If a Cat Were a Person

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2 ай бұрын

What if a cat were your new roommate?
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@FrankJames 2 ай бұрын

Watch "If Punctuation Marks Were People" next 👉kzfaq.info/get/bejne/htRniNOT1JqwmJs.html

@Alystra77 2 ай бұрын

Yes sir!

@veracuskar3017 2 ай бұрын

NIP?

@theemperorsnake1679 2 ай бұрын

video idea: 16 personalities in prison

@Sir_Alien Ай бұрын

How do you come up with your ideas?

@PlushIVerse1 Ай бұрын

Video idea: if dwarf planets were people (if planets were people pt 2)

@Trixie_Lavender 2 ай бұрын

Can't believe you got an actual cat to pretend to be a human

@FrankJames 2 ай бұрын

took a lot of tuna

@theguys0305 2 ай бұрын

@@FrankJames video idea: if different countries were people/different cultures were people 👇

@avyonduncan 2 ай бұрын

@@theguys0305He'll get cancelled 😂.

@ThatGirlWhoDraws1 2 ай бұрын

@@theguys0305 that's a rlly gud idea thoo. But yeah the first guy is right lol

@theguys0305 2 ай бұрын

@@avyonduncan why would he? as long as he doesnt make fun of any cultures he'll be fine.

@e.h.buchmann23 2 ай бұрын

Cats are basically introverts with an adorable mixture of floof and weird bloodlust, so we get on well

@0ChildStar Ай бұрын

🤣😭🤣💀

@MrReubenTishkoff Ай бұрын

INTJs, basically. 😂

@hummie3 Ай бұрын

I dunno about the introversion, my cat is always up in my business 😅

@e.h.buchmann23 Ай бұрын

@@hummie3 All my cats have also been glued to me, but didn't show any inclination of making friends with anyone else 😄

@spacebar9733 Ай бұрын

My cat isn’t an introvert 😭 I have to take him on walks daily and when ppl come in our house he forgets we exist and just wants them to pet him, showing his belly, rolling on their feet and everything

@cloverpanicman 2 ай бұрын

As a cat, I can confirm this is true.

@miriamw. 2 ай бұрын

😊

@tobieburn 2 ай бұрын

we cracked him, boys!

@cd31000 2 ай бұрын

Every cat for himself!

@johnschmidt4310 2 ай бұрын

Meow meow meow

@jcumm6867 2 ай бұрын

As a commenter, I can confirm this comment was written by a cat

@lvspcnk_201 2 ай бұрын

THE GREEN GLOWING SKIN EYES WERE ON POINT LMFAOOO

@victoriousjoy9338 2 ай бұрын

This is lol funny!! Ha ha !!

@justafan13 2 ай бұрын

It's really cool, cats' eyes were made to reflect as much light as possible, so they can see ultra sharp and in the dark

@lvspcnk_201 2 ай бұрын

@@justafan13 that's some cool stuff, thank you for letting me know :)

@matthewmitchell3457 2 ай бұрын

@@justafan13But if they reflect a lot of light, that means not much light is absorbed, so wouldn't that make their vision worse?

@tinasparkles2434 Ай бұрын

"Dude, he has glaucoma" 😂

@moneypowerglory. 2 ай бұрын

He kills for you. No one could say that.

@JZsBFF 2 ай бұрын

And can't be held accountable! Becoming a serial is a realistic option.

@queenseabee8113 2 ай бұрын

Only because he thinks you're an incompetent hunter.

@Nylon_riot Ай бұрын

@queenseabee8113 haha yup. "oh you brought me a gift!" Nope, he is saying you suck and get better catfood.

@theoriginalkrabbypatty Ай бұрын

FACTS!!

@0Anubi0 Ай бұрын

My ex can say that. Or he could, if the police managed to find him.

@TannerJ07 2 ай бұрын

Inaccurate the cat actually responded

@FrankJames 2 ай бұрын

true

@amethyst1062 Ай бұрын

Inaccurate he isn’t one foot tall and mute except for screaming incoherently

@TheDennys21 Ай бұрын

Some cats are very talkative.

