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@Luxembourgz6101 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you hear the joke about the plane" "No" "Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head"

@ilovemusic_194 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed!

@Alien-qg2yn 2 жыл бұрын

I don't jet it.

@MarmaladeWizard 2 жыл бұрын

@@Alien-qg2yn Oh,You!

@jerimiahhardy2701 2 жыл бұрын

@@Alien-qg2yn ha ha ha 🥲

@noteshira8011 2 жыл бұрын

That's a good one

@kelhelle 5 ай бұрын

“How do you keep an idiot waiting?” “I’ll tell you later”

@TaliIsaia Ай бұрын

"why did the men throw the butter outside the window". Idk, why? "To see the butter-fly".

@pandavibes1704 Ай бұрын

DANG

@GranTube 5 ай бұрын

What does Batman and a thief have in common? They both can’t leave a store without Robin

@NotKnown-ed2bw 2 ай бұрын

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta Why can’t skeletons sky dive? Because they don’t have the guts If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? I’m on a sea food diet I see food and I eat 10 likes for more than

@Itzizizzy 2 ай бұрын

@@NotKnown-ed2bwI got a bad feeling u stole that

@Darwinsuperpogi Ай бұрын

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

@red-gp9ohh Ай бұрын

@@NotKnown-ed2bw overused jokes

@___balls448 20 күн бұрын

@@NotKnown-ed2bw Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

@vkazzz8365 2 жыл бұрын

“What did 50 do when he was hungry,” “58” - A very wise man

@purplecrown2107 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 wt

@bigaraga 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@-ImJammedYT- 2 жыл бұрын

Fifty ate

@cat_luvrr 2 жыл бұрын

OHHH I GET IT LOL

@asha461 2 жыл бұрын

Fifty ate skdhfjdvx

@I_Seem_To_Be_Lost Жыл бұрын

"Dad, what's dark humor?" " see that man with no hands?, ask him to clap. " " dad. You know I'm blind. "

@Horses_I Жыл бұрын

💀😨😆

@psycho_cosplays Жыл бұрын

🤣lol

@blakhart7294 Жыл бұрын

Ohhh noooo 😔😔

@LittleNightmaresFan. Жыл бұрын

Oop

@b_u_b_b_a Жыл бұрын

That’s my joke

@Rayney_is_CRAZY 3 ай бұрын

“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?” “ Special forces”

@stillhere1425 Ай бұрын

😆

@KabirChattopadhyay1991 5 ай бұрын

"I have a dog without a nose." "Really? How does he smell?" "Terrible."

@paimon6626 2 жыл бұрын

"What did the ghost say to another ghost?" "Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"

@nerdychez2440 2 жыл бұрын

Wow just wow

@Rain1Haz3 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahaha

@sevenjt9341 2 жыл бұрын

Almost…. Almost

@charlie_aizawa 2 жыл бұрын

Omg nooooooooo🤚😭

@demonicanimations3579 2 жыл бұрын

Kinda

@Ram_Bhakt0777 Ай бұрын

"Do you know that Dog Food is good for your eyes?" "How??" "Have you ever seen a dog wearing glasses?"

@AVERYBAVERY0123 Ай бұрын

This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy

@feliciagaffney1998 28 күн бұрын

It's so dumb, it's funny. I love it. 😂😂

@JadeWhoLovesGreen 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺

@mxarii5039 2 жыл бұрын

The ring inside the cookie you say hm? SuS.

@JadeWhoLovesGreen 2 жыл бұрын

@@mxarii5039 😳

@mxarii5039 2 жыл бұрын

@@JadeWhoLovesGreen 😂

@elyhotninja6706 2 жыл бұрын

@@mxarii5039 AMOGUS (among us moments

@__Foni__Ashe__ 2 жыл бұрын

@@mxarii5039 TRUCKPOSTER

@NotTheTrainGuy 2 жыл бұрын

"Why is George Washington so bad at chess?" "Why?" "Because he's dead" Edit: bruh how does this have 1,000 likes

@GachaSam11107 2 жыл бұрын

I love this- 😭✋

@YD_. 2 жыл бұрын

You got me

@mythicalstuff2261 2 жыл бұрын

Thats dark-

@GachaSam11107 2 жыл бұрын

@@mythicalstuff2261 yet so true- 💀

@strange_blade811 2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@MarvelFanandPshyco 3 ай бұрын

"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?" "For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂

@IJUSTKATEI 5 ай бұрын

“Mom I need personal space!” “You came out of my personal space.”

