If Airlines Were People

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Who needs first class when you have no class ✈️
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@amazedtenthousand4873 Жыл бұрын

“you smell… you smell” I lost it

@TransparencyInvisible Жыл бұрын

SAME I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY IT AND JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING "You smell like a tiny-"

@electrifyingvids3545 Жыл бұрын

3.2k likes and one comment? I'll make comment 2!

@KyleHaines615 Жыл бұрын

What? No American Airlines?

@emans1684 Жыл бұрын

Lost what?

@electrifyingvids3545 Жыл бұрын

@@emans1684 r/whooosh

@ayabokti161 8 ай бұрын

"Who needs first class when you got no class" 😂😂😂😂

@KayxzTarot 8 ай бұрын

People are not giving this line enough creeeddditttt lol 😂

@AmericanIdiotPolitics 8 ай бұрын

most average communist lol@@KayxzTarot

@ChiagozieOkwor-wc9qi 7 ай бұрын

@@KayxzTarotfr

@sunkistbabe 7 ай бұрын

Lol, I'm a bit offended because I always fly southwest. I love the two bags for free and open seating. Make sure you select boarding group number A be there early and you pretty much get first pick of your seat. I'm a window seat person so I'll put my purse in the middle seat to discourage others from sitting right next to me. Another perk is you're not ever automatically stuck next to some loud kids or some gross old man. I'd love to fly first class but I can't afford it. Why does he have to be so raggedy?? We do not look like that. We also have classes A and B.

@dustinwilliams2276 7 ай бұрын

They're not saying passengers look like that. It's to convey the publics general perception of the companies themselves

@alexanderlennington4382 6 ай бұрын

The second they said "oh no" I knew spirit was comin 🤣🤣🤣

@MC_Silvereyes1 16 күн бұрын

The moment the third door bell rang, I knew spirits was coming.

@bossjihyo2276 13 күн бұрын

Same and I'm not even American, but it's so infamous 😭😭😭

@calebgaming8459 7 күн бұрын

Same

@Yo-pz1em 7 ай бұрын

The beer stolen from Jet Blue was hilarious.

@FinnhN6 3 ай бұрын

Ironically they almost merged. 😢

@poorlittlebiker6476 8 ай бұрын

As a Greyhound driver, I don’t know if I should be happy we were spared or sad because we were forgotten 😂

@nikki5399 8 ай бұрын

Took a greyhound bus back from Chicago once. ONCE. *for a reason*

@santiagoramos1313 8 ай бұрын

Frontier patting Greyhound on the back: "don't worry mate, we'll get invited to the party someday!"

@dannihenson3420 8 ай бұрын

He didn't want to get banned.

@daszieher 8 ай бұрын

Rabbit? Anyone?

@steventollefson5418 8 ай бұрын

As a one time rider for 1,500 miles on Greyhound, I can say it is safe for you to be left out of this conversation. I don't want to see anyone light themselves on fire for a skit.

@michaeldodd3563 Жыл бұрын

I flew Spirit once. Once. In the middle of my nap, the stewardess woke me up and informed me it was my turn to fly the plane.

@gsleazy1975 11 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahaha this is the best comment i hope he sees this and pins it. Perfect joke, felt like i was at your stand up special 😂😂😂😂😂

@Deion245 8 ай бұрын

Cap

@AntoniOrszykowski 8 ай бұрын

Hahahahaha😂😂😂Best comment ever.

@flyingdoggo316 8 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@Deion245whatsup with you? 💀 He IS being funny

@Deion245 8 ай бұрын

@@flyingdoggo316 he's not

@michaelsuk6440 5 ай бұрын

Traveling through the Rockies by Amtrak is one of the coolest trips you can go on.

@heathermetz6576 15 күн бұрын

“United! I thought you’d cancel at the last minute!”

@tkdlover19 Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh “who needs first class when you’ve got no class” is my new favorite line 😂

@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911 Жыл бұрын

Charlie needs to make that into a shirt🤔

@Ezkill02 Жыл бұрын

That's what I was about to say

@possiblyabear451 Жыл бұрын

Ah, yes. Communism.

@whattheschmidt Жыл бұрын

@@possiblyabear451 that's not the joke and you know it

@lokiprepper Жыл бұрын

@@possiblyabear451 Dude, I hate communism as much as any other red blooded working class American, but seriously how does that tie into this at all?

@yammt3148 9 ай бұрын

Yup. We need a sequel of this. British Airways. Emirates. Air France. Air Canada.

@mmc9828 8 ай бұрын

And American.

@shaydowsith348 8 ай бұрын

El Al.