@axcvilla 2 ай бұрын

When he was CHIRPING at the birds. It was TOO ACCURATE

@melissam.a.906 2 ай бұрын

"I don't know how to do outside" Neither do I, my friend.

@backyardanimals777 29 күн бұрын

INFJ alert 🙂

@JasonMoir 2 ай бұрын

Vomiting on the carpet...it's the little things that bring us joy.

@libbylandscape3560 Ай бұрын

Yep, it’s when they run from the hard surface to make it to the carpet for their little upchuck of joy. 😂

@BobTheSnail759 2 ай бұрын

1:44 My favourite part, especially the weird chirping while staring out the window with wide killer eyes 😂😂

@greenentrepreneurs 2 ай бұрын

fantastic

@masonmount17 2 ай бұрын

"I want to run FREE......and kill every bird" 🤣

@laurenw.8178 2 ай бұрын

“I imitate the birds so they’ll never suspect that I am trying to kill them all” 😂😂

@miriamw. 2 ай бұрын

A scene with the "new roommate" trying to stretch out on a computer keyboard would have been hilarious. 😂

@aurnaurrr 2 ай бұрын

Missed opportunity to get FJ in some cat ears 😔😂

@meowhahaha 2 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@icecreamworldisawesome 2 ай бұрын

as a cat owner this is too real

@user-ux1dl4jx5s 2 ай бұрын

When the cat beat up the curly guy, i laughed so hard i cried... Nice video man. 😂❤

@FrankJames 2 ай бұрын

haha thanks!

@user-ux1dl4jx5s 2 ай бұрын

@@FrankJames I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

@GLING17 Ай бұрын

Of course you’re a dog person, you know absolutely nothing about cats. Typical! 🙄

@affinity266 2 ай бұрын

I know Frank is a dog person, but his impersonation of cat is impeccable 😂 " SCREAMING FOR NO REASON" 😂😂 that's a fact gosh darn it 🤣

@Mentally_Better 2 ай бұрын

If a cat were a person, they might be the ultimate mix of independent and curious, with a dash of aloofness thrown in for good measure. Picture someone who values their personal space but can't resist investigating every nook and cranny. They'd likely have a keen eye for detail, an innate sense of gracefulness, and an ability to nap anywhere, anytime. Socially, they might be selective about who they spend time with, preferring the company of a few close friends over large gatherings. And when it comes to communication, they might be more about gestures and body language than words, letting their actions speak louder than any meow ever could.

@meowhahaha 2 ай бұрын

Purrrfect!!

@isitsweet9567 Ай бұрын

This gives off strong ChatGPT vibes

@ronibigbangnicole Ай бұрын

This is me tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯😅

@catwindham4800 Ай бұрын

Soooo… Sherlock Holmes?

@honeyispink 18 күн бұрын

You're right. Cat people would be exactly what you said. 👍

@sashacat936 2 ай бұрын

So accurate ! The only thing missing would be the roomate leaving lots of hair and having an odd but genuine affection for the roomate who gets him (the one with the beanie) Cats can be very loving if you take the time to understand them 😺

@Viky.A.V. 2 ай бұрын

totally true, you just have to take some time to get to know them better, and they appreciate it immensely!

@JeM130177 2 ай бұрын

But obviously he would want to be best friends with the one that doesn't like him too 😂😂😂

@Kaede-Sasaki Ай бұрын

@@Viky.A.V. They'd eat you if you died...as a way of saying thanks. 😼

@ManasiJindal Ай бұрын

@@Kaede-Sasaki If you're dead, why would you care? 😆

@captobvious551 2 ай бұрын

The glowing eyes in the night was hilarious lmao

@davidgreenhow7811 2 ай бұрын

As an INTJ I can totally relate to cats.