@zorochi181 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you get a shot in the army?" "No, Dad i got shot in the leggy."

@okstop1317 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@uh8053 2 жыл бұрын

LOL😭

@queenof_imk9970 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mockingwizard 2 жыл бұрын

Okay this made me laugh

@isimpforfoodanimepeopletha1678 2 жыл бұрын

This was funnier than it should've been

@Benaidlen813 2 жыл бұрын

“Did you know hellen Keller had a pet monkey?” “No” “She didn’t either “

@abby-wf6pl 2 жыл бұрын

underrated lol

@EvaM00 2 жыл бұрын

Please explain

@Lemonminer 2 жыл бұрын

@@EvaM00 hellen Keller was both blind and deaf from an early age, so she wouldn’t be able to hear or see the monkey, she could just guess by feeling it. She might of thought it was a dog or cat. Obviously that didn’t actually happen but that’s the idea of the joke.

@EvaM00 2 жыл бұрын

@@Lemonminer Ohhhh yeah lol thanks!

@zaraamir9165 2 жыл бұрын

This one's real good

@Liamblox187 5 ай бұрын

"why can't Elsa can't get a balloon?" "Cuz she would let it gOOoOoooO"

@antoniocolangelo7755 5 ай бұрын

I heard that joke at a concert at my school and we did miming and swimming

@Aflah5 3 ай бұрын

@TimeToGetFunkyy 9 ай бұрын

“Who are the best readers?” “who?” “9/11 victims. they went through 90 stories in 10 seconds!”

@justmebruh483 6 ай бұрын

Americans are on their way to delete KZfaq from their devices cause oh boy too many 9/11 jokes

@HMBRTOABLE 5 ай бұрын

“Gonna need a senzu for that one.”

@tgibbons1234 4 ай бұрын

DAMN

@Jarachupotter 4 ай бұрын

Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it

@tgibbons1234 4 ай бұрын

@@Jarachupotter nice job to ruin the moment

@isabellaalcazar7989 2 жыл бұрын

“Why is Peter Pan always flying?” “Why?” “Cause he Neverlands”

@welcometoasia9984 2 жыл бұрын

LOLOL

@VBEuro 2 жыл бұрын

I can see this comment getting likes already

@Raynyskies 2 жыл бұрын

I lowkey love this!! 😂👏

@niel_z 2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@bry_crochet 2 жыл бұрын

No, it’s because he’s a fly-ing pan

@rayn3x 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite joke: "Guys I just realized the 'f' in orphan means family" Mom: "But there isn't any 'f' in orphan-" Mom:"oh"

@Kdshifley 2 жыл бұрын

Oh-

@heyimiketv 2 жыл бұрын

Now,Now That’s not a joke! That’s dark humour! I’m calling the FBI

@Ghosting.Iguess 2 жыл бұрын

My new favourite joke- My family is this close too finding a way too abort someone even tho they’re already born because of this 🥶

@iamsue5264 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't get can someone explain this to my dumb ass

@Ghosting.Iguess 2 жыл бұрын

@@iamsue5264 there’s no f in the spelling of orphan- and they said “it stands for family” since there is no f in the spelling- it’s saying orphans don’t have family (which is true kind of) and so it’s funny in a dark humour way

@LeoTheRepairBoi 5 ай бұрын

It wasn't The funniest but the way he delivered it Was awesome, He looks so happy

@Jemimah______an 6 ай бұрын

"My italian friend died last week" "She pasta way"

@divesdream127 5 ай бұрын

Guys-

@Jemimah______an 4 ай бұрын

@@gkidsgoddard7999 I did.

@levvlovesu 2 ай бұрын

@@Jemimah______anI did too.

@sunni8058 2 жыл бұрын

My fav joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why?" "To get to the idiot's house" "...?" "knock knock" "who's there?" "the chicken"

@hihi-lu4mh 2 жыл бұрын

ah yes

@mdshahidullah1365 2 жыл бұрын

That's quite a savage insult xD...gonna use this for emergencies lmao

@mrfivehead258 2 жыл бұрын

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because you didn't fucking cook it!" Cracks me up every time lmfao.