@shaydowsith348 8 ай бұрын

Lufthansa

@JM-mh1pp 8 ай бұрын

Please...as if Emirates ever hanged out with those poor loosers, and Air France is way to hot for this kind of company

@mmc9828 8 ай бұрын

LOL!!@@JM-mh1pp

@ARTwithsam55 Ай бұрын

The “biscoff?” Joke for united really did it for me 😂😂😂

@ernestinagyamfi102 Ай бұрын

and its good too🫢

@AliceRose413 16 күн бұрын

Those are 1 of 2 of the best “airline snacks” 🤣 next is stroopwafels

@ARTwithsam55 16 күн бұрын

@@AliceRose413 Fr the stroop waffle is good too 😂😂

@Rack2009 Ай бұрын

“You smell…you smell.” Is just the absolute highlight of this all😭

@coleandhisvideos Жыл бұрын

"who needs first class when you have no class" And that's why I fly Southwest

@Budza00 Жыл бұрын

Same

@hayleigh4813 Жыл бұрын

They also have funny flight attendants.

@dakota16x Жыл бұрын

same, great service and cheap flights. also the reward system is great for frequent travelers.

@xxxhoodooxxx Жыл бұрын

SouthWest has been the best out of all of them in my experience.

@GrandEWN Жыл бұрын

Don’t think that’s the only reason 💀

@xliquidflames Жыл бұрын

Greyhound pops up behind Amtrak and in a depressed tone says, "At least they remembered you exist. No one even thinks of me as transportation." He then slowly walks off, head hung, and a tear in his eye.

@amazonpr1me759 Жыл бұрын

Fuck Greyhound, terrible service

@patdevhill3456 Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing he sounds like Eeyore

@theguy9208 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, long distance buses are the worst way to travel. Its one thing to be on a flight for 4 hours with no wifi, whatever, but the same trip by bus took 3 fuckin days! With broken wifi! First world problems i know but it was also 3 days spent in a seat that doesnt recline much at all...

@blueoval250 Жыл бұрын

Greyhound just exists to shuffle homeless drug addicts to various cities

@oldsguy354 Жыл бұрын

@@patdevhill3456 Since Greyhound moves like Eeyore, assuming they sound like him too is a safe bet.

@trainfan32 5 ай бұрын

"Adlest were not amtrak" As a railfan, that hurt

@user-fv2lz5ln9h 4 ай бұрын

Yeah

@MetraFan402 4 ай бұрын

Agreed

@TC-eu7px 4 ай бұрын

same

@valentingonzalez2020 3 ай бұрын

I used to be a rail fan but now I am a weaponist and aviationist

@Santafeboi 2 ай бұрын

WELL ATLEAST AMTRAK HAS MORE LEG ROOM THAN A PLANE

@SwayzeOnYa12 7 ай бұрын

"Compensating for your tiny cockpit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-mm3oc5zf3c 3 ай бұрын

United has Airbus

@sammierose1150 Ай бұрын

Emotional damage 💀

@SwayzeOnYa12 Ай бұрын

@@sammierose1150 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ARTwithsam55 Ай бұрын

Fr 😂😂😂 it’s so funny!

@SwayzeOnYa12 Ай бұрын

@@ARTwithsam55 Lmbo! He nailed it!

@SwissAirlines. Жыл бұрын

Delta pilots land better drunk then spirit pilots do sober

@tuckertheyoutuber901 Жыл бұрын

Spirit pilots land worse than drunk student pilots (like me)

@Vrykron 11 ай бұрын

💀

@Vrykron 11 ай бұрын

@@tuckertheyoutuber901I'd probably trust you more, plus it costs extra to trust spirit

@FabricatedPheonix 11 ай бұрын

Yeah thats if your plan ever actually gets to the gate the day youwant to leave

@badanimationstudios3358 11 ай бұрын

I thought I was gonna die in a standard flight on spirit but felt perfectly safe taking off on a delta plane 20 minutes before a hurricane hit.

@epicsamurai5 Жыл бұрын

Delta made everybody travel to Atlanta for the party.

@punmaster227 Жыл бұрын

I swear that’s like a ritual for every delta flight I’ve ever been on

@cyberjayson Жыл бұрын

I legit just took a flight a couple weeks ago, and both stops were in Atlanta. It was only a 2 hr flight to begin with, no clue why they needed a stop

@dekusprout4136 Жыл бұрын

I've been on 2 flights in my lifetime and this is literally the reason why

@quack-tastictictac1630 Жыл бұрын

This hits different when you live near Atlanta

@vass169 Жыл бұрын

EXACTLY - gotta go through ATL first!

@greekscenarist 7 ай бұрын

Alaska is tough dude who is probably chasing bear in Denali.

@defaultdacat 7 ай бұрын

I would have loved to see Jetblue as a person

@statesecretscomrade4312 8 ай бұрын

Emirates would enter the room covered in real gold

@JUBIBAGEL 7 ай бұрын

Head to toe in white Armani suit, with aviators, gold chains, and entirely too much cologne.