@sttelary 2 ай бұрын

thats so real, bro the amount of times my cat gifted me with dead animals on my bed, every time i feel like im on a minecraft night

@WasatchHandicrafts 2 ай бұрын

0:43 the way cats literally slap anything that crosses the corner

@GummiVal 2 ай бұрын

Yes! This is my favorite part and had to watch it a couple of times. Hilarious! It also reminds me of when I was a kid in the mid 90s and at my cousin’s cousin’s house and she had a Persian cat which I had never seen before which hid in the back flap of one of those lazy boy type chairs and then would randomly swat out the side and you would just see her legs and it really freaked me out because I was right by it. So then I was kind of scared of cats after that. Haha but now have 2!

@Kaede-Sasaki Ай бұрын

I had one that would stretch and massage his front paws on me...luckily he had been declawed. I miss him 😿

@WasatchHandicrafts Ай бұрын

@@GummiVal it’s so hilarious when they do that! My two cats don’t let me cross the stairs without smacking my legs

@Anticrystal88 2 ай бұрын

This guy definitely has a cat.

@meowhahaha 2 ай бұрын

Meow meow 🐈

@DigimonTamerfreak 2 ай бұрын

Frank is secretly 3 cats in a trenchcoat.

@chrisjackson1889 2 ай бұрын

“I wouldn’t say I like my roommates. I just tolerate their existence” That’s how I feel towards everyone in my life 😂

@CrazyCloudsss 2 ай бұрын

2:15 “I want to run free AND KILL EVERY BIRD” Me too bro me too 🥲

@HLA-vh5of 2 ай бұрын

The cat noises at the window. 😂

@vwasstolen 2 ай бұрын

0:17 my cat sleeps in this EXACT pose 0:43 she also does this randomly to me a lot for zero reason

@geets3090 2 ай бұрын

Bro i love the two cat owners and how their reactions towards the cat person are completely different 😂😂l

@StephanieJeanne 2 ай бұрын

Hahaha, I don't do outside, either! That cat's an introvert! Funny ending, too! Can't wait for the Dateline episode! I love cats!😹🙌

@FrankJames 2 ай бұрын

glad you enjoyed it!

@JerrBaybEe 2 ай бұрын

Was waiting for the sour patch moment where he knocks over a glass of water and then tries to snuggle 😜

@StrangeScaryNewEngland Ай бұрын

sour patch moment?

@JerrBaybEe Ай бұрын

@@StrangeScaryNewEngland "First they're sour, then they're sweet." It's the tagline in the old commercials for Sour Patch Kids Candy.

@johndemeritt3460 Ай бұрын

We already KNOW what a humanoid cat would be like: have you never seen "Red Dwarf"?

@suzettewilliams1758 Ай бұрын

I'm going to get you little fishy.

@CrystalShadow Ай бұрын

👍👍👍

@erickteodosio 2 ай бұрын

Three amazing actors!

@luiiiandmovieee 2 ай бұрын

Once my mom had a cat that would not only kill animals "for" us, she would bite off the mice's heads and lay the bodies next to the car for us to notice. She also bit off the petals from flowers and spat them out again for no reason

@thaloblue Ай бұрын

She was trying to teach you how to hunt. She figured you were probably her child, or at least someone’s child. But she was disappointed to see that you had NO hunting skills. What if she wandered off one day? How would you fend for yourself? So she started with dead animals laid in obvious places for you to catch and eat. Later, she might have brought you partially living animals that you could chase without becoming too tired and this way master the art of hunting before she crosses the rainbow bridge.

@procyonlotor1906 2 ай бұрын

And on that rare occasion that he's happy, he does this weird vocal/body vibration thing. He calls it purring, I call it frightening.

@henar.garcia 2 ай бұрын

Hilariously accurate

@terri2494 2 ай бұрын

That cat slap moment was especially impressive when I remembered that both parts were played by FJ. These videos are so well made, in addition to being hilarious. 👍🏻🤣

@DragonArrogantVLD 2 ай бұрын

0:36 Didn't know cats were french

@mockingbird6151 2 ай бұрын

I’m French and I like cat, this is a good theory 😂

@meowhahaha 2 ай бұрын

@@mockingbird6151⁠ SIIIING!! 🎶🎤🎵Trois petits chats, trois petits chats, Trois petits chats, chats, chats, Chapeau de paille, chapeau de paille, Chapeau de paille, paille, paille. Paillasson, paillason, Paillasson, son, son, Somnambule, somnambule, Somnambule, bulle, bulle 😂

