Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs / manbo-p
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7 жыл бұрынJapanese musician, manbo-p.
Vocal : GUMI
Music : Yoh Takahashi
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@manbo-p Жыл бұрын
マンボウPです。僕の代表曲である「粘着系男子の15年ネチネチ」の小説版をこちらで無料連載中です！ぜひ読んでみてください！kakuyomu.jp/works/16816452219867217357
@imdeaf8851 Жыл бұрын
Главный герой похож на меня
@user-qh7yk3fb2n Жыл бұрын
たまたま見たら17時間前？！
@嘘です Жыл бұрын
読みます( ´ཫ`)読みます( ´ཫ`)絶対読みます( ´ཫ`)
@alikhanzarubay5215 Жыл бұрын
can someone tell me the translation pleaseeeeeee
@statz3697 Жыл бұрын
@@alikhanzarubay5215 I put in Google translate so it might be wrong but it said Sunfish P. The novel version of my representative song "Adhesive Boys' 15 Years Necinechi" is being serialized here for free! Please read it
@barnet285 4 жыл бұрын
Child: How did you meet Mom? Dad: Geometry.
@CRH-391 4 жыл бұрын
"thanks dad." "no problem geometry time"
@derwahreredi 4 жыл бұрын
... Dash
@akmalidham 4 жыл бұрын
It's simply geometry my dear Watson
@redefri9962 4 жыл бұрын
hah!👌👍
@joannamysluk8623 4 жыл бұрын
"And you are the afterMATH of our relationship."
@viniciuspontaroloflorencio2937 4 жыл бұрын
She: Will you marry me? He: Geometry Time
@miyoubi 4 жыл бұрын
he geometry timed the marriage in half
@Megaswaglord 4 жыл бұрын
@@miyoubi he geometry timed the money after the divorce in half 🤣😢
@Yellow_Beatle 4 жыл бұрын
vinicius pontarolo florencio de faria смешно
@NezoIsTaken 4 жыл бұрын
*I NEED SOME PERSONAL SPACE FOR ME AND her*
@BAIDEA 4 жыл бұрын
@@Yellow_Beatle ГЕОМЕТРИ ТАЙМ
@anhnguyenduy8903 7 ай бұрын
"The reason I got into mathematics was so I could find the shortest distance to you" Mathematician rizz
@P_I_G_G_A 2 ай бұрын
Even tho in this video the most basic geometry is used, this line goes hard af
@azmua861 Ай бұрын
up
@cookeyd5984 Ай бұрын
Bro is a Rizzmatician
@panlis6243 2 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie. A rom-com/slice of life type of story about a dude who tries to solve every problem with geometry sounds like a pretty good idea for an anime
@KarkatMaritime 2 ай бұрын
Я подумал точно так же.
@redcowboys3167 2 ай бұрын
Not really geometry but "Science fell in love so I tried to prove it" kinda follows what you want.
@user-qb3gm4pu2m 2 ай бұрын
Its so funny for real
@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg Ай бұрын
mangakas, start making notes
@alysiannnn8274 Ай бұрын
@@redcowboys3167loved that manga, it's essentially two math majors rizzing each other up
@limitless_j 4 жыл бұрын
"The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you" That shit hit different
@lopezcamry 4 жыл бұрын
I'm using this to review for my midterm
@justinodonnell4393 4 жыл бұрын
This hit in a perpendicular line to my heart
@lemonaides3434 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah felt that😂
@chonkycat9224 4 жыл бұрын
*Pick up lines for people who like math-*
@69mviewsnt 4 жыл бұрын
that shit gives me butterflies tho
@wow-cn2ed 4 жыл бұрын
him: **eats 80% of the cake** also him: ThE pErfect giFt
@donce1310 3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely me
@geometryxii4792 3 жыл бұрын
Eat 95% cake
@DogeSargeant 3 жыл бұрын
Me an intellectual: *eats 101% of the cake*
@reaper_playz1163 3 жыл бұрын
DogeMuch actually quantum law forbids this
@ankat6756 3 жыл бұрын
@@reaper_playz1163 but hunger allows it
@user-ov4op3fz9g Жыл бұрын
「ケーキがぐちゃぐちゃだから」てことをわざわざ歌詞に入れることで全く乙女心分かってないこと表現するの好きなんだなぁ
@bea_chan 9 ай бұрын
説明する？
@user-mv8ro3zf2n 9 ай бұрын
作図しよう
@user-ig9um2uc9o 8 ай бұрын
最後に告白して女の子がコンパス(丸を書く)拾って こちらこそ みたいな感じなのほんと好き
@petermarsella6537 4 жыл бұрын
Cooking Recipe: cut the onion in half Him: *G E O M E T R Y TIME*
@aygunlek3734 4 жыл бұрын
Im mindblown. How to actually do this?
