If Apps Were People

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Жыл бұрын

What if the Apps on your phone, like Settings, Calendar, Messages, and more, were talking about you???
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@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

Watch "If Weather Was People" next! 👉 infj.me/3Y9w2uE ⚠ATTENTION: if you receive a comment from someone with my profile picture and name asking you to contact/text/DM them, IT IS NOT ME. I will NEVER ask you to contact me. I hate talking to people 🤗🧡

@Vanss888 Жыл бұрын

Aggred

@charliebrown9392 Жыл бұрын

I hate talking to people to

@tong7290 Жыл бұрын

I received one of those once, thanks for the warning.

@officialbeefy Жыл бұрын

Never before have I agreed more with any statement (“i hate talking to people”)

@cloverkalimba3368 Жыл бұрын

I had an idea for a skit ofc you don't have to do it but what about if different types of houses were people? Like for example mansion, cottage, apartment, yknow, that sort of thing :>

@trinaq Жыл бұрын

The Tinder family must really like dating a lot, there's too many of them to keep track of! 😂🤣

@superidol821 Жыл бұрын

YEAH- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

they probably killed chuck in a fit of jealous rage

@ACrazyCrazyGirl Жыл бұрын

I was waiting so much for Tinder as an app to show up too 😅

@melodyconte Жыл бұрын

For a moment I thought the Duolingo bird murdered him. That guy doesn't mess around 😆

@Old_Duo 10 ай бұрын

I would

@Brickproof 15 сағат бұрын

Not you, we are dealing with new one, but Everyone knows that old one more brutal@@Old_Duo

@LoveHandle4890 Жыл бұрын

Can we just appreciate how this one man plays 16 different people so perfectly?…

@melisaarteaga3110 Жыл бұрын

Agreed! 😎👌🏻

@deathmeter7243 Жыл бұрын

its 16 diffrent people -_- idiot.

@luiiiandmovieee Жыл бұрын

Yeah true, but it's not about the 16 personalities in this video though

@Gr3nadgr3gory Жыл бұрын

I can, but he's no Tom Kenny.

@jcoolguy1548 Жыл бұрын

@@Gr3nadgr3gory or Seth MacFarlane

@nataliegivan8726 Жыл бұрын

My theory was that the Duolingo Owl killed him for missing a lesson. “Spanish or vanish”. These keep getting better 😂

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

lol oh man i should have thought of that

@ritasallai152 Жыл бұрын

That is why I did not start the spanish course

@soulless_jake540 Жыл бұрын

That's why I learn finnish

@brodieherogamer8933 Жыл бұрын

that is the soul reason why i learn french

@Gabriel_JudgeofHell Жыл бұрын

@@soulless_jake540finnish or i will "finish" you

@trinaq Жыл бұрын

All of these portrayals were accurate, especially Worldle's irrelevance, and Duolingo constantly judging you for missing a day in your streak!

@gandalf_thegrey Жыл бұрын

3/7 for Duo Not enough kidnapping of family members

@dawnstream12 Жыл бұрын

I fell asleep before I could extend my streak last night and the next thing I knew Duolingo was yelling at me to replace the streak freeze I just used

@maskedmallard537 2 ай бұрын

I fuckin hated when I was in the middle of a lesson and just before I finished it, midnight rolled around and the first thing I see after the congratulations for finishing a lesson faster than 99.99999999% of people on Duolingo is that I had to replace the steak freeze I just burned. 🤬

@Calamity133 Жыл бұрын

"I hope this hike is just to the fridge and back or it will ACTUALLY kill him." The health app is in fact relatable.

@MaceDeMarco2010 11 ай бұрын

Sadly, same…

@ENFP7w8capranica Жыл бұрын

Frank. What the heck. 🤣This was gold. Honestly, I would be extremely scared if anyone went through my notes app. Even the notes app itself. Nothing is coherent. XD DUOLINGO WAS PERFECTION. OH MY WORD. THEY REALLY WERE ALL PERFECTION. GREAT WORK!!!

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

thanks so much!

@XSemperIdem5 Жыл бұрын

I wonder what I'll find on my very old first gen iPod touch notes app 😂 My old iPad had notes with just random phone numbers. I have no clue why they were there or who they belonged to but apparently they weren't worthy of being added into the actual contacts app.