@cyndicottrell21 7 ай бұрын

My niece's friend was a stewardess with them for years. Lived over in Dubai.

@didndido3638 7 ай бұрын

...being on a platform pulled by slaves.

@adrukova1407 7 ай бұрын

@@JUBIBAGEL"Way too much cologne"😂👃🎉

@tyrant-den884 7 ай бұрын

And a trail of white sports fans worshipping them.

@LeoSnart 11 ай бұрын

American and Alaska airlines have left the chat

@oliverjurick467 10 ай бұрын

And Frontier.

@northeastcorridorguy_yt9562 10 ай бұрын

and air canada

@DeRos.1227 10 ай бұрын

And Hawaiian airlines

@pibblepott 10 ай бұрын

And westjet.

@WCE107 9 ай бұрын

And flair and Via Rail Edit #2. Forgot to mention Air Transat

@chrystallee5528 7 ай бұрын

I actually like Amtrak. I can stretch out my legs. Take 3 bags with no extra fees, have a meal and a cocktail if I want. Walk around, Check out the views as I travel through mountains or sea sides, take a nap. On long trips If i'm willing to pay for it, I can have a room with a bed, a shower and Porter service. And best of all, there's no strip search at the train station by TSA. 😊

@MomshieNani Ай бұрын

How dare you I'm a aviationest😡😡

@chrystallee5528 Ай бұрын

@@MomshieNani To each, his own. 😉

@MomshieNani Ай бұрын

@@chrystallee5528 *switches*

@simplytrinabean Ай бұрын

And don't have to worry about falling out the sky

@lenaalways932 7 ай бұрын

This is so unbelievably funny, the detail that went into these just led alone deserves awards!

@CngDelta757 Жыл бұрын

It’s funny cuz Delta’s former CEO went on to work at Amtrak!

@MyselfOffical Жыл бұрын

I’m out

@rockjockchick Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@mmc9828 Жыл бұрын

That makes it even funnier! LOL

@F40M07 Жыл бұрын

Hmm… interesting!

@ace74909 Жыл бұрын

Happy railfan noises

@MinutemanOutdoors Жыл бұрын

Weird thing is Amtrak is making a slow comeback in the tourism market and that makes me so happy.

@leafy4142 Жыл бұрын

I've heard that average trains are more luxurious than flights these days.

@Shiroyashasama Жыл бұрын

That’s not really true lol

@EmperorNefarious1 Жыл бұрын

@@leafy4142 you get more leg room and larger bathrooms. Some of the longer distance trains have lounges and canteens. If only they were faster, and if only there was service abroad.

@oneflowerninjamagic1912 Жыл бұрын

Shout Out Union Station Washington DC

@bill-or-somthingbill4390 Жыл бұрын

I actually love Amtrak

@emilianocastrovizcarra8302 5 ай бұрын

Spirit: *GIMME 20 DOLLARS OR MY PILOTS ARE GONNA CRASH OUR PLANE*

@preretcon 6 ай бұрын

Imagine if Ryan Air was Included they would *literally* crash the party!

@randomalt9617 Жыл бұрын

I just imagine Alaska Air walking in: “Hey guys, sorry I’m late, my suit got lost at the dry cleaner and- wait, DELTA THATS MY SUIT DAMNIT!!”

@Aglaesia Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@mungolianbeef Жыл бұрын

Me n my west coast homies love alaska

@assistanttotheregionalmana5810 Жыл бұрын

@@mungolianbeef let’s go love Alaska

@colorgaurdsweethreat3474 Жыл бұрын

Thank you, I was wondering. Been my go to airline. We tried others once and jumped right back. I was wondering where Alaska Air love was.😂🤣 (also Washingtonian)

@assistanttotheregionalmana5810 Жыл бұрын

@@colorgaurdsweethreat3474 Alaska is the best for PNW shuttle services!

@user-vr3hj7is6q Жыл бұрын

"Thought you'd cancel at the last minute" that made me jump up and say "yes!"

@ajjack30213 Жыл бұрын

Right!!! Waiting for a C-17 pilot 👨‍✈️ to say “none of you got nothing on me “

@Niddez 7 ай бұрын

RIP to my uncle he died during 9/11, he was the greatest pilot in our country.

@shuthemoody 8 ай бұрын

Delta taking a shot about last minute cancellations is rich.

@maryjanesbaby9392 8 ай бұрын

Real rich!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MazdaAddict 8 ай бұрын

Watching this a week after Delta cancelled my flight...

@paulas_lens 7 ай бұрын

Where were the sardine can jokes??!!

@thecomedypilot5894 6 ай бұрын

Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.