@mockingbird6151 2 ай бұрын

@@meowhahaha Bulletin, bulletin Bulletin, -tin, -tin, -tin Tintamarre, tintamarre Tintamarre, -marre, -marre Marabout, marabout Marabout, -bout, -bout, -bout Bout d'ficelle, bout d'ficelle Bout d'ficelle, -celle, -celle, -celle 😅🎶🎵😸

@kalevthewalrus44 2 ай бұрын

I heard laughter is now a virus caused by Frank James videos. Now I’ve caught it🤣

@darthlaurel Ай бұрын

..."and he does sleep anywhere...." Frank on the floor in that shape....😆😆😆

@hein6870 Ай бұрын

Screaming screaming for no reason🤣🤣🤣🤣my cats do that all the time

@graduator14 2 ай бұрын

At least he cleans himself constantly! "But doesn't that just mean that he's covered in saliva?" "Yeah, he's covered in it!"

@mimi19932 2 ай бұрын

The glowing eyes, the dead lizard, the vomiting are spot on! Love it, FJ!

@syrah5131 2 ай бұрын

I don't know why I expected this to be cutesy because this makes perfect sense. The dark vibe surrounding it is so funny too

@Viky.A.V. 2 ай бұрын

"I can hear a can opener from 10 miles away" -- lol so true! As a girl who lives in a family with 6 cats, I can tell you your portraying of a cat is quite close to the reality =) Yet, they do like simply to bird-watch sometimes.

@TheWaterlily2012 2 ай бұрын

Ha ha, the laying in the floor. That's how big my cat seems in the middle of the floor EVERYWHERE I try to walk. Have a great evening Frank. I love Dateline. :)

@alohagio 2 ай бұрын

my mom's cat loved gifting her dead mice 🤣

@victoriousjoy9338 2 ай бұрын

It's their best gift! They work hard for it!

@KarinaMcKoy 2 ай бұрын

You just 💯% nailed what it’s like living with our family’s ’roommate’. 💯%!!! The staring with green eyes, the screaming for no reason at 4am, the bird calls, all of it. It’s like you know out ‘roommate’ personally.

@kemiazubike5062 2 ай бұрын

Can't wait for the episode on Dateline lol

@coralroper6876 2 ай бұрын

You forgot the part where he rubs up against you and makes pleasant sounds when you scratch his hair or under his chin

@theliterarytarot 2 ай бұрын

You make an incredible cat.

@morganellius6191 Ай бұрын

The accuracy of this, is off of the charts. 😂

@MissesWitch 2 ай бұрын

the evil green eyes thing is just perfect!!

@curiousnerdkitteh 29 күн бұрын

0:42 Lol just slapping at the guy and running off 🤣

@coryharry7300 Ай бұрын

omg this is like an SNL skit…and dead accurate at the same time.

@CharmaineRanford 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious 🤣 and true Facts 🤣😀🎉

@chrissymarie323 2 ай бұрын

😂 I’ve never in my life laughed so hard I cried from watching a KZfaq video. Best 3 minutes I’ve spent all day.

@zellelietta1553 2 ай бұрын

I'm the guy with the curly hair

@elizabethorsillo7187 2 ай бұрын

How true is this? It’s cute when a cat does all that stuff, but when a person does it, it is just downright creepy! 😂😹

@nunuzuzu2991 2 ай бұрын

As a cat owner, this is accurate.

@Among-Us-logo-wi6nb 2 ай бұрын

Kittypets be like: You could also do what stray cats are like

@Kattywagon29 2 ай бұрын

You forgot the part where cats just knock stuff on the ground for no reason or sit in your spot when you just got up for a second to go and get a drink from the kitchen. LOL 😁

@GummiVal 2 ай бұрын

Oh yes good one! Or sneak a bite of your cereal. Or you hear them just down from the kitchen counter when you forgot you left food out and you run in there and yell nooo!