@beam3932 4 жыл бұрын
@@aygunlek3734 i'm sure there's a geometric construction for a bisctor of a circle
@insanity4981 4 жыл бұрын
@@aygunlek3734 with Tales's teorem
@Cattoh 4 жыл бұрын
Mark two points in the circle Grab a compass and do two circles each centered on its own side Then with a ruler draw a line that crosses straight from the intersecting points AND BAM! A PERFECT HALF CIRCLE! Squidward: Do it again, show your process
@insanity4981 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cattoh I think you can't pick 2 random points Edit: I was wrong,I searched for that solution and I found this; kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oa2qkpqAyLuYdYE.html
@fantasticnipples8423 4 жыл бұрын
Her: "Talk dirty to me." Him: "Your legs are spread in an obtuse angle at 103°"
@vutranoannguyen885 4 жыл бұрын
It would be 180° :D
@fantasticnipples8423 4 жыл бұрын
@@vutranoannguyen885 No. No matter how hard you try, unless you're flexible, your legs will never bend into a straight line when spread. Besides, it's sex, not yoga, no need to rip yourself in half
@chiriruz1260 4 жыл бұрын
sexually and mathematically roasted
@reddemon3403 4 жыл бұрын
Cherille Gachaz 😂
@brandonclarke436 4 жыл бұрын
I just found the perpendicular line of our parallel waists 😩😩😩😩
@user-vo8ty4mn2k Жыл бұрын
数学試験の途中で解く方法を知る問題が全くなくて悩んでいたが、この歌が浮かび上がったおかげで作図問題全部正解で解けた問題がカバーされて間もなく無事通過したのでありがとうございます
@user-ps5be4ux1e 6 ай бұрын
わかる！！ともよ！！
@110nituuhousunnzo 6 ай бұрын
今度使う予定です
@user-dn8bd2ts6h 5 ай бұрын
受かったのですか？もし亡くなったのであればご冥福をお祈りします。
@emanuelstornello8009 4 ай бұрын
*Geometry time!*
@user-ex5ju7fw4e 4 ай бұрын
なぜ亡くなったことにした？
@Are3.14 Жыл бұрын
As someone who got romantic relationships destroyed because of liking physics, geometry, math, microbiology and chemistry, i can say this song is truly awesome
@user-shashaaa Жыл бұрын
🥺
@user-kw8vt2dt1d Жыл бұрын
What exactly happened?
@guerun Жыл бұрын
✊😔
@floppysquid2036 Жыл бұрын
@@user-kw8vt2dt1d blud got hit with the L + ratio + no maidens
@omdano6432 Жыл бұрын
@@floppysquid2036 Linear + golden ratio + maidens of a null quant
@thecatalyst473 4 жыл бұрын
“Ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of cake” I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
@oddhuman5801 4 жыл бұрын
The Catalyst more likes for you
@eluclid 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime i look at his comment it makes me chuckle
@tsuumiki-tc6fi 4 жыл бұрын
こにちわ🙃😒😒
@Mewongus 4 жыл бұрын
@@tsuumiki-tc6fi こんにちは
@myluciusdemon 4 жыл бұрын
So u mean that ur chubby?
@somebodyimnot6193 4 жыл бұрын
Parents get divorced The lawyers be like: *GEOMETRY TIME*
@thedirtyratboi8538 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@mechatech9897 4 жыл бұрын
I won't let that happen! Differentiating divorce.... Closed integration of love. Perpendicular bisection of divorce papers. Done! A loving couple has been saved.
@smugqing5164 4 жыл бұрын
@@mechatech9897 Genius
@bobasaursquared1633 3 жыл бұрын
SomebodyImNot pog
@diaxola 3 жыл бұрын
"Make a line in the child to cut it in the half... and... of fuck"
@user-xu8jf1pn3w Жыл бұрын
答えが女の子の髪飾りについてる「三角」でも「バツ」でもなく「マル」なのが最高にエモい
@user-oj8lt5sn1l 5 ай бұрын
めっちゃ昔のコメントに返信するのもアレだけど最後にコンパスを差し出す行為が丸を描くコンパスだからこそYESっていう答えになるのかぁって一人で余韻に浸ってた
@user-mv2ez1bt3k 5 ай бұрын
@@user-oj8lt5sn1l全然関係なくて申し訳ないんやけど、まだ聴いてる人居たんだと思って嬉しくなった()
@user-js1yb6vp8t 3 ай бұрын
@@user-mv2ez1bt3k もっと関係ないワイが北まだ聞いてるやで
@kaidearc8159 4 ай бұрын
the one time where a childhood friend won
@beDongbebong 3 жыл бұрын
Kid: "how was i born, dad?" "use a compass to draw a circle centered on her"
@b-o-n-j-o-u-r 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is criminally underrated
@ririnfox 3 жыл бұрын
Omfg 💀
@Kane_1995 3 жыл бұрын
69 Nice
@idefkicabti4141 3 жыл бұрын
*Sighs** ight had enough of internet for now
@andresvalera1430 3 жыл бұрын
"First you use a compass to draw a circle centered on a spermatozoid"
@aknowleadge4787 3 жыл бұрын
My mom said everyone had a beautiful side I guess I’m a circle.
@dandelionfieldss 3 жыл бұрын
That means you have infinite positive sides!
@riccipeasy 3 жыл бұрын
@@dandelionfieldss such a positive thinker
@eliezioneto8054 3 жыл бұрын
@@riccipeasy that's his mom with a fake account
@SunshineRey 3 жыл бұрын
You’re not a circle, you’re a sphere, cause no matter where we look, you always look nice.
@eliezioneto8054 3 жыл бұрын
@@SunshineRey now that's just his mom
@potatoman79 Жыл бұрын
この曲なぜか半年に一回おススメに出てきてそのたびに見るけど 毎回 最初カオスだな～って思って最後泣くの何なんだろう 年中行事みたいになってる
@user-in3cw4uu5b Жыл бұрын
最後の君への最短距離を見つけるためだったんだっていう 一途で純粋な思いが好き
@CroqueNWO 3 жыл бұрын
"The only reason I got into math was to find the shortest distance to you" Every nerd now has a godlike pickup line holy shit this is good
@bonusducks2.03 2 жыл бұрын
i got another pickup line for you. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I'm bad at everything.