@thecomedypilot5894 6 ай бұрын

@@MazdaAddict Delta doesn’t cancel last-minute nearly as much compared to United and Southwest. In fact, Delta is the biggest US airline with the *least* cancellations.

@vaperjoker2326 Жыл бұрын

"5 dollars, cash or card?" That killed me 🤣😭

@thewingman5313 23 күн бұрын

Biscoff 😂😂😂 that had home laughing for awhile

@Baskets_shorts 5 ай бұрын

Delta making 52.670 Billion 🗿🍷

@jlynn4187 Жыл бұрын

Jet blue was too busy partying with emirates and frontier airlines kept changing his rsvp and just ended up not showing in the end even though he said he was coming.

@LayZ84 Жыл бұрын

Facts, last flight I had was on frontier and they delayed it 4 hours then cancelled it

@jlynn4187 Жыл бұрын

@@LayZ84 literally have a flight with them and I’m fearing for my life

@professionalidiot280 Жыл бұрын

Allegiant was busy trying to crash Emirates party.

@wta1518 Жыл бұрын

@@professionalidiot280 No they were just out on the street yelling nonsense.

@Astrid-ql4he Жыл бұрын

My last flight was on jet blue went from 5:40 takeoff to 1:30 takeoff

@ninethetwotailedfox 8 ай бұрын

"biscoff?" that part is so accurate OMFG!

@SwedeProof 8 ай бұрын

I know, right??🤣🤣🤣

@laurenatterbury8760 7 ай бұрын

It is so accurate 😂

@giashah2637 7 ай бұрын

my fav part of the plane ride

@Akariyume 7 ай бұрын

True

@jarvisjourneys 7 ай бұрын

“I stole beer from JetBlue 🤣🤣”

@parkerabbott2189 8 ай бұрын

As a former TSA officer, this is pretty accurate. Only thing missing is Delta's cocaine problem lol

@LosOjosCar 7 ай бұрын

😅😂🤣

@ranjanbiswas3233 7 ай бұрын

Wait a second is that really an airline problem or TSA problem?

@parkerabbott2189 7 ай бұрын

@ranjanbiswas3233 it's an actual airline problem. Delta had so many employees smuggling cocaine they gave up their expedited screening privileges. But all the airlines have nightmare problems, you don't want to know how many times Alaska pilots have flown drunk

@jordane7483 6 ай бұрын

@@ranjanbiswas3233there is a shit Ton of pilots, doctors, lawyers etc on Coke lol. Its not called the “rich man” drug for no reason 😂

@dubbs22 5 ай бұрын

@@ranjanbiswas3233 tsa problem

@luigismansion44 Жыл бұрын

as an Amtrak worker i’m dying lol

@Japan_flag 9 ай бұрын

.-..--._..-

@Quagthistle 8 ай бұрын

Amtrak is actually a better travel experience then any of the airlines, though... and a lot less discriminatory against those of us with certain disabilities, too. :)

@Intrusive_Thought176 8 ай бұрын

@@Quagthistledont tell that to europeans and weird americans

@matthew8153 8 ай бұрын

Given Amtrak’s safety record you might mean that literally.

@Intrusive_Thought176 8 ай бұрын

@@matthew8153 source?

@maxlarock8788 2 ай бұрын

Makes sense Ryanair didn’t even show up ☠️

@Sinatragaze 3 ай бұрын

Amtrak is actually so nice near me, they have a cute little coffee shop, the tickets are way cheaper than airplane, and I get a calm 3 hours omw to the city.

@addy_animates484 Жыл бұрын

Imagine watching your neighbor scream “HORSEFEATHERS! Nobody laughs at Amtrak! NOBODY!!”

@kj8398 Жыл бұрын

Best comment lol

@Anna_b360 Жыл бұрын

Can we take a second to appreciate that the caption says “turbulent laughter” 😂

@mickeywhite2563 Жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes we can. lol

@gordonlekfors2708 Жыл бұрын

no, let's not.

@Anna_b360 Жыл бұрын

@@gordonlekfors2708lol

@cogaplush3372 2 сағат бұрын

Volaris would be the person who loves getting into people’s personal bubbles because of how small the spacing between the people in front of you and you are

@Ethanthepro363 3 күн бұрын

Who needs first class when you have no class? 💀

@amrogers4 Жыл бұрын

"Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit!" Haha.

@amirordibi1348 Жыл бұрын

Minis the pit

@Iconic58 8 ай бұрын

This needs to be a Super Bowl commercial outrageously HILARIOUS!