@itsthatdev6098 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

@Itxsxnny08 2 жыл бұрын

BYEE LOL

@greentea9951 2 жыл бұрын

"Why should you never trust an atom?" "Why?" "Because they make up everything"

@Luv.schuyler 2 жыл бұрын

I love this one because my last name is adams so everyone always looks at me and is like “oOh we sHoulDnt trUsT YOu”

@hey-hellorichboy 2 жыл бұрын

That's from a kids science video so sadly I knew that one

@SomniCatcher07 2 жыл бұрын

@@Luv.schuyler but Adams isn't same as atom sorry I'm confused.

@Luv.schuyler 2 жыл бұрын

@@SomniCatcher07 it’s close tho

@SomniCatcher07 2 жыл бұрын

@@Luv.schuyler yh lol

@_8miko8 8 ай бұрын

Why did the lawyer win the case inside the restroom? .. Cuz he was on some real shit 😂😂

@divesdream127 5 ай бұрын

😂

@vanesalumabao3022 2 ай бұрын

“What did the librarian say to the students” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wakeupthewublins69 Жыл бұрын

“Do you know the best joke?” “No??” *pulls a mirror*

@prishadutta1643 Жыл бұрын

lol underrated

@kristycampbell7866 Жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@camilomadrigal8617 Жыл бұрын

Haha... *pulls out uno reverse card*

@KallMehRishu Жыл бұрын

👍💀

@discriminate. Жыл бұрын

Overused

@0SOURBiTe0 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm scared for the calendar" "Why" "Because it's days are numbered"

@unkn0wn383 2 жыл бұрын

Lol-

@user-ey1mj2jx1q 2 жыл бұрын

It's so bad it's good!

@0SOURBiTe0 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ey1mj2jx1q Thank you

@Nobody-ug5nv 2 жыл бұрын

Actually a good joke

@matthijsnorg9281 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone thinks that joke is funny

@MrBear549 3 ай бұрын

That’s not a joke, THATS A GODDAMN RIDDLE

@ZoeZparkles 7 ай бұрын

My friend told me to stop singing “I’m A Believer” or she’d stop being friends with me. I thought she was kidding… But then I saw her face-

@gooby2167 2 жыл бұрын

“Have you seen the movie Constipated?” “No” “Yeah me neither it hasn’t come out yet”

@veronicaquiroz4549 2 жыл бұрын

This one made me snort haha

@Mintiest_Alex_Ive.ever.tasted 2 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFFFT

@hannahjemimahrumy7135 2 жыл бұрын

Looollll

@gachaskye2625 2 жыл бұрын

*long drawn out sigh of disappointment* I can believe I laughed at this…

@_.Rubix_Cube._ 2 жыл бұрын

You win it all

@augisoncrack 2 жыл бұрын

"Dad, what's an alcoholic?" "Son, see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8" "But dad theres only 2" *Mom who see's only 1* : Augh

@ppelpe 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

@ppelpe 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

@augisoncrack 2 жыл бұрын

@@ppelpe yeah, joke is like a meme its supposed to be spread around

@precon8182 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The dad was so drunk he said 50% more instead of 50% less cars.

@yamanzee 2 жыл бұрын

It is funny tho

@user-vd5rj4gn1q 5 күн бұрын

Knock knock “Who’s there?” Atch “Atch who?” bless you

@banayabah 2 жыл бұрын

When you laugh at everything: Lmao, this was too funny.

@masteraccident4221 2 жыл бұрын

Yes I think this is funny

@banayabah 2 жыл бұрын

@@theredorange Yes, I do. :)

@rayy_of_darkness 2 жыл бұрын

Bentellect lol

@xx_lovelyraelynn_xx4362 2 жыл бұрын

@@rayy_of_darkness typed lol but had I blank face I bet

@NoSocialSkills_ 2 жыл бұрын

Same ahahahaa

@Un1dent1calTw1ns Жыл бұрын

“Want to hear the broken pencil joke?” “Sure!” “Never mind, it’s pointless 😒”

@shadowknight2978 Жыл бұрын

I hate when comments this good don't have much likes

@VandanaVandana-rs1zf Жыл бұрын

STOP these r funny tho 😅😅😂😂

@xenia-browanthony5149 Жыл бұрын

Siri once told me this I found it funny

@maddiemo3143 Жыл бұрын

Ahhahahahaha

@TurtZW1 Жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAA WHAT A GOOD JOKE

@TEMPEST825 5 ай бұрын

"Why did the chicken cross the mobiüs Strip?" "To get to the same side!"