@TheCoffeeCrow Жыл бұрын

My notes app is just passwords and really REALLY out of context quotes.

@miraculouslyrachel Жыл бұрын

@@TheCoffeeCrowFandango

@adweetiyamohapatra7326 Жыл бұрын

I also use notes to write random things when there is no internet. "Capitalist flavored socialist party" ,"Salt with a pinch of sugar"

@PhantoMace2012 Жыл бұрын

As someone who is addicted to the Notes app on his phone, that "Notes, you know his mind better than anyone else" was WAY too real. Shopping lists, to-do's, random thoughts, personal diary, deepest secrets. It's all there for me.

@angelicanavarro5311 Жыл бұрын

I loved when Duolingo said “ferme le bouche!” To Headspace😂😂😂 this one was adorable, Frank!

@hithxerecustomer555 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@AnnabethsEdits 6 ай бұрын

Same lol it was hilarious

@carmelafernando7823 Жыл бұрын

Measure app gleefully whipping out the measuring tape right after, "He's dead!" is priceless.

@subconvextheobezoar3782 Жыл бұрын

gotta know what size casket to order

@Musicgeek475 Жыл бұрын

The part about unsolicited photos killed me. 🤣🤣🤣 Your phone thinks it knows so much, but it’s painfully unaware of breakups and life changes, and can be so random.

@HollieDaNugget Жыл бұрын

This was rly interesting to watch I do actually wonder what my apps would think about me xD my alarm would probably be having an existential crisis thinking it’s not useful enough bc I keep putting it on snooze every day. It would be like ‘why am I still here, just to suffer’.

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

every night, i can feel my leg

@uwumarii Жыл бұрын

My alarm would think I'm nuts because I set it at 6:00,6:15,6:30,6:45 and 7:00 am everyday just to be extra sure that I wake up on time lol

@infernal.. Жыл бұрын

@@uwumarii me too bud. But mines 9am, 9:30, 10, 10:30 and so forth

@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын

7:20, 7:30, 7:50, 8, 8:30…

@lucashamilton4674 Жыл бұрын

You guys are by no means alone.

@StephanieJeanne Жыл бұрын

Hahaha! That was great! I feel like the apps are always spying on me! Headspace ✌💜 Duolingo is definitely relentless if you keep notifs on. They were all so accurate, Frank! I love the ending, it was all the PS5's fault! 😂

@TheQwuilleran Жыл бұрын

That twist ending. I never would have guessed he was actually able to get a PS5!

@StephanieJeanne Жыл бұрын

@@TheQwuilleran Haha, ikr?

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

haha thanks, im glad you enjoyed it!

@user-hx5qi4rz6g Жыл бұрын

The way i cracked so hard at this 😂 this was golden, and really put a smile on my face, thank you frank 🥰✨

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

glad to bring a smile to your face! 🧡

@user-hx5qi4rz6g Жыл бұрын

Your videos always bring a smile to my face 🥰✨

@TheStinkMarketUpdate Жыл бұрын

This is one of the best ones yet, I was going to look through the "If Things Were People" Playlist and when I saw this, I got instantly excited, it was definitely worth the excitement. This man never runs out of ideas

@jamiegdubois Жыл бұрын

I shouldn’t have laughed as much as I did at the Flappy Bird joke

@tinaperez7393 Жыл бұрын

Start small people - work up to 5-10 uninterrupted trips to the fridge and back before attempting to walk outside for any length of time.

@affinity266 Жыл бұрын

POV: PS5 is the only thing that can take a living man away from his phone.

@SuperNanadia Жыл бұрын

This reminds me a lot of Missing movie that was playing now in theaters. Solving a mystery by means of gadgets. And this is even better, it justs neeeds one phone! Another stellar video, Frank! Can't wait to see the next one. ✨

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

thanks so much!!

@beast6213 Жыл бұрын

I love how Headspace has an angelic light on him. X)

@Soviet_Cat1729 Жыл бұрын

Fitness : *Dissapears from the chat*

@justahumann26 Жыл бұрын

The Photos one is PAINFULLY accurate. I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marissabulso6439 Жыл бұрын

“See? He snoozed it!” 😂😂😂 Also, the clock app opening his mouth and that horrendous noise coming out made me jump as much as the other apps did. I hate that noise. It is the sound of stress embodies. 😐 Lolol poor Headspace. How do you know us all so well, FJ?