@catherinesanchez1185 8 ай бұрын

It has that feel doesn’t it ?? The airlines wouldn’t think it was funny even though they’d customers probably would

@amysmiles9751 7 ай бұрын

I think someone might get sued 😮

@gmbarn737 Ай бұрын

Southwest don’t need no class😂

@valeriepark9444 5 ай бұрын

I can't believe everyone else overlooked the *TURBULENT laughter*

@RashaKahn Жыл бұрын

Should’ve had Ryanair visiting from Europe fighting Spirit in the parking lot.

@bulbs_ Жыл бұрын

‘At least we’re not Ryanair’

@foxw875 Жыл бұрын

Only after they crash their car pulling into the parking lot

@kazior6521 Жыл бұрын

😂

@AllAboutPurple Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Well_Ill_Be_GodDangled Жыл бұрын

Ryan Air: Never again.

@TimothyChewy Жыл бұрын

This says a lot about American who didn’t even show up 😂

@fuiruy 11 ай бұрын

Frrrr I got delayed twice on my way back from Japan

@VenerableBede2510 11 ай бұрын

Even Amtrak laughs at American.

@youraveragemedicmain866 11 ай бұрын

they're too busy looking for the planes they lost in 2001 lolllll

@tommoore2012 11 ай бұрын

American was actually ranked number 5 in the top 5 most reliable airlines. They have an on time percentage of over 75%.

@Ricardo-bf6zj 10 ай бұрын

@@tommoore2012Almost all bad news come from American Airlines. Im surprised how they still have clients after all the bad press they get.

@Deep_Fried_Water 22 күн бұрын

Spirit airlines PLEASE JUST FLY WITH US WELL LITERALLY GIVE YOU OUR COMPANY

@botdfbvb 7 күн бұрын

I flew Spirit once. It was actually one of my best flights I've ever taken. The experience was great because the crew was genuinely happy and energetic. I had no complaints about that flight. I've had worse experiences on Southwest and American. Never flown delta cuz duh they're more expensive

@dgeneeknapp3168 Жыл бұрын

Delta used to REALLY serve. After my first wedding in 92, we were at the gate waiting forever. All of a sudden, they announced our flight...at the other end of the airport. This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away. Delta got a car to drive us from the gate we were at to the flight...a friggin' LIMO for heaven's sake. We made it, with like only minutes to spare...and we weren't first class or anything. They were also good about switching your flight in case of medical emergency. I got wildly ill and HAD to get to my specialist in Atlanta during a trip to Milwaukee. It was no problem to leave a day early. My grandmother had a stroke about 2 weeks before my original flight arranged for me to take leave. I had to buy another departure but they refunded my previous ticket. These were all in the 90s, and they really were worth the $ then.

@yoqert2729 Жыл бұрын

Damn bro, thats crazy

@findme7585 Жыл бұрын

“This was Atlanta, so about 2 states away” got me dying. Never have I ever burned more calories in one sitting than I have sprinting through those Hartsfield Jackson terminals

@ianjohnson3770 Жыл бұрын

@@findme7585 how were you sitting and sprinting?

@JasonW. Жыл бұрын

@@findme7585 At least ATL has working trams between gates. I don't think I've ever been to Charlotte when at least one moving walkway was down, and always one I needed.

@oldsguy354 Жыл бұрын

I used to live in the southeastern US. It almost always meant a feeder flight to Hartsfield and then on to my destination. On the return, they'd always get me back to Atlanta but the rest of the trip home could easily be a rental car.

@yeasstt Жыл бұрын

American Airlines didn't show up for another 20 hours and was missing a leg

@McLovin-hz7rx Жыл бұрын

Bruh my best experience flying is with American Airlines

@bewertsam Жыл бұрын

@@McLovin-hz7rx same

@melodyofheaven3353 Жыл бұрын

And RyanAir crashed their car into the building

@PETERODZZ Жыл бұрын

Je je😅

@soonerguy8011 Жыл бұрын

@@McLovin-hz7rx as a pilot for American, we know this to be bullshit

@LoveAndSnapple 5 күн бұрын

Don’t do my Southwest like that!! 😂😂😂

@Cryotherapy-xd6qt 5 ай бұрын

Delta you almost made me get stuck in New York City

@katgamer1727 Жыл бұрын

I actually love southwest, the flight attendants are so sweet and attentive. Also they had free wifi on my last trip so I got to listen to music and sleep the whole time

@DukeCityAbeyta Жыл бұрын

And you don’t have to pay to check luggage 🧳

@user-px7mx2ge4e Жыл бұрын

@@DukeCityAbeyta best part

@Mysasser1 Жыл бұрын

Fyi if you're going to Chicago they are flying into o'hare now. Enjoy!

@themonth4082 Жыл бұрын

And get to sit any where

@justinblakeney3466 Жыл бұрын

I don't even have a preferred airline, but is free wifi not the standard?