@bogart5453 3 ай бұрын

"What is the hardest thing to eat" "The wheel chair"

@RiddleyEnlow 2 ай бұрын

Fake that stupid not even going to make me laugh sorry my brother said that it made me laugh

@bentheben7618 2 ай бұрын

@RiddleyEnlow can you explain I font understand that sentence

@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz 2 ай бұрын

Its supposed to say: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The wheel chair.

@jjharson7344 Ай бұрын

@@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz yep was gonna say the same, he got the joke wrong. take my like :)

@Scrunkles 2 жыл бұрын

“What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?” “...” “White Vans”

@Mintiest_Alex_Ive.ever.tasted 2 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHAHAHAA

@jrmads_ 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHA

@athenafied4982 2 жыл бұрын

I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

@xclemz8480 2 жыл бұрын

What ab black vans? Those pretty trendy tho

@Imnotcool1577 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@essian8140 2 жыл бұрын

"Knock knock" "Who's there" "Hatch" "Hatch who?" "Bless you, do you have a cold?"

@snakeman-metalman157 2 жыл бұрын

This is golden. 👌

@dnaawesome5459 2 жыл бұрын

Lol this cracked me up 😂

@SiloxYT 2 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@red0222 2 жыл бұрын

I smiled thanks

@mr_rakexd1285 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Itanguciha 4 ай бұрын

Mudah mudahan jokes jokes jaya bisa bikin orang tertawa

@user-sm1wh8fk4g Ай бұрын

My sister and I both cracked up at the end!!!!’ 😂😂

@beebthebootiful9509 2 жыл бұрын

- "Why did the chicken cross the road??" - "why" - "To go to the idiot's house. Knock knock." - "Who's there?" - "The chicken" Btw I just want to say I didn't make the joke, I just read it somewhere and really liked it (it became my favourite joke)

@itzjaily 2 жыл бұрын

THATS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I'VE READ THIS MONTH

@dyz9kyxd917 2 жыл бұрын

@°AdorbsxKars° you wanna hear the best knock knock joke it’s knock knock, who there, where when, where when who, my place tommorow you and me it’s Got me laughing everytime

@drsupriyobhattacharya7422 2 жыл бұрын

That was brutal 🤣🤣🤣

@charlottw1 2 жыл бұрын

Great joke 🤣🤪😊

@hillaryhaskins2857 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@haffafawahyuddin7742 Жыл бұрын

"What do you call a cute door?" "A what?" "A-door-able" 👁👄👁

@crystalizedgem5749 Жыл бұрын

Haha getting LDshadow lady vibes

@i-eat-leaf-mold Жыл бұрын

What do you call an attractive triangle? Acute-ie

@norlyn1056 Жыл бұрын

@@i-eat-leaf-mold ehh

@Accctualy Жыл бұрын

I hate u

@Phwebe 9 ай бұрын

“DOCTER HELP ME, I’M ADDICTED TO TWITTER!” “Sorry I don’t follow you…”

@karsenkeeble390 5 ай бұрын

Ok that's funny lol

@lismusliu4424 5 ай бұрын

"Why did the plane go to his room" "Why?" "Because he had a bad altitude"😂

@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48 2 жыл бұрын

“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?” “Why” “Cause’ he was dead...” “Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?” “Idk why?” “Cause he was dead, why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?” “Because he was dead?” “No, peer pressure”

@myownhappyplace8064 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t explain why but this made my day 😂😂😂

@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48 2 жыл бұрын

@@myownhappyplace8064 :)

@BreadBreadx4 2 жыл бұрын

I’m stealing this This was so good

@finbro1270 2 жыл бұрын

I have a knock knock joke, you start.

@thisnameistaken2364 2 жыл бұрын

@@finbro1270 knock nock

@magicpencils8151 2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist : The cookies Truck Driver was Actually Milad!

@ashdoesanimestuff8863 2 жыл бұрын

hahaha ur talking abt Milad Mirg right?