@isitsweet9567 Жыл бұрын

I've actually had a serious fright from my brother's alarm clock, which beeps like it's warning you about something bad.

@qualms3083 Жыл бұрын

Such understanding of where these ‘apps’ are coming from & their ‘personalities’! The ‘interaction’ is delectable!

@legend5831 Жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for the day "If People Were People" releases 😂

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

but what if... people never become people????

@Izabela-ek5nh Жыл бұрын

@@FrankJames trying to tell us those other stuff sometimes become people...?

@Superkid33 Жыл бұрын

I love the creativity you have with the videos! 👍

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

i appreciate the kind words!

@hazardfree23 Жыл бұрын

Okay, didnt expect the ending, but it makes complete sense at the same time!, Brilliant work, as always!

@MaxLovesNascarOfficial Жыл бұрын

1:13 THIS IS TOO ACCURATE 1:18 OMG 😂

@jolex_nerd8132 Жыл бұрын

1:04 "added it to the grocery list" 🤣🤣

@enderplayer9722 Жыл бұрын

At this point you only lack vehicles as people😭

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

oh its in the works

@shimerrill967 Жыл бұрын

Wonderful idea ! 🤩

@vijaytasinguluri Жыл бұрын

"why is that the default alarm?" My words exactly every time I hear this from other people's phones😂

@u_u387 Жыл бұрын

Duolingo got no chill

@TianaParker Жыл бұрын

Ok that was seriously funny. And original. Just wow. 😂

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

thanks!

@tsa0809 Жыл бұрын

Duolingo sending 3000+ notifications for reminding to take the lessons is on point. My gmail is with flooded with Duo's emails 😂

@avpaavcomics1299 Жыл бұрын

Highly unrealistic. Duolingo would hold Chuck hostage with his family if he would miss any lessons. Also, bro rizzed the whole Tinder family 😂

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

lol

@trickshots221 8 ай бұрын

Please make a part 2, this is to good.

@quirogatnonerrat3214 Жыл бұрын

"Flappy bird" for twitter really got me 🤣

@jeonjk5763 Жыл бұрын

I was having a stressful day but thank you so much for making me laugh through this video

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

You are so welcome!

@nataliemoon1512 Жыл бұрын

"We are busy being stressed right now"😅

@cleverclovercreates3249 Жыл бұрын

Ok let me say that you’ve actually inspired me to start making comedy stuff cuz I don’t actually watch any comedy shows but I love these, you’re great Frank!!

@holleighlordel1575 Жыл бұрын

So funny as usual! Yay women’s history month! 🎉😂

@bobachan211 Жыл бұрын

I expected duolingo to say somehting like "he missed his daily spanish lesson even after i threatened his family" 😭

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

LOL

@britainsoderquist6248 9 ай бұрын

This might be my most favorite of all the "If Things Were People" videos, and that's saying a lot because there are a LOT of good ones in this series.

@ginniegill1026 Жыл бұрын

"Added to the grocery list" ugh I felt that

@tinaperez7393 Жыл бұрын

Seriously people, you gotta floss. 😂👍

@flywithcai Жыл бұрын

Tinder family 😭🤣

@ShelleyFayles Жыл бұрын

Pure gold!!! Your talent, Frank James!!! 🔥🔥🔥

@chromaticribbon Жыл бұрын

The notes app saying “Oohh” is wholesome to me 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@leslie6938 Жыл бұрын

Frank does it again! I love this series. He must work 24/7, the guy is prolific!

@boingyboop4960 Жыл бұрын

This is the best one yet! These are hilarious!

@citylily 11 ай бұрын

The voice memo was so well done!

@pinkpeonygirl Жыл бұрын

Another fantastic sketch, Frank 💙 So far in my Duolingo adventure I haven't dared to miss a single day, because I just know if I miss one day I will never go back. I just suffer through it [since the update] every day. Keep going, Frank, you are doing great!