@Kattywagon29 Ай бұрын

@@GummiVal Switching to dogs for a sec - My dog is not allowed on the furniture. However, when she is in my daughter's room, my daughter lets her get on the bed. Our dog KNOWS that I don't want her on ANY furniture, so if I come in the room and she is on my daughter's bed, she will hop down without me saying anything and lay in her doggie bed. As soon as I leave, my daughter says she gets right back on the bed...👀

@bettinahooper5344 2 ай бұрын

Just purrfect! Thanks Frank!

@janlouisefoley1726 20 күн бұрын

The ‘cat’ trilling while looking out the window at birds!

@peanutkinder4609 2 ай бұрын

A cat is my roommate.

@amandac8836 Ай бұрын

The bird watching part has me dying 😂😂 The chittering at the window lmfao

@SewingBoxDesigns Ай бұрын

He blew it by saying merci. No excuses, no regrets, no gratitude; cat life.

@Pikmanx 2 ай бұрын

Cats are the best

@rebeccahermosillo6 2 ай бұрын

I watched this with my cat curled up next to me. I was cracking up the entire time at the accuracy 😂😂😂 I am the enabling roommate fs

@myhalowithin 2 ай бұрын

My Cat IS an NPD😼 I'm an INFJ-T He came to my door over 1 year ago now. I let him in.... I didn't know! Now I do.😹

@flaviaochuizen1875 2 ай бұрын

Well on the bright side, he can kill stuff😂

@The_lamb_sauce Ай бұрын

How people on the internet describe cats: Meanwhile my actual cat:Please don’t leave me just give me food and pets

@snowangelgirl1 Ай бұрын

I haven't smiled that much (and chuckled) in a long time

@susanmayer9791 2 ай бұрын

LMAO...I have three cats...Enough said! xD

@dawnf2z1 Ай бұрын

Laughing so hard I nearly choked on my coffee! This is comedy gold!

@Thehighqueenofelfame 2 ай бұрын

Caught you in 15 secs

@theoriginalkrabbypatty Ай бұрын

Cat low key a serial killer? That sounds about right 🤣🤣🤣

@queensade1325 Ай бұрын

As a cat person, this totally made me subscribe. Very funny and accurate.

@lkeke35 Ай бұрын

I feel like the random "slappage" for no reason was highly accurate!

@Catgirl49 2 ай бұрын

Help i never realized how creepy cats are 😭 i still love them tho

@Juliet_Capulet Ай бұрын

When he came from out of nowhere for the food,I died.

@Zero_Intolerance Ай бұрын

The bird watching part was almost perfect only the cat would be making clicking sounds with its mouth.

@StandAloneSoul Ай бұрын

Yesss! We love to see more variety on the sketchies :)

@ilovehorses38 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 posession 0:59 😂😂😂😂the stoner and the quiet talking when bird watching!!😂😂😂

@try8042 2 ай бұрын

So my 🐈 is not the only one who runs around from 2 to 4 am.

@EntertainMeNow78 Ай бұрын

"so when he inevitably murders us, it's documented for Dateline." 😂🤣💀

@ReluctantLion Ай бұрын

Lol this is just their parents' dialog for 3 minutes

@chickadddee 2 ай бұрын

Some cat people are indeed aloof. But if you rescue one, your cat person will be very grateful and super snuggly! (Stay tuned for part 2, the rescue?) 🙂

@twipardist9742 2 ай бұрын

I was going to make an "as a cat" joke but a bunch of people did that already so... SCREAMING. SCREAMING FOR NO REASON

@pf10vnstqsvt 29 күн бұрын

Ok I gonna catch a lizard for my roommate.

@DarthShadie 2 ай бұрын

I love that the cat guy also wants it all documented and it's for the very same reason. 🤣

@imMittensKitten 2 ай бұрын

AHAHAH I love this one xD I can't even imagine what my cat would be like 😭

@KaPaChan_ 2 ай бұрын

The bit with you imitating the birds killed me😂 My cat actually doesn't meow much. She's so quiet haha

@GummiVal 2 ай бұрын

That was great! My calico does that sometimes but I didn’t get that she was actually imitating the birds but now it all makes sense and is hilarious! 😂