier4997 2 жыл бұрын
@@GrimReaperXIII “I’ll CUT IT IN HALF!!!”
@tonyobrien9848
@tonyobrien9848 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever sang the light in the cloud song has an amazing voice :D
@TC-cs5wy
@TC-cs5wy Жыл бұрын
Half off Oscar: Are you a child who is liveing your best life with parents who love you and each other?, Cut it in half
@Vanisher
@Vanisher Жыл бұрын
They nailed the emotionless voice for John Battman
@awisintaro
@awisintaro 2 жыл бұрын
3:55 Every final villains about to got beat in most Anime
@mrchew6347
@mrchew6347 2 жыл бұрын
Ok the John battman bit is a master piece . . ."put a light in a cloud" instant NFT!
@jamesp31stTasker
@jamesp31stTasker 2 жыл бұрын
10:19 His face is hilarious 😂😂😂
@a1d2n54
@a1d2n54 2 жыл бұрын
Bro they really made a "one cut man" lol
@orbeezeater
@orbeezeater 2 жыл бұрын
What I'm most confused about is why behind Harry's face is just hollow bone while behind his manager's is y'know, normal human things, like tendons and muscles.
@Night-zn4ew
@Night-zn4ew 2 жыл бұрын
What kind of human can just swap their face for a cd like a Lego piece.
@katyungodly
@katyungodly 2 жыл бұрын
Harry cut deeper on himself lol
@johnarken1810
@johnarken1810 2 жыл бұрын
Beauty is only skin deep.
@Cushla-np4pt
@Cushla-np4pt 2 жыл бұрын
Harry is beyond human anatomy
@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200
@tpxt-rexpredatorxenomorph9200 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cushla-np4pt Yes
@johnnyeklof9209
@johnnyeklof9209 2 жыл бұрын
3:44 BEST LINE EVER
@barrel9158
@barrel9158 2 жыл бұрын
the ChiiIiiIIldren! that bathroom one got me by surPEES XD
@liliowen2132
@liliowen2132 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Part 3, I’m rooting for Oscar
@user-wb8wt9fd5h
@user-wb8wt9fd5h 2 жыл бұрын
2:33 Infinity War reference
@De_Jimberto
@De_Jimberto 2 жыл бұрын
31:46 My car has a face like me and it's too long to turn corners😂
@A3B_Yates
@A3B_Yates 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Oscar has a cut-in-half tie and Tod has 2 ties
@paytontriplett7967
@paytontriplett7967 2 жыл бұрын
When they say "To be continued" but continued never comes 😢😭😭
@swirlybulldozer3105
@swirlybulldozer3105 2 жыл бұрын
They cut the series in half
@macaemeia146
@macaemeia146 2 жыл бұрын
True
@hunteremmerson7149
@hunteremmerson7149 2 жыл бұрын
I love the thanos refrance "what did it cost HALF"
@LD-dt1sk
@LD-dt1sk 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I will see something go from animation to commercial to movie to anime then back to commercial so quickly
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