@NyxNigh Жыл бұрын

I needed this. It was a great laugh 😂. Thank you, as always you delivered.

@gracestampfel9144 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes measure ready to measure the second that duolingo pronounces chuck dead.😂😂

@FrankJames Жыл бұрын

lol gotta get that coffin sized up

@izzythere77 11 ай бұрын

1:10 "Ferme la bouche, dude" as a French dude, this got me 😂

@KarrotYT 6 сағат бұрын

"We're busy being distressed right now. Do not disturb" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tahraethestoryteller6079 Жыл бұрын

This 3 minute and 23 second video was better than the entire emoji movie

@michael_koski Жыл бұрын

Very creative! Great job, FJ! Had me laughing with the duoingo notifs!😂 ~ Ana

@RestlessHarp Жыл бұрын

This series is pure gold! 😂

@johnson941 5 ай бұрын

I was honestly expecting Duolingo to actually have killed him. The featuring of flappy bird was hilarious.

@keriyoungman7759 Жыл бұрын

Hey Frank I just wanted to say thank you for the word of the week this week - first of all the sassy pandas comment was hilarious but also the rest of it was very inspiring and helped me take a look at my life and see things completely different so thank you I appreciate it 🙏🏻💕

@the_lady_in_black86 Жыл бұрын

As someone who has a PS5 and definitely spent way too much time playing it when I first bought it, I can 100% relate to this 😄

@MattoThinks Жыл бұрын

Amazing. Some ideas for you: - if music genres were people - if stationery were people - if times of day were people

@2247.0 8 ай бұрын

i love the way all of them have papers but clock has an actual clock

@prizzylicious Жыл бұрын

all these videos are PURE GOLD. idk how you come up with these 😂😂

@MJAY552 Жыл бұрын

This was so hilariously accurate! I can't stop laughing

@sedemappleh9580 7 ай бұрын

"IT IS SO IMPORTANT TO FLOSS"😂

@sara.the.muggle Жыл бұрын

Nice 😂 Well done! Duo was amazing.

@fishboyFishyFins Жыл бұрын

I love this, please make part 2!!

@MaceDeMarco2010 4 ай бұрын

My favorite sketch by you.

@MattoThinks Жыл бұрын

More ideas for you cause I can't help myself ♥️ - if items of clothing were people - if rooms in the house were people - if toiletries were people

@tabomwangelwa4150 Жыл бұрын

You put in a loooot of work. Thank you for your videos Frank.

@ForsakenTVbutreal Жыл бұрын

I would watch a full series of this

@michelle9670 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant again! Thanks for the laughs!! 😂

@donnaduhamel6004 Жыл бұрын

Excellent..laughed out loud!!!!!! Xxx🥰🤣🦋

@egale1873 Жыл бұрын

These are consistently hilarious, I’m astonished

@francesjarvis884 Жыл бұрын

I love these! Frank's hair is everything!

@kjack3211 Жыл бұрын

This is the best one yet!!! ❤😂

@hannahz6418 Жыл бұрын

The Tinder family was hilarious. I love watching your videos!

@malinkton2042 Жыл бұрын

tell me, master frank james, how one can have so much creativity like you 😳😭

@thatmarioguy1932 Жыл бұрын

I loved the outfits for this video. Also love if “subject” were people videos👍

@LJHYND Жыл бұрын

I would SO watch that Airplane Cash Cab show! 😆

@laurachittenden6186 Жыл бұрын

I love this series! Keep them coming! I love your wittiness. My favorite part is Duolingo's incessant notifications -- it's true!

@officialE10 Ай бұрын

Flappy Bird showing up twice in the whole video and being the cool one 🤣

@Ken-WillTrio 3 ай бұрын

Duolingo was adamant that he was dead because he offed him. He should have finished his streak

@mercurialfox Жыл бұрын

The photo album thing happened to me after watching this while about to have a doctor appointment, just what I needed at the time, a random slideshow of pets photos, when I don't have any pets.. 😂 Great video!

@skydancersolaris6197 5 ай бұрын

He could have just drawn a paper clock, but no, he put an actual clock on his chest, just for us. Also the alarm and voice memos not actually speaking to make their noises but instead opening their mouths and letting the sounds happen is *chef's kiss*.