@fayolbien8889 2 жыл бұрын
Even Gravity will not discover, I will still fall for you.
@RancidKari 2 жыл бұрын
@@fayolbien8889 god tier shit bro
@rabidporcupine0 2 жыл бұрын
@@bonusducks2.03 *Winks with both eyes*
@komishouko8740 2 жыл бұрын
@@rabidporcupine0 its a bruh
@fluoriteaishiteiru7733 4 жыл бұрын
Child: mom, how did you and dad meet? Mom: WAIT DON'T ASK THAT QUESTIO- Dad: **bursts in the room** *GEOMETRY TIME*
@jenn_zaidd 4 жыл бұрын
*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA* I-- CAN'T-- HAHAHAHHHAHA
@williamlangdon1132 4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine that. For real.
@-.-._---_--_._- 4 жыл бұрын
Meet*
@fluoriteaishiteiru7733 4 жыл бұрын
@@-.-._---_--_._- a yess, thank youu!
@mindzero1283 4 жыл бұрын
ahhha
@Cartoonari 3 ай бұрын
Unironically showed this to my geometry teacher who showed it to all his classes 😭
@sugokuhigasi 7 ай бұрын
"丸を書く"道具であるコンパスを差し出すの、マジで天才の発想だと思う
@user-ou7zf1pm5b 2 ай бұрын
どうゆうことですか？
@sugokuhigasi 2 ай бұрын
@@user-ou7zf1pm5b最後らへんの「好きだと言った」に対して、「答えは1つ」でコンパスを差し出す →告白にOKの返事 という解釈です(あくまでも私の) めちゃ洒落てて好きだなという⋯⋯
@user-bz3sh5os3g 2 ай бұрын
その解釈めっちゃ好き
@user-ou7zf1pm5b 2 ай бұрын
@@sugokuhigasi あー、そうゆうことですか！めっちゃ納得です。
@NN-ex4hc Ай бұрын
最高の解釈
@dudeman4514 4 жыл бұрын
"The only reason i got into math was so i could find the shortest distance to you" I seriously wanna use this pickup line but i suck at math
@mamozanettin 4 жыл бұрын
I seriously wanna use it but I have others that take priority
@sleepybutter9549 4 жыл бұрын
I am sort of good at math so I guess I could use it. But I'd probably stutter before even saying the second word.
@itsme8049 4 жыл бұрын
Im good at math but I think it is so embarrassing.... and in fact, finding the shortest distance for 2 points doesn't need to learn math at all. Just draw a line that connects those 2 points.
@Alex-xp8wl 4 жыл бұрын
Well maybe just change it to "The only reason i try geometry is to find the shortest distance to you"
@FPSGuy100 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh just take the derivative, it’s easy
@axehew 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he messed up the cake and immediately tried erasing his whole childhood
@sarahmellinger8125 3 жыл бұрын
I mean do you expect math man to have social skills
@ashar2706 3 жыл бұрын
I think its cause, she left disappointed
@PillarofWind 3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@weirdoscreation 3 жыл бұрын
@@sarahmellinger8125 for real :/
@enanan6458 3 жыл бұрын
Man I would too If that happened to me
@paralosity9234 2 ай бұрын
Can’t believe our maths teacher actually showed us this 😭😭💀
@gardenagnostic Ай бұрын
lucky!
@blakksheep736 Ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@omegadadragon Ай бұрын
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
@thatrandomweeb Ай бұрын
Rare math teacher W
@Pitufichingada 26 күн бұрын
YOUR TEACHER IS THE BEST
@longforari Жыл бұрын
Imagine a guy eats most of the cake he got you, destroys the only piece he had left for you and because you were sad about it he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids then randomly jumps out a bush and tells you he loves you. This romance is kind of a horror movie from the girl's perspective.
@maalikserebryakov Жыл бұрын
He has a decent face so its not a horror at all it’s all looks bro I must now meditate to cope with this most unfortunate remembrance of the brutal blackpill
@zappy2073 Жыл бұрын
@@maalikserebryakov jesse what the fuck are you talking about
@putrievonyhabibah_kimia7191 Жыл бұрын
It's because they're childhood friend so they knew each other character and also already like each other maybe?
@PadaV4 Жыл бұрын
Imagine your childhood friend who you like, being a dumb*ss and destroying the piece of cake you wanted to eat together with him. Which makes you leave him alone in disappointment. And than because your relationship isn't going very well in his eyes, in grief he rips a photo of the two of you together as kids, which you see and take off running and crying(because you like him), and than he runs after you, to find and comfort you and declare his love for you and you forgive him for being a dumb*ss because you actually like him. If ripping up a photo and destroying a cake is horror to you than you are living a super sheltered life.
@maalikserebryakov Жыл бұрын
@@PadaV4lmao *guy eats cake he gave* girl: *drops to the floor and throws her hands up to the heavens and wails in anguish*
@zacks_wack 4 жыл бұрын
"ignoring the fact that I ate 80% of it myself" Omg I can't
@greenpanda575 4 жыл бұрын
Turtle Boi200 lol
@ms.violet7930 4 жыл бұрын
And with the expressions facr he made😂
@chrishansen1842 4 жыл бұрын
_"She offered half but I already ate 80% of it so I'm good."_ **insert guy looking at butterfly meme** Me: Is this a Chad?