@depressedmagicalgirl Жыл бұрын

As a person who rides spirit every time I travel I can confirm every ride is me hanging on to dear life

@swaggitypigfig8413 Жыл бұрын

hahahahah not sure you'll make it? xD

@realworldissues Жыл бұрын

@@swaggitypigfig8413 If you don't make it they will make sure your spirit will :)

@crumbs6393 Жыл бұрын

As someone who fly's Ryanair same

@ahsram5134 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@GenXican84 Жыл бұрын

Ya know, worry is also a form of exercise..

@miguelgarz 4 ай бұрын

You should do one with international carriers (like BA, airfrance, others)

@Americanstripes269 7 ай бұрын

I love flying on Southwest Airlines because it was my first airliner I’ve ever flown and it so smooth that I like Southwest Airlines.

@punk_rock_music_teacher Жыл бұрын

Frontier Airlines comes in strung out on crack and 3 hours late...

@ieataviationgradefuelusedonthe Жыл бұрын

This the funniest comment I’ve ever seen in my life

@marco_marks Жыл бұрын

I LOVE frontier airlines. The passengers are all broke and happy. The flight attendants are chill. The planes are always late. Everyones just enjoying life on those flights.

@Calebs_Aviation Жыл бұрын

So true!

@inlandtaipan9959 Жыл бұрын

*Ryanair has entered the chat* "Everyone hold on to your seats!"

@zchris87v80 11 ай бұрын

I've only heard about them, but I imagine they'd kick the door in and slam down as hard as possible on the couch in the least amount of time.

@RomeoBlueMK.1 9 ай бұрын

“Everybody hold onto your parts of the plane! Or just play music as it will be outro music….”

@RealUlrichLeland 8 ай бұрын

@@zchris87v80 Once, after a particularly rough Ryanair landing the pilot said to us "on your way out, take a look at the wheels", and when we got out we saw that they were surrounded by the fire brigade and smoking lol

@Oakeybloke 8 ай бұрын

Ryanair is like the airline that's cheap and then tries to charge you for a bottle opener. A few years ago they tried introducing toilet charges 😂😂😮

@salam-peace5519 8 ай бұрын

@@Oakeybloke The toilet charges idea was only meant as a joke though.

@SatoruGojo653 19 күн бұрын

When u go to spirit u meet your spirit

@CelestiaSays 7 ай бұрын

I love that the Armtrak is wearing plaid 😂

@officialchannel1292 3 ай бұрын

With the British accent 😅

@kentschnabel4726 Жыл бұрын

"At least we're not Amtrak." Give it five years with high fuel costs. You'll all be Amtrak.

@Scavenger82 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@garlboydlatham4295 Жыл бұрын

You've made a very valid point!

@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын

Biden just needs to release more permits to drill more

@dynamicworlds1 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, if we ever got highspeed rail, a lot of them would go out of business very quickly even if they managed to keep costs the same (which they won't).

@josephj.6478 Жыл бұрын

Plus coach on Amtrak is better then first class on all of those airlines 💁‍♂️🚅

@user-ui5lj4vv3u 7 ай бұрын

Honestly, if I could take the train everywhere I would. Less stress, cheaper, nice seats. The staff actually see you as human beings instead of cattle. Amtrak doesn’t get enough love

@DardanellesBy108 7 ай бұрын

I don’t about the staff part, out in my area they’re cold as ice, but I do like riding the train lots more than flying.

@WonderingWildWanderingRose 7 ай бұрын

I was honestly surprised they were remembered enough to be included. Saw a bunch of Greyhound bus sadness at being forgotten, but IRL train travel isn't even an option most people think of. They think "plane, bus, or roadtrip?" I'd rather do train anytime.

@noelbeach8232 7 ай бұрын

Wish they had more routes though. Or another transportation rail line since Amtrak has a monopoly on train travel. Imagine is companies like CSX took a shot at rail line transportation 😅

@SadisticSenpai61 6 ай бұрын

@@noelbeach8232 Or if Norfolk Southern offered passenger rail. So what are the odds we're gonna end up on the ground _this_ time? lol

@irishboi7596 6 ай бұрын

@noelbeach8232 The issue is nobody used the trains, hence Amtraks creation. They operate with government funding because every passenger railroad went bankrupt from lack of use

@notveshremybutsomeotherguy Ай бұрын

spirit kept shaking the entire way there

@strickersniper7909 2 ай бұрын

I never flown with sprit but with the rest it it relatable

@snuffme Жыл бұрын

reminded me when my dad worked at Delta, one time he came home with a giant bag of Biscoff biscuits

@LadyMaria Жыл бұрын

We buy them in bulk once in a while. The ones with cream in the middle are great.

