If Airlines Were Honest - Honest Ads (United, Delta, Southwest, American Airlines Parody)

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If Airlines Were Honest - Honest Ads (United, Delta, Southwest, American Airlines Parody)

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@ADMNtek
@ADMNtek 7 жыл бұрын
what if Roger does own all those businesses and this is his crazy billionaire way of making fun of us.
@jamesb1988
@jamesb1988 Жыл бұрын
You ever wonder why the windows never line up correctly with the seats? It's because they have continuously packed more and more seats with less and less room into the planes for more of that sweet, sweet cash.
@Onewiththecheese
@Onewiththecheese 7 жыл бұрын
He sounds like a demon trying to describe human stuff I love it
@RealCoolGuy
@RealCoolGuy 7 жыл бұрын
From now on I am forever referring to credit cards as "plastic debt rectangles"...
@abeljohnson6
@abeljohnson6 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine buckling into the seats of horton's airlines and seeing this as the safety video
@1ex1uger-prank-calls
@1ex1uger-prank-calls 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, and if you want to reschedule your flight, we'll charge you a fee worth more than half the cost of your ticket. But we can reschedule the time your plane takes off by several hours, and you don't get any refund or discount from us - even if we reschedule multiple times before the day of the flight.
@barryphillips7327
@barryphillips7327 Жыл бұрын
His REAL name is Donald Trump! 🤣
@conservativemike3768
@conservativemike3768 Жыл бұрын
Just landed in Kansas City. Truly the most degrading experience of the last few years, and on so many disturbing levels.
@Epicman2010
@Epicman2010 7 жыл бұрын
How about if Political Commities were honest.
@jediknight38
@jediknight38 2 жыл бұрын
Let's not leave out the part about how the Airlines keep losing money each year because of thier own incompetence, inefficiency, and greed. Not to mention on how much they've spent on lobbyists to do all they can to suppress High speed rail in America because they don't want the competition.
@pyrotheevilplatypus
@pyrotheevilplatypus 7 жыл бұрын
So...anyone else only subscribed to Cracked for Roger?
@JollyTSwift
@JollyTSwift 3 жыл бұрын
Something to note: from an actual pilot.
@dakotaboy80
@dakotaboy80 7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't mention anything about how airlines overcharge for every little thing.
@clairecaines4051
@clairecaines4051 5 жыл бұрын
Possession sack! I love how Roger doesn’t call things by their name!
@zakattack8039
@zakattack8039 7 жыл бұрын
"Plastic debt rectangle" I"m dying! 😂😂😂
@Kettz
@Kettz 7 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love all of the substitute terms Rog uses to describe everyday things.
@olaoluwapowilliams5169
@olaoluwapowilliams5169 7 жыл бұрын
Do If Acne Product Commercials Were Honest.
@code-dredd
@code-dredd 7 жыл бұрын
-"Hi, I'm Roger"
@1004Benny
@1004Benny 5 жыл бұрын
Roger, you are definitely dishonest! I have been many times to airport security checks and NEVER, ever, got patted by such a gorgeous blonde... Hahaha!
@abigailcarroll6982
@abigailcarroll6982 7 жыл бұрын
"Strangers Offspring". Yes, that's what I'll refer to children as from now on.
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