@user-cy1bk3eg5u 4 жыл бұрын
Heh
@WildHeart378 4 жыл бұрын
This man has the same seduction level as mine
@covertboat3876 4 жыл бұрын
"The reason I got into mathematics is so I could find the shortest distance to you" im crying
@SaikuriNns 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@luna_yu7484 4 жыл бұрын
269 likes if you dare ruin this i will.... do nothing honestly IDC just NOICE
@x-lord0000 4 жыл бұрын
This is golden
@moondragon2502 4 жыл бұрын
I'm crying too
@20.samuderabagas57 4 жыл бұрын
basically me lol
@KAITOgarerian 7 ай бұрын
ボカロで覚える書下ろしなのに恋愛ソングかつネタを入れるの個性出ててすこ
@user-js1yb6vp8t 3 ай бұрын
主人公は数学が好きだから運動神経はそこそこなのか多分女の子は運動が得意、だから追いつけなかったし筋肉の力で壁を壊したのか
@MT--ug5ji 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people flirting: You look cute. The guy in the video flirting: W H A T B E A U T I F U L L Y S H A P E D E A R R I N G S
@MT--ug5ji 4 жыл бұрын
Netheryk The girl seemed very disturbed by it tho- but I’m not saying you’re wrong,your interpretation is fine with me
@austintan9265 4 жыл бұрын
Netheryk I think y’all are both right, It is indeed a smart compliment to praise her taste and all at first, but the guy continued to praise ONLY the earring by saying how it is such a “perfect” shape. The flirt basically diverged from her to the earring.
@miumiu39 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakubpluhar4914 Ok but if a person walked up to you and said "Nice earrings look at their diamond shape with the parallel sides and the perpediculars bisect each other" you would be creeped out too!
@real_guy3630 4 жыл бұрын
GEOMETRY TIME
@elcaliguladelplata3798 4 жыл бұрын
28 574B VV0UND5
@bisexual_bicycle8719 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad can you help me with home-" "GEOMETRY TIME!"
@arielwagner3477 3 жыл бұрын
SAKUZUDA!
@Mihiara 3 жыл бұрын
After a hour of dad's calculations he finally had to say ,that he had issues with geography - not geometry...
@cheesegrated7893 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mihiara He is gonna solve geography with geometry
@user-xj4wd1ye7q 3 жыл бұрын
_yes_
@prayformeplease 3 жыл бұрын
TIME TO CUT THE HOUSE
@user-odsn 4 ай бұрын
気づいたら海外を中心にバズってていつの間にか2000万回再生が目前でビビった 懐かしいのに今聞いても心に響く最高の曲だ…
@chocoweida Жыл бұрын
I love this song mv so much, like i love the fact that the color scheme for the entire thing is in cool colors, like pretty much the only non-cold color is the one red pen shown in like one scene in the climax, i also love the fact that you can understand the entire concept of the song just by the art on the video(though some lines like when the protagonist compares his math skills to the girls with animals might not be that understandable) and also the fact that in the cool colors in the mv,the blue is the main one,probably because both the protagonist and the girl hair is blue, just a different shade, and also one small thing is the fact that you can clearly see the protagonist and girl personality just by their designs/poses really shows what character design+poses can do. Conclusion: i would watch a series with this same color scheme+art style even if it was the worst series ever put into this galaxy.
@sheepyweepyohsocreepy 4 жыл бұрын
you: today is her birthday me, an intellectual: today is the day she was born
@carbonly4154 4 жыл бұрын
and yesterday was the day before she was born
@Weiss3r 4 жыл бұрын
@@carbonly4154 and tomorrow is the day after she was born
@potato8300 4 жыл бұрын
shep Actually, this video was published in February 20th. Yes, I know it depends. So in your case, it would be October 21th, so it’s NOT her birthday today.
@Milkenm 4 жыл бұрын
if today is the day she was born, it means she is 0yrs old, which means fbi
@pikoo0302 4 жыл бұрын
That's even better ! More people to the GEOMETRY TIME !!
@hayato.-7253 3 жыл бұрын
Friend: Hey can you give some advice on how to get a BF/Gf? Me: Yeah, *Geometry*
@zayoku6424 3 жыл бұрын
@@NotMironix lmao
@lusimrev 3 жыл бұрын
@@NotMironix lmfao great steps great steps
@onurucar2995 3 жыл бұрын
GENSHIN IMPACT
@zayoku6424 3 жыл бұрын
@@onurucar2995 pft lmao
@onurucar2995 3 жыл бұрын
@@zayoku6424 lmao to you having no gf LMAAOO
@TZMYT 11 ай бұрын
bros got that ultimate rizz he rlly said "the reason I got into mathematics was so i could find the shortest way to you"
@toasst_. Жыл бұрын
This unironically helped me learn math better than school
@mizilix3648 4 жыл бұрын
"Dad, why is my sister named Rose?" "Because, your mom like roses, son" "Thanks, Dad!" "You're welcome *Geometry Time* "
@lman2710 4 жыл бұрын
Learn some english please
@paolahernandez1752 4 жыл бұрын
L man dude just enjoy the joke
@chrishansen1842 4 жыл бұрын
@@lman2710 he was correct though? He was just missing a single s far as I know. What's the deal?
@user-sj9gz7pr3l 4 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen he wasn’t though, the whole thing was full of spelling and grammar mistakes 😅
@mizilix3648 4 жыл бұрын
@@lman2710 what kind of mistake did I do?
@leewen9418 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother fighting over the last slice of pizza: Mom: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*
@notagachachannel4508 4 жыл бұрын
And then we ruined pizza.