@LatinoAmigo. 11 ай бұрын

gimme some

@CT-2904 11 ай бұрын

Lucky that shot if my jam

@Wandering_Specter 10 ай бұрын

Dang your lucky

@snuffme 10 ай бұрын

@@Wandering_Specter i was double fisten them mfs. all the gate agents took drinks, food and snacks. they had the good shit

@Obvi_A Жыл бұрын

My dad is a airline pilot, for American Airlines and when I showed him this video he was just giggling. He also kept saying how true it was!

@kagitsune Жыл бұрын

I kept wondering when AA was gonna show up all grumpy and stuff 😆

@megg2826 Жыл бұрын

@@kagitsune it would be funny if you had three AA. America West, US airways and then AA. Cause pilots from all three airlines would be fighting each other

@YTW-rw6pr Жыл бұрын

American belongs on the couch with united and southwest

@nancycariker-moon9890 Жыл бұрын

@@YTW-rw6pr that’s an insult to both United and Southwest! 😂

@YTW-rw6pr Жыл бұрын

@@nancycariker-moon9890 100 percent

@littleoak5 7 ай бұрын

I actually love southwest airlines, they're so chill and 5he attendants are hilarious

@pdwilby713 5 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@w_h_y1112 8 ай бұрын

Honestly Im vibin with southwest airlines Straight to the point, honesty, no social filter, might be a little messy but is overall charismatic enough

@aurorahughes9559 8 ай бұрын

I like your profile pic! 💙❤️🧡💛

@prtdiva 7 ай бұрын

I love southwest!

@carolinacoreas7716 7 ай бұрын

Flew Spirit once, there was basically no leg space. Flew Southwest several times and always was able to get a window seat because of no assigned seating and enough space to accommodate for my weird ADHD sitting forms. I even watched Taken 2 on their no wifi entertainment to pass the time. No matter the airlines, I assume the snacks are expensive as fuck, so I never ordered their foods.

@crebeccastewart3910 7 ай бұрын

I think the gloves came off post covid.

@grownsimba8120 7 ай бұрын

What's the social filter in this context?

@medix1203 Жыл бұрын

LMAO as soon as that door been rang I was like it's spirit and gonna be a crackhead.... I'm glad I wasn't disappointed

@foxw875 Жыл бұрын

I was expecting either Spirit or Frontier

@UchihaChikiru Жыл бұрын

Dude same 😂

@phoneusandfroboof829 Жыл бұрын

yall idk why you guys hate spirit my grandma flew with them enough have have over 300,000 spirit miles, we flew every year from jersey to south carolina and back for the summertime and never had a issue with them. Whats the big deal?

@Limbergem Жыл бұрын

I seriously thought Spirit was being played by Ethan Klein

@HJS_VR 12 күн бұрын

Delta: we are so happy and posh! Deltas crash history: yeah….

@Sun.n.Flowers Ай бұрын

This skit doesn't fail!

@Peteliao 3 ай бұрын

As an Executive Platinum on American Airlines, I see this as an absolute win.

@kylewit Жыл бұрын

"Looks like we all made it safely" hahaha accurate for Spirit

@djl608 Жыл бұрын

He was as surprised as anyone! 🤣

@Darkslide99 Жыл бұрын

Spirit is the Fung Wah of airlines!! The pilots can say “but did you die though” in 20 different languages 😂😂

@CarpeDiezNutz Жыл бұрын

“Oh, horse feathers!”

@DaveM-FFB 27 күн бұрын

Classic ending! Amtrak just cancelled our 11 hour trip on the Adirondack from NYC to Montreal on 2 week's notice. As a matter of fact, they cancelled that whole route for the next several weeks with no explanation. The popular thought is 25 miles of overdue track maintenance (north of the border) that nobody wanted to pay for.

@Chase_Is_on_the_case539 Ай бұрын

Philippine airlines:🙁 why did I not join?

@cannella617 Жыл бұрын

“People love free bags” And that’s why I love southwest Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

@texasred2702 Жыл бұрын

How's it going? Made it out of the airport yet?

@edbproductions Жыл бұрын

Southwest just works better. Their rapid loading is so much nicer than this assigned seats bs

@oshynclair7592 Жыл бұрын

@@texasred2702 Lol!! Southwest 15 hr flight Lol

@alaindao7374 Жыл бұрын

What good are free bags if your flight is grounded due to no pilots?

@JuxtapositionRed Жыл бұрын

"quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" I died

@maggienbob1304 Жыл бұрын

Best line in the whole video! I only wish I could find a way to use it in my everyday life! 😂

@GATEKEEPER8578 9 ай бұрын

@@maggienbob1304dick

@monicaschroyer9785 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@valentingonzalez2020 3 ай бұрын

Bro Amtrak sounded like the Austrian painter 💀

@TrueMT7 6 ай бұрын

Frontier has left the chat.