@magicpencils8151 2 жыл бұрын

@@ashdoesanimestuff8863 Yes

@1nfinity77 2 жыл бұрын

This is actually funnier than those lame jokes

@anime_edits7097 2 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@anime_edits7097 2 жыл бұрын

@@1nfinity77 true

@ath4096 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?" "No?!" "It's fine, he woke up"

@nyahnabaumeister1685 2 жыл бұрын

This should have more likes. It’s so funny😂🤣

@feistymandrill3576 2 жыл бұрын

Classic 😂

@TheFrozenCookieCrumb 2 жыл бұрын

@Hanna Varghese Im confused. Tell me TvT

@arandomhippo4798 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheFrozenCookieCrumb kid napping

@AmnaAleem2845 2 жыл бұрын

This is actually kinda funny..... Or maybe my humor's broken🤡

@hisokamorow-_-4131 2 жыл бұрын

“My dad and Nemo have so much in common” “They both can’t be found”

@duck3y799 2 жыл бұрын

😢

@grimslaysx898 2 жыл бұрын

Wow

@grimslaysx898 2 жыл бұрын

That got a chuckle out of me

@uzumakinaruto2336 2 жыл бұрын

U missed dory too bro

@wistelaphdelgado17 2 жыл бұрын

Deku 😪

@mariela8012 8 ай бұрын

-What's the scariest plant -The Ban-BoOOOo

@Aflah5 3 ай бұрын

@odisnity5 7 ай бұрын

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar-tender here?”

@amber5340 2 жыл бұрын

"My mom died today" "I'm sorry for your loss, here's a joke to help... Knock knock" "Who's there" "Not your mom"

@melvynjeremiah5704 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sofienomeb8545 2 жыл бұрын

WHY IS MY HUMOR LIKE THIS

@blue.berry.b 2 жыл бұрын

Not your mom who?

@virtualmorgue 2 жыл бұрын

@@blue.berry.b Pfft

@veronicaquiroz4549 2 жыл бұрын

Souurrrr

@a._.person3464 2 жыл бұрын

Him: _Tells The Joke_ _1 Hour Later..._ Me: _Finally Gets The Joke And Chuckles_

@hihi-lu4mh 2 жыл бұрын

Those are the best type of jokes tho

@Raven_Ray1 2 жыл бұрын

Actually me

@zedootdoot 2 жыл бұрын

So relatable

@papitrisnat4238 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that you have to tell your sexuality even tho no one asked

@zedootdoot 2 жыл бұрын

@@papitrisnat4238 r/wooooooooosh

@Spacelover385 2 ай бұрын

“Uranus can fit 63 Earths in it” *i keep laughing when i think of this*

@user-ye4yl6jx6j 2 ай бұрын

That’s actually funny lol 😅

@taetyo 2 жыл бұрын

"what do you call a pen that has wings?" "idk" "ok" -my google assistent trying to make a joke

@dialupdog 2 жыл бұрын

this is funnier than every joke in the comments

@menacingbob4220 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even laugh

@Coookr 2 жыл бұрын

Actually funny

@pixeliique 2 жыл бұрын

Airpen 👹

@menacingbob4220 2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@wave8092 2 жыл бұрын

"what's the difference between orphans and apples?" "What" "Apples actually get picked"

@bjc3321 2 жыл бұрын

I actually used this dark humour once and it made the orphans laugh

@oliviaberkhout7540 2 жыл бұрын

Kinda sad ngl

@botarkowski6681 2 жыл бұрын

Why ..l I am I laughing that is so mean of me

@goodaoyamavibez7764 2 жыл бұрын

Rude.😒

@ryuzen2009 2 жыл бұрын

Sad and hit me in jelly lol

@hey_ho_its_leos_talkshow 5 ай бұрын

What pub does the twix go to? The chocolate bar 😂😂😂

@JustYourAverageScroller 5 ай бұрын

“What do you call an injury on a kid” “I don’t know what?” “A minor injury”

@swtmm Жыл бұрын

"why do bees have sticky hairs" Why "They use honeycombs" That kills me everytime

@sanyakondapalli9350 Жыл бұрын

lmao

@kuromi9719 Жыл бұрын

It’s not that bad

@ilove_winxclub Жыл бұрын

When I hear bees: “MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE”

@sanyakondapalli9350 Жыл бұрын

@@ilove_winxclub lmao

@shototodoroki8057 Жыл бұрын

Pff lmao 😂

@Chinmayeebastia 2 жыл бұрын

"How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?" "Have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"

@harshalatha7540 2 жыл бұрын

But many animals don't wear glasses too but good one lol

@Chinmayeebastia 2 жыл бұрын

@@harshalatha7540 thanks :D

@Elleyiz 2 жыл бұрын

The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland: *Am I a joke to you?*

@shadowqueen3679 2 жыл бұрын

@@Elleyiz he didn't eat his carrots

@iamstupid5635 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: rabbits eat Vegetables for the main meal , they eat carrots for snacks

@evancampos9870 3 күн бұрын

Bro im locked in a forever smile but the laugh wont come out, you fucking murdered me

@anithamore 2 ай бұрын

"Next joke" 😂

@normika. 2 жыл бұрын

My friend: what does the ocean says to the other ocean? Me: sea you later My friend: Nothing they just waved, did you sea what i did there? Me: shore, did you sea what i did there? My friend: stop being a beach and stealing my jokes Me: water you saying?

@KeeleyChaos-official 2 жыл бұрын

Why the flip is this so funny

@normika. 2 жыл бұрын

@@anormaldude6427 i sea what you did there

@Nightmareloves13 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 and also no cussing

@apersonwhoexists3383 2 жыл бұрын

Seen this a few times before

@normika. 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nightmareloves13 i didnt cussed, even if i cussed its my choice, not trying o be rude

@luxusmode111 2 жыл бұрын

it’s so dumb but my favorite joke is this: The guy who invented velcro died. Rip.

@idioticbread5775 2 жыл бұрын

WHY DID I LAUGH 😭

@azrielhyde5577 2 жыл бұрын

Lol RIP

@spicytoast6890 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@novamation 2 жыл бұрын

I JUST GOT IT 😂

@plantx_z1891 2 жыл бұрын

PFF

@Ilovephiliphines398 2 ай бұрын

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.🤣

@GamingGgproYesYouNoob 6 ай бұрын

If we stab a cereal are we a cereal killer

@ezrajayelliot 2 жыл бұрын

"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it"

@sans1806 2 жыл бұрын

Well FUUU-

@gamerskillz4718 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@user-vj9iw6cv7m 2 жыл бұрын

Is like water also works

@unknownerror8060 2 жыл бұрын

op-

@keasiamendoza6663 2 жыл бұрын

That goes for dads too

@JamezSucksAtLife 2 жыл бұрын

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

@Kdshifley 2 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@oldacc4512 2 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@gamersgamestorm8291 2 жыл бұрын

I mean that’s the actual reason

@Aletris24 2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@phildopey5759 2 жыл бұрын

thats not a joke its a fact

@bahaoudouch3057 3 ай бұрын

"A man ate a charcoal" "Hmmmm" "He farted smoke" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@gamingcatgirl Ай бұрын

What did the librarian say to the student When it said read more that was the actual answer to the joke 😂

@nostalgic7498 Жыл бұрын

"What do you call an excited mute person?" "What?" "Speechless."

@TheIniquitousOne279 Жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@rajnisinghh01 Жыл бұрын

💀

@kanchankolatkar3189 Жыл бұрын

I laughed 💀

@EliteFrosted Жыл бұрын

Bruh 🗿

@kanchankolatkar3189 Жыл бұрын

@@TheIniquitousOne279, when you are amazed or excited, you're speechless and a mute person cannot speak.

@gempaw2069 Жыл бұрын

"knock knock" "Who's there?" "Sir, this isn't a joke, come collect your food from the door-"

@Aquilla_xx Жыл бұрын

I-😂😂

@justjoanneofficial Жыл бұрын

@{ müShÿ } 👑🎗 the car warranty overdue joke is over used lol 😂 but it’s still funnier in some instances

@SHADOWS_2 16 күн бұрын

Omg bro…that was frickin hilarious 😂

@OliviaWard.209 4 ай бұрын

What’s a cheese that’s not yours nacho cheese😂😅

@kia8312 Жыл бұрын

“when does a joke become a dad joke” “when” “when it leaves and never comes back”

@kurei746 Жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard

@whyarewe_evenhere Жыл бұрын

💀

@squishmallowqueen9131 Жыл бұрын

Why is this so funny?😂😂😂

@Ellie-ec2oc Жыл бұрын

It went to get milk

@rinakhanna5208 Жыл бұрын

Ayooo

@polyphonic- 2 жыл бұрын

“What do you find on tiny beaches” “What?” “M I C R O W A V E S”

@dontmindme4688 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sophieknikker 2 жыл бұрын

Bhahahahhaah this had me laughing so hard

@enzaissodead Жыл бұрын

so true.

@POKEIVE12 23 күн бұрын

This got me thinking,where was the ring? Wait…. OH💀

@parkerknopp6366 2 күн бұрын

“A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.”

@Jsuhgarr 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 equal the same thing?" "What, no they don't!" "Yes, because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too." "👁️👄👁️" "😎*Proud of myself*" [Not originally my joke]

@geetkahar 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tymonszalinski303 2 жыл бұрын

Took me a few seconds to get

@Jsuhgarr 2 жыл бұрын

@@tymonszalinski303 😄lol, I'm glad you figured it out

@cffee6999 2 жыл бұрын

Explain pls, I don’t get it 😭

@geetkahar 2 жыл бұрын

@@cffee6999 10+10 is equal to 20 and 11+11 is equal to 22 which he has said by using too so he meant 11+11 is also equals twenty TOO which also pronounced as 22

@editingman594 Ай бұрын

Dang bro, you got the whole chat laughing.😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

@chevelleroxanne171 2 жыл бұрын

"a moment of silence for erasers" *"Why?"* "Because they give their lives for our mistakes"

@Liz-A-Tron 2 жыл бұрын

@Shaheen Jackson but true

@sunflowergacha4560 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO SO TRUEEE

@zoseph123L 2 жыл бұрын

"Jesus"

@melinafernandez1803 2 жыл бұрын

That's deep

@felixmcbean7002 2 жыл бұрын

@@melinafernandez1803 lmao I can't tell if you're joking or one of those deep kids

@Random_videoz. 3 ай бұрын

My mom said “GRANDMAS COOKIES😱😱😱😱😱”

@personwithartistblock 4 ай бұрын

Bojack Horseman mulch joke: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

@starkissed3183 2 жыл бұрын

"Knock a knock" "Who's there?" "Broken Pencil" "Broken Pencil who?" "Never mind it's pointless" Next joke: "What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know it's a werewolf?" "A unaware wolf!!"

@alanamorgan5924 2 жыл бұрын

I really like these! They’re not dark like the rest!

@dougthedragon8195 2 жыл бұрын

These are the "pfft haha" kind of jokes that we don't see enough of...

@sukainas2438 2 жыл бұрын

What do u call a lost wolf? Werewolf

@deathness3002 2 жыл бұрын

What the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

@lqdyd4856 2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually funny! XD

@harveychinemeremani864 5 ай бұрын

why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself it was too tired

@coder436 2 ай бұрын

Gotta love the random zoom on every single cut

@tacktnot1147 2 жыл бұрын

“Why do graveyards have fences?” “Why” “People are dying to get in”

@tswiftbooksandcoffee 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@shivery_timbers1430 2 жыл бұрын

“He’s out of line, but he’s got a point.”

@Gettin_Outdoors 2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@st3fan735 2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@vicky-exists 2 жыл бұрын

Now this is some dark humor ma man 😎👍

@k1ttycat._ 2 жыл бұрын

“Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Broken Pencil” “Broken Pencil Who?” *Nevermind It’s Pointless*

@pidgey3734 2 жыл бұрын

"Will you remember me forever?" "Yes" "Knock Knock" "Whos There" "you didnt remember me. now you die." "AH SH- *gets stabbed 82 times in the back*"

@smallpp5624 2 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@user-it8xw6vx7d 2 жыл бұрын

@@pidgey3734 thats old lmao

@mryomama6468 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one I haven't laughed like this in a long time

@LasqueletteRaspberry 2 жыл бұрын

Do not say that to a futur writer like me xD

@kavern9281 2 жыл бұрын

“so, this girl told me to come over to her house because nobody was home. sure enough I came over and nobody was home”

@clxtchtdk3332 2 жыл бұрын

Noice

@lilygipson7005 2 жыл бұрын

I like this ne

@christopheranton13 2 жыл бұрын

Rodney Dangerfield!