@user-ch8oj5hz2d 4 жыл бұрын
It's easy like a paramahamolger
@Kyriakos703 4 жыл бұрын
"Star flatinum" Reading that name was a *golden experience*
@helsreach8954 4 жыл бұрын
Me an intellectual: 🍕⬇
@pineapples7194 4 жыл бұрын
Star Flatinum ah shit.. here we go again
@JuuzouRCS Жыл бұрын
This is the ultimate musical masterpiece that no composer can ever nor could ever hope to surpass. Just accept this truth and praise this glorious piece! Edit: This actually made me cry after finishing watching it...
@metactal 11 ай бұрын
...what
@e.c.h.o._ 9 ай бұрын
the emotional damage scales with number of past traumas and with that conclusion I can say it's same for me
@06faisolsehbakor34 8 ай бұрын
I also cry while watching this too.
@tqnmayy 2 ай бұрын
This song is really good but there are many other Japanese music as good as this one or even better.
@tqnmayy 2 ай бұрын
What made you cry though? There's nothing really sad going on but just cute lil story of a couple.
@user-bo7vj1il2o 8 ай бұрын
0:10のギター？の入りが格好良すぎる
@kirisunayay548 4 жыл бұрын
So this what japanese people use to show students how symmetry is done
@aditijoshi7850 4 жыл бұрын
Kirisuna Yay this comment is so damn underrated 😂 I’m dying rn Edit: Wait, you just posted this yesterday. Makes sense why it has less likes.
@rotten6253 4 жыл бұрын
Damn no wonder there grades are so good
@ExAltioras 4 жыл бұрын
-death the kid has entered the chat-
@Jerry_licious 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently superior to how many other countries do it.
@jonathanlionel8745 4 жыл бұрын
True im from japan and my teacher show this to the class
@purpleimpostor575 3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to draw straight lines: 〰️ My teacher: ➖
@kawaiiamarii2240 3 жыл бұрын
One time my teacher drew a perfect circle on the whiteboard. I was beyond amazed
@noah7026 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sus
@noah7026 3 жыл бұрын
@sayritsu I'm calling EM
@build-a-bearfrogewiththesp2900 3 жыл бұрын
must be why I'm not straight
@ferusikach07 3 жыл бұрын
I have silinder and minus on my glases 👁️w👁️ that's why
@Honeylemon27514 9 ай бұрын
Euclid: I fucking proud of you son!!
@naterhythm 2 ай бұрын
...then i got divorced... GEOMETRY TIME
@plaguedoc.7802 4 жыл бұрын
Math teacher: You always hated Math. What Happend, that you started like geometry? Me: Some weird japanese video Teacher: Wha..? Me: *Geometry time*
@alifizharulhaq3370 4 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to cut the teacher right in the middle
@alifizharulhaq3370 4 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@plaguedoc.7802 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, that's a great idea
@plaguedoc.7802 4 жыл бұрын
I mean wha--
@Ble4ker_Official 4 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@sisamkhanal8232 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that the handsome kid's face is literally has golden ratio is just hilarious
@BuddinGHP 2 жыл бұрын
Ball Breaker.
@no-112 2 жыл бұрын
@@BuddinGHP I am extremely glad I'm not the only one who thought of this lmao
@PotyGames 2 жыл бұрын
@@BuddinGHP lol i tough the same
@d4_kun567 2 жыл бұрын
Lesson 5
@hp640. 2 жыл бұрын
@@d4_kun567 jojo fan spotted
@user-gn3wx2sv9e 11 ай бұрын
歌詞の中に、僕の数学力をペガサスとすると、 君はさしずめ粘液を放つ可愛い虫ってあるけど 褒めてんのか貶してんのかどっちだよって笑って しまったw恋をすると馬鹿になるのはホントでしたw
@_kurumi_chan__ 11 ай бұрын
えわかるw
@user-gn3wx2sv9e 11 ай бұрын
@@_kurumi_chan__ 理解者がいたぜ………
@IgnisToast69 Жыл бұрын
I love when he said "It's Geometry Time!" And then Geometried all over the place
@cat000 Жыл бұрын
literally
@MGR_enjoyer Жыл бұрын
Lol
@histerya 3 жыл бұрын
pov: you took the phrase "what you learn in school will serve you in the future" very seriously by applying math in any situation in your daily life
@ryanrydander1595 3 жыл бұрын
As weird as it sounds, I find applying math where it isn't necessary to be somewhat relaxing
@hu3bman 3 жыл бұрын
LMEO
@kittenmimi5326 3 жыл бұрын
He can do it just he did it the wrong way around... should have used his skills to find the perfect gift for her... like yk a geometric item in maybe a perfectly symmetrical box
@alcejaylos.4257 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanrydander1595 Well, yeah, maybe 'cause it's never wrong
@TheOne-jm6tg 3 жыл бұрын
Well if he takes it seriously, in math there is a thing called “optimal stopping point” so theoretically he should apply that to his relationship and seek other girls to compare to determines his “optimal stopping point”
@ahblyat4296 4 жыл бұрын
Me and my brother fighting on a bag of chips Me: *G E O M E T R Y T I M E*
@acekotana4425 4 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: If you're sharing a lays chips bag with someone, split it in half and give them the upper part, this way you still get 100% of the ships and its only 99% air
@ahblyat4296 4 жыл бұрын
@@acekotana4425 lmao
@arandomcake1805 4 жыл бұрын
i would use it on my brother
@coccinellecoccinelle3568 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@mackenziechin3667 4 жыл бұрын
Kotana_ "oh yeah, this is big brain time"
@Brunoki22 Жыл бұрын
I gotta give whoever made the subtitles some special credits. They match the video perfectly! I almost couldn't even tell they were youtube subs all along!
@mashixoo Жыл бұрын
おかげで、今私は幾何学を完全に理解しています。 しかし、何らかの理由で関係が表示されませんでした…
@humuhumu3069 3 жыл бұрын
man, these song titles are starting to become light novel titles
@akiferensenel7120 3 жыл бұрын
Lol ı came here thinking the same shit xD
@FishyFish223 3 жыл бұрын
Its not “starting to become” if the video is 4 years old.
@DEV-rw7eu 3 жыл бұрын
"My wife is ghost" manga or music?
@humuhumu3069 3 жыл бұрын
@@DEV-rw7eu honestly, you could have told me they are both a song and a manga and i wouldn't even bat an eye
@afterl3931 3 жыл бұрын
same i click here just because that
@lytea5787 4 жыл бұрын
“Damn girl that a fine diamond shaped earring lemme do some math on it”
@officialchickenn 4 жыл бұрын
xd
@LucyDawg 4 жыл бұрын
It’s at 69. must. not. like
@deviltriggers 4 жыл бұрын
Lucy Dawg its at 70, you can like now ;^)
@LucyDawg 4 жыл бұрын
s e e s a w e f f e c t not nice
@deviltriggers 4 жыл бұрын
Lucy Dawg *get rekt epic troll xd lmao ur mum gay hahaha*
@LittleBlackKittyCat Жыл бұрын
How my teachers expects me to use maths
@RealCalamity Жыл бұрын
LMAO TRUE LMAO
@whatthepick 8 ай бұрын
When Math almost ruins and saves your life countless times!
@renaiya1666 4 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing my behind off at the absurdity of this song. Very cute tho
@monochromaticmirror5598 4 жыл бұрын
it's like the lyricist had a geometry exam but didn't want to review so he just made a song about it XD
@noobkin6995 4 жыл бұрын
was pretty sad when he ripped their photo though..and when it got to the part where she was running away from him i was like noooo don't let this be a sad ending
@bluebox2395 4 жыл бұрын
*G E O M E T R Y T I M E !*
@swordmaster4448 4 жыл бұрын
Same...lol XD
@enkaphalin1111 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao? More like LMBO
@kn-jt9dj 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this guy uses the most elaborate ways to cut things in half
@llama6394 2 жыл бұрын
It's the only way
@MouseGoat 2 жыл бұрын
in perfect halfs! also love that its basically his only solution to every problem
@kn-jt9dj 2 жыл бұрын
@@MouseGoat You gotta find your girl? GEOMETRY TIME Some dude is stealing your chick? GEOMETRY TIME You need to share a piece of cake GEOMETRY TIME It's honestly why this is one of my favorites in my mixtape. No matter the situation, this guy always finds a way to solve it by using a compass
@Metallicity 2 жыл бұрын
@@kn-jt9dj Need to share that cake slice between three people? ORIGAMI TIME (seriously, trisecting an angle is impossible with the compass and straight edge from the video, but fairly simple in geometric construction by folding paper)
@dandirasuandar2599 2 жыл бұрын
@@Metallicity thats cake mate, not a paper 😂
@yakky8744 Жыл бұрын
彼女強すぎて草
@c0rrupt.1nk_ 7 ай бұрын
whenever i have a problem in life i'll shout "geometry time" from now on
@rjuice2832 2 жыл бұрын
Found this song while searching "how to do geometry construction". Learned more here than my whole math class itself.
@salariedcrane4798 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@subratsekharsahoo6340 2 жыл бұрын
Oh boy...then you came to the right place🙂
@Stelterna 2 жыл бұрын
My friend is going into honors geometry next school year, so if she ever needs help…
@saki.susaki 2 жыл бұрын
My summer math class just started geometry construction and I was reminded of this video. So happy I first learned about this from here 😂
@mi-chan5385 2 жыл бұрын
totally the truth
@GoliathOblivion 4 жыл бұрын
"The reason I got into mathematics was so, I could find the shortest distance to you..." I almost cried, well I already cried of laughing before, but now for a different reason
@maddisonpena8787 4 жыл бұрын
Same here bro
@neocornio 4 жыл бұрын
2x+4a(6y)=she not love you :v
@ashleey5614 4 жыл бұрын
@GoliathOblivion what reason then?👀
@Fate025 4 жыл бұрын
Wait isn't that the perfect pick up line for a Math Majors geek?
@thirdhand4780 4 жыл бұрын
@@Fate025 r/holup
@user-xo8qt9sg4l 7 ай бұрын
最後が 「答えは一つ」 で終わっててその時の絵で女子が拾ってるのがマルを描くためのコンパスってのが最高だわ
@madmantheepic7278 9 ай бұрын
I never actually read the fcking lyrics, holy sht they're so good lmaoo
@mon-jp8jt 4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was gonna be deep, cute and symbolic, but instead *I got math*
@indiranarayan9576 4 жыл бұрын
*Where's the problem*
@kendall.111. 4 жыл бұрын
Is that a bad thing?
@alextheboyzander8039 4 жыл бұрын
you technically got both
@rmaula3222 4 жыл бұрын
Its a win win
@chrishansen1842 4 жыл бұрын
You got this backwards and are somehow still wrong.
@dudamesh9541 4 жыл бұрын
The real reason he ate 80% of the cake was he tried to cut the cake in half but ended up ruining the cake and he left only the best part for her.
@lifeisanenigma213 4 жыл бұрын
Aw :}> that’s a... nice way of thinking about it.
@paper2222 4 жыл бұрын
Life is an enigma bruh
@NyancoreNekogriefer 4 жыл бұрын
U saved that moment
@foliebleue 4 жыл бұрын
Is this true?
@NyancoreNekogriefer 4 жыл бұрын
@@foliebleue absolutely
@Someone-ov1ro 6 ай бұрын
One of the rare few not depressing Vocaloid songs out there
@E4439Qv5 Ай бұрын
Vocaloid: either cloyingly sweet or megabummer depressing. This song: *SAKAZU DA-!!*
@cammahas 10 ай бұрын
別れる時と仲直りする時の作図の仕方が同じなのなんか好きです
@humonguschunggus-5304 3 жыл бұрын
It would be an interesting concept for a romance anime where the protag isn't just an average high school kid but a math maniac trying to impress his crush with his math skills.
@alvin5361 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, that's probably interesting
@cognetbenjami.1112 2 жыл бұрын
It's my actual life
@legrandluan 2 жыл бұрын
@@cognetbenjami.1112 damn you're so cool
@cognetbenjami.1112 2 жыл бұрын
@@legrandluan i'm just a nerdy boy who crush on a beautifull woman and the only way i found to approch her, is proove I'm rly good in maths (but it's just work a little bit and it's not enough) So i think I'm not cool . Ps : i speak french sorry for mistake i try my best
@legrandluan 2 жыл бұрын
@@cognetbenjami.1112 Pff haha je suis française xD mais en tous cas, je t'espère le mieux du monde^^ (your Englishs pretty good btw)
@nikman1331 4 жыл бұрын
5 minutes of this taught me more about geometry than 5 years of high school
@John-bo9dg 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@warpear3330 4 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment.
@nathancabiles796 4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo ikr
@Harukaluin19 4 жыл бұрын
@La vie est belle yeah I thought they where only 3 too???
@animexsenpai4780 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@mayman007 11 күн бұрын
I've been listening to this for a couple of years, and this line 4:24 still gets me every time
@loleczek4014 8 ай бұрын
after 3 years im comming back here just to tell that this song give me motivation to learn math
@loleczek4014 6 ай бұрын
20 likes dayum
@loleczek4014 3 ай бұрын
@randomaccount2448 Anime girls irl are like 0 : something it is just a error who doesn't exist man
@boomerangcowboy5801 3 ай бұрын
Same, turing love too
@loleczek4014 3 ай бұрын
@@boomerangcowboy5801 yee bro
@katie1925 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he only wanted the earings
@genocider9782 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, they are pretty🤷
@andresmonroy5108 3 жыл бұрын
Thanos: Hay 2 gemas mas en la Tierra, mis niños vayan por ellas. Las gemas: Somos figuras perfectas ^-^
@lacucaracha1447 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: she only wanted his compass
@3_ormorecharacters 3 жыл бұрын
i stand for both these theories
@dumbkid4ever224 3 жыл бұрын
and the hair pin
@secondaryproductions9770 4 жыл бұрын
"Draws a lot of measurements just to cut the picture in half" *Outstanding move.*
@YugenOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats how geometric construction works you imbecile
@passcraft1 4 жыл бұрын
@@YugenOfficial ah yes the perfect straight line impeccable
@aqua4089 4 жыл бұрын
_Yugen I think he meant he could just fold it in half to cut it, as it’s a picture and not an unfoldable 2D plane
@fangk.7367 4 жыл бұрын
@@aqua4089 yes but where's the fun in that?
@ssj4vegeta238 4 жыл бұрын
i almost ruined the 666
@kae_911 11 ай бұрын
MV凝ってて好き....
@mai117_09 Жыл бұрын
6年前は小学生だったから全然作図の意味がわかんなくてなんやこれ天才やんって思ったけど……うわっっそうだったんや……(´；ω；｀)
@thatoneguy9780 3 жыл бұрын
The childhood friend is temporary but *math* is *eternal*
@thatoneguy9780 3 жыл бұрын
Eternal because of *you*
@swiss_cheese_0167 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy9780 cringe
@thatoneguy9780 3 жыл бұрын
@@swiss_cheese_0167 you were probably more cringe when you were 5
@kyryzard 3 жыл бұрын
yes, the mental abuse to humans is everlasting
@creationterminator 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguy9780 it's indeed cringe, your reply on this comment
@ilovechocolate3217 4 жыл бұрын
Mom: Stop playing on your Phone and study for your Geometry test tomorrow! Me: That’s what exactly I am doing!
@kgguvysgh 4 жыл бұрын
:)) mom is going mast :))
@ilovechocolate3217 4 жыл бұрын
「Mèo'ss BestzZed」 Yup!
@debleb166 4 жыл бұрын
*_geometry time!_*
@caldog619 Жыл бұрын
Girl: My parents just divorced and they’re fighting over custody 🥺 Guy: *Pulls out compass and ruler*
@user-in3qo9ti9j Жыл бұрын
知らんかったわ。 人って5分もあれば笑いながらドキドキできるもんなのな 忙しいけどいい時間だったわ
@ameliemaynard4217 4 жыл бұрын
ok but can we appreciate whoever did the subtitles
@arielwagner3477 4 жыл бұрын
You aint wrong
@bingitybong6518 4 жыл бұрын
BIG
@cyan39miku 4 жыл бұрын
GEOMETRY TIME!
@wakeywakey3129 4 жыл бұрын
. *GEOMETRY* *T I M E*
@migmigeviota2109 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the subtitles, Amelie Maynard!