@DrDestructoBlade Жыл бұрын

Why is this so accurate I swear

@scottmatznick3140 Жыл бұрын

Don't swear, it's a bad habit

@TopHatDealer Жыл бұрын

@@scottmatznick3140 it's a expression

@JasonW. Жыл бұрын

@@TopHatDealer I swear, one of these days, one of these days

@TopHatDealer Жыл бұрын

@@JasonW. "dOn'T sWeAr ItS a BaD hAbIt"

@DrDestructoBlade Жыл бұрын

@@TopHatDealer the dude is joking

@maceface2657 Жыл бұрын

"Quit overcompensating for your tiny cockpit" is not getting enough love

@Undomaranel 8 ай бұрын

Because it's a childish, immature double entendre and people with the humor and knowledge to appreciate the personality quips aren't as entertained by lunchroom slurs.

@maceface2657 8 ай бұрын

@@Undomaranel mate, we’re both on KZfaq shorts. That’s about the best humor your gonna get, outside of like EelFeel

@WonderingWildWanderingRose 7 ай бұрын

@@Undomaranel it's a joke MADE in the dialogue of the personality quirks video, so the humor was targeting those that enjoy that kind of video. Don't act like your humor is more sophisticated and mature when you're part of the target audience 🤡

@WonderingWildWanderingRose 7 ай бұрын

@@maceface2657 🤣🤣🤣 "not getting enough love"🤣🤣🤣👍

@ms.myrnasmajesticmoods9853 7 ай бұрын

I’m just gonna sit right here next to you by the bathroom cause I know I’m gonna need it woooo I’m DEAD 😂😂😂😂

@mereese1 2 ай бұрын

In true Spirit fashion... "$5 cash or card" 😂

@wegaan7550 Жыл бұрын

Amtrak is serious this time, he's going to show them all his true power of going 50 miles in 2 weeks

@EperogiLimousine 10 ай бұрын

Seriously we need better rails

@tyrannosaurusimperator 10 ай бұрын

Some of his passengers may even survive this trip.

@braydentoth8442 8 ай бұрын

Acela has entered the chat

@tritiumlabs373 8 ай бұрын

At least he has legroom

@roalmabi4u 8 ай бұрын

He should get here his European and Japanese cousins with their superspeed 🚈🇪🇺🚈🇯🇵

@ervingjohnson409 8 ай бұрын

Ryanair:so you bought a ticket huh you still have to pay to sit down

@cp0710 7 ай бұрын

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@AnonYmous-rl6pi 7 ай бұрын

LOL!

@hansgans297 7 ай бұрын

They actually tried to make a passenger cabin for standing passengers so they could fit more people in. I'm not kidding.

@AnonYmous-rl6pi 7 ай бұрын

@@hansgans297 If you can stand for 2 hours in a train, you can stand for 2 hours in a plane.

@debbiesunlight7047 7 ай бұрын

Such a talent

@ambdubs 16 күн бұрын

Did anyone else have a wholly jarring experience when the laughter happened at the end? Scared the bejeesus outta me. I was like “who’s that? Where is it coming from!?” I am also wearing headphones so maybe that’s it.. or it’s just me.

@BeccaGarner05 Жыл бұрын

I rode on Amtrak for the first time this summer, it was nice!

@yunleung2631 Жыл бұрын

It’s great for regions travel. If only it had space.

@TheMaddenComebackKid Жыл бұрын

@@yunleung2631 Japan *Laughs in 新幹線*

@jedimastercaeli Жыл бұрын

If you ever decide to travel long distance on Amtrak,I recommend saving up for a private sleeper room. Your own bed and a private bathroom!

@mikepowell8611 Жыл бұрын

The seats are big and comfortable. They have showers and a restaurant its fun on Amtrak.

@Luke_Go Жыл бұрын

I hope it didn't take all summer from where you started and where you wanted to go 🙂

@PequenoGiant Жыл бұрын

Spirit's laugh is what you hear as the plane goes through rough turbulence. Or plummets into the sea

@NeilMcLinden Жыл бұрын

Spirit is a Joe Pesci character if there ever was one

@Sleepydill Жыл бұрын

To bad spirit airlines has never been in a crash.. so your joke doesnt work

@PequenoGiant Жыл бұрын

@@Sleepydill i mean. I was more so going for just any plane crashing or plummeting into the sea really 🤷🏿‍♀️

@dragoraviation4975 Жыл бұрын

Cap cap cappity cap cap! I flew with Spirit for a long time, they had outstanding service! People think Spirit is just the Ryanair of the US, that’s just Frontier 🤣

@PequenoGiant Жыл бұрын

@@dragoraviation4975 i was just making a joke at how heinous the laugh was. Not the airline itself