@Unforgettxbleivy 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@MiniMatorX 2 жыл бұрын

Except her

@abhinav6518 2 жыл бұрын

Me: Smiling before the joke starts and ROFL after the joke ends without any reason 😅

@abhinav6518 2 жыл бұрын

@@theredorange ok imma see right now 😉

@atlas_1802 2 жыл бұрын

@@theredorange Watched your most recent video… my honest opinion: It wasn’t funny, kind of made me cringe. Though, if you’re having fun making these videos, go for it. I’m sure others will find you entertaining.

@AoiTheIdolLover 2 жыл бұрын

@@theredorange In my opinion, some people may say it's cringe but some people may like it and watch them since everyone has their own opinions! If you ask me my react is in the middle, some seem cringe but some looks pretty funny! You should keep up posting like the person said above me Hope this helped!

@jeydeh5829 2 жыл бұрын

I do this all the time-

@abhinav6518 2 жыл бұрын

@@jeydeh5829 oh... 👁️👄👁️

@765Parsec 8 күн бұрын

That was pretty good. 😂😂

@CrescentMoon-Zero Ай бұрын

"Yes" me: HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHEHHEHEHAHAHHAHAHAHA

@tortia8984 2 жыл бұрын

“What does my dad have in common with Nemo? 😁” “They both can’t be found 😔”

@Your_Local_Pacifist 2 жыл бұрын

That's just sad

@strange_blade811 2 жыл бұрын

Very underrated

@aaronprem3479 2 жыл бұрын

OHHHH NOOOOOO

@newghost1317 2 жыл бұрын

Nemo was found tho..

@tortia8984 2 жыл бұрын

@@newghost1317 “what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad?” “Nemo was found, my dad was not…” But that’s true I just heard this joke one time and thought it was funny lol

@yuan1266 2 жыл бұрын

This joke was from my elementary days: Three friends named Dumb, Brain, and Nobody, was hanging out as usual. But later on, when Dumb and Brain was not looking, Nobody went to the forest and got lost. A little while later, Dumb realized he was gone and told Brain to tell the police to find him. So they went to the police station, but when they arrived, Brain said he wanted to get some fresh air and waited outside the police station. So Dumb went to the police. "Good afternoon sir, how can I help you." Said the police. "I need you to find my friend, he is missing." Replied Dumb. "Okay sir, I just need his name." "Nobody." The police got confused and asked again. "Who is lost?" "Nobody is lost." The police thought it was a prank and got mad. "You think I'd fall for that? Are you dumb?" "How did you know? Yes, I am Dumb." The police thought he was still playing around and got more mad. "You're brain must have wandered off without you knowing." "No, he did not. He's just outside, getting some fresh air." 😂😂😂

@rainy7936 2 жыл бұрын

Dude that’s hilarious

@Shilpa91000 2 жыл бұрын

There were three friends named Shutup, Manners and Poop. One day these three were hanging out on the road and Poop fell over. Manners went to help him. Meanwhile, a Police was walking by and saw Shutup standing by himself The police asked him, "Hey kid what's your name"? Shutup replies "Shutup" . The Police was shocked and said "hey where's your manners"! Shutup replies, "Over there picking up Poop". 😂😂😂

@arenkarthik 2 жыл бұрын

@@Shilpa91000 lol

@yeayeayeaaa1449 2 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I laughed at a joke 😂

@lesleepynarwhal1309 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed a bit too loud and I’m meant to be asleep- but I ain’t I’m here watching these vids but good joke lol

@Ayo_Sussy 5 ай бұрын

My wallet is like a Onion, When i open it, I cry . 😂

@ChrisCreats Ай бұрын

BNAG, that’s bang out of order that is lol

@playgotwood 2 жыл бұрын

"Knock Knock" "Whos There!?" "Daisy" "Daisy Who?!" "Daisy me rollin " *THEY HATIN* " Edit: i never thought this comment will get 379 likes i posted this thinking no one would give a crap last time i checked it was 96 likes thank u guys so much シ︎

@nnnnnnnn6557 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@arkofthescissorss662 2 жыл бұрын

"Dai hatin"

@ok-ex7ec 2 жыл бұрын

LOL💀

@Hello-jl1ny 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Fishstick-uy6qp 2 жыл бұрын

Lol