@sophiaredwood5825 2 жыл бұрын
The way he consistently says “80%” of the cake makes me think he intricately cut and weighed each piece and made sure the calculations were flawless before eating the slices
@erlandochoa8278 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s even better actually. You can construct a pentagon by just using a ruler and compass (which is what he’s using throughout the video in the Geomtery Times), from there it would be pretty simple to cut a cake into 5 equal parts. He knows it’s exactly 80% because of geometry, beautiful. Unnecessary sidenote but I think it’s a bit interesting: it’s actually even simpler than I stated to cut the cake into 5 parts because to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle so you can just use that 1/5th length to divide the cake (circle) into five equal parts, essentially cutting out the extra step of making the actual pentagon
@0u0_-_- 2 жыл бұрын
@@erlandochoa8278 w..what..?
@user-xy6jl3vs1j 2 жыл бұрын
@@erlandochoa8278 are you the main character of the video brought to life
@jinclay4354 2 жыл бұрын
@@erlandochoa8278 That's brilliant. I hadn't realized that. "to get the pentagon what you actually do is find a length equal to a chord that “corresponds to” 1/5th the circumference of a circle" I think that's actually not a good way of explaining it. Saying it "corresponds to" is ambiguous. Rather you should give a concrete description. To get the pentagon what you actually do is find the length of its side. With such length, the extremes of the line, as constructed in the circumference, cut the circumference in two arcs such that the smallest one is one fifth of the full circumference. But yes, it's interesting. The character of the song could actually just construct one side, then separate the big slice without ever cutting the cake in five.
@chessdopee1841 2 жыл бұрын
Ok smarty mc smart pants don't show off your smartness too much
@user-lp5lh4qk6d 5 ай бұрын
この曲を知ったのがちょうどこの範囲のテストだったので、曲のお陰で角の二等分線書けました。ありがとうございます！
@amira-zx6nz 9 ай бұрын
中学の時この曲聴いて出来るようになったからまじで助かった
@ngikjegjangbiuea 5 жыл бұрын
I admire this man's ability to draw straight lines freehand Edit: 3:29
@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын
It a talent that few men have
@DPedroBoh 4 жыл бұрын
He at least used a compass to be sure it was straight.
@hooster21 4 жыл бұрын
he uses a ruler '-'
@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын
hooster21 3:30 Except for here
@Zack_Zander 4 жыл бұрын
Pedro Boh You don't use a compass to draw straight lines...
@68m8rz 3 жыл бұрын
how can a song make you laugh, cringe and cry so well all at the same time
@ruthymariecleator9298 3 жыл бұрын
Why cringe idk-
@faesahl 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruthymariecleator9298 Lmao the perfect golden ratio guy scared me
@extramochi3513 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂 it made me cry but not cringe tho
@anssa6163 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruthymariecleator9298 i guess because its a song about geometry idk
@catchy9665 3 жыл бұрын
Ye lol
@Oswin2642 2 ай бұрын
My friend and I were incredibly underwhelmed by this at first. But for some reason I kept coming back to it, and it started to grow on me. The next time w were hanging out I ended up putting it on again and they just said "you know, an anime about an obsessively OCD character that tries to solve all of his problems with Geometry actually sounds entertaining." We haven't stopped listening to this song since.
@user-sg2xc9lw2h 10 ай бұрын
中学数学の図形分野を習っとけば誰でも理解できる良曲()
@babythestarsshinebright 4 жыл бұрын
no one: him: ah yes, *_perpendicular b i s e c t o r_*
@thefishgolder 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Real life: Teachers: YoU nEeD tHiS fOr YoUr FuTuRe
@monouwr 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh kaede why you here 😂
@kyrabambach2805 4 жыл бұрын
Your username pains be beyond belief
@pwwak 4 жыл бұрын
Hey there kaede, other kokichi
@babythestarsshinebright 4 жыл бұрын
@@kyrabambach2805 trust me it pained me too
@milese1671 4 жыл бұрын
What if you were crying on a bench but your best friend said *Geometry Time*
@Megaswaglord 4 жыл бұрын
Id laugh my ass of xdd
@shimmeringsparkles9827 4 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather calculate the acceleration, velocity, and displacement of my tears as they fall"
@user-nu4sw3ut1o 4 жыл бұрын
LOL MUST FEEL TOOO BAD
@rayisokay8352 4 жыл бұрын
i'd cry more
@geometrylover6372 3 ай бұрын
"The only reason I got into math, was so I could find the shortest distance to you" Me got into math was because I didn't use to have any friends:
@AmeChan-cz6fd 8 ай бұрын
I think I learned more math in this then school
@thetruenub 4 жыл бұрын
This video is like Her: *wears diamond shaped earring* Him: it's geometry time.
@pomlo222 4 жыл бұрын
XD you’re right
@user-mt6er2vq2b 4 жыл бұрын
SORENA
@cyrus6087 4 жыл бұрын
M E E E E E S T A
@majo6383 4 жыл бұрын
(This now has 4 comments, you're welcome)
@thetruenub 4 жыл бұрын
@@majo6383 4?!!!
@alidalia69 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: So what did you do during quarantine Me: *Geometry time!*
@name9979 4 жыл бұрын
@@qterasu lmao
@czre3456 4 жыл бұрын
@@qterasu dash
@feetslutgoonette 4 жыл бұрын
@@czre3456 i see you're a man of culture as well
@aimlessequation5390 4 жыл бұрын
They'd never know..... (Until you fail your grades)
@marszpacemusic 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if japanese uze this song to memorize geometric construction
@user-mimitya 7 ай бұрын
久しぶりに聴きにきたけどやっぱめっちゃ良い曲